I'm appalled...

[The Cunt]

I'm appalled... at the frequent use of coarse language on this site.

I'm appalled... at the incorrect use of your instead of you're.

I'm appalled... that people would make reference to "lay a snapper" and I don't know what the fuck it means.

What are YOU appalled at?






It started here (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=33432).

It's similar to this (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=28208). But not quite.

[SOC]

I'm appalled that you consider yourself an Australian - and a Cunting great one at that - yet you don't know what "laying a snapper" is!

[Directed]

I'm appalled... that I waste so much time on this site.
I'm appalled... that rep somehow matters to me.
I'm appalled... that you get more rep from this site on "I confess" and "rep whores" than you do by posting content or adding something interesting to say.

[jambo]

I'm appalled that you don't get 5 rep points for an approved news post.

[johny_roberts]

I'm appaulled that I wasted a good ten seconds reading this thread

[Merudo]

I'm appaulled that I wasted a good ten seconds reading this thread
I'm appalled you and jambo spelt appalled wrong, even though it was spelt correctly eight times before your posts

[johny_roberts]

I'm appalled you and jambo spelt appalled wrong, even though it was spelt correctly eight times before your posts

I'm appalled that I copied and pasted appaulled from Jambo to save time and energy only to find that appaulled is spelt appalled and not appaulled even though appaulled is close to appalled.

[Merudo]

I'm appalled that I copied and pasted appaulled from Jambo to save time and energy only to find that appaulled is spelt appalled and not appaulled even though appaulled is close to appalled.
I'm appalled that I made an effort to point that out to you

:D

[TK-421]

I'm appalled that you are all so appalled at the appalling state of this appalling site.

[thingy]

I'm appalled... at the incorrect use of your instead of you're.
If you ever see me using the wrong variant of your/you're or there/their/they're, please point it out or neg rep me or something. I know the difference, I always think the right one, but I've noticed sometimes my fingers type the wrong one. It's only been something that has started happening recently, I'd prefer to break the habbit before it becomes too natural.

[TK-421]

If you ever see me using the wrong variant of your/you're or there/their/they're, please point it out or neg rep me or something. I know the difference, I always think the right one, but I've noticed sometimes my fingers type the wrong one. It's only been something that has started happening recently, I'd prefer to break the habbit before it becomes too natural.
Can I -rep you for incorrect spelling? That is a bad habit to have.

[Directed]

Can I -rep you for incorrect spelling? That is a bad habit to have.

You really don't need anyone's permission, TK. Just press your (<-note proper use of your, feel free to +rep me for my efforts) rep+/- button.

[ShinymetalASS]

im fucking appalled that i have done no work of any great note today at all.....

bah

who am i kidding

its fucking friday!

i am appalled at my inability to think of anything with which to be appalled, particularly given the fact that i am usually such a ranty little prick

:D

[ShinymetalASS]

I am now appalled at my shithouse pathetic pun in another thread.

I tried to resist the call of the piss poor joke....

But I couldn't help myself

:D

[Scythe]

I'm appalled that you consider yourself an Australian - and a Cunting great one at that - yet you don't know what "laying a snapper" is!

Is it something Rex Hunt does with his catch off-camera?


who am i kidding

its fucking friday!

Is that like a more fun version of "casual fridays", and if so, where do you work? :aah:

[ShinymetalASS]

Is that like a more fun version of "casual fridays", and if so, where do you work? :aah:

You know they don't call us solicitors for nothing baby!

Bahahaha....

What's even more amusing????

I'm in the office alone for the rest of the afternoon.....

Hey, at least I know how I like it!

:rolleyes:

[thingy]

Hey, at least I know how I like it!
I really need to try and keep my mind further from the gutter. Maybe put a child-proof fence around it or something. ;)

:rolleyes:
Hey, how did you know what I was going to say so you could pre-empt it with this?!?! :aah:

[SamBo]

I am appalled by the lack of boobies and +rep!!! :spingo:


*attempts to get this thread closed due to it turning into a repwhores/pr0n thread*

[Arcane1]

I'm appalled that I had to go to Australia to find a decent forum. (Thanks Cunt) :fu:
I'm appalled that by doing so constitutes "outsourcing".
I'm appalled that if the American public, including it's geeks, weren't so useless there would be one in the US.
I'm appalled that having been on the internet since 1987, I finally got here.

[ShinymetalASS]

I really need to try and keep my mind further from the gutter. Maybe put a child-proof fence around it or something. ;)



Ahhh thingy.... stay down here with me.... you know you love me...

:D

[Scythe]

Ahhh thingy.... stay down here with me.... you know you love me...

:D

Yes, let's all do go down with ShinymetalASS!

Err....

[t101]

I'm appalled that there is another thread that has a catchphrase to start every post that will probably hit 50 million replies by tuesday week.

I confess that I have helped this happen.

:D

[SamBo]

Yes, let's all do go down with ShinymetalASS!

Err....
With, or On??? :p

[Scythe]

With, or On??? :p

I'll take option c, "all of the above", thanks.

[TK-421]

I'm appalled that there is another thread that has a catchphrase to start every post that will probably hit 50 million replies by tuesday week.

I confess that I have helped this happen.

:D
I'm appalled that you would bring such filth to this thread and talk such rubbish about said thread.

[ShinymetalASS]

I'll take option c, "all of the above", thanks.


I'm appalled...... nah.... who the fuck am I kidding??

You dodgy fuckers make me LAFF!@#@#$

[The Cunt]

I'm appalled that not one of you low life cunts could be bothered to rep me on the back for starting this marvellous thread.

I'm appalled that Arcane1 'came' all the way to Austrailia just to mis-fucking-spell it.

I'm appalled that I'm lacking something else to be appalled at thus making it three in a row which is an integral part of a perfect comedic delivery.

[MisterBishi]

I'm appalled own might rousers.

[The Cunt]

I'm appalled own might rousers.

I'm appalled that I sat here for the last 24 hours trying to figure out what the fuck that is supposed to mean.

[Arcane1]

I'm appalled that Arcane1 'came' all the way to Austrailia just to mis-fucking-spell it.


I am totally fucking appalled at my own inepitude. I will now go to the board in front of the class and do my pennance.
(shuffle, shuffle)

I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.
I will not ever again mis-fucking-spell Australia.

[polite]

Something that the writing below relates to
(shuffle, shuffle)



Well I sincerely hope that you get arse-raped by all lovers of the language.:cool:

[Hired Goon]

I thought I had become desensitized to being appalled. but then, I realised that I was in a state of perpetual appallment and therefore my tolerance had increased.

I guess that's what happens when we live in a world full of arseholes and morons. Oh, don't take offense - unless you're an arsehole or a moron or both...

[Arcane1]

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/gasprices.jpg
I'm appalled that it cost me $60 to fill my van yesterday. I don't know what the price of gas is elsewhere, it's getting quite high here.

[The Cunt]

HiredPoon seemed to have missed cuntfunnels.

[MisterBishi]

I'm appalled that I sat here for the last 24 hours trying to figure out what the fuck that is supposed to mean.

Did you get there in the end?

[The Cunt]

Did you get there in the end?

I'm appalled that I STILL don't fucking know.

[Serpent_Girl]

I am appalled at the lack of truly appalling things in this thread.

[Davo_Dinkum]

Fuck you, you fucking fuck.

I am appalled that I haven't got a job. {maybe I should apply for one}

[The Cunt]

I'm appalled that this site attracts professional loafers and unemployed geeks.

[Davo_Dinkum]

I'm appalled that this site attracts professional loafers and unemployed geeks.

I know. It is so appallin...... ohhh right.

[Kez]

I confess that I'm tired, and kinda sleepy

Oh fuck, I'm appalled that I just wrote that here. I'm also appalled that I cant spell properly, and I'm very fucking appalled that I have run out of beer.

OUT OF BEER.

[ShinymetalASS]

Im appalled at the fucking lag on WoW....
cunt

[Davo_Dinkum]

I am appalled that the supermarket wouldn't sell me a 50 pack of V.

Bastards.

[The Cunt]

Im appalled at the fucking lag on WoW....
cunt

I'm appalled that a fucking WoWser can't keep in their own little World Of WoWcraft (http://forums.zgeek.com/forumdisplay.php?f=95) subforum.

[kleph]

I'm appalled that this site attracts professional loafers and unemployed geeks.

ill have you know i first joined the site when i had a real job an could pass as a respectable member of society. luckily i got that shit sorted out, finally.

i am appaled by brazen drunkeness and libertinism perpetuated by the members of this site.

[Arcane1]

I'm appalled that this site attracts professional loafers and unemployed geeks.

I'm appalled that I am neither of those, damn, I wish I could be both. If I could find someone to feed my family and pay the mortgage I certainly would be.

[Asmodeus]

im appalled that poeple think theres lag on wow. :P

[The Cunt]

I'm appalled that little pissants think that posting copius amounts of half arsed rants in a thread equates to real sarcasm and wit.

[StAUG]

Oh Cunt! You're a wag aren't you!
I'm appalled over how much fucking a jar of vegemite actually hurts.

[Girl.]

I'm appalled that so many people have admitted to stealing my avatar. They obviously have no taste.

I'm appalled at Uni exams. Does the University not know that forcing me to do exams interferes with my time-wasting?

[Sagacious]

I'm appalled at the extent to which my work impinges on the time available to me to loaf here on ZGeek...Damn my boss...hang on I am the boss. Now thats appalling!

[Mr. Bungle]

I'm appalled that the word appalled sounds strange in my head when I read it now.

[Aardvark]

Fuck you all and go to hell. You shitmaggots suck so much arse that you'd need a jackhammer to free yourself. Worthless simpletons. How about you get the fuck over your petty little problems and get on with life. Ungodly urinesoaked cowfuckers

[Sagacious]

Fuck you all and go to hell. You shitmaggots suck so much arse that you'd need a jackhammer to free yourself. Worthless simpletons. How about you get the fuck over your petty little problems and get on with life. Ungodly urinesoaked cowfuckers
I'm appalled by that outburst.

[Guest.]

I'm appalled at low quality blowjobs.

[The Cunt]

I'm appalled at low quality blowjobs.
I'm a appalled at the cost of high quality blowjobs.

[Sagacious]

I'm a appalled at the cost of high quality blowjobs.
I am appalled that you (of all people) would need to pay for blowjobs.

[The Cunt]

I am appalled that you (of all people) would need to pay for blowjobs.
I'm appalled at the thought that you mistook that I CHARGE people for giving The Cunt's Awesome Cockness a serious bout of fellatio with me having to pay for it to be rendered unto The Cunt.

Which reminds me, you're yet to pay my last Bill Of Cocks that was sent out to you at the end of last month.

[Mr. Bungle]

I'm appalled by the lack of proper WoW time I have had lately.

[kleph]

I'm appalled at the thought that you mistook that I CHARGE people for giving The Cunt's Awesome Cockness a serious bout of fellatio with me having to pay for it to be rendered unto The Cunt.


what is amazing about this sentence is how it holds the appearance of actual english while lacking any sense whatsoever. a true achievement, it is.

[Tintin]

I'm appalled at Pat Buchanan being appalled at Deep Throat being appalled at Nixon being appalled at the Democrats being appalled at Nodbugger-types... etc.






:tits: -- for SamBo

[Sagacious]

I'm appalled at the thought that you mistook that I CHARGE people for giving The Cunt's Awesome Cockness a serious bout of fellatio with me having to pay for it to be rendered unto The Cunt.

Which reminds me, you're yet to pay my last Bill Of Cocks that was sent out to you at the end of last month.

I must appologise Mr The Cunt at my misinterpreting your post I am sincerely sorry for any offense it may have caused although being the sophisticated Cunt you are I am sure you had a good old laugh and chuckle about my gaffe.

Back to the price of blowjobs though....It really shouldn't surprise or appall you it is a simple and inevitable consequence of the application of the Law of Supply and Demand...So many cockhungry women only one The Cunt.

You need to be careful though not to oversupply the market with this particular commodity because eventually you are going to be limited by the Law of Diminishing Returns.

[Sagacious]

I'm appalled at the thought that you mistook that I CHARGE people for giving The Cunt's Awesome Cockness a serious bout of fellatio with me having to pay for it to be rendered unto The Cunt.

Which reminds me, you're yet to pay my last Bill Of Cocks that was sent out to you at the end of last month.

I'm appalled at entertaining the thought that you [The Cunt] would need to pay for blowjobs.

[Hairyman]

I'm appalled that the sky is blue.

[jasebert]

I'm appalled that Zgeek gave me a hangover.

[Hairyman]

I'm appalled that ZGeek sells alcohol.

[The Cunt]

I must appologise Mr The Cunt at my misinterpreting your post I am sincerely sorry for any offense it may have caused although being the sophisticated Cunt you are I am sure you had a good old laugh and chuckle about my gaffe.
I'm so appalled that I'd rather sit here and chuckle about your girth.