It was my 20th birthday on the 26th of march [Archive]

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djgcorporation

30-03-2005, 08:30 PM

I feel like an old sack of shit. I am no longer a teenager. I remember thinking it's so sad that over 20 year olds look up "teen porn" and now it doesn't seem as harsh as before.

I'm constantly going to parties where the majority of people there are under 20 years old and i feel like an utter loser because the age difference in appearence is getting more noticable.

I am old now and i have done nothing. I am half way to 40. i have used up 20% of my life assuming i live to 100.

I want to die.

THE END.

Hairyman

30-03-2005, 10:11 PM

Congratulations, keep up the ageing.

kré

30-03-2005, 10:22 PM

cheer up emo kid

lostreality

30-03-2005, 10:26 PM

you are 1 year younger than me, you are making me sound older.

twat.

King_Crud

30-03-2005, 10:28 PM

you are not old ya fucking whinger. I turned 28 yesterday, now that's old. Fucking kids today, have it so easy, ungrateful etc etc etc

Chocoholic

31-03-2005, 10:26 AM

I want to die.

Do us all a favor?

20 is a great age to be, stop your bitching

The Cunt

31-03-2005, 10:41 AM

Congratulations, keep up the whinging.

Sutter

31-03-2005, 10:52 AM

:rolleyes:

ShinymetalASS

31-03-2005, 10:55 AM

I wouldnt be a fucking teenager again. No way.

It just gets better as you get older.

20 was a fucking year and a half... it was brilliant....

StygiaN

31-03-2005, 11:36 AM

lol sutter, that reminds me of the office where gareth is telling tim how to cut his own neck, "get behind the windpipe and pull down" lol

Happy 20th Birthday DJG!! :)

Wait until you get to 25... Hehe!

FuncowK

01-04-2005, 03:15 AM

Teen porn.

That's where it's at!!

Asmodeus

01-04-2005, 03:22 AM

well happy birthday all you old farts

heh, you feel old? wait till you hit 30.

couldn't fucking pay me enough to be 20 again.. not having money sucked.

polite

01-04-2005, 03:25 AM

This would have to be the most puerile thread EVAR in 'Bitching & Rants'.

TheMightyPhill

01-04-2005, 03:30 AM

If you were 25 and having a quarter life or 30 and feeling like you had missed the boat or 40 and blah blah, I would say something supportive, at 20 though, you have not yet the right to complain.

minorproblem

01-04-2005, 03:31 AM

http://tinypic.com/2iumc4

Directed

01-04-2005, 04:58 AM

I don't get people who bitch about getting older. Do they prefer the alternative? If so, why are they alive and bitching?

Affi

11-04-2005, 08:53 AM

Oh god, you need to speak to my eldest daughter. She has been whinging for the last 3months about turning 20 in June.