Hello Ladies... [Archive]

BrainKandy

31-05-2005, 11:39 AM

Hey ladies, looking for the right e-guy? BK is him.

-He loves to repost already-existing threads.

-He loves to recieve e-blowjobs, and loves to e-fuck.

-He loves to jack off over you when you're sleeping.

-He loves staring and playing with your titties.

-He is a sex-pig.

-He hates George Bush, so if you're a Bush-supporter, don't even bother.

-He also likes to not provide enough info about himself in this thread.

Hot ladies only please. PM him if you're interested.

STallingU

31-05-2005, 11:43 AM

:fag:

tikdoph

31-05-2005, 11:57 AM

This thread is living proof that Kandy is bad for you.

BrainKandy

31-05-2005, 12:01 PM

This thread is living proof that Kandy is bad for you.

Call me old fashioned, but the ladies love me.

MPMaster

31-05-2005, 12:04 PM

Call me old fashion but Kandy does a little to much of this :jizz:

BrainKandy

31-05-2005, 12:05 PM

Call me old fashion but Kandy does a little to much of this :jizz:

Call me old fashioned, but I'd have to agree with you on that one.

sperm

31-05-2005, 12:06 PM

Yeah right, I'm getting the mental picture of a 15yo who likes to jacks off when he find skid stains on his moms panties in the laundry hamper :rolleyes:

BrainKandy

31-05-2005, 12:08 PM

Yeah right, I'm getting the mental picture of a 15yo who likes to jacks off when he find skid stains on his moms panties in the laundry hamper :rolleyes:

Oh boy, is anyone missing a computer? Because I just got word that an autistic boy stole one and is now posting on the ZGeek forum, under the name Sperm.

MPMaster

31-05-2005, 12:10 PM

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK :pir8dan: :pir8dan: :pir8dan: :pir8dan: :pir8dan: :pir8dan: :stooge:

STallingU

31-05-2005, 12:23 PM

Sounds like someone touched a nerve and hit pretty close to the mark. Sperm only got 1 thing wrong BrainKandy is 14 not 15.

lostreality

31-05-2005, 12:31 PM

eSingles.com

Hey ladies, looking for the right e-guy? BK is him.

http://www.pantsblazing.com/img/home/nick-nerd.jpg

-I love to repost already-existing threads.

-I love to recieve e-blowjobs, and love to e-fuck.

-I love to jack off over you when you're sleeping.

-I love staring and playing with your titties.

-I am a sexy-man-pig.

-I hate George Bush, so if you're a Bush-supporter, don't even bother.

-I also love to smell my mums sweaty skiddy used kegs.

Hot ladies only please. PM me if you're interested.

BrainKandy

31-05-2005, 12:34 PM

Are you coming on to me with a picture of yourself?

MPMaster

31-05-2005, 12:36 PM

Are you coming on to me with a picture of yourself? Cause i'm 100% sure that your a faggot.
Kandy is the man. and like gay people are gay. So who cares cause like every one is a guy let the ladies decide i mean Butt sex guys. But sex guys!

Something Fast

31-05-2005, 12:39 PM

Are you coming on to me with a picture of yourself? Cause i'm 100% sure that you're a faggot.
Don't worry, I'm sure no self-respecting gay guy would come on you. Or even hit on you, for that matter.

BrainKandy

31-05-2005, 12:41 PM

Look people, this thread is for women to contact me, not for men to hit on me. Please don't continue to abuse this thread.

berserk

31-05-2005, 12:45 PM

Hey ladies, looking for the right e-guy? BK is him.
This isn't going to work without copious amounts of real alcohol.

tikdoph

31-05-2005, 12:58 PM

Call me old fashioned, but the ladies love me.
Instead of calling you old fashioned, how about I just called you retarded and we leave it at that?

lostreality

31-05-2005, 01:03 PM

Look people, this thread is for women to contact me, not for men to hit on me. Please don't continue to abuse this thread.

look dude im sorry, i really am.

here is some free pr0n for your enjoyment. (http://www.lemonparty.org/) :jizz:

Aardvark

31-05-2005, 01:08 PM

THE PANTS HAVE A MIND OF THEIR OWN!!!

kleph

01-06-2005, 01:51 AM

Call me old fashioned, but the ladies love me.

that's no e-lady.

Mr Bigglesworth

01-06-2005, 11:53 PM

You know what I dont understand, how does this guy, who only joined the site last month, with 20 odd posts next to his name, most of them asking for poon, have 127 rep points???

Some of you guys are hitting onto him arent you!

Directed

02-06-2005, 02:36 AM

Are you coming on to me with a picture of yourself?

I know you are, but what am I

BrainKandy can win every argument just like Noddy can! Brilliant!

johny_roberts

02-06-2005, 02:54 AM

The Cunt

02-06-2005, 02:56 AM

Look people, this thread is for women to contract diseases from me, and for men to hit me.

..

Lucon Talestar

20-07-2005, 12:29 PM

Good luck to you. You'll need it.

Norm

20-07-2005, 12:49 PM

look dude im sorry, i really am.

here is some free pr0n for your enjoyment. (http://www.lemonparty.org/) :jizz:

Fuck it the second time I've been tricked into looking at that pic. :grr:

Scythe

20-07-2005, 07:46 PM

Look people, this thread is for women to contact me, not for men to hit on me. Please don't continue to abuse this thread.

I'm amazed that there's someone who, after having looked at the rest of ZGeek, actually thought this was a serious forum.

MisterBishi

20-07-2005, 07:55 PM

I can't believe that there's someone who, after being registered over 2 years, actually thought this was a serious thread.

Z-Man

04-08-2005, 05:33 AM

Fuck it the second time I've been tricked into looking at that pic. :grr:

I thought you would have learned by now, you need to always check where a link goes to when on Zgeek.

I fell victim to lemonparty and tubgirl and so now I always check the link.

damn lostreality and his trickery :swear:

SuperNova

07-12-2005, 10:04 PM

LOL BK I bet you have real hairy palms.and are going blind. ami right, am I right

Ouff

07-12-2005, 10:16 PM

LOL BK I bet you have real hairy palms.and are going blind. ami right, am I right
How do you know so much about that :confused:

STallingU

07-12-2005, 11:02 PM

LOL BK I bet you have real hairy palms.and are going blind. ami right, am I right
You're the one looking in the I really need a root forum. Beggars can't be choosers.

SuperNova

09-12-2005, 09:10 PM

yeah OK guys you are so right, in fact I am so blind that my guide dog does my typing for me :fu:

Sparks

14-12-2005, 03:13 PM

hehe SN .. haha .. i was gunna say something along those lines ... but read that you had !!!!

lol ... hmm ... ok i got nothing ...other than ... hmm ... nope sorry ... no wait its coming to me now .....

BOOOOOBIES

yes there we go

Aardvark

14-12-2005, 03:20 PM

Yeah, this thread needs more boobies

Supernova, would you be so kind?

SuperNova

14-12-2005, 05:08 PM

I think you should start first ardie :)

Thyrd

14-12-2005, 05:30 PM

Boobies (http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/browseimages.php?c=12)

competition (http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/browseimages.php?c=53)

I must say, Elentaris are very nice :D