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The Cunt
07-04-2005, 01:12 AM
I want to a whinge and a bitch about the WoWsers cunting up the "Latest Threads" on the mainpage.

I click on these interesting headings and find myself knee deep in something akin to D&D shit.

And then I end up reading the whole stinking thread.

Cunts.

I know there's plenty more bones to pick. But I'll leave that for other brave souls to join me in my anti-WoW quest. I know you're out there, I had a rant and rave elsewhere and got rep for it. And was encouraged to take it further.

And if you're a WoWser then don't even bother reading this thread. You may be tempted to make a post. And then it'll just turn ugly.

WoWsers go here (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=39781).
The rest of you read on.

WoW Hater List
Name: The Cunt
Reason: Whenever I click on a link in the LATEST THREADS box and it just so happens to go to a WoW thread it adds one point of hate to my cause. If it happens three times in a row multiply that fury by 100.

Name: Moses
Reason: The capitalisation on the second W is completely :fag:

dozer
07-04-2005, 01:22 AM
http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=31670

rosamund
07-04-2005, 01:24 AM
It's so true.

Almost all of the really interesting thread titles have been pretty damn misleading recently.

'Rules of looting' being probably the best/worst example.

The Cunt
07-04-2005, 01:29 AM
The Cunt[/B] Who Wishes To Remain Anonymous]I'm not getting involved, I'm just gonna sit back and watch! You DO know that Pirate is a WoWer, don't you???

Thanks for the 7 rep points!

Yes, I'm well aware that Pirate is a WoWser (WoWser has a nice ring to it over WoWer don't you agree?).

He also begged me to keep parading around with his youthful mug in my avatar too.

Okay, so he didn't beg, but he was a little upset that I changed it. Kind of like being dumped by your girl/boyfriend in Year 8 at High School. It hurts like hell but you will one day get over it.

Or return in a few weeks and shoot her with a crossbow.

I asked him nicely to threaten legal action against me to stop from using his image and being a right proper cunt. But he outright refused.

So I take that as my mandate... hehe, i said MAN... DATE... to go out and be a right proper pain in the arse and act like a caged monkey. Throwing faeces at the lab assistants, just because I can.

So who's with me!!!

No one?

Ya pack of sad cunts.

Thyraeus
07-04-2005, 01:31 AM
Absolutlety agreed.......WoW....more like WTF?

The Cunt
07-04-2005, 01:37 AM
http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=31670

My apologies, but no one sent me the memo on that one.

I've checked the thread and while it started strongly it quickly ran off the rails and fled into obscurity.

I want this thread to be strong and bold. With poignant quotes and longwinded diatribes.

And the odd confession from the occasional WoW addict who tells us how it's ruined their life, their marriage, their friendships and how it got them sacked from 60K+ jobs because they couldn't live for a couple of hours without an online hit or a peak at the Zgeek WoW forum.

SOC
07-04-2005, 01:40 AM
I got sacked from a $75k job because of ZGeek, but that's a whole nother story...

Jaz
07-04-2005, 01:47 AM
Wow isnt a game.

Chatting is not a skillz roflol

Asmodeus
07-04-2005, 02:06 AM
welcome to the wonderful world of addictive personalities and obsessive compulsives.

The Cunt
07-04-2005, 02:10 AM
welcome to the wonderful world of addictive personalities and obsessive compulsives.

Who? Us or Them?

And I'm keeping an eye on that Rosamund. "Captain Wow" indeed.

hazza
07-04-2005, 02:16 AM
wow's as gay as bishi and blunt w/ a bucken of chicken


nuff said


:fag: :fag:

iaidoka
07-04-2005, 02:25 AM
reading threads takes away from valuable mob killing time

Asmodeus
07-04-2005, 02:48 AM
thats gayer than that time I had sex with a man.

wow just scared me sometimes.. there are waaay too many freaks and not enough circuses there.. seems like its always been that way.

gooey
07-04-2005, 11:24 AM
the predominace of wow threads is more gay than a giant pile of men fucking...

Afro88
07-04-2005, 11:49 AM
When someone says "wow", I used to think of progressive house/trance DJ's Way Out West.

Now I just think of :fag:'s

Sodapop
07-04-2005, 12:07 PM
Now look.

I have nothing against video games as a thing, but when there are perfectly good forums being slowly invaded by said games, there is a problem. Im sure that this game is fun and all...but... I jut cant see it.

I think I am old and jaded. Or perhaps I just dont bong on enough to get enjoyment out of it.

PAH to WoW.

ShinymetalASS
07-04-2005, 12:21 PM
I fart in your general direction :D

The Cunt
07-04-2005, 12:25 PM
The saddest thing is most of these people are cutting back on masturbation just so they can spend more time on WoW.

imp
07-04-2005, 12:39 PM
I masturbate just as much as I used to thankyou very much.

excalibur
07-04-2005, 12:53 PM
I'll just stick to planetside. When I get adsl back that is.

gunsella
07-04-2005, 01:03 PM
WoW is like so dumb and all the people that play it are like so dumb.







(how much is it? do you have any in stock?)

BlueBoy
07-04-2005, 01:14 PM
Tampons are sold in aisle 2.

StygiaN
07-04-2005, 01:24 PM
Have you tried it yet? It really is that good. Besides, these are geek forums. It's not like we have taken of the vogue forums or anything....

ShinymetalASS
07-04-2005, 01:33 PM
You're such a geek dave.

I heard that you dont dance, you just type '/me dances' repeatedly.

:D

Afro88
07-04-2005, 01:35 PM
Have you tried it yet? It really is that good. Besides, these are geek forums. It's not like we have taken of the vogue forums or anything....

I don't want to try it. Games should be recreational, not life consuming. All you wowers only post in the wow forums now, with the occasional i confess detailing that you can't play wow or you want to go home from work to play wow or something. You guys used to :cool:, now all you do is talk about wow.

Tell me this - when wow shuts down, or the internet breaks and you have to face reality again, what way will it have positively affected your life situation? How can you possibly live your life if you're constantly trying to escape it?

StygiaN
07-04-2005, 01:37 PM
Cool. To each their own Afro. What do you like to do in your free time? Because what ever it is I am not going to pass any judgement on you about it.

To answer your question, I could give up anytime. I just don't want to. I enjoy getting home from work. Jumping on WoW, killing some demons, chatting to the other zgeekers in there and doing all that stuff. Beats planting oneself infront of the television. Plus no one says you can't have a beer and play at the same time.

SMA: I am waiting for them to introduce /breakdance :)

SmaSheD_CoW
07-04-2005, 01:41 PM
I don't want to try it. Games should be recreational, not life consuming. All you wowers only post in the wow forums now, with the occasional i confess detailing that you can't play wow or you want to go home from work to play wow or something. You guys used to :cool:, now all you do is talk about wow.

Tell me this - when wow shuts down, or the internet breaks and you have to face reality again, what way will it have positively affected your life situation? How can you possibly live your life if you're constantly trying to escape it?

Are you stupid? WoW is the best game in the history of the world!

Afro88
07-04-2005, 01:43 PM
Cool. To each their own Afro. What do you like to do in your free time?

Write music, mix music, go for a ride, go out with friends, post on zgeek/other forums etc. Like you said, to each their own. I don't want to start playing a game that will quickly become an addiction that doesn't stop - there's no end to WoW. I've got an addictive personality, and I know that no matter how gay I think "+7/-4 this or that" sounds, I would probably become addicted to WoW, hence I avoid it.

I just don't want zgeek to be more about WoW than anything else geek.

Afro88
07-04-2005, 01:45 PM
Are you stupid? WoW is the best game in the history of the world!

Fuck you farm boy!

gunsella
07-04-2005, 01:46 PM
and in what way does making music positively affect your life?


:D btw reason 3 and i are collectively ON FIRE!

ShinymetalASS
07-04-2005, 01:47 PM
SMA: I am waiting for them to introduce /breakdance :)


I want /pole dance

SamBo
07-04-2005, 01:49 PM
I play wow, and very rarely post in the wow forum. whoop de fucking do dah.

It seems that the only people who bitch about WoW are those who have never played it....

StygiaN
07-04-2005, 01:51 PM
I just don't want zgeek to be more about WoW than anything else geek.

It's not anything you really have any control over, but I understand. That's why we have our own forum. There seriously isn't that much WoW talk going on elsewhere.

BtrFly
07-04-2005, 01:53 PM
its their own little community. however when it starts to pervade their time, and not allowing them to do OTHER geeky things, thats when i start to get worried :p haha

otherwise each to their own :D

by the way, i prefer to be online to watching television. in general i watch <1hour a day... other than that i read, listen to music, go for rides on my motorbike, talk to people. ;)

SmaSheD_CoW
07-04-2005, 01:54 PM
Fuck you farm boy!

Don't bring my rural upbringing into this argument, you pigfucker.

Afro88
07-04-2005, 01:58 PM
It's not anything you really have any control over, but I understand. That's why we have our own forum. There seriously isn't that much WoW talk going on elsewhere.

It's slowly creeping in though. I can't surf zgeek for 10-15mins without running into something WoW related. But ah well - playing WoW is your problem, reading about WoW is my problem. I'll get over it sooner or later.

dwarfthrower
07-04-2005, 01:58 PM
I prefer to sit in a dark corner and mumble to myself

StygiaN
07-04-2005, 01:59 PM
Here is a screenshot of Stygian, level 50 paladin, looking over the corpses of two Skeletal Flayers. Just for you, The Cunt! :)

Afro88
07-04-2005, 02:00 PM
Don't bring my rural upbringing into this argument, you pigfucker.

Pigfucker? Pigfucker?! Well even though I'm not, I'd still take a pig over your mum, you incestuous rurally upbrought WoWergeek!

sperm
07-04-2005, 02:05 PM
I read the WoW threads with mixture of amusement and pity.

They remind me of the days I used to be heavily into MUDs, although the addiction seems far stronger....

But I do agree they clutter up the front page when the majority of users here dont really understand whats going on, and MUCH MUCH worse, when a non-wowser makes some humourous comment and gets shouted out and spurned :rolleyes:

SmaSheD_CoW
07-04-2005, 02:06 PM
Pigfucker? Pigfucker?! Well even though I'm not, I'd still take a pig over your mum, you incestuous rurally upbrought WoWergeek!

HAHAHAH YOU JUST SAID YOU'D FUCK A PIG. PIGFUCKER! PIGFUCKER! PIGFUCKER!

Afro88
07-04-2005, 02:09 PM
HAHAHAH YOU JUST SAID YOU'D FUCK A PIG. PIGFUCKER! PIGFUCKER! PIGFUCKER!

OzMG I CAN TIPE IN KAPZ!!!1!!

Well, no, I said I wouldn't fuck a pig, but I still think it would be better than fucking your mum.

ShinymetalASS
07-04-2005, 02:10 PM
I love WoW for the same reason I love D&D...

I played (and still play) IRL D&D for years. And LOTR Risk as well..... WoW is just another way of getting into it. And yes, I read MANY fantasy books, so I'm right into elves and dragons and magic and quests and shit.

Each to their own.

Though surely no one can dispute the sexiness of a dark elf ranger (night elf hunter).

Afro88
07-04-2005, 02:32 PM
and in what way does making music positively affect your life?


:D btw reason 3 and i are collectively ON FIRE!

:cool:

[almost missed that post among the wow static]

SmaSheD_CoW
07-04-2005, 02:35 PM
OzMG I CAN TIPE IN KAPZ!!!1!!

Nice life, I think your special ed teacher is calling you.

Afro88
07-04-2005, 02:46 PM
Nice life, I think your special ed teacher is calling you.

Yeah, he wants me to stop playing WoW so I can get a life, but I told him I'd rather take orders from a level 5 mage than him. He then proceeded to touch me in my naughty area, but then I woke up in a wet bed.

Oh hang on, that was your story! :aah:

SamBo
07-04-2005, 02:59 PM
It's not anything you really have any control over, but I understand. That's why we have our own forum. There seriously isn't that much WoW talk going on elsewhere.
except for in threads like this..... :rolleyes:

excalibur
07-04-2005, 03:04 PM
Now now children, there is no need for the name calling....

BtrFly
07-04-2005, 03:06 PM
honestly if you dont like the thread - DONT READ IT! it is an expression of free will, and free thought, and last time i checked that was allowed, at least in australia.

so if you dont like that, or dont have anything CONSTRUCTIVE to add. dont bother... hows dem apples?

Blink
07-04-2005, 03:19 PM
WoW looks quite cool and I wouldn't mind trying it out...the only thing is it seems to take up a *lot* of peoples time. Might be alright for you single-porn-watching-heavy-drinking-pirate-shagging geeks, but I think my missus would divorce me if I spent 4 hours every night online playing a game...

Serpent_Girl
07-04-2005, 03:42 PM
I don't mind any of the WOW threads/comments...it just doesn't bother me. I can understand their obsession and am considering getting it myself (Goodbye spare time!!) But even if I didn't like the game they do have their own forum and the majority of posts are kept in there, so as long as it doesn't leak into other threads toooo much, I'm perfectly alright with it.

SmaSheD_CoW
07-04-2005, 03:45 PM
Yeah, he wants me to stop playing WoW so I can get a life, but I told him I'd rather take orders from a level 5 mage than him. He then proceeded to touch me in my naughty area, but then I woke up in a wet bed.

Oh hang on, that was your story! :aah:

nice story, PIGFUCKER.

dwarfthrower
07-04-2005, 03:47 PM
I think my missus would divorce me if I spent 4 hours every night online playing a game...

Mine would smack me over the back of the head with a length of 4x2 and say "do the friggin dishes"... "let me have a go"... Then we'd both end up addicted.

Megabyte
07-04-2005, 03:57 PM
Mine would smack me over the back of the head with a length of 4x2 and say "do the friggin dishes"... "let me have a go"... Then we'd both end up addicted.
Ahh, the story of nex and I. :p
He and I sit next to one another playing/chatting, so he needs not worry about getting abused for playing for so long.

dwarfthrower
07-04-2005, 04:00 PM
Ahh, the story of nex and I. :p
He and I sit next to one another playing/chatting, so he needs not worry about getting abused for playing for so long.

Yes, but unlike you and nex... Deb and I have a pair of rambunctious toddlers that demand our attention - usually at least one of us has to act responsibly at any given time. :(

Megabyte
07-04-2005, 04:02 PM
Yes, but unlike you and nex... Deb and I have a pair of rambunctious toddlers that demand our attention - usually at least one of us has to act responsibly at any given time. :(
*pats*
That's the joy of being 18. ;) No kidlets to interrupt my gaming.

StygiaN
07-04-2005, 04:07 PM
You have to get her playing with you Blink :)

Serpent_Girl
07-04-2005, 04:12 PM
You have to get her playing with you Blink :)

I confess we would hope for his sake that she would already be doing that..

gooey
07-04-2005, 04:33 PM
I prefer to sit in a dark corner and play with myself

Fixed.

MisterBishi
07-04-2005, 04:34 PM
Hey stygian does your character have a digital camera yet?

Necron
07-04-2005, 04:47 PM
Hi, My name Is Aaron and I am a WoW addict. I guess it started as a general craving to play the game and get that sweet sweet levelup, but soon turned to pure addiction and found myself playing for well over 12 hours straight. Fortunately my account payment for the second month did not go through and my account was suspended pending payment so I was forced to quit cond turkey...blah blah blah.

It does get a little annoying seeing the front page filled with Wow threads but all in all, doesnt really bother be all that much. but that is life. So many people like the game.

True story.

Blink
07-04-2005, 05:07 PM
You have to get her playing with you Blink :)

Her idea of playing a computer game is solitaire...poor thing, it's almost like a handicap. Although I did get her to participate in a multiplayer Call of Duty game once, and taunted one of my mates when she fragged him.

Blink
07-04-2005, 05:08 PM
I confess we would hope for his sake that she would already be doing that..

Depends on what kind of game you're talking about :)

minorproblem
07-04-2005, 05:14 PM
honestly if you dont like the thread - DONT READ IT! it is an expression of free will, and free thought, and last time i checked that was allowed, at least in australia.

so if you dont like that, or dont have anything CONSTRUCTIVE to add. dont bother... hows dem apples?
I confess i have an addictive personality and when you clutter up the forums with WoW threads i am forced to read them, you bastard. =p

Afro88
07-04-2005, 05:14 PM
nice story, PIGFUCKER.

You're just jealous :fag:

.... Damn.

[by the way, how did the cs comp go? You guys kick everyone's asses again?]

BtrFly
07-04-2005, 05:34 PM
I confess i have an addictive personality and when you clutter up the forums with WoW threads i am forced to read them, you bastard. =p
dont blame me! i am not on the WoW threads! :p

Al
07-04-2005, 05:36 PM
I understand about the clutter of zgeek with WoW threads, but this is a geek site is it not? If we wanna talk about WoW that's our perrogative.

I like it, think it's a great game and play it in my spare time. Yeah so i have a lot of spare time and sometimes stay up late playing. Not to different from when I sit up drinking and watching videos...

I get out plenty and do all the shit i want, and i play WoW on those nights i can't be stuffed doing anything else...

StygiaN
07-04-2005, 06:27 PM
Hey stygian does your character have a digital camera yet?

He does. It's the Print Screen button....

imp
07-04-2005, 06:32 PM
I understand about the clutter of zgeek with WoW threads, but this is a geek site is it not? If we wanna talk about WoW that's our perrogative.

I like it, think it's a great game and play it in my spare time. Yeah so i have a lot of spare time and sometimes stay up late playing. Not to different from when I sit up drinking and watching videos...

I get out plenty and do all the shit i want, and i play WoW on those nights i can't be stuffed doing anything else...
Here Here!! Let's not let this turn into a "All you people who play WoW have no life" thread :D

dozer
07-04-2005, 06:55 PM
sitting in front of a pc 24/7 is not a life, you use a pc all day at work and cant wait to get home to one?

StygiaN
07-04-2005, 06:58 PM
I wish I was as cool as you dozer :)

brentwahn
07-04-2005, 07:03 PM
sitting in front of a pc 24/7 is not a life, you use a pc all day at work and cant wait to get home to one?

Tell me about it! I say that to myself the whole ride home... "Here I am, running home from work, in front of a PC all day, to get in front of a PC all night"

My main concern is my eyesight. And I thought masturbation made you cross-eyed...

Necron
07-04-2005, 07:04 PM
I think we all need a common goal again...like that time those girlies came on down to zgeek to give us a good lesson. or even good ol' Sun0l.

dozer
07-04-2005, 07:08 PM
I wish I was as cool as you dozer :)

you have my sympathy, im just waiting for the WOW dating forum

"night elf seeks strong, handsome warrior for occasional quests and companionship, must be muscular and wield a +5 rod"

Thyrd
07-04-2005, 07:10 PM
If you princesses took time away from dealing with heavy flow periods and posting "OMG h8 WoW!!111" and did some research you'd discover that using vBulletin you can set access flags for individual users.
If you don't like the WoW forums ask an Admin to remove access to it. It won't show up on the forums index or when searching for new posts.

How about being fucking proactive for once?

Wow, what an Idea! Perhaps.....nope it'll never work. They love bitching about it as much as we like playing it.

imp
07-04-2005, 07:16 PM
you have my sympathy, im just waiting for the WOW dating forum

"night elf seeks strong, handsome warrior for occasional quests and companionship, must be muscular and wield a +5 rod"
BWahahahaha +rep :D Classic
I always said Night Elves were there for people who wanted to look pretty :p

Necron
07-04-2005, 07:22 PM
Night elves are from venus, orc's are from mars. god my life is sad.

The Cunt
07-04-2005, 07:52 PM
you have my sympathy, im just waiting for the WOW dating forum

"night elf seeks strong, handsome warrior for occasional quests and companionship, must be muscular and wield a +5 rod"

I think you're onto something!

www.wowscore.com?
www.wowmatesworld.com?
www.adultwowfinder.com?

Hired Goon
07-04-2005, 08:05 PM
I have WoW, and played it a lot. But I don't think it's the best game ever, and that's sorta what I hate about it. Well, more that people go on and on how it's the best game ever. It's good for sure, but I find it remarkably one dimensional. Kill stuff, get xp points, get money, buy stuff, kill more stuff and repeat.

Add that:
1. You have to put stacks of hours in to get anywhere, and yet still get nowhere
2. It costs 15 bucks a month to keep playing
3. There's always a bunch of hardcore uber-nerd knobs who feel the need to be as humanly annoying as possible when grouping.
4. 1337 speak. I hate it.

Just seems to me the hype is somewhat unjustified. It's just another game as far as I'm concerned...

The Cunt
07-04-2005, 10:27 PM
http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/WoWsers.jpg

DestRuct0r
07-04-2005, 10:41 PM
Check out my Level 5 Human Warrior with a +5 Hot Thermos - I love this game

:p

haiironezumi
07-04-2005, 10:49 PM
Is it possible to just remove the WoW forum from the newest threads script thing?

SOC
07-04-2005, 10:52 PM
more gay than a giant pile of men fucking...
Now I don't think I've ever seen anything gayer than that. Well, not since I left Sydney - some of those LANs were getting VERY gay indeed. :rolleyes:

excalibur
07-04-2005, 10:57 PM
[snip]remarkably one dimensional. Kill stuff, get xp points, get money, buy stuff, kill more stuff and repeat.

Add that:
1. You have to put stacks of hours in to get anywhere, and yet still get nowhere
[snip]

They are the reasons I am not getting started.

What happens when you have 1/2 an hour to kill?? there's no point logging into WoW, cause that 1/2 hour would achieve dick all. If I am paying a subscription to a game, I want to get the most playtime out of it as possible, including those times when you have 1/2 an hour to kill, so get in a game and have instant action. To me, that just doesn't happen in an RPG. That is the main reason I stick to FPS's.

/me wants planetside and decent interweb to play it on.

Glompbot
07-04-2005, 11:25 PM
Tell me this - when wow shuts down, or the internet breaks and you have to face reality again, what way will it have positively affected your life situation? How can you possibly live your life if you're constantly trying to escape it?

I talk to more people at work because of it (all WoW players).

Also cute aisan on motorbike at work started a conversation with me about it! *swoon*

haiironezumi
07-04-2005, 11:35 PM
Swooning after him, or the bike? :P

Pagey
08-04-2005, 12:34 AM
how much do you guys have to pay to subscribe to wow?

The Cunt
08-04-2005, 01:16 AM
how much do you guys have to pay to subscribe to wow?

Fifteen bucks a month and their soul signed over to Satan written in the blood of their firstborn.

Or so I've been told.

Asmodeus
08-04-2005, 01:23 AM
only a few have done the signing thing. i need more.

females preferrably.

remember ladies, i like my women like i like my coffee.
ground up and in the freezer.

StygiaN
08-04-2005, 01:29 AM
15 green dollars it is. Or 14.95 but whats a nickel between friends....

KrisEz
08-04-2005, 01:48 AM
imagine what you could buy with all that money, and the time spent looking into a computer screen making "virtual" friends.
no, its not GTA thats making antisocial pimple faced square eyes, its warcraft. and whod'a known, i loved warcraft 2. it still is the best warcraft.

Arsozah
08-04-2005, 07:32 AM
I want /pole dance

It's already there: it's /dance with a female nightelf.

Satan
08-04-2005, 09:33 AM
Fifteen bucks a month and their soul signed over to Satan written in the blood of their firstborn.

Or so I've been told.

Red pen is fine people... that blood thing starts to stink up my filing cabinets after a while.

ShinymetalASS
08-04-2005, 10:41 AM
It's already there: it's /dance with a female nightelf.


But the pole??? ...........

It's just not cricket without a pole.

P.s. Tphenis = sexiest night elf ever ;)

And all this time, I thought that hollow feeling inside was just lack of food.

It turns out its lack of life according to this thread :aah:

Blink
08-04-2005, 11:59 AM
i loved warcraft 2. it still is the best warcraft.

Nope Frozen Bone..er..Throne is the best so far...

Asmodeus
08-04-2005, 12:43 PM
But the pole??? ...........

It's just not cricket without a pole.

P.s. Tphenis = sexiest night elf ever ;)

And all this time, I thought that hollow feeling inside was just lack of food.

It turns out its lack of life according to this thread :aah:

heh, i got a pole you can dance on :tits:

Glompbot
08-04-2005, 01:09 PM
Nope Frozen Bone..er..Throne is the best so far...

I liked TFT too...
I bought W3 and TFT expansion... first game I had purchased in years.

StygiaN
08-04-2005, 04:07 PM
heh, i got a pole you can dance on :tits:

Needs to be a bigger pole than that. Hahaha I crack myself up atleast :)

KrisEz
11-04-2005, 01:00 AM
did this thread turn into a WoW thread? RAGE to those who corrupted it. we the pure will purge the "virtual warriors". keep playing, when you get to level 80 friends appear and youll be popular with your peers.
you guys probably play magic the gathering as well.
i wish i could rep myself for being such an upstanding citizen.

rayjayjohnson
11-04-2005, 01:03 AM
they ruin everything. watch them ruin christmas

The Cunt
11-04-2005, 01:55 AM
Justice has been served (http://forums.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=546542&postcount=6).

TheMightyPhill
11-04-2005, 04:05 AM
The Cunt for P.M.... oh, hang on....

Glompbot
11-04-2005, 11:14 AM
they ruin everything. watch them ruin christmas

I would never!

look at me! in wow... standing infront of the christmas tree!

http://turtling.org/pictures/wowchristmas.jpg

rin
11-04-2005, 09:18 PM
SamBo plays WoW of course... I don't think it has had a negative effect on our relationship at all. We still spend time together, and go out together... and do other things couples do :D hehe

I want him to do things he enjoys cos it makes him happy... i know that playing relaxes him and it takes his mind of other things... I never feel like he's not giving me attention or anything like that...

i actually enjoy watching him play (even though i don't play myself).

dozer
11-04-2005, 09:22 PM
I don't think it has had a negative effect on our relationship at all.


i actually enjoy watching him play (even though i don't play myself).

oh dear

rin
11-04-2005, 09:27 PM
well at least they are just playing games... it's not harming anyone or themselves... unless of course, it does cause "real" problems with relationships or work or something then it would be of concern.

Everyone has their own form of escapism... and for many zgeekers it's WoW.
No-one is stopping us from making threads about things we do in our spare time.

Juice Biscuit
11-04-2005, 09:35 PM
Hey, I stay up all night and FAP over the thought of a girl friend that would be happy to watch me play computer games....



Beats the usual god you're no fun, how come you don't wanna go out all the time, does my voice sound whiney when I repeat bitching over and over again, you're just shooting at stuff on the screen I don't know why you wanna spend so much time doing it, why wont you spend time on the phone with me instead of talking to your freinds online, when are you going to do somthing other than play games all day, bet you'd stop playing for sex.... hah, well why should I have sex with you when you don't spend anytime with me.



Sorry I have memories that have combined themselves to one shocking flashback. ;)

dozer
11-04-2005, 09:36 PM
exactly, are there any other girls that enjoy watching their boyfriends play games?

rin
11-04-2005, 09:38 PM
exactly, are there any other girls that enjoy watching their boyfriends play games?
why don't you start a thread about it... :)

polite
11-04-2005, 09:42 PM
exactly, are there any other girls that enjoy watching their boyfriends play games?

I had a girlfriend that used to love watching me play Scrabble.
It's how she learnt how to spell.

dozer
11-04-2005, 09:46 PM
why don't you start a thread about it... :)

any guy that makes you watch him play games doesnt deserve you rin ;)

rin
11-04-2005, 09:54 PM
he doesn't make me watch him play - i choose to. I could do something else or go home rather than watch him - but i enjoy it.
If it was a problem, i'd talk to him about it.

Reprobate
11-04-2005, 11:41 PM
Upon closer inspection it would seem the little WoWzer is pissing on said Christmas tree.

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/xmaspiss.jpg

SamBo
11-04-2005, 11:45 PM
he doesn't make me watch him play - i choose to. I could do something else or go home rather than watch him - but i enjoy it.
If it was a problem, i'd talk to him about it.
I'm such a lucky guy :D
as she said, if it were a problem, we'd talk about it
I like to play WoW. As it is something I do, Rin is curious about it and respects my wishes to play it. She askes me questions about the game as she watches me play it

Juice Biscuit
11-04-2005, 11:51 PM
According to this thread she isn't always able to ask questions......


http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=33237

KrisEz
12-04-2005, 12:11 AM
dont ya just hate it when people cross link and reference like lawyers...
WoW is a game. so is solitaire. noone is complaining when people play hours of solitaire. its not a problem for most people, but where theres existence there will be extremists. sambo, nice catch obviously. rin, dont dirty your fingers with the game, and everyone else, more hateing the game, and less hateing the playas.

Glompbot
12-04-2005, 12:50 AM
exactly, are there any other girls that enjoy watching their boyfriends play games?

I do.

I used to spend ages watching my ex play various games, he did have a spare PC set up for me to use, and I would join in playing BF1942 with him and stuff... but he played grand theft auto (this is a few years back) and I kinda liked the story line, so I watched him play it.

dozer
12-04-2005, 01:01 AM
please add your experience to my thread in general before the desperates that cant find a chick in london derail it.

xdoctor
12-04-2005, 08:33 AM
uhm... nevermind.

SamBo
12-04-2005, 10:02 AM
please add your experience to my thread in general before the desperates that cant find a chick in london derail it.
too late

The Cunt
01-06-2005, 11:36 PM
Is it just me or am I seeing a lot of wow forum posts on the front news page again?

-=[BB]=-
08-06-2005, 07:25 PM
Is it just me or am I seeing a lot of wow forum posts on the front news page again?

Yep, its starting again.

Pagey
08-06-2005, 07:27 PM
yeah, for about a week - really starting to piss me off!!!

sharpie
08-06-2005, 07:28 PM
yeah, for about a week - really starting to piss me off!!!
poor diddums

did the bad elf touch you in the special place?
is that why your afraid of warcraft?

Pagey
08-06-2005, 07:32 PM
poor diddums

did the bad elf touch you in the special place?
is that why your afraid of warcraft?

I will stop complaining if elf_girl touches me in my special place!!

muppet
08-06-2005, 08:18 PM
bout time someone bitched bout WoW

The Cunt
09-06-2005, 01:48 AM
Oh look, there's an interesting thread title. *click*.

WoWzer bullshit...

SHITFUCKENPOOFTERS.

Browser Back Button.

Oh look, there's another interesting thread title. *click*.

WoWzer bullshit...

SHITFUCKENPOOFT-

Repeat ad nauseum.

The Cunt
09-06-2005, 01:52 AM
But seriously, if you're into WoW all you've gotta do is have the WoW Forum open in your browser window and hit refresh every 30 seconds to see the latest updated threads. Because you bastards are prolific with your posts.

Is it on the frontpage due to a technical balls-up, or have a contingent of WoWzers put forward an argument that they want the "Latest Threads" box to be a WoW hack?

The Cunt
13-06-2005, 04:10 PM
Someone suggested that seeing that there's now FOUR WoW forums that there should be an Anti-WoW forum.

http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?p=603766

It wouldn't need a moderator. We could just fling faeces at each other and behave like fucktard primates.

The Cunt
14-06-2005, 02:52 AM
Bishi is the man.

I've stolen his uber chart from over there (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=36642&page=1&pp=15) .

To post right here:
http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/s_graph_thing.PNG

Directed
14-06-2005, 03:17 AM
All Wow Players are Gay and they suck as badly as their game. I'd tell them to stop playing that gay-ass game, but then they'd start showing up to real life things like parties that I go to, and that would make the parties gay as well. Guys, if you play WOW and post about WOW, please put WOW in the thread title so the rest of us know that automatically that thread is GAY and we don't have to read it.

Now add me to Bishi's damn Chart!!

Directed
14-06-2005, 03:18 AM
I'm posting again to emphasize that WOW is stupid and worthless so that Thingy can cry again. ALso so I can have a count of higher than 1 time I made Thingy cry. That makes me more 1337, and I didn't have to play a damn game 6 hours to uplevel so I can kill some pansy demons to do it.

Kez
14-06-2005, 11:45 AM
It's not that I have anything against it, as I did use to play... but the game just shits me now... to tears... it's all WoW WoW WoW WoW WoW WoW WoW WoW WoW WoW WoW WoW WoW WoW WoW at TAFE with all of the gamers...

The other night I cried myself to sleep over it all...

dwarfthrower
14-06-2005, 11:46 AM
/me waits for chart to be available in powerpoint format.

The Cunt
15-06-2005, 01:21 AM
In anticipation for late-night shopping this Thursday I've upgraded my WoW club so I can inflict more damage points.

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/i_hate_wow.jpg

Directed
15-06-2005, 01:25 AM
Lets go farming cunt, so we can become level 50 anti-Wow people.

The Cunt
03-07-2005, 04:37 PM
I found out yesterday that I'm so damned popular I have a horde guild devoted to trying to kill me in PvP as often as possible... consisting mostly of zgeekers. Nice one you fuckwits.
Look whats happened.

WoWzer against WoWzer, mate versus mate.

It's sad, but it had to happen sooner or later.

Civil War has erupted in our beloved WoW forums and I'm proud to say that WE (Wow Enemies) had nothing to do with it.

It's times like this that I'm glad we didn't get our own Anti-WoW forum. Can you imagine if we all started to fight each other and then break into factions and then half leave and decide to take up playing WoW?

rayjayjohnson
03-07-2005, 04:40 PM
fuck WoW. i needed to say it. all WoW player, read my sig.

Afro88
22-07-2005, 05:26 PM
I realise I've posted a few ytmnd links recently, but this one is too good not to share: WoW - Serious Business (http://wowseriousbusiness.ytmnd.com/)

Space Cowboy
22-07-2005, 05:30 PM
I realise I've posted a few ytmnd links recently, but this one is too good not to share: WoW - Serious Business (http://wowseriousbusiness.ytmnd.com/)

WoW :pir8dan:

FuncowK
22-07-2005, 05:39 PM
I aint playing Wow unless I start off with a level 100bajillion nude female elf that has a magic dick which destroys every living thing within 500km's, including those new 1.5 million Chinese Wow arse farmers who should be in the rice fields fighting for Mao Tse Tung instead of clicking 24 hours a day to get that shitty sword and end up killing their best friends over coz they sold it on ebay for a laugh.

The Cunt
27-07-2005, 12:01 PM
Typical WoW porn (http://www.sketkar.com/albums/wow/agamag_nude.sized.jpg) .

The Cunt
27-07-2005, 12:02 PM
More WoW porn (http://www.justgamers.de/kmx/modul_cms/uploads/2005/2/1108566872_26661_original.jpg) .

Directed
03-08-2005, 10:19 AM
I found this typical wow player:
http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/souv.jpg

Directed
03-08-2005, 10:20 AM
I read the wow box the other day:
http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/worldofwarcraftbox3ps.jpg

Vardsy
03-08-2005, 10:27 AM
I would like to sign up for the anti-WOW club - where can I obtain the forms?

The Cunt
03-08-2005, 10:32 AM
Rep+ for bringing these things to my attention.

I probably should post the 'Paladins Suck' pic in this thread.

Now where did I leave it?

sperm
03-08-2005, 11:31 AM
I think the simple way to piss off the WoW threads from appreaing on the latest posts is to make it a closed forum, similar to how the mods get their own forums.

At least it would help me resist the urge to post in those dumb threads, where those humour starved retards cant appreciate someone posting and reflecting on their topics in respect to the real world :rolleyes:

ShinymetalASS
03-08-2005, 11:42 AM
I found this typical wow player:
http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/souv.jpg



HOLY SHIT!

I don't remember you taking a photo of me!

Motherfucker has my number.

[EDIT: I just realised how you can tell this pic is a fake. NO ONE would be happy with being a squishy mage, let alone a super squishy level 15 mage. It should be the grin of a Level 60 Hunter my friends. Or a level 33 teh penis]

Colonel Kurtz
03-08-2005, 12:40 PM
*Drops nuke on WoW forum*

Hope it dislodges it over to the ZGames forum instead.

it would certainly make the Avatarr happy for the traffic

Serpent_Girl
03-08-2005, 01:46 PM
I don't remember you taking a photo of me!


I don't remember you being male?!

:confused:

sperm
03-08-2005, 01:52 PM
I don't remember you being male?!

:confused:

3. Morbid obesity, and the accompanying androgeny


You do know what that means right ?

http://www.forerunner.com/forerunner/X0229_Culture_of_Androgeny.html

Serpent_Girl
03-08-2005, 01:55 PM
Yes, but...not SMA!!

Ahhh, this could make me paranoid!

ShinymetalASS
03-08-2005, 02:20 PM
Yes, but...not SMA!!

Ahhh, this could make me paranoid!


So you can sleep tonight I'm fairly sure I'm female (http://forum.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=523818&postcount=1)

ms edeity
03-08-2005, 02:34 PM
You look like Ed's sister.....and being a sister I'm fairly sure she's female. :p

fenderbasher
03-08-2005, 04:30 PM
So you can sleep tonight I'm fairly sure I'm female (http://forum.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=523818&postcount=1)
GodDAMN! SmA, you're cute as a button! That's what I call a 1000 watt smile!

The Cunt
19-08-2005, 08:09 PM
http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/fuckenwow.jpg

evil
19-08-2005, 08:26 PM
So you can sleep tonight I'm fairly sure I'm female (http://forum.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=523818&postcount=1)
Is it just me, or does Shiny's right b00b seem to be hanging out under that hair?

evil
19-08-2005, 08:29 PM
http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/fuckenwow.jpg
I've lost count of how many times I've popped into zgeek to find the
"Latest threads" box filled with 5 of 5 WoW related shit.

Can't some one start a Z-WoW site or something? Pleaaaase?

The Cunt
19-08-2005, 08:36 PM
Is it just me, or does Shiny's right b00b seem to be hanging out under that hair?
You keep telling yourself that (as you masturbate profusely).

rayjayjohnson
19-08-2005, 09:00 PM
ahhhhh cunt, always bringing a smile to my face.

wow makes my blood boil, and soon i will begin a wowocaust.

Pagey
19-08-2005, 10:52 PM
The Cunt has called for more brothers in arms to put those pathetic :fag:s in their place....

I started by removing some WoW related threads OFF the front page...(here (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=39777) and here (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=39776))

Edit: also fixed the Pamela Anderson newstory (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?p=660648#post660648) to remove fucking WOW shit...

rayjayjohnson
19-08-2005, 11:35 PM
even more fucken wow
http://tinypic.com/attaw9.png

Glompbot
20-08-2005, 01:22 AM
You realise, I am also a news mod, and any posts you move OFF the news page, I can move BACK on?

Oh, and I can edit *all* the posts to have lovely wow related links and icons...



you know, if i was a whiney bitch like you guys seem to be.

hazza
20-08-2005, 01:49 AM
i swear we made a lil thread about this and what what what its happened AGAIN

The Cunt
20-08-2005, 02:00 AM
Oh, and I can edit *all* the posts to have lovely wow related links and icons...
Yeah, that'd be a GREAT idea. :rolleyes:

Juice Biscuit
20-08-2005, 02:04 AM
Guys, guys, wouldn't just turning up at the zmeet and punching pirate in the face for every wow sub forum be a better option.



Its what I was going to do.

excalibur
20-08-2005, 02:07 AM
I just think it's funny how, when I signed up a bit over a year and a half ago, my account was on Zgeek. Bit by bit it seems my account is getting moved to ZWoW without me knowing about it.

/me ponders

The Cunt
20-08-2005, 02:28 AM
Guys, guys, wouldn't just turning up at the zmeet and punching pirate in the face for every wow sub forum be a better option.



Its what I was going to do.
You got ripped off.

I struck a deal with him to punch him in the nutsack.

Moses
20-08-2005, 04:00 AM
WoW Hater List
Name: Moses
Reason: The capitalisation on the second W is completely :fag:

SOC
20-08-2005, 06:18 AM
Hatred is :fag:

rayjayjohnson
20-08-2005, 09:20 AM
+10 arse sucking dmg.

Pagey
20-08-2005, 11:04 AM
I hope you guys appreicated my good work - some people didn't....

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/rep.JPG

evil
20-08-2005, 10:10 PM
You realise, I am also a news mod, and any posts you move OFF the news page, I can move BACK on?

Oh, and I can edit *all* the posts to have lovely wow related links and icons...



you know, if i was a whiney bitch like you guys seem to be.
Errrrr, this isn't a pissing competition. Pagey was 100% right to do what he did.

I lived with the announcements of every bloody new release or patch or whatever of Wow for ages but honestly, how many WoW stories on the homepage over the past few months have been what one would consider "news"? And now, people have started posting WoW into thread titles which means I usually skip them. That's just wrong.

You guys have your own forum. STAY THERE. Or else we'll start posting news stories for each new pron release, or new linux patch, or some other inane crap that will bore the hell out of the zgeek community.

I've lost count of how many times I've said there should be a Z-Wow website. Why not create a Forum on Z-Review?? seems more appropriate than posting to zgeek, especially to the homepage.

MisterBishi
21-08-2005, 12:05 AM
You guys have your own forum. STAY THERE. Or else we'll start posting news stories for each new pron release, or new linux patch, or some other inane crap that will bore the hell out of the zgeek community.


Spot on. http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/4923/iconnod2rz.gif

banga
21-08-2005, 12:13 AM
So you can sleep tonight I'm fairly sure I'm female (http://forum.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=523818&postcount=1)
yup you is fem , what luvly long hair :banana:

Colonel Kurtz
23-08-2005, 03:11 PM
Pity she wasn't in the ZBoobies 2.0

brentwahn
15-09-2005, 02:06 PM
For all you happy little WoW haters out there, the majority of the forums are now on another website!!!!

*cheer*

That means that zGeek is that much more likely to have "reality-related" items in the latest threads section!!!

We can now go (largely) back to hating communists and hippies again!!! YAY!!!

P.S. They're now living at http://addictionguild.com hehe

Afta Image
15-09-2005, 05:09 PM
Yes,

You can all thank the one person who single handed drove all the WoW players from the ZGeek forums.

Funny how your worst enemy can also be your best friend.

BlueBoy
15-09-2005, 05:24 PM
Yes,

You can all thank the one person who single handed drove all the WoW players from the ZGeek forums.

Funny how your worst enemy can also be your best friend.
lolwhat

StygiaN
16-09-2005, 10:27 AM
HAhahahahhaa!!! :) :)