View Full Version : U.S. Using Anti-Terror War to Gain World Oil Reserves — Soviet Intelligence Chief
On the pretext of fighting international terrorism the United States is trying to establish control over the world’s richest oil reserves, Leonid Shebarshin, ex-chief of the Soviet Foreign Intelligence Service, who heads the Russian National Economic Security Service consulting company, said in an interview for the Vremya Novostei newspaper.
Using the anti-terrorist cause as a cover the United States has occupied Afghanistan, Iraq and will soon move to impose their “democratic order” on the Greater Middle East, Shebarshin said. “The U.S. has usurped the right to attack any part of the globe on the pretext of fighting the terrorist threat,” Shebarshin said.
Referring to his meeting with an unnamed al-Qaeda expert at the Rand Corporation, a nonprofit research organization in the U.S., Shebarshin said: “We have agreed that [al-Qaeda] is not a group but a notion.”
“The fight against that all-mighty ubiquitous myth deliberately linked to Islam is of great advantage for the Americans as it targets the oil-rich Muslim regions,” Shebarshin emphasized.
With military bases in Afghanistan, Uzbekistan and Kyrgyzstan, Shebarshin said, the United States has already established control over the Caspian region — one of the world’s largest oil reservoirs.
Source (http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/03/21/shebarsh.shtml)
royale
23-03-2005, 02:59 PM
Shebarshin is obviously russian for Sherlock :rolleyes:
Nodbugger
23-03-2005, 03:01 PM
Like the Russians can talk, they WERE BUYING HIS OIL, AGAINST THE UN IN SECRET, same with FRANCE and a few other countries. Fuck Russia, lying bastards.
royale
23-03-2005, 03:07 PM
Fuck off noddy you lying bastard, you give me the shits.
Pirate
23-03-2005, 03:18 PM
Like the Russians can talk, they WERE BUYING HIS OIL, AGAINST THE UN IN SECRET, same with FRANCE and a few other countries. Fuck Russia, lying bastards.Yeah, the russians where buying it against the UN's wishes.
But your country went in and invaded the country, killed thousands of people and is now taking the oil. All against the UN's wishes.
Russia 1, America 0
Try again butt-plug.
Pirate
23-03-2005, 03:26 PM
This isn't surprising anyway. Of course it was about the oil. You'd have to be a pig ignorant product of a brother / sister relationship to believe it was about freedom. Funny how America being conserned about peoples freedom have chosen to do this country but fuck all else regarding other countries like Burma and North korea.
Nodbugger
23-03-2005, 03:33 PM
This isn't surprising anyway. Of course it was about the oil. You'd have to be a pig ignorant product of a brother / sister relationship to believe it was about freedom. Funny how America being conserned about peoples freedom have chosen to do this country but fuck all else regarding other countries like Burma and North korea.
Like I said, prove it. I already proved we made it so it was illegal. You have no proof. We obviously are not taking it. So how the hell can you still say it was for oil?
Pirate
23-03-2005, 04:39 PM
Ok explain to me why Iraq was chosen for invasion and "freedom" over a country like Burma?
Don't say terrorisim because that already been proven not to be the case.
Nodbugger
24-03-2005, 04:59 AM
Ok explain to me why Iraq was chosen for invasion and "freedom" over a country like Burma?
Don't say terrorisim because that already been proven not to be the case.
Well every report did say the two had a link.
But it was because of our history with the region.
We had already fought one war with them. Saddam had been on our shit list for a while. Plus the entire middle east needed a change. What better example than Iraq. Who doesn't know about Saddam and his atrocities? What better country to make an example of. We showed that if you are an evil dictator this is what will happen. And we showed the people of these countries that this is what can happen. So we are coercing dictators to become less of a dictator and we are getting the people fight these dictators.
Libya gave up.
Egypt gave up.
Numerous countries are tracking down terrorists left and right.
Look at Lebanon! They are kicking out Syria!
haiironezumi
24-03-2005, 12:20 PM
Coercing the dictators? By making an example of Iraq? Doesn't that sound like you're trying to incite a reaction by scaring the enemy? That sounds like terrorism to me.......
darns
24-03-2005, 01:14 PM
It is terrrorism only if the USA says it is.
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 01:34 PM
Well every report did say the two had a link.
But it was because of our history with the region.
We had already fought one war with them. Saddam had been on our shit list for a while. Plus the entire middle east needed a change. What better example than Iraq. Who doesn't know about Saddam and his atrocities? What better country to make an example of. We showed that if you are an evil dictator this is what will happen. And we showed the people of these countries that this is what can happen. So we are coercing dictators to become less of a dictator and we are getting the people fight these dictators.
Libya gave up.
Egypt gave up.
Numerous countries are tracking down terrorists left and right.
Look at Lebanon! They are kicking out Syria!
Who is Dubbya to say a change is needed? Who are you to say that?
This is what the UN was devised for... so no one nation can unilaterally decide to bomb the crap out of some other country.
Admittedly the UN needs work (the whole veto thing is a bad idea), but still, it's there to stop countries deciding to invade others simply because a little boy wants to finish what dad couldn't finish.
You should change your tagline to read "Having my arse whipped since 2004".
Nodbugger
24-03-2005, 01:57 PM
Coercing the dictators? By making an example of Iraq? Doesn't that sound like you're trying to incite a reaction by scaring the enemy? That sounds like terrorism to me.......
Except terrorists don't want to help people. Big difference , idiot.
Nodbugger
24-03-2005, 01:59 PM
Who is Dubbya to say a change is needed? Who are you to say that?
This is what the UN was devised for... so no one nation can unilaterally decide to bomb the crap out of some other country.
Admittedly the UN needs work (the whole veto thing is a bad idea), but still, it's there to stop countries deciding to invade others simply because a little boy wants to finish what dad couldn't finish.
You should change your tagline to read "Having my arse whipped since 2004".
Because, we are the worlds most powerful country. We made it our business. We cannot sit on the block and let others get away with that crap. When the people who are supposed to do something, don't do anything we get involved.
The UN needs to go sell medicine and get out of the peace keeping process, they suck at it.
Bostonmess
24-03-2005, 02:00 PM
China can whup your ass and you know it.
Nodbugger
24-03-2005, 02:03 PM
China can whup your ass and you know it.
Not in a non-nuclear war. There is no way they could ever touch our mainland.
And even if they somehow did get it the American people could stop them.
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 02:10 PM
Because, we are the worlds most powerful country. We made it our business. We cannot sit on the block and let others get away with that crap. When the people who are supposed to do something, don't do anything we get involved.
The UN needs to go sell medicine and get out of the peace keeping process, they suck at it.
So by that rationale, the biggest kid in school can pick on the littlest kid, and won't get in trouble if he says "I was only helping him sir".
Sounds more like bullying to me.
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 02:11 PM
Not in a non-nuclear war. There is no way they could ever touch our mainland.
And even if they somehow did get it the American people could stop them.
Do you honestly believe that once China's ICBM's are in the air America can stop them? Ok, you can shoot back, but that still doesn't stop the ICBM's like you claim.
In case you hadn't noticed, the missile defense system does not work!
Bostonmess
24-03-2005, 02:15 PM
Not in a non-nuclear war. There is no way they could ever touch our mainland.
And even if they somehow did get it the American people could stop them.
Nuclear war's for pussys, pussy. I'm talking real war, the way that men fight it. Any dumb fuck can press a few buttons and launch nukes. That's not war it's suicide.
Anyway, by your response I can see you also think they'd whup your arse in a conventional war. China owns you.
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 02:21 PM
Nuclear war's for pussys, pussy. I'm talking real war, the way that men fight it. Any dumb fuck can press a few buttons and launch nukes. That's not war it's suicide.
Anyway, by your response I can see you also think they'd whup your arse in a conventional war. China owns you.
The country with well over a billion people, and the worlds largest airforce? Even if America could shoot down 20 planes for every one of their own shot down, China would still own the US.
Plus I think you'ld see North Korea, and a few other countries putting their hand up to help China.
Bostonmess
24-03-2005, 02:25 PM
That's settled then Noddy, you're wrong again. You're not the world's most powerful country.
darns
24-03-2005, 02:27 PM
I doubt anyone would seriously want to see a major war like US vs China (although yeah, China would whoop US ass) but what is worrysome is, while China has gained civility and tends to show off and throw around the weight less (Except Taiwan), US has increasing being arrogant and bold with their dealings with the rest of the world. Imagine Bush as the president during the Cuban missile crisis... America and Russia would probably be 2 very huge crater now.
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 02:28 PM
That's settled then Noddy, you're wrong again. You're not the world's most powerful country.
Uh oh... we proved Nodbuggery wrong... he probably will think that proving him wrong will unmake existance, since he has such a high opinion of himself, and his country.
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 02:29 PM
I doubt anyone would seriously want to see a major war like US vs China (although yeah, China would whoop US ass) but what is worrysome is, while China has gained civility and tends to show off and throw around the weight less (Except Taiwan), US has increasing being arrogant and bold with their dealings with the rest of the world. Imagine Bush as the president during the Cuban missile crisis... America and Russia would probably be 2 very huge crater now.
And the rest of us looking like the people that live under New New York, with only a few left alive to yell "You blew it up! You maniacs!"
gunsella
24-03-2005, 02:34 PM
futurama reference deserves rep, but i have to spread it around some mo'
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 02:40 PM
futurama reference deserves rep, but i have to spread it around some mo'
That's ok, I'm full of lots of little tenuous link movie and TV quotes. :D
Nodbugger
24-03-2005, 02:50 PM
So by that rationale, the biggest kid in school can pick on the littlest kid, and won't get in trouble if he says "I was only helping him sir".
Sounds more like bullying to me.
YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.
NOT THAT IS NOT BULLYING. YOU ARE S STUPID FUCKING IDIOT. YES I AM USING CAPS. I HAVE TO SO YOU WILL READ THIS YOU STUPID FUCKING COCKSUCKER. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING.
Nodbugger
24-03-2005, 02:51 PM
Do you honestly believe that once China's ICBM's are in the air America can stop them? Ok, you can shoot back, but that still doesn't stop the ICBM's like you claim.
In case you hadn't noticed, the missile defense system does not work!
FOR ONE I SAID WE COULDN'T BEAT THEM IN A NUCLEAR WAR. LEARN TO READ IDIOT.
Bostonmess
24-03-2005, 02:52 PM
Hahaha. Wipe your spit off your monitor you freak.
Pirate
24-03-2005, 02:53 PM
Well every report did say the two had a link.
But it was because of our history with the region.
We had already fought one war with them. Saddam had been on our shit list for a while. Plus the entire middle east needed a change. What better example than Iraq. Who doesn't know about Saddam and his atrocities? What better country to make an example of. We showed that if you are an evil dictator this is what will happen. And we showed the people of these countries that this is what can happen. So we are coercing dictators to become less of a dictator and we are getting the people fight these dictators.
Libya gave up.
Egypt gave up.
Numerous countries are tracking down terrorists left and right.
Look at Lebanon! They are kicking out Syria!
Libya gave up many, many years ago. Egypt has never been a global problem.
Look at it like this. Your president came to the world saying there are two reasons to go to war. 1. WMD's which the UN never found before and none have been found afterward. So it was bullshit. 2. Freedom.
Another fact is Iraq is not liked by many countries and even Al-quiche don't like them. So thats not it. But it just so happened that this country is one of the last large reserves of oil apart from other gulf nations that are already America's bitches. And considering America uses more natural resources that any other country. Its as easy as putting 1 and 1 together. The reality of it all is America is only out to help America. You can bullshit all you want but the rest of the world isn't as ignorant as you.
Pirate
24-03-2005, 02:53 PM
You know you've won the argument when noddy has a hissy.
Pirate
24-03-2005, 02:54 PM
Oh and lebanon is kicking Syria out because of an assasination. Not america.
Nodbugger
24-03-2005, 02:56 PM
The country with well over a billion people, and the worlds largest airforce? Even if America could shoot down 20 planes for every one of their own shot down, China would still own the US.
Plus I think you'ld see North Korea, and a few other countries putting their hand up to help China.
They may have the most people in their air force, but their technology in no way matches ours.
The f/a-22 can target and shoot down 20 of our second best fighters and shoot them all down before those fighters can detect the Raptor. Now our F-15s can do that with the jets China uses. Imagine what a few F/a-22s could o. We would destroy them.
Plus or Navy has more planes and a much more mobile force that our air force. China doesn't have ANY aircraft carriers.
Bostonmess
24-03-2005, 02:58 PM
They all know kung-fu you dumb fuck. They'd kick your fucking arses.
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 03:00 PM
YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.
NOT THAT IS NOT BULLYING. YOU ARE S STUPID FUCKING IDIOT. YES I AM USING CAPS. I HAVE TO SO YOU WILL READ THIS YOU STUPID FUCKING COCKSUCKER. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING.
Hmm... a constructive comment at last.
What was it I was saying yesterday about resorting to personal attacks when you run out of things to say. You're like a cornered animal, scared that he might be eaten up. Attacking anything it sees.
Nodbugger
24-03-2005, 03:00 PM
Libya gave up many, many years ago. Egypt has never been a global problem.
Look at it like this. Your president came to the world saying there are two reasons to go to war. 1. WMD's which the UN never found before and none have been found afterward. So it was bullshit. 2. Freedom.
Another fact is Iraq is not liked by many countries and even Al-quiche don't like them. So thats not it. But it just so happened that this country is one of the last large reserves of oil apart from other gulf nations that are already America's bitches. And considering America uses more natural resources that any other country. Its as easy as putting 1 and 1 together. The reality of it all is America is only out to help America. You can bullshit all you want but the rest of the world isn't as ignorant as you.
You don't keep track of the news do you?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/december/19/newsid_4002000/4002441.stm
Libya gives up Chemical Weapons, Dec 19, 2003.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4357315.stm
New Egypt envoy arrives in Israel, March 17th, 2005. Wasn't Egypt one of the first countries to invade Israel?
The rest of the world is stupid. You guys are complete idiots. You would rather leave a madman like Saddam in power than go in and do something. Your country is filled with fucking pansies. You included.
BTW, yes the UN found a lot of crap. You were not paying any attention.
darns
24-03-2005, 03:00 PM
They may have the most people in their air force, but their technology in no way matches ours.
The f/a-22 can target and shoot down 20 of our second best fighters and shoot them all down before those fighters can detect the Raptor. Now our F-15s can do that with the jets China uses. Imagine what a few F/a-22s could o. We would destroy them.
Plus or Navy has more planes and a much more mobile force that our air force. China doesn't have ANY aircraft carriers.
You realize China uses Russian jets like Su30, one that recently proved to be superior than F-15s? Or that in modern warfare, aircraft carriers are no longer a neccessity given that jets now can fly further, coupled with the ability to refuel in flight.
Nodbugger
24-03-2005, 03:01 PM
Hmm... a constructive comment at last.
What was it I was saying yesterday about resorting to personal attacks when you run out of things to say. You're like a cornered animal, scared that he might be eaten up. Attacking anything it sees.
Shut the hell up. I already said it and I said this because I need a fucking jack hammer to get through your thick fucking skull.
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 03:01 PM
FOR ONE I SAID WE COULDN'T BEAT THEM IN A NUCLEAR WAR. LEARN TO READ IDIOT.
What you said, and I quote:
Not in a non-nuclear war. There is no way they could ever touch our mainland.
And even if they somehow did get it the American people could stop them.
That last line tells me you believe you could beat them in a nuclear war.
gunsella
24-03-2005, 03:02 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4357315.stm
New Egypt envoy arrives in Israel, March 17th, 2005. Wasn't Egypt one of the first countries to invade Israel?
wasn't egypt the first of israel's neighbours to sign a peace treaty with israel?
Bostonmess
24-03-2005, 03:03 PM
China doesn't have ANY aircraft carriers.
That's 'cos they're not war-mongers, they don't want to sail half way around the world to start a fight with some third world country like you do.
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 03:04 PM
They may have the most people in their air force, but their technology in no way matches ours.
The f/a-22 can target and shoot down 20 of our second best fighters and shoot them all down before those fighters can detect the Raptor. Now our F-15s can do that with the jets China uses. Imagine what a few F/a-22s could o. We would destroy them.
Plus or Navy has more planes and a much more mobile force that our air force. China doesn't have ANY aircraft carriers.
I never said that America's Airforce was crap. In fact, I'ld be shaking in my boots if they were coming after me.
My point was, no matter how superior your technology, no matter how good your pilots, it's a simple numbers game. China has more to throw at America.
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 03:08 PM
Shut the hell up. I already said it and I said this because I need a fucking jack hammer to get through your thick fucking skull.
Could you stop for a minute, breath, think about what you're gonna say, then say it? You're not making alot of sense there.
Did you miss the class where they teach you how to construct sentances?
Bostonmess
24-03-2005, 03:08 PM
BTW, yes the UN found a lot of crap. You were not paying any attention.
Not as much as what comes out of your mouth.
Nodbugger
24-03-2005, 03:14 PM
You realize China uses Russian jets like Su30, one that recently proved to be superior than F-15s?
Wrong.
You do realize that the Su-30 is over a decade old (F-15 is 30 years old), and China only has just over 100 Su-30 in their inventory.
And it was never proven they were superior. supposedly they tried it, but no one really knows.
Nodbugger
24-03-2005, 03:15 PM
What you said, and I quote:
That last line tells me you believe you could beat them in a nuclear war.
No, it says if they could somehow invade the mainland, the American people could stop them.
Bostonmess
24-03-2005, 03:16 PM
No, it says if they could someone invade the mainland, the American people could stop them.
Gibberish. You idiot.
Nodbugger
24-03-2005, 03:17 PM
I never said that America's Airforce was crap. In fact, I'ld be shaking in my boots if they were coming after me.
My point was, no matter how superior your technology, no matter how good your pilots, it's a simple numbers game. China has more to throw at America.
Ya and? Russia had far superior numbers to Germany and they get their asses kicked in ww2.
We don't need the numbers. We have the training. Especially fighting a conventional army. Having more people just gives us more things to shoot at.
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 03:25 PM
No, it says if they could someone invade the mainland, the American people could stop them.
You've never been to a protest have you? Where rows of police in riot gear hold hands to try to stop the protesters getting past. Eventually the lines break under the mass of the protesters.
The point being that no matter what happens, you only have at best 300 million people to throw at the invaders (not gonna divie that up to people capable of fighting). China has well over 1 Billion people to throw at you. Eventually the US lines will buckle, and China will break through.
What does this mean? Total Chinese ownage of the US.
Bostonmess
24-03-2005, 03:27 PM
Ya and? Russia had far superior numbers to Germany and they get their asses kicked in ww2.
Russia was on the winning side you dumb ass.
We don't need the numbers. We have the training.
I've told you. They have kung-fu you cretin. You don't stand a chance.
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 03:29 PM
Ya and? Russia had far superior numbers to Germany and they get their asses kicked in ww2.
We don't need the numbers. We have the training. Especially fighting a conventional army. Having more people just gives us more things to shoot at.
Maybe so, but the population difference between Germany and Russia isn't nearly as great as the difference between the US and China.
And yes, while the US defenders would have more to shoot at, the Chinese invaders would be able to shoot 1 US soldier with 10 guns.
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 03:30 PM
Ya and? Russia had far superior numbers to Germany and they get their asses kicked in ww2.
We don't need the numbers. We have the training. Especially fighting a conventional army. Having more people just gives us more things to shoot at.
Maybe so, but the population difference between Germany and Russia isn't nearly as great as the difference between the US and China.
And yes, while the US defenders would have more to shoot at, the Chinese invaders would be able to shoot 1 US soldier with 10 guns.
End result? Total ownage. And you don't get to post US propaganda on our beloved ZGeek.
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 03:32 PM
Russia was on the winning side you dumb ass.
But admittedly, if the Allies didn't distract Adolf to the East, eventually the Germans would have overcome the Russians.
The Russians didn't have enough weapons or ammunition. The Germans were technologically and logistically far superior.
Today China and the US are roughly on a par in terms of supplies and tech, so it comes back to the numbers. China has more. Way more.
darns
24-03-2005, 03:36 PM
I agree with Bostonmess, Kung Fu will be the deciding factor. And oh, ninjas too. Although they are native to Japan, ninjutsu has been imported to China long ago and is still thriving.
A group of master Shaolin monks and a handful of expert ninjas can topple any country in the world. Watch them kick ass!
Nodbugger
24-03-2005, 03:41 PM
You've never been to a protest have you? Where rows of police in riot gear hold hands to try to stop the protesters getting past. Eventually the lines break under the mass of the protesters.
The point being that no matter what happens, you only have at best 300 million people to throw at the invaders (not gonna divie that up to people capable of fighting). China has well over 1 Billion people to throw at you. Eventually the US lines will buckle, and China will break through.
What does this mean? Total Chinese ownage of the US.
That is because the rows of police do not use their full power because people like you would complain.
China would never be able to get to the US. How would you expect them to get here? They have several long range bombers that could get here, but they would be shot down the second they left Chinese Air space. They have almost no naval forces so it would extremely hard moving large amounts of troops. Their air forces would never make it to the US. We would be able to bomb them and they would never be able to see our planes.
darns
24-03-2005, 03:43 PM
But admittedly, if the Allies didn't distract Adolf to the East, eventually the Germans would have overcome the Russians.
The Russians didn't have enough weapons or ammunition. The Germans were technologically and logistically far superior.
Today China and the US are roughly on a par in terms of supplies and tech, so it comes back to the numbers. China has more. Way more.
The reason Germans lost was because they got caught out in the winter while sieging Russian cities. The terrain of Russian countryside is very punishing. Technologically, the Russian tanks were superior than German tanks, and faster to be built. The advantage of the Germans is their blitzkrieg strategy, and their air force.
Technologically now, US is still very much ahead of China, possibly by a decade or so, but an outright invasion ala Iraq would not be possible as US does not have any close allies nearby China. South Korea would balk at allowing US forces to launch their attack from the base there, and they also have North Korea to contend with. In contrast, Iraq is encircled with US bases and allies (Turkey, Kuwait, Saudi, Qatar etc). At the same lenght, neither would China be able to launch an invasion at US without either of them having a decimated defense forces.... and the easiest way to decimate a remote defence force is via Nuclear. Bleak outcome for the world huh?
Up_All_Night
24-03-2005, 03:52 PM
Actual i thought i thought it was well understood and accepted that without the american help that russians were fighting and pushing hitler back and the war would have taken longer, more lives lost, but hitler would have still been defeated. Russians had a huge advantage with the size of their country and the amount of men they could keep sending at the russians.
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 03:54 PM
Actual i thought i thought it was well understood and accepted that without the american help that russians were fighting and pushing hitler back and the war would have taken longer, more lives lost, but hitler would have still been defeated. Russians had a huge advantage with the size of their country and the amount of men they could keep sending at the russians.
Probably... point is, Germans lost, and China would still own the US... even if it meant a bit Mutually Assured Destruction.
Up_All_Night
24-03-2005, 03:55 PM
yeah ive read that even in americas war simulations china could defeat america in a conventional war. But if anyone posed a serious threat of it, i think they'd disapear in a bright flash of light and serring ratiation
Nobdugger
24-03-2005, 04:07 PM
Russia was on the winning side you dumb ass.
Russia lost that war and the cold war. And your ku fung guys would stand a chance against even the most basic grunt in the US army. Bring it on
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 04:10 PM
Russia lost that war and the cold war. And your ku fung guys would stand a chance against even the most basic grunt in the US army. Bring it on
How on Earth did Russia lose WW2? Just because Germany took Moscow, doesn't mean that Russia lost.
Bostonmess
24-03-2005, 04:13 PM
Russia lost that war and the cold war.
Russia lost ww2?
And your ku fung guys would stand a chance against even the most basic grunt in the US army. Bring it on
I know they would stand a chance. They'd annihilate 'em.
Nobdugger
24-03-2005, 04:13 PM
How on Earth did Russia lose WW2? Just because Germany took Moscow, doesn't mean that Russia lost.
I saw a story about it on Fox news the other nite. They never get that stuff wrong
haiironezumi
24-03-2005, 04:14 PM
I saw a story about it on Fox news the other nite. They never get that stuff wrong
Disturbingly enough, I think he's being serious here!
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 04:15 PM
I saw a story about it on Fox news the other nite. They never get that stuff wrong
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
Pirate
24-03-2005, 04:16 PM
I saw a story about it on Fox news the other nite. They never get that stuff wrongHoly fuck I seriously pissed myself laughing at that one.
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 04:19 PM
Holy fuck I seriously pissed myself laughing at that one.
It's true... the puddle is extending to my office.
Nodbugger
24-03-2005, 04:22 PM
You guys need to learn the letter 'b' from 'd'.
haiironezumi
24-03-2005, 04:24 PM
You guys need to learn the letter 'b' from 'd'.
Bisturbingly enough, I think he's deing serious here!? Is that better?
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 04:26 PM
You guys need to learn the letter 'b' from 'd'.
I would love to know which post inspired you to post that wonderfully insightful message.
This is why we have the ability to quote other messages, and I know you have already mastered that ability (even if you ignore half of what you quote).
Aardvark
24-03-2005, 04:28 PM
Christ, anyone who hadn't figured this out 3 years ago is an idiot.
Do we really need to talk about the war anymore? It was started for oil and tighter control over the masses. It will end in 3 years, that's all you need to care about. Nothing can be done about it, because the great ignorant unwashed have embedded the catchcry "Love it or leave it" deep within their psyches, making them automatically disagree with anyone trying to do something about the problem, instead of kill the problem with flamethrowers and taking any oil that may be nearby.
Bostonmess
24-03-2005, 04:28 PM
It's me old mate NobDugger :D
Aardvark
24-03-2005, 04:30 PM
And Russia defeated Germany. It was Russian forces that took Berlin
picolo
24-03-2005, 04:32 PM
I saw a story about it on Fox news the other nite. They never get that stuff wrong
Say "NO" to CRACK buddy.... I think you should stop watching Fox and start reading something which is not published by "America is always Number 1" publication...
Bostonmess
24-03-2005, 04:34 PM
Doppleganger.
macboy
24-03-2005, 04:39 PM
I saw a story about it on Fox news the other nite. They never get that stuff wrong
Never seen Outfoxed (http://www.outfoxed.org/) yeah??
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 04:41 PM
Never seen Outfoxed (http://www.outfoxed.org/) yeah??
I really should watch that eventually :)
Nobdugger
24-03-2005, 04:53 PM
Never seen Outfoxed (http://www.outfoxed.org/) yeah??
Why would I? The american press is free and open so I have no need to go past fox
haiironezumi
24-03-2005, 04:54 PM
Why would I? The american press is free and open so I have no need to go past fox
So much for multiple sources.......
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 04:58 PM
Why would I? The american press is free and open so I have no need to go past fox
Fine, you watch FOX. But limiting ones news intake to only one outlet, and claiming it as fact is stupid.
FOX can't be wrong can they? You don't even know if ABC or CBS news might produce conflicting, more accurate news, simply because you don't watch them. So, how can you say that you don't need any news outlet?
Also, how do you know they haven't trimmed some of the story so it will fit into the FOX News time slot.
Also, your rep message. If my asking what your b and d message is referring to means you owned me, then you have been owned by everyone on this board simply because they have shown you to be a dumbarse.
darns
24-03-2005, 05:06 PM
Guys, there's this doppleganger going around called NoBDugger for some time now. I think his intention is to piss off NoDBugger, but in effect, it threw all of us off the track. But I have to admit his posts were funny!
haiironezumi
24-03-2005, 05:09 PM
Touché, I was had ^^
MisterFlibble
24-03-2005, 05:10 PM
^^ I was had too... I looked at the avatar, and a very similar name... I was had! haha Bloody funny though!
Nodbugger
25-03-2005, 12:08 AM
Shows how stupid you are. Now do you understand the 'B' and 'D' comment?
haiironezumi
25-03-2005, 01:01 AM
Shows how stupid you are. Now do you understand the 'B' and 'D' comment?
Stupid? research has shown that only the first and last letters need to be in place in order for people to read a word. Tuhs you can raed tihs as a cpometle stencnace. Maybe if you had been a bit clearer in your post there would have been less confusion? After all, Nobdugger has the same avatar, the same signiture and talks like a redneck idiot as well, it's a simple mistake. ^^
Bostonmess
25-03-2005, 01:03 AM
It's easy for you to suss it out. "Durr, I can't remember posting that." Do you think we read your name everytime we post? No, we just look at your toilet roll avatar.
gunsella
25-03-2005, 01:03 AM
but were you wrong? :D
Nodbugger
25-03-2005, 07:44 AM
Stupid? research has shown that only the first and last letters need to be in place in order for people to read a word. Tuhs you can raed tihs as a cpometle stencnace. Maybe if you had been a bit clearer in your post there would have been less confusion? After all, Nobdugger has the same avatar, the same signiture and talks like a redneck idiot as well, it's a simple mistake. ^^
I look at everyones name all the time, you need to be more observant. Maybe that is why you guys are so stupid, if you cannot see that a 'b' and 'd' have been switched around how can anyone expect you to notice anything else?
Directed
25-03-2005, 08:30 AM
On the pretext of fighting international terrorism the United States is trying to establish control over the world’s richest oil reserves, Leonid Shebarshin, ex-chief of the Soviet Foreign Intelligence Service, who heads the Russian National Economic Security Service consulting company, said in an interview for the Vremya Novostei newspaper.
Using the anti-terrorist cause as a cover the United States has occupied Afghanistan, Iraq and will soon move to impose their “democratic order” on the Greater Middle East, Shebarshin said. “The U.S. has usurped the right to attack any part of the globe on the pretext of fighting the terrorist threat,” Shebarshin said.
Referring to his meeting with an unnamed al-Qaeda expert at the Rand Corporation, a nonprofit research organization in the U.S., Shebarshin said: “We have agreed that [al-Qaeda] is not a group but a notion.”
“The fight against that all-mighty ubiquitous myth deliberately linked to Islam is of great advantage for the Americans as it targets the oil-rich Muslim regions,” Shebarshin emphasized.
With military bases in Afghanistan, Uzbekistan and Kyrgyzstan, Shebarshin said, the United States has already established control over the Caspian region — one of the world’s largest oil reservoirs.
They sound so jealous, LOL! :fu:
haiironezumi
25-03-2005, 05:07 PM
I look at everyones name all the time, you need to be more observant. Maybe that is why you guys are so stupid, if you cannot see that a 'b' and 'd' have been switched around how can anyone expect you to notice anything else?
Once again you have shown your need to go back to school and learn basic English. Can denotes the ability to do something. Thus we obviously *can* see that you and Nobdugger have different names. Unfortunately however we *didn't* see it. However your point that we need to be more observement is true, and I shall do so in the future. :)
JediKnight
25-03-2005, 05:38 PM
Ya and? Russia had far superior numbers to Germany and they get their asses kicked in ww2.
HAHAHAHHA.... damn, I almost spilled coffee all over my keyboard from laughing at that. I guess that'll teach me to never underestimate Knobjockey's stupidity.
JediKnight
25-03-2005, 05:40 PM
I saw a story about it on Fox news the other nite. They never get that stuff wrong
FFS, now that one DID result in coffee spilt on my keyboard.
(for the record, i did notice the difference in the name)
Nodbugger
26-03-2005, 01:21 AM
(for the record, i did notice the difference in the name)
Doesn't seem like it.
The Cunt
26-03-2005, 01:37 AM
Nobdugger and Nodbugger both spout the same shit.
Just that BD does it tongue in cheek while DB wholeheartedly believes in it. He never loses an argument, especially if he's wrong.
JediKnight
29-03-2005, 10:59 AM
Doesn't seem like it.
You're not the only one who makes me laugh, Noddy :)
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