ATTN Pirate

[MisterBishi]

Hello tiger.

As you're no doubt aware, I hate to see anybody's feelings getting hurt, especially on the internet - where it is easy to feel alone and start crying and perhaps maybe choke on a tear a little bit and hurt yourself when there's nobody around to cuddle your throat and make you feel a little bit better.

So I was wondering if maybe we should disable quick replies in this forum so that people would stop for a second and think whilst they wait for the reply page to open. Maybe perhaps possibly they would spend that time perhaps maybe thinking about how much nicer the world and, more importantly, the internet could be if people spent a few seconds before posting thinking about how much better the internet would be if they thought about what they were posting before they fucking posted it. Are you staying with me?

So, anyway, what I was getting at was that if people had that extra few seconds to think about what they were posting then maybe fewer people would have their feelings hurt. Perhaps? I don't know.

As an example of what I'm talking about, in case you're a little tiny bit to dumb to get it, I decided to use the proper post thing for this reply and while it was loading I made you some pictures. :)

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/pirate_vomit.jpg

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[johny_roberts]

MisterBishi is the only person I know that can type and suck a cock at the same time. Keep it up Bishi you are Klephs hero...........

ie: used Quick Reply

[Pirate]

sounds like a damn good idea. But I don't think I can do it on a per forum basis. I'll check out the vbulletin community sites and see if there are any hacks.

Btw, you're short and you smell like pee pee.

[kleph]

MisterBishi is the only person I know that can type and suck a cock at the same time. Keep it up Bishi you are Klephs hero...........

and what, exactly, is wrong with wanting someone to suck my cock while i type?

[johny_roberts]

and what, exactly, is wrong with wanting someone to suck my cock while i type?

nothing but if its a dude then your a :fag:

[The Cunt]

Nothing, but if it's a dude then you're a :fag:
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[jambo]

Well said puppet!

Additional: This is my 1024th post. Who wants to touch me?

Additional additional: Dammit, you're not puppet. You just look like him. A scam I tell you...

[johny_roberts]

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/cunt_soc.gif The Spelling, Grammar and
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"Naughty, naughty (http://forums.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=605365&postcount=168)."

aint that a bitch

[Pirate]

Additional: This is my 1024th post. Who wants to touch me?
damn postwhore.

[jambo]

damn postwhore.

If I was a postwhore I'd have created another post solely to celebrate my 1025th post.

Additional: This is my 1028th post. W00t!

[StAUG]

It must have a pretty long and crooked fucking penis then.

[hazza]

quick reply has made me post less on zgeek... cos theres no smilies to click or image attachment thing to do...
i dunno...

bishi touched me :fag:

[johny_roberts]

bishi touched me :fag:

but you liked it :fag:

[MisterBishi]

Stop cunting up my beautiful thread you fucking ass hands.

[Juice Biscuit]

If I were a Native American, I'd wanna be called "Fucking ass hands."

[Pirate]

But you told me your name is "Dick Cocker"...

[Juice Biscuit]

No.


I said Dick Cocker is my middle name.

[johny_roberts]

But you told me your name is "Dick Cocker"...

Got the last name wrong its "Sucker" I believe....... shit he has the same name as the person who started this thread what a small world

[ms edeity]

:fag:

Note not much extra time but yes it meant more :)

[MisterBishi]

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[Juice Biscuit]

Yay, I'm Hollywood.



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[Juice Biscuit]

WAIT WAIT WAIT.



That's FUCKING ASS HANDS.


Silly Bishi has caught dislexitis.

[hazza]

OMG IM TOTALLY FUCKING SUEING YOU BISHI thats it youve gone over the line

*cries for 3 years*

[MisterBishi]

Hey hazza in the end of the film the dog comes back home but its too late because Ass Hands Pinger already killed himself because he missed his dog so much. :(

[Juice Biscuit]

You told me it was a bunny rabbit. http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/weirdface.gif


Bah, I'm going to Bollywood, where men are men and the cranberry juice is always cold.

[The Cunt]

But you licked it :fag:
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[dozer]

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[johny_roberts]

:fag:

[King_Crud]

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