I Object...

[The Cunt]

I Object... to people calling lawyers cunts. Because it's giving us cunts a bad name.

I Object... to this thread being so fucking similar to the 'I Confess' thread that it's not fucking funny.

[TK-421]

I object... to this thread.

[Pagey]

I confess lawyers are CUNTS!!!!!!

[Space Cowboy]

I confess lawyers are CUNTS!!!!!!

I object to the I confess post being in the I object thread.

I object to said quoted statement that lawyers are cunts......I know for a fact that mine isn't :D

[Sagacious]

Objections sustained! (read the signature)

[Hired Goon]

I object to some people being so objectionable about objectification. Objectify people! Feel the power of the object!!

News just in: the iObject is the newest and coolest Apple contraption that everybody wants. Whilst it isn't exactly clear what the iObject is, it retails for $400 and if you don't have one YOU'RE NOTHIN!

Um, yeah, what he said... :rolleyes:

[Z-Man]

I object to everything that is unholy and tyrannically evil in this world.

And by that I mean Spammers

[lostreality]

i object to willy pictures being posted on zgeek

[Uther Pendragon]

I object to midget porn

[psi_ko]

i object to people objecting

[Z-Man]

I object to people who object when I object

[MisterBishi]

This thread loses. I expected more from you, cunt. :(

[The Cunt]

I object to everything that is unholy and tyrannically evil in this world.

And by that I mean Spammers
I object to everything that is unholy and tyrannically evil in this world.

And by that I mean SamBo.

[ShinymetalASS]

I subject. It's a lot more fun :D

[The Cunt]

I object to filthy and disgusting avatars.

[Juice Biscuit]

I object to the way that the Cunts lastest avatar objectifies men.

[The Cunt]

I object that someone stole Tikdoph's fuckin pineapple.

[Reprobate]

I object to the "General Law...ish Discussions" and "Jokes about Law-Talkin-Guys" threads being stickied.

They'll rise to the surface themselves, just like cream (or scum) without being artifically in-sticki-ated.

[Uther Pendragon]

I object to the law of conservation of energy. I want a perpetual motion machine goddamnit.

Homer: In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics.

[Sagacious]

I object to the law of conservation of energy. I want a perpetual motion machine goddamnit.
Ye' cannae break the laws o' physics!

[Reprobate]

I object to Sagacious to only having one point of Rep Power. He should have 10. At least something that has a bit of Clydesdale to it if he needs to give someone a derep kick in the arse.

[sneagelman]

After giving them the consideration they deserve, all objections are OVERRULED

You may now go back to your cells. :mad:

[The Cunt]

After giving them the consideration they deserve, all objections are OVERRULED

You may now go back to your cells. :mad:
I object to sneagelman overuling our objections.

[Sagacious]

I object to the amount of fucking press Schapelle Fucking Corby has been getting in the last 6 months and in particualr in the last week.

What don't those retards in the press get?

If you get caught with 4.1 kgs of pot in your Boogie Board Bag at the airport coming into the country, any country, you are going to be pushing diarrhea up hill with a toothpick in trying to avoid a drug traffiking/importation conviction unless you can basically produce the bloke that put it there in the first place (if it wasn't you that is) and no amount of bitching and whinging about how unfair it is that they won't accept that you didn't know the pot was there is going to change the reality of that situation.

What is so hard to understand? Pot + in your luggage + point of international arrival = importation of pot.

[Deimos]

I object to bloody Apple and the way they have conditioned me such that the moment I saw this thread I had a nasty urge to create a parody thread called "iObject".