The "FUCK ME DEAD!" Thread

[kleph]

due to a substandard computer, patchy power supply and a dollop of bad luck i just lost five hours of work. painstaking, boring work that i will now have to start completely over.

rather than shove my fist through the screen of this piece of crap i decided to start this thread.

it isn't helping.

[Peach]

* Peach fucks Kleph dead, with deep fried guinea pig remains *

[MisterBishi]

http://img120.exs.cx/img120/4295/frustration008fd.jpg

[Peach]

If a link to a picture paints a thousand words. Ya-da-da-ya-da-da........

[Bostonmess]

Wouldn't data recovery software help? What was the data? .doc?

[kleph]

the short answer is simply "no"

[Peach]

Let be, be the finale of seem.

[Lina]

Shit Kleph! That sucks arse!! This happened to me the other day when formatting extremely tedious lists of structured finance rating actions (sounds exciting huh!). Lost the entire lot when the program I was using decided to shit itself. I very quietly gathered my belongings and treated myself to a good lunch and a walk. Came back not quite so bitter about the whole experience. I do still have the occassional twitch at the memory, though :)

[kleph]

i was about halfway through transcribing an interview. since it has to be word perfect it is time consuming and tedious to do.

i would throw in the towel but now i have to translate a badly written story about the ecuador/paraguay world cup qualifier game. not fun either.

[kleph]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE WORD "guaraní" MEANS!

[repeat]

Gua·ra·ni P Pronunciation Key (gwär-n)
n. pl. Guarani or Gua·ra·nis
1 A member of a South American Indian people of Paraguay, northern Argentina, and southern Brazil.
2 The Tupi-Guaranian language of this people.
3 The basic unit of money in Paraguay; equal to 100 centimos 2: a member of the South American people living in Paraguay and Bolivia [syn: Guarani] 3: the language spoken by the Guarani people of Paraguay and Bolivia

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=guarani

[thingy]

Gua·ra·ni P Pronunciation Key (gwär-n)
"SHMEEE AGAIN! GAAARN GET FUCKED!"

[kré]

"SHMEEE AGAIN! GAAARN GET FUCKED!"

http://www.crayonline.com/smilies/rofl.gif exactly what i was thinking.

[Marshall77]

Get dodgy software that likes to crash as soon as you finish a big operation with. This will teach you that you must save often and create backup frequently.

It should be a piece of piss this time. Good luck

[kleph]

Get dodgy software that likes to crash as soon as you finish a big operation with. This will teach you that you must save often and create backup frequently.

It should be a piece of piss this time. Good luck


wow, thanks captain obvious. you will be happy to know that i was aware of this and was saving every few minutes or so but it didnt do me any fucking good due to the problem that occured.

[sperm]

I'll just take the fuck thanks........ and while kleph may be a smart kinda guy, and I like to talk to them afterwards; I really dont swing that way - can I exchange him for someone else ? :D

[kleph]

Gua·ra·ni P Pronunciation Key (gwär-n)
n. pl. Guarani or Gua·ra·nis
1 A member of a South American Indian people of Paraguay, northern Argentina, and southern Brazil.
2 The Tupi-Guaranian language of this people.
3 The basic unit of money in Paraguay; equal to 100 centimos 2: a member of the South American people living in Paraguay and Bolivia [syn: Guarani] 3: the language spoken by the Guarani people of Paraguay and Bolivia

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=guarani

translation - i continue to be fucked.

[Tigress]

Mate, I really do feel for you. That has happened to me a few times, strangely enough only just before a deadline!

Just step back from the computer, grab a beer and have a break.

It's only gonna piss you off the more you think about it. Probably just looking at your PC is making it worse!

[gimpieman]

there was a thunderstorm round my place once and me being the busy person i am editing large files of videos and not saving them.

anyways the lightning comes a knocking and powers down the area. at this point i thought: "no biggie cos I'VE got a UPS, it'll save me." so as i proceeded to save i smelt plastic burning toxic smoke and realised my UPS was on fire.

now im a more tolerant person.

[Merudo]

as i proceeded to save i smelt plastic burning toxic smoke and realised my UPS was on fire.



cool

[RedMaN]

i smelt plastic burning toxic smoke and realised my UPS was on fire.
UPS O' Doom!!!! That would have been a sight to see...

From one journo to another... I feel your pain kleph http://www.fastlikesquirrel.com/smilies/throw.gif
Take a chill pill, go fo a walk outside and come back to it in a little while. Hopefully the rage would have subsided by then :)

[kleph]

the chick with big ones i met at the party last week sent me an email later. so it ended up all good in the hood.

[Directed]

Well kleph, I'm glad *I* don't have to retranslate a bunch of crap.

/Hum to myself a happy song while enjoying sunny mild weather in Chicago on a Monday. :)

[Natfu]

ctrl. +. s.
the. end.

(but I do feel for you)

[Chrissy]

ctrl. +. s.
the. end.

(but I do feel for you)

For the love of god read the whole thread before replying!







It's amazing how often I find myself wanting to say that these days

[King_Crud]

wow, thanks captain obvious. you will be happy to know that i was aware of this and was saving every few minutes or so but it didnt do me any fucking good due to the problem that occured.
yeah unfortunately doing saves doesn't work when the problem is the fact you smashed your pc against the wall and thrown it off a five story building