Sales and Marketing = fucktards

[gooey]

Hey You!

are you in sales or marketing?

if so, then kill yourself.

KILL YOURSELF now and save the rest of the world from your pathetic misguided souls.

FUCKING STUPID CUNTS!

:swear: :swear: :swear:

[Pirate]

Amen.

[thingy]

Hey You!

are you in sales or marketing?

if so, then kill yourself.

KILL YOURSELF now and save the rest of the world from your pathetic misguided souls.

FUCKING STUPID CUNTS!

:swear: :swear: :swear:
I'm in the IT Department of a sales, marketing & pr company. Does that count?

[Sagacious]

Hey You!

are you in sales or marketing?

if so, then kill yourself.

KILL YOURSELF now and save the rest of the world from your pathetic misguided souls.

FUCKING STUPID CUNTS!

:swear: :swear: :swear:

to what do we owe your vociferous displeasure gooey?

[dilligaf]

Wha they do this time.....

[Gruff Nutz]

My thoughts on people in marketing can be found in this thread. (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=17674)

[Chocoholic]

I feel so loved right now, I think I might cry!!!

[Hired Goon]

I feel so loved right now, I think I might cry!!!

Burn the Witch! :flame:

Ah just kidding - if we were to start burning people for being in Sales and Marketing, we'd put an even bigger hole in the ozone layer! ;)

[DOGG]

KILL YOURSELF now...FUCKING STUPID CUNTS! :swear: :swear: :swear:

i agree

[TheMightyPhill]

Give us a reason, I would be interested to hear why?

Sales as a specific job title does not justify automatic hate. You sell demtel products door to door, insurance, or cars you may have a case, otherwise need some reasoning. Further to that marketing, aside from some peoples perception of being useless and pointless, doesn't really justify that kind of response.

Explain yourself man.

[gooey]

Give us a reason, I would be interested to hear why?

There is no need for explanation or reasoning.

This is a rant - pure and simple.

[Goat Boy]

By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself.
Thank you, thank you. Just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day they'll take root, I don't know. You try. You do what you can. Kill yourselves. Seriously though, if you are, do. No really, there's no rationalisation for what you do, and you are Satan's little helpers, OK? Kill yourselves, seriously. You're the ruiner of all things good. Seriously, no, this is not a joke. "There's gonna be a joke coming..." There's no fucking joke coming, you are Satan's spawn, filling the world with bile and garbage, you are fucked and you are fucking us, kill yourselves, it's the only way to save your fucking soul. Kill yourself. I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too. "Oh, you know what Bill's doing? He's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market. He's very smart." Oh man, I am not doing that, you fucking evil scumbags. "You know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar, that's a big dollar, a lot of people are feeling that indignation, we've done research, huge market. He's doing a good thing." Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scumbags, quit putting a godamn dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet.

BILL HICKS
16 DECEMBER 1961
26 FEBRUARY 1994

[tikdoph]

When you see an advert on TV for a washing powder and their main selling point is that it "cleans with the power of oxygen", you know there is seriously something wrong with the fucking marketing industry. I mean, whoever the fuck came up with that catchy buzzphrase needs their rectal cavity cleaned with "the power of oxygen"... as in having an air pump hose shoved up their rectum until their ass explodes in a shower of blood and felch.

Feel free to post any pathetically stupid/redundant/retarded advertising jingles you've heard that defy explanation. Things like "Laboratory tests prove that using Brand X facial cream will result in 17% less lines and wrinkles". Less lines and wrinkles than what... a bloated corpse??

Fucking marketing cunts.

[Blink]

My currently most hated ad would be the "astra la vista baby" one. Whoever thought that up needs a good kicking. Close behind would be any of the warehouse sales ones which are just products flashing up on the screen while a guy shouts at the top of his voice about how cheap they are...

[gooey]

By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself.
Thank you, thank you. Just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day they'll take root, I don't know. You try. You do what you can. Kill yourselves. Seriously though, if you are, do. No really, there's no rationalisation for what you do, and you are Satan's little helpers, OK? Kill yourselves, seriously. You're the ruiner of all things good. Seriously, no, this is not a joke. "There's gonna be a joke coming..." There's no fucking joke coming, you are Satan's spawn, filling the world with bile and garbage, you are fucked and you are fucking us, kill yourselves, it's the only way to save your fucking soul. Kill yourself. I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too. "Oh, you know what Bill's doing? He's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market. He's very smart." Oh man, I am not doing that, you fucking evil scumbags. "You know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar, that's a big dollar, a lot of people are feeling that indignation, we've done research, huge market. He's doing a good thing." Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scumbags, quit putting a godamn dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet.

BILL HICKS
16 DECEMBER 1961
26 FEBRUARY 1994



cool! i inadvertanly quoted bill hicks.

guffaw

[petesh]

Annoying ads would make a great thread, but the new Oral B one I saw last night pissed me off. Only coz of the stupid little dance they do. You're supposed to put this condom thing on your finger and use it to wipe your teeth or some shit like that. If you haven't seen it yet, you will, and you WILL be sorry you ever did see it.

Don't know if I disliked it coz of a hatred of marketing, or probably just my general dislike for all things American.

[kré]

Burn the Witch! :flame:

http://www.crayonline.com/smilies/headbang.gif

[tomsyman]

Annoying ads would make a great thread, but the new Oral B one I saw last night pissed me off. Only coz of the stupid little dance they do. You're supposed to put this condom thing on your finger and use it to wipe your teeth or some shit like that. If you haven't seen it yet, you will, and you WILL be sorry you ever did see it.

Don't know if I disliked it coz of a hatred of marketing, or probably just my general dislike for all things American.

I saw that last night too and thought what a fucked add. Also think of all the plastic waste that comes with that product. External box. Individually rapped "condom" tooth cleaner, plastic tooth cleaner. bastards.

[BtrFly]

Annoying ads would make a great thread, but the new Oral B one I saw last night pissed me off. Only coz of the stupid little dance they do. You're supposed to put this condom thing on your finger and use it to wipe your teeth or some shit like that. If you haven't seen it yet, you will, and you WILL be sorry you ever did see it.

Don't know if I disliked it coz of a hatred of marketing, or probably just my general dislike for all things American.
i hate this ad too. its MOST ANNOYING!!! and how STUPID would you feel creating that ad? i mean seriously- you would feel like a proper twat.

[King_Crud]

my girlfriend is a recruiter for marketing jobs. She is the most evil person on this planet, besides her boss i guess. But she puts out, so i've weighed up the pros and cons, i've gone with pros.

[kré]

my girlfriend is a recruiter for marketing jobs. She is the most evil person on this planet, besides her boss i guess. But she puts out, so i've weighed up the pros and cons, i've gone with pros.

i don't know if i could handle going out with a pro myself http://www.crayonline.com/smilies/dunno.gif

[King_Crud]

i don't know if i could handle going out with a pro myself http://www.crayonline.com/smilies/dunno.gif
what she does when i'm not around doesn't actually happen

[TK-421]

I absolutely fucking hated that stupid subway add where some pimple faced dipshit would call a pizza shop and ask for a bread roll with semen on it, the guy in the pizza shop would say, "Hey dick, we aren't a stupid fucking subway store!" to which the subway cunthead would reply, "No, you're not even close."

OF COURSE THE FUCKING PIZZA SHOP ISNT FUCKING CLOSE TO A SUBWAY SHOP!!!
I don't go to an italian place and ask for fucking dim sims and spring rolls, so why the fuck would a pizza shop have a fucking sub on the menu?

[kré]

OF COURSE THE FUCKING PIZZA SHOP ISNT FUCKING CLOSE TO A SUBWAY SHOP!!!

bullshit asshole, i know a subway that's right next door to a pizza place.

[TK-421]

bullshit asshole, i know a subway that's right next door to a pizza place.
:fag:
Always has to be one.

[kré]

:fag:
Always has to be one.

i'd rather be one than a number two :aah::ha:

[Chocoholic]

I hate the Sultana Brand ad where the Mum and kids sings…..that is what breakfast time is like in houses across Australia… The Mum also reminds me of my boss which pisses me off more!

I hate “girl” ads. I like more women don’t switch brands on personal hygiene products and if I do it’s usually because of a friend not some shitty advertising which is driving the price up. Oh and Thrush ads! There are a few facts that those ads don’t tell you, like the new “quick acting” treatment isn’t actually healthy.

[abelgold]

Japanese tv ads make no fucking sense whatsoever. They all resemble tampon commercials.

eg. someone is eating noodles, then a car comes through the wall, then a horse gets out... and finally you find out it's advertising shoehorns. *

wha?


* I made this ad up cos I couldn't think of specific examples, but you get the picture.

PS. I like boobies.

[dwarfthrower]

Any ad on the radio for Frank Walker's Bargain Tiles.

"Helloooooooo, Frank Walker from Bargain Tiiiiiiiiiiiles." Dude has the most annoying voice in the world... why not hire a fucking actor to do your radio ads for you? Obviously all his employees are bootlickers that haven't got the balls to tell him he sucks.

And any ad with former Reserve Bank governor Bernie Fraser in it.

[Goat Boy]

Japanese tv ads make no fucking sense whatsoever. They all resemble tampon commercials.

eg. someone is eating noodles, then a car comes through the wall, then a horse gets out... and finally you find out it's advertising shoehorns. *

wha?


* I made this ad up cos I couldn't think of specific examples, but you get the picture.

PS. I like boobies.
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/commercial/default.php
PS. I like boobies also.

[King_Crud]

Any ad on the radio for Frank Walker's Bargain Tiles.

"Helloooooooo, Frank Walker from Bargain Tiiiiiiiiiiiles." Dude has the most annoying voice in the world... why not hire a fucking actor to do your radio ads for you? Obviously all his employees are bootlickers that haven't got the balls to tell him he sucks.

And any ad with former Reserve Bank governor Bernie Fraser in it.
and that radio ad for Winston tiles with the poofy bloke singing "Winston, with a Y"

[iaidoka]

Advertising is legalized lying. - H. G. Wells

[Tigress]

When you see an advert on TV for a washing powder and their main selling point is that it "cleans with the power of oxygen", you know there is seriously something wrong with the fucking marketing industry. I mean, whoever the fuck came up with that catchy buzzphrase needs their rectal cavity cleaned with "the power of oxygen"... as in having an air pump hose shoved up their rectum until their ass explodes in a shower of blood and felch.

Feel free to post any pathetically stupid/redundant/retarded advertising jingles you've heard that defy explanation. Things like "Laboratory tests prove that using Brand X facial cream will result in 17% less lines and wrinkles". Less lines and wrinkles than what... a bloated corpse??


Nurofen targets the pain?!? Right...so the tablet breaks down into your blood and then runs off to see where the pain is and stays there. So fucking stupid!

The worst I saw was an ad for make-up that included...aqua spheres! It's fucking water!!!!!!!!!!

[s3raph]

I hate those ads for those big chapter 11 sales they have at the convention center. I mean we get what you're saying, theres no need to scream it, really fast.

[dwarfthrower]

The worst I saw was an ad for make-up that included...aqua spheres! It's fucking water!!!!!!!!!!

Not "water"... an "alpha hydroxy compound"

[haiironezumi]

The one that shits me is that apparently Neurofen Plus contains "Neurofen, plus the added strength of codiene." I beg your pardon, but I thought that Neurofen contained Ibuprofen. Since when was "Neurofen" on the same level of basic drug as paracetamol or aspirin?

[King_Crud]

i hate the other headache tablet ads where they try to show they're product is for "really busy" people. There's one where a low level receptionist is "run of her feet" and her head is killing her so she pops a pill and can type that document for her boss who is probably rooting her. And another one where a woman is telling us about how good the headache tablet is, but she speaks in a very fast, business like manner, because all of us are too busy in a fast moving professional world to bo told in a nomal manner what this product does.