Girls think they're cool because they have tits

[MisterBishi]

but each and every one of them would swap their tits for a cock.

dumb sluts.

[gunsella]

i think i'm cool, i have tits*, but the two are unrelated.







*do man boobs count?

[MisterBishi]

Girls are stupid, arent they gunsella?

[Holster]

I'm no slut, you have to have sex to be a slut.

[Juice Biscuit]

I once saw a chick with tits, does this make them a slut?

[gunsella]

Girls are stupid, arent they gunsella?

i was go into some ramble about generalising about 50% of the population, or how it depends on what day you ask the question.... but after the conversation i had with my g/f this morning, i'll give you the short answer:


yes.




but they have boobs, and i like that.

[Hairyman]

But some people have both (http://www.stilemedia.com/?id=96702) so are they actually cool?

[excalibur]

Girls think they are cool by association. Just because girls have boobies, and boobies are cool, does not, by any strech of the imagination mean the girl that is attached to said boobies is also cool. I think that they need to understand this, the world would be a little less confusing and complicated if they did.

[gunsella]

But some people have both (http://www.stilemedia.com/?id=96702) so are they actually cool?


DUDE! it's sunday morning. was that really necessary?

[Hairyman]

To save the thread I had to destroy the thread.

[MisterBishi]

Guys.

Girls are stupid. Seriously.

[gunsella]

that sounds like girl talk...

hairyman, do you have tits?

[MisterBishi]

Girls smell and they only want cock anyway

[Holster]

Looks like miss bishi is denying mr bishi sexual favours

[Marshall77]

I went out with a girl and she didnt have boobs :( . Well mine were about the same time and that was when i didnt have the manboobs. The moral to my storey loss the bitch and grow your own tits :tits: :D

[Hairyman]

that sounds like girl talk...

hairyman, do you have tits?

No, but the US Air Cav guy who said that might have.

[MisterBishi]

Looks like miss bishi is denying mr bishi sexual favours

Guys I think holster is displaying typical signs of jealousy I suggest you ignore hoster from now on. Ok?

[kré]

girls are like idiots, only stupider.

[MisterBishi]

Like stupid versions of stupid idiots.

We aint buddies we arent partners and we damn sure aint frienda.

[TheMightyPhill]

And they get all the tips / jobs in hospitality (and elsewhere), for doing fuck all but having :tits:.

Oh, I'm so tired.... I've been working since six O'clock can I have another break.... please.....

Time is 6:45. Leans over flashes cleavage, flutters eyelids, picks up tips left on bar for her 15 minutes work and goes and has a well deserved sit down. Later fucks off early cos she is so tired, gets paid for the full shift. Then, whinges about discrimination in the workplace.

If I had a cleavage and girl bits I would be a millionaire by now. Fact.

[rayjayjohnson]

man, so much hate here.

girls are great. i've got no problem with em. i happen to quite like em.

[dozer]

theres trouble brewing in brummieland, its the spring of bishis discontent.

some girls dont even have much tittage at all but still think they are cool, what gives with that?

[FuncowK]

If girls didn't have tits, they'd be bloody useless.. :D

[rosamund]

Girls are usually great, but sometimes they regain consciousness.

[Asmodeus]

only reason women exist is becuase sheep can't cook worth a damn.

i mean, come on now, these are women, they're physically weaker, can't take of fmayonaise lids without help and their right arm is about as useful as a guys left arm. their left arm is so useless all they can do is crook it and hang a purse on it.

and thats besides the whole irrationability thing not to mention pms and that special time of the month where they taste liek a mouthful of pennies down there not to mention the clots.

face it.. never trust anything emotion based that can bleed for a week and still live.

[FuncowK]

If it weren't for chicks, we'd all look like this though.. :fag:

[Kez]

If it weren't for chicks, we'd all look like this though.. :fag:
Correct. Now who wants to look like a french train conductor in life?

[deevil]

and thats besides the whole irrationability thing not to mention pms and that special time of the month where they taste liek a mouthful of pennies down there not to mention the clots.

face it.. never trust anything emotion based that can bleed for a week and still live.

damn, reading this right when i'm putting ketchup on my sausage mcmuffin :(

[Asmodeus]

ketchup on sausage.. you are a poor deviant man..

hot sauce you insensitive clod!

[Salted_Chipmunk]

Looks like miss bishi is denying mr bishi sexual favours

Sprained wrist...... :)

Only joking Bishi, i know you have a little on the side too :p

[deevil]

damn, reading this right when i'm putting ketchup on my sausage mcmuffin :(

I just had to mention that I've eaten a Sausage McMuffin today too... yummy... greasy sausage with ketchup on an english muffin........... :drool:

[ShinymetalASS]

:fag:




:tits:

[ms edeity]

Girls smell and they only want cock anyway

and we have koodies

[r0p3 g1rl]

:tits:

[ShinymetalASS]

and we have koodies


I also heard that we were the three-dimensional incarnation of all that is unholy and perverted in the multiverse, placed here by the iniquitous and malevolent Dark Master to tempt men from their path of righteousness.

:rolleyes:

[Asmodeus]

nah, i did it for the scenery, but unfortunately i messed up and created pms and the english.

[ms edeity]

I also heard that we were the three-dimensional incarnation of all that is unholy and perverted in the multiverse, placed here by the iniquitous and malevolent Dark Master to tempt men from their path of righteousness.

:rolleyes:

And all of this because we want cock.
Muahahaha!!!!!!!!!

[ShinymetalASS]

nah, i did it for the scenery, but unfortunately i messed up and created pms and the english.


Oh me, Oh my, I left pot everywhere.... I knew I shouldn't have smoked that joint on the third day....


I am God, I am a prankster, I am killing Me....

[sperm]

but each and every one of them would swap their tits for a cock.

dumb sluts.
nah, girls dont have to swap their tits for our cocks.

They just use them so they get to play with our cock ! :O

[Plough]

At least when you give birth to a son, you only have to worry about 1 penis.

[Directed]

Girls think they're cool because they have tits

I missed something. Isn't this WHY girls are cool? I mean, can you think of any other reason why they'd be cool? Of course they are cool because they have tits. :cool: :tits:

[Asmodeus]

Oh me, Oh my, I left pot everywhere.... I knew I shouldn't have smoked that joint on the third day....


I am God, I am a prankster, I am killing Me....

i personally think god invented the platypus right after he invented pot

[Asmodeus]

I missed something. Isn't this WHY girls are cool? I mean, can you think of any other reason why they'd be cool? Of course they are cool because they have tits. :cool: :tits:

nah, theres vaginas too. if chicks didnt have either of them, no one would bother talking to 'em

[Sagacious]

boy and girl are showering with their mum when the little girl points to her brother's penis and says 'mummy what's that?' mum answers 'it's a penis darling.' then she points to her own little fanny and says 'and what's this?' mum answers 'that's your vagina darling' then the little boy says to his mum 'will I get a vagina one day?' and mum says 'no darling penises are for boys and vaginas are for girls' the little girl then asks 'can I get a penis?' mum says 'no sweetie penises are for boys and veginas are for girls.' but just then as the kids are getting out of the bath their auntie gives the little girl a towel and says 'but if you grow up and play your cards right you can get to play with hundreds of them!'

[Sagacious]

It's like Billy Coinnoly said...

'Vagina is such a nice sounding word... It sounds like a place you'd go for holidays... relaxing on the sundrenched shores of vagina.'

but boy bits have such shockingly unattractive names like scrotum for example...paraphrasing Billy again....

'We were wading through this swamp and when we got out we had scrotums all over our legs it was terrible we had to burn them off with a cigarette.'

See us boys are discrimnated against by the very language we use.

[ShinymetalASS]

Dunno, the word COCK is pretty damn cool...

and i think you are forgetting words like:

Cunt

Shmoo

Minge

Mutt

and

Muss

not to mention many many others..... :D

[Sagacious]

Dunno, the word COCK is pretty damn cool...

and i think you are forgetting words like:

Cunt

Shmoo

Minge

Mutt

and

Muss

not to mention many many others..... :D

I think Billy was referring to their proper names not slag or vernacular expressions relating to the relevant array of genitals.

But I take your point...don't you think the slang has developed to compensate for the inequities of the proper usage when it comes to referrign to our own gender bits and pieces though?

[ShinymetalASS]

But I take your point...don't you think the slang has developed to compensate for the inequities of the proper usage when it comes to referrign to our own gender bits and pieces though?

I think slang has developed cause its funnier :D

Seriously though.... words like labia, clitoris, vulva, vagina, cervix.... I don't know about anyone else but they aint the most attractive of words to me...

:D

P.s. I think you should come along to Sunnybank this evening, oh fellow 'vegas geeker Sagacious....... and we can discuss further! *hint hint*

[sperm]

less pondering and topic hijacking, more calling girls the cunts they are !! :mad: :spingo:

[Sagacious]

I quite like the sound of 'labia' and 'vagina' and cervix is not something you immediately bring to mind unless referring to ones 'cervix crusher'

as regards Sunnybank can I take a raincheck?

[r0p3 g1rl]

less pondering and topic hijacking, more calling girls the cunts they are !! :mad: :spingo:


but you all love us :tits:

[TK-421]

Girls are dirty cos they get cunt rashes. Don't forget that boobs get saggy anyway.

[sperm]

'love' is just an expression of gratitude when we get to touch girl titties...... so as far as I'm concerned girls can go love(fuck) themselves ! :mad:

stupid sluts all of them.
They dont need it, they just use it to make men that need it do what they want. all girls know how to do that ! :grr:

[Asmodeus]

"making love" what women convince themselves we're doing while we're fucking them.

[Asmodeus]

i dunno..

cervix - sounds like something i might get a perscription for. the new generic name for calais?
labia - sounds like a south american country. next to brazil?
ovary - sounds like the 10th planet or some other greek god.
vagina - sounds like jamacias little known beach district. Come down to vagina, and smell the fresh salty sea
erogenous zone - is that where the passengers embark or disembark?
clitoris - sounds like the some title the grand poobah of those wierd ass elk moose steer, etc clubs have. behold, the all mighty all knowing all powerful George, the main clitoris of the 60th degree!
G-Spot - is that where the G-money homies hang out, or slang for $1000 note?

[sperm]

nice one asmo, tho they are all still far-away lands for me :(

[King_Crud]

if chicks didn't have cunts and tits you'd throw rocks at them.

And when they have cunts you need to punch them in the cunt

class dismissed

[ms edeity]

"making love" what women convince themselves we're doing while we're fucking them.
"orgasming" what men convince themselves we're doing while they're fucking us....

[ms edeity]

and p.s i prefer a good hard fuck than a wussy tender (yawn) making love shmultz anyday

[sperm]

'love' is just an expression of gratitude when we get to touch girl titties...... so as far as I'm concerned girls can go love(fuck) themselves ! :mad:

stupid sluts all of them.
They dont need it, they just use it to make men that need it do what they want. all girls know how to do that ! :grr:
I got this as a message from a female that thinks she is too cool to reply directly here ....


Love is such a sweet thing, Good enough to eat thing, And that's just a-what I'm gonna do ... play with my breasts that is...


dammit if thats not a cruel taunt and proof they are just all evil manipulators ! :spingo:

girls are just uncool :(

[ShinymetalASS]

and p.s i prefer a good hard fuck than a wussy tender (yawn) making love shmultz anyday

And fucking how..... I don't think I've ever referred to it as 'making love'....

I know I've fucked people I've loved.....

But it's still fucking.

:aah:

[Asmodeus]

"orgasming" what men convince themselves we're doing while they're fucking us....

no, the line is:
Q: How can you tell whem a woman is having an orgasm?
A: Who cares?

[ms edeity]

no, the line is:
Q: How can you tell whem a woman is having an orgasm?
A: Who cares?
must spread more before giving it to Asmodeus again... :)

[TheMightyPhill]

Adam and Eve are having a fuck and afterwards Eve dissapears, god comes down and asks "where is Eve?"

Adam says, "We just discovered sex and she is washing her cunt in the river."

God says "FUCK! Now I will never get that smell out of the fish"

They ruined our fish!

[LauraleeBug]

but each and every one of them would swap their tits for a cock.

dumb sluts.


Holy shit, this is like so funny because Android & I just had this conversation last night; y'know late night talk shit:

All chicks wish they had a dick; I sure as hell do (but not necessarily the balls)

All guys WISH they had their own pair of tits (and most likely a pussy) and admit they'd spend all day fondling themselves

BUT: We both (and everybody I know) said for 24 hours or something. Not permananetly!

In 24 hours I'd do 53 different things with that mofo! WOOHOO!

Psych 101: yup, that's pretty much a normal response. One time on America's version of like "The Footy Show" (forgot what it's called) they had this guy on with breast implants to win a bet w/ a few of his friends to the tune of like $50K ea; but he had to not only get 'em; but KEEP THEM IN FOR A YEAR.

Long story short, he wins the bet; but that was 2 1/2 yrs ago. Even his gf says he's bigger than her (B Cup, nothing knockout) but still definetely TITS, k?

Why are they still in? the "Rove" like guy says and he just goes "I dunno, I really like touching 'em!"

True, ask a yank - aired in 2000 I think. Don't remember much anymore, do you guys realise by next summer I'll be in Aussieland for 5 years!!? Time flies when you're doing Jack...... Love it!!!

But for real, Bishi, although we all want a dick; we all rather let youse carry it for us and that's the truth........ :p




Anyway, that's my 2 cents ($0.00AUS; $0.014US) :rolleyes: