Zgeek Text Adventure 2.0!

[coreageek]

Here's how it goes: One person writes a prompt, someone responds, and someone writes a prompt in regards to the response.

When replying to a prompt, the game takes directional comands N, S, E, W

As for other commands, here's what works:
[Noun/Object/Inventory], [action], [Noun/object/inventory]
OR [action], [Noun/Object/Inventory]

***Only write an answer or a prompt, not both It makes things a bit more random


Paraphrased example from last time:

(Post #1) "You see a rock, and a hubcap on the ground. You are carying nothing. You can go N,S,E - W is too dangerous.

What will you do? __"

(Post #2 by Movis) "Seduce hubcap with rock"

[coreageek]

To start the adventure:

You are at work and bored. You are carrying a pencil. Exits are: S

What now?____

[Boobmeister]

Stab boss repeatedly will pencil and head for the exit as fast as possible.
In the parking lot, you can head either S, E or W

[imp]

After much thinking I decide to go... S

[coreageek]

Only write an answer or a prompt, not both (sorry, forgot to specify). It makes things a bit more random

[coreageek]

After much thinking I decide to go... S

You head South out of the office, and you find yourself in a dark cave. You see matches, a bong, and a fishnet shirt that you just can't seem to get away from. Exits are: E, W

?______

[imp]

Only write an answer or a prompt, not both (sorry, forgot to specify). It makes things a bit more random
Ya I tried but the message was to short to just put "s" ;)

[dwarfthrower]

You have been eaten by a Grue

[spurr]

You head South out of the office, and you find yourself in a dark cave. You see matches, a bong, and a fishnet shirt that you just can't seem to get away from. Exits are: E, W

?______


burn shirt

[petunia]

You head South out of the office, and you find yourself in a dark cave. You see matches, a bong, and a fishnet shirt that you just can't seem to get away from. Exits are: E, W

?______
Heads East

[coreageek]

burn shirt

Good thinking! You use the shirt as a torch, and imp is now shirtless. To the East, you see 40 Gold. To the West you see a Grue.
Exits: E, W

E? W? Other?_______

[coreageek]

Ya I tried but the message was to short to just put "s" ;)

Sorry, this message was for another aventurer: snoopywentdowno

[Serpent_Girl]

You decide to go neither east nor west but a new option, north, towards imp and her shirtless goodness.

[Thyrd]

Sartan, god of evil is here next to imp and her shirtless goodness. There is a large sausage on the ground here. There are 5 gold pieces here.

You see exits to the North, West and South.

[brotherkrusty]

Sausage insert Satan's Rectum
pickup gold
Solicit imp with gold
pickup imp
West

[imp]

http://www.diegotorres.com.ar/mensajeitor/foro/caritas/erstaunt090.gif
off topic: w00t picked up!

[matty]

cast growth sausage

[brotherkrusty]

You hear a demonic, rectum tearing scream and numerous distant footsteps coming from behind you.

You have decended into a cavern. There are numerous drunk dwarves sitting around a fire lighting farts and giggling like school girls.

A small sack sits in the corner. It contains lube, a set of jumper cables, a door handle and a barry white CD.

Your shirt has 1 hour of burning time left.

Two passages lead out of the cavern. S and W

What do you do __?

[iaidoka]

pull pants down

[coreageek]

pull pants down

The drunk dwarves tie your penis to the door handle!

You see: A small sack sits in the corner. It contains lube, a set of jumper cables, and a barry white CD.

Your shirt has 50 minutes of burning time left.

Two passages lead out of the cavern. S and W


What will you do?______

[Directed]

Lubing my penis, I untie it and insert it into imp, who is eagerly waiting next to me.

[MisterBishi]

Alt + F4

[Directed]

Damn! Stupid game always crashes at the best moments!

[Asmodeus]

You finish. Its the longest you have ever lasted due to the sustaining powers of the magic lube.

You see: A disappointed Imp. A small sack sits in the corner. It contains magic sustaining lube, a set of jumper cables, and a barry white CD.

Your shirt has 49 minutes of burning time left.

Two passages lead out of the cavern. S and W

[dozer]

time passes......

[Thyrd]

Cast Fireball Imp
Cast protection from evil me
Cast Gate

[lostreality]

cast fireball imp

[Directed]

Imp is upset at being cast. She slaps you accross the face. -10 hit points for you (you have 90 hit points left).

You see: A disappointed Imp. A small sack sits in the corner. It contains magic sustaining lube, a set of jumper cables, and a barry white CD.

Your shirt has 46 minutes of burning time left.

Two passages lead out of the cavern. S and W

[Thyrd]

Cast Ice9

[lostreality]

Cast Ice9

the ice melts and puts out the fire on your shirt.

Two passages lead out of the cavern. S and W

[Directed]

I walk south. I also make faces at imp.

[Foxfire]

Rubs shirt with magic sustaining lube.
Re-lights shirt.
Shirt now has 200 minutes of burning time left.
Put Imp in bag and head south.

[Directed]

Ahead of you is a large dwarf with a club in his hand. He looks menacingly at you. To your right you hear someone who calls himself dwarf thrower muttering to himself

[lostreality]

take imp out of bag and throw at the muttering old fool.

muttering old fool is knocked out by the imp, you pick imp back up, put back in bag.

you walk towards the menacing dwarf and stop 2 feet in front of him....

[Directed]

Dwarfthrower wakes up, angrily goes over to the dwarf, and throws him over a cliff. He then resumes muttering on the side of the road. Ahead of you you see a harbor with a large Pirate ship docked.

[lostreality]

walk over to the harbour have a swim to put out the fire you get out of the water.

Dock Ship or carry on going South?

[Directed]

I dock with the Pirate ship

[lostreality]

pirate bends you over and gives you bum love, once finished he yells 'yarrrr get off me ship ya gay bastard'

you look at him with your pants round your ankles and with a poorly bum you..

Fight Him

or

Run Away crying

[imp]

Fight Pirate

[Serpent_Girl]

After deciding there is no other way of fighting him you pull imp out of bag and use a "flash boobie" attack, and whilst he is mesmerised you run off (crying) south.

[brotherkrusty]

Inventory - Jumper cables, Barry white CD, Imp, Magic Lube, streched rectum, Shirt torch with +99 minutes burning time
you have 0 gold
Dwarfthrower has joined your party

A merchant stands on the side of the path. He look eager to talk to you.
A pogo stick lies in the grass to your right.
The Dark Forest lies to the south.
A tavern is visable to the East.
A phone booth lies to the west.

You may go E,S,W

What do you do __?

[Foxfire]

Kick Merchant in the nuts.
Steal pogo stick.
Loot Merchant's corpse.
Pogo south.

[brotherkrusty]

Kick Merchant in the nuts.
Steal pogo stick.
Loot Merchant's corpse.
Pogo south.

you gain - 12 gold, fresh warm human heart, Scrotum coin purse, sharks tooth necklace, pencil eraser.

Dwarfthrower continues to follow you.

You enter the Dark Forest. A group of Tree Nymphs surround you, point at your small penis and laugh.

The path continues south but you are blocked.

What do you do __?

[iaidoka]

drop necklace

[brotherkrusty]

The necklace hits the ground, turns and bites you on the foot.

The Tree Nymphs close in on you.

Dwarfthrower gets bored and falls asleep.

What do you do ___?

[iaidoka]

equip Dwarfthrow

attack Tree Nymphs

[brotherkrusty]

equip Dwarfthrow

attack Tree Nymphs

Dwarfthrower does 4,000,000 points of halitosis stunning damage.

Dwarfthrowers breath weapon will take 5 mins to recharge.

All the nymphs are stunned lying on the ground. The breath weapon has disrobed many Nymphs displaying their entrancing figures. You feel an unnatural rise in your chapps.

They were carrying - strap on dildo, mixing bowl, wiz fiz and 9 copper pieces.

The Nymphs begin to stir...

You may go south

What do you do ___?

[kashel]

umm, go down south

[brotherkrusty]

You said "go down," so you do...on a Nymph.

She screams in delight.

+500 xp

You head south and enter a clearing. A small bridge crosses a stream that runs across the clearing.

The path forks east and west on the far side of the stream.

What do you do ___?

[iaidoka]

piss in stream

[Bifrost]

The stream enlarges, much like your own penis couldn't when you most needed it, then douses you in a huge flow of icy water. Behind you, a wizard, wearing a white robe, carrying a purple staff and wearing a rather fetching set of lace suspenders explains that the river hosed you down because you are a sad little hobbit who is becoming entirely too horny and excitable to continue the muthafucking adventure.

What do you do?

(T)alk to wizard, (F)ight wizard, e(X)tract fish from arse crack, go (E)ast, go (S)outh? ______

[kashel]

I do the wizard, no i mean i do T.

[Thyrd]

X_Extract fish from arse crack

Wield Fish

Beat Wizard with fish

[coreageek]

X_Extract fish from arse crack

Wield Fish

Beat Wizard with fish

You take a swing at the Wizard with the fish.. . . . . . .

You Miss!
The Wizard Counter Attacks by eating the fish!

The Wizard hits you with his Ugly Stick for 3 hp damage and [-20 Charm]!

*The lube has now lost its effect

What Next? (A)ttack, (R)un [S,E], (C)ast Spell, (P)oop your pants?____

[Bifrost]

You take a swing at the Wizard with the fish.. . . . . . .

You Miss!
The Wizard Counter Attacks by eating the fish!

The Wizard hits you with his Ugly Stick for 3 hp damage and [-20 Charm]!

*The lube has now lost its effect

What Next? (A)ttack, (R)un [S,E], (C)ast Spell, (P)oop your pants?____(C)ast [Cholera poisoning] on [fish] and hope wizard dies a horrible 19th Century death for making us look like we just stepped out of the Trailer Park Page.

:angry hobbit:

[Foxfire]

The Wizard suddenly turns green at the gills and upends, face first into the stream, dying from drownination and the poison.

You recieve loot, one ugly stick, one pointy hat, one rabbit and 9 beans that are glowing.

There are exits South and East or you can swim down the now engorged stream.

What do you do___?

[iaidoka]

talk to rabbit

[lostreality]

talk to rabbit

rabbit says go down the stream.

so you jump into the water...

[coreageek]

rabbit says go down the stream.

so you jump into the water...

You relex as the stream carries you. [+20 HP]!

The current grows stronger and pulls you under!
You hit your head on a rock! [-1 HP]

. . . . . . . .

You wake up in a small town, where villagers have pulled you from the river. You found a shortcut to the town of New Pr0nia!

You see: Villagers, an Inn, a Tavern, a Weapons Shop, an Armour Shop, and a Wishing Well.
The river blocks your path to the south.
Dwarfthrower has left your party.
Imp has left your party.

Exits are: N, E, W

Where to?________

[coreageek]

CURRENT STATS:

LEVEL: 1

HP = 19
Gold = 12
Charm = -20
XP = 1500

Inventory - Jumper cables, Barry white CD, streched rectum, fresh warm human heart, Scrotum coin purse, pencil eraser.

Where to?________ (see last post)

[iaidoka]

Enter Weapons Shop

Buy Katana

[coreageek]

Katana = 500 Gold
**You can not afford Katana (http://forums.zgeek.com/member.php?u=51) !

You are in the weapons shop.
Exits are: S

Ask to see the price list?______

[Serpent_Girl]

Ask to see price list, and buy small stabby thing. Lose 20 Gold.

Stab shopkeeper, steal Katana and attempt to flee from shop in a western direction.

Run into wall, lose 5hp get up and run in a southern direction, still disorientated by wall encounter.

[Asmodeus]

I am so going to have to make a text adventure based off this.

time for me to fire up TADS and crank it out

[iaidoka]

Wounded Shopkeeper enters from the North !
Wounded Shopkeeper shouts for the Guards !
Wounded Shopkeeper critically hits you for 10 damage with his Wakazashi!
Wounded Shopkeeper dies.
You gain 13.34 exp.

Your left ear has been cut off . You lose 5 Charisma.

The sound of running feet can be heard from the East.

You are in the Town Square.
There is many people here, buying and selling their wares.

You notice: Dead Shopkeeper, Wakazashi, Bloody Left Ear, 20 gold, 5 silver

Exits: N, E, S, W.

What do you do?___________

[iaidoka]

Angry Guard Enters from the East !
Tall Guard Enters from the East !

You are in the Town Square.
There is many people here, buying and selling their wares.

You notice: Angry Guard, Tall Guard, Dead Shopkeeper, Wakazashi, Bloody Left Ear, 20 gold, 5 silver

Exits: N, E, S, W.

What do you do?___________

[brotherkrusty]

Load Barry White CD and play.
Attach Jumper cables to nipples
Lay scrotum coin pouch open on ground
Dance for money.

[Thyrd]

The guards begin to throw money at you.

You gain 5 Gold.

The guards are distracted.

You see exits to the North, South, East and West.

[kashel]

run to the east exit, while rubbing my painful nipples.