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Juice Biscuit
29-07-2005, 12:59 PM
The important thing to remember is that Sapia's scooter is faster than Lurgen's bike.
ShinymetalASS
29-07-2005, 01:03 PM
So which one's Itchy?
Juice Biscuit
29-07-2005, 01:22 PM
Hey, when was the last time I said to you, "Hey Shiny, put away your penis" Huh? Yeah never.


Your problem is that you don't get that thing out often enough. http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/jerkoff.gif
ShinymetalASS
29-07-2005, 03:49 PM
I try to play with teh penis as often as I can, but my access is rather limited.

Teh penis threesomes are my favourite...... 5 pussies and teh penis....

/me runs since i've technically just called sharpie and afta pussies.
Juice Biscuit
29-07-2005, 04:00 PM
But I thoughts :fags: had nothing to do with pussys.



You know, like evil dan.
sharpie
29-07-2005, 04:02 PM
note too self...
next time tphenis finds 6 things killing her just sit down and watch... no assistance from either of teh pussies
Juice Biscuit
29-07-2005, 04:04 PM
See Shiny I told ya they did read this thread. :D
ShinymetalASS
29-07-2005, 04:17 PM
note too self...
next time tphenis finds 6 things killing her just sit down and watch... no assistance from either of teh pussies

I only call you that cause youre so soft and nice to lick. :)
Scythe
29-07-2005, 06:02 PM
I only call you that cause youre so soft and nice to lick. :)

If I had a dollar for every time someone has said that to me.....

Well then i'd be poor.
Juice Biscuit
30-07-2005, 11:13 PM
Did Jesus really fuck Mary Mag?


Cause she has the same name as his mum.


And fucking a chick with the same name as your mum is simply dirty.
Juice Biscuit
31-07-2005, 09:44 PM
Hey Shiny, why do I get the feeling that this chick is trying to poke her tounge out at me.


http://www.softtease.com/butt/0505/07/pics/miabutt05.jpg
ShinymetalASS
02-08-2005, 12:51 PM
Because you're a pervert.

:D

On a lighter note, how's your ASS going? Oh, and I've injured my thumb at a geek Daytona face off the other night, so I canna be jammin it up your arse in the near future. I can get a cheerio though. Would that be acceptable?
Sagacious
02-08-2005, 01:02 PM
Did Jesus really fuck Mary Mag?


Cause she has the same name as his mum.


And fucking a chick with the same name as your mum is simply dirty.
Only when done correctly and with the requisite commitment.
Juice Biscuit
02-08-2005, 01:56 PM
Because you're a pervert.

:D

On a lighter note, how's your ASS going? Oh, and I've injured my thumb at a geek Daytona face off the other night, so I canna be jammin it up your arse in the near future. I can get a cheerio though. Would that be acceptable?


I started -repping people so they would -rep me back to prevent me getting to the 10000 mark before you even got close.

Worked pretty well for a while but now I'm fairly over it as not many people can -rep with a witty comment. Oh how I long for the days when someone would -rep with somthing witty like "I'm going to cut you". :(



On a another great note, it appears that the other girl has left the coffee shop :(

No more big brown eyes, hello ugly looking lebo guy that studdies the espresso shot to long before pouring the fucking thing in.


But on the upside I boughts me a Ganesh




A ganesh with bitch tits, I'll post a pic later. :ghost:
ShinymetalASS
02-08-2005, 02:08 PM
Every fucking house needs a ganesh my friend. please tell me you have a bhudda. and a krishna. and for fucks sake, get a chenrezig. then you can have the likeness of my ass in your house.

cause lts face it, if this was an irl battle, my arse would pwn yours.

:D

and sag, if you TOUCH my mum with ANY equipment, it'll be your arse getting requisitioned.... now where did I put my fucking riding crop..... I can feel a lesson coming on....
Sagacious
02-08-2005, 02:46 PM
and sag, if you TOUCH my mum with ANY equipment, it'll be your arse getting requisitioned.... now where did I put my fucking riding crop..... I can feel a lesson coming on....
Now what is an onomatopoeic word for the whinnying sound a stallion makes when it smells a mare in heat...If I knew how to spell it I'd be typing it here.

/me paws at ground with hoof.
ShinymetalASS
02-08-2005, 02:56 PM
I grew up riding horses too.

Shall I frighten you, and tell you all the males were gelded? And I never owned mares. They were just too damn bitchy. So now in my most freudian of statements, I shall tell you that I am experienced in riding gelded horses.

Neigh.

:D
Juice Biscuit
02-08-2005, 03:10 PM
I'm hung like a horse.

































That's been gelded.


http://www.diegotorres.com.ar/mensajeitor/foro/caritas/horse2323.gif
Sagacious
02-08-2005, 03:12 PM
I grew up riding horses too.

Shall I frighten you, and tell you all the males were gelded? And I never owned mares. They were just too damn bitchy. So now in my most freudian of statements, I shall tell you that I am experienced in riding gelded horses.

Neigh.

:D
Hey wait a minute that was my smutty fantasy and I want it back. So go highjack your own adolescent bestial roleplay and leave me to my equestrian musings.

Here horsey horsey!

As a law student / articled clerk SMA you would be familiar with the facts in R v Edwards
ShinymetalASS
02-08-2005, 04:03 PM
As a law student / articled clerk SMA you would be familiar with the facts in R v Edwards

done the student thing. finshed in 2003. doing the ac thang as we speak.


which edwards are we talking about? 02 townsville s/c decision? That judge was my comparative law lecturer.

and thank fuck i dont do crim. and i shant tell you how long ago i did it as a subject. :D i loathed that shit. tax was my area :D


oh, and the horse thing? wasnt a childhood fantasy of mine. I grew up on a horse property. and actually did spend a vast amount of my childhood riding horses and showing them, going to pony club, etc. therefore there may or may not exist a fraudian basis for any leather/whip fetish i may or may not have.

HEY HE-USED-TO-BE YOU ARE THE ASS MASTER!@#$%
polite
02-08-2005, 04:06 PM
therefore there may or may not exist a fraudian basis for any leather/whip fetish i may or may not have.



That was a slip, but I don't know what to call it. :cool:
ShinymetalASS
02-08-2005, 04:20 PM
That was a slip, but I don't know what to call it. :cool:


Mmmmmm I'd call it Bruce.
Juice Biscuit
02-08-2005, 10:33 PM
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/31/Picture_238.jpg


He's got authentic dirt to make remind you that some poor bastard somewhere had to make him by hand.

:D
ShinymetalASS
02-08-2005, 10:54 PM
Chenrezig.

Ohm Mani Padme Hum.

Chant of Enlightenment..... wooot.
Juice Biscuit
02-08-2005, 11:14 PM
I had Indian for dinner and washed it down with a few beers to get over my lost big brown eyed girl from the cafe.


The burps its making me do don't taste that bad, infact they taste pretty good.


But I'm sure all the garlic and spinich in the Lamb Saagwala makes my breath smell like a big poop.
Sagacious
02-08-2005, 11:17 PM
I refer to none other than the case of R v Edwards which is taught in Law Schools throughout Queensalnd as an authority in relation to the attempting of a crime. It involves a 44 Gallon Drum, a bay mare a horny but indiscreet farmer and an unsuspecting individual who happened upon the said Mr Edwards as he was making preparations to 'mount' the bay mare.

A favourite among Criminal Law Students far and wide together with the case of R v Dabelstein.
ShinymetalASS
02-08-2005, 11:28 PM
Yeah I remember that. Was always better with facts than names. Like I said, crim was done way back.

errr can we talk about tax instead? :)
Sagacious
02-08-2005, 11:40 PM
IRC v. Duke of Westminster

Coles Myer v FCT

two of my all time favourites.

Mind you Coles Myer did kick off a series of kicks in the guts for the Commissioner which eventually led to the introduction of Part IIIA of the Income Tax Assessment Act 1936.

Duke of Westminster has that lovely passage by Lord Tomlin

every man is entitled if he can to order his affairs so as that the tax attaching under the appropriate Acts is less than it otherwise would be. If he succeeds in ordering them so as to secure this result, then, however unappreciative the Commissioners of Inland Revenue or his fellow taxpayers may be of his ingenuity, he cannot be compelled to pay an increased tax.


Which picked up on the threads teased out by Lord Clyde in Ayrshire Pullman and Ritchie Motor Services v. IRC where his Lordship commented

No man in this country is under the smallest obligation, moral or other, so to arrange his legal relations to his business or to his property to enable the Inland Revenue to put the largest possible shovel into his stores.

And there we have in a nutshell the origins of the judicial indorsement of aggressive Tax Planning and the arm wrestle between treasury and the courts which has given us tax legislation which was until 2000 feet thick and numbered like a bastard.

Now of course we have the wonderful GST where business becomes the tax collector for Canberra.

We can talk Tax if you want but crime is so much more interesting and 'dirty' which is good and colourful.
ShinymetalASS
02-08-2005, 11:48 PM
Fuck. Apt location :D
Juice Biscuit
02-08-2005, 11:51 PM
Sagacious


SHUT THE FUCK UP




This thread was once great and you are now killing it.



Its going to take weeks to fix what you've gone and done now.
sharpie
02-08-2005, 11:52 PM
please Sagacious

tell us more, i find this interesting
ShinymetalASS
03-08-2005, 12:05 AM
Shoosh you motherbitches, until you study tax, reserve judgement.

cheeky fucking monkeys.

dont listen to my monkeys.

:)

shit.

now my monkeys will be mad.

it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
sharpie
03-08-2005, 12:07 AM
well that is why i was hoping Sagacious would tell us some more and further explain some of the whys and wherefores behind the rules that afflict us all
Sinwah
03-08-2005, 12:07 AM
I concur
ShinymetalASS
03-08-2005, 12:13 AM
I want to know about the giant bucket.

Tell me more.

GST ruling 2002/5 allows going concerns to be transferred free of GST*.



*reference may or may not be correct since poster cant be arsed searching on her d/u.

plus, I win assbattle by default.

MY TWO FAVOURITE WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!@#$
Sinwah
03-08-2005, 12:15 AM
I find your GST accusations dubious at best my lady.

The bucket is an omnipresent being in all our lives, maybe we all live in a giant bucket? Maybe I'm just neurotic? You decide!
Juice Biscuit
03-08-2005, 12:15 AM
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/8523/bluesbrothers2xq.gif
Sinwah
03-08-2005, 12:19 AM
The Blues Brothers know all and tell all...
ShinymetalASS
03-08-2005, 12:20 AM
I think giant buckets would make you more paranoid than neurotic.

:D
sharpie
03-08-2005, 12:22 AM
I think giant buckets would make you more paranoid than neurotic.

:D
more likely too end up loosing your short-term memory

you know their coming for you... you just cant remember why
sharpie
03-08-2005, 12:22 AM
293
:banana:
sharpie
03-08-2005, 12:23 AM
294 :borg:
sharpie
03-08-2005, 12:23 AM
295 :ghost:
sharpie
03-08-2005, 12:23 AM
296
sharpie
03-08-2005, 12:23 AM
297 :swear:
sharpie
03-08-2005, 12:24 AM
298 :grr:
Juice Biscuit
03-08-2005, 12:24 AM
Ahahahahaha
sharpie
03-08-2005, 12:24 AM
:fag:
Juice Biscuit
03-08-2005, 12:25 AM
Bahhahahahahahahahaha



Sucked in sharpie





you are the loose at the thread game.


http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/goatse.gif
Sinwah
03-08-2005, 12:25 AM
I think giant buckets would make you more paranoid than neurotic.

:D

Depends whats in the bucket. Is it half full or half empty? What's it got inside it? Is it liquid? Solid? Gravel? Some kind of gelatinous item, not quite solid or liquid?
ShinymetalASS
03-08-2005, 12:25 AM
Well fuck me
Sinwah
03-08-2005, 12:27 AM
I tried but you sued me
sharpie
03-08-2005, 12:34 AM
Well fuck me

is that another one of your exclamations?

or an offer?
Sinwah
03-08-2005, 12:35 AM
Those army guys left her hungry for more :D
ShinymetalASS
03-08-2005, 12:36 AM
You fucked me, I fuck you.

We can all fuck together.

p.s. metaphorical fuck me.

I have not hit rock bottom.

I have asked him to hit my bottom. with his Cock.
Sinwah
03-08-2005, 12:37 AM
Like an anal turkey slap?
Juice Biscuit
03-08-2005, 12:40 AM
Die eier von satan



DIE EIER VON SATAN
Sinwah
03-08-2005, 12:42 AM
Yes, yes I do.
ShinymetalASS
03-08-2005, 12:46 AM
only with tabasco
Juice Biscuit
03-08-2005, 12:49 AM
Are they still here?

http://www.compumess.nl/daf/smileys/sm1/schrik.gif
ShinymetalASS
03-08-2005, 03:18 PM
They're back.
Juice Biscuit
03-08-2005, 04:03 PM
Sorry Shiny but with the change up in leadership we've moved you to head of Marketing and Public relations.


I am going to take the roll of all things Basterdly, so I will become the head of writing all those things in small text at the bottom of adverts that completly reverese the good deal you think you're going to get.
Buffy
03-08-2005, 04:11 PM
hay guys whats happening in this internets? :D
ShinymetalASS
03-08-2005, 04:23 PM
This is the thread where ass bandits come to play :D*


poster long ago conceeded the title of ASS MASTER to fucking ass hands on several bases, namely:

1. His smilies pwn; and
2. His rep is excessive; and
3. He really is a champion ass jockey.

Of course, I have yet to see him post a pic of his arse (alright, lower back).

Garn ping, where's yer goodies?
Oh, I'm better at private relations, but I'm sure I can adapt my approach :D
Juice Biscuit
03-08-2005, 04:30 PM
We're teaching the people the true meaning of Christmass. http://ganjataz.com/smileys/easterbunny.gif


What happin on your interwebs?
Juice Biscuit
03-08-2005, 04:31 PM
But imp says I have no ass. :(
ShinymetalASS
03-08-2005, 04:39 PM
so I will become the head of writing all those things in small text at the bottom of adverts that completly reverese the good deal you think you're going to get.


Sorry mate, this thread already has one full time soul collector. :D
ShinymetalASS
03-08-2005, 04:42 PM
But imp says I have no ass. :(


How do you masturbate then Mr Fucking Ass Hands? Or are you doomed to share your wares?

Hussy.

:)
Juice Biscuit
03-08-2005, 04:45 PM
How do you masturbate then Mr Fucking Ass Hands?
:)


With 5 star grade A approval.




http://img281.imageshack.us/img281/8508/doublebass8iq.gif
ShinymetalASS
03-08-2005, 05:51 PM
With 5 star grade A approval.




Respond to an online grading service did we?

you know those things aren't worth the paper you print em out on?
Juice Biscuit
03-08-2005, 06:01 PM
But she said that she really liked me :(
ShinymetalASS
04-08-2005, 12:57 PM
I said online GRADING service.

:D

I'm not interested in your other online servicing.
Juice Biscuit
04-08-2005, 01:03 PM
Are you sure, I give great rates and cheaper discounts if you refer me onto your friends
Juice Biscuit
04-08-2005, 01:06 PM
New order from the Bastardly dept.


Every new post must start with "I Ass battle".


End of transmission.
ShinymetalASS
04-08-2005, 01:23 PM
I assbattle that a list of services provided at these discounts would be greatly appreciated by the public relations department.

I can then go about properly marketing said services.

Sincerely

AssBattle Marketing
Juice Biscuit
04-08-2005, 01:35 PM
I Ass battle, due to increase in demand and the shift in the market our services are due to increase in price.



We are sorry for any inconvinence and assure we they are are still determined to satisfy our customers needs.
ShinymetalASS
04-08-2005, 02:41 PM
I assbattle that there seems to be a distinct lack of communication between assbattle departments. What are we? The Commonwealth fricken Bank?
Juice Biscuit
04-08-2005, 10:04 PM
I Ass Battle, sorry but I was trying to improve the company in the area of productivity by going for a pub lunch.


I Ass Battle alcemhoal does not improve one's communicationional skillz. :)
dilligaf
04-08-2005, 10:08 PM
I thought i was going to vote on a hot arse and all i got was a thread full of spam :(
Juice Biscuit
04-08-2005, 10:13 PM
I thought i was going to vote on a hot arse and all i got was a thread full of spam :(




-rep for not saying I Ass Battle.
dilligaf
04-08-2005, 10:18 PM
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04-08-2005, 10:19 PM
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04-08-2005, 10:19 PM
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Do i get rep for each time i say it??
ShinymetalASS
04-08-2005, 10:26 PM
Now *thats* what I'm talking about
Juice Biscuit
04-08-2005, 10:28 PM
Do i get rep for each time i say it??


I Ass Battle you would have if you had used a capital A.
ShinymetalASS
04-08-2005, 10:32 PM
i heard all he had was a little p
Juice Biscuit
05-08-2005, 01:50 PM
I Ass Battle I had a big P after going out for drinks last night.


Too many pints of Guinness for this chappy. http://www.stack.myby.co.uk/smile_files/drink.gif
ShinymetalASS
05-08-2005, 02:42 PM
I ass battle that the next Assbattle AGM be held on TS with plenty of VB and S&M.

in like pinger eh?
Juice Biscuit
05-08-2005, 03:06 PM
I Ass Battle send me the paperwork and I'll authorise it.
ShinymetalASS
05-08-2005, 03:22 PM
I ass battle I do fucking paper work all day and I'll be assed if I'm going to do it in my spare time.

I assbattle will you take a picture of my ASS as sufficient notice?
Juice Biscuit
05-08-2005, 03:29 PM
I Ass Battle if the notice you're attempting me to notice is that you need to work out more then yes, it would be sufficent notice.


http://www.asturcon3.com/emicons/KOLOBOK/aiwan_smiles/tease.gif
ShinymetalASS
05-08-2005, 04:01 PM
I assbattle that one should wait until one is in reciept of said notice before one makes assumptions about the information contained therein.

:D
Juice Biscuit
05-08-2005, 04:29 PM
http://imagehost.biz/ims/pictes/209129.gif
ShinymetalASS
05-08-2005, 06:03 PM
Check your email.......


































Maybe :)


I ahve one of crack, you want that? LMAO
Juice Biscuit
05-08-2005, 11:43 PM
I Ass Battle that I am going to go to Japan and start restaur er.. restura er.. food eating places where you cook food for people and then throw it at them.


I'll call it, Oi cop this cunt.


:sweet:
ShinymetalASS
09-08-2005, 10:26 AM
I'd call it

"In Your Face"

But yours does have more zest.

Either that or your an ass monkey.

Ass Monkey.
Juice Biscuit
09-08-2005, 11:00 AM
No mine does have more zest.


I'm going to have to rethink your position in marketing. :(
ShinymetalASS
09-08-2005, 11:15 AM
I'm going to have to rethink your position in marketing. :(


In what position would you like the ASS?
Juice Biscuit
09-08-2005, 11:33 AM
In what position would you like the ASS?
http://www.diegotorres.com.ar/mensajeitor/foro/caritas/cid12.gif







;)
ShinymetalASS
09-08-2005, 11:39 AM
Thats a good boy....... someone has trained you well, now roll over or I'll spank you for being a bad puppy.

p.s. I ass battle.
Juice Biscuit
09-08-2005, 11:45 AM
On those grounds I think I shall have to refuse to roll over......




ps The Ass Battle into was only to be used till the end of last week, ;)
ShinymetalASS
09-08-2005, 12:02 PM
On those grounds I think I shall have to refuse to roll over......




ps The Ass Battle into was only to be used till the end of last week, ;)

I can ass battle whenever I like..... Geeez... this thread is turning into some kind of dictatorial patriarchy using gestapo-esque tactics to consolidate its power base.

It's all about control with you isnt it?*

:)



*Please say yes :D
Juice Biscuit
09-08-2005, 12:06 PM
http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/Hitler3.gif Zieg Hail.


Otherwise the terrorists win.
ShinymetalASS
09-08-2005, 12:21 PM
http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/Hitler3.gif Zieg Hail.


Otherwise the terrorists win.


Will you be mad with me if I tell you I was the only person at Trivia last night who correctly named the authors of the Communist Manifesto?

Or will it be reconciled by the fact I am a good blonde haired, green eyed aryan girl?

:)
Juice Biscuit
09-08-2005, 12:29 PM
I dunno, the leather jackets of the SS always pwned the wool jackets of the KGB.


On those grounds I'm going to have to take the Fascist option.


You will though have to become the spokesperson for my new regime.


Don't worry, you'll just have to stand there with your mouth open and look pretty...









in my bedroom. http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/party/bellyemoticon.gif
ShinymetalASS
09-08-2005, 12:55 PM
On those grounds I'm going to have to take the Fascist option.


You will though have to become the spokesperson for my new regime.


Don't worry, you'll just have to stand there with your mouth open and look pretty...


How ironic and yet highly appropriate that the spokesperson for the new fascist overlords doesn't do any actual *speaking*.

"Do *you* come with the regime??"

"Oh you tee heehee hee" :rolleyes:
Juice Biscuit
09-08-2005, 01:09 PM
How ironic and yet highly appropriate that the spokesperson for the new fascist overlords doesn't do any actual *speaking*.

Don't worry, your overlord shall be standing around looking good to help provide an example. ;)


If you don't wanna stand you could always take a seat in the specially designed seating area, designed for maximum relaxation and cumfort. http://img93.exs.cx/img93/2706/lengua9ep.gif


"Do *you* come with the regime??"


Like all good regimes it depends on how I'm handled.




"Oh you tee heehee hee" :rolleyes:


Sniff roll eyes sniff.
ShinymetalASS
09-08-2005, 01:18 PM
You dont watch much Simpsons do you fah?

Any good dictator should know what I meant meow.

Scene: smASS standing in front of dictator, plastic smile and barbie doll hair (ick)

comrade passing by: "Do you come with the regime?"

smASS (smiling and batting eyelashes): "Oh you *giggle*".

As a side matter, one's ability to come with a regime really does depend on the masochistic nature of the individual. Oppress me and see whether I do come with the regime.
Juice Biscuit
09-08-2005, 01:26 PM
You dont watch much Simpsons do you fah?

Any good dictator should know what I meant meow.

Scene: smASS standing in front of dictator, plastic smile and barbie doll hair (ick)

comrade passing by: "Do you come with the regime?"

smASS (smiling and batting eyelashes): "Oh you *giggle*".


Oh I got it, it just doesn't work without the hand jestures. ;)


As a side matter, one's ability to come with a regime really does depend on the masochistic nature of the individual. Oppress me and see whether I do come with the regime.

Are you saying you want me to spank the answer out of you. :D
ShinymetalASS
09-08-2005, 02:53 PM
Are you saying you want me to spank the answer out of you. :D


With methods like those the answer will be a give in.
Juice Biscuit
09-08-2005, 04:35 PM
You just fall into the roll of submissive all 2 easily.



/me rubs together his fascist leaders hands.



Moahhahahaha
ShinymetalASS
09-08-2005, 04:44 PM
Its being raised in a stifling oppressive patriarchal society that fosters a subconscious tendency towards complacent self-assertion techniques.

I am but a product of you evil men.
Juice Biscuit
11-08-2005, 12:46 AM
Its being raised in a stifling oppressive patriarchal society that fosters a subconscious tendency towards complacent self-assertion techniques.


Too many big words make my brain hurt.http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/962.gif


I am but a product of you evil men.


http://imagehost.biz/ims/pictes/209116.gif
hazza
11-08-2005, 12:53 AM
http://www.zgeek.com/images/themes/original/buttons/PM_small.gif
Juice Biscuit
11-08-2005, 01:04 AM
http://www.zgeek.com/images/themes/original/buttons/PM_small.gif



fixed so the link works.
ShinymetalASS
12-08-2005, 11:26 AM
Well HAPPY 10K you fucking oddball...

What the fuck is your name now you strange and disturbed individual??

Identity crisis my friend.

And freaking how.

p.s. I think hazza's post would have more apt had it read

P.M.S.

:)
Juice Biscuit
12-08-2005, 11:54 AM
Well HAPPY 10K you fucking oddball...

What the fuck is your name now you strange and disturbed individual??

Identity crisis my friend.

And freaking how.

p.s. I think hazza's post would have more apt had it read

P.M.S.

:)
Have we met?
ShinymetalASS
12-08-2005, 12:09 PM
Have we met?


You haven't been that lucky yet my friend....


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzmeet
Juice Biscuit
12-08-2005, 04:41 PM
HOME BREW... oh wait.


Yeah zmeet.


Sorry, been thinking about 2 many things at once ;)
ShinymetalASS
12-08-2005, 05:33 PM
HOME BREW... oh wait.


Yeah zmeet.


Sorry, been thinking about 2 many things at once ;)


I have a cunning plan that could easily combine said thoughts.

:D

Feel the power of the darkside ;)
Juice Biscuit
12-08-2005, 05:35 PM
http://www.countrybrewer.com.au/category71_1.htm


I'm going to go shopping.


http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/schild/inq.gif
ShinymetalASS
16-08-2005, 12:43 PM
This thread looks sad and wilty.

Have you been neglecting your thread man-who-cant-even-pronounce-his-own-handle-on-the-phone?

:)
Juice Biscuit
16-08-2005, 12:52 PM
Nah, just feel bad that my post count in this thread way outnumbered yours, http://www.crackmanworld.com/inc/libs/editor_files/images/smileys/smiley9.gif


Didn't want you to think that I was leaving you out. :D



Plus I have been looking online for homebrew recipies. Trying improvments to the Tooheys Old recipies and the Guinness style beers.



mmmmm thinkness comes from Maltodextrin.
ShinymetalASS
16-08-2005, 01:05 PM
Nah, just feel bad that my post count in this thread way outnumbered yours

That's cause I know how to keep my hand off it :D
Juice Biscuit
16-08-2005, 01:08 PM
Your dedication is lacking.


Maybe we should open up membership to others.



Then again looking at the I confess thread, maybe not. :D
ShinymetalASS
16-08-2005, 01:21 PM
Your dedication is lacking.


Maybe we should open up membership to others.



Then again looking at the I confess thread, maybe not. :D


Where are you going to find an ASS as fine as this one?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???

And its not a matter of dedication. I do believe I made myself available for phone consultations to yourself outside working hours.

Thats dedication my friend ;)
Juice Biscuit
16-08-2005, 01:44 PM
Where are you going to find an ASS as fine as this one?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???



Nowhere. http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/962.gif


And its not a matter of dedication. I do believe I made myself available for phone consultations to yourself outside working hours.

Thats dedication my friend ;)


Phone call back is more precise my dear ;)


But this thread needs to be a team effort, we work as a team..., but we do it my way :D
ShinymetalASS
16-08-2005, 01:49 PM
But this thread needs to be a team effort, we work as a team..., but we do it my way :D


Righto Frank, fucking lucky you've picked a submissive ASS to team with.

When the fuck do I quest with you on WoW?

hmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Juice Biscuit
16-08-2005, 01:53 PM
Optus cable gets installed 2morro, and the new pc should be ordered by the end of the week.


Only problem is that I will be trapped in the grasp of BF2 for a while.


If there is a way to just pay the monthly fee without having to pay for the game then I'm in, otherwise I'm dead broke. :D
ShinymetalASS
16-08-2005, 02:00 PM
I want cable.

Actually, we found an old optus vision box in my flat. I'm wondering if that means what I think it means.

If so, im going to be a speedy ASS from here on in.

:D
Juice Biscuit
16-08-2005, 03:07 PM
Well if you find someone that is going to retire their wow account for a while and happy for me to take over then I'm in.


But with the homebrew costs, new comp, having to save to fly up to Brissie for a wedding and getting cable I am sweet out of extra spending cash.


Oh yeah, whatever date it was that I confirmed over the phone, I'll be there ;)
ShinymetalASS
17-08-2005, 07:14 PM
Oh yeah, whatever date it was that I confirmed over the phone, I'll be there ;)

Be worried.
Juice Biscuit
17-08-2005, 07:18 PM
That's ok, I heard you Queenies couldn't hold your drink worth a darn, I shall seek to rectify this through good example.




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/dayjavooodew/smileys/food/10_7_5.gif
MisterBishi
18-08-2005, 06:53 AM
Fucking hell what's this. :aah:
dozer
18-08-2005, 07:44 AM
looks like a new internet romance.
and3w
18-08-2005, 08:06 AM
right, out with the webcam and get posting
Juice Biscuit
18-08-2005, 11:31 AM
Hope you guys brought your condoms.


http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/grouphug.gif
dilligaf
18-08-2005, 11:33 AM
I Ass Battle You All!



















































Winnar!!
ShinymetalASS
18-08-2005, 11:43 AM
looks like a new internet romance.


Pity I'm about as romantic as an S&M assfucking in a seedy motel room.

Actually......

mmmmmmmWhat were we talking about.....
Juice Biscuit
18-08-2005, 12:17 PM
Actually......

mmmmmmmWhat were we talking about.....


You said.


Pity that I'm about to go and have S&M assfucking with my fav strapon to the first hawt chick I find in a seedy motel room and only allow uhgkcvgjffv to watch.


:D
ShinymetalASS
18-08-2005, 12:27 PM
Lesbian Bondage Talk??

Me???


NEVAH!#$%#$@%
Scythe
18-08-2005, 12:41 PM
Lesbian Bondage Talk??

Me???


NEVAH!#$%#$@%

I think I speak for most of ZGeek when I say :disappointed: :D
Juice Biscuit
18-08-2005, 02:11 PM
Allright I just got my wedding invite, I'll be up on the 2nd of October weekend the wedding is at Arana Hills which I assume is in Australia somewhere.
ShinymetalASS
18-08-2005, 02:56 PM
Allright I just got my wedding invite, I'll be up on the 2nd of October weekend the wedding is at Arana Hills which I assume is in Australia somewhere.


Need a date?*








Bahahahahahahahahaha...... I see you already have second of October coming... is she nice?
Juice Biscuit
19-08-2005, 11:59 AM
I ASSume, that I will be tanked from the sat night before, but if what I've heard about you queenies is true then I may not. :(
ShinymetalASS
19-08-2005, 12:15 PM
I ASSume, that I will be tanked from the sat night before, but if what I've heard about you queenies is true then I may not. :(


You can pretty much rest ASSured that if I have anything to do with it, then your ASSumption would be correct.

Of course, I'm not a Queenie, so I cant speak for the rest of em!

:D
Juice Biscuit
19-08-2005, 12:40 PM
You can pretty much rest ASSured that if I have anything to do with it, then your ASSumption would be correct.

Of course, I'm not a Queenie, so I cant speak for the rest of em!

:D



Bah, all I need is a personal guide for the local area, and someone to write down where I'm staying on a piece of paper, so the next morning I can just give it to the cabbie with a grunt and fall in the back seat of the cab.

:D
ShinymetalASS
19-08-2005, 12:45 PM
Bah, all I need is a personal guide for the local area, and someone to write down where I'm staying on a piece of paper, so the next morning I can just give it to the cabbie with a grunt and fall in the back seat of the cab.

:D


Well I was going to offer more.....

But give me a piece of paper and it looks like we are done here :)

Ahhh man, you gotta do the typical zgeekmeet things with the people here.

By then you will have met Manshoon, Arsozah and my most gracious self.

Poor bastard.
Juice Biscuit
19-08-2005, 01:26 PM
Meh, I'm sure a cue tip violently inserted into my ear will help me forget anything I don't wanna remember. http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/31/z4dwink.gif
ShinymetalASS
19-08-2005, 01:55 PM
Meh, I'm sure a cue tip violently inserted into my ear will help me forget anything I don't wanna remember. http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/31/z4dwink.gif


I can think of far more interesting ways to forget the things you dont want to remember.

Now.... what the fuck were they?
Juice Biscuit
19-08-2005, 04:06 PM
I can think of far more interesting ways to forget the things you dont want to remember.

Now.... what the fuck were they?
Donkey Punch?
http://img116.exs.cx/img116/934/z0tdntknw.gif
ShinymetalASS
20-08-2005, 06:42 PM
Donkey Punch?
http://img116.exs.cx/img116/934/z0tdntknw.gif


Cock monkey
Juice Biscuit
20-08-2005, 06:53 PM
Cock monkey
Catholic.
ShinymetalASS
20-08-2005, 06:55 PM
Catholic.


You just crossed the assline in the assand.

Stupid bug, you go squish now.
Juice Biscuit
20-08-2005, 06:58 PM
Owrrrhhhh, give us a hug.


http://img118.exs.cx/img118/1691/hug8ok.gif
Juice Biscuit
20-08-2005, 07:01 PM
I'm just about to order my homebrew stuff, one order for the Tooheys Old style and one for the Ginger beer.

Then 2morro I order the parts for the new PC.


Oh and I found you a smiley oh Queenie of the Ass thread.http://img126.exs.cx/img126/3690/queen6kl.gif
Juice Biscuit
23-08-2005, 09:34 PM
Just before I die, I'm going to say "I wish I spent more time at the office" just so next time someone says "Nobody on their death bed ever said they wished they spent more time at the office" Some else can say "Yes they did, and they said it like a fox".
ShinymetalASS
25-08-2005, 10:44 AM
Man you so crazy....... crazy like a FOX!@#$

Good to see you playing with yourself in my absence.

Like the Queen Ass smilie.

Have a King Fap one to go with it?

And lookit! we got a :pimp: going awn now!

p.s. pipple. Fuck that thread made me laff this morning.
Juice Biscuit
25-08-2005, 11:18 AM
http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/jerkoff.gif
ShinymetalASS
25-08-2005, 11:49 AM
Now *that's* what I'm talking about.

I think that should be the Official Thread Smilie.

Since this is all just one big wank.

:pimp:
Juice Biscuit
25-08-2005, 12:53 PM
I think that should be the Official Thread Smilie.



http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/fuck2.gif




me bags being the giver
ShinymetalASS
26-08-2005, 01:17 PM
me bags being the giver



I'm sure I'll take that rather well
Juice Biscuit
26-08-2005, 01:28 PM
I'm sure I'll take that rather well



Good, cause I don't wanna hear any complaining half way through about you wanting to switch roles....









Or do I.....http://forum.overnet.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif
ShinymetalASS
26-08-2005, 01:31 PM
Unless I'm strapping something on, I dont think it counts as "taking it", does it?

Or do you just want me to ride you and try???
Juice Biscuit
26-08-2005, 01:33 PM
Unless I'm strapping something on, I dont think it counts as "taking it", does it?

Or do you just want me to ride you and try???






http://www.diegotorres.com.ar/mensajeitor/foro/caritas/horse2323.gif
MisterBishi
27-08-2005, 08:16 PM
I might merge this with the A Room thread later on. Or maybe something entirely unrelated just to piss people off. Hmm.
Juice Biscuit
27-08-2005, 08:39 PM
I might merge this with the A Room thread later on. Or maybe something entirely unrelated just to piss people off. Hmm.



Only a whining pommie would talk about it and not just close it.



Congrats the dispatch that all pommies are whiny cunts is habituated by your lily-livered exposition.



If you had an ounce of integrity you would have closed it long ago, although that would also suggest that you would no longer make so many woeful threads in the general forum.


In short, just close it you mephitic cunt.
MisterBishi
27-08-2005, 08:46 PM
Well, that was quite an outburst. I can see this thread really means a lot to you.
Juice Biscuit
02-09-2005, 01:33 PM
lol prankt


You can post in here if you want bishi. http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons/60.gif
ShinymetalASS
02-09-2005, 01:45 PM
You just dont hear the word mephitic enough anymore.
Juice Biscuit
02-09-2005, 01:49 PM
I really like it.


It's like pathetic but with more class. :cool:
ShinymetalASS
02-09-2005, 02:34 PM
derisory.
Juice Biscuit
03-09-2005, 06:50 PM
Vexatious.
ShinymetalASS
03-09-2005, 06:54 PM
pique
Juice Biscuit
05-09-2005, 12:48 AM
Truculent.
Juice Biscuit
19-09-2005, 04:43 PM
Verminous
ShinymetalASS
19-09-2005, 05:14 PM
obsequious
Juice Biscuit
07-10-2005, 11:22 AM
Sycophantic
ShinymetalASS
07-10-2005, 11:54 AM
perambulate
Juice Biscuit
12-10-2005, 01:22 AM
Banana Paddle Pop
gimpieman
12-10-2005, 10:17 AM
there's a thread for word assoc.
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gaytime?