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Should be used to say "I need a root damn it!!!!!!"
So I figured that I'm going to make myself all pathetic and hope like hell the zChicks take note that I really need a root. Have pitty on me.
Last time for me was 3 years ago to the day.
gunsella
22-05-2005, 11:11 AM
4 or 5 days.
rayjayjohnson
22-05-2005, 11:31 AM
3 years ago? ouch. i mean, bwhahahahahahahaha.
you crewl bastard :P
the point of the thread is not to make your self look manly eg. :HA: "My last was a few minutes ago and already i'm getting ansy." it's more of a pathetic attempt to guage the interests from the ZGirls on idiots like myself
rayjayjohnson
22-05-2005, 11:54 AM
oh, right. i'll keep your secret. ;)
how to i pm again?
Manshoon
22-05-2005, 12:37 PM
Longer than you peto
55 minutes ago. But not "ansy" yet. ;)
Sagacious
22-05-2005, 01:08 PM
About 2 and a half to 3 weeks (mothers day I think) but then the missus and I have both been sick in that time as has the kid and the missus is pregnant which makes her mood 'variable'.
excalibur
22-05-2005, 02:27 PM
About 9 months. That should be changing relatively soon.
Something Fast
31-05-2005, 12:41 PM
Three days.
dwarfthrower
31-05-2005, 12:44 PM
Just over 12 hours.
BtrFly
31-05-2005, 12:47 PM
3.5 mths...
gunsella
31-05-2005, 12:56 PM
3 hours
Sagacious
31-05-2005, 12:59 PM
2 days 4 hours 30 minutes
Blink
31-05-2005, 01:01 PM
About 5 days, but since then I have been down with the flu and the missus has caught it now...
Peto...be careful man, I would imagine after 3 years that anything female would start to look good. This weekend take a couple of mates out to your local meat-market type club / pub, wait till about an hour before closing and then take your pick...
Merudo
31-05-2005, 01:10 PM
2 days 4 hours 30 minutes
the level of detail there is kinda scary, you know!
heh
few months here, not that i'm keeping a count by hours and minutes like sagacious :rolleyes: :p
SamBo
31-05-2005, 01:20 PM
about 1.5 days
lostreality
31-05-2005, 01:29 PM
a couple of days.
Scythe
31-05-2005, 10:44 PM
*remains conspicuously silent*
Tigress
31-05-2005, 10:52 PM
few months here, not that i'm keeping a count by hours and minutes like sagacious :rolleyes: :p
I agree, that's kind of creepy! :aah:
Mind you, it has definately been a lot longer than sagacious, so maybe I'm just jealous ;)
Mr Bigglesworth
01-06-2005, 12:54 AM
No comment, noone would believe me if I said the truth.
Sagacious
01-06-2005, 01:05 AM
I agree, that's kind of creepy! :aah:
Mind you, it has definately been a lot longer than sagacious, so maybe I'm just jealous ;)
Can I help it that I remeber doing the wild thing with the missus at 8.00am on Sunday.
You people!
Incidentally it's 12.03 am on Wednesday 01/06/05 and the clock is at 33 minutes.
pliskin
01-06-2005, 01:07 AM
1 yr
Juice Biscuit
01-06-2005, 01:41 AM
lets just say, the last time i had sex, the world trade center was still standing.
C'mon, I thought when chicks claim that their boys can bring down the ceiling with their sex skills sounded impressive.
But collapsing the towers?
You animal kleph.
Mr Bigglesworth
01-06-2005, 11:46 PM
lets just say, the last time i had sex, the world trade center was still standing.
Mines far far worse but next time your around were going to Tiffanys. :jizz:
metalhed00
02-06-2005, 09:51 AM
Only once in about 11 months; longest cold streak since I entered the world of fuck (about 9.5 years ago at 17).
It sucks, but I don't have to put up with anybody other than myself.
btwong
02-06-2005, 10:13 AM
hmm... since i live with my woman...
11 hours ago!
Serpent_Girl
02-06-2005, 10:49 AM
Sometime over two weeks.
:rolleyes:
Boobmeister
02-06-2005, 10:52 AM
around 2 hrs ... and i get to go home for lunch ... so only 2 hrs till i get another turn .... hehehehe
Boobmeister
02-06-2005, 11:23 AM
Kleph .... did u see my g/f in the boobie comp? EVERY one matters ;)
Boobmeister
02-06-2005, 11:29 AM
Not anxious, just excited ...... ;)
every "lay" matters, every "lay" enjoyable - there are just degrees. :)
annie
02-06-2005, 02:51 PM
7 months :(
Boobmeister
02-06-2005, 02:52 PM
ahhhhh 15 mins ... back at work now tho .... hehehehe
-=[BB]=-
02-06-2005, 03:06 PM
3 months or so, seems like forever....
ShinymetalASS
02-06-2005, 03:08 PM
week and a half. give it a little under 24 hours though and it shall be.... since.... right THEN!
banga
02-06-2005, 11:16 PM
week and a half. give it a little under 24 hours though and it shall be.... since.... right THEN!
salami doesnt count shiny :P
MADCAT
03-06-2005, 10:57 AM
Last root i got was sunday mornin.
biomechanic
13-06-2005, 03:24 PM
3 days ago.
Before that it was 3 and a half years.
I'm back in the game, bebe!
minigirl
13-06-2005, 03:31 PM
feb 25, 2004
excalibur
13-06-2005, 03:35 PM
feb 25, 2004
for prosperity.
11 days ... since I left my gf back in London to work in syd for a few weeks. fuck i miss it .... (and her for that matter)
Scythe
13-06-2005, 03:55 PM
for prosperity.
Were you planning on making a profit off that fact somehow? :confused:
Davo_Dinkum
13-06-2005, 04:21 PM
I'm a virgin.
excalibur
13-06-2005, 04:42 PM
Were you planning on making a profit off that fact somehow? :confused:
I did. Mini Girl gave me rep for it.
Up_All_Night
14-06-2005, 12:33 AM
11 hours ago
Uther Pendragon
14-06-2005, 03:26 AM
9 days ago.
Already getting uber antsy again, I want more goddamnit :(
johny_roberts
14-06-2005, 03:29 AM
June 12, 2005
and it was gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodddddddddd ddddddd
deevil
14-06-2005, 03:51 AM
Well, the wife and I don't get going very often, but on June 11 we did (and it was my birthday, so that's extra great).
Truephoenix
15-06-2005, 01:43 AM
Depends what counts as a root, but yeah it's been years :(.
snoopen
15-06-2005, 04:41 PM
*counts on fingers* hmmm too many hours to count on both hands.... too many days to count on one hand... where that leaves me I don't know! :S
Jabro
13-07-2005, 05:28 PM
well my girlfriend went overseas for 6 months last december, now she's back i can safely say July 13th, 2005 :]
well my girlfriend went overseas for 6 months last december, now she's back i can safely say July 13th, 2005 :]
have fun ;)
and yesterday :D
biomechanic
13-07-2005, 05:33 PM
Oooo I have an update!
I finally got laid again! It's only been a few days now! WOO!!!
Oooo I have an update!
I finally got laid again! It's only been a few days now! WOO!!!
:D :D :D :D
:banana: I salute you!!
I went home for lunch with astro..... So about 2.5 hours ago ;)
BtrFly
13-07-2005, 05:40 PM
i too have an update biomechanic....
3 days...
biomechanic
13-07-2005, 05:42 PM
:d
Yay Us!
good to see people are getting some! :p
good to see people are getting some! :p
I'll get more when I get home too! :banana: OK I'll shut up now ;)
gunsella
13-07-2005, 06:00 PM
well my girlfriend went overseas for 6 months last december, now she's back i can safely say July 13th, 2005 :]
you picked a helluva day to join zgeek.
due to the time consuming nature of this site, i started posting when i knew my girly was going away for a while, not coming back!
I'll get more when I get home too! :banana: OK I'll shut up now ;)
*blocks ears* :)
hehe, well i shall be spoiling SamBo the next few days... sorry if that's too much info ;)
Davo_Dinkum
13-07-2005, 07:14 PM
I'm still not getting any. :(
Same here. :( Nill
Whats been giving me the shits of late is that I've had about 5 chicks come back to my place after some very heavy drinking and one of two things have happened.
They were so drunk they passed out on the way home, so I carried them, set them up in my bed and then watched movies till they woke up and went home.
And two, they were so drunk (and me for that matter) but I have one fucking annoying consience tapping me on the back of my head saying "They're so drunk they would fuck anyone" and I can't go through with it.
I swear something is wrong with me. :spingo:
Holster
17-07-2005, 02:19 AM
I never get any, quit your whining. :D
Aardvark
17-07-2005, 02:20 AM
Two of the longest days of my life
I never get any, quit your whining. :D
such is a crime against humanity
Something Fast
17-07-2005, 02:21 AM
Last thursday.
Mr Bigglesworth
17-07-2005, 02:22 AM
that makes three of us :(
Holy shit you guys are quick, I added to my post then went back to edit it and not 2 minutes later 4 posts.
Mr Bigglesworth
17-07-2005, 02:25 AM
were all desperate to talk about our (lack of) sex lives
biomechanic
17-07-2005, 11:54 AM
About 20 minutes
:D
Damn you beat me by about an hour or so ;)
tonight :) we have lots of catching up to do! hehe ;)
sorry imp and astro! :p
sperm
17-07-2005, 12:22 PM
I never get any, quit your whining. :D
maybe you should let peto buy you a drink ;)
for me, its been about 3 weeks, since my missus went os.
I dont really notice not getting any tho, being married and all :rolleyes:
SamBo
18-07-2005, 08:43 AM
Last night was the last time.... had to make up for almost a week's worth.... I think we did :)
Sagacious
18-07-2005, 09:38 AM
Same here. :( Nill
Whats been giving me the shits of late is that I've had about 5 chicks come back to my place after some very heavy drinking and one of two things have happened.
They were so drunk they passed out on the way home, so I carried them, set them up in my bed and then watched movies till they woke up and went home.
And two, they were so drunk (and me for that matter) but I have one fucking annoying consience tapping me on the back of my head saying "They're so drunk they would fuck anyone" and I can't go through with it.
I swear something is wrong with me. :spingo:
the old 2D2F dilema
Manshoon
18-07-2005, 09:42 AM
The drought continues!
ThraX
18-07-2005, 10:50 AM
about... 9hrs ago :D
its now 10am :P
Vardsy
18-07-2005, 11:03 AM
About 6 days.....
3 Years is that like some record or something, you must really give the pr0n forum a Jane Fonda style workout.
Canberra must have some decent professionals in the field of sucky sucky wouldn't they?
Dundasbro
09-08-2005, 04:34 PM
Never :(
I hate being 14 sometimes ;)
ShinymetalASS
09-08-2005, 04:50 PM
36 hours ago :)
sperm
09-08-2005, 04:53 PM
yesterday 4am shiny :aah:
were you even awake ? :ha:
Cpt Jellybean
09-08-2005, 04:54 PM
About a week, does it count if you don't come? Ah fuck it I can't be bothered.
Friday night. Here's to alcohol and ex gfs!
etherealchild
09-08-2005, 04:58 PM
This mornin'
but he left his socks on so I have a mind to not count that.
:: pet peeve::
grrrrrrrr.
So the last time you got laid was before you became a member of Zgeek?
There could be a link between the two.
Merudo
09-08-2005, 05:26 PM
So the last time you got laid was before you became a member of Zgeek?
There could be a link between the two.
yeah except you signed up in 2003. so it's just
actually no, i wont go there
yesterday 4am shiny :aah:
were you even awake ? :ha:
sex during the night is good! ;)
last night for me :D
sagit
09-08-2005, 08:16 PM
"Forgive me, father, for I have suffered. Its been x weeks since my last r00t."
:D
pliskin
10-08-2005, 01:20 AM
I never get any, quit your whining. :D
there is living prood u have had at least 1 shag. stop ya whining.........
/me runs and hides
Something Fast
10-08-2005, 01:35 AM
This mornin'
but he left his socks on so I have a mind to not count that.
:: pet peeve::
grrrrrrrr.
Sex with socks on is just way nasty. I really don't get how the hell people can get it on with their socks on.
Boots are another matter entirely though...
Davo_Dinkum
10-08-2005, 08:13 AM
This mornin'
but he left his socks on so I have a mind to not count that.
:: pet peeve::
grrrrrrrr.
Being 15 and a virgin, I don't exactly understand the whole deal about sex with socks on.....please explain??
A chick in short white socks and tennis shoes is welcome anytime. Ditto knee high boots.
A chick in just socks? Weird .....
pliskin
10-08-2005, 01:38 PM
This mornin'
but he left his sock on so I have a mind to not count that.
:: pet peeve::
grrrrrrrr.
wasnt wearing his sock like this was he??i could understand the friction being a bit uncofortable...
btwong
10-08-2005, 01:50 PM
wasnt wearing his sock like this was he??i could understand the friction being a bit uncofortable...
I actually have that poster on my wall in my garage at home. Its like 8 feet tall. Alot of the girls raise their eye-brows when they see it!
Sex with socks on still counts, I counted this morning and we BOTH had socks on so 5 hours ago for me ;)
There was study done recently saying if you wear socks during intercourse (hehehe) you're more likely to enjoy yourself and orgasm (I'd say they meant girls here ;)) Something about drafts and being comfortable in bed/on the counter/on the floor. Cold feet can apparently, subconsciously, cause problems during sex.
I like sock studies.
btwong
10-08-2005, 01:52 PM
yesterday... and i finished first... :D
sorry babe!
yesterday... and i finished first... :D
sorry babe!
Heheheh.... well at least you said sorry :p
ShinymetalASS
10-08-2005, 02:22 PM
yesterday 4am shiny :aah:
were you even awake ? :ha:
I try to be as animated as possible for the sexing, yes. :)
I had to be at the airport early and we were getting one last round in .....
etherealchild
10-08-2005, 06:39 PM
I don't know what it is that irritates me when guys wear socks. It's like lazy/sloppy kinda......I'm a woman and I don't need a logical reason to be irritated with a man god damnit!
lol
Me personally? A skirt pushed up for a quickie is one thing, but I really like every piece of clothing off, my hair down, rings and earrings off, no bar-holds sex. Socks on makes the sex kinda pedestrian and half-ass.
Seeker
13-08-2005, 02:48 AM
Last night!! and again tonight.....minus socks..
I'm with you on that one EC socks on during sex ain't right.
I had sex fully clothed once to see what it was like.....fucking dull as shit, never try it kids!
That Bloke
14-08-2005, 07:10 PM
Never in 26 years & 9 months
rayjayjohnson
14-08-2005, 07:14 PM
^ really?
that blows.
That Bloke
14-08-2005, 07:16 PM
that blows.
Well actually it rarely ever blows.
Tintin
14-08-2005, 07:39 PM
Never in 26 years & 9 months
I raise you an additional 4 months. :tits:
That Bloke
14-08-2005, 07:49 PM
I raise you an additional 4 months. :tits:
Wow, another 27 year old virgin,......& neither of us are clergy.
A few hours ago ;) SAIX!!
rayjayjohnson
14-08-2005, 09:03 PM
impressive.
24 hours for moi.
impressive.
Not really since I live with my partner ;) It's like sex on tap, but thanks! :D
rayjayjohnson
14-08-2005, 09:23 PM
i live with mine too. sex on tap is better than sex!
Conny!
14-08-2005, 09:27 PM
i live with mine too. sex on tap is better than sex!
Bastards! hehe
I'm running on a cold streak. Sometime around Australia day this year.
About 8 hours ago....
:D :D :D :D :D
Having a boyfriend rocks.
That Bloke
14-08-2005, 09:40 PM
About 8 hours ago....
:D :D :D :D :D
Having a boyfriend rocks.
Your profile says you're single.
rayjayjohnson
14-08-2005, 09:41 PM
that's getting a little personal!
Steely
15-08-2005, 12:43 PM
It's gotta be near 3 years here.........ah memories ;)
Your profile says you're single.
We've only been together 2 months so far, and I don't really think of ZGeek as a dating service anyway :D
Not really since I live with my partner ;) It's like sex on tap, but thanks! :D
hehe :) that's what chocoholic said to SamBo when i moved in :p
ThraX
15-08-2005, 11:45 PM
I don't really think of ZGeek as a dating service anyway :D
oh god I am laughing so hard right now ! I'm almost crying !!
sorry, just had to post this, it's not about anyone in this thread, but I know at least one person who's utilised that idea...
Thanks for the giggle :D +rep for you!
Uther Pendragon
16-08-2005, 12:25 AM
Sunday morning, Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeee
Feeling good today
Merde
16-08-2005, 12:29 AM
oh god I am laughing so hard right now ! I'm almost crying !!
sorry, just had to post this, it's not about anyone in this thread, but I know at least one person who's utilised that idea...
Thanks for the giggle :D +rep for you!
What do you mean this isn't a dating service - Crap! - never mind still gives good headlines.
Z-Man
16-08-2005, 12:33 AM
I am glad I read this forum today, I can now say 2 hours.....the best way to wake up.
Seeker
16-08-2005, 03:05 AM
Does getting head while surfing pron count?
About 11 hours ago, just before sleepy time ;) It would have been more recent but he's sick in bed and I'd feel bad about disturbing him :p
Aurelius
16-08-2005, 02:20 PM
About 11 hours ago, just before sleepy time ;) It would have been more recent but he's sick in bed and I'd feel bad about disturbing him :p
Speaking for all of male-dom, I can say that I've never resented being so 'disturbed'. And I challenge you to find a bloke who has.
Speaking for all of male-dom, I can say that I've never resented being so 'disturbed'. And I challenge you to find a bloke who has.
I think i'll test that theory. It's a shame though he's up and about now. Still it does mean i'm down to 20 mins ago now ;)
Speaking for all of male-dom, I can say that I've never resented being so 'disturbed'. And I challenge you to find a bloke who has.
The fifth time in a night can be a little frustrating.
Actually, nah. :D
Merde
16-08-2005, 06:36 PM
Speaking for all of male-dom, I can say that I've never resented being so 'disturbed'. And I challenge you to find a bloke who has.
Yeah stop disturbing my sleep by fondling my cock you have 16 hours to comply with this request
Merde
16-08-2005, 06:37 PM
The fifth time in a night can be a little frustrating.
Actually, nah. :D
only if the equiment isn't up to the job otherwise if the flag pole is up then salute god damn it.
Merde
16-08-2005, 06:42 PM
How long since my last root?
Too long that's how long.
But that rash has cleared up now so awaaaaay we go!
King_Crud
16-08-2005, 10:17 PM
about 15 minutes ago. CSI came on, i was bored, so i jumped the g/f
Merde
16-08-2005, 10:43 PM
about 15 minutes ago. CSI came on, i was bored, so i jumped the g/f
Yeah that show bores me to sex now too.
rayjayjohnson
16-08-2005, 10:47 PM
about 15 minutes ago. CSI came on, i was bored, so i jumped the g/f
listen to jonathen dryden here.
Merde
16-08-2005, 10:52 PM
Here's a quick question which CSI off all the CSI shows would you most like to shag except William Petersen (Grissom) cos we all know everyone wants a piece of the Griss.
For me it's Emily Procter (the blonde chick off the miami show) but Marg Helgenberger kinda does it for me in a more mature woman sort of way and then there is the busty lippy brunette in CSI:NY. Oh and William Petersen of course and Gary Sinise as well :p
rayjayjohnson
16-08-2005, 10:53 PM
the texan chick on miami makes me full of hate. is that emily proctologist?
Sagacious
16-08-2005, 11:22 PM
the texan chick on miami makes me full of hate. is that emily proctologist?
Slow talking hot blonde with a thing for guns how can that be anything but a beautiful thang?
abelgold
17-08-2005, 12:27 AM
Last time??? ..... erm....
I think Labor were still in power.
TheJackal001
17-08-2005, 10:39 AM
6 days ago, and hopfully in another two.
My gf/f challanged me not to fap for a month, but sex doesnt count :D
Sagacious
17-08-2005, 10:42 AM
6 days ago, and hopfully in another two.
My gf/f challanged me not to fap for a month, but sex doesnt count :D
shouldn't you be going at it twice a day every day to make up for the lack of fappage?
Merde
17-08-2005, 12:32 PM
shouldn't you be going at it twice a day every day to make up for the lack of fappage?
Hmmmmm......are you confessing to being a wanker Sagacious?
Forgive me father for I have sinned it has been one week since my last confession. In that time I have interferred with myself 14 times and had lustful thoughts about women, men and animals almost constantly. Apart from that I have not been able to do any other sinning because I am more or less constantly wanking and thinking about rooting anything with a hole and a pulse.
Yes my son. Indeed. Have you considered a carrer in the clergy?
Sagacious
17-08-2005, 12:54 PM
Hmmmmm......are you confessing to being a wanker Sagacious?
Forgive me father for I have sinned it has been one week since my last confession. In that time I have interferred with myself 14 times and had lustful thoughts about women, men and animals almost constantly. Apart from that I have not been able to do any other sinning because I am more or less constantly wanking and thinking about rooting anything with a hole and a pulse.
Yes my son. Indeed. Have you considered a carrer in the clergy?
Oh that's good.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Merde again.
snowy51
17-08-2005, 02:20 PM
11 hours and counting
BtrFly
17-08-2005, 06:20 PM
about 16 hours... dammit getting antsy again!
Holster
17-08-2005, 07:24 PM
This thread needs to be renamed to "a room part 2".
This thread needs to be renamed to "a room part 2".
hehe :p
and 2am this morning! :p
sperm
18-08-2005, 10:07 AM
This thread needs to be renamed to "a room part 2".
I agree Holster. This thread shouldn't be about people getting some, it should be for the rest of us who don't get enuff to console each other about our misfortune :swear:
Steely
18-08-2005, 11:30 AM
What Sperm said, you people getting laid start your own thread!!
Steely
dilligaf
18-08-2005, 11:38 AM
hehe :p
and 2am this morning! :p
I was thinking 2am in the afternoon :rolleyes: :p
dilligaf
18-08-2005, 11:40 AM
Here's a quick question which CSI off all the CSI shows would you most like to shag except William Petersen (Grissom) cos we all know everyone wants a piece of the Griss.
For me it's Emily Procter (the blonde chick off the miami show) but Marg Helgenberger kinda does it for me in a more mature woman sort of way and then there is the busty lippy brunette in CSI:NY. Oh and William Petersen of course and Gary Sinise as well :p
Sarah from CSI is a bit of allright, but i wouldn't jump any of them.
I was thinking 2am in the afternoon :rolleyes: :p
hahaha! stoopid rin ;) *smacks head*
i posted that just after getting to work - it's too early in the morning to think properly! :D
Merde
18-08-2005, 06:54 PM
Sarah from CSI is a bit of allright, but i wouldn't jump any of them.
Y NOT?
got a thing about women who play with corpses?
Merde
18-08-2005, 06:56 PM
Hoo Fucking Ray finally I figured this rep thing out and when I hit 50 posts it gave me rep power of 1.
OK it may only be one but fuck I am not affraid to use the fucker.
Uther Pendragon
18-08-2005, 08:20 PM
rep is a strange and powerful weapon, use it wisely young jedi.
also try to whore your way into pirates good books, he has the uber rep power.
P.S. pirate likes anal leakage videos, be sure to send him lots
Merde
18-08-2005, 11:43 PM
rep is a strange and powerful weapon, use it wisely young jedi.
also try to whore your way into pirates good books, he has the uber rep power.
P.S. pirate likes anal leakage videos, be sure to send him lots
Thanks for the tip mate particularly about bribing Pirate with the sticky date videos.
Mattryx
18-08-2005, 11:57 PM
Wow. Some people have gone a really, really long time without getting a root. I don't get that, because it is *not* hard.
King_Crud
19-08-2005, 01:30 AM
is that morning in the am or morning in the pm?
pliskin
19-08-2005, 01:41 AM
is that morning in the am or morning in the pm?
depends when u went to \ got out of bed. i quite often say good mornin up until 4 pm if i only got up a lunch time
King_Crud
19-08-2005, 08:50 AM
depends when u went to \ got out of bed. i quite often say good mornin up until 4 pm if i only got up a lunch time
yeah, i work London shift in Sydney so I'm all out of which to the rest of socity. People who know what i do for work aren't sure if it's good morning/afternoon because they don't know if i refer to London time or Sydney time
Seeker
19-08-2005, 09:24 AM
Wow. Some people have gone a really, really long time without getting a root. I don't get that, because it is *not* hard.
If its not hard that could be the reason they are not getting a root.....bum bum......sigh......I hate myself sometimes.... :jizz:
Aurelius
19-08-2005, 10:13 AM
About twenty minutes.......
I would have posted sooner, but I had to get rid of her.
TheJackal001
19-08-2005, 10:23 AM
Well Aurelius I think you are the winner, 20 minutes is the shortest time for anybody on here.
Grr.... I'm getting ansy. . . .
About twenty minutes.......
I would have posted sooner, but I had to get rid of her.
If you'd had sex on your computer chair you could have posted during :D
Aurelius
19-08-2005, 11:45 AM
Is that cyber?
hehe :) i wanna beat 20mins :p
Sagacious
19-08-2005, 12:37 PM
hehe :) i wanna beat 20mins :p
I want to beat off every 20 minutes
King_Crud
19-08-2005, 03:43 PM
Well Aurelius I think you are the winner, 20 minutes is the shortest time for anybody on here.
Grr.... I'm getting ansy. . . .
try 15 minutes
http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=35484&page=10&pp=15
Quasi
19-08-2005, 04:00 PM
About twenty minutes.......
I would have posted sooner, but I had to get rid of her.
You're calling your hand "she" now? I happen to know Aurelius is between girlfriends and can't afford a hooker at the moment :fu:
I agree Holster. This thread shouldn't be about people getting some, it should be for the rest of us who don't get enuff to console each other about our misfortune :swear:
Yeah, I think that was the general idea. Show offs :spingo:
:banana: :banana: :banana: :pir8dan:
TheBloatedFish
20-08-2005, 09:23 AM
2 Days ago but before that i hadnt had sex for 8 months, this dry patch was not pleasent for me and i hope it never happens again.
pnkru`
22-08-2005, 03:19 AM
My last shag was on sunday morning.. The missus has a thing for shagging when its raining, and Im not complaining either.! ANd it poured down on Sunday.. Allll day tee hee hee :-D
johny_roberts
22-08-2005, 03:21 AM
On hour ago and I might have to go back for seconds..........
King_Crud
22-08-2005, 10:33 AM
On hour ago and I might have to go back for seconds..........
sloppy seconds
etherealchild
27-08-2005, 07:26 AM
sloppy seconds
And if it's sloppy enough, you don't even have to "grease the gears"
:pir8dan:
gunsella
27-08-2005, 11:12 AM
not since june :(
Seeker
28-08-2005, 09:39 AM
Last night.....
etherealchild
02-09-2005, 11:14 AM
Around 2 this afternoon. So 6 hours ago
and I'm about to head out to the bars...... so yeah, baybuh!
snowy51
03-09-2005, 10:07 PM
...2am this morning...mmmm
Cpt Jellybean
11-09-2005, 09:29 PM
mmm 3 days. It was a lot of fun. I highly recommend it.
pnkru`
11-09-2005, 11:00 PM
This morning. And again after we woke up again.
Saturday night! Woohoo, looks like this chick might be a keeper too!
This morning at about 1am. Apparently I started it but bah, I was asleep. I'm sure there's some sort of medical term for starting "rumpy pumpy" while still asleep, but I don't know what it is. I just know I do it a lot. :p
mysterious-dr-x
11-10-2005, 11:52 PM
This morning at about 1am. Apparently I started it but bah, I was asleep. I'm sure there's some sort of medical term for starting "rumpy pumpy" while still asleep, but I don't know what it is. I just know I do it a lot. :p
my housemate informed me yesterday that he has a tendancy to do that. which, tbh, was information i didnt need to know.
im at 3 months currently, currently have 3 guys knickers that i have recently started to try to get into though, so things are looking up :)
Up_All_Night
16-10-2005, 08:00 PM
between 6.30-8.30 this morning
with the hotest chick ive ever rooted! Absolute Babe! and ive had some good looking ex's and stuff, but this girl... damn she is fine.. i'm going to try and get something going....
So me very happy today haha!
astro
16-10-2005, 08:35 PM
my housemate informed me yesterday that he has a tendancy to do that. which, tbh, was information i didnt need to know.
imp's got a good habit of doing this. I can't remember the last time we managed to get through a night without some kind of nocturnal fondling or such.
Damn, i'm glad i'm marrying imp :D
JumpinJez
03-11-2005, 05:51 PM
This morning at about 1am. Apparently I started it but bah, I was asleep. I'm sure there's some sort of medical term for starting "rumpy pumpy" while still asleep, but I don't know what it is. I just know I do it a lot. :p
My missus does that, then blames me for it when we are tired in the morning.... And because she doesn't remember the start, still being asleep and all, There is no way I can prove it.
TheJackal001
03-11-2005, 06:36 PM
Grr... it has been like two weeks, im getting withdrawl symptons (hehehe pun)
Fuzzy Dice
03-11-2005, 07:21 PM
an hour and a half. go me!
carsinogenic
03-11-2005, 07:51 PM
11months............
i tired the celibate thing for 6mths after i broke up with my ex.......
Then after 6mnths i though yeha i would again.......... but for some reason i just haven got around to it.
I have forgotten how, and i think my virginity has near grown back :P
p.s tease me an i will fukn kill you, dont believe me? try going without for 6 months, letalone 11, and see how frustrated and angry you get.
dozer
03-11-2005, 07:55 PM
5hrs :)
you must be ready to explode carsinogenic
The Avatar
03-11-2005, 08:08 PM
A few days ago for me.
Dang I wish my stooopid girlfriend would just move in wit me. It would save so much time :D
King_Crud
03-11-2005, 08:10 PM
My missus does that, then blames me for it when we are tired in the morning.... And because she doesn't remember the start, still being asleep and all, There is no way I can prove it.
I do it all the time apparently, i rarely remember it
Afro88
03-11-2005, 08:42 PM
About 12 hours ago. My girlfriend and I had our first shag last night... Man I'm still tired! :D
babygirlz
03-11-2005, 08:58 PM
too long couldn't actually tell you. bloody kids!
Davo_Dinkum
03-11-2005, 09:13 PM
11months............
i tired the celibate thing for 6mths after i broke up with my ex.......
Then after 6mnths i though yeha i would again.......... but for some reason i just haven got around to it.
I have forgotten how, and i think my virginity has near grown back :P
p.s tease me an i will fukn kill you, dont believe me? try going without for 6 months, letalone 11, and see how frustrated and angry you get.
I've managed 15 years.....Get over it.....More to the point my girlfriend lives in New Zealand, so I actually have a reason, you're just lazy....
ive gotten 19 davo fag
i so need a root :(
carsinogenic
03-11-2005, 09:38 PM
¨I've managed 15 years.....Get over it.....More to the point my girlfriend lives in New Zealand, so I actually have a reason, you're just lazy....¨
the first 15yrs of your life doesnt count....
Cauce pre-pubesent, even if you wanted to you would be hard pressed to succeed.
If this isn´t the case, i hope and prey (will make animal sacrifices if neccessary) that i am NEVER in that siuation.
That is far to much spanking the :pumpy: for my likings.......
but some might say that it is your chose to maintain that longdistance relationship.
King_Crud
03-11-2005, 09:39 PM
I've managed 15 years.....Get over it.....More to the point my girlfriend lives in New Zealand, so I actually have a reason, you're just lazy....
hahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck off virgin. "I have a girlfriend in NZ, honest, she's not made up, she's real, true!". Davo Dinkum is like Napolean Dynamite without the cool dancing
Holster
03-11-2005, 09:47 PM
I bet she is real, but she is really a fat balding 58 year old man.
Junkhead
03-11-2005, 09:55 PM
I've managed 15 years.....Get over it.....More to the point my girlfriend lives in New Zealand, so I actually have a reason, you're just lazy....
Ignore any dreams you may have for a loving first sexual relationship - get hookers, sleep around whilst you can - fuck what ever moives, and some things that don't. When you wake up at 30, with the same girl you've been with for 10 years - you will wish you fucked around a lot more when you where younger before being stuck.
(btw It's still a few more years till I'm 30 and will be in this situation :oops: )
no people ashley actually exists, davo is telling the truth, but he didnt get any even though she slept in his bed for a few nights recently
carsinogenic
03-11-2005, 09:58 PM
man, i though 11mnths was bad.... can you imagine the case of blue balls after 15yrs? OUCH!
Davo_Dinkum
03-11-2005, 10:37 PM
the first 15yrs of your life doesnt count....
Cauce pre-pubesent, even if you wanted to you would be hard pressed to succeed.
If this isn´t the case, i hope and prey (will make animal sacrifices if neccessary) that i am NEVER in that siuation.
That is far to much spanking the :pumpy: for my likings.......
but some might say that it is your chose to maintain that longdistance relationship.
I've turned it down numerous times....but my point is that I can't get a root because the missus is so far away....
And some might say it is your chose *choice* to spell almost as bad as Sunol....
Davo_Dinkum
03-11-2005, 10:41 PM
no people ashley actually exists, davo is telling the truth, but he didnt get any even though she slept in his bed for a few nights recently
Firstly, it's Ashleigh.
Secondly, We didn't have sex, by choice, that and a lack of protection.
Ignore any dreams you may have for a loving first sexual relationship - get hookers, sleep around whilst you can - fuck what ever moives, and some things that don't. When you wake up at 30, with the same girl you've been with for 10 years - you will wish you fucked around a lot more when you where younger before being stuck.
I have been thinking about this, how being with Ashleigh stops me from acting like a teenager and just hooking up with girls at parties for one night and such....But I'll get over it, Ashleigh rocks.....
I bet she is real, but she is really a fat balding 58 year old man.
I can assure you she isn't.... ;)
dozer
03-11-2005, 10:47 PM
'da missus', fuck mang ur talking like youve been married 15 yrs. slip her one and get it over with.
King_Crud
03-11-2005, 11:24 PM
15 y/o's relationships are so much deeper and more meaningful than everyone elses, don't you understand!!
Davo, fuck around, it won't last beyond high school. I bet while she's in NZ she's rooting every sheep she can
Davo_Dinkum
03-11-2005, 11:40 PM
15 y/o's relationships are so much deeper and more meaningful than everyone elses, don't you understand!!
Davo, fuck around, it won't last beyond high school. I bet while she's in NZ she's rooting every sheep she can
Dude I never said it meant anything more than anyone else's relationships.....It means more to me though......
We've managed 7 months so far.
TheJackal001
07-11-2005, 09:57 PM
About 24 hours. Davo wait till the 11th month, that is where most of them get fucked. Due to you realising that in a little bit longer you will have been together a year, so do you still want to stay together. Have heard many a story about the 11th month break up. Just watch out thats all i say.
Fitty
07-11-2005, 10:04 PM
I was serving drinks at an engagement party saturday night, and I got an offer of a lift home from one of the "bridesmaids to be" (she wouldn't shut up about it). I figured, sweet, only one reason a guest at a party would offer to give the hired help a lift home, and I wasn't wrong.
babygirlz
07-11-2005, 10:10 PM
yesterday twice. once in the morning and one before bed
abelgold
07-11-2005, 10:19 PM
A couple of weeks... but prior to that was a drought the likes of which far outweighed El Nino. El Nino - pfffff I laugh at El Nino.
Fitty
07-11-2005, 10:29 PM
Um, Davo? Why are you going out with a bird who lives in a different fucking country? It's just stupid. Secondly, if there was some bird sleeping in your bed who wanted to root you and you said no cos you didn't have a dinger, why was that still the case on the following nights?
I have a mate who went out with a bird who lived in Sydney (I'm in Melb) for nearly a year, and it was fucking stupid. He turned down that many girls and by extension, that many roots, that it was getting to a point... anyway, they broke up and he's a much happier man and his balls have lost that blue tinge. You're 15, she's in a different coutry - every hole is a goal, just go for it.
TheJackal001
07-11-2005, 10:59 PM
Yeah but the question is if the river runs red would you take the dirt road?
RedMaN
14-11-2005, 03:44 PM
Yeah but the question is if the river runs red would you take the dirt road?
Always... 10 degress cooler, twice as tight :pumpy:
biomechanic
14-11-2005, 03:51 PM
8 days
Colonel Kurtz
14-11-2005, 03:59 PM
Far too long
royale
14-11-2005, 04:17 PM
You almost tossed you salad on friday night during the lesbo show, that must count for something ;)
tehfairy
14-11-2005, 04:23 PM
Last night, before bed :)
Up_All_Night
14-11-2005, 04:50 PM
about three days ago, but it'll be the last time with that girl, so preparing for another drought, unless i meet someone else
rayjayjohnson
14-11-2005, 04:57 PM
I've managed 15 years.....Get over it.....More to the point my girlfriend lives in New Zealand, so I actually have a reason, you're just lazy....
if you met he over the internet, maybe you should read this (http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/Jilted-lover-to-stand-trial-for-sportsbag-murder/2005/04/27/1114462103521.html)
:fag:
Sagacious
23-11-2005, 06:38 PM
16 houors ago.
That is all. Carry on.
Afro88
23-11-2005, 06:44 PM
After nearly 2 weeks of daily, usually twice or thrice daily shagging, my parents have returned from overseas and it's back to once a week :/
Guest.
23-11-2005, 07:18 PM
About 3 months. Meh, I'm not really that fussed either to be honest. I'm getting old and bitter and have given up on womenkind so I'm thinking its going to be a looong time before any action comes my way. I'd rather read a book with a nice bottle of wine.
Oh and the 'given up' comment doesn't mean I've changed teams.... :fag: 's
Dundasbro
23-11-2005, 07:54 PM
I'm getting old and bitter and have given up on womenkind
Bah, i'm already halfway there at 15!
Elf_Girl
24-11-2005, 05:03 PM
about 1 hour ago. And I'm in need again already, someone do the world a favour and just kill me now. :p
sperm
24-11-2005, 05:06 PM
about 1 hour ago. And I'm in need again already, someone do the world a favour and just kill me now. :p
I could do your boyfriend a favour and just do you now. :p
Elf_Girl
24-11-2005, 06:18 PM
I could do your boyfriend a favour and just do you now. :p
That would be a favour to him? :p
RisenPhoenix
24-11-2005, 06:28 PM
That would be a favour to him? :p
Lets him get his stamina back at least. :8:
dogwomble
28-11-2005, 10:29 PM
It's been something like 2.5 years for me
Since Saturday night and I want more...come home from work hubby!
babygirlz
28-11-2005, 11:45 PM
one whole week, ahh the life of a bakers wife.
dogwomble
29-11-2005, 08:38 AM
one whole week, ahh the life of a bakers wife.
you get sex once every dozen days?
gunsella
29-11-2005, 09:00 AM
yesterday morning
SuperNova
03-12-2005, 11:17 PM
ummmm im embarassed to admit, but it has been 2 years for me, only cos I refuse to have meaningless one night stands, with meaningless guys.
pliskin
04-12-2005, 12:38 AM
may 2004
Aardvark
04-12-2005, 12:49 AM
All sex is meaningless. Its just another biological process. There should be no morals associated with it on any level, whatsoever.
Hardest month of my life
SuperNova
07-12-2005, 09:00 PM
now thats not very nice... obviosly you have not experienced, the touch of someone you care for. and who cares for you :)
Im observing that for Peto, his last root was 3 years ago exactly, or in other words, when he first signed up to Zgeek. Just an observation..... Funny coincidence though
sperm
08-12-2005, 09:32 AM
now thats not very nice... obviosly you have not experienced, the touch of someone you care for. and who cares for you :)
As soon as I read that I just KNEW you had to be a girl ... :rolleyes:
Guest.
08-12-2005, 01:39 PM
This morning, in the wee small hours, star city, pissed as a fart.
Terrible sex, boring person.
A totally crap experience really. It's time for my old signature to return I feel.
Sutter
08-12-2005, 01:42 PM
This morning, in the wee small hours, star city, pissed as a fart.
Terrible sex, boring person.
A totally crap experience really. It's time for my old signature to return I feel.
You've still got that sense of self-loathing though....:D
Guest.
08-12-2005, 01:52 PM
You've still got that sense of self-loathing though....:D
Hehe, cheeky bastard! :D
tomsyman
08-12-2005, 03:06 PM
some random chick or your girlfriend?
Guest.
08-12-2005, 03:39 PM
some random chick or your girlfriend?
Random.
SuperNova
09-12-2005, 09:23 PM
I hate picking up when pissed, cos the next day they are never as good looking , as you thought the night before, when you were al loaded up of alcohol. .for some strange reason, alcohol can make anyone appear rootable.
Sutter
10-12-2005, 06:13 PM
It's been a couple of months now. Starting to fell a little 'frisky'.
Anyone up for some male/female sex tonight, pm me. ;)
"Kiff, I have made it with a woman! Inform the men" :D Well you get what I mean. Awww yeah.
SuperNova
13-12-2005, 07:51 PM
yay 4 U, you are a man now :)
yay 4 U, you are a man now :)
WO-man... wooooman.
She was a theif, you gotta belief, she stole my heart and my cat!
My fiancee would be most dissapointed if I was a man now. ;) :p
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