Hello ladies the perfect guy for you here!!!!

[STallingU]

Hey ladies looking for Mr Right?
Well look no further I'm here.
I enjoy eating with my hands for every meal, not making eye contact because I'm staring at your boobs, peeing on the floor and the back of the toilet seat, and fapping over you while you sleep. :jizz:
So ladies pm me or leave a message.
So you better be quick there are only 42 places left.

[King_Crud]

are we long lost twins?

[Manshoon]

triplets actually

[dwarfthrower]

Dad? (s)?

[Something Fast]

Quaduplets I think...

[Manshoon]

And so the family grows!

[STallingU]

20mins ago I had no brothers. Now I have heaps and they are growing. Fuck my mum must be a tart.

Sorry mum I know your not a tart. Its dad he's a fucken stud.

[Something Fast]

Your clones are very impressive. You must be very proud.

[STallingU]

Ladies beware of imitations. I'm the original and the best. There are heaps of wanna bes out there. But they don't have the same passion or sweaty arse crack like I do.
There are now only 41places left. So get in quick so I can get in.

[tikdoph]

This thread gets lust.

[Jabro]

well i thought i was straight but after hearing STallingU's description of himself i just cannot stop thinking about him...

[STallingU]

Sorry Jabro. Your arse isn't hairy enough for me.

Ladies I'm also very selfish in the sack. Except for dutch ovens. I give them very frequent. But not your normal dutch ovens. Ones when you have a 12hr grog bog brewing in your guts and you have to let the fart sneak out and hope to hell some of the slop doesnt follow it out.

[Chocoholic]

This thread needs more girl

[STallingU]

Got one in here now. But the more the merrier.

[Holster]

What a catch ladies

[STallingU]

What a catch ladies
Is that pic from your private collection for those lonely nights at sea?

[Holster]

No, i'm not into the ladies girlfriend, it's from your boyfriends collection

[STallingU]

No, i'm not into the ladies girlfriend, it's from your boyfriends collection
What a bitch. He said it was for his own private art collection. Oh I feel so used and dirty now. No matter how many shower I have and how hard (hehe I said hard) I scrub I still feel dirty.

[excalibur]

Quaduplets I think...
make that fiveplets

[Something Fast]

make that fiveplets
We need to find someone else. Then it'd be sextuplets, and that'd be rad. Because the word has sex in it. Just like my pants.

[excalibur]

We need to find someone else. Then it'd be sextuplets, and that'd be rad. Because the word has sex in it. Just like my pants.
Yes, yes it would

[STallingU]

The offer still stands. But I'm a bit pickier now than I was before. She now has to be living or still warm.

[Thyrd]

Holsters photochops rock!

[Snapple]

Would you respect her in the morning?? Or make her make you breakfast.?

[STallingU]

Would you respect her in the morning?? Or make her make you breakfast.?
I'd think about looking the word respect up after she made me breakfast.

[Snapple]

Well that's me out, I dont know how to cook, only screw like a bunny, sorry :(

[That Bloke]

I don't eat breakfast(I can very rarely eat before 10am), if I'm not at work I don't have lunch either, I just eat bits & pieces through the day.

Dinner is the only meal I eat.

[STallingU]

Well that's me out, I dont know how to cook, only screw like a bunny, sorry :(
I've been told that bunnies are crap in bed. Or was it crap in the bed? Either way doesnt seem like I'm missing much. And from your self portrait you look like that female gremlin
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b80/SiliconeValley/Me.jpg
Will need a real pic.

[Snapple]

And from your self portrait you look like that female gremlin
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b80/SiliconeValley/Me.jpg
Will need a real pic.

Do you really think so? My father tells me I’m dead sexy.:mdr:

[STallingU]

Sorry ladies but I am now off the market. So in about 2 to 3 weeks when I get bored of her I'll be back on. So you have 2 to 3 weeks to get going to the gym, get your hair done then do your nails buy a nice dress and all those lady beautifiing things ladies do. :p

[Spades]

Like boob jobs and very short skirts with cowboy boots

[STallingU]

Like boob jobs and very short skirts with cowboy boots
Thats the stuff. If you have anymore ideas for them just post it in here.

[metalhed00]

Do you dp?

[STallingU]

Whats dp?

[STallingU]

Is it one of these? wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dp)
But I do double penetration while I'm director of photograpy.

[Merudo]

oh dear.

[muppet]

notice how more blokes are posting in this thread?

funny dat :p

[Snapple]

z-men are gay

[DestRuct0r]

I'm not gay but the guy sucking my cock might be.

[STallingU]

Ok peeps. I'm now single again.

[Snapple]

Ok peeps. I'm now single again.

WTF, for real?

[King_Crud]

Ok peeps. I'm now single again.
huh? You split with that chick already?

[oggy]

z-men are gay

z-women are lesbians...:D

[King_Crud]

z-women are lesbians...:D
well Snapple is Xena

[STallingU]

WTF, for real?
Thats what she just told me. :(

[King_Crud]

Thats what she just told me. :(
that's too bad. NEVER EVER GET A GIRL TO MEET FELLOW ZGEEKERS ON YOUR FIRST DATE. Let this be a lesson to us all

[Snapple]

well Snapple is Xena

I am no rug muncher

[King_Crud]

I am no run muncher
but you're hot like Lucy Lawless

[Snapple]

Thats what she just told me. :(


So will there be some kind of visitation arrangement for zgeek.

I am sorry to hear that, break up's suck. :(

[Snapple]

but you're hot like Lucy Lawless

Your hot like Brad Pitt :) :mdr:

[King_Crud]

Your hot like Brad Pitt :) :mdr:
it's spelt "you're"

[STallingU]

Ok I'm not single anymore.

[King_Crud]

Ok I'm not single anymore.
what? Are you being mental or is she? Don't trust mental chicks

[Snapple]

Ok I'm not single anymore.

YOU"RE gay :)

[King_Crud]

YOU"RE gay :)
it's spelt "you're"

[STallingU]

what? Are you being mental or is she? Don't trust mental chicks
No comment. On the grounds I don't wanna get into trouble.

[Snapple]

it's spelt "you're"

YOU'RE spinning me out.

[Snapple]

ok I had it on caps I get it

[King_Crud]

ok I had it on caps I get it
you're not just a pretty face

[STallingU]

Crud you'RE not suppost to pick up in my pick up thread.

[King_Crud]

Crud you'RE not suppost to pick up in my pick up thread.
sorry man, it's not my fault chicks find me hot.

[STallingU]

sorry man, it's not my fault chicks find me hot.
You can have the chicks you sicko.

http://thorndale.lbpsb.qc.ca/K/chicks/weekend/chicks%20in%20the%20grass.jpg

[Snapple]

Crud you'RE not suppost to pick up in my pick up thread.

I thought this was the pick up thread. My bad.

[STallingU]

I thought this was the pick up thread. My bad.
Girls can pick up in here. I'm the only bloke in here that is aloud too.

[King_Crud]

Girls can pick up in here. I'm the only bloke in here that is aloud too.
WTF kind of grammer is that? Are in love with Girls Aloud?

[Snapple]

WTF kind of grammer is that? Are in love with Girls Aloud?

um this is a pick up thread, not a spelling bee, so shud up and pick someone up.

[johny_roberts]

you're not just a pretty face

ahhh King_Crud you finally noticed so you also love me for my mind ahhhh sorry I dont go there you :fag:

[Bostonmess]

It's a good job it's King_Crud picking someone up and not someone picking king_Crud up, the fat bastard.

[Toni]

oh my - with all these attractive darling romantic sensitive men - how does a girl choose?

I know - let's see those love pumps!! :wank:

[King_Crud]

It's a good job it's King_Crud picking someone up and not someone picking king_Crud up, the fat bastard.
at least I'm not from Leeds, in which case I'd be the thinnest man there

[King_Crud]

um this is a pick up thread, not a spelling bee, so shud up and pick someone up.
come up to Sydney baby, i show you good time

[Snapple]

Hmmmmmmm very bad grammar shouldn’t it be, I will show you a good time.

[King_Crud]

Hmmmmmmm very bad grammar shouldn’t it be, I will show you a good time.
will we play scrabble? Scrabble is not a good time

[STallingU]

Scabble sux. Jenga is where it is at.

[Snapple]

Man you and 30+gem are obsessed with that game, does the wood give you a woody.

will we play scrabble? Scrabble is not a good time
Strip scrabble

[STallingU]

Man you and 30+gem are obsessed with that game, does the wood give you a woody.


Strip scrabble
I've got wood just thinking of it.

[King_Crud]

Man you and 30+gem are obsessed with that game, does the wood give you a woody.


Strip scrabble
i endorse this event or product

[STallingU]

Are gonna need pics of this strip scrabble event. But only from Cruds point of view.

[Snapple]

But since I am so god at spelllling I tink I wold win. Plus I am the only one allowed with the cam. Those are the rules.

[Miss Scarlett]

Anyone for cluedo?

All I ask of a man is that he ignore me public, kick my dog, pick fights with my son, and make inappropriate comments about my mum's boobs. Well that seems to be the pattern to date.

Any takers?

[Aurelius]

MissScarlett,
We'd need to see the pics of the dog, the son and the boobs.
- Aurelius