Would you chuck a fuck up Paris Hilton?

[Pirate]

I'm way too good looking.

[Agent4096]

Only if I got a deal on the video rights.

[hooptieride]

Yes.

And if you say no you are gay, seriously.

[Uther Pendragon]

If she promised not to open her vacuous, hideously annoying mouth except to swallow what I give her then yes

if she insisted on talking I would probably just gag her.

[SOC]

If she promised not to open her vacuous, hideously annoying mouth except to swallow what I give her then yes

if she insisted on talking I would probably just gag her.

As I told you yesterday, dude - simply shove that fucking chihauha in her mouth to shut her up. :cool:

[mr_russy]

Yes, then sell my story!

[Stary]

it's been done.

[kré]

maybe if she ate a truck full of doughnuts and hamburgers

[SOC]

maybe if she ate a truck full of doughnuts and hamburgers
And chihauhas. I hear they're real tasty, particularly deep-fried.

[Shootz]

Yes, but only to cultivate the numerous diseases she no doubt has, make antidotes then live off the profits.

Step 1: Fuck Paris Hilton.
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Profit!

[pliskin]

yeah, id hit it
as i said in another thread, the only reason to kick her out of bed is to fuck her on the floor....

[Shootz]

maybe if she ate a truck full of doughnuts and hamburgers
She must be keen for you then, cray, because she's starting already:

http://members.iinet.com.au/~sampson/pariseat.jpg

Jesus, I hope she's descended from a snake, because she's going to need to dislocate a jaw to get that thing in.

[Tintin]

I bet she's seen a cockatoo! </tayshus>

[Davo_Dinkum]

I'm sorry, but I don't like that sort of women. You know the ones who disappear when they turn sideways.

[s3raph]

God it'd be like chucking a sausage down a corridor. But I wouldn't turn her down.

[TheMightyPhill]

I don't mean to be crude but

You would have to fuck her in the arse as she doesn't deserve it anywhere else.

OK I meant to be crude.

[lostreality]

id hit it. id wear a couple of rubbers though but still hittable.

[r0p3 g1rl]

:barf: She's been around the block a few too many times for me :barf:

[Directed]

I haven't been around the block, rope girl, how about me?

[Foxfire]

i'd only hit it if I was too drunk to have any self respect left.

Can't fuck a chick I loathe. No matter what she looks like.

[johny_roberts]

I'd fuck her:

once
twice
and a third time

then repeat the process once again. It would be fun to fuck her since she comes off as such a bitch.

[lostreality]

how could peaple say no? i dont get it?!?0 a free fuck with a rich whore, too much of an opportunity to miss.

damn hippies.

[Directed]

She'd have to wear a neckbrace. I'm scared my manhood would snap her neck like a twig

[The Avatar]

Id hit it so hard that she'd be fucking paralysed after Im done with the bitch.

Id tape that shit too, and post it on Zgeek as news!

[Thyrd]

I would not hit it.

[durus]

i'd hit it.
but i'd go outa my way to be as quick as possible
and i might hate myself for a few days afterward.

[CMYK]

but i'd go outa my way to be as quick as possible


Dude... you have to go out of your way to do that? What's the secret?

[Guest.]

In the bum...only in the bum...

[rayjayjohnson]

i'd hit her, then i'd hit her the way that backstreet boy did - right in the eye.

[Boobmeister]

Nup ... couldnt do it. Decent body, but her head aint to my satisfaction (looks and whats inside it)

[astro]

Pass. Not even in the pooper. That skank is just too nasty for me to even consider, for a number of reasons:
1. eat something, skank
2. stop talking on the phone when fucking
3. shut the fuck up
4. face that says "i love tequila"
5. not dirty enough for me

[kashel]

Id tap that ass so hard that after woulds she'd be sloppyer then jabber hutt, and wider then that fat chick from big mammas house. ( Id still use a rubber, coz she has been around alot)

[flex]

A bag would help, preferably a plastic one :rolleyes:
But fuck people why would you go that low

[krayzeee]

Yes.

You slept next to a fucken hot bitch, in the same bed, in your own house, she was horny as hell, and you didn't even touch her because you were 'too tired' :fag:

And if you say no you are gay, seriously.

That's a bit rich coming from you, don't you think?

[hooptieride]

You slept next to a fucken hot bitch, in the same bed, in your own house, she was horny as hell, and you didn't even touch her because you were 'too tired' :fag:
If by hot bitch you mean dumb scrut that had a boyfriend at the time, and if you mean to tired as in not concious, then yes.
That's a bit rich coming from you, don't you think?
Not really, I don't like boys.

[minorproblem]

I'd hit it with a ton of bricks and then tap that corpse a few times. mmm icy cold.

[krayzeee]

If by hot bitch you mean dumb scrut that had a boyfriend at the time, and if you mean to tired as in not concious, then yes.

Not really, I don't like boys.

Who cares if she has a boyfriend? Did you want to fuck him instead? How are you going to put one through Paris Hilton if you're worried about girls having boyfriends? You're the one that said you were 'too tired and didn't feel like it'. You say don't like boys, but you definitely don't like females........ :ha:

[Fitty]

I would do it not because I like her been-hit-in-the-face-with-a-frying-pan look, but because the bragging rights would be enormous and well worth it.

[Bostonmess]

Not right now, maybe later.

[hooptieride]

Who cares if she has a boyfriend? Did you want to fuck him instead? How are you going to put one through Paris Hilton if you're worried about girls having boyfriends? You're the one that said you were 'too tired and didn't feel like it'. You say don't like boys, but you definitely don't like females........ :ha:
In regards to Paris Hilton I was saying pretty much every guy would fuck her. In reality it isn't gonna happen unless you become incredibly rich and famous some time soon.

Which has pretty much nothing to do with what you are going on about.

[Bostonmess]

I thought pretty much every guy had?

[Cassa]

Take it out to the playground kiddies

[Bostonmess]

Yeah, but don't take it home to yer mum.

[Crazy_Vaclev]

Yes.

And if you say no you are gay, seriously.
She's had that many that she'd be too loose & saggy to even get you off.

[sagit]

Pass. Not even in the pooper. That skank is just too nasty for me to even consider, for a number of reasons:
1. eat something, skank
2. stop talking on the phone when fucking
3. shut the fuck up
4. face that says "i love tequila"
5. not dirty enough for me


dont forget the most important reason:

imp infinitely > paris. i think i understand why you left imp out of this though. she is on a totally different to paris.

[royale]

i think i understand why you left imp out of this though. she is on a totally different to paris.

What, brunette? :p

[Willett]

Had to say only if she played her cards right.

And by that, I mean her, with a certain other special lady and me with a video camera.

Sweet.

[lostreality]

She's had that many that she'd be too loose & saggy to even get you off.


then stick your fist in at the same time, should tighten things up a bit.

[Snowball]

hahahahaha

[Snowball]

:barf: She's been around the block a few too many times for me :barf:


Bit like you really, no?

[MAX POWER]

Paris is not an ugly girl, but by 'celebrity' standards she's ordinary....

Having said that, starting a "would you fuck Katie Holmes/Angelina Jolie/Charisma Carpenter" poll would be pretty pointess/boring since everyone would just answer 'yes'.

I voted 'if she played her cards right' which means, I'd give her a one-nighter IF I was single [with a rubber].

[Sanura]

Bleh... She doesn't have a thought in her pretty little head.. Although I like girls (and boys, don't worry!) I wouldn't go near that bit'o skank.

[tikdoph]

imp infinitely > paris.That's not saying much.

[JediKnight]

meh, I'd let her give me head.

[Reprobate]

I'd give her a one-nighter IF I was single [with a rubber].
So much for unconditional love. :p

[RedMaN]

I'd give her one... maybe :)

[Jabro]

if you father her child then you could probly marry her, then you'd be in the money.

[munganah]

she would have to keep her trap shut
and maybe bring her sister along for the ride

[antiwar]

i blame the video ,, she wuld have got alot more yes's if she left everything to our imagination ,,, but after reviewing in paris for 1 night(professional reasons) , i think she's a maybe

but that simpson broad , id volunteer for iraq for a night in simpson , dont worry im not tottally insensitive her husband would be allowed to watch

[antiwar]

the video ,lol

[AzureDreams]

what is "chuck a fuck up"

[AzureDreams]

nevermind

[GutterClown]

give me a piece of 4x2, i'll fuck up Paris

[That Bloke]

Y'know, I'd take extreme pride in being the only human male that Paris hasn't fucked.

[ripit]

got to do it just for the cleb value

I wanbe a star fucker

[Wombatunder]

I would do it not because I like her been-hit-in-the-face-with-a-frying-pan look, but because the bragging rights would be enormous and well worth it.

sorry but if you ask me there's not much to brag about, seeing as; How many people have already done it......
It'd be like bragging about having a pussy. So what? So do over half the population:bikini:

[That Bloke]

It'd be like bragging about having a pussy. So what? So do over half the population

Maybe more like bragging about having 2 eyes.

[Dundasbro]

Maybe more like bragging about having 2 eyes.
There is some people out there with less than one eye. I would say it would be more like bragging about being alive at some point in time:elefant:

[vman]

I'd give it to her mainly to see if I could get more of a reaction out of her then what you see in that movie of hers. Looked like she wasn't even that interested in it.

[That Bloke]

I'd give it to her mainly to see if I could get more of a reaction out of her then what you see in that movie of hers. Looked like she wasn't even that interested in it.

Is it really any wonder? She'd be so loose that an oil tanker wouldn't touch the sides.

[Dr_B]

like throwing a sausage down a hallway

[Tintin]

This could be your big chance, Sydney guyz (& girlz)...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20983894-2,00.html

[beer_genie]

I dont reckon I would touch her, dont like taking seconds

[pinchy]

seconds?

[JumpinJez]

I'm guess he means sloppy seconds, but mebbe he thinks paris is so hot it would be over in seconds.

Me, I wouldn't touch her with a 10ft barge pole

[Shampyon]

I wouldn't fuck her with Noddy's dick.

[Tintin]

Me, I wouldn't touch her with a 10ft barge poleI've got one, if you want.

[Nagarjuna]

Nah! Too much a slut. Had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard!

[Tintin]

Looks like Fairfax jumped on the bandwagon:

http://blogs.theage.com.au/lifestyle/allmenareliars/archives/2007/04/shagging_paris.html

[SOC]

Looks like Fairfax jumped on the bandwagon:

http://blogs.theage.com.au/lifestyle/allmenareliars/archives/2007/04/shagging_paris.html

Dunno about Paris, but I'd certainly fuck that Candice Falzon chick, whoever she is :nod: