How long since your last root?

[King_Crud]

about 10am this morning

[Glompbot]

I had the opportunity of visiting the brazilian (His house! haha first time) but he got freaked out by the idea of me riding my scooter in the rain, thinks its dangerous or something. Now I feel frustrated.

[Colonel Kurtz]

ummmmmmmmmmmm

[Glompbot]

what're you ummming?

[Belgarath]

Why didn't he just come pick you up? :P

[Colonel Kurtz]

trying to remember....

[sportbilly]

Give or take 78840000 seconds - or as it's a lot easier to remember about 2.5 years ago.

It better bloody well be like riding a bike!!

[Hit And Rum]

See the man with the lonely eyes...take his hand, you'll be surprised...

coz he is a total horn bagger

[sportbilly]

... it is always the quiet ones.

[Glompbot]

Why didn't he just come pick you up? :P

Oh, he doesn't have a car. He's saving up for one because he doesn't want to get a loan - He'll be buying it in feb.

He sometimes hires a car on weekends, but not all the time.

[stinky]

Oh, he doesn't have a car. He's saving up for one because he doesn't want to get a loan - He'll be buying it in feb.

He sometimes hires a car on weekends, but not all the time.

My dodgy-o-meter is going beserk!

[Glompbot]

How is that dodgy?
He doesn't want a loan because he doesn't know how long he'll be staying in Australia for.
But he wants a car. So he's buying one in Jan.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Best chance i had in years is now a distant memory :(

Nein sex0r for me.

[gunsella]

last week

[metalhed00]

4 times Saturday… 2 times Sunday… 1 time Monday… Good fun! :D

[stinky]

How is that dodgy?
He doesn't want a loan because he doesn't know how long he'll be staying in Australia for.
But he wants a car. So he's buying one in Jan.

I dunno, just that combined with the 'excuse' for you not to go over because he didn't want you riding in the wet ... both just rang a bit strange/dodgy for me.

I'm sure he's fine.

[tomsyman]

far too long.

[Ic3]

A while, but hopefully soon that will be fixed up

[Vardsy]

he got freaked out by the idea of me riding my scooter in the rain, thinks its dangerous or something

Code for: with another woman

[ACEwoK]

once this year and that was with the ex

[Glompbot]

Heh if he was with another woman then he must have been ignoring her cause we chatted all night.

[Colonel Kurtz]

Heh if he was with another woman then he must have been ignoring her cause we chatted all night.
It is possible to talk on the phone while receiving a blowjob

[Ic3]

It is possible to talk on the phone while receiving a blowjob

Definately

[Glompbot]

It is possible to talk on the phone while receiving a blowjob

Hahah

I actually think he's keener than I am for something more than just some drinking and rooting to happen... I almost never initiate contact on gtalk or phone, he beats me to it! Which is very weird for me. And then there is the cuddling and the holding my hand. Its just plain weird damnit.

One of my friends threatened to put a damaged goods sticker on my forehead.

But yeah, I don't care so much, even though he is a permanent resident I can't see him staying in australia long term, and there is a bit of a culture barrier.

[mjolnir]

probably not in time for World Orgasm Day (http://www.globalorgasm.org/)

[Glompbot]

Damnit!
I won't be uh... available then.

[metalhed00]

Damnit!
I won't be uh... available then.

tmi

[Glompbot]

What?! I meant I'd be busy fluffing my love sac!

And by love sac I mean http://www.lovesac.com/pillowsac.asp

[ACEwoK]

Just got home from the folks place and Chrissy dinner. Finally opened my present, from my friend in work.

She knows i've got my first date in about 8-9 years on Thursday. So she got me a book titled "How To Get Along With Girls - Secrets, Advice & Wisdom from the 1940's"!!!

Got to love pressies like that....Priceless!!!

[Glompbot]

hehe thats cute




and back on topic, just a little while ago.

he learnt two new English words today 'ticklish' and 'goosebumps'... It was funny trying to explain what ticklish meant.... so i explained by demonstration, turns out he's easily ticked :P

[King_Crud]

since Sunday morning grrrrr, g/f is in Perth for the week

[carsinogenic]

Not since John Howard was the prime minister...... cause back in those days, every political decision he made i seemed to get fucked! :P

[ACEwoK]

since Sunday morning grrrrr, g/f is in Perth for the week

Don't worry King, i'll look after her... ;) ;)

[Glompbot]

Last night... fucker gave me a hickey.

[King_Crud]

Don't worry King, i'll look after her... ;) ;)
yeah she mentioned that the locals were ugly stupid and smelly and wouldn't touch any of them with a ten foot pole

[Tank.]

just finished rooting. Girlfriend woke me up in a good way :D

[annie]

8am this morning.. and last night... and yesterday morning.. and twice friday night.
Booya. :D

[Glompbot]

About an hour ago.

I think its time to move on, its not so much with the fun anymore, and more with the conflicts between what he is saying and doing...

[King_Crud]

an hour ago

[carsinogenic]

my last root was too long ago, and i am holding out for [you]!!

[you], you know you want it.

"i want to be on [you]....... wait, wait, that came out wrong. I want to be on you"

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb190/ruzealot/ronbergendy.jpg

[gunsella]

10 minutes.

[kiki]

I think it was May

[carsinogenic]

may??????
damn girl you would be toe-ier than a roman sandal.

[kiki]

may??????
damn girl you would be toe-ier than a roman sandal.

no I'm fine...I think...Ive had offers but...yeah...maybe I forgot what I'm missing lewl

[~vjay~]

may??????
damn girl you would be toe-ier than a roman sandal.

Pfft. Try adding 06 to that date and you have me. And the sex in the long term relationship back then wasn't exactly rocking my world......masturbation is always a good option. :lol:

[kiki]

Pfft. Try adding 06 to that date and you have me. And the sex in the long term relationship back then wasn't exactly rocking my world......masturbation is always a good option. :lol:

well you know with your prospective career in lesbian pr0n....you could teach me how...as a ummm lets call it a dress rehearsal :smirks:

[Sutter]

Twice today, as well as last night. I've been dating my girlfriend for about a year now, and we can still have multiple sessions of great sex in a single day :D

[kiki]

Twice today, as well as last night. I've been dating my girlfriend for about a year now, and we can still have multiple sessions of great sex in a single day :D

:sticks tongue out: boaster!

[Asmodeus]

I'm having it right now. but shes on top so I can still post.

hiiiiiii!

[TheGorn]

September 2006 I think :/

[metalhed00]

Twice yesterday before Ozzy/Rob Zombie concert. :)

[Elf]

Meh

[Glompbot]

You know what annoys me about this whole not-a-relationship thing? I don't get morning sex. I like morning sex. I wake up horny and it annoys me that I can't just roll over and start the day with some awesome sex. Last time I got morning sex was when I was with my last late last year. BLAH, and he wasn't exactly what i'd call mind blowing.

Its been a week since I last got laid. I feel like I'm climbing walls with frustration. The brazilian is the best sex I've had for about 5 years (not to say some of the guys in-between weren't adequate), and I keep wanting more.

[wenches.inc]

You know what annoys me about this whole not-a-relationship thing? I don't get morning sex. I like morning sex. I wake up horny and it annoys me that I can't just roll over and start the day with some awesome sex. Last time I got morning sex was when I was with my last late last year. BLAH, and he wasn't exactly what i'd call mind blowing.

Its been a week since I last got laid. I feel like I'm climbing walls with frustration. The brazilian is the best sex I've had for about 5 years (not to say some of the guys in-between weren't adequate), and I keep wanting more.

go play with yourself and don't whine until you really have a problem, like when it's been 5 months not 5 days LOL

[Glompbot]

Haha, been there, done that. I'll pass thanks ;)

[ms edeity]

i hate morning sex - unless it's after coffee or i'm still tipsy - or if i'm really hard up :P

give me a nooner, afternoon delight, midnight rambler....;)

as for you sutter - it's only been a year - you should be 4 in a row. :P (or you're ghey)

[Glompbot]

A short while ago.
I'm still getting after shocks.
t'was an evil-awesome combination of awesome sex and alcohol and fetish stuff.

[Guest.]

A short while ago.
I'm still getting after shocks.
t'was an evil-awesome combination of awesome sex and alcohol and fetish stuff.

:aah:

[wenches.inc]

:aah:

in this thread if you leave your mouth open for too long, someone might just stick something in it :rrofl:

[Glompbot]

oh, and i'll probably be getting laid a bit more often woot!
he's moving to chippendale this weekend :)

[4wd4wd]

oh, and i'll probably be getting laid a bit more often woot!
he's moving to chippendale this weekend :)

I guess I know why I haven't seen you at work recently....

[Glompbot]

I guess I know why I haven't seen you at work recently....

haha
My contract ended on the 21st dec, I'm at a different company now on a 3 month contract :)

[BtrFly]

i hate morning sex - unless it's after coffee or i'm still tipsy - or if i'm really hard up :P

give me a nooner, afternoon delight, midnight rambler....;)

as for you sutter - it's only been a year - you should be 4 in a row. :P (or you're ghey)
i was woken up at 1am or so... dont wake me up. i am not a morning person...

ms - i much prefer those times of the day...

[~Storm~]

I think I forgotten how...........

[4wd4wd]

I think I forgotten how...........

is that your pic? Let me and my wife show you how....

[Glompbot]

twice. in the past few hours... was fun, taught him a few things I think :)
he's in the shower now... i'll see if I can get him going again before he leaves ;)

[MyPetMonkey]

twice. in the past few hours... was fun, taught him a few things I think :)
he's in the shower now... i'll see if I can get him going again before he leaves ;)
^
l
<- INTERNETS DOESN'T CARE->
l
V

[Glompbot]

hahah, well... thats good. I only post about it here to spare my friends :)

[sperm]

so we arent your friends then sapia ??

[Glompbot]

No... Not really.
Doesn't mean I hate anyone on zgeek though.

[~Storm~]

is that your pic? Let me and my wife show you how....
I am not into watching, if I was the next doors bedroom faces into my kitchen , and trust me they don't pull curtains.

They Pull other things ....O_o

[4wd4wd]

I am not into watching, if I was the next doors bedroom faces into my kitchen , and trust me they don't pull curtains.

They Pull other things ....O_o

No no no - you get me all wrong.

You wouldn't just be watching.......

(BTW -I do kid....)

[~Storm~]

No no no - you get me all wrong.

You wouldn't just be watching.......

(BTW -I do kid....)

Ohhh

[That Bloke]

(BTW -I do kid....)
The police shall be paying you a visit shortly.

[Spades]

this morning and the plan is tonight again.....

[Glompbot]

mmm valentines day.

[King_Crud]

did it on the couch this arvo

[Kommando]

5 hours ago

[gimpieman]

130 minutes.

[davidb]

Fuck you all!!!!1!!
I win for abstinence - 3 YEARS!!!
Bout my drought will soon end.. :D
I Finally found some one I wanna be with and after quite some time of mucking around I will finally let it in her.... Or she will let it in her... what eva...
Point is... Once the gates Open, It will be a near daily event :D

[mjolnir]

mate, I'm looking at 4 years and a month... though I'm feeling somewhat good about this year...

quite sure there are other members here with even longer...

[King_Crud]

hell, even at my worst i wouldn't go more than a few months.

For me it was Thursday night. The g/f is away this weekend so i'll have to wait a couple more days

[Thyrd]

Less than 5 minutes ago. Now I'm being geeky and letting the whole interbutts know.

[~vjay~]

2 years and counting, woooh!!








:ha:

[carsinogenic]

sex.... oh yeah i almost remember what that is like :P

its been a couple of months for me. but thats ok, its not a need just a want.

[Thyrd]

Less than 5 minutes ago. Now I'm being geeky and letting the whole interbutts know.

aaaand again. I'm a stud!

[carsinogenic]

aaaand again. I'm a stud!

the first thing you do post coitus is post in this thread?? thats a bit weird.
aren't you supposed to have a smoke then raid the fridge? soon after followed by a nap???

times have changed it would appear!

[kiki]

an hour ago...Im a happy camper

[lostreality]

lol this thread is scary.

[Thyrd]

the first thing you do post coitus is post in this thread?? thats a bit weird.
aren't you supposed to have a smoke then raid the fridge? soon after followed by a nap???

times have changed it would appear!

The world needs to know how awesome I am. That takes priority over any form of afterglow.

[Asmodeus]

Just got done with an impromptu threesome about half an hour ago.

I win this thread.

[~vjay~]

Just got done with an impromptu threesome about half an hour ago.

I win this thread.

A session with Scott and your hand doesn't count.


*runs*

[carsinogenic]

3 some?? had you invited the rest of us you could have bumped the number up to something interesting. like a 20some :P

[Asmodeus]

3 some?? had you invited the rest of us you could have bumped the number up to something interesting. like a 20some :P

screw that shit, if I'm going for a gaggle of geeks doing the soul train, i damn well better get teh lucky pierre spot.

[Elf]

A session with Scott's picture and your hand doesn't count.


*runs*

Fixed :D

[Spades]

does mrs palmer and her five daughters make a sixsome?

[King_Crud]

Just got done with an impromptu threesome about half an hour ago.

I win this thread.
i had an impomptru foursome (me & three chicks) when i was 19. It was fun

[wenches.inc]

someone told me to fuck off today...closest I've got to it anytime lately!

[davidb]

Well mine was Sunday and b4 that Saturday!
Broke up with my GF on Monday, Went for a weekend away and w00t I got more on one weekend then I have in the past 3 yrs!

GOTO LOVE REBOUND ROOTS + Central Coast Bitches!!!!!! :D

[peto]

Last night.

Freaking sweet!

[Asmodeus]

during lunch, in my office.

im better

[Mr Bigglesworth]

no change since last update :(

[wenches.inc]

12-01-08 go play with yourself and don't whine until you really have a problem, like when it's been 5 months not 5 days LOL

or nearly a year!

[gimpieman]

Yesterday. Behind an electrical transformer thingy.

[wenches.inc]

Yesterday. Behind an electrical transformer thingy.

shuddup!!
:eek:

[Steely]

coming up for 6 years next month ;)

[wenches.inc]

coming up for 6 years next month ;)

I'll shuddup now! Sheesh did you have a bad experience? Can't find anything you'd like? If so, are you sure you're not being overly fussy? :p lol

[carsinogenic]

coming up for 6 years next month ;)

6 years?! are you a priest?

but on the upside, after 5 years without you are a legitimate born again virgin.

[deelicious]

6 weeks, prior to that 6 weeks, prior to that 13 months ... *sigh*

[Aardvark]

6 years?! are you a priest?


I vote for married

[mjolnir]

6 years?! are you a priest?

but on the upside, after 5 years without you are a legitimate born again virgin.

jesus... that means I've got till next Feb to get laid...

[Spades]

im planning for tonite!!!! whose free?

[skylar]

I guess I qualify for this thread now. 2 weeks tomorrow. 6 days to go.

[Glompbot]

The brazilian went back to brazil. He'll be back in late july or august I think.
:/

[Steely]

Nope, not married or a priest, not too fussy either, let's just say i got burned a long time ago, and haven't really cared to "get back on the horse" so to speak.

That said, it's been great for my 70's/80's pron collection! ;)

Steely

[Thyrd]

Yesterday morning.

[carsinogenic]

...... i find this thread depressing.

its easy to forget about something when you are not reminded of what you a missing.
so yer, thnx guys!

[wenches.inc]

...... i find this thread depressing.

its easy to forget about something when you are not reminded of what you a missing.
so yer, thnx guys!

I don't find it depressing but I have to agree with the rest, I don't miss it particularly until I see a post here then I go "sheesh that's right it's been a while" :p

[BenZor]

Fuck, like, before I went to the states..

4 Months?! Arghhhhh

[Ic3]

Well, finally the drought was broken...last night..well more this morning at 5am :D

[deelicious]

does cyber count? if so, last night

if not, no change on last post :(

[metalhed00]

3 times on Saturday.

[kiki]

3 times on Saturday.

surely its the quality that counts? was it the same person all 3 times?

[carsinogenic]

i turned down having sex with a stripper/escort. (of course no charge)

so no change.

although she left the offer on the table for whenever i feel like it.
but i am not sure that i could feel comfortable shagging a stripper again.

[Colonel Kurtz]

i turned down having sex with a stripper/escort. (of course no charge)

so no change.

although she left the offer on the table for whenever i feel like it.
but i am not sure that i could feel comfortable shagging a stripper again.
again? :hail:

[backscratcher]

Um do dreams count, cause if they do, I haven't had a night off and I must say I've been very well satisfied too :D but if we're talking reality, too long ago :(

[Furball]

i turned down having sex with a stripper/escort. (of course no charge)

so no change.

although she left the offer on the table for whenever i feel like it.
but i am not sure that i could feel comfortable shagging a stripper again.

Send her my way, im a mite antsy.

[skylar]

I guess I qualify for this thread now. 2 weeks tomorrow. 6 days to go.
Well, this was rectified on Sunday. Thought I'd keep you all updated. I don't belong here anymore.

[Thyrd]

Monday night.

[Kez]

This morning.

[TheAwesome]

Wow... not many people here have a decent sex life.

Mind you... I left my missus a few months ago, but before that I wouldnt go any longer than 2 days usually.

I think we need to chip in and get the guy with the longest wait a hooker!

[purplepong]

forever!

[TheAwesome]

forever!

You just want the hooker!

[Sagacious]

yesterday morning was the first time in almost 10 months and the first time since I went into Hospital with Heart Failure. did it twice and once again this morning which means my heart is better than it was before it went into failure. I am a happy chappy and the missus is even happier. A little sore but very happy indeed.

[Glompbot]

Shortly before I went to the US...

Oddly enough I don't want sex... I mostly want someone to act as a bed warmer cause its fucking cold at the moment.

[wenches.inc]

Shortly before I went to the US...

Oddly enough I don't want sex... I mostly want someone to act as a bed warmer cause its fucking cold at the moment.

I have an electric blanket for that...never makes me sleep in the wet patch...is wonderful!

[Megabyte]

hehe, not all that long ago. :p

[Elf]

last September

[ms edeity]

2 weeks ago - but tomorrow will be a drought breaker!!!

[russ9000]

Last night or was that early this morning hmmmm both!

[Thyrd]

5 minutes ago.

[MyPetMonkey]

5 minutes ago.

Oh thats just gross.......

[Thyrd]

:D

[backscratcher]

5 minutes ago.

BOOYAH!!!!! :8::8::8:

[Marchpig]

Oh thats just gross.......

You're just jealous.
And it's only gross if you're doing it right.:D

[Fleur]

5 minutes ago.

:nonono:

[metalhed00]

Some Friday night fun and twice during the weekend.

[Mighty Midget]

Last Wednesday!

[Sutter]

5 minutes ago.

Who jumps on the net that soon after sex?

You crazy kids with your intertubes.

Anyway, for me it was yesterday, twice. :)

[backscratcher]

hmmmmm......thinking.......hang on wait a minute.....nope sorry that was a dream. Yep confirmed it's been a while

[carsinogenic]

i have noticed a pattern of "5 minutes ago" posts.
to that i say where is the dedication??

i am yet to see a "well, i am actually up to my nuts in guts as i type this post" posts (or the female equivalent)

[Sagacious]

this morning at about 6.45am

[lostreality]

13 hours ago :(

[mjolnir]

i have noticed a pattern of "5 minutes ago" posts.
to that i say where is the dedication??

i am yet to see a "well, i am actually up to my nuts in guts as i type this post" posts (or the female equivalent)

perhaps even something along the lines of "In fact I'm doing it doggy-style right now, and I'm resting the laptop on her back"

[Marchpig]

perhaps even something along the lines of "In fact I'm doing it doggy-style right now, and I'm resting the laptop on her back"
Dude, high five! oh, wait you mean what if...and I was already to rep you and everything.

[Artful-dodgeR]

Last 24 hours: 1 hour ago, around 3pm, 10am, midnight, just after dinner (bathtime fun)

Not bringing my A game either, running a fever of between 38.7-39.1c at the moment.

Last few weeks though... Well I'm glad I can walk but I have no idea how its possible.

Edit: And by the looks of things in the next 20 or so minutes.

[King_Crud]

it's been a few days. Oh dear.........

[carsinogenic]

perhaps even something along the lines of "In fact I'm doing it doggy-style right now, and I'm resting the laptop on her back"

but as soon as there is that sort of post, you know that some smart arse is going to say "pic or it didn't happen"

[wenches.inc]

it's been a few months...hmmm shit it may well be a year...I better go check this thread and see when it was. Last time can't have been too good hehe :mdr:

[Glompbot]

Too long.
But I don't have the time to get involved with anyone new. In 2 weeks my weekend is reduced to 1 day a week for the next 3 months.

I'll catch up with the brazilian when he's back

[Glompbot]

about an hour.

[and3w]

about an hour.

:greenwink:

[Glompbot]

I blame Bulmers. And pint glasses.

[and3w]

I blame Bulmers. And pint glasses.

Yeah, getting the poor bloke that drunk isn't really fair, y'know... :D

[Glompbot]

Hahah, he only showed up at 9pm. We'd been drinking since 6!

[gunsella]

10 hours.

[King_Crud]

10 hours.
yellow fever?

[King_Crud]

girlfriend is up on blocks so she gave me a blowjob to help pass the time

[Nandragon]

what's a root

[~vjay~]

Something I don't get :rrofl:

[Elf]

this morning

[Kommando]

Thursday.

i could really go for a booty call right now.

[sperm]

what's a root

Sheesh, we havent seen you around these parts for awhile nan.

'Rooting' is what you do for the team ;)

:bs:

[pac_woman]

:)

[FOC21]

16 days...I miss sex...regular "I know I am gonna get awesome sex whenever I want it" sex

[bazzatron]

3hours ago

[carsinogenic]

far too long.
and this is why my gigalo business failed.
:P

[biomechanic]

3 months

[FatherShark]

11 and a half hours.

:clap:

[FatherShark]

this morning

you're welcome...

[metalhed00]

Last night.

[Megabyte]

Today. Shower sex FTW. :D

[~vjay~]

This afternoon.

[Marchpig]

I had sex with my hand about 6 hours ago, does that count?

[carsinogenic]

Last thurs(2 girls 1 spa FTW!!), then fri, then yesterday.
Although.... i kind of only remember last nights due to drunken blur for the others. (but being drunk is the only way I pick up) Plus i feel like a slut cause it was with different people, but once again I blame the booze(and Bastard Bruce) Meh!!
“I was drunk and in a strange place…”

[backscratcher]

I had sex with my hand about 6 hours ago, does that count?

it must be all those nuts and bolts and the smell of diesel that turned you on, I mean correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't you working???? or at least supposed to be. Sheeesh I feel dirty, out done by machinery, harsh

[Xythan]

If it still ain't wet from last time, it's been too long...and I'm dry. :p

[LisaJ]

too long...

[carsinogenic]

dude, i am at work atm....i would hope that its not wet?!

[Spades]

last night .........all is good in the world

[Phife]

Two weeks. My wife and I have both been sick. Ugh.

[Glompbot]

I'd run out of condoms a month or two ago.... Conveniently enough I won a fuckload of condoms at trivia on thursday night...

Its like... if you have them, they will come.....
:D

[Megabyte]

What a bizarre thing to say...


Anyway, it's been... 5 days for me. O_O

[King_Crud]

I'd run out of condoms a month or two ago.... Conveniently enough I won a fuckload of condoms at trivia on thursday night...

Its like... if you have them, they will come.....
:D
you have a vagina and an anus, yet this didn't change anything?

[minorproblem]

About 10 days :( hopefully the dry spell will end soon :p

[backscratcher]

almost 3 weeks now and still will be a few more weeks yet :( If I'm a lucky gal I might just get lucky in time for xmas....... damn you MP hurry up and cum home heheheh see what I did there I said cum

[foolish42]

15 minutes ago...nap time.

[Glompbot]

What a bizarre thing to say...


Anyway, it's been... 5 days for me. O_O

haha, i was amused by the coincidence of it all :)

Also, condoms: serious business. I'm shocked when I find out people don't use protection.

[Kommando]

yesterday, 4 times.

[metalhed00]

yesterday, 4 times.

Wow your boyfriend is a slut.

[Fleur]

About a week ago and by the looks of it, another week to go.... incredibly antsy now >:(

[Kommando]

Wow your boyfriend is a slut.

I'm loose as anything right now.

[Ic3]

Friday night! :D

[wenches.inc]

About 10 days :( hopefully the dry spell will end soon :p

That's not a fucking dry spell! :grr:

[Marchpig]

:cry:6 Days...another 9 to go

[and3w]

about 6 hours ago :p

[Hairyman]

about 6 hours ago :p

Your hand does not count as a root.