Not One Of Them Normal

[Bea_Ghetto]

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[MisterBishi]

Sounds like you've had a whole lot of crazy cock in your time.

[berserk]

To be fair, you should put up mugshots of all these fine fellows, as well as one of yourself.

[Bea_Ghetto]

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[Scythe]

So how long have you been in therapy because of all that?

[Whiskers]

You're a prime candidate for celibacy. And the Jerry Springer Show.

[Bea_Ghetto]

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[Juice Biscuit]

Well as you have shown everyone else, you might as show us your :tits: as well.


I'm sure if your shrink was here he would say "take it off, take it off"


:cool:

[Bea_Ghetto]

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[Juice Biscuit]

Aaahhhhh ok then, now I understand.








Can you still show us anyway..........



http://www.castlefm.net/sm/std/lol.gif

[minorproblem]

There must be something wrong with you to attract that many strange men....

[Bea_Ghetto]

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[beachcomber]

all my ex's live in texas

[Asmodeus]

and thats why you hang you hat in tenessee?

[Directed]

Bea_Ghetto, you've come to the right place to keep that record going strong! Date any Zgeeker, they will do you just as proudly as the rest of the guys you were with!

[johny_roberts]

The good thing about dating crazy people is that you never know who you are fucking. Could be personality number one or personality number 2.... The thrill all in one package.

[Asmodeus]

ya, but then you get saddled with the multiple personality chick and while you really like the wild nympho personality, then other one starts getting in the way and then the one says you'r echeating on her with the other and then while in teh middle of a hot motor oil induced sexual frenzy with the slut persona the goody two shoes reasserts herself mid thrust and starts screaming OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! ITS IN MY ASS RAPE! RAPE! and then you have to try explaining to the cops and neighbors how its a multiple personality thing and shes crazy but fun in bed and then the other personality wont reassert itself and then they thin you're crazy which is fine since by then no one notices anymore taht the chick is an illegal immigrant sex slave and you just happened to pick her up at the flea market while getting a straing of replacement lug nuts for your car.

[EtTuBrute]

Does anyone hear 'Dueling Banjos'?

[Asmodeus]

been hearing it for quite a while now on these topics.

so what does a georgia bo say after his first time having sex?
get off me dad, you're crushin my smokes.

[Directed]

Seriously, about now this thread is useless without pics. Bea, SHOW YOURSELF!

[MisterBishi]

Dont encourage her, she's done it before. :barf:

[Asmodeus]

yeah directed.. trust us.. don't ask.