The "Post A Pic Of Your Kid, Or Your Pet" thread.

[Directed]

I'm not sure if this is duplicated elsewhere, and if you rather just post a pic of yourself, go ahead, I don't care. Do I look picky?

[kré]

here's a pic of both of my pets and my baby taken yesterday morning :)

http://www.crayonline.com/vw/gallery/photos/go/IMG_3024.JPG

[Directed]

http://forums.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11076

I'll knock out both in one posting here. My daughter and my dog.

[Directed]

Does anyone know how to post a pic from your already uploaded pictures in zgeek so that it appears in the thread?

[Serpent_Girl]

My very cute and evil cat. (she takes after me!) ^-^

http://gallery.zgeek.com/details.php?image_id=2668&

[ajcrowley]

here's a pic of both of my pets and my baby taken yesterday morning :)

http://www.crayonline.com/vw/gallery/photos/go/IMG_3024.JPG

cute puddy cats

[TK-421]

My beautiful Blue Cattle dog, taken about 18 months ago.

[imp]

My Pets:
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/17/kitties_007.jpg

astro and his son:
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/17/leigh_and_krys.jpg

[dwarfthrower]

Click the thumbnails for the bigger versions:

My daughter Ava, turning three next Friday. Already giving her old man cause for concern with conversations like:
A: One day I'll go to school.
D: Yes sweetie, you'll go to school.
A: And my friends will be there?
D: I'm sure some of your friends will be there.
A: And boys?


http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/thumbnails/3/Ava.jpg (http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/3/Ava.jpg)

And my son Darcy... turning two in June. A little hellraiser if ever there was one, but what can you do when someone that cute pisses on your stuff?

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/thumbnails/3/Darcy.jpg (http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/3/Darcy.jpg)

And my faithful pooch Milly... three and a half year old pedigreed pug:

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/thumbnails/3/milly.jpg (http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/3/milly.jpg)

And for those who wonder how a fella for whom "pretty average" would be taken as a compliment manages to produce cute kids... the love of my life:

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/thumbnails/3/deb.jpg (http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/3/deb.jpg)

[gunsella]

this is cat 5 minutes ago. she was asleep in her favourite spot: the wheelbarrow.


http://home.exetel.com.au/esg/images/catty.jpg

[imp]

AWWWWW Wheelbarrow kitty!!

You're a lucky guy, dwarfthrower... :)

[JiMi]

here is my dog sam.. and the other is my toy... almost as good as sex i tell ya ;) but then again.. mebbe i'm just not sexing rite

oh.. i also added one of me holding a baby goat... darn thing tried to suck on my nose about 2 seconds later

j

edit: dont supose someone wants to tell me how to post the pics and not have them as atachments..

ps i'l get photos of my pussys tonite... ;)

[gunsella]

AWWWWW Wheelbarrow kitty!!

You're a lucky guy, dwarfthrower... :)

your cats are tooooo cute. i checked out the galleries the other day :)

[spurr]

here's a pic of both of my pets and my baby taken yesterday morning :)

http://www.crayonline.com/vw/gallery/photos/go/IMG_3024.JPG

Looks like they're just getting in from a night out joyriding :p

[Directed]

Everyone has such cute pets, and kids! I love this thread.

[Merudo]

I don't have kids or pets :'(

[Nodbugger]

This is simba, he is 10.

[Directed]

Here's me and my cutie. Also my wife (who is also a cutie) with my baby at Christmas. My baby was born 2 christmases ago (actually dec 27th).

[berserk]

wooh directed, you're inter-racial! more power to you bud!

Still waiting to see the mug of the chicago coloured italian militarist

[btwong]

My beautiful Blue Cattle dog, taken about 18 months ago.

Blue cattle dogs rock!

I am up to my 3rd blue cattle in my life, Jesse
also up to my first red cattle-cross-(kelpie or dingo!, not sure), Jedi.

One of my friends who has a dingo, Tobi, brings him over to our house all the time, and they look exactly the same (same pattern, same jaw structure, everything), and get on like a house on fire!

[Cordis]

Blue cattle dogs rock!

I am up to my 3rd blue cattle in my life, Jesse
also up to my first red cattle-cross-(kelpie or dingo!, not sure), Jedi.

One of my friends who has a dingo, Tobi, brings him over to our house all the time, and they look exactly the same (same pattern, same jaw structure, everything), and get on like a house on fire!

Really, that’s cool I have a red cattle dog too, her name is Georgie. She has never grown up and can be as mad as a meat axe. I also have a mongrel cattle dog to, she is cattle cross bull terrier. So imagine a cattle dog body with bull terrier colours.

[Nodbugger]

wooh directed, you're inter-racial! more power to you bud!

Still waiting to see the mug of the chicago coloured italian militarist

I believe my picture is floating around somewhere.

[berserk]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to directed again.
Sorry bud.

[gunsella]

This is simba, he is 10.

adorable :)

[berserk]

I believe my picture is floating around somewhere.
In searching the image gallery for "nod" "noddy" & "nodbugger" the only image i got was this
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/1/noddy_gump.jpg
Is that you noddy?

[Directed]

Well spread it around already! lol.

[berserk]

Well spread it around already!
But I have no reason to -rep noddy today.

[imp]

Rep + Directed :) I like this thread and not just b/c it stars my kitties and astro! :p

[Directed]

Although thats as good a reason as any ;)

Thanks Imp!

[Directed]

Here's some more:

[Directed]

Oh, and by the way, My little Teresa girl is TROUBLE!!!! She is so much fun.

[b2barker]

Daughter Scotia:
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/32/Best1MacLeansml.jpg
Dog Licky Four Paws (named by daughter):
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/32/L4P.jpg

[Holster]

This is my little man a few years ago.

[Chrissy]

My baby:

[Chrissy]

My other baby:

[MisterBishi]

Stupid squashed head.

http://img140.exs.cx/img140/8441/hampton5wd.jpg

ps. chrissy's dog is cool its all brown and stuff and tried to sit on my lap but I was all "wtf mate" because I was trying to drink coffee or eat sandwiches.

[Elf_Girl]

first is the family cat Bam Bam (12 yrs) laying on my bed with my pink bunny, 2nd is my guinea pig Bangers who is bout 7 years old now.

[imp]

Stupid squashed head.

I could make a rug out of all the hair coming out of your cat's ears

[SOC]

I don't have any kids or pets. But my niece in Perth has just got a pet rat, so I'll get her to send me a pic of it and I'll post it here.

[Chrissy]

ps. chrissy's dog is cool its all brown and stuff and tried to sit on my lap but I was all "wtf mate" because I was trying to drink coffee or eat sandwiches.

I think you might have accidentally mistaken Indie's attempt to sit on your lap as affection. She was actually trying to get a bit closer to your neck so she could perform her usual trick of ripping out your jugular and playing with your blood ;)

Ps: Bishi's cat breaks the bath!

[MisterBishi]

Ps: Bishi's cat breaks the bath!

It's true....

http://img232.exs.cx/img232/1221/destruction3ye.jpg

[annie]

This is my aunt's cat, called tommy. he's a fat cat.

by the way, sorry about teh huge pic :(

[DOGG]

Does anyone know how to post a pic from your already uploaded pictures in zgeek so that it appears in the thread?

User CP. Attatchments.

U can view all ur attatchments here. just post the links.

[minorproblem]

My baby :)

http://tinypic.com/22b7rb

[~vjay~]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/vjay/000_0056.jpg

One of my cats, I need to take recent pics(I have 2 cats that are both 10 years old)

[dilligaf]

I could make a rug out of all the hair coming out of your cat's ears
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to imp again.

[SOC]

What is it with geeks seeming to prefer cats over dogs?

[annie]

cat's don't require you to walk them, and they will curl up with you at the computer.

[MisterBishi]

What is it with geeks seeming to prefer cats over dogs?

I love dogs but I dont like the idea of leaving them home alone, cats are cool with it because they just sleep for the most part anyway.

Plus I don't have a garden for it to run around and shit in.

When I retire I'll get a big dog :cool:

[Glompbot]

This is my puppy - she lives at my parents

Her name is Kleine Hund

http://turtling.org/pictures/kleinehund.jpg

[annie]

she doesn't look like a 'little dog'... but mayhaps that is just the angle of the camera.

[SOC]

I love dogs but I dont like the idea of leaving them home alone, cats are cool with it because they just sleep for the most part anyway.

Plus I don't have a garden for it to run around and shit in.

When I retire I'll get a big dog :cool:

Yeah, I'd love a dog, but I'd never had one unless I had lots of room for it and there was always going to be someone hom ... or selse get 2 dogs so they can keep each other company. I want either a border collie or a staffordshire bull terrier.

[Glompbot]

She was the runt of the litter :D
And compared to the 3 other blue cattle x dogs we owned, she was small...

[annie]

well she is a beautiful dog all the same sapia :)

[Enos]

All you people with small fuzzies suck!

(I want a pussy of my own :D )

[Nodbugger]

We have plenty of room for my dog to run around out back.

He is also really good at home. It is trained to not do certain things. But for the most part he switches bedrooms all day sleeping in them in order. Then he goes to all the couches in the house. And if I am on my computer he sits next to me and watches.

[Merudo]

We have plenty of room for my dog to run around out back.

He is also really good at home. It is trained to not do certain things. But for the most part he switches bedrooms all day sleeping in them in order. Then he goes to all the couches in the house. And if I am on my computer he sits next to me and watches.
what sort of dog dude?

[Cassa]

Two of my babies (one AWOL, he ran away when I moved interstate)
I have to get a better photo of the third one when I'm down next, then I will post it.

[Directed]

Dogs do need more care and attention than cats, but they are more fun to play with outside as well. Cats just don't like to play fetch as much. Although a little tin foil and maybe some tape on the paws is good fun with cats as long as they are indoors.

[Bea_Ghetto]

..

[SOC]

Cats just don't like to play felch as much.

True. I'm yet to meet a cat that likes having semen sucked out of its arse.

[jak]

Here is a pic of my girlfriend's dog. His name is Moby. Great dog - when I come over he sits down in front of me, gives me high five with his left paw and shakes hand with his right paw. Everytime!

:)

[Directed]

True. I'm yet to meet a cat that likes having semen sucked out of its arse.

Meet Kitty Kat:

http://forums.zgeek.com/member.php?u=7048

[SOC]

Meet Kitty Kat:

http://forums.zgeek.com/member.php?u=7048

Last Activity: 19-11-2004 11:14 AM

She's proobably been too busy felching to pop by and visit us.

[StudMuffin]

http://photobucket.com/albums/v206/npax6l/Baxter/th_66b13636.jpg http://photobucket.com/albums/v206/npax6l/Baxter/th_Dscn0406.jpg

a couple more here (http://photobucket.com/albums/v206/npax6l/Baxter/?action=view&slideshow=true)

[Directed]

My wife wants to get a second, moppy little cuddly dog. any suggestions on one that won't maul my baby girl, yet can survive the handling of a 14 month kid?

[Androssi]

Here's the big man himself, he's just gone 6!

My special little boy...

[dwarfthrower]

My wife wants to get a second, moppy little cuddly dog. any suggestions on one that won't maul my baby girl, yet can survive the handling of a 14 month kid?

Go the mighty pug... big dog in a small dog package... plus their pushed in faces mean they couldn't bite someone even if they wanted to. Milly handles everything two toddlers can throw at her, goes back for more then wrestles with me.

[dwarfthrower]

Oh, and by the way, My little Teresa girl is TROUBLE!!!! She is so much fun.
She definately gets her good looks from her mum... but that glint of mischief in her eyes is a definate chip off the old block.

[Directed]

LOL, Thats why i married a looker, the kids need all the help they can get LOL

[Munchkin]

Lots and lots of cute mini-zgeekers in this thread :)

[evil]

Jemma's 5th birthday

[imp]

Jemma's 5th birthday

Awwwwww Cute!!!!! :D That's so sweet.

[Asmodeus]

hmm, lets see what i have.

first one is louee, the killer dachshund, then roscoe.. the shih-tzu terror... and then gizmo, the worlds laziest shih-tzu

[~vjay~]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/vjay/jarrod_kayla.jpg

Here are the younger 2 of my 3 kiddies, Jarrod is 3 & Kayla-Joy is 5

[repeat]

Here is Summit named after two friends, Sue and Matt, who gave me her as a gift. Cats are great but do silly things at times. I bought Summit a nice soft fluffy warm comfy bed to sleep on and she doesn't use it. So what does she sleep on instead? See image and find out.

[berserk]

what does she sleep on instead?
Probably because
1. you're in the southern hemisphere autumn & its warm up on the monitor &/or
2. some cats are attention whores

[ajcrowley]

not allowed pets in building, the body corporate are a bit up themselves cus its all a bit newish although i rekon a few people do have some. gonna have to make sure the next place is pet friendly cus i want a cat.

[Nodbugger]

what sort of dog dude?


He is a mutt. German Sheppard and Irish Wolfhound are the most likely things.

He is a big dog too, that bed he is on is a King Size, and he is curled up.

[dwarfthrower]

He is a mutt. German Sheppard and Irish Wolfhound are the most likely things.

He is a big dog too, that bed he is on is a King Size, and he is curled up.

Irish Wolfhounds are cool... bloody enormous though, a guy in our street has two of them, buggered if I know how he affords to feed them.

[Nodbugger]

Irish Wolfhounds are cool... bloody enormous though, a guy in our street has two of them, buggered if I know how he affords to feed them.

He basically eats what we eat, we always say he eats better than most people. He also has his Dog food in between our meals. We just fill up the bowl when it gets low.

[jak]

He basically eats what we eat, we always say he eats better than most people. He also has his Dog food in between our meals. We just fill up the bowl when it gets low.

Hehehe.

That reminds me of an ex-girlfriend whose Mum had a Chihuahua. Stupid little temperamental rat dog. Used to drink coffee from the cup, but wouldnt touch the stuff if you put it in a bowl. The thing (yes thing) hated me - I couldn't touch it unless her Mum was holding it. I would never be able to pick it up (but then neither could her Dad or brother). And I get on pretty well with dogs. They used to make a chicken stew every week and freeze it up in small bags - that was its food for the week. It didnt eat dog food.

I tell ya, that dog (rat) thought it was part human.

[dwarfthrower]

Milly goes through about two small tins of Dog food per week, plus the occasional handful of kibble. The rest of the time she feasts on whatever the kids leave lying around. There is no scarier sight in the world than a pug who has just polished off a bowl of custard.

[b2barker]

There is no scarier sight in the world than a pug who has just polished off a bowl of custard.
*tries to erase mental image*. It's that tubgirl thing all over again

[imp]

Milly goes through about two small tins of Dog food per week, plus the occasional handful of kibble. The rest of the time she feasts on whatever the kids leave lying around. There is no scarier sight in the world than a pug who has just polished off a bowl of custard.
Oh Please please PLEASE tell me you have a picture of this :D A pug with a snout full of custard...... I could do with a new wallpaper :p

[dwarfthrower]

Oh Please please PLEASE tell me you have a picture of this :D A pug with a snout full of custard...... I could do with a new wallpaper :p

If I had one I wouldn't hold out on you guys... I'll make sure to grab the camera next time it happens.

[imp]

If I had one I wouldn't hold out on you guys... I'll make sure to grab the camera next time it happens.
FANTASTIC

[Asmodeus]

im trying to get a pic of my other pet.

Fluffy - the bearded dragon" but the bastard sees a camera and just hides behind his hot rock.

a pug after eating custard.. been there.. it pretty much tops a drunk doberman..

ya.. thats the fun part with these dogs. i grew up and alway shad dobermans, the little guys i have now are fun and all, but much cheaper to feed.

[jefah]

Here is Summit named after two friends, Sue and Matt, who gave me her as a gift. Cats are great but do silly things at times. I bought Summit a nice soft fluffy warm comfy bed to sleep on and she doesn't use it. So what does she sleep on instead? See image and find out.
evil looking cat dude

[Holster]

Hehehe.

That reminds me of an ex-girlfriend whose Mum had a Chihuahua. Stupid little temperamental rat dog. Used to drink coffee from the cup, but wouldnt touch the stuff if you put it in a bowl. The thing (yes thing) hated me - I couldn't touch it unless her Mum was holding it. I would never be able to pick it up (but then neither could her Dad or brother). And I get on pretty well with dogs. They used to make a chicken stew every week and freeze it up in small bags - that was its food for the week. It didnt eat dog food.

I tell ya, that dog (rat) thought it was part human.

I used to have 2 staffy's, damn they could eat.
they went through 1kg to 1 1/2KG of cooked food each a day, I made it up for them every second day - mince, rice / pasta, and mixed veggies.
They also had a large bowl of dry food each every day.

[jak]

I used to have 2 staffy's, damn they could eat.
they went through 1kg to 1 1/2KG of cooked food each a day, I made it up for them every second day - mince, rice / pasta, and mixed veggies.
They also had a large bowl of dry food each every day.

Did they try and rip your neck open, if you looked at them for longer than 2 seconds?

:)

[RedMaN]

I'm pretty sure I have posted pics of my pet before but I needed to get in this thread before excal :D

Ok, below is a pic of my snake, Silvanus (click here (http://www.pantheon.org/articles/s/silvanus.html) for meaning). He is a jungle/coastal carpet python and I have had him for approx. a year and he is 3 yrs old. He's not that big in comparison to other snakes I have seen round the same age but I think he was starved as a youngster and may have affected his growth.
PS he shed a skin last week and I hung it up on the wall in my office at work. I love it... it freaks the shit out of ppl and then they proceed to call me a sick fuck http://www.fastlikesquirrel.com/smilies/whistle.gif

[jak]

How well do snakes and squirrels get on together?

;)

[Whiskers]

I've noticed a black and white kitty trend.

My Jess. She is 4 months old.

[repeat]

below is a pic of my snake, Silvanus
He has very silimar marking to my pet snake Bruno. She was a scrub python that grew to about 8 feet. I don't have her anymore.

[Directed]

I used to have a pink boa constrictor (yes there are pink boa constrictors, but they look more like silly putty pink) named Winston. I had to give him away when he was 6 foot long. He died a month ago...... Moment of silence please..... thank you. I named him after Winston Churchill because that guy would go right after rats like immediately and totally destroy them. Ahhhh the memories.

[piggle]

My baby :)
you bastard..its my kitty...remember, im the one that feeds him, so he is MINE...i also named him paws :p
/me runs outside a hugs her kitty

[kré]

Irish Wolfhounds are cool... bloody enormous though, a guy in our street has two of them, buggered if I know how he affords to feed them.

we used to have one. they are such a friendly dog :)

[pleed]

My dogs Oscar and Shorty. Shorty was 18 in December (he's the Foxy) Oscar is 8. They are good dogs. Shorty eats too much, Oscar never eats. He has arthritis in his hips.

[RedMaN]

My dogs Oscar and Shorty. Shorty was 18 in December (he's the Foxy) Oscar is 8. They are good dogs. Shorty eats too much, Oscar never eats. He has arthritis in his hips.

<a href="http://forums.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6386">Oscar and Shorty</a>
Wow... that's some awesome pet you got there :rolleyes:
[/sarcasm]

[imp]

http://forums.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6386

;) Works fine. Cute doggies :)

[pleed]

Yeah, I stuffed up the link then my browser crashed. I dunno what happened. Then I got lazy and gave up.

- rep for me :(

[ether]

Here is my little pet,

http://www.aussiepythons.com/albums/ether/Yummy.jpg

[gunsella]

Here is my little pet,

http://www.aussiepythons.com/albums/ether/Yummy.jpg

which one's your pet?

[imp]

which one's your pet?
rep + :D

[Directed]

Well, we are all curious, which one is it?

[RedMaN]

Here is my little pet,

http://www.aussiepythons.com/albums/ether/Yummy.jpg
Hey ether, what breed is she/he?
I noticed where you linked the pic from as well... didn't know this site existed. May have to peruse around *nods*

[STallingU]

Hussy the husky and penny the basset.
http://img219.exs.cx/img219/413/hussyatwork5oh.jpg
http://img219.exs.cx/img219/770/dscn04072aq.jpg

[RedMaN]

How well do snakes and squirrels get on together?

;)
Well enough... I keep the squirrels seperate from Silvanus. They have their own training area complete with obstacle course for their commando training.
I am currently training one to be a sniper and take out Pirate's flying monkeys :D Crack shot at 500 metres http://www.fastlikesquirrel.com/smilies/tup.gif

[ether]

Hey ether, what breed is she/he?
I noticed where you linked the pic from as well... didn't know this site existed. May have to peruse around *nods*

She was sold to me as a coastal carpet but it reckon she might be an atherton. That site is great, i have been a member for a while and there is some good stuff said.

ps. The snake is the pet, the mouse is fooood!!

[RedMaN]

She was sold to me as a coastal carpet but it reckon she might be an atherton.
She has very similar markings to Silvanus.... could be right bout the coastal carpet tag.

[Glompbot]

fuck... the huskies are such gorgeous dogs.

[hooptieride]

fuck... the huskies are such gorgeous dogs.
True.

They rock.

My last dog was a maltese crossed with a yorkshire terrier. That little dog was mad, but alas drowned when she was still a puppy... :(

[wolfpac181]

Here's a few pics of my bulldog
http://www.dengbad.com/images/Bulma/THEface.jpg
http://www.dengbad.com/images/Bulma/bulmaretardface.jpg

[Munchkin]

This is my dog, George. He's a blue merle border collie , but he sometimes has destructive tendencies. He's been known to chew through bottles of bleach, fabric conditioner, eat an 8 pack of kitchen towels and the plastic washing basket. He even ate 2 turkey breasts one Xmas morning after dragging his bed over to the sideboard, scrunching it up, standing on it and dragging the plates on to the floor :p

He might sometimes be a troublesome mutt, but I love him to bits :D , especially his ears ... one stands up, the other is all floppy :)

[SOC]

Awww, he's a real cutey! Did you decide to call him George so you could "hug him and squeeze him and love him and pet him ... etc"???

[Munchkin]

Awww, he's a real cutey! Did you decide to call him George so you could "hug him and squeeze him and love him and pet him ... etc"???


haha, yeah :)

[Asmodeus]

ya, gotta watch those, too smart and energetic for their own good sometimes.. heh

really, i think dogs like that get destructive becuase they're bored.

[Munchkin]

Yeah, he probably does get bored. He used to have someone at home with him all the time, but since I now have a full time job, Im out, tho I try and pop home for lunch when I can. One of the first things I do when i get home is to give him one of his doggy treats ( if the sneaky fuck hasnt already found them and had a munch :P ) and then I take him for a walk, or we play in the garden with his rope toy :)


After looking through some folders with old photos in, I found this one of my youngest brother, and sister. I know they're not *my* children, but I still like the picture :p (Tom is 4, Chloe is 9).

[sperm]

Obligatory spermlets shot, the red eyes they got from their mothers side ....

[sneagelman]

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/gila.jpg Despite its off-putting appearance, a loyal, cuddly and wonderful pet for small children. And they don't bark. Ever. Is important to inventory your and your childrten's fingers on a daily basis, however.

:fu:

[STallingU]

I brushed the husky and look at all the fluff that came off her.
There is still heaps more to come off. She looks so skiny now.
http://img200.exs.cx/img200/1507/dscn23510cr.jpg
I think there was the same amount again stuck to me as well.

[asskickergod]

http://www.trephination.net/critters/img/18.jpg

[Directed]

I beat the husky and look at all that was left of her:

http://img200.exs.cx/img200/1507/dscn23510cr.jpg
I think there was the same amount again stuck to me as well.

You brute! that poor dog!

[LisaJ]

I don't have kids. But here are my baby cousins.

Sherice (7), Matthew (2), Crystal (4)

[STallingU]

You brute! that poor dog!
When Siberian Huskies shed their coat it all comes out in clumps at a time. Its over in 2 weeks and all their under coat is gone. I could not brush it out of her and just let it hang off her and let her look all patchy. Then everytime you patt her you have to brush the fluff off your clothes.
You know in cartoons when something starts to run and leaves a cloud of smoke behind. Well she leaves a cloud of fur then a trial.

[Bostonmess]

The cat who got the cream.
http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/thumbnails/1/dennis.jpg

[Directed]

Well my baby Teresa got a nice easter basket this year. Ironically her favorite thing was the plastic stuffing in the basket, not the toys or candy.

[Megabyte]

This here be my sneaky bugger Sable:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/m3gabyt3/Sable.jpg

[Ransynkotw]

This is my dog. Be wary or he will come at you like a screaming bowl of hot bark

[Bambi]

Well my baby Teresa got a nice easter basket this year. Ironically her favorite thing was the plastic stuffing in the basket, not the toys or candy.


She is just beautiful..... so jealous. Got her looks from her mother????? :)

[Lina]

My two staffy woofs - Chilli and Mojo. I've shown this pic before but damned if I can find other photos (alright, alright...i'm too freakin' lazy to look). Mojo hates cameras so I stuck Chilli in front so he was less likely to launch an attack and kill the evil flashy thing :D This was last year. Needless to say Chilli is a huge piece of staffy flesh now.

[Thyraeus]

See My Avatar......Ben 'left us' last October - aged 7 (6 weeks in photo).

[excalibur]

this is my natalie(first 2) oscar is the third one.

[AsterisK]

My cat Macey. most beautiful cat in the world... <3
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/42/Ashley-K700i_6.jpg

[AsterisK]

My cat Macey. most beautiful cat in the world... <3
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/42/Ashley-K700i_6.jpg (http://gallery.zgeek.com/details.php?image_id=4711)

[Directed]

Long haired cats are good looking. If they could only find a way for them to not shed hair they would be perfect.

[dwarfthrower]

Long haired cats are good looking. If they could only find a way for them to not shed hair they would be perfect.

Preserved in a jar of rubbing alcohol does the trick.

[dwarfthrower]

Subjecting your cat to second or third degree burns will also prevent it from growing nasty sheddy hair.

It's advisable to burn small areas of your cat at a time to prevent it from dying.

[Enos]

Preserved in a jar of rubbing alcohol does the trick.

I've heard that also works on Pugs and then they have an excuse for their face looking like it's pressed up against glass :p

[RedMaN]

Nice pics excal... looks like natalie is still getting bigger!! :aah:

[imp]

First is of Tabitha (or "midget" as my housemat calls her) asleep on the bed. The one eye open thing was a reaction to the flash I think b/c she was still asleep. So cute.. I love how her coat is white underneath and black on top. :D

The second I took about 30 minutes ago when the cats were playing. Theo lept on the kitten, held her down.. then started cleaning her. :D Myself, astro, Sambo, rin and Blair just sat there amazed. It was so.. weird!
I think he gets it from his dad b/c he used to do that too. CUTE ^_^

[Something Fast]

Them's mine. Bustopher (12), Truffles (nearly 15) and Tabitha (14). They're all getting old... They're all still cute as hell though.

[imp]

Awww! Tabitha.. Great name for a cat ;)
I love how cats get cuddly!! Bunch of hippies! :D I'd still love to get a dog one day though

[Something Fast]

Hehe. Yeah, it is a good name for a cat.
You'll notice that truffles is between Tabitha and Bustopher. That's because Buster is a real shit-stirrer, and he's known to send Tabby into a blind, spitting, hissing and scratching rage. Unless it's a cold night, that is...

[~vjay~]

My daughter a week ago at her 6th birthday party.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/vjay/kjresize1.jpg

I think she is beautiful :)

[That Bloke]

These are pics of Gromit, in the first picture a 10" diametre wheel is placed next to him for an idea of size, he usually weighs 8.5-11kg.

[Directed]

There is a cat that eats his supper!

[Directed]

My daughter a week ago at her 6th birthday party.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/vjay/kjresize1.jpg

I think she is beautiful :)

Your daughter is beautiful. Heck all zgeekers seem to have above average looking children. I have no idea how THAT happened lol

[STallingU]

This is Hussy as a puppy.
http://img292.echo.cx/img292/7576/hussypups6kl.jpg
This is Penny as a puppy.
http://img292.echo.cx/img292/9366/pennypups4ri.jpg
They are both 5 now.
This is them now on their little adventure to an iceberg.
http://img292.echo.cx/img292/8853/iceypooch2349gq.gif

[Colonel Kurtz]

I honestly didn't think a Basset puppy could be cute, but I've been proven wrong.

MAd bloody things Bassets, but adorable.

Must post pictures of my family woofies soon.

[Colonel Kurtz]

OK, time to deliver.

Two Pics of my Cavy Mathilda, better known as Millie and one of Mum's new pup Belle.

Will be having a birthday party on July 31st for Millie's first birthday

[Glompbot]

Hehe, crazy eyes in the first pic!

Very cute through :D
I love puppies :D

[Directed]

I got stuck bringing my daughter to work today. Here's the proof:

http://forums.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13293http://forums.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13294

[imp]

The kitty fat on the Tabitha is so cute :p It wobbles when she walks. I hope she grows into it soon or she's going on a diet ;)

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/17/cats_004.jpg
*Dusty HEATER!! :p

And here's Theo and Tabitha asleep on the bed together. Awwww... I'm so glad they get along. Theo loves her company and they're both very hapy kitties. :D

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/17/cats.jpg

[excalibur]

Pics of my 2 pythons. The smal one is oscar. He's just a baby (about 1.5 foot). He's really Dad's, but I take care of him. The other is my baby natalie. She's a big girl. I measured her a few days ago, at 6.5 foot. She's about 5.

[Megabyte]

this is my natalie(first 2) oscar is the third one.
What happened to Neville? Or is Natalie what happened to Neville? :O

[excalibur]

What happened to Neville? Or is Natalie what happened to Neville? :O
Natalie is what happened to Neville. I found out it was a girl. Can't exactly call a girl Neville now can I. That's a little mean. I might warp her mind, make her want a sex change. :p

[Directed]

Here I am with my neice and baby while driving a train.

http://forum.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=14488&stc=1&d=1130513801

[Directed]

Another one of my wife, baby and neice

http://forum.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=14489&stc=1&d=1130513956

[Snapple]

Bath time

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b80/SiliconeValley/DSCI0008.jpg


Dates are not right, was takes the other day

[Snapple]

Sorry Guys these pics are huge, I dont know how to minimize them

[FatherShark]

this is my 18 month year old son..........I think he's a cutie.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/FatherShark/Picture008.jpg

[STallingU]

The problem with this thread is that it means geek have a partner and are having sex and are populating the planet. Which does or should not happen with real geeks.

[Snapple]

The problem with this thread is that it means geek have a partner and are having sex and are populating the planet. Which does or should not happen with real geeks.

I only ever did it once, and that was the result, so Im not going to do it ever again. :mdr:

[Lina]

Me and a grown-up Chilli about five minutes ago

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Chilli has an aversion to cameras, thus I have to restrain :D

[MisterBishi]

Chilli is a fucking cool name for a thing.

[Lina]

...or a dog, even!

[Kez]

mmmm

Chilli

[MisterBishi]

Dogs are a subset of things!

[Something Fast]

Lord Montmerrentsi I in all his slightly growed up glory.

[Lina]

hehe...kitty got some serious ear hair...cute!!

[munganah]

Its bath time for my two girls
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[sagit]

Me and a grown-up Chilli about five minutes ago

Chilli has an aversion to cameras, thus I have to restrain :D

restrain or apply chokehold? :D

[Lina]

restrain or apply chokehold?

There's a difference??

[imp]

There's a difference??
Chilli's just adorable. :D You lucky girl!

Here's Tabitha... She was on the bed cleaning herself doing her usual "Spread Pussy" tricky and she was getting some great air with her leg. ^_^ CUTE!
I didn't get a shot of the next bit (I was laughing way too hard) when she actually managed to balance on her bum with BOTH legs in the air. Gosh, what a site.

How Obscene!
http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/5/5/spreadpussy.jpg

[MisterBishi]

http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/5937/11285339558ep.jpg

Dont mess with Daisy May aka Dizzy Dizz.

[Diva]

this is one of our poppets. she got mauled by a dog about 18 months ago, when she was about 6 or 7 months old.

our vet was not very encouraging, and wanted to euthenase. Luckily Tyrany and Mrs Tyrany came to see her, and suggested a second opinion. Mrs Tyrany is a vet nurse so we were able to see a specialist she knows.

Anyway, the upshot was that Argent had a fractured verterbra but it was not displaced. it was at the base of her spine, near where the tail starts. No surgery required after all, but she did have to spend 8 weeks in a body cast.

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she is fine now, a lovely friendly cat. some times she doesn't have as much control over her back right leg as she would have before the accident - it seems to slip or giveway a bit if it is cold or if she has been resting for a while. but she is so gorgeous, and this is a really cool pic of her :)

[johny_roberts]

tiger the boxer who likes to eat cats, birds any small creature in general...

http://img42.imagevenue.com/loc64/th_35228_tiger.jpg (http://img42.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc64&image=35228_tiger.jpg)

[Diva]

here is a pic of our #3 poppet xanthos. sirtwist took this a few mins ago, isn't x a sweetie

twist calls this pic 'an over the shoulder kind of cat'. kind of describes x, he is very codependent and likes to get lots of cuddles

[Glompbot]

Lovely white cat!

[Diva]

Lovely white cat!

mostly white, to the point where it is blinding if he is sitting in the sun. but he is actually a red point balinese, so his nose, ears, feet and tail are ginger. still quite light at the present, but it will get darker as he gets older.

he is certainly the nicest natured cat we have had, although argent is nice too but is independant and doesn't want to hang with us

[SirTwist]

Further to Diva's posts of our cats, more photos are available here:

Arabella (http://www.daedalist.com/pics/bella/)
Argent (http://www.daedalist.com/argentia/)
Xanthos (http://www.daedalist.com/pics/xanthos-placid/)

[Diva]

I love this pic of bella :D she is the one known as the siamese dragon

[Snapple]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b80/SiliconeValley/Copyof21oct0504.jpg

[Snapple]

The hairdesser gave him a mo hawk, as per my request. Normally it is spiked.

[muppet]

this is my 18 month year old son..........I think he's a cutie.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/FatherShark/Picture008.jpg

you have to post pics of the two baby sharks now :D

[Diva]

this pic is so cute. and so sapia can see the ginger bits on xanthos.

so with no further ado:

Xanthos and Argentia hanging out on the mantlepiece

[Holster]

The small one:

http://static.flickr.com/43/103812711_99d2e22a40.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/26/103812709_3e64fa1803.jpg

[Glompbot]

Holster, got a pic of his battle wounds?

[Hippy Vindalou]

My loyal friend Scully, 10 years old this year
http://vindalou.customer.netspace.net.au/scully%20eyes.JPGhttp://vindalou.customer.netspace.net.au/scully%20portrait.JPG

[oggy]

these pics are of my "Roxie" dog..taken only a few weeks before she died...aged 16 years.
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this pic is of 'munganahs' dog in the foreground and my "Roxie" dog in the background
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[oggy]

and here`s my cherubs

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[Hippy Vindalou]

these pics are of my "Roxie" dog..taken only a few weeks before she died...aged 16 years.

Alsations rock!
Sorry for the multiple posts Holster, dont know what going on there.

[oggy]

Alsations rock!
Sorry for the multiple posts Holster, dont know what going on there.


german shephard...but much the same...she was the best dog...i will have another one day, definitely.

[Hippy Vindalou]

All my four legged canine friends have been shephards. I have considered getting other breeds but I when I see a GS pup my curried heart just melts.
Pics of the cat and chooks to come soon.

[STallingU]

german shephard...but much the same..
They are the same dog. The good guys didnt want to have dogs named after the badies during WWII.

[oggy]

serious...i thought they were 2 different breads?

[STallingU]

I can't find anything on it at the moment. Only got this Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Shepherd_Dog) thing on it that says also know as. I read something about it ages ago.

[Diva]

and daschunds got their name changed to sausage dogs at the same time :aah: It happened during WW1 STall, we were taught it at school in history so there has to be some info on it somewhere

[STallingU]

This is my French bitch. She was abit hungover at the time.
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/2646/dscn30684en.jpg

[Directed]

Awesome dog there.

[Cassa]

My parents got a new cat, plus I finally got some photos of my other ones. The new one, Gizmo, is the tabby and white cutie. Muffy (I didn't name her) is the tortoiseshell one and Bree (my little baby) is the white-whiskered angry cat

[MisterBishi]

Here is hampton being all dramatic.

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/4/1/8/DSC00228.jpg

Here is Daisy May being a slut.

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/4/1/8/DSC00155.jpg

[Glompbot]

those are beautiful cats

the first photo is so... pretty... I'd be tempted to set it as my background

[MisterBishi]

Thanks!

[s3raph]

What if I keep someone's toddler as a pet?

[excalibur]

I've got some more pics of the snakes.

They are getting alot bigger. The first one is of my carpet python Natalie. She's about 7 feet long. That's my corolla in the background for size comparison.

Natalie (http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/2/9/2/0/P6250008.JPG)

She was ready for her closeup Mr. DeVille.

Closeup (http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/2/9/2/0/P6250007.JPG)

This is the little Carpet cross Diamond Python. His name is oscar. That's my hand to give an idea of how big he is.

Oscar (http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/2/9/2/0/P6250002.JPG)

[Hit And Rum]

Damn I want a dog!! My g/f is allergic which makes life tough.

"Sorry love but I am breaking up with you for a dog"

[excalibur]

Damn I want a dog!! My g/f is allergic which makes life tough.

"Sorry love but I am breaking up with you for a dog"
If it came down to my snakes or a woman, it'd be the snakes every time. "They where here first sweetheart, and there's a fair chance they'll be here for longer than you will."

From what I'm told mine will live to be about 40.

[shytilwet]

http://www.wasp.net.au/~sasha/mydog.jpg


My beautiful dog who loves me even when I'm being unloveable.

He's a Aussie cattle dog, a.k.a. a Blue heeler. Mottled blueish grey coat, brown-golden eyes to drown in, black patch over one eye and he weighs about 50 kg's.

So protective of me it's almost embarrassing. He's been police trained when he was a puppy and there's one command that, thank God, I've never had to use yet. I believe he'd kill whoever if I did.

He's supposed to sleep in the special doggy bed I bought for him but about 2 a.m. I'll hear him sneak into my room and if I put the light on he tries to pretend he's invisible. He covers his eyes with his front paws and it's like if I can't see you then you can't see me and I won't get booted out of here.

I've also got 2 cats and a kitten. Mornings are quite scary with 16 paws following my every move while I try to wake up properly and get my shot of caffeine.


You been a bad boy!!!!!. Now go to my room ......

[STallingU]

Russell the snake.
He's a childrens python.

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/3941/p70700012cm.th.jpg (http://img146.imageshack.us/my.php?image=p70700012cm.jpg) http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8606/p70700029sv.th.jpg (http://img220.imageshack.us/my.php?image=p70700029sv.jpg) http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1989/p70800036tb.th.jpg (http://img220.imageshack.us/my.php?image=p70800036tb.jpg) http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1557/p70800040ms.th.jpg (http://img132.imageshack.us/my.php?image=p70800040ms.jpg)

[jacko]

butch the american bulldoghttp://img83.imageshack.us/img83/425/butch17fr.jpg

[Scumbag]

Dang, I dont have kids (that I know of anyway) or pets.


Do you want pictures of my wang ?

[Javaira]

Dear god no.

[Javaira]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/6/4/4/4/cheekymonkeys.JPG
Well these be my two. Willett helped.

As you can see I have raised two angels, who are always good and well behaved.

[foolish42]

It's Jeremy the potato!

http://fj.com.au/album/3/51065054.JPG

I picked him myself. He's my favourite.

I just have to keep an eye out for Keith, his evil twin brother, despoiler of the potato field!

[dwarfthrower]

You need to start putting your dishes away dude.

[Steely]

Here he is, my inspiration for retirement, the one,,the only,,, Winkle (cause he sleeps a lot)

Click here for jumbo pic of a kitty cat (http://www.users.on.net/~steely/winkle.JPG)

[foolish42]

You need to start putting your dishes away dude.

They're drying! I'll put 'em away in the morning!

[satori]

I scored myself a new pet cocky!

Well maybe, if no owner comes forward...

I haven't come up with a name for him yet, but he is extremely friendly and fearless.

My mini-foxy doesn't scare him a bit.

[Glompbot]

hehe, poppy photographs well

the cockatoo is smaller than I thought it would be

[Directed]

Here are my cute kids in a fairly messy room before Halloween this year. I am SO lucky I married a cute wife.

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/8/2/9/3/TeresaElijah_thumb.jpg

[simon_marklar]

http://home.exetel.com.au/melted_brains/esha/20th%200ct%20020-thumb.jpg (http://home.exetel.com.au/melted_brains/esha/20th%200ct%20020.jpg)
My Girlfriend, Amber and our Daughter, Esha


http://home.exetel.com.au/melted_brains/esha/esha%204%20months%201017-thumb.jpg (http://home.exetel.com.au/melted_brains/esha/esha%204%20months%201017.jpg)
Esha being cute

[hazza]

my cat > *
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/7269/dsc00808ai9.th.jpg (http://img179.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00808ai9.jpg)
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/6779/dsc00807ie9.th.jpg (http://img169.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00807ie9.jpg)
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/7056/dsc00809ax2.th.jpg (http://img294.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00809ax2.jpg)

[Shampyon]

There's a lot more fap material in this thread than I expected...
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5163/ninjaka3.png

[hazza]

this was given to me this morning

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/4774/dsc00814ye8.th.jpg (http://img237.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00814ye8.jpg)

[muppet]

this was given to me this morning

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/4774/dsc00814ye8.th.jpg (http://img237.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00814ye8.jpg)

what did you name it? (he/she?)

[Colonel Kurtz]

Looks scared shitless

[satori]

There's a lot more fap material in this thread than I expected...
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5163/ninjaka3.png

Given that this is a thread about pets and children, I find your comment a little disturbing.

[Colonel Kurtz]

Kid & Pet

Chloé being cute as and giggling as always

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/7/1/1/Happy.JPG

Bonus deranged dog Millie, who was feeling very pleased with herself sneaking a bone inside as if we hadn't noticed

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/7/1/1/deranged.jpg

[muppet]

god she's gorgeous kurtz :D how old is she now? (Chloe, not Millie) :p

[Colonel Kurtz]

Chloé is just over 7 months

Millie, who is a midget (even for her breed) is funny, because people ask 'how old is your puppy', and deapan wereply 'nearly two and a half years old'

[RedMaN]

this was given to me this morning

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/4774/dsc00814ye8.th.jpg (http://img237.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00814ye8.jpg)
lewl hazza got some pussy.
Been a while mang? :p

[Salted_Chipmunk]

Not a pet as such but this is a pic of Horace and Horatio that live in their little hide-e-hole at my place

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/8419/p1010221rv8.jpg

[hazza]

the kitten was found on the side of the road by some dude who was doing work at our neighbours house. 'Dasha' (the name of the kitten) decided to crawl into this dudes center console thing and get herself stuck. A day later he returns, this morning, and hands me the kitten telling me the whole story n shit. our neighbours have decided to take the cat cos theirs just died ;_;.

she's been named 'dasha' a) christmas b) shes escaped/gotten lost 6 times today.

shes a very very very lucky kitten, being so young and depending on how long shes been away from mum she couldve died.

[Snapple]

http://http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/7637/img002mm3.jpg
My boy. He is wicked, we have lot's of fun, he has my sence of humour.

[johny_roberts]

http://http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/7637/img002mm3.jpg
My boy. He is wicked, we have lot's of fun, he has my sence of humour.

he looks like a red X a cute red X but still a red X :D

[Directed]

Here are some pics of my kids with their great-grandfather:

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/8/2/9/3/IMG_7508a_thumb.jpg

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/8/2/9/3/IMG_7509a_thumb.jpg

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/8/2/9/3/IMG_7452a_thumb.jpg

[So-lou]

Me and my pussy. I was blonde. 2004

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/So-lou/mequentinformyspace.jpg

[sperm]

Obligatory spermlets shot, the red eyes they got from their mothers side ....

that last post was circa march-2005

Now I've been told: you should put up a more recent pic of the boys they've grown a lot since this pic was taken

So here's a more recent one, fun because it plays a little illusionary magic by putting the bigger one at the rear making the smaller one seemingly bigger (or whatever)

[muppet]

The littlest guy looks so cheeky in that pic :D

[sperm]

The littlest guy looks so cheeky in that pic :D
err, which one is the 'littlest', did you read my description ? :confused:

[pleed]

my Kid

http://www1.hollins.edu/classes/anthlife/duboseh/baby%20goat.jpg

HAHA. I am so funny.

[Twitch]

This is Boots the latest addition to the Twitch family
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/6/5/6/P1010039_thumb.jpg (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/6/5/6/P1010039.JPG)

[Glompbot]

Oooh its adorable.

I love that kind of marking on cats, with their little socks <3

I just squeeled... if i hadn't lost my voice it would have sounded a bit more like a squee... SO CUTE

[ewe2]

thirded

[FatherShark]

My two little boys, Jasper and Tobias.

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/4030/picture438ff5.jpg

[piggle]

this is my cat called paws

[Twitch]

Another of boots
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/6/5/6/P1010048_thumb.jpg (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/6/5/6/P1010048.JPG)