Favorite scrubs character

[sperm]

What are you reading this bit for ? go cast your pole .....


Oh alright then, here is some quotes :

Dr Cox to JD: Listen, girlfriend, I don't wanna hear your misguided romantic notions. You see, for me, sex is a sport -- like racquet-ball: You play hard for a half an hour, work up a sweat, and hope you don't get hit in the eye.

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Patient: Frankly doctor, I'm getting a little tired of all the sexual inuendo.
Todd: (pause) In-YOUR-endo!!!

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Doctor pointing to Todd : "Inside that mind is a brilliant surgeon"
Cut to Todd's thoughts as he plays with a knife humming to Bonanza theme song: "Da da da da da da da da da Shiney scalpel! Da da da da da da da da da gonna cut you up!"

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Elliot: "God I hate it. It's like everywhere I look its Bajingo...Bajingo...Bajingo...Bajingo!! I mean I can't even look at my own Bajingo."
Carla: "Do you mean vagina?"
Elliot: "Oh my god Carla!!! <whisper> There are people around."

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[Shootz]

You forgot hot Nurse Tisdale.

[sperm]

Couldnt help myself with more quotes *giggle*

[To Jordan]
Elliot: I doubt sex for you is about making babies, because you'd probably just eat them anyway, and driving over to Dr. Cox's place and pleasuring him while he watches sports hardly counts as revenge.

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Julie: This drug is the best one on the market. The only side effects are nausea, impotence and anal leakage.
Dr. Cox: And, I'm getting two out of three, just from having this conversation!

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Lisa: [after kissing J.D.] Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you having a good time?
J.D.: Actually, it's a roll of quarters.
[takes out roll of quarters]
J.D.: Laundry day!

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Dr. Kelso: Perry!
Dr. Cox: Beelzebub!

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Dr. Cox: Doc, I had a breakthrough. I did something that was good for me and for another person.
Psychiatrist: Are you serious?
Dr. Cox: Yuh huh. I did a physical on Kelso, and I saved his life.
Psychiatrist: And, you decided to do this?
Dr. Cox: Well, a resident
[J.D]
Dr. Cox: told me to do it.
Psychiatrist: You mean to tell me that you actually took the advice of another human being?
Dr. Cox: Yup.
Psychiatrist: Then by God, Perry, keep that person around you for as long as possible. Because, that person is a genius.
[Cut to a scene of J.D. alone in an elevator]
J.D.: [singing and dancing] EVERYBODY LOVES KUNG FU FIGHTING! TA DA DA DA DA DA TA DA!

J.D.'s Thoughts: Just tell him how you feel without sounding like a girl, for once.
J.D.: I miss you so much it hurts, sometimes

Turk's Thoughts: Please! Just because I'm thorough and I want to keep two kelly clamps on the field in case their appendiceal artery is inadvertently incised so I can gain immediate hemostatic control doesn't mean I think too much. Plus, what if I needed to...
Todd's Thoughts: Dum de dum dum dum shiny scalpel... dum de dum dum dum gonna slice him up...

Dr. Cox: It's my hair, if it even gets damp, it frizzes out and becomes wildly unmanageable.

J.D.: [whispering] Mine too!

Dr. Cox: [whispering] It was a joke, you girl.
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Dr. Cox: Hey, you.

J.D. stops.

Dr. Cox: For what it's worth, I don't care if your beeper plays [bops and sings vaguely] "Who let the dogs out -- woof, woof" as many times as ya like.

J.D.: Actually, sir, it's "who, who", but thank you! That--that's great.

Dr. Cox: Sure. Oh, and Ginger, by the way, just a real smooth move running to your mommy.

J.D.: 'Scuse me?

Dr. Cox: Yeah, your mommy ca-rushed me. She did. [addressing the staffers] Uh, I'd like to issue a warning to everybody -- and I'm dead serious -- FYI: J.D.'s mommy has made it perfectly clear that she doesn't want her daughter picked on anymore. Nothing mean! She's a precious flower, and we should all be super-nice to her!
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Carla: So the bartender just let you skip out on the tab?

J.D.: He said I could pay him back by giving him a complete physical, which
is actually scary because I never mentioned I was a doctor.
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J.D.: Look, uh.....[pauses to think].....Janitor--

The Janitor rolls his eyes.

J.D.: --I'm gonna be straight with you: I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.

Janitor: When did you see my penis?

J.D.: Last night, when you were showering.

Janitor: Where were you?

J.D.: Oh, I was outside, in the bushes.

The Janitor takes a second to process this answer.

Janitor: Uhhh....

J.D.: Look, it was just a coincidence, man -- I mean, i-i-if you had looked out the window, you'd have seen my penis, you know!

Janitor: What!?! Why?

J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours!
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And of course later...

J.D. has finished checking the Janitor's...uh..."junk."

J.D.: Okay. Uh, I still want to refer you to a dermatologist, but it looks benign to me.

Janitor: [looking down] Benign...be nine and a half....

JD: Who put this up?
Janitor: I did. I drove around the whole city before my 5 AM shift, just looking for that. Trying to add a little cheer. You will not ruin my Christmas. Not again. Not this year.
JD: But I've only worked here for three months.

Cox: [sees Carla in a red dress] Wow. You look great.
Carla: You're not messing with me, right?
Cox: No, but I'd like to.

Dr. Cox: It would be impossible for me to lie next to Jordan, seeing as she sleeps hanging from a ramp in the ceiling, wrapped in a cocoon of her own wings.

Turk: Dr. Kelso, I have a low-anterior resection later on this afternoon, and I'd really like to exercise in order to be at my best.

Dr. Kelso: Well...I'd really like to have grand-kids someday, but the last five Christmases, my son has brought his roommate Brad home! So, you tell me whether life is fair.
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J.D.'s Thoughts: Okay, you've been avoiding Dr. Cox ever since Jordan told you her baby was actually his. But this chance meeting is a sign. It's time to let go of the secret. You just need to find a smooth way in.

JD: [to himself, as Dr. Cox stands next to him at a urinal] Okay, just act natural. (out loud) Hey, Dr. Cox. Takin' a whiz?

Dr. Cox: We've been over this before, Newbie -- eyes front, no talking.

J.D.'s Thoughts: Okay, fine. I'll just read the wall.

J.D.: "J.D. has a tiny pickle"?

Dr. Cox: Kudos for honesty, there, Newbie -- but, again, no talking.

Dr. Cox: And there he is now; oh, Big Bobbo, himself. Okay, [whistles] all nurses and interns, let's gather 'round and dance for the puppet master! Oh, yes! Dance!
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Jordan: All right, I will see you at home in about an hour. Remember to keep him warm, support his head, check his diaper every fifteen minutes; no bouncing around, no loud noise, no TV, no poking the soft spot. And, Perry, you're the only one in my life that I actually have to say this to: Do not yell at, demean, insult, criticize, humiliate, or mock the baby.

Dr. Cox: What are you talking about?

The baby whimpers.

Dr. Cox: Waaaah! [to Jordan] Now, have you bothered to name this thing yet?

Jordan: I'm thinking of naming him after my father.

Dr. Cox: "Tax E. Vader"?

Jordan: Quinn.

Dr. Cox: What about a heterosexual name, like Jack?

Jordan: You're right, Percival, "Quinn" is a foofy name.
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Jordan: You know, I love my dad, but he just doesn't look like a "Quinn."

Dr. Cox: Maybe that's because he's not drunk and yelling at your mother.
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Jordan: Okay, I didn't tell you that the kid was yours and you're upset -- I get it! But you seem to be making a really big deal out of this. Is there something else that's bothering you?

Dr. Cox: It's mostly just the kid thing.

Jordan: [groans] I told you, I didn't want you to feel pressured to be with me. I didn't want you to feel manipulated.

Dr. Cox: Jordan, I am sooooosososososo sorry, but no matter what you say, you don't have a leg to stand on.

Carla: Yeah, I don't know about that, Perry. Sounds to me like she's trying to protect your relationship.

Elliot: Yeah, I mean, some people's mothers say the only way to get a guy to marry you is by using pregnancy as a trap.

Dr. Cox: What!?

Elliot: Uh, stupid mothers who got even meaner when they stopped drinking....

[sperm]

You forgot hot Nurse Tisdale.
eh? pic !


EDIT: Is this her below ? Cant see what you are on about ......

http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/PersonDetail/personid-306317

[Buffy]

JD!! but just because I have a huge crush on him :cool:
The coolest character is Dr Cox by far, he both scares and exites me at the same time :p

[btwong]

JD!! but just because I have a huge crush on him :cool:
The coolest character is Dr Cox by far, he both scares and exites me at the same time :p

2 best lines:
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Dr. Kelso: Go get me the three T's form..
Turk: whats the three T's form?
Dr Kelso: Tough Titties Turkelton!
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And when Turk walks into J.Ds room singing:
"Im gonna cut you up,
im gonna cut you up!"

[big-panda]

Doctor Cox. The lad just kicks major arse 24 7. He's married to jordan

"I'd make you swear on a bible jordan but i know how holy stuff makes your skin burn"

[SOC]

The Janitor. He's evil, but in a nice way.

[jammin]

jd, purely for the comic falls. (oh yeah and i sort of have a thing for zach braff...)

[sperm]

2 votes for molly clock ? :aah:

gee, for some people its just all about the long blonde hair and nice titties :p

[angel_b]

JD!! but just because I have a huge crush on him :cool:
The coolest character is Dr Cox by far, he both scares and exites me at the same time :p
I heart Dr Cox too :)

When are they going to release this primo series on DVD? It was treated so very poorly by fucking Channel 7 :swear:

Edit: DVD PriceCrawler tells me the season 1 boxed set is slated for release in June. Yay!!!

[Sinwah]

Scrubs rocks. Dr Cox and Jordan rock, mainly cos of their crass humour.

Otherwise Molly is hot.

[still life]

Dr Cox the run away winner, justice has returned to the world.

[Glompbot]

I think all of the characters make the show. I couldn't pick a favourite out of all of them.

[fubar]

Should have been Dr Chris "Turkleton" Turk (the Turkleton thing was a joke)
And probably should have been "The Todd" not just Todd (or "Supposed Straight Doctor" as the janitor calls him)

I think the Janitor rocks. I read somewhere that a lot of his lines are ad-lib, which is even better. Although, there are so many good characters on that show, its hard to pick.

[Buffy]

I have to add to this thread now that there is an even better medical comedy out of the BBC called 'Green Wing'. While Scrubs is really funny, i find the moral endings and lessons learnt along the way a little contrived at times - this is where Green Wing excels, theres no making up or learning from your mistakes, they swear heaps and they're all assholes and proud of it :D
It's written by the smack the pony people, and stars heaps of the cast of black books, coupling, stuff like that, so watch it if you love that stuff :) :edit: oh yeh, a lot of it is just improvised on the spot too!

[ms edeity]

yeah Scrubs lost me alot when the "american need a message" started to creep in. I want my humour quirky and black.

[Glompbot]

I guess the whole message thing is why I like scrubs so much.
It reminds me of my favourite show as I was growing up.... MASH.

[Pirate]

I love scrubs, I don't mind the message stuff cause the show is quality. I also have a man crush on Zak Braff.

Green wing is good, and well worth watching but I think they are a little too "Little Brittain" as they keep using the same gags. I think scrubs has a bit more variety.

[sperm]

What ever happened to scrubs, I heard a rumour it was cancelled, but it may be coming back due to a surge of popularity on the internet fanbase .... ?

Also, where do you watch this 'green wing' on ? free-to-air, cable or torrent ?

[VangaloRR]

It's coming back next Jan Scrubs @ tvtome (http://www.tv.com/scrubs/show/3613/summary.html?q=scrubs)

[sperm]

I just read through the quote for 'green wing' on imdb ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0423661/quotes ) ....

that sue white seems like a complete tramp, and why does the cast seem to be largely female ?

Are you sure this isnt just another form of sex-in-the-city/desperate-housewives ?? :rolleyes:

[Tyrany]

... While Scrubs is really funny, i find the moral endings and lessons learnt along the way a little contrived at times...

To me, that's one of the most intelligent things about the show. It starts off making you laugh at sometimes very stupid things, and then out comes this (sometimes) deep message.

It shows the depth of the characters, the actors and the writers. The final episode that had Brendan Fraser as a guest star is one of the best bits of television I've seen.

What I think spoils the show sometimes is that the writing can be too male dominated. Elliot spent the first couple of seasons being a dizzy blonde who struggled to do anything right.

[ms edeity]

I can watch the first two seasons over and over - and laugh my arse off...and the depth added something. But some of the later eps have become laboured and less brilliant imo.

[VangaloRR]

The only part of series 2 i didn't like was the whole thing about Carla not saying yes to marrying Turk, it just seemed unneccessary and dragged out, luckily everyone else was still funny as hell. I can watch seasons 1 & 2 over and over and over again and still laugh.

[cranky]

My hot man crush on Dr Cox is back now that SCRUBS SEASON 6 IS OUT ON P2P BITCHES w0o0o0o0o0o0o0t

/me does pelvic thrusts at the tv screen

[Cpt Jellybean]

Nurse Tisdale