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Davo_Dinkum
29-03-2005, 08:06 PM
Ok, about 1 year ago I bought my computer off a fellow. He didn't include windows XP which he should have.

So I used a "not.so.legal" copy of it from my mate, Sean A.

Which I installed service pack 1a on.

The system worked like a dream until about 3 weeks ago, when I had so much spyware and useless software that I decided there was no choice but to reformat.

So I asked Sean A for the install discs again. He had lent them to his other mate who had then lost them. :swear:

So I searched around for the next week until I found that my other mate, Sean B, had another "not.so.legal" copy.

So I reformatted and used Sean B's Discs.

These seemed to work until I attempted to install Service Pack 1a.
About half way through the install process an error occured.

It alerted me to the fact that the CD Key used to install XP was invalid *of course it was, it was not.so.legal*

And without Service Pack 1a installed i can not connect to bigpond.net.au

So current situation:

not.so.legal Windows XP installed on computer.
Unable to install Service Pack 1a *which is needed for internet access*
And no legal copy of XP.

My current options:

Go back to fuckhead who sold me computer and demand a copy of XP or i dob the fucker in for it and everything else in his house.

or

Buy my own copy of XP *which I have no money for*

Suggestions?

TK-421
29-03-2005, 08:12 PM
Download an XP image from a torrent or kazaa lite or somewhere else. Or get a rego key from someone else.

berserk
29-03-2005, 08:28 PM
The seller being asian is relevant how?

Pictures
29-03-2005, 08:43 PM
what kind of a computer user doesn't have several different copies of XP just lying about the place? you fucking fail it, dude. FAIL IT. YFI. fail it in so many ways. i am sure there are girls with more copies of windows than you have

also here is a child having sex with a kitten, which is a remarkable analogy for how your failing it is fucking you in the ass right now. sorry for all the typing guys.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/ohwhatever/1112076326146.gif

Davo_Dinkum
29-03-2005, 09:01 PM
Pictures, go rape your cat mate.

You know that baby and cat pr0n turns you on.

Thyraeus
29-03-2005, 09:12 PM
"not.so.legal" = "not.so.good"

You get what you pay for...

Davo_Dinkum
29-03-2005, 09:29 PM
I realise this, however i have f*ck all cash. And the bastard I bought it off should have given me XP. Me being a stupid young cunt did not notice this.

void*
29-03-2005, 09:33 PM
I N S T A L L L I N U X

I have, and I haven't looked back. In fact, you can run most things you run under windows with Linux, and if you can't then you probably don't need it. I'm a short compile away from WoW running on my box.

Try Fedora Core 3, or Suse. If you are a newbie, Suse is good, as it comes pre-installed with WINE to run all your undoubtably not.so.legal copies of Microsoft and Adobe products. Suse also pretty much works outta the box, with most stuff pre-installed.
[Yes, this means I have tried many distros. Suse worked the best for me. Let the flaming begin]
Download me, you know you want to... (http://www.suse.com)
Check the application DB link to see what you can run... (http://www.winehq.org)
You never use all the features of MS Office anyway (http://www.openoffice.org)
Games, and they are free, as in BEER (http://www.happypenguin.org)
And all sorts of other stuff that works, sorta (http://www.freshmeat.org)

Davo_Dinkum
29-03-2005, 09:38 PM
I have Linux running on a shitty old Power Mac down in my garage. He he.

Actually pretty good, considering the machine's capabilities.

void*
29-03-2005, 09:42 PM
E-Bay is your friend. Just don't expect more than one activation out of the poofta.

KrisEz
29-03-2005, 09:49 PM
i used to be like you.

i had "that" copy of xp.

since then i have come by a legal copy, and ive never looked back. when it says :Check your serial number to download update? you say Yes please.

Buy it. Get your parents to buy it.
also im telling microsoft on you.

ps baby and kitten porn? 2 thumbs up

Davo_Dinkum
29-03-2005, 09:58 PM
He he. Ebay is indeed my friend. One of my best friends.

I think i am going to have to buy myself a legit copy.

F*cking Bill Gates, rich fuck.

druid
29-03-2005, 10:01 PM
Moved.

banga
29-03-2005, 11:45 PM
theres heaps of dls of sp2 wich can include sp1 , on kazzaa it also ahs a "activation " thing you can use have a look on some one elses comp

DOGG
30-03-2005, 01:42 AM
The reason your XP doesn't work is because you used a cd-key which was blacklisted in SP1. All you need to do is change the key. I've made a guide in the special forum for this very thing. I will PM you.

lostreality
30-03-2005, 01:57 AM
sell your current m/c and buy a decent computer like a Mac.