The Rules

[Pirate]

The rules of Fight Club.

1. Bring your personal fights here.
2. You can flame the hell out of people here.
3. You CANNOT bring in people's personal lives. This includes.
- Real names.
- Addresses.
- Phone numbers.
- Pictures.

4. You cannot hit at marks below the belt. This includes.
- Any personal problems the person has.
- Details of their life outside ZGeek such as work and family.
- Relations ships with people not on ZGeek.

If you break any of these rules, this is what happens.

1st offence - 1 day ban.
2nd offence - 2 day ban.
3rd offence - 3 day ban.
4th offence - 1 week ban.
5th offence - 2 week ban.
6th offence - 1 month ban.
7th offence - 2 month ban.
8th offence - 6 month ban.
9th offence - 1 year ban.
10th offence - Total ban.

I also I work out side of these rules, so if I do something contradictory to these rules then it's just tough titties.

I suggest you think you are on Jerry Springer. Swear heaps, insult and carry on. Give us a good read.

BIG RULE - READ THIS
If you are getting flamed and do not want to join. Then DO NOT POST. PM me immediately (http://forums.zgeek.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=108) and report it using this button http://www.zgeek.com/images/themes/original/buttons/report.gif. The thread will be removed as soon as it can.

[MisterBishi]

I am all over this like syrup on waffles.

[Pirate]

Thanks dude, I should have told you before.. but my brain doesn't work in proper ways :)

[dwarfthrower]

I am all over this like herpes on a thai ladyboy.

Is making fun of Bishi's lack of gonads considered to be "below the belt"?

[Cassa]

Fucking attention whores, the lot of you.

[Juice Biscuit]

Pirates full of :fag: words, lives somewhere in the 2XXX postcode region, his phone no. starts with 02 and he may have touched one of Buffy's bewbs.



Whatever you do don't look. (http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/15/Image_01.jpg)

[Jimma]

- Any personal problems the person has.
What about personal problems such as the problem of being a little bitch? Also, what about problems like not knowing how much damage various light bulb accidents cause?

- Details of their life outside ZGeek such as work and family.
Does this count if they bring it up first? Like if they say "Oh I'm so poor and everyone hates me" can I be all like "yeah they do and you're fat as well."?

[MisterBishi]

hey jimma, shut up fatso

[excalibur]

This forum needs more split personality disorder.

[The Cunt]

BIG RULE - READ THIS
If you are getting flamed and do not want to join. Then DO NOT POST. PM me immediately (http://forums.zgeek.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=108) and report it using this button http://www.zgeek.com/images/themes/original/buttons/report.gif. The thread will be removed as soon as it can.

Can we make suggestions?

Can we have the Anti WoW thread (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=33024) moved here?

And fuck me drunk, but I thought the http://www.zgeek.com/images/themes/original/buttons/report.gif stood for Date of Birth.

[Scythe]

This forum needs more split personality disorder.

Yes it does.

[Scythe]

This forum needs more split personality disorder.

No it doesn't

[Sagacious]

let the blood/vitriol/other bodily fluids run free!

[Directed]

What a bunch of Damn Lazy Australians. You can't even insult a person properly. I'd try to teach you all how to properly flame, but as you are too dull to even type anything worth reading, it would be an exercise in futility. Meh. Go to hell, all of you.

[Pirate]

Australia improved on swearing after it was invented by those whinging pommy cunts. You Americans are like turd thats been smeared against a cublical wall in the shape of a snoppy dog.

I have no idea what I am trying to say. I just wanted to insult someone.

Oh fuck you all, cocksmokers.

[Buffy]

shit shit dick cocker :spingo:

[King_Crud]

pirate is a cock and i heard that on the weekend he got beaten up by a female midget and he suffers from genital herpes and impotence

[MisterBishi]

BIG RULE - READ THIS
If you are getting flamed and do not want to join. Then DO NOT POST.

Can I just quote this part on the off chance that the sensitive people who keep reporting posts might actually read it?

If you can't get the fuck over yourselves enough to take a joke then dont read this forum, or at least don't post.

[Cassa]

Will you marry me bishi?

[MisterBishi]

I am reporting your post to myself so that I never forget it <3

[Urban3300]

Will you marry me bishi? Only in India and possibly not even there anymore ;_;

[imp]

Can I just quote this part on the off chance that the sensitive people who keep reporting posts might actually read it?

If you can't get the fuck over yourselves enough to take a joke then dont read this forum, or at least don't post.

I did it once then apologised via PM to that person b/c I hadn't read that sticky. Sorry

[MisterBishi]

I didnt mean you but yeah give it a rest or else I'll hunt you down and stick a shit shit in your jesus curtains.

[imp]

I didnt mean you but yeah give it a rest or else I'll hunt you down and stick a shit shit in your jesus curtains.

You didn't mean me? Oh then fuck you :fag: I don't feel special anymore

[Jimma]

Don't worry, you're spechl.

[Directed]

You guys are all special because you got to ride the short bus to school, and got to wear those pretty helmets all day.

[The Cunt]

pirate is a cock and i heard that on the weekend he got beaten up by a female midget and he suffers from genital herpes and importance.
http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/cunt_soc.gif The Spelling, Grammar and
Punctuation Nazi says:
"Naughty, naughty (http://forums.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=605365&postcount=168)."

[munganah]

omg let me have a go
youz is all abunch of arselicking cockcramming spooge eaters
your momma
fuck that felt nice,kinda warm an fuzzy,like sex with ya little sister

[MisterBishi]

Stop posting.

[gooey]

Pirate - thank you for providing the opportunity to get some useless anger and frustration off my chest by abusing fellow zgeekers.

it rocks!

arsefarmer!