how to end it??

[NightLightness]

i have been dating this guy for a month or so now and i can't seem to find the spark...........now the thing is he is the sweetest guy and not very emotionally stable and he is quiet into me.

now my delemia is how do i end the relationship in the least painful way for him as i relly don't want to hurt his feelings(also i took his virginity). its a very hard situation.



HELP ME PLEASE!!!!

[dwarfthrower]

Shit in his shoes.

[Merudo]

Shit in his shoes.
this can't be dwarfthrower posting.... must be an imposter using his account

[evil]

homer said it perfectly, although I'd use SMS as the medium instead of a letter:

"Welcome to dumpsville, population YOU"

[s3raph]

Tell him you're gay.

[thingy]

"I'm not gay, but I'm willing to try."
"I've discovered the joys of necrophilia. Do I REALLY have to put this knife down?" :(
"I'm pregnant."
"... to my brother."
"Have you spoken to Jesus lately?"
"When we're in bed together ... you remind me of my Uncle Matt"
"I think it's about time you paid your bill. Oh, you didn't know?"
"I'm having second thoughts about this sex change. Would you still love me if I went back to being a guy?"




... I think that about does it for all the lines that have been used on me. Now to start thinking of other possible ones you can use.

[matty]

tell him about zgeek
he'll see all the porn and forget about you :)

other than that try shitting in his shoes...


/on a serious note
just tell him you dont think it will work. be honest and straight to the point cause if you keep dragging it out it'll be messy.

[BtrFly]

night - i literally had the same situation. i had to wait til after exams (because if he failed i didnt want it on my head) and went to his house (about 60kms from where i lived), and told him face to face that i didnt think it was going to work.

we had been together a mth, and he was a virgin before we were together. he was also one of my friends. i told him i just didnt feel like this was right, and we ended it.

He will come out of it ok, but you may feel a little guilty. just make sure you are honest and upfront, and dont lead the guy on. Good luck...

[Whiskers]

Meet up with him (in person is best) and tell him you still care about him but you don't want to be in a relationship with him. Treat him with respect. How he reacts is NOT your problem.

Alternatively, don't ask people on the INTERNET for advice.

[beerbaron]

as homer says
' three simple words, i am gay '

[Merudo]

Three Simple Words.


I


Am


Gay.

[Chocoholic]

I am gay doesn’t work for chicks, guys see it as a turn on! Stupid boys….


Isn’t your boy a zgeeker?

[NightLightness]

no not a zgeeker he would proberly like it though

[dwarfthrower]

Shit in his shoes. Who the hell is going to want to go out with a crazy chick who shits in their shoes?

It's easy. Just wait until he's in the shower, take a poo in his shoes, then when he puts his shoes on and finds the turd all squished into his socks just look at him nice and sweetly and say "it's to remind you of how much I love you" and demand that he keep it there.

Relationship over sooner than you can blink.

[abelgold]

Try to sell him Amway and give his virginity back.

Better still, take my virginity and I'll tell him to fuck off.

[Sagacious]

Go to a public place like a coffe shop and buy him the non alcoholic beverage of his choice and have the LJBF talk with him any guy no matter how stupid knows that is code for I want to fuck other guys no offence but that doesn't include you and then if he goes postal on you get a restraining order.

[Chocoholic]

Send him a link to this tread. I am sure you avatar will help him figure out who you are.

[thingy]

"I've met this other guy ... on the internet ... called thingy."






(Hey, it was worth a shot.)

[gooey]

tell him he is a dud root

[SamBo]

Just be honest and tell him what you think. He may hate you for it at the time, but one day he will realise that it was for the best and it's pointless being in a relationship that one person doesn't want to be in anymore.

[Merudo]

Just be honest and tell him what you think. He may hate you for it at the time, but one day he will realise that it was for the best and it's pointless being in a relationship that one person doesn't want to be in anymore.
This man speaks the truth

[Gronk]

Tell him you have a strange disease that can only be cured by Dr Gronks Magic Beef Injection (tm). And you can't see him anymore.

Oh wait I'm married. ummm Dr Thingy's Magic Beef Injection (tm) then.

[rin]

Just be honest and tell him what you think. He may hate you for it at the time, but one day he will realise that it was for the best and it's pointless being in a relationship that one person doesn't want to be in anymore.

yah huh... totally agree

[dwarfthrower]

Do I have to say "Shit in his shoes" again?

[thingy]

Do I have to say "Shit in his shoes" again?
Please do. And ignore that fapping sound coming from my direction. :aah:

[Sagacious]

Send him a bunch of dead flowers (http://www.thepayback.com/getrevenge.html) and a note saying 'like these flowers so too our relationship is dead, no more, defunct, finished, concluded, had it, kaput...in short we ain't got one.'

[Al]

Don't do what i did and put it off, it just ends up sucking more.

Also, aparently springing shit like this on people out of the blue is poor form, so i was told... So just be honest with him and tell him why.

Failing that, do what i did and just say it's not working, you're sorry and they're not the one for you. I mean that's the truth really. No point going into details, that just hurts feelings.

[JiMi]

Do I have to say "Shit in his shoes" again?

i see that poo fettish of yours has re surfaced dwarfie... time to go back on the meds me thinks :D


seriously tho... i'm in a similar situation irl nightie... ive just come to the conclusion i have to bite the bullet and do it and deal with the result after... i'm only getting miserable procrastinating about it

msn or pm me if ya want :)

[s3raph]

Alternatively, don't ask people on the INTERNET for advice.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving to Whiskers again.

[Girl.]

It's not rocket science. Sit him down and tell him that you want out -- avoid histrionics and be mature and calm and you'll be fine. You've been going out for only a month, it's not like you're married or anything.

Oh, and failing that, dwarfthrower's suggestion sounds like a good second option :D

[Something Fast]

You could always just start getting absolutely annoying and aggravating. Then after a week or so you could sit him down and have the break-up talk with him. Chances are, he'll be more than happy to end it then, or he might want to break up with you. Or something. Ah, it's way too complicated.

Just crap in his shoes.

[say_wat]

What about the sex!? Won't somebody please think about the sex! Tell him that u just want to be fuck buddies, my hunch is that he'd be more than happy... i know i would.

[Asmodeus]

say_wat speaks teh truth.

if the sex is ok just come out and tell him.
"hey, much as i try I just can't be in thi skind of relationship with you. Don't mind getting together to fuck tho. wanna hit the mall?"

if that doesn't work. shit in his shoes.

[fuelman]

i've got a suggestion of what not to do. you should not have a threesome with him and another guy and break up with him the next day. try to avoid that. trust me

[Uther Pendragon]

See how far you can push him. See if he will let you do him in the ass with a strapon. Either he will run for the hills screaming or will be into it in which case you should run for the hills.
:)

[Timformation]

now my delemia is how do i end the relationship in the least painful way for him as i relly don't want to hurt his feelings(also i took his virginity). its a very hard situation.


Just END it. Quickly, and directly. Speaking from experience, a girl who is blunt about ending things hurts far less than weeks of passive/aggressive dancing around the issue to spare "his feelings" - it will just make it worse and more frustrating for him, as he'll know something's up, but can't figure out how to fix things.

[kré]

learn how to spell, then write him a letter.

[dozer]

pour acid on his face while hes asleep

[kré]

pour acid on his face while hes going down on you

word.

[MisterBishi]

Talk to him in messenger or some shit and accidentally link him to this thread. He'll be so touched by your compassion and appalled by your spelling that he won't mind one little bit. http://img89.echo.cx/img89/2487/cool2qk.gif

[Aardvark]

Send him an SMS

"Dear baby

Welcome to Dumpsville

Population: You"

Failing that, just tell him, "It's over, I hate you and want you to die"

Or something along those lines that's less harsh

Do it face to face, though. Anything less is an insult. Unless it's a long distance relationship and face to face isn't economically viable. Then you're screwed

[thingy]

avoid histrionics and be mature and calm and you'll be fine.
Those are impossible things to ask of a female. Being one yourself I thought you would have known that.

[beerbaron]

poor nightlightness
im sure ya'll do just fine
worst case scenario, youll end up with one of the hot eligble blokes on here LoL

[SamBo]

poor nightlightness
im sure ya'll do just fine
worst case scenario, youll end up with one of the hot eligble blokes on here LoL
yeah! you could use zgeek as a potential dating site! what a great idea, I wonder if anyone else has thought of that already?....

[NightLightness]

ok all it has been done, thank god the relief and thanks all for the advice i decided not to shit in his shoes and tell him up frount

[lostreality]

ok all it has been done, thank god the relief and thanks all for the advice i decided not to shit in his shoes and tell him up frount

wimp.

[dozer]

not even a little acid in the face?

[NightLightness]

no decided not to mess his face up then he would never have a chance with girls in the future

[dozer]

thats it, girls are so shallow.......

[Uther Pendragon]

You should have gone the strapon route methinks. You could have taped it and humiliated him by emailing to his friends.

[lostreality]

should have told him that you are seeing some one else, like a family member, just to mess with his head.

[ms edeity]

night you did the right thing. you were never that interested in the start but you weren"t a bitch by ruining his opinion of things to come. the right one will come by for you ...and him.

[dozer]

i would have just splashed a little, and added tursely 'thats for not being mr right'

[Iceman]

ok all it has been done, thank god the relief and thanks all for the advice i decided not to shit in his shoes and tell him up frount

Good for you... especialy for the shoes thing.. (dwarfy, what are you on ;))

Now I hate to sound like the typical jaded by relationships kind of person..

But who's the other guy?

[Scumbag]

So does that mean youre now available for some short term no strings attatched relationships ?

[royale]

Shit in his shoes. Who the hell is going to want to go out with a crazy chick who shits in their shoes?

It's easy. Just wait until he's in the shower, take a poo in his shoes, then when he puts his shoes on and finds the turd all squished into his socks just look at him nice and sweetly and say "it's to remind you of how much I love you" and demand that he keep it there.

Relationship over sooner than you can blink.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to dwarfthrower again.
(That's 5)

[Kez]

i have been dating this guy for a month or so now and i can't seem to find the spark...........now the thing is he is the sweetest guy and not very emotionally stable and he is quiet into me.

now my delemia is how do i end the relationship in the least painful way for him as i relly don't want to hurt his feelings(also i took his virginity). its a very hard situation.



HELP ME PLEASE!!!!
Holy crap, I just took a look at your avatar, and if that's you, you look like my 3rd ex........