Fucktards starting bar fights

[Sinwah]

Happy post St. Patricks Day all.

I was having an awesome night drinking it up with my mates on the drinkingest, Irishest day of the year, playing darts blindfolded, trying to steal a barchicks green shirt and singing bad karaoke. A fun night was being had by all and I've got to say it was heading up to being one of my favourite drinking occasions ever.

Then one of my mates got volunteered for a karaoke song he didn't know, so he made up words and was basically showboating around on stage. The crowd were loving it (mostly) except for one group of drunken retards who started chanting wanker over and over at him. Being the loud-mouth he is, my mate retaliated by badly freestyle rapping about them and insulting them over the microphone, which I have to say is anyones God given right when getting picked in a fight, drunk and you have a microphone.

At the end of the song, one tool ran up to the stage and tried to hit my friend, while our new best friend The Angry Bouncer stepped in a threw down. We told both the bouncer and the group of guys that none of us wanted to start a fight, however they would not let it go. They told us continuously we were fucked when we left the pub, threatened us from outside and generally made the night bad for us from that point onwards.

I'm a paccifist (mostly) and I was trying to stop my friends from firing up and keeping out of the line of fire myself, then one fuckhead came up to me and said "If you don't stop lookin' sideways at me mate, I'll break your fucking jaw". Now I had never seen this guy before, nor was I "looking at him sideways" and frankly this was just pissing me off, so I told him to meet me outside in 5.

My friends and I were ready to leave and I told the bouncer that something was going to start, could I get a little help. Now this bouncer is THE MAN 'cos as we got in the car, one guy tried to bust the windows and hit the driver and the bouncer slammed the guy into the concrete and said that we should probably leave.

My main rant is, Why do people have to try to start fights when they get drunk? I drink for the social experience and to have fun with friends, but obviously some people get drunk to start shit like this. These guys were deliberately provoking us to try and get us to fight them, which none of us wanted to do. Without sounding too hippie, why can't people just get drunk and get along, or at least mind your own business rather than ruining other people's nights as well as your own?

And my main message: Get friendly with the bar staff and owners of your local pub (and their bouncers when its a big night), it does come in handy for 1) free piss, 2) quick food, 3) free Guiness hats and 4) protection by bouncers.

Cheers all and a belated happy St. Pat's Day.

Sinwah

[Thyraeus]

what song was your friend singing......Wham?

[Sinwah]

Some random song that none of us had ever heard of before. It had nothing on our rendition of Tell me more from Grease or our dance contest to Wannabe by the Spice Girls.

[Thyraeus]

The world is full of cunts.

[btwong]

a bouncer actually doing some good! wow!

[polite]

I was having an awesome night drinking it up with my mates on the drinkingest, Irishest day of the year, playing darts blindfolded, trying to steal a barchicks green shirt and singing bad karaoke. A fun night was being had by all and I've got to say it was heading up to being one of my favourite drinking occasions ever........

Then one of my mates got volunteered for a karaoke song he didn't know, so he made up words and was basically showboating around on stage. The crowd were loving it (mostly) except for one group of drunken retards who started chanting wanker over and over at him. Being the loud-mouth he is, my mate retaliated by badly freestyle rapping about them and insulting them over the microphone, which I have to say is anyones God given right when getting picked in a fight, drunk and you have a microphone.

Sinwah

It's not a big fucking surprise you got into a blue is it?. Blindfolded darts played by half-cut shirt stealers is great fun for everyone in a crowded bar.:rolleyes:
As for the bad freestyle rapper he deserves a biff in the head for being a tool. (he sounds like a right wanker)
If there's pissed people there will always be potential trouble. It's a fact of life, get used to it.

[Thyraeus]

It's not a big fucking surprise you got into a blue is it?. Blindfolded darts played by half-cut shirt stealers is great fun for everyone in a crowded bar.
As for the bad freestyle rapper he deserves a biff in the head for being a tool. (he sounds like a right wanker)
If there's pissed people there will always be potential trouble. It's a fact of life, get used to it.


fair enough.....

Some guys are pissed and having a good time in a bar....they are a little cut....and a little annoying......and probably not as funny as they think (or at all)......so BEAT the crap out of them!?!?!?!?

Happy drunks.....really don't hurt anyone....its the aggresive drunks who need watching.

[Thyraeus]

...what kind of drunk are YOU?

[polite]

Happy drunks.....really don't hurt anyone....its the aggresive drunks who need watching.

And the difference between a happy drunk and an aggressive drunk can be one drink or one sideways look. More importantly, we are only hearing one side of this story. :)
The 'retards' may be telling a similar story right now.

[Hippy Vindalou]

My main rant is, Why do people have to try to start fights when they get drunk?
Because they dont have the balls to do it when they are sober.
Next time you see one of them in the street sober they will probably do their best to avoid eye contact and hope you dont notice/remember them.

But honestly mate, if you offer to go someone in the car park in 5, you should pretty much expect them to start some shit in the carpark. :D

[SOC]

I drank far too many pints* of Guinness with some Irish blokes (& 1 other Aussie) last night. Gotta love St Paddy's Day!



*Well, it was only 4, but that was too many on an empty stomach.

[hazza]

u know in trainspotting, where the lil pyscho guy gets the pint / schooner glass and slams it into a guys face?

that happened to my mate the other week at the leagues club :(

[spurr]

It's pretty fucked when people decide to get agro, but by the same token your mate should not be getting all lippy if he doesn't have what it takes to back it up.

[STallingU]

The only thing worse than aggresive drunks is little smart arses that don't leave you alone and think they are really funny. I can handle them when I'm sober or a little tipsy. But when I'm pissed I have to walk away or tell em to fuck off. If they follow or stay and keep it up. Thats their stupid fault.

[Manshoon]

And the difference between a happy drunk and an aggressive drunk can be one drink or one sideways look.

Or one drunk paranoid fuckhead who thinks he is getting a sideways look. Been there done that....had some drunk fuckhead who I had never even seen before grab me in a headlock and tell me to fuck off because he had some weird idea I was doing something to him while I was talking to a friend who he happened to know.

The only thing worse than aggresive drunks is little smart arses that don't leave you alone and think they are really funny. I can handle them when I'm sober or a little tipsy. But when I'm pissed I have to walk away or tell em to fuck off. If they follow or stay and keep it up. Thats their stupid fault.

Generally if someone gives me shit my instant reaction is to give it back.....especially if Ive had a few to drink cos I dont look/think before I retort. This can cause problems because a lot of drunken fuckheads can give shit but when they get shit back they cant take it. You wanna give someone shit be prepared to take it back not resolve it with your fists cos you have to be a big hard man. Get over it....picking a fight is a piassant fucked up thing to do....it only causes more problems.

If you think you can solve the problem of someone making smart arse comments at you, AFTER you have provoked them, by beating the shit out of them......or even if you are one of those fuckheads who goes out for a night on the town just to get into a fight.....then you have some serious issues and need to see someone about it. You have anger problems....do like I do and take it out on inanimate objects......dont be a cockhead and ruin someone elses night out.

Now Im just ranting....ah well shit happens

[Up_All_Night]

Im unfortunate and lucky with this sort of thing. It actually happens way too often i have someone trying to provoke me, get a response in a bar or nightclub for no reason. I never give them one, and always play it off or dont bite and walk away.

some recent examples for me: at the bar ordering a drink. I look around some guy makes a gesture for me to come over to him. I dont know him, know the guy next to him. I get my drink, turn around not paying attnetion, the guy gestures me over again, i walk over, and he's like "I dont like you" and yeah trying to get me to say something back, but yeah i walked away, never seen the guy before or since, but he was just a cunt wanted trouble.

a few weeks ago, some guy went nuts at me for walking up and talking to my friend. I think he may have been hitting on her or something, he lost it and if she didnt stick around he wouldnt hit me.

couple months ago, i guy had me up against the bar, leaning over me, trying to intimidate me and shit. I was being a full smart ass back, as he's telling me he's going to kick the shit out of me blah blah blah. I was just being confident, and i did push him back, and a bouncer, who know me grabbed him and yeah... that one was because someone told him i used some chick id gotten with a few times, I dunno really what he was told to dislike me, he was just a cunt.


but the world is full of cunts. Groups of guys who go out, filled with testosterone who want to prove how manly they am. They'll not pick peopel who'll give them a fair fight. I am likr 5'7 average build really, i am a lazy fuck who looks like they're in better shape half the time than they are, but im a really non vilent, blokey dickhead, and for whatever reason i appear as a target these wanker guys want to pick on.

i am typing away and was just thinkking, i got no real point to this post,

but yeah ya lucky they didnt have a proper crack man, fights are something to avoid

[STallingU]

Or one drunk paranoid fuckhead who thinks he is getting a sideways look. Been there done that....had some drunk fuckhead who I had never even seen before grab me in a headlock and tell me to fuck off because he had some weird idea I was doing something to him while I was talking to a friend who he happened to know.



Generally if someone gives me shit my instant reaction is to give it back.....especially if Ive had a few to drink cos I dont look/think before I retort. This can cause problems because a lot of drunken fuckheads can give shit but when they get shit back they cant take it. You wanna give someone shit be prepared to take it back not resolve it with your fists cos you have to be a big hard man. Get over it....picking a fight is a piassant fucked up thing to do....it only causes more problems.

If you think you can solve the problem of someone making smart arse comments at you, AFTER you have provoked them, by beating the shit out of them......or even if you are one of those fuckheads who goes out for a night on the town just to get into a fight.....then you have some serious issues and need to see someone about it. You have anger problems....do like I do and take it out on inanimate objects......dont be a cockhead and ruin someone elses night out.

Now Im just ranting....ah well shit happens
Think you have taken what I said the wrong way.
I don't start fights. I aint a big man fuck head. I'm average build. I have never been in a fight that wasn't in a dojo. I don't have anger issues. As I said earlier I walk away or tell em to fuck off. Why should my night be ruined because someone doesn't get the message that they arn't welcome. Even when they have been proven wrong 15 gazillion times and keeps coming back wanting to argue the point more. Then when you argree with them they don't believe you and still keep going at you. So I pour my beer over them if they keep doing it or knock their beer over. I never said I used my fists.

[Thyrd]

My bro knows a few bouncers, he said that a bouncer told him once that the best place to hit a pissed dude in a bar fight is in the bladder. Just above the peen. Send em down real good it will.

[Glompbot]

I used to love the century.. because I KNEW the bar staff, they didn't kick me out when I passed out after the 'tequila incident', and the bouncers were generally friendly to me... (also helps that I'd stand downstairs and chat to them whilst I waited for a friend or whatever)

I once saw a guy get punched uppercut style...
the blood splatter was on the roof for years.

[King_Crud]

I used to love the century.. because I KNEW the bar staff, they didn't kick me out when I passed out after the 'tequila incident', and the bouncers were generally friendly to me... (also helps that I'd stand downstairs and chat to them whilst I waited for a friend or whatever)

I once saw a guy get punched uppercut style...
the blood splatter was on the roof for years.
has the century changed with the renovations? I haven't been there for a few months

[Glompbot]

yeah, it has.
different bar staff, too many pokies

none of the same crowd

i like the furniture more... but its placed wrong.

most of my friends have migrated to bar ace... but they don't generally like it

[Manshoon]

Think you have taken what I said the wrong way.
I don't start fights. I aint a big man fuck head. I'm average build. I have never been in a fight that wasn't in a dojo. I don't have anger issues. As I said earlier I walk away or tell em to fuck off. Why should my night be ruined because someone doesn't get the message that they arn't welcome. Even when they have been proven wrong 15 gazillion times and keeps coming back wanting to argue the point more. Then when you argree with them they don't believe you and still keep going at you. So I pour my beer over them if they keep doing it or knock their beer over. I never said I used my fists.


Sorry STallingU I wasnt trying to have a go at you man.....seriously. Sorry if I came across that way. I have been in several situations where some people are just like that. Didnt mean to offend :)

[Tigress]

Where is the love? There is the love... ;)

Everybody say awwwww!

[Davo_Dinkum]

My mother works in the Sydney CBD and starts work at 4am. She's a police media liason officer, so she needs to buy the paper every morning and skim through it.

Anyway I had to go in with her one day and i got the privilege of walking down Oxford St at 3:30am morning after St.Patrick's day.

Most interesting.

[walrus]

My mother works in the Sydney CBD and starts work at 4am. She's a police media liason officer, so she needs to buy the paper every morning and skim through it.

Anyway I had to go in with her one day and i got the privilege of walking down Oxford St at 3:30am morning after St.Patrick's day.

Most interesting.


Sounds awesome

[Necron]

I got cornered by two guys one night after a long birthday celebration (my own) for grabbing my Girlfriends ass. fucking weak man, Im not very big but Im fairly buff but two on one is bullshit. I didnt even do anything to them they just saw me grab my own girlfriend's bum and thought they would try and impress her - maybe they thought I was just hitting on her or something.

Lucky I have good mates and a girlfriend that knows how to handle me because in all honesty, with my temper, I would have started something that could have landed me in hospital.

I hate violence but I have a short fuse, especially when it comes to guys trying to muscle in on me and my girl - that shit is not on. period.

[King_Crud]

yeah, it has.
different bar staff, too many pokies

none of the same crowd

i like the furniture more... but its placed wrong.

most of my friends have migrated to bar ace... but they don't generally like it
if you're going to be around that part of town go to cheers (upstairs), not too bad. Bar Ace sucks the big ones. But if you want to go for a walk and are looking for a late bar Trumps Tavern on King St is always pretty friendly.

[Aardvark]

My favourite barfight incident was the first time I ever drank at the Royal Oak.No cameras, no bouncers, no wogs, despite close proximity to parramatta maccas, bro. Anyway, we were sitting there, talking, drinking, generally enjoying the local bar atmosphere the place had. So we're just sitting there, watching these guys have this heated conversation at the bar. Eventually, one of them is at the point of throwing a punch, but backs down, 'cause everyone else is telling him he'd better leave. So he does. Then comes back a few minutes later, charges into the guy he had a problem with, headbutts him three times before everyone else grabs him and starts pushing him towards the exit. As soon as he was out of the building, the bartender, who was a dead ringer for Eminem, I swear to god bro, vaults over the bar, charges outside and starts laying into the guy, too. The whole thing ends with the dick badly beaten in the gutter, where the guy he headbutted proceeded to plant the sole of his boot squar in the guy's face. At that point, we'd decided that this indeed was a worthwhile bar to be drinking at.

[King_Crud]

My favourite barfight incident was the first time I ever drank at the Royal Oak.No cameras, no bouncers, no wogs, despite close proximity to parramatta maccas, bro. Anyway, we were sitting there, talking, drinking, generally enjoying the local bar atmosphere the place had. So we're just sitting there, watching these guys have this heated conversation at the bar. Eventually, one of them is at the point of throwing a punch, but backs down, 'cause everyone else is telling him he'd better leave. So he does. Then comes back a few minutes later, charges into the guy he had a problem with, headbutts him three times before everyone else grabs him and starts pushing him towards the exit. As soon as he was out of the building, the bartender, who was a dead ringer for Eminem, I swear to god bro, vaults over the bar, charges outside and starts laying into the guy, too. The whole thing ends with the dick badly beaten in the gutter, where the guy he headbutted proceeded to plant the sole of his boot squar in the guy's face. At that point, we'd decided that this indeed was a worthwhile bar to be drinking at.
I saw one in the Spotted Dog in Willesden Green in London where chairs were being thrown by the mob fighting and the mob of bouncers. It was fun to stand back and watch a chair fight. Didn't seem to be too many punches thrown because no one could close to each other because of the chairs.

Ahhhhh, chairs

[metalgod]

anyone who starts a bar fight has a small wanker and is begging for attention. :rolleyes:

[Bambi]

Well the last bar fight I manage to get in to (I used to be a magnet for these things) I beat a guy in a game of pool, we shook hands I walked away to go and get another drink, next minute "WHAM" pool cue to the BACK of the head. I was not a happy girl and when I turned around he had that "oh now I'm fucked" look on his face. I steped forward grabbed the cue, but before I had the chance to say anything some random guy picked me up and carried me towards the back bar and just about every male in the place jumped on him. He was thrown outside and the last I heard he spent the night in hospital, nothing life threating, but enough to scare him. (and am glad that he wasn't seriously hurt, I was actually yelling at them to stop).

I, as I said used to be a magnet for this kind of trouble (random bar fights, none of which I start or instigated), but now whenever I go out I'm usually with Grizzlee, so assholes tend to leave me alone. Apparently he looks big and scary. Tee hee hee....bhaw haa haa