Door to Door sales.

[Davo_Dinkum]

Ok straight to the point.

Creative ways to get rid of Door to Door Salesmen.

Please feel free to include fire, pyrotechnics, animals, clothing etc.

[Juice Biscuit]

Invite them in and then instantly de-robe and begin to constantly scratch your cuntal region (frequently remind them that they are sitting in the seat you usually do)





Or you could tell them no thanks and close the door.......

[Aardvark]

If you haven't been added to the nation wide door-to-door sales "DO NOT GO TO THIS HOUSE EVER FOR ANY REASON" list by now, then I pity you, foolish mortal.

Once I get 'round to bribing some tel$tra drone to give me superior caller ID and address lookup, the telemarketers'll soon learn to leave me the fuck alone, too

[kré]

remington 12 gauge

http://www.gunslocal.com/gunimages/1506.jpg

[Davo_Dinkum]

Ahh yes,

A good old close range shotty to the head would definitely keep the cunts away for at least a few hours.

Come on people, be creative.

[kré]

Ahh yes,

A good old close range shotty to the head would definitely keep the cunts away for at least a few hours.

Come on people, be creative.

who needs creativity when you've got a 12 gauge? :)

[Juice Biscuit]

who needs creativity when you've got a 12 gauge? :)


The guy you're pointing it at.

[kré]

The guy your pointing it at.
good point

[dilligaf]

I answer the door with my boxers on and an erection. Then inform them i WAS matsurbating until they interupted. Seems to work.

[Merudo]

roman candles would be cool


about five of them, strapped onto your arm

light them all and then chase them down the street firing explosive little balls at them, chanting about how your god gives you mystical powers to right the wrongs of the world and to kill door-to-door salesmen


I dunno about you, but that would kinda scare the shit outta me.

[muga]

Stare at the person while you dribble out the corner of your mouth making groaning sounds, then with your arms reached out draging your foot behind you sideways and groan (like the hunchback of nostradamus) start walking closer to the sales person. If they don't run, then they are either an idiot or a good salesperson.

[polite]

(like the hunchback of nostradamus)

Is that the guy who knew he was going to be a hunchback three hundred years before he was?

[dilligaf]

Is that the guy who knew he was going to be a hunchback three hundred years before he was?
and when was nostradamus ever correct?

[polite]

and when was nostradamus ever correct?

GOLD ;) Keep em' coming.

[Bambi]

I just invited them in made them a cuppa and proceeded to tell them my life story and the life story of my family and pets (made up of course) and about the one time at band camp............ and don't let them get a word in.

They seemed to want to leave but would I let them ...................no, not until I had told them about the time that I found my Nanna and Poppy in a threesome with the dog.
Haven't seen them or any one else from their organisation since.....can't imagine why....

[StAUG]

My grandpa was outside gardening when the mormons showed up at the door so he turned the hose on them.

[minorproblem]

My grandfather is cool when mormons come to his house he screams at them "mercy hey Ive seen kids die because fags like you wont give them blood transfusions now get the fuck off my property"

I wouldnt get rid of a sales person, personally i would invite them inside kill them and then have my way with there corpse while its still warm.

[Elf_Girl]

you're sick.