How long since your last root?

[SuperNova]

My apologies, I did not read your profile :confused:

[Sparks]

hmmm last root would be omg ......... wow .... omg ... round a month and a half .. ahaha .., man that sux

[Symon_magus]

I hate picking up when pissed, cos the next day they are never as good looking , as you thought the night before, when you were al loaded up of alcohol. .for some strange reason, alcohol can make anyone appear rootable.
http://www.t-shop.fi/shop/img/big/Beer_helping_big.jpg

[Sparks]

my dad has that in a photo frame in his bar. .. its awesome

[SuperNova]

so so true :)

[-=[BB]=-]

for some strange reason, alcohol can make anyone appear rootable.

Thank god for grog! thats all I have to say.

[vman]

just little over 1 hour ago :)

[abelgold]

ooh.. just over a week ago. Almost forgotten what it was like.

[djgcorporation]

god you people are sad

[pnkru`]

Dis moanin, biatch!

[Moga2]

2 weeks.... to long

[oggy]

this morning, yup, merry fuckin ho ho ho x-mas!

[STallingU]

Thurs night

[STallingU]

/\ What he said.

Crap now it sounds like I had sex with myself.
Well if that is the case then 5mins ago. My hand wanted stay around and talk for a while. But I just rolled over and got on the puter. Made the little bastard work some more. Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahaahahahahaaaaaaaa

[astro]

* astro lights a cigarette.

I's just like to say that imp is awesome for:
a. going to the effort of making home made beef ravioli
b. cooking said ravioli with a home made mushroom & bacon sauce
c. providing me with beer to drink whilst eating said meal & bowmore scotch for afterwards
d. lighting candles and putting on an episode of Neon Genesis Evangelion
e. giving me the need to light the aforementioned cigarette

[besieger]

i win!!! a whole 20 years, 6 days, 11 hours and 8 mins.

been close a couple o times though :P

/me claims innocence

[matty]

the birth process doesnt count as a root:P

[STallingU]

Wee hours of the morning.
Then tried again when I woke up. But almost threw up all over her. No she wasnt ugly. I was just really hungover.

[STallingU]

Wee hours of the morning again then twice when I woke up.

[muppet]

showoff..

too long in my case

[Elf_Girl]

11 hours ago...approx, around 3:30 in the morning..meh..
sucks though. wanted it when i woke up thismorning but he sleeps like a fucking rock, and in general too lazy once he woke up. :(

[FatherShark]

I actually haven't even had sex this year - I kind of felt a bit awkward having sex with my wife in the later stages of her pregnancy, being mindful of hurting her or the bub.

Now that the baby has been born, I need to wait for her to recover (six weeks has been suggested by the midwife).

When that time comes, it's going to be like two yoghurt trucks hitting a brick wall at full speed.

[Snapple]

I can;t bring myself to tell the truth, so I will just make up something. Every night, and twice on Sundays.

[muppet]

I actually haven't even had sex this year - I kind of felt a bit awkward having sex with my wife in the later stages of her pregnancy, being mindful of hurting her or the bub.

Now that the baby has been born, I need to wait for her to recover (six weeks has been suggested by the midwife).

When that time comes, it's going to be like two yoghurt trucks hitting a brick wall at full speed.
:faint:
the imagery..
:faint:

[Manshoon]

11 hours ago...approx, around 3:30 in the morning..meh..
sucks though. wanted it when i woke up thismorning but he sleeps like a fucking rock, and in general too lazy once he woke up. :(

Thats when ya just start on him......any guy who knocks it back even first thing in the morning needs a damn good slap across the head! (unless he is extremely sick or hungover in which case.....yeah)

[Hairyman]

'Shoon, you're back! I thought you had fallen off the planet.

[Scythe]

I can;t bring myself to tell the truth, so I will just make up something. Every night, and twice on Sundays.

Yes, heaven forbid someone tell lies about sex....:D

[Elf_Girl]

Thats when ya just start on him......any guy who knocks it back even first thing in the morning needs a damn good slap across the head! (unless he is extremely sick or hungover in which case.....yeah)
mmm...ima slap him across the head tonight then... :D

after a root of course. then for the hell of it..haha na, i'm not THAT slack.. :rolleyes:

[King_Crud]

It's starting to become a long while now, 8th of January in fact

[MAX POWER]

9am this morning.

I was pretty surprised I was up for it coz we did it three times last night, and I'm not a 'morning sex' person usually.

[Mooney]

Shoon, you're back! I thought you had fallen off the planet.


Thats because, I think hes addicted to WoW

[Snowball]

Last night, the beagle was howling in the back yard it was like she was telling all her friends.

[Snapple]

Last night, the beagle was howling in the back yard it was like she was telling all her friends.

Did you give her some lovin then?.

[stinky]

The great dane is too tall,
the chihuaua is too small.
The dog that I like to quell lonely nights,
well the dachshund is best of all!

[STallingU]

Last night then she dumped me halfway through it for something I said. Then 5 mins later she couldn't remember what it was that I said so we got back to it.
I don't know what it was that I said but it must of been real bad because she is real dirty.

[Snapple]

Last night then she dumped me halfway through it for something I said. Then 5 mins later she couldn't remember what it was that I said so we got back to it.
I don't know what it was that I said but it must of been real bad because she is real dirty.

You might have called her someone else's name, like her mother's or worse her fathers. :mdr: That would piss anyone off.

[Scythe]

You might have called her someone else's name, like her mother's or worse her fathers. :mdr: That would piss anyone off.

Well, for some people it would be a turn-on.

[STallingU]

You might have called her someone else's name, like her mother's or worse her fathers. :mdr: That would piss anyone off.
Don't know her oldies names.
I could of said no more beer.

[stinky]

he shouted out 'oh snapple's masterbating teddy avatar'

[Manshoon]

'Shoon, you're back! I thought you had fallen off the planet.

Im around......occasionally......too much World of Warcraft does that to a person.

[The Avatar]

It has now been over 6 months for me.

Shit.

[ezer]

never, in just undet 20 years

[The Avatar]

never, in just undet 20 years

Dude, do what I did, go get a whore. They are fun and can be cheap. Gets rid of all nerves and also gives you a funny story for life.


Mind you, I was 21 when I decided to take care of it.

[ezer]

that idea gets thrown around when im drunk with the guys from work, but not really that desperate that id pay for it

[minorproblem]

um 2 days or something.

[The Avatar]

um 2 days or something.

Shuddap!

[xsara913x]

almost two weeks : - ( for me


and its going to be another month in addition : (

[The Avatar]

almost two weeks : - ( for me

I hereby offer my services to fix this problem. :D

[xsara913x]

awwww how sweet, thanks for the offer

[Mr Bigglesworth]

never, in just undet 20 years

I know the feeling, no pun intended.

[Evil Dan]

Sometimes it feels like 20 years..............

[Aardvark]

I find myself referring to this stat far too often for my liking. While receiving regular doses of hot monkey loving, I was the last person to tell about it. Now that it happens at irregular intervals, I wish to make it known to the world

Whether this be because i feel I have something to prove or whether I wish to make the less fortunate feel jealous to inflate my own ego, I know not, but the answer to your question is monday morn', 'round 1ish am

[King_Crud]

Still January, been close a couple of times but no cigar

[muppet]

one week ago

[SOC]

2 hours ago.

Vive la Fance.

[metalhed00]

4 months. Maybe 3, who knows.

[peto]

I'm an evil bastard and should have made this known to all much sooner.

Back story (Like you really wanted to know anyways.....)

This chick at work sorta seemed sweet on me for close to a year. Unfortunately I was too consumed in work and too much of a pussy to actually ask her out.

Any ways after nearly a year she was posted out. Thought i'd never see her again and as she was now on a slightly different shift than I was, she was coming in for her last night as I was leaving to go home. I let her get to the other side of the op's floor and yelled out "So I hear this is your last night here"

"ummmmmm yeah"

"So where's my hug good bye then?"

She bounded across the floor and just about put me through the wall after launching at me from about 10 feet away.

"So wheres my kiss then?"

She tilted her head for a frenchy. I looked around and realised all eyes on the floor were on us and to save her a little embarrasment, gave her a peck on the cheek and left. Didn't think much of it after till about 3 nights later.

I found her at the 24 hour Coles in Manuka. I was on shift at the time and ducked out to get some dinner at 3am. We both kinda were supprised to see each other, but decided to grab some coffee when I finished work in 4 or so hours.

Time shift 4 hours later, and we're in Civic having coffee having a chat about where she's posted to etc etc. She asked for a lift home. When we got there invited me in for some cerial, seeing we both didnt have anything to eat at the cafe. She dissappeared for a few minutes while I was getting some plates, cerial and bread out for toast.

She came out naked. :boobies:

I paused and looked at her puzzled. "Whats going on here?"

"It's Valentines day and I'm getting a root damn it!"

"Oh shit sorry dude.... you'll have to go back and put your clothes on"

She stood there and I could see her forcing back the tears and embarrasment. I waited another half a minute or so, and just as she turned to go back to her bedroom, "So I can tear them off"

I've never seen a chick get dressed so fast in all my life.

oh and yay me! drought over

[Seeker]

2 hours ago.

Vive la Fance.

I'm calling bullshit on this one...I've seen what you look like SOC and there is no way you could get laid. ;)

[peto]

oh yeah, seeing I didn't answer my own question. :chair:

Not only does Valentines day sex from an almost stranger rock, so does random Birthday sex. So about a week and a half :whistle:

EDIT: damn someone else got in there before I fixed this

[Sagacious]

this morning about 6.00am

[Snapple]

Does having a dream that you were having sex count as a root . :confused: :whistle:

[Norm]

Does having a dream that you were having sex count as a root . :confused: :whistle:

Can't stop thinking about me Snapple? :lol:

[Snapple]

Can't stop thinking about me Snapple? :lol:

Now Norm, I don't mind them a little bit older, but you are pushing it to the extreme now :mdr:

[stinky]

Does having a dream that you were having sex count as a root . :confused: :whistle:

If you came, then it counts ;)

[muppet]

4 hours :dance:

[EvilMuppet]

4 hours *strut* hmmm...

[Snapple]

Somethings going on here,..............muppet and evilmuppet, have both had sex. Perhaps it is some kind of weird Muppet season. Muppets come on heat. I dont know, I just observe

[Scythe]

I dont know, I just observe

And the webcam recording will be posted to ZGeek when?

[Thyrd]

Snapple is begging me for phone sex. Tsk tsk tsk.

[Snapple]

Muppets rootin, is everyone’s supposed fantasy, have you not seen Meet the Feebles.
Thyrd, you just keep telling yourself that, I am sure along witht my pic, you can climb mountains

[That Bloke]

I can;t bring myself to tell the truth, so I will just make up something. Every night, and twice on Sundays.
I'm a 27 & a half year old virgin, I'd be reasonably sure your truth pales in comparison.

[Thyrd]

I don't climb mountains. Bone snapping heights scare the fuck out of me.

[Davo_Dinkum]

about 11 hours.....Although the missus flew back to NZ this afternoon.....*much sadness*....

And so starts my 3 month long period of no sex...

[That Bloke]

about 11 hours.....Although the missus flew back to NZ this afternoon.....*much sadness*....

And so starts my 3 month long period of no sex...

You & her are underage Vaclev

[Jimma]

But unless he is a position of care it doesn't matter. Anyway, surely he'd be 16 by now?

[That Bloke]

But unless he is a position of care it doesn't matter. Anyway, surely he'd be 16 by now?

He may be but she is allegedly still 15, it's legal in NZ but with her coming here & him doing it all the same that'd atleast make it statutory(sp?)

[Jimma]

Perhaps you mean "Sexual intercourse with child of or above 14y and below 16y", but I believe there is an allowance of a couple years so that he's in the clear.

[muppet]

Somethings going on here,..............muppet and evilmuppet, have both had sex. Perhaps it is some kind of weird Muppet season. Muppets come on heat. I dont know, I just observe
:whistle: dunno what yer talkin' bout :p

[Snapple]

I'm a 27 & a half year old virgin, I'd be reasonably sure your truth pales in comparison.

Hey Baby

[Norm]

I'm a 27 & a half year old virgin, I'd be reasonably sure your truth pales in comparison.

Hey Baby

Think Snapple if you were going to have your tonsils out would you want a doctor doing it for the first time? or a doctor that had performed thousands of operations?

Same rules apply.

[Snapple]

You are right I was so lame . I sould have offered him to tickle my tonsils. I am so out of touch :( LOL

[ezer]

sorry people but that jerk claiming to be davo was just a stupid troll

each day its getting closer to 20 years (just 4 days now)

[That Bloke]

sorry people but that jerk claiming to be davo was just a stupid troll


So you mean there's 2 stupid trolls who have called themselves Davo?

PS: I know Davo isn't Vaclev, I just wanted to see if he'd say anything about it.

[Snapple]

I though he was saying devo

[Davo_Dinkum]

*clueless about what's going on*

[That Bloke]

*clueless about what's going on*
The clue (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/showthread.php?t=50849)

[Jimma]

That was a funny post for a virgin. Just kidding mate, although you should go to a brothel or something man - for serious.

[That Bloke]

you should go to a brothel or something man

That would fuck me right up(& not in the good way), I'd have to be quite attached to someone to have sex with them & I'd be a great deal more attached after, a one off thing or something fleeting would not be good for my mental state.

[King_Crud]

I though he was saying devo
Are we not men?

[That Bloke]

Are we not men?
Probably not.

[JessicaDV8]

Noon today. haha.

When I left my fiance, I went for eight months with no sex. Since the age of seventeen, I had never gone longer than a few weeks and even a stretch like that only happened once. I had heard people talk about how hard it is to go for a long time without, but good lord. That was hell. Diddling oneself is kind of like eating pretzels -- you don't feel hungry afterwards, but if you go for a long time eating only pretzels, you start to suffer.

I even went home to Philly for a visit, planning to seduce an old friend. But he was on probation and wasn't allowed to root anyone outside of a committed relationship. D'oh. One of the problems is that Oak Ridge (where I was living then, in deep-country Tennessee) didn't have a root-worthy mayun within city limits, and as desperate as I was, I wasn't about to sleep with any bubbas.

It wouldn't be ZGeek without tee-em-eye. :silly:

Edited when I thought better of saying something that wasn't any of my business.

[stinky]

But he was on probation and wasn't allowed to root anyone outside of a committed relationship.

wtf?? sex police?

[FatherShark]

Did he have an electronic bracelet fitted to his cock or something?

[JessicaDV8]

There was a lie detector test involved.

[Directed]

There was a lie detector test involved.
THis sounds like a plot for a made for TV movie

[stinky]

that sounds like a really poorly thought up excuse by somebody who didn't want to root you.

[King_Crud]

I had the opportunity on Saturday night but she wasn't up to my high standards. The body wasn't even warm anymore

[JessicaDV8]

that sounds like a really poorly thought up excuse by somebody who didn't want to root you.


:(

[matty]

man havent had one since last saturday :(
was gonna today but there were people in the house :megafuckingangry:

[oggy]

5...6...7 days...how long do they bleed for?

[Seeker]

5...6...7 days...how long do they bleed for?


Depends on how deep you cut them.

Last root.....when was the last blue moon?

[Aurelius]

But he was on probation and wasn't allowed to root anyone outside of a committed relationship. D'oh.

I've never heard marriage called probation before, but hey, I can see the parallels. Except with real probation, you know how long the sentence is for.

[Snapple]

5...6...7 days...how long do they bleed for?

They say to never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and dosn't die :shrug:

[Symon_magus]

Last root? March

[MAX POWER]

Not since the 31st of March :(

My girls plane left on the 1st of April, it arrives back in the country at 8pm on the 12th.

I'll give her around 30mins to get her luggage & go through customs, 10mins to get to the car, 30mins to get her home, about 60mins to catch up with me and her folks, 5mins to go downstairs.

So by my maths, should break the drought at around 10:15pm on the 12th.

That's almost exactly 9 days to the hour. Seems like a long time, but after 33 days, 9 is nothing.

[SOC]

Lisbon, Portugal, 2 days ago...

[johny_roberts]

Lisbon, Portugal, 2 days ago...
whats the price of hookers these days SOC:D

[Boobmeister]

im scared ... JR posts in this thread .... and i get this rep from him:

"hey fuck you mang fuck you.... damm mang you make me laugh and are a good bloke with a wicked sense of humour with that said go get fucked...rofl"

hey Johnny .. i <3 you too mate .... but not in the :fag: like way you seem to be heading LOL

[johny_roberts]

Dont get all wet in the knickers ya made me laugh aint going to root ya fucking poofter :fag:

[Lord Shaper]

gotta be able 6 days for me... damn illness!

[Sagacious]

Mrs Sagacious left to take the kids to her folks for a few days on tuesday so there was doona dancing a plenty on monday night and tuesday morning.

[sperm]

1 month and counting

[joeTEK]

10 mins .... just checking email etc in between rounds :) Watched the Mundine vs Green fight tonight ..... not sure if I'll go 12 rounds but I assure you each round is more in the region of an hour rather than 3 minutes :P

[King_Crud]

still Jan 8th. I have had a couple of average opportunities but couldn't be bothered

[johny_roberts]

still Jan 8th. I have had a couple of average opportunities but couldn't be bothered

Those sheep told me to thank you King Crud for not fucking them....

[RisenPhoenix]

1 year 6 months.

When your 'Friend with Benefits' decides she wants to try celibacy, it kind of puts a dampner on your secksual confidence. D=

[King_Crud]

Those sheep told me to thank you King Crud for not fucking them....
my cock is too large for sheep. Unfortunately I'm getting too old to chase the horses all day

[mooshka]

five days...
marriage rocks!

[johny_roberts]

my cock is too large for sheep. Unfortunately I'm getting too old to chase the horses all day

sick cunt :D

[Cordis]

last night... oh yeah and can you tell you mum to give my underwear back :D

[INSAN3]

Yes Peto needs a Root.
I being the Good mate that I am, can confirm that this deserving Geeeek requires roooting...

It's not through a lack of trying either - there was this one time quite reciently where I even played a "game" with Peto and another lass I know.

The Game was called: "What will peto not lick off your chest?"

It was good for the first round of Tomato Sauce, which resulting in Peto loosing his tougue in her substantial clevage - then proceeding to BBQ sauce resulting in I would describe closely to french lock-jaw.

Unimpressed I was at the somewhat improptue whisking away of the girl in question just 5 minutes before we left... I swear he was in - but no!

Anyways... more stories to come...

[Stay tuned]

[oggy]

five days...
marriage rocks!

meh...newlyweds...that`ll turn into 5 weeks...:shrug:

[jmoore]

a week or two :(

[Something Fast]

Far too long.

[INSAN3]

I took one for the Team last Wednesday...
so I don't think that counts...


[EDIT]
Nope - sorry I think it was the week before... Am I supposed to keep track of these things?

[shytilwet]

Dunno. What's the time?

[INSAN3]

Umm... about 2300, 2420 and 2500?

- then I kicked her out...

[EDIT]
...it was a school night

[dozer]

5 hrs ago :cool:

2 hr session with carpet burn and lost clothing, thank you football.

[kiki]

Think Snapple if you were going to have your tonsils out would you want a doctor doing it for the first time? or a doctor that had performed thousands of operations?

Same rules apply.

:cheer: well said!

[Sagacious]

Mrs S has been unwell since Suinday evening so the last doona dance was had in the early hours of Sunday morning

[King_Crud]

My ex has got the horn. She's leaving the country for a long time within 3 months so now she wants to root until then. I'm debating whether it's a good thing.

[Up_All_Night]

its been one week

[sperm]

still Jan 8th. I have had a couple of average opportunities but I couldn't be fucked

Fixed it for you, you wasteful ungrateful frigid wuss. :grr:

[MAX POWER]

My ex has got the horn. She's leaving the country for a long time within 3 months so now she wants to root until then. I'm debating whether it's a good thing.

Don't do it dude, move on, that ship has sailed...

[stinky]

Don't do it dude, move on, that ship has sailed...

Yeah, there's plenty more little men riding canoes in the sea.

[Sagacious]

My ex has got the horn. She's leaving the country for a long time within 3 months so now she wants to root until then. I'm debating whether it's a good thing.
If you can do it on the understanding (for yourself) that there is no more to it than what is advertised then you should take this opportunity to shag yourself senseless and try out all those perversions that you may not have been game to suggest within the relationship.

Go for it I say and fuck her raw!

[King_Crud]

If you can do it on the understanding (for yourself) that there is no more to it than what is advertised then you should take this opportunity to shag yourself senseless and try out all those perversions that you may not have been game to suggest within the relationship.

Go for it I say and fuck her raw!
Just did

[ms edeity]

If you can do it on the understanding (for yourself) that there is no more to it than what is advertised then you should take this opportunity to shag yourself senseless and try out all those perversions that you may not have been game to suggest within the relationship.

Go for it I say and fuck her raw!
sagacious is a wise fornicator....unless you want to haunt her for the rest of her days....fuck her by not fucking her.

edit: d'oh

[Steely]

Made it to 4 years!! woohoo, or not :(

[TheBloatedFish]

Well I was on 6 months but went to Isle of Wight festival last weekend ended up getting laid boooyar. Plus she was hot :w00t:

[pliskin]

too freaking long

[Furball]

2 months... fucking slut-whore left me for her ex a month ago to the day, and a month prior to that was the last time i got any... and now i highly suspect that someone else was tappng that for at least that long... fucking hell thats cuntery, i fucking hope she gets herpes.

[King_Crud]

just did it again

[STallingU]

just did it again
Go for it Crud. You've got to make up for all that lost time.

[JessicaDV8]

I've changed a lot since the last time I was single, so no more rushing into rooting for me. So who knows when I'll have a root again. The old me would already have a fuck buddy by now. boohoo

[Sagacious]

15 mins ago. Batter up for the next inning!

[fenderbasher]

About an hour ago; had to get 'er done so we could watch USA vs. Italy...

[pinchy]

I've changed a lot since the last time I was single, so no more rushing into rooting for me. So who knows when I'll have a root again. The old me would already have a fuck buddy by now. boohoo
where do you find said fuck buddy? I mean you can't just look them up under B (Buddy, Fuck) in the yellow pages

[JessicaDV8]

The world is unfair, and it is much easier for a woman to find a fuck buddy than for a man to find one.

EDIT: I didn't mean this as bitchy or as smug as it sounded.

[Snapple]

yeah it is easy for chicks to pick up, men are suckers.

[daonoir]

waaayyyy to fucking long ago

[INSAN3]

The world is unfair, and it is much easier for a woman to find a fuck buddy than for a man to find one.

EDIT: I didn't mean this as bitchy or as smug as it sounded.
yeah I'd have to agree on that... ...somewhat at least.

yeah it is easy for chicks to pick up, men are suckers.
Only if you play your cards right sweetheart...

[The Avatar]

The count is now at 8 months for me.

I'm not a fussed about it as I was a few weeks ago.

[Thyrd]

2 days

[Spades]

last night

[King_Crud]

damn, it was going good with the ex but she weirded out on the weekend so my rooting fun has gone back to before, ie. zero!

[Asmodeus]

about an hour ago :)

and an hour and a half ago :D

and last night :1337:

:feedback:

[banga]

fuckin ages

[ms edeity]

1 hr ago LOSERS!!...Does it count if you're alone?

[Scythe]

1 hr ago LOSERS!!...Does it count if you're alone?

Yep, but you will be required to upload video evidence.

[sperm]

Im getting a little backed up !
[/seinfield]

3 months+ :grr:

[Miss Scarlett]

3 months+ :grr:


3 months? That aint so bad!!! Try 3 years!!!:shrug: Sometimes I feel ready to just swallow the next man I see whole!!!!:dribble:

[Aurelius]

Now, when I get some, all I can think of is "I have to go home and update the "How long since your last root?" thread"

[excalibur]

Im getting a little backed up !
[/seinfield]

3 months+ :grr:
It just twigged you are married. It all falls into place now.

[omg.ninja]

a year and 3 months .__.'

[astro]

It just twigged you are married. It all falls into place now.
So what's your excuse? ;)

[Seeker]

1 hr ago LOSERS!!...Does it count if you're alone?

Bloody hope so, if it doesn't then my belief of getting laid twice a day is false.

[dogwomble]

its been one week

Since you looked at me ...

I haven't had a root since I last posted here. It's been way too long :)

But I supposed it's me just being "picky" ... want something meaningful rather than just a quick one-off, and considering I do shift work so while everybody else is out finding some, I'm working and while I'm on the prowl everyone else is working. :owned:

[Spades]

lower ur standards and raise your expectations!!!!

[Ic3]

Last root was last year sometime, but that's because I gave up on the one-night stands, got bored, so now looking for a serious relationship, but it's a lot harder than I thought, especially since I did kinda limit myself but only looking for a Jewish female to go out with.

[durus]

Last year some time also (I think)....
CRAP.

[STallingU]

My last root wasn't last night or this morning. I stayed with 30+Gem (she is so fucken hawt that just looking at her your pants go tight instantly then become moist) last night. So had the op too. For some strange reason we didn't do IT. WTF is wrong with me?????????

[meg]

My last root wasn't last night or this morning. I stayed with 30+Gem (she is so fucken hawt that just looking at her your pants go tight instantly then become moist) last night. So had the op too. For some strange reason we didn't do IT. WTF is wrong with me?????????


You're a piss-head.

[Sagacious]

this morning 8.00am

[peto]

Wednesday night. She was a w00t r00t!

[STallingU]

You're a piss-head.
Well that shut me up. I need a drink :drink: Ahhhhhhh thats better.

[sperm]

You're a piss-head.
I thought to myself "why havent I noticed this poster in their last 200 posts ?"

then i did a search on past posts and it only turned up the word association thread and The Rep Whore Union of ZGeek:TRWUZ :rolleyes:

thats like a child never leaving the sandbox :grr:

[excalibur]

about 6 hours ago:)

[Spades]

my 89 year old nanna is staying with us for about two weeks - so i can forecast there will be no fucken sex until the leaves - why cant wives root when family stay with us????

[TehGovzog]

About two weeks ago, and I'm already going through withdrawals. Bah!
Hmm.. weekend.. money.. I think I have a plan!

[Mr Bigglesworth]

how old is this thread ..... man i need some action.

[AngusDuke]

Last root was 8 days ago.

As a side story, I picked it up because I appeared briefly on Big Brother (yeah, yeah, I know chumps) as a mate was in the house this year. Later on I got recognised for my 30 second appearance and pulled a root out of it. Haha! Success!

Cheers people...

[King_Crud]

Last root was 8 days ago.

As a side story, I picked it up because I appeared briefly on Big Brother (yeah, yeah, I know chumps) as a mate was in the house this year. Later on I got recognised for my 30 second appearance and pulled a root out of it. Haha! Success!

Cheers people...
shit. One of my very good friends lives with Merlin, the guy who put tape over his mouth and had the free the refugees sign on BB. I'm totally due for a complete orgy!

[Whiskers]

3 months? That aint so bad!!! Try 3 years!!!:shrug: Sometimes I feel ready to just swallow the next man I see whole!!!!:dribble:

Something has to be done with this.

[jmoore]

about 14 hours ago

[Davo_Dinkum]

April 26th...I have no idea why i keep turning down offers!?!?!

There's something wrong with me...

[PsychoNavigator]

January 10th...

My next one will be December 7th... that's a long fucking time but is gonna be sooo worth it.

Unless you count phone sex... if that is allowable, last night.

[Spades]

April 26th...I have no idea why i keep turning down offers!?!?! .

ur pet sheep know to ask for sex??:light:

[~vjay~]

ur pet sheep know to ask for sex??:light:

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/5356/att21373tg3.jpg

:buggery:

[FOC21]

Mmmm Lets see...August the 3rd, and hopefully I will se my bf on August 18th...I HOPE.
But if I don't see him then, it will be about, another 2 months most likely before I have sex again...*sigh*

[TehGovzog]

About 3 weeks ago now. I'd try harder but I'm lazy, and it's usually pretty cold outside. That, and I'm yet to find a willing (sober) participant. Must.. go.. drinking.. not care 'bout drunkenness..

[Sagacious]

last night..yummy!

[MAX POWER]

Last night, was pretty tough too since I was full of Thai food and Carlton Draught at the time.

[ms edeity]

20 minutes ago.

I rode my way through 3 big ones and moved the couch halfway across the room.

Yippee-ki-yay!!

/endattentionwhoregraphicdetailpost

[Holster]

you dirty dirty whore

[Boobmeister]

Jealous Holster? :D

[ms edeity]

I was with Holster. ;)

[Boobmeister]

We will be requiring video footage to confirm this .....

[King_Crud]

you're all sluts

[STallingU]

Twice this morning. About 2 hrs ago.

[Elentari]

38 days, and its been killing me... the *joy* of a long distance relationship

[johny_roberts]

Twice this morning. About 2 hrs ago.

Tell King Crud I said hello you sick cunt........

[STallingU]

Tell King Crud I said hello you sick cunt........

Hey Crud your boyfriend said Hello.

[Snapple]

Tonight.
OMG I think I am becoming a lesbo, I seem to be preferring the female option as of late. The only times I have had sex this year have been with other woman. OK I am going off to ponder my sexuality. :(:(:(

[ezer]

you do that, ill ponder my hand

[pliskin]

2 Fucking Long!!!!!!!!
Im More Toey, Than A Roman Sandle Atm! 101010!!!!!

[Sagacious]

this morning 'bout 4 and a half hours ago.

[JumpinJez]

Tonight.
OMG I think I am becoming a lesbo, I seem to be preferring the female option as of late. The only times I have had sex this year have been with other woman. OK I am going off to ponder my sexuality. :(:(:(



We need pictures.......


Jokes

Seriously about 16hours ago....

[Yogi]

Man like 6 months.. holy shit i need a new girlfriend.

[Spades]

Tonight.
OMG I think I am becoming a lesbo, I seem to be preferring the female option as of late. :(:(:(

as women get older they generally take on this preference - leaves us blokes with a difficult choice - join in or wotch :)

[Jude]

*checks watch* :w00t:


(it's been a long time between drinks)

[mjolnir]

i think its time my right hand went on long service leave...

[peto]

I've been getting some quite regularly now.

Best part is for a 25 year old, she still fits into her school uniform. HAWT STUFF!

Even better is that she's almost constantly on heat. So far the only one having a little trouble keeping up has been me.

Last olympics session was about 2 hours ago and damn it was goot!

[cheezdog]

3 months since my last root, and that was a drunken thing too.

I really gotta move out.

[FOC21]

2 months ago and that was with a lying scumbag of a cunt....

[stevecai]

july or august 2004.

[Up_All_Night]

a week ago. she said the other day it was the best i've been.. haha

[Spades]

6.00 am - wot a way to start the day!!!!!

[Furball]

Just dropped the bridesmaid home. Wedding was yesterday afternoon :greenwink I win teh wedding!!! :w00t:

[Shampyon]

Resurrected 2 week old thread because it's been nearly two weeks since my last and I'm gettnig realy friggin' antsy. The situation's made worse by two factors:
1) The girl I was with the other week was gorgeous, funny and tigher than a Scotsman's wallet, and
2) I have classes with a girl equally as hot and fun.

I'm afraid that if I try to relieve the tension solo, I'll rub so hard and fast I'll set my poor little fella ablaze :(

[FOC21]

Been a little over a week since my last root...and I am already fidgety...
Not helping the case is the fact that my buddy lives an hour away but work is too important at the moment...

Oh well will have sex in the few weeks I guess...

[~vjay~]

What is sex?

[Shampyon]

It's this thing people do when they realise they hate talking to each other :\

[Steely]

Just rechecked, still nothing since june 2001 ;)

Steely

[Glompbot]

its been about a month, maybe 2
i don't remember.

the only downside, unlike previously, there is no relief in sight. (although the upside is i no longer feel used)

desire to masturbate is still nil.

[dozer]

10 minutes :)

[Shampyon]

Minus rep attack on dozer!
:hit:
STACKS ON!

[Sutter]

A while ago now, but it was pretty damn good.

[Mulcontent]

before i answer i need some clarification.......
does " last root " imply
a wank ?
sex with a non human object ?
i know how picky forums can get :screwy:

[Glompbot]

Sex with another human.

[astro]

So sex with Sapia doesn't count

[Something Fast]

It's been about 2 weeks. I'd say it'll be another month to month and a half at the very least before that changes. I must admit, that's fine with me.

[Thyrd]

Hmmm, how long ago is June? 5 months? Time is flying by for some reason this year. It doesn't seem like that long at all.

[Lady V]

Hehehehe...
three hours ago.

[Aardvark]

So sex with Sapia doesn't count

Everyone knows Sapia is asexual.

She reproduces by splitting in half and buying another scooter and replacement boots.

That's why she's so short

[Furball]

Everyone knows Sapia is asexual.

She reproduces by splitting in half and buying another scooter and replacement boots.

That's why she's so short


Damned replicators.

[cyberwired]

bout 11 hours ago...giggidy! before few weeks ago was like 3 years omfg madness

christened the work car last night lol

[jmoore]

about 2 hours ago. :)

[dozer]

the storm before the calm.

[TehGovzog]

Just then. Giggity-giggity-goo!

[Spades]

christened the work car last night lol

sex with cars counts?? :omfg:

[cyberwired]

sex with cars counts?? :omfg:

sex IN the car counts

btw, this morning around 9am and last night around 2am giggidy!

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Hmmm, how long ago is June? 5 months? Time is flying by for some reason this year. It doesn't seem like that long at all.

I thought you were sex0ring the chick in your avatar. If you are not, can I?

[Javaira]

I think this thread would have more meaning to me, id it was phrased when was the last time you went more than a day with out be propositioned for sex, or groped, or felt up..................................

I know I married him, but that doesn't mean I am his sex bunny.

[Spades]

I know I married him, but that doesn't mean I am his sex bunny.

your vows were the same as my wifes i guess they are standard - to suck and to fuck - and i forget the rest :) :deadroot:

[cyberwired]

I know I married him, but that doesn't mean I am his sex bunny.

wanna bet?

[Thyrd]

I thought you were sex0ring the chick in your avatar. If you are not, can I?

You guys totally need to pay more attention. No, I'm not.

[Glompbot]

You guys totally need to pay more attention. No, I'm not.
it begs the question: why not?

[Shampyon]

it begs the question: why not?

Yeah, and don't give us any of that "She's my sister" crap. 'Cause it wouldn't stop any other zgeeker, and you know it.

[Thyrd]

Chill, I'm working on it :p