Birthday Bitching

[King_Crud]

It's my birthday today and I've got a final exam for uni :swear: cunts. At least I'm on a week and half holiday afterwards. I think i failed my other course though so i will have to repeat it, urgh. :mad: Oh well, at 1:10pm I'm getting very pissed :banana:

[Munchkin]

Happy Birthday !

[Asmodeus]

er.. happy birthday?

[HAL]

What the hell! This aint no "bitching or rants" kinda thread! This is front page news!!!!!!!!11111!! Call the admins!!!!

HAPPYYYYY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO

[Asmodeus]

yeha, how many times i get to spank ya?

[StAUG]

Whee! Happy Bday lad.

[MisterBishi]

Happy birthday you old cunt :fag:

[johny_roberts]

Happy B-day dont get too drunk and take advantage of your hand. Ohhhh wait never mind you already take advantage of that get fucking rippped ya cunt

[BtrFly]

Call the admins!!!!



call the locksmith??

hehe happy birthday for yesterday you old fart :D

[s3raph]

My birthday is this sunday, and for some reason I'm not looking forward to it at all.

[King_Crud]

thanks for the messages guys, myself and my uni classmates got very drunk in the rocks, then went for tapas then went to cheers and scruffys for some unkown reason. My g/f tells me i was quite the spectacle. Oh and we drank the tapas bar out of beer.

Happy b'day for sunday s3raph, us aries rock

[Iroquois]

I've had just about enough of birthdays. Big fricking deal, why don't you ring me any other day of the year and see how I'm going then.

People get silently annoyed when you don't buy them what they wanted, people get more annoyed when you actually miss their birthday (omg!1), tell their significant other, gossip, and maybe intentionally miss yours to "get back" at you.

Come around, have a beer, lets catch up. Screw whenever I was born. I'm here 364.25 other days, too.

Meh.

edit: Hey, that felt good. I'm settling in here, already. :ha:

[Bambi]

Happy birthday, I've been having birthday drinks for you since I got home from work at 8pm. It's been a good birthday, I'm feeling pretty cheery.

[King_Crud]

I've had just about enough of birthdays. Big fricking deal, why don't you ring me any other day of the year and see how I'm going then.

People get silently annoyed when you don't buy them what they wanted, people get more annoyed when you actually miss their birthday (omg!1), tell their significant other, gossip, and maybe intentionally miss yours to "get back" at you.

Come around, have a beer, lets catch up. Screw whenever I was born. I'm here 364.25 other days, too.

Meh.

edit: Hey, that felt good. I'm settling in here, already. :ha:
my family gets pissed off when they ask me what i want for my b'day and i say i don't want anything. Then when i do make a suggestion they don't like what i want. Doesn't matter, my girlfriend was stuck with the options of a new putter, an australian soccer jersey, or a Roger Ramjet dvd, she didn't like any of them but got me the putter

[dozer]

good work matey, congrats on being old

[Tigress]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

What kind off fucked up uni has a final exam in March?!?

[and3w]

Happy fucking birthday wishes are winging there way to cuntsville. y'old bastard, ye

Oh, and have a fap, abeer & a bacon sandwich on me mate (not neccesarily all at once, but bacon grease makes a damn fine lubricant and your dog will give you a FIIIIINE bj if you use it!)

[King_Crud]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

What kind off fucked up uni has a final exam in March?!?
Macquarie uni masters program, we started at the beginning of feb.

My sister got me the Roger Ramjet dvd. Did you know there's 11 hours of Roger Ramjet goodness

[FuncowK]

On my last birthday, I lost my wallet, and got kicked in the nuts.

This year, I'm happy settling for just a kick in the nuts.

[Tigress]

On my last birthday, I lost my wallet, and got kicked in the nuts.

This year, I'm happy settling for just a kick in the nuts.

When's your birthday? I'm happy to give you a kick in the nuts, especially if it's a birthday wish...