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mcnish
24-03-2005, 11:13 PM
Not that it is actually 3 am now ... but you know what I mean!

"There's So Much I Could Say"

I light a candle for you in my dreams
Where the murray begins, I think of you.
Where the murrays mouth flows pristine
I'm having fun, but I'm missing you.

You gave me a name, in the name of fun.
In the name of friendship, you named me one.
Your crooked smile, your broken neck, your perfect heart.
I'm missing you, where the murray starts.

And I think of other rivers,
I think of other waters.
I think of watersheds and ducks backs
And of all thailands daughters.

I made a few jokes, like I do, at your expense
I didn't mean for you to take offense.
I tried to explain my sense of humour
You brushed it off, all you did was murmour;
"It's Okay."

Thinking back to the times we had,
That almost last time at the River Kai
I can only look down and ask why
Why I never told you, never told a soul,
I looked up to you, you were my role model.

I'm never gonna know, when it's alright to cry
That my hero was murdered,
In cold blood.
I'm never gonna know, when it's alright to cry.

mcnish
30-03-2005, 12:35 PM
Your Mother, My Dick
--
I fucked your mother
and now she's dead
I'm only sorry
Cos she gave great head
I'm not sorry
I borrowed your mum
I"m just sorry
She can't swallow my cum.
Anymore.

Merudo
30-03-2005, 12:51 PM
Your Mother, My Dick
--
I fucked your mother
and now she's dead
I'm only sorry
Cos she gave great head
I'm not sorry
I borrowed your mum
I"m just sorry
She can't swallow my cum.
Anymore.


badoom-tish

dilligaf
30-03-2005, 12:58 PM
See below for my poetry.

johny_roberts
30-03-2005, 01:27 PM
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
When I think of poetry at 3 am
I think of doggy doo

lostreality
30-03-2005, 01:46 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
when i fuck your dog
it makes me goo

Iroquois
30-03-2005, 11:13 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All of my base
Are belong to you.

Or, even more geekified:

Roses are #FF0000,
Violets are #0000FF,
chown -R you ~/base

:greenman:

Thyrd
31-03-2005, 11:03 PM
How now brown Beauraucrat?