Astro is the father of my child and hasn't paid me a dime in support! [Archive]

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SamBo

13-06-2005, 07:52 PM

Astro is a low down scumbag! He got me drunk. He promised me the world! All I got was knocked up and stuck with the hotel room bill! The sex wasn't even good!
He is a down-right loser who needs to be kicked to the kerb yo!

MC SoD

13-06-2005, 07:55 PM

Fuck that bastard off SamBo. You can do so much better. *snap* you go girlfriend

Jimma

13-06-2005, 08:02 PM

Come on SamBo you know you can't talk about real life stuff.

rin

13-06-2005, 08:13 PM

omg... and all this time i thought you loved me, SamBo *cries*

Sutter

13-06-2005, 08:17 PM

Shit did I panic when I saw the title of this thread!

"OMFG! Imp is preggers! Will the world of sexy geek women collapse? Who now will I turn to in silicone chip fuelled fantasies?"

SamBo

13-06-2005, 11:19 PM

astro obviously hasn't seen this thread yet... I'm still alive! :p

imp

14-06-2005, 10:57 AM

I'm so sending him a link to it :D He's such a slut and you're way to easy. I blame you both for the fruits of your forbidden passion

astro

14-06-2005, 11:20 AM

I will kill you. Slowly. Painfully. With a pineapple. Without any lubricant. In front of your mother.

ShinymetalASS

14-06-2005, 11:24 AM

:D

idiots.

:D

imp

14-06-2005, 11:32 AM

Shit did I panic when I saw the title of this thread!

"OMFG! Imp is preggers! Will the world of sexy geek women collapse? Who now will I turn to in silicone chip fuelled fantasies?"

If I'm knocked up it's news to me :D I did get very drunk on the weekend though.

Directed

14-06-2005, 11:37 AM

Sambo, are you sure it was astro? He's notoriously infertile due to an industrial accident I hear. :aah:

Kez

14-06-2005, 11:40 AM

I will kill you. Slowly. Painfully. With a pineapple. Without any lubricant. In front of your mother.
Now that is one fucking cool threat. The final qualifier of "In front of your mother" tops it all off.

excalibur

14-06-2005, 03:07 PM

I will kill you. Slowly. Painfully. With a pineapple. Without any lubricant. In front of your mother.
*doorbell*

"Pineapple delivery for a Mr. Astro...... is he in??"

*large truck outside filled with pineapples*

gunsella

14-06-2005, 03:28 PM

steve! steve! steve! steve! steve!steve!

SamBo

14-06-2005, 07:33 PM

*whips out stereo and busts a move infront of astro*

Oh you just got served bitch!

imp

14-06-2005, 07:39 PM

Voltron Got Served!!!

SamBo

14-06-2005, 10:10 PM

Dayuuum!