How long since your last root?

[ms edeity]

Chill, I'm working on it :p
You need to get her the Barbie dream house mang. :light:

[shytilwet]

Dunno, what's the time?

[Javaira]

your vows were the same as my wifes i guess they are standard - to suck and to fuck - and i forget the rest :) :deadroot:

That would explain it.

[m00f]

4 days

dammit

[matty]

two and a bit hours. almost 3 actually

[King_Crud]

about 30 mins ago. Huzzah

[dozer]

20 minutes and back in the game......

[Xythan]

Right Now...the mouse is dripping... :D

[TheJury]

does recieving head count?

[ms edeity]

does recieving head count?
only when you're 15 - not that anyone should knock it back.

[muppet]

four days

and damn but i miss him.. grr

[Aurelius]

So rather than racing down to the pubs to tell our mates, a ZGeeker's girl can rest assured that we will instead rush off to the web to put an entry in this thread?

All class!

[muppet]

So rather than racing down to the pubs to tell our mates, a ZGeeker's girl can rest assured that we will instead rush off to the web to put an entry in this thread?

All class!
we're all friends here. There are no secrets.

[ezer]

except for the secrets that are kept hidden in plain view in the rumormill

[muppet]

except for the secrets that are kept hidden in plain view in the rumormill
they're not secrets, they're rumors.

and it's still been 4 days since my last :(


maybe next saturday after an excursion to sexpo :D :D

[peto]

This morning at 6am! Next when I get home in about 2 hours! Regular sex is awesome.

EDIT: Morning glory is also awesome. Especially when she wakes me up for an early morning shag :):):)

[gunsella]

12 hours ago. 19 hours ago. 38 hours ago. 3 days ago.

yeah i'm back in the game... or i was. it might not be for another few days now :(

[King_Crud]

12 hours ago. 19 hours ago. 38 hours ago. 3 days ago.

yeah i'm back in the game... or i was. it might not be for another few days now :(
a local girl?

[Sagacious]

7.00am this morning.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

In my previous life.

[Colonel Kurtz]

Anything over 8 hours is too long

[metalhed00]

Anything over 8 hours is too long

Then its been waaaaaaaaaay too long for me.

[~vjay~]

I can't remember when :(

[ewe2]

I don't care myself, but good to see so many happy bunnies :D Now what about world peace?

[Cpt Jellybean]

mmmmm Maybe 6 months, holy crap, I guess the meds really dull your end. Oh well.

[SamBo]

about 15 minutes

[Snapple]

I got sick of waiting, so I did it myself.

[Spades]

I got sick of waiting, so I did it myself.

pics for proof plz

[~vjay~]

I got sick of waiting, so I did it myself.

Do it yourself doesn't count :p

[TehGovzog]

Two weeks, dammit. Wouldn't be complaining normally, but I'm taken! Hmph. Better get some on the weekend.

[Fuzzy Dice]

three and a half hours. yay is the me.

[Snapple]

Do it yourself doesn't count :p

I argue that point, I could argue this point three times a day. I am the best lover I ever had.

[Spades]

I argue that point, I could argue this point three times a day. I am the best lover I ever had.

er sex is over when the bloke shoots his load - how do you know when to stop??? :bukkake:

[Snapple]

er sex is over when the bloke shoots his load - how do you know when to stop??? :bukkake:

Grow up fuck wad.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Grow up fuck wad.

Ironic choice of words given the circumstances wouldnt you agree?

BTW ... no change in my status, given I have AIDS and all (allegedly according to Grumblefush and Turd)

[~vjay~]

Ironic choice of words given the circumstances wouldnt you agree?

BTW ... no change in my status, given I have AIDS and all (allegedly according to Grumblefush and Turd)

Crosses Mr Bigglesworth off to do list.


No sexxoring for you. :couch:

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Crosses Mr Bigglesworth off to do list.

No sexxoring for you. :couch:

I might have AIDS, according to them, but at least Im not a gorilla with the Ebola virus like they are. :D

[Snapple]

I might have AIDS, according to them, but at least Im not a gorilla with the Ebola virus like they are. :D

Get fucked we all know you have the bird flu.

[Furball]

Saturday night and Sunday morning - birthday sex is teh win! :nod: Especially with a hot blonde surf chick. woot.

[Up_All_Night]

weekend, yeah i said to myself i never would with this girl again, nothing wrong with her, she's fairly hot.. bit too thin, but have been every now and then for over a year, needs to end, need to find myself a new girlfriend and doing stuff like that doesnt help.

[BtrFly]

10 minutes.... ;)

[Hairyman]

10 minutes.... ;)

So much for afterplay you heartless hussy! :p

[Evil Doer]

5 mins ago. Christmas nooky with my secretary. She offered so why not.

[Sagacious]

this morning 630am:bananasex

[Snapple]

I am in the most worst mood, as in I have had to lock my7self away

[BtrFly]

So much for afterplay you heartless hussy! :p
:blushes: who me?? :p

[SOC]

10 minutes.... ;)So this is the 21st century equivalent of running down the pub to tell yer mates? :D

[s3raph]

Too long. Been in London for the past few weeks. Very much looking forward to going home, and seeing my girlfriend again. New years day can't come fast enough.

[peto]

Erk, the girlfriend has been away since the 23rd. I couldn't head off with her to see her family cause I'm on call at work.

Good to see that she still sends me dirts sms and emails. Thats gold. Cyber sex since she's been gone.

But at least the weeks drought will be broken some time on saturday. YAY me :)

[rascuache]

I think it was yesterday morning....

I was half asleep, nice way to wake up

[King_Crud]

About two hours ago. Much wootage in my pantal region.

[Thyrd]

About 13 hours ago at 4AM

[Glompbot]

its been months :(

[mjolnir]

its been months :(

*sigh* it's been years...

[rocketclock]

I'm doing it with MieMi as we speak, just popped on to check my email... :greenwink

[peto]

Just before work at 5am this morning.

Then I have to mention the shag fest 2007 that was on all yesterday afternoon and last night. It's awesome when she's away for 2 and a bit weeks, she misses me lots :)

Mind you, I'm having all sorts of troubles walking and staying awake here on a sunday morning. It was hella worth it though.

[Sagacious]

We did the deed on Friday Morning. It is now Monday so to paraphrase the Easybeats...."Monday I've got Friday on my mind." except their's was in prospect mine is in retrospect.

[Yogi]

saturday morning.. That should keep me going for a while..

[Sagacious]

This morning at about 2.00am

[Sutter]

This morning at about 2.00am

I got you beat.

[dozer]

only 18hrs, hooray for thailand!

[Sagacious]

last night about 8.30 and again this morning at about 5.30 --- Happy birthday to me.

[Sashasword]

Eww, wrinkley sex! :)

[Shampyon]

Six weeks...
or it was until two hours ago.
Yay for drunken sluttiness! I'm referring to myself, of course :P

[Newsworthy]

Too long to remember. Definitely over a year :(

[Furball]

I woke up to my girl slurping on my cock. :w00t:

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Id truly be embarrassed to say.

[cyberwired]

last night, the first was ok, the second time was fuckin fantastic!



excuse the pun btw

[muppet]

too long, want more, everyone tell evilmuppet to get his ass here :p

[Thyrd]

Bout 4 hours.

[banga]

"sigh"........................

[AsterisK]

thursday.

[JenovaSpawn]

5 hours almost to the minute. I know that because I like to time myself. I'm almost up to the 15 second goal my New Years Resolut0r set me.

[peto]

This morning at 2:30.

Was awesome to wake up to my partner trying to tear my shirt off whilst going down on me. Thats something i thought would never happen.

Still grinning here at work on a sunday afternoon.

[Sagacious]

about 9.00pm last night

[Spades]

must be a Canberra thing - something in the water - I got it twice in 30 minutes!!!!!

[Something Fast]

must be a Canberra thing - something in the water - I got it twice in 30 minutes!!!!!

What, start to finish twice in 30 minutes?

[jaay]

oh something fast you are such a lover

[dozer]

4hrs yeah babey

[Elentari]

It was Sunday nite, and it was fantastic! (outdoor sex on a nice clear nite always is)

[Xythan]

Repeatedly...in fact, maybe too often... :p Yesterday night was great...thank you baby, you know who you are.

Oh, Elentari...very nice! :D

[d3kst3r]

3 weeks... :(

[metalhed00]

3 weeks... :(

That's nothing. I'm on a year and 2 months, but I got some bjs this past weekend. :bj: :8:

[johny_roberts]

That's nothing. I'm on a year and 2 months, but I got some bjs this past weekend. :bj: :8:

your grandma visited aye................

[Seeker]

More like yours did.

[King_Crud]

about 10 hours. It was fun i think it was another one night stand

[King_Crud]

Tuesday night, but as opposed to the post above, this one might be a keeper. Hopefully me being away for the next two weeks won't put her off.

[Thyrd]

Going on a week.

[dozer]

2hrs with baby oil, boom chicka wow

[King_Crud]

About 16 hours ago. Geez, I'm starting to become a regular on this thread

[Glompbot]

jesus christ
is king crud the only zgeeker to get regular sex here or what?!

[~vjay~]

Yes.

[Elentari]

3 weeks... looking forward to some excellent secks this weekend :D

[King_Crud]

jesus christ
is king crud the only zgeeker to get regular sex here or what?!
yeah but it's all with different people. Call me old fashioned but the one night stands are fun but I wouldn't mind someone a bit more permanent. By the sounds of it the last girl I slept in Sydney might become a regular, she's a top chick.

[Sutter]

jesus christ
is king crud the only zgeeker to get regular sex here or what?!

I'm getting semi-regular sex. I've had my joyful announcements earlier. I'm keeping quite so's not to upset anyone not getting any.

[Glompbot]

How considerate of you.

I've hit 8 months. You know, I'm almost close to my original sort of vow of not having sex for a year.

[Aardvark]

'Bout a week, but she was a dead root, so that doesn't count

[Sagacious]

Saturday night...5th Wedding anniversary on Sunday. I love wedding anniversaries.

[Vardsy]

Last night and for the next 8 nights in a row, the wife and I are trying to propagate again :)

[Sagacious]

Last night and for the next 8 nights in a row, the wife and I are trying to propagate again :)

Good luck with project propagation Vardsy & Mrs Vardsy!

[catt]

About an hour ago :D ....'twas good

[Sagacious]

Easter Sunday Morning we made like bunnies.

[King_Crud]

Thursday night. I have a new wooza so there'll be a lot of rooting going on

[peto]

Woot! Looks like the missus will be missing me lots when I head off for nearly a month. So much hardcore bonking went on yesterday that I think I ran out of juice. Plenty more in stock for today though :)

[annie]

3 hours. Don't you just love early morning loven'?

[matty]

3 nights ago

[ms edeity]

3 hours. Don't you just love early morning loven'?
/signed.

mind you i was half asleep for half of it :P

[biomechanic]

3 weeks

[Holster]

Too long ;_;

[Elentari]

1 month ago... But this weekend marks a year since I first got boned by Afta. In celebration of this event I intend to recreate that moment over and over again :p

[King_Crud]

Thursday night. I have a new wooza so there'll be a lot of rooting going on
new wooza didn't last much past that posting. I then had a casual root with a friend of a friend, but since then it must be 2.5 weeks.

[pliskin]

way too long!!!!!!!!!
i think me and holly should get together for a shag!!

[wenches.inc]

the last time I had sex (with someone else) was when my son was conceived....I might have to lower my standards LOL





(son is 13.5 months old now!)

[BeeBeep]

..

[Newsworthy]

Move to Australia. vaginas are in desperate need here. :P

[Glompbot]

I orgasmed tonight, but not from sex. Gosh he's good.

[Glompbot]

I orgasmed tonight, but not from sex. Gosh he's good.

and we had a repeat tonight...

[King_Crud]

I got some last night. Looks like i have a fuck buddy, a friend of a friend, but I'm not really sure if i want it or not. This is the third time we've shagged.

[wildsoda]

My last root was last night, just before he went to bed. ::waves at Sutter::

(Oh, what a giveaway!)

[King_Crud]

My last root was last night, just before he went to bed. ::waves at Sutter::

(Oh, what a giveaway!)
gross

[Elentari]

I had some ginger the other night :p

I am still suffering from my sextastic weekend... I have the worst fucking hips. Just hope they are better in time for when I go to back to Sydney next weekend... 7 weeks of on-demand sex FTW! :D

[Sutter]

My last root was last night, just before he went to bed. ::waves at Sutter::

(Oh, what a giveaway!)


Just to gross out King_Crud more: It was awesome. :nod:

[muppet]

aww that's cute they even have matching avatars :D

[Springer]

11months............

i tired the celibate thing for 6mths after i broke up with my ex.......
Then after 6mnths i though yeha i would again.......... but for some reason i just haven got around to it.

I have forgotten how, and i think my virginity has near grown back :P




p.s tease me an i will fukn kill you, dont believe me? try going without for 6 months, letalone 11, and see how frustrated and angry you get.

cones, imho.

also, broke up a week ago.. help :/

[Sagacious]

Mrs S left to visit her folks for the week on Tuesday so we had been doing the do every few hours since Sunday afternoon until about 2.00am Tuesday. Bearing in mind of course that Monday was a public holiday up here.

[wildsoda]

aww that's cute they even have matching avatars :D

I just want to state for the record that I've had that avatar for at least a year now, and Sutter went and made a matching one of his own last night.

[King_Crud]

a few hours ago, went on a good date last night, so odds on something will go wrong after the next date

[King_Crud]

last night, three times

[Glompbot]

Woo Woo

[SOC]

last night, three times

showoff :nod:

[meg]

Aboot 10mins ago. Just once but it felt like 14.

[Spades]

3 times on my half day - I wanna take a week off now :)

[kiki]

I so dont want to talk about it...I had sex with a human garden gnome

[Fuzzy Dice]

since tuesday. gf's schedule and mine are NOT syncing up properly these days. I equals teh hornies.

[metalhed00]

Two days ago with this awesome girl and last night with an awesome exgf. :)

[Glompbot]

ten months
jesus christ i think i need to be put out of my misery already.

my friends just tell me off for being too picky, but i'm sorry, i want more than just a root!

[Steely]

5 years, that is all ;)

[King_Crud]

I've been getting a lot recently but i will be putting an end to it very soon

[fumpy]

22 minutes ago :D

[johny_roberts]

I've been getting a lot recently but i will be putting an end to it very soon

StallingU's ass hurts then

[Tintin]

I've been getting a lot recently but i will be putting an end to it very soonMarriage or born-again virgin?

[Sagacious]

Almost a week.

How I hate being sick. Hey I must be starting to feel better if I can contemplate a naughtie with the missus.

[Lina]

Not long ago. But this fb thing is starting to weird me out 'cause I don't know the rules. Shoulda probably rtfm :D

[ms edeity]

Not long ago. But this fb thing is starting to weird me out 'cause I don't know the rules. Shoulda probably rtfm :D
goodstuff - the rules are usually:

either party can make a booty call
either party can refuse a booty call
after a booty call everyone returns to their home with a nice "see you later".

and that's about it - anything else smacks of relationship.

[Furball]

About 4 hours ago in the shower.. holding her up against the glass... She's only 5 ft 2 so yea, gymnastics can be required to make everything fit.... :jackson:

[Sutter]

Monday was my last root. I've not done anything this week due to massive tired. We spent a long-weekend in New Zealand at went nuts :D Hotel sex is awesome.

[Glompbot]

shared bath, shared shower, shared bed = lots of fun

[Elentari]

On the weekend, and it will prob be the last I have for a while. (WTB: FB! :p)

[Megabyte]

Yesterday morning sometime

[Colonel Kurtz]

can't remember

[King_Crud]

since i broke up with a chick 3 weeks ago. That's a long time for me.

[Veeedka]

18 months :p

Help!

Hahaha...

[JumpinJez]

4 weeks ago in a whole 'nother continent

[Sutter]

Hmmmm, been a while now, another reason to miss my woman.

[Fitty]

My penis was lost in a terrible statue accident. I've never had sex, and never will.

[Glompbot]

yesterday morning.

[Elentari]

On the weekend, and it will prob be the last I have for a while. (WTB: FB! :p)

I spoke too soon... I did something I swore I would never do last night, but fuck it was good!

[meg]

I spoke too soon... I did something I swore I would never do last night, but fuck it was good!

Do tell

You can trust us :nod:

[Sutter]

I spoke too soon... I did something I swore I would never do last night, but fuck it was good!

Awwwwwww yeeeeaaaah.

Pics? Video?

[NorthOfTheCity]

Monday - and damn it was a long drive for a booty call.

[Sagacious]

this morning 5.00am and it absolutely fucking rocked!

[marantz]

its been months...i think im going insane....

[JumpinJez]

um, about 3 weeks ago, damn infections. (not that sort)

[Sagacious]

about 11am this morning. Stayed home late this morning and fooled around with the missus.

[Elentari]

Do tell

You can trust us :nod:

Oh it's not that interesting really. I have a principle not to do ex's. It didn't work this time round but it made for a fun weekend.

Now I can safely say that Sunday was the last time I will get any for a long time.

[King_Crud]

last night, and again this morning. And it was great

[pnkru`]

Last Tuesday week.. The missus is out of town unfornuatly.

[SamBo]

this morning

[meg]

Last night, and sheet burns to prove it.

[ms edeity]

1953.

[pliskin]

1953.

is that minutes, hours or days??

[Sagacious]

2030hrs today

[matty]

23 hrs

[~vjay~]

Well over a year ago now, and the last time I did it was lousy anyway.

Better to do it yourself than have a lousy lay.

[Sagacious]

Well over a year ago now, and the last time I did it was lousy anyway.

Better to do it yourself than have a lousy lay.
I subscribe to the contrary view. That is that sex is like Pizza; even when it is bad it is still pretty good.

[King_Crud]

Again last night, and it was some of the best I've had. It's good to be with someone who knows what they're doing and is into it.

[sperm]

Well over a year ago now, and the last time I did it was lousy anyway.

Better to do it yourself than have a lousy lay.
I agree with sagacious, getting any is getting some.

But if you are going to get picky, how long has it been since a good root then ??

As for myself, I get fucked over almost every day - but not in a sexual sense :cry:

[Glompbot]

Too long.
No sex in sight.

[King_Crud]

about 24 hours, i've been getting heaps lately, it's awesome

[Glompbot]

Less than 24 hours.

[King_Crud]

sunday morning, and i won't be getting any until tomorrow night!

[Colonel Kurtz]

this has become the root boasting thread...

[peto]

It certainly has since I origonally started this thread.

Anyways, the missus and I finally had our first offical house warming last week.
We have a message board next to the front door with the shopping list, due dates for bills, odd jobs that need to be done etc on it.

Today one of my friends came over and was astonished that the entry he made on brookes side of the board "Service Chris" had a lot of ticks next to it.

I didnt even notice it till he mentioned it. All I can say is.... AWESOME! and every event that lead to a tick was equally as awesome!

[Sagacious]

Sunday morning when I heard those magic words 'Job's on.'

[Glompbot]

less than 12 hours ago

[Sagacious]

so what changed from this ....

Too long.
No sex in sight. only three weeks ago to this...
Less than 24 hours.
and this...
less than 12 hours ago

Oh Friday Morning for me BTW!

[Glompbot]

Something ended with someone...
And then I met someone new.

[Sagacious]

Something ended with someone...
And then I met someone new.

well it was either that or you bought the trash you kicked to the kerb back in.

Good for you.

[Steely]

google says 163 044 118 seconds ;)

[peto]

Bow chicka wow WOW!

Last night when I got home from work!

[Glompbot]

So. Much. Rooting.

[King_Crud]

just then

[Chebyrator]

does your own hand count?

[Chebyrator]

ooh 300 posts...for SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[~vjay~]

does your own hand count?

What he said.

[Colonel Kurtz]

can't remember

[Spades]

a root last night, a wank this morning, a headjob at luncthime and another root this arvo!!!! LIFE IS GREAT

[Sutter]

I while now. Not since I left New York.

[Glompbot]

Single again, last root was on saturday I think.
Don't see any action happening soon, but... you never know.

[Aardvark]

'Bout an hour ago

Possibly a break in the drought that has been this year, who knows?

[Hooty Mcboob]

Half an hour ago :D

[McZ]

Dont remember and dont seem to care.

[Ic3]

Dont remember and dont seem to care.

Me too..i've stopped caring and figured it'll come when it needs too

[~Storm~]

About three months ago :huh:

[sperm]

About three months ago :huh:

Thats crazy ! I saw your n00b pic posting and you are also prime age for a lady.

Aren't you getting enough offers or are you just too picky ?


you know, for a girl if you don't use that 'hole' it eventually closes over like an ear-piercing.

as for a guy, refer to picture ...
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/6/8/2/Senior8.jpg

[pliskin]

way too freaking long

[annie]

5 months or so :(

[Glompbot]

2 months or so... but i'm not missing it very badly.

[grrrarfunkel]

2 weeks
but now its on, like Donkey Kong

[King_Crud]

My girlfriend got back from 4 weeks overseas on Monday. We've been at it like rabbits.

[annie]

2 weeks
but now its on, like Donkey Kong

In all my life I have never heard that expression, but now I've heard it twice in one day, and it makes me chortle.

[fumpy]

I did not sleep last night. It, was awesome. That is all.

[~Storm~]

Thats crazy ! I saw your n00b pic posting and you are also prime age for a lady.

Aren't you getting enough offers or are you just too picky ?


you know, for a girl if you don't use that 'hole' it eventually closes over like an ear-piercing.

as for a guy, refer to picture ...

ROFLMFAO Nope my boyfriend is in US Navy and he is back on ship sooo his next leave is not until March/April :(

So looks like its DIY until then

[King_Crud]

Yesterday morning, won't be getting any until this evening

[Fitty]

Me too..i've stopped caring and figured it'll come when it needs too Or it won't... come. Lol.

[Glompbot]

About an hour. With the Brazillian.

[Belgarath]

That's an impressive update speed :p

[Something Fast]

Last Saturday.

Sadly, I'll have to wait until next Saturday or beyond.

[kiki]

hmmm about 8 months

[Asmodeus]

night before last yay!

[Glompbot]

That's an impressive update speed :p

I was checking zgeek anyway ;)

I kicked him out cause I had to sleep cause I have work today.

[Belgarath]

I kicked him out cause I had to sleep cause I have work today.

Well I see you know how to put a chap in his place, then :P

[Glompbot]

Not something I'd normally do... I did it for a few reasons though.

[Belgarath]

Sounds... complex.

I'm glad I'm a guy, it's generally pretty simple... at first...
There cute girl. Cute girl like me. W00t!

'course if I start actually dating her, it helps to have a Masters Degree in How Those Words I use can be Turned back Upon Me :D

[ezer]

OOOOOOH yeah! last sunday!!!

celebrate good times COMEON!

before rhat like 9 months...

[King_Crud]

i've been at it very reguarly

[Glompbot]

Sounds... complex.

I'm glad I'm a guy, it's generally pretty simple... at first...
There cute girl. Cute girl like me. W00t!

'course if I start actually dating her, it helps to have a Masters Degree in How Those Words I use can be Turned back Upon Me :D

Yeah, sort of... it was midnight on a Sunday, i was tired, i had work on Monday, he wanted to keep going at it (jesus, talk about quick recovery!) but there were no condoms left, and i was a bit drunk.
And I'd hit my head at some stage.

He was a lot stronger than me and I did have a bit of an issue trying to fend him off at one stage... so I was a bit freaked out by that even though it was a small thing.... I had fun though, so I'm thinking of ways for a repeat performance minus me freaking out.

[stinky]

He was a lot stronger than me and I did have a bit of an issue trying to fend him off at one stage... so I was a bit freaked out by that even though it was a small thing.... I had fun though, so I'm thinking of ways for a repeat performance minus me freaking out.

You should never have to 'fend him off'. I'd be careful of this one!

[Glompbot]

He was just a bit too eager. And he realised and apologised straight away... But the fact he is stronger than me made me worry that i may not have had a choice if the situation was different. I have play/fought with guys before and i didnt feel as much of a difference in strength as i did with this guy.

[Belgarath]

Hmm. I'd be cautious of those 'just a bit too eager' guys... A guy should never be pressing himself sexually upon a girl in such a way as to require apologising in the first place.

And just remember, no matter how strong the guy is, his eyeballs and testicles are just as squishy as the next blokes...

[Glompbot]

Nah its nothing sinister in what happened.
I just got a little freaked out because he was very strong. Especially for such a slim frame

[sperm]

I'm rooting [you]'s mum right now ;)

[~Storm~]

Well at least close the door it aint a good look, my eyes! my eyes! Arrrgggggghhhhhhhh :aah::nonono:

[Glompbot]

The Brazilian again.
he came 3 times.

I feel pretty damned chuffed with myself after that work :)


Seriously.... best root I've had in a very long time.

[Elf]

So you should be Sapia. Been around 3 months for me with another 3 to 6 months before the next one. :cry:

[kiki]

Best offer Ive had in ages was 2 dykes today at a cafe opening party...

[Elf]

Haha - better than nothing

[Spades]

Best offer Ive had in ages was 2 dykes today at a cafe opening party...

Ill proivde the suite, popcorn and tissues - lets rock!!!!!!!! :eclique:

[~vjay~]

What's sex?

[Elf]

That thing that you do with your vibrator

[Colonel Kurtz]

Does Mrs Palmer count?

And if not, does it constitute a root if you don't cum?

[King_Crud]

I did it four times yesterday, taking e's on Saturday gave me the horn

[Sagacious]

I'm rooting [you]'s mum right now ;)

I hope you've had your shots mate



dreadful use of the [ you ] tag BTW

[lostreality]

15 hours ago. :(

[metalhed00]

BJ over the weekend. :bj:

[dozer]

BJ over the weekend. :bj:

bum job? giving or taking?

[JumpinJez]

bum job? giving or taking?

Its only gay if he pushed back.

[Asmodeus]

last night. yaya

[~Storm~]

I hope you've had your shots mate




Well I hope he, did she has been dead 5 years.

But what ever floats your boat.

[Something Fast]

Dead women can't say no.