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Up_All_Night
13-03-2005, 02:54 PM
“Congratulations, you’re number has been selected from out database as a potential winner of a luxury sports car valued at over 100,000 dollars. All you have to do is call 1902266636 before midnight tonight to see if you’ve won…. Call 1902266636 before midnight tonight to see if you’re a winner, call costs $3.95 a minute” *click – hang up*


Don’t you fucking hate these automated message shit all to make money.
I’m getting sick and tired of these things or people ringing up just to sell something make money, they can all fuck off and die.

StAUG
13-03-2005, 03:18 PM
if only there was some way to trace calls, find out who ran the scam, and BLOW THEM UP!

Up_All_Night
13-03-2005, 03:56 PM
I wonder though, how many stupid people actually think, wow, i better call back and see if i won.

Or whether people use the logic, someones got to win, it might be me

Hired Goon
13-03-2005, 04:10 PM
Yeah, I hear ya dude. I got a similar call, but I hung up after "Congratulations, your number has..."

I also recently got a call from some woman telling me I had won a free holiday. Pfft. Nothing in life is free, let alone holidays.

Most of all I hate the Indian call centre people selling you mobile phone deals. I got told: we're not selling a phone, we're selling a plan and the phone is free, it's a fantastic deal! :rolleyes: the worst part is the phone lines they call on are garbage, and they're selling phones! great advertisement for the service...

Up_All_Night
13-03-2005, 04:12 PM
haha its great, when they start off, "we are not trying to sell you anything, its just an offer for cheaper gas," or whatever , and its like, "so you are selling something" and they then admit to it.

Evil Dan
13-03-2005, 04:35 PM
“Congratulations, you’re number has been selected from out database as a potential winner of a luxury sports car valued at over 100,000 dollars. All you have to do is call 1902266636 before midnight tonight to see if you’re won…. Call 1902266636 before midnight tonight to see if you’re a winner, call costs $3.95 a minute” *click – hang up*
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Hey ! I got the exact same message on Friday ! I thought this kind of pre-recorded tele-harrassing was illegal.

I don't like answering the phone these days, 9 out of 10 times it's some stupid fuck-arse trying to sell me something I neither want nor need.

JediKnight
13-03-2005, 06:20 PM
Yeah, I hear ya dude. I got a similar call, but I hung up after "Congratulations, your number has..."

I also recently got a call from some woman telling me I had won a free holiday. Pfft. Nothing in life is free, let alone holidays.

Most of all I hate the Indian call centre people selling you mobile phone deals. I got told: we're not selling a phone, we're selling a plan and the phone is free, it's a fantastic deal! :rolleyes: the worst part is the phone lines they call on are garbage, and they're selling phones! great advertisement for the service...

Hahah, yeah i got the first two type of calls too. For the first one I hung up as soon as I realised it was a recorded message. With the second I told the guy i wasn't interested. He seemed to be genuinely confused that i didn't want something that was "free", naturally I just hung up at this point.

walrus
13-03-2005, 07:12 PM
Sounds like utter shit I am glad I havent got any of these.

King_Crud
13-03-2005, 10:19 PM
Trendwest sells shit like this. They were telling me i won a free weekend away in the Hunter or something. I hung up before they gave me the details

BtrFly
13-03-2005, 10:29 PM
i hate it in the mail too... i get it from readers digest - i am like wtf mate, you aint getting anything from me - i just put anything they send me through the shredder!

we have a silent number- so no sales for me :D

Solo man
13-03-2005, 10:39 PM
Just for the record, I received the original $100,000 sports car offer today, so they must be making a few calls.

StAUG
14-03-2005, 07:42 PM
Thank fuck I don't have a landline phone...

jambo
14-03-2005, 07:48 PM
I get these messages left on my answering machine!

minorproblem
14-03-2005, 08:04 PM
yay i won i won! No ralph you failed english... me fail english thats unpossible

Salted_Chipmunk
18-03-2005, 04:42 AM
“Congratulations, you’re number has been selected from out database as a potential winner of a luxury sports car valued at over 100,000 dollars. All you have to do is call 1902266636 before midnight tonight to see if you’ve won…. Call 1902266636 before midnight tonight to see if you’re a winner, call costs $3.95 a minute” *click – hang up*


Don’t you fucking hate these automated message shit all to make money.
I’m getting sick and tired of these things or people ringing up just to sell something make money, they can all fuck off and die.

Bullshit i don't belive you, i won this exact same thing the other day, they are scamming you!

Directed
18-03-2005, 05:41 AM
Scams are very profitable for one reason: stupid people call back. Do you want to sell things to stupid people over the phone? send them a scam. The stupid ones will automatically put themselves on the phone to buy your products.

By the way, does anyone want to lose weight? Because I can sell all of you some herbalife, just give me a call.

contact Mel on 0412 570 660 or email meljayden2004@yahoo.com.au

Oh, an leave like 3 or 4 messages, because I'll get back to you quicker. You get a big discount if you say "Pirate sent you"

Salted_Chipmunk
18-03-2005, 05:51 AM
Scams are very profitable for one reason: stupid people call back. Do you want to sell things to stupid people over the phone? send them a scam. The stupid ones will automatically put themselves on the phone to buy your products.

By the way, does anyone want to lose weight? Because I can sell all of you some herbalife, just give me a call.

contact Mel on 0412 570 660 or email meljayden2004@yahoo.com.au

Oh, an leave like 3 or 4 messages, because I'll get back to you quicker. You get a big discount if you say "Pirate sent you"

Sneaky fucker :D

johny_roberts
18-03-2005, 05:56 AM
Scams are very profitable for one reason: stupid people call back. Do you want to sell things to stupid people over the phone? send them a scam. The stupid ones will automatically put themselves on the phone to buy your products.

By the way, does anyone want to lose weight? Because I can sell all of you some herbalife, just give me a call.

contact Mel on 0412 570 660 or email meljayden2004@yahoo.com.au

Oh, an leave like 3 or 4 messages, because I'll get back to you quicker. You get a big discount if you say "Pirate sent you"


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to directed again

Dammit now I got to start spreading the love guess salty will get some rep loving.

Salted_Chipmunk
18-03-2005, 05:59 AM
w00t!

ezer
18-03-2005, 05:21 PM
there was some stupid curry idiot whowas trying to sell some cheap holoday or something, we were like "NO we dotn want it", next call, "please, we dont want it, go away" next, "Dont call us again, go away", "FUCK OFF" "Click", they just KEPT ringing us, and a mortgage choice salesperson, i said, "no i dont need it, bye" came the response"but most people are wasting money on bad loans blablabla" im like "GO WAW...."

SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, whilwe typing, i got a call from someone selling shit! HAHAHAHAHA