How dare you shoot at my mum!!!

[Thyrd]

okay, on the way home from work today I was driving behind my mum. When we were nearly home she turned off and took a back way and I continued along the main road into town. When I got home she pulled in behind me and asked if there was a dent in the passenger side of the car.

I immediately notice a little dent which at the centre looked as if it had been made with a pellet gun (my dad agreed).

She explained to me that when she was turning in to the back roads near our home she heard a bang. She looked around and only saw a woman sitting on her porch drinking some coke.

So I went out driving around town looking for the people who shot at my mum. Didn't find anybody looking suspicious carrying a BB gun around. Lucky for them I didn't find them, otherwise I would have torn them 9 new arseholes and tested them all by beating the living shit out of them!

LITTLE BASTARD FUCKS!!!! :mad:

edit: personally I reckon it was some little fucks with a new toy who thought it would be a good idea to test it on traffic.

[hazza]

:'(

[Cassa]

That's pretty fucking gay dude.

[dilligaf]

I thought some d00d fucked your mum. Quite clearly this is much worse.

Seriously though, I suggest you use the said BB gun on their eyes and penis/breasts if you do catch them. If it can dent metal of cars, plastic surgery with a BB gun would be lots of fun.

[King_Crud]

maybe it was one of those pipe guns. We made them when we were kids but never had the guts do shoot at cars, only this kid Shane who lived up the road. He was a dickhead

[gooey]

maybe it was one of those pipe guns. We made them when we were kids but never had the guts do shoot at cars, only this kid Shane who lived up the road. He was a dickhead


Shane?

[King_Crud]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to gooey again.


Not far wrong. I'd moved into a new neighbourhood and he lived down the road. His family was the povo family of the area, their mum had too many kids and was huuuge, dad was a loser. He made me his friend straight away and as i didn't know anyone else at the time it was good to know someone. After he introduced me to the other kids in the neighbourhood and i'd made friends with them i realised that nobody really liked Shane. It was understandable, he was a dickhead.

We used to throw rocks at him. I think i was about 11 at the time