Old Jedi mind trick

[cub]

This is not the thread you are looking for... move along, move along.

[iaidoka]

This isnt the thread I am looking for.

[s3raph]

This might have been the thread I was looking for, except its unbearably lame.

[Aardvark]

Mate of mine is riding about 10 over the limit. driving an old, noisyarse V8 commodore. Gets pulled over for his efforts. Cop comes to the window, he's already got his license sticking out. As the cop leans down, he twiddles his fingers and says, "These aren't the droids you're looking for." the copper pisses himself laughing, then says, "Move along, move along"

Actually, that never happened. That was a wierd rumour about one of his experiences that no one could ever track down the source of

[SOC]

The Force is weak with this one

[Afta Image]

took me 10 years to get that line.

Fuck you, I saw the movie orignal when I was like 2. Fuck you whores.....

lol....

[thingy]

Worst thread ever.

This is not the thread you are looking for... move along, move along.
Wait, hang on. Does this mean you were right? Now I'm all confused as to whether it's just a lame thread or whether your mind trick worked? ARGH!!! [starts running around in circles garglarglarglargling backwards :murloc:

[JiMi]

lmao.. i do believe anyone who came in here including me are all suckers of some human experiment....oh to be predictable... lmao

j

[StygiaN]

I must be missing some sort of insider geek joke cause there is no laughter over here.

[RedMaN]

There is no sp.... thread?

[HAL]

I must be missing some sort of insider geek joke cause there is no laughter over here.
Hardly an insider geek joke, haven't you ever heard of Jedi Mind Trick's!!! Unless of course you are aware of that and believe there should be an underlying extremely funny punch line..... That's also not to say any part of this thread has been all that funny, accept the mind trick on the copper, that was :cool:, too bad it didn't really happen.

[Glompbot]

One of my friends actually used the jedi mind trick on another friend

it was *hand gesture* "stop speaking"
the friend was so flabbergasted (ok, so he was torn between laughter and unable to decide between a whole heap of replies) that he didn't say anything for a few minutes.

[thingy]

I have learnt not to understimate the power of the dark side, that is why I have never even tried it on you. :p

[The Cunt]

This is the thread I've been looking for. So blow one in your eye from Pumpy the Jizzing Monkey.

[Glompbot]

I have learnt not to understimate the power of the dark side, that is why I have never even tried it on you. :p

DARK SIDE!? pah!

I'm goodness and fucking light damnit

[TK-421]

The door is locked. Move on to the next one.

[Eds]

I was once strong in the Force, now I think I'm strong in the Force again, but I'm really just a wound in the Force, and I suck. Forcey Force Forceroonie.

And I get +3 to STR from Light Side Mastery.

[BtrFly]

*points at avatar* see i am an angel :D

oh by the way this was the thread i was looking for, its just there is nothing around it so....

[King_Crud]

i actually thought it was a funny thread. I am laughing

ooops i just shot Greedo

[Hired Goon]

There's only one thing left to do: Run to Dagoba

[sperm]

I have learnt not to understimate the power of the dark side, that is why I have never even tried it on you. :p
The 'force' is like duct tape. It has a dark side and a light side, and it binds the universe together. :D

[Sinwah]

It's a trap

[DrDivad]

i actually thought it was a funny thread. I am laughing

ooops i just shot Greedo


You better have fired first!

[Eds]

I think we took a wrong turn wrong turn wrong turn wrong turn wrong turn

[Directed]

Silly Jedi, your mind trick will not work on me. THIS IS THE THREAD I AM LOOKING FOR!

[wakmofo]

ninjas are immune to jedi mind tricks........its true

[Scythe]

The 'force' is like duct tape. It has a dark side and a light side, and it binds the universe together. :D

And do your hands get covered with a stiky residue if you touch it for too long?