The all new insulting poetry thread!

[StAUG]

Rise up 'o thread of verse and smite the thoughtless retardedness of 'word association' and 'i confess'!

Hear ye and hear ye!
The rules are: simply insult the fellow who hath posted before thee!

Make your lines rhyming and poesy,
But don't make this a grammer debate,
We'll all get along rosy,
Or else I'll strangle you with my maroon grunides, in which I constantly masturbate!

Sally forth fuckeroos!

[Chocoholic]

It's times like these that I miss nosedog Sorry Noob (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=13846)

[AsterisK]

My face is red,
StAUG's balls are blue,
My sock's not for jerking,
Now gimme back my shoe!

fucking thief

[Pirate]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You shit me to tears
I'm going down the pub

[HAL]

Like the smell of poo
Like the site of poo
Like the texture of poo
Pirates poems do ooze
Like a whole heap of poo

[LauraleeBug]

There once was a hermit named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
She was ugly as shit, and missing a tit -
But think of the money he saved!!

[Sagacious]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
and so am I

[StAUG]

Who the hell, unless from boredom,
Will this thread read in -this- lame forum,
No one knows, since no one goes,
To this chunk of zgeek unless they're a moron.

[druckfugged]

I beg to differ, this thread I travel
the scriptive art to unravel
who here can write, and who cannot.
Alas! A most talentless lot.

[Bifrost]

Mayhap this forum does not impress,
Those who only write in "I confess".

A good "fuck off" may well suffice,
But instead I shall empart advice.

The sort of lare who would declare,
That a clause is found at the end of paws.
Is not the creature we wish to feature,
In this stream of creative theme.

In short, dear folk who find this part,
Zgeek's own true place to write your art,
Displeasing enough to cause dispair,
By all means hawk your shite elsewhere.

:)