Ass Battle 3000

[Juice Biscuit]

C'mon Shiny you skirt wearing girl, its time to settle this once and for all.



Who is the fucking bestest sorted by a competition to see who can get to 3000 spams first.

[Juice Biscuit]

Ok, I win but thanks for playing anyway.

[Juice Biscuit]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/barraca/village8mf.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

OMFG !@#$325

But I'm a shinymetalass meatbag. I'm from the world of tomorrow. Don't think that you can bump your sorry ass into a fucking cryogenic fucking sleep and wake up in the fucking future and think you are somehow better than the shinyASS.

Now kiss my shinymetalass skintube.

And while youre at it, show me just how good those fucking ass hands are.

I'm an ass, they were *made* for me. Now get fucking. Don't make me come back there.

[ShinymetalASS]

p.s. and I hope you take longer with those hands than you did in this 'competition'. :D

[ShinymetalASS]

It's an ass off!

[Juice Biscuit]

What are you doing in my thread?


You can't come in here... one of these days Shiny, one of these days its going to be *Squish*, right up your ass.


http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/31/Picture_100.jpg

[Juice Biscuit]

Hahahah, look everyone at what some ass did to poor Fred.

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/31/Picture_104.jpg




Man that Shiny is one mean Mofo, but I took her toughness and then some, she won't be back for a long time.

[johny_roberts]

I feel stupider for clicking and then posting in this thread.

thank you

[ShinymetalASS]

Ahhh fucking Darth Fist eh ass hands?

and as for the *squish* right up my ass?

duh.

you're hands are the fucker of asses. Methinks I shall be offended if I don't feel the power of the darkside.

[Juice Biscuit]

She can't be stopped.

http://ioff.hatwas.net/katherine/bb5/zepel.gif



You only want me to put my precious hands there cause your ass is all rusty and you know that you my hands will get all cut and ouchie. http://img90.exs.cx/img90/2365/k1ocray.gif

[Juice Biscuit]

Something tells me that brown gloves may have been a better idea for this task at hand.





http://img125.echo.cx/img125/7155/attention9ha.gif

[MisterBishi]

When I saw this in the recent posts list I thought it was a WoW thread.

[johny_roberts]

She can't be stopped.

http://ioff.hatwas.net/katherine/bb5/zepel.gif



You only want me to put my precious hands there cause your ass is all rusty and you know that you my hands will get all cut and ouchie. http://img90.exs.cx/img90/2365/k1ocray.gif

If needed........

[ShinymetalASS]

If it was a wow thread it would be an Ass-Raping Battle 3000. This thread is totally hetero. Unlike those poofs over there. I'm pointing.

[Juice Biscuit]

Hahaha, they read ass and they came running :fag:

[spurr]

And this is why you shouldn't drink at work.

[Juice Biscuit]

You win this page Shinyhttp://msnemoticons4u.com/cartoons/bender.jpg



But there is always the next page to I will take your clanky ass down.

http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/party/bellyemoticon.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

If needed........


ahhhhhh but if the hands are more than a misnomer, the need would be redundant ;)

[Juice Biscuit]

And this is why you shouldn't drink at work.



And that is why Quick Reply should be disabled on this forum.

[ShinymetalASS]

This post shall forever be a reminder of the time my ass was on 7069.

I shall beat you to 10,000 rep my friend. Then I shall beat you.

You may have the post tri millenia, but I'll get you next time.

p.s. Darth Fist pwns.

[ShinymetalASS]

also p.s. that's a mighty suggestive finger you've got there.

hmmmm a fist in msn, a finger in zgeek. you've got your fucking ass hands covered in all manner of interesting gestures.

[Juice Biscuit]

Don't worry I've hoarded plenty of lube under my inbox tray.




I'm twice as fun as the regular old garden variety slip 'n' slide

[tikdoph]

I guess Shiny does like anal afterall.

[Juice Biscuit]

I don't know who this 'all' bloke is, but if there is any fucking going on in this thread its going to have to be after me.
http://img78.echo.cx/img78/8233/anger6wa.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

if there is any fucking going on in this thread its going to have to be after me.



Well I'm not fucking but I'm after you. Watch out buddy. ;)

[Juice Biscuit]

Is that a strapon you're wearing or just a giant maxi pad? http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/weirdface.gif








I know, I know if any one wants me I'll be in the sin bin.
http://homepage.eircom.net/~mollyig/smilies/redcard.gif

[Juice Biscuit]

I know, I know if any one wants me I'll be in the sin bin.






Sin bin?


Sounds like a :fag: bar.




What a http://forum.rscnet.org/images/smilies/static.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

I'm more amused at the fact you gave yourself a red card for a rather 'red' joke.

:D

highly appropriate.

and in repsonse?

you = :fag: and hence your obsession with the ASS.

;)

[Juice Biscuit]

Hey, this isn't the 3rd page yet and already your trying to break off some...http://img125.exs.cx/img125/2775/huelga3wl.gif


Obsession with the ASS hey, well my ass isn't the mobile bean bag that yours is hence why aint got no capitilisation happnin.



http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/schild/Blond-Moment.gif

[Juice Biscuit]

3rd page yet?

[Juice Biscuit]

Fuck Yeah 3rd page.


Your ganna cop it now, time for my secret of doom.






I present The Blues Clues dog.http://www.goldensage.com/Smilies/icon_blues_clues.gif





Get her boy, get her


Just don't bite down too hard on her ASS.

[ShinymetalASS]

Obsession with the ASS hey, well my ass isn't the mobile bean bag that yours is hence why aint got no capitilisation happnin.


increase in capital can only result from an increase in value. There aint no capital gain on my ASS. At least I have a smaller taxable income on June 30.

:D

p.s. arrghhhh

[ShinymetalASS]

I present The Blues Clues dog.http://www.goldensage.com/Smilies/icon_blues_clues.gif



Yet more proof as to your obvious :fag:ness.

Come on, keep it up, you're just digging your ASS hole deeper. ;)

[Juice Biscuit]

Damn that dog.


Time for the big guns now....



Release the Obelix



http://images.gograph.com/Images-9921/AnimatedGif/obelix01.gif









Oh, please come back Obelix :(

[Juice Biscuit]

Why if I were Dr. Jones, I'd whip that ASS of yours into shape http://imagehost.biz/ims/pictes/209227.gif






But alas I will have to continue with the frying pan over the head treatment. http://www.transcending-bliss.net/xmb/images/smilies/fryingpan.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

Why if I were Dr. Jones, I'd whip that ASS of yours into shape

You bring the Jones, I'll bring the whip.

It can be an IRLRPG. Safety word is peabutt.

[Juice Biscuit]

Its words like peabutt that make baby Jesus wet himself.

[ShinymetalASS]

Its words like peabutt that make baby Jesus wet himself.

well since both my word and your protagonist are fictional, methinks you should focus on the task at hand, rather than minor details.

It's not the word that's important, but the part it plays in ensuring that we both have an ass-cracking good time.

[Juice Biscuit]

It's not the word that's important, but the part it plays in ensuring that we both have an ass-cracking good time.

http://imagehost.biz/ims/pictes/209029.gif

[Juice Biscuit]

This thread needs more Ninjas.


http://img86.exs.cx/img86/1883/ninja04.gif

[vaseline_midget]

yes terence, im giving up half my ass for you to live

[Juice Biscuit]

Show us ya tits shit fuckle

[ShinymetalASS]

yes terence, im giving up half my ass for you to live

But I want to use my whole ASS.

[vaseline_midget]

But I want to use my whole ASS.
a full ass is better than no ass at all

[Juice Biscuit]

This thread still needs more Ninjas.


http://forumsig.symen.ch/images/smilies/mal/ANIMmal049.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

I personally don't think you can have too many ninjas. Or crack.

So, crack ninjas really are suited to an Ass Battle thread. Highly trained in the ways of crack.

[Juice Biscuit]

http://img103.exs.cx/img103/7885/assassin.gif



More crack ninjas.





And a cracking good pirate for the mix too. http://img5.exs.cx/img5/6815/pirate33st.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

Excellent.

Some Crack n' Bang.

Also highly appropriate for hands that fuck the ass.

[Juice Biscuit]

Well I don't know about hands fucking.


But the things tigers can do to themselves is shocking.



http://www.smilieland.com/graphics/cart21.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

I see your pole-happy tigger and raise you my fiddling evil monkey. See that?

He has an itchy tigger finger.

:D

[Frau Farbissina]

Now there's a concept I can't get enough of: a ma'am and her monkey.

[Juice Biscuit]

Me---> http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/fuck2.gif <-----You





Now I have to find something to get all this rust of my hands. :(

[Juice Biscuit]

I see your pole-happy tigger and raise you my fiddling evil monkey. See that?

He has an itchy tigger finger.

:D



I don't have a itchy tigger finger, but boy do I have a stinky trigger finger. http://www.smileyxtra.co.uk/images/smxtra.png

[Juice Biscuit]

Rep of 9079


:cool: geeks never have the time.

[throb]

Rep of 9079


:cool: geeks never have the time.
This is like June's version of the Rep Whore thread.

[Juice Biscuit]

Na ha.


This is the record of one of the greatest battles of all time.


This fight is too big for pay per view even. :Phwoar:

[ShinymetalASS]

Na ha.


This is the record of one of the greatest battles of all time.


This fight is too big for pay per view even. :Phwoar:


It's certainly fucking cheap enough for paper view though.

;)

assbandit.

admit it.

:p

[Juice Biscuit]

Cheap?


Who you callin cheap?



My ass is nothing but high class.



My name is G money and all that wanky niggah shit.


W0rd. to the G yo.

[ShinymetalASS]

Cheap?


Who you callin cheap?



My ass is nothing but high class.


Oh, I never said you were cheap my dear post-ping.

I said this *thread* was cheap.

And you cant deny it.

Look at the way it's letting us use, take advantage of, and generally sully its' good name.

:D

[Juice Biscuit]

Oh, I never said you were cheap my dear post-ping.

I said this *thread* was cheap.

And you cant deny it.

Look at the way it's letting us use, take advantage of, and generally sully its' good name.

:D



Fully this thread is a hussy.


It won't even stay loyal to us.




It lets any and everyone do their business in it.




But do they call back the next day, no they don't the pricks. :(

[ShinymetalASS]

Why are both our avamatars about the poking?

[Juice Biscuit]

Sif you don't love a good poke ;)

[celestine]

hardcore baby!

[ShinymetalASS]

Sif you don't love a good poke ;)

Too true..

Righto.....

you be Pokey, I'll be Gumby.

there just arent enough kids shows like them anymore are there?

:D

[StAUG]

My army issued arse is of encrusted (diamond, nothing else) titanium. I could out-arse both of you combined, with only half my arse.

[Juice Biscuit]

Vegemite or promite if its morning...

PB & H if its night


So who's the lucky fella that you have been covering in PB & H at night?




http://img93.exs.cx/img93/2706/lengua9ep.gif

[Juice Biscuit]

Better yet who's the poor bugger that gets stuck with the promite? http://imagehost.biz/ims/pictes/209136.gif

[Juice Biscuit]

http://www.snowtalk.nl/forums/html/emoticons/stupid.gif


Word

[StAUG]

*deflects an RPG with no more than my arse*
Bring it on, bahahaha!

[ShinymetalASS]

You try staug, and I *do* give you credit, but lamentably you are sans ass as far as the wider world is concerned. Return to this thread when you are ASSstaug or StaugASS, or even better StASSug. :D

and as for you fucking ass hands, PB & H if you behive. Promite if your a bad boy. Unless you are *really* bad. Then you get whatever you want ;)

[Juice Biscuit]

/me kicks everything over and calls everyone a filthy cunt.



Now I would like to be covered in the juice from 30 cans of Tuna.

[Kez]

I used to cycle, there for my arse is in top condition.

[ShinymetalASS]

Now I would like to be covered in the juice from 30 cans of Tuna.

I shall dip you in that PB & H and throw you to the lesbians.

If your hands fuck ass as well as they claim, you'll be in the orgiastic equivalent of your request.

Unless of course you are Fucking Ass Hands McLure, in which case, I shall leave you to sleep with the fishes. And I don't mean metaphorically.

:D

[Juice Biscuit]

Having an arsehole that can take anything from riding a bike with no seat does not equal top condition.


http://imagehost.biz/ims/pictes/209153.gif

[Serpent_Girl]

You're all nuts!

mmm...nuts.

OoOOo CASHEW!!

[Kez]

Having an arsehole that can take anything from riding a bike with no seat does not equal top condition.


http://imagehost.biz/ims/pictes/209153.gif
I nevar ride the pole, I leave that up to you Mr ass hands :)

[ShinymetalASS]

Having an arsehole that can take anything from riding a bike with no seat does not equal top condition.

Spare a thought for Jimoein, who only has one cheek, and cant ride a bike, lest he fall off the seat ;)

[Juice Biscuit]

I nevar ride the pole, I leave that up to you Mr ass hands :)


I never said that you could use my hands as a seat.





http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/schild/inq.gif

[StAUG]

You try staug, and I *do* give you credit, but lamentably you are sans ass as far as the wider world is concerned. Return to this thread when you are ASSstaug or StaugASS, or even better StASSug. :D


As a proud Aussie, I'll -always- be 'ass'less, and have a mighty 'arse'. Arse > ass in 9 out of 10 tests ;)

[ShinymetalASS]

As a proud Aussie, I'll -always- be 'ass'less, and have a mighty 'arse'. Arse > ass in 9 out of 10 tests ;)

I do not disagree, however, as a proud Aussie I am also partial to the art of satire and, as my namesake pertains to an American (yet still highly amusing) animated series and in keeping with the ironic nature of the thread, all references to what would normally be referred to in our fine country as an arse, have been satirically substituted with "ass".

Of course if you are uncomfortable with satire, feel free to be StARSEug.

:D

Besides, bite my shinymetalASS. Bender just dont say it any other way meatbag ;)

[Juice Biscuit]

Beat cha an arse cheek that I can be the first one to post on the 7th page.

[ShinymetalASS]

Why's that ping?

besides, 7 is my unlucky number. I'd rather be first on the eighth page. Much more auspicious.

[Juice Biscuit]

You know there have been many a post by people calling me Ping or Pinger, since the "Big change" but you are the first to not use a capital.


http://img90.exs.cx/img90/2365/k1ocray.gif

[Juice Biscuit]

7th page yet?



EDIT: DAMN :spingo:

[Serpent_Girl]

You suck Adam.

Damnit, I liked Pinger better than your name now. :grr:

[Juice Biscuit]

Serpent_Girl suits you well you scaley, venom spitting reptile http://2ni2.com/emoticon/animal/serpiente.gif




:p

[Serpent_Girl]

Nah, I just like "snakes"

Oh damn, you're not going to believe that! My secret is out!! *hissss*

Heh, it's funny 'cause the closest you could get to your nick is pretending you're fucking an "ass" with your hands.

:greenman:

[Juice Biscuit]

wohohoh page 7

edit:doh

[Juice Biscuit]

Nah, I just like "snakes"

Oh damn, you're not going to believe that! My secret is out!! *hissss*

Heh, it's funny 'cause the closest you could get to your nick is pretending you're fucking an "ass" with your hands.

:greenman:




Wouldn't the time I fingered you be classified as fucking an ass???



:pir8dan:

[Juice Biscuit]

woot page 7 was mine http://img93.exs.cx/img93/2706/lengua9ep.gif

[Serpent_Girl]

You did?

Damn, I missed it. :grr:

And no, not quite.

[ShinymetalASS]

woot page 7 was mine http://img93.exs.cx/img93/2706/lengua9ep.gif

You can have your unlucky 7 my friend. I'm more interested in page 8. And that damn smilie and his tongue you conveniently (and somewhat suggestively) put at the end of your remark.

:D

[ShinymetalASS]

Number 8 *BURP*

[ShinymetalASS]

Number 8 *burp*

[ShinymetalASS]

Number 8 *burp*

[ShinymetalASS]

Number 8 *burp*

:D

[ShinymetalASS]

It looks like all the Yoko in the world will never kick it over.

Oh fellow ass, why hast thou forsaken me?

p.s. Number 8 *burp*

[ShinymetalASS]

Bite my glorious golden ass skintube.

[ShinymetalASS]

Man this page 8 battle is kinda one sided.

:(

[ShinymetalASS]

And long..... so very very tired.....

where's some fucking ass hands when you need some?

[ShinymetalASS]

Fuck will this page never end?

[ShinymetalASS]

Rhetorical eh?

[ShinymetalASS]

:(

[ShinymetalASS]

:grrr:

[ShinymetalASS]

Oooh, all it took was a growling. Damn. I gotta remember that more often.

[StAUG]

I do not disagree, however, as a proud Aussie I am also partial to the art of satire and, as my namesake pertains to an American (yet still highly amusing) animated series and in keeping with the ironic nature of the thread, all references to what would normally be referred to in our fine country as an arse, have been satirically substituted with "ass".

Of course if you are uncomfortable with satire, feel free to be StARSEug.

:D

Besides, bite my shinymetalASS. Bender just dont say it any other way meatbag ;)

Given I can bite through a beer can, I'd be careful what you say ;) And the arse has all sorts of powers beyond what you can handle *heh*

[Juice Biscuit]

My lucky number is 23.


I don't think I'll go down the Shiny route of first post on that page :(

[Juice Biscuit]

Although.........

[StAUG]

My lucky number is 23.


I don't think I'll go down the Shiny route of first post on that page :(

You too goddamnit! It is ME who is muscling in on this (with my arse). Now bow the fuck on down! Bahahaha!

[ShinymetalASS]

Whilst 8 is a lucky number for me, it is actually 11 that is my real lucky number.

And I cant be fucked.

numbers kick ass.

and there's no such thing as coincidence.

:D

touche salesman!

[Juice Biscuit]

And I cant be fucked.





*sniff* *sniff*.


I think me smells a new quote for my sig :D

[Juice Biscuit]

Do you think Shiny may have "Barbie" parts down there.


<_<

>_>

<_<



:D




This may explain why I've never heard her say, 'excuse me while I go to the bathroom' http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/962.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

I'm blonde, but there certainly aint any plastic in me.

A proposition by an attractive female could very easily change that.

:D

[Juice Biscuit]

/me runs far away from zgeek to find an attractive female that comes with a free spatula




What?


Its plastic http://img116.exs.cx/img116/934/z0tdntknw.gif

[Juice Biscuit]

Oh are you saying that a woman that comes with a spatula isn't what Shiny had in mind?





http://forumprog.free.fr/panos4/GS_b8fda989c47362891418db90ffe36910.png

[Juice Biscuit]

Cause I read an article the other day that said that women are far more likley to come with plastic objects than without.......



http://imagehost.biz/ims/pictes/209050.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

I'm more curious as to what the fuck she's doing LEAVING the kitchen in the first place?

[Juice Biscuit]

Shiny, Shiny, Shiny.....



You should always take a pair of bolt cutters with you when you go to pick up chicks http://ganjataz.com/01smileys/images/smileys/OdBall-thatworks2.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

Just in case the key to the greatest treasure in the land doesn't fit the lock?

:D

They should have called it a chastise belt :D

[ShinymetalASS]

Number 9 and doin fine!

:D

[Juice Biscuit]

Bah number 9's whole purpose is to sit inbetween number 8 and 10, it has no worth.

[ShinymetalASS]

When the negative energy of the multiverse snaps back on you for your complete inability to recognise the phearsome luck of number 9, don't come complaining to me.

And I've never heard you have a problem being the meat in the sandwich. Or perhaps that's your problem.

A secret lustful fetish for the number 8 (probably because it rhymes with date) has given rise to irrational, and ultimately destructive, dislike of the number 9.

:D

[Juice Biscuit]

Trust you to like the number nine so much, and why you ask, cause it rhymes with WHINE.



I’m ganna rename you to Fucking ass whine.


Yeah that's right, and I'm ganna get it moulded in plastic to make sure you shove it where it’s deserved,.



That place that rhymes with up your 8 :D

[ShinymetalASS]

I can think of better words that rhyme with nine.

Pity your favourite number isnt 6.

That sounds like quite the pairing to me.

;)

[ShinymetalASS]

p.s. ass bandit

[Juice Biscuit]

Rosie O'Donnell



http://img93.exs.cx/img93/2706/lengua9ep.gif

[StAUG]

O! My arse!
My arse! O!
I
Shall...
RETURN!

[ShinymetalASS]

Rosie O'Donnell



http://img93.exs.cx/img93/2706/lengua9ep.gif

Worst lesbian tendendancies incitation attempt I've EVER seen.

Enough to make you a meat eater.

[Juice Biscuit]

Bah you are Rosie.


Admit it.


You can't keep fooling the masses forever.


How come Rosie never posts when Shiny does?


Yeah exactly. http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/962.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

ACtually, given the cold weather I am a rather Rosie cheeked SMAss.

It's VERY cold.

:D

Warm me up.

[Juice Biscuit]

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/17/more_pinger.jpg









Feelin hot yet baby. :D

[Juice Biscuit]

Phear the Ray Martin pose.

[ShinymetalASS]

Any talk of good bush gets me hot baby.

:D

[Juice Biscuit]

10?

[Juice Biscuit]

Fuck YEAH

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/ole.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

mmmmmmmmmm

double figures

[StAUG]

Crap! Viewing 100 posts per page is where it's at. You're only less than halfway through page 2 here ;)

[ShinymetalASS]

mmmmmm double pages....


:p

[Juice Biscuit]

I just saw the bee that bit Shiny on the ass.


He was pretty happy about it, but the effects of biting metal were obvious.

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/images/smilies/new/0711/noteeth.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

He was a southern bee.

ning-a-ning-ning-ning-ning-ning-ning-ning.

His name was Bobby-Joe Stumpbucket.

And besides, I've checked. Apart from Monday, nothing has left it's teeth in my ass.

[Juice Biscuit]

Are you sure you checked?


Sure you don't need a hand to make sure?



:D

[Juice Biscuit]

http://easy.go.is/hubs/asylum/liebe053.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

a pair of fucking ass hands would be better...

*sigh* now where AM I going to find them at such short notice?

[Juice Biscuit]

http://img116.exs.cx/img116/934/z0tdntknw.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

*sigh*

can't I get at least one thing I want today?

:(

[Juice Biscuit]

Maybe you're not asking the right questions my dear Shiny?

[ShinymetalASS]

Lamentably I do not have the time to be (ass)king the questions.

It is all I can do to deal with the FUCK UPS MADE BY OTHER WANKERS.

Plus my ovaries hurt.

Fuckers.

:p

[Juice Biscuit]

Plus my ovaries hurt.

Fuckers.

:p


Sounds like a big guy. ;)



ps. 700 to go.

[Juice Biscuit]

Ghandi was a pussy.

[Juice Biscuit]

Ahahhahaha,



Legs eleven!!!!!111

[ShinymetalASS]

man

I wanted 11

I'm an 11.

but.

this post will be a 9.

on page 11.

9-11?

watch out for low flying aircraft.

or high flying terrorists.

:D

[Juice Biscuit]

Nah, you're 7-11




As in where's my Slurpy, wench.

[kré]

fucking what in the fucking fuck is going on in this fucking fuck of a fucking thread.

[Juice Biscuit]

fucking what in the fucking fuck is going on in this fucking fuck of a fucking thread.





http://img115.exs.cx/img115/6545/ts0lr.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

It's classified.

We could tell you, but then we'd have to annihilate you.

Actually.

It's 7-11 because your number is seven. and mine is 11.

got the munchies yet?

i know a fucking ass handmaiden who can help?

[Juice Biscuit]

Why my dear Shiny, are you offering me something to eat?



:D

[ShinymetalASS]

Find an 11.

Between the ones you should find a 6 or a 9 (it will depend on your orientation) that can be readily consumed.

;)

[StAUG]

Bah! This has left the realm of EITHER arse or ass and travelled into the realm of hackneyed mediocrity! I quit! Ram it up your arse/ass!

[ShinymetalASS]

Bah! This has left the realm of EITHER arse or ass and travelled into the realm of hackneyed mediocrity! I quit! Ram it up your arse/ass!

I've never been one to complain about interdimensional travel myself.

And don't judge an ass or an arse until you've walked a mediocre mile in their hackneyed shoes. Then they can make a both mediocre and hackneyed joke about you being a mile further away from the arse and having taken their hackneyed shoes with you.

:D

p.s. don't let the hackneyed door hit your mediocre arse on the way out. ;)

[Juice Biscuit]

I've never been one to complain about interdimensional travel myself.




You're just saying that cause you've never been to Sydney. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/j/xmas.gif

[StAUG]

I've never been one to complain about interdimensional travel myself.

And don't judge an ass or an arse until you've walked a mediocre mile in their hackneyed shoes. Then they can make a both mediocre and hackneyed joke about you being a mile further away from the arse and having taken their hackneyed shoes with you.

:D

p.s. don't let the hackneyed door hit your mediocre arse on the way out. ;)

My arse may be hackneyed, but it's far from mediocre. Now stop mauling Terry Pratchet (or whoever it was that made the ol' 'mile in their shoes' famous quote), and submit! Submit your yank 'ass' to the punishment of THE AUG! GAHAHA!

[ShinymetalASS]

My arse may be hackneyed, but it's far from mediocre. Now stop mauling Terry Pratchet (or whoever it was that made the ol' 'mile in their shoes' famous quote), and submit! Submit your yank 'ass' to the punishment of THE AUG! GAHAHA!

I'm sure Pratchett would be most bemused by his being credited with that quote. But methinks he just isn't that old.

And one day my ASS-less friend, you'll be regretting (at the very least rueing and lamenting) when you wander down the street and see A&R with a big display by their newest hit author (with the supremely witty turns of phrase) Shiny M Ass.

:D

[StAUG]

Pratchett is pretty bloody old... but yes, you're right. I just read one of his books that had said line in it. In any case, when the day comes that you're a best selling author, I will have long before dumped enough discarded mobile phones/nail clippings into the sea that it will rise above the surface, and become an island I intend on claiming as my own country. A TAX FREE country, of which I am KING, KING I TELL YOU!

[ShinymetalASS]

Fuck! Make sure you turn them all off vibrate. You'll have a fucking earthquake on your hands. Tidal waves. I can see it.

Add peroxide and coke to your mix and you could call yourself New California.

[Juice Biscuit]

Do you think Jesus would have been more of a Pepsi or Coke type of guy?

[StAUG]

Fuck! Make sure you turn them all off vibrate. You'll have a fucking earthquake on your hands. Tidal waves. I can see it.

Add peroxide and coke to your mix and you could call yourself New California.

Meh, salty sea-water will short them out well before that becomes a problem ;). I can see other problems arising though, so I might have to buy an old aircraft carrier and just beach it somewhere.

[ShinymetalASS]

Do you think Jesus would have been more of a Pepsi or Coke type of guy?

Oh, Jebus loves teh coke.

:D

[Juice Biscuit]

I dunno, he may have been more of a mello yellow type of guy.


What with the hippy haircut and sandles and all.

[Juice Biscuit]

Although, he did carry on like a fair socialist, so maybe he would have rejected consumer soft drinks, and gone for something more along the lines of carrot juice.

[ShinymetalASS]

I dunno, he may have been more of a mello yellow type of guy.


What with the hippy haircut and sandles and all.


They call me Mello Yellow. Shit yeah man. Thought though: When Mello Yellow was canned, so to speak, shouldn't it have come back three days later? Or is that Lift (get it?? ascension to heaven???? :o)

[Juice Biscuit]

Yeah, but cans of softdrink with nail holes in them don't really work. http://imagehost.biz/ims/pictes/209153.gif


Wouldn't he need he come back as a Red Bull?



What other soft drink is going to 'give you the wings' that you need to fly to heaven. http://www.clubs.nl/ClubsData/%cluppers/handtekening/icon29.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

Maybe he makes baked beans.

Oh, oh, he's really Willy Wonka! thats how he got to heaven.

Hmmm....

Nah man, he's a fucking sanitary pad manufacturer. He jumps on one 'with wings' (and ultra absorbancy for any latent stigmata type incidents). When he wants to go real quick? Jumps on a super absorbant tampon. Like a fucking rocket!

[Juice Biscuit]

Hang on, I don't remember the water in Willy Wonka being blue?

[ShinymetalASS]

That's because those lazy fucking oompa loompas forgot to replace the toilet duck.

And they forgot to stop shitting in the river. You can't take a fucking oompa loompa fucking anywhere these days. Dirty little bastards.

*quack*

[Juice Biscuit]

That's because those lazy fucking oompa loompas forgot to replace the toilet duck.

And they forgot to stop shitting in the river. You can't take a fucking oompa loompa fucking anywhere these days. Dirty little bastards.

*quack*


Is this a Wow thing?


I don't recall too many oompah loompahs pooping in the Willy Wonka movie?


But Dwarfs in Wow can apparently have quite a laxative effect.

[ShinymetalASS]

I don't recall too many oompah loompahs pooping in the Willy Wonka movie?


Shit, I must be getting confused with "Willy Wanker", the DVD I picked up last time I was in Canberra. I thought XXXX meant that I should drink it with shitty beer.

[Scythe]

Shit, I must be getting confused with "Willy Wanker", the DVD I picked up last time I was in Canberra. I thought XXXX meant that I should drink it with shitty beer.

I'm now considering taking a trip up north for the specific purpose of raiding your video collection, simply out of a morbid sense of curiosity.

[Juice Biscuit]

I never took you for a scat fan Shiny.



But, I spose if we've gone up 180 posts in this thread, neither of us mind playing around with crap. ;)

[ShinymetalASS]

I'm now considering taking a trip up north for the specific purpose of raiding your video collection, simply out of a morbid sense of curiosity.


You won't regret it my friend, but you may both rue and lament it.

:D

Besides, all this sunshine kind of gets to a metal ass.

[Juice Biscuit]

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/31/Ganesh_Trone_2.jpg



This one is even giving a rock on sign. :pir8dan:

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/31/52BRG_432x320.jpg





2morro when I am sober I'm going to go out and get a Ganesh statue for my desk.

[Juice Biscuit]

I'm sober now and I still want one..

[ShinymetalASS]

I actually bought another Ganesh on the weekend. And another Bhudda.

My favourite though?

[Juice Biscuit]

Genesh pwns all else.


I just did a google image search for ganesh and scored this cool picture, not sure of its religious significance yet, but I like it.

http://www.momentaart.org/pas_pro/img/ganesh.jpg

[ShinymetalASS]

Hey!

He's got ass fucking hands just like you!@#$

[Juice Biscuit]

Told ya I was a prophet didn't I huh?


Yeah told ya.





http://img93.exs.cx/img93/2706/lengua9ep.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

If you were a prophet, would you not have foreseen my reluctance to recognise your prophetic talents?

And hence, would you not, in foreseeing said reluctance, have anticipated the means of altering my response therein?

Yeah. I thought so.

And if you aren't going to use that smilie for some good, take it's flicking goodness elsewhere.

But I'm sure you knew this already.

[Juice Biscuit]

If you were a prophet, would you not have foreseen my reluctance to recognise your prophetic talents?

And hence, would you not, in foreseeing said reluctance, have anticipated the means of altering my response therein?

Yeah. I thought so.

And if you aren't going to use that smilie for some good, take it's flicking goodness elsewhere.

But I'm sure you knew this already.



As my previous post explains I did tell you.


See this is why you are not a prophet, as you do not understand us. Jesus also had this problem when he informed Peter that he would deny him 3 times, no I won’t said Peter blah blah blah.

You mortals are all the same. :(



And I knew like many males before me I would also be denied, so I'm going to take my trunk elsewhere, and look for a female that isn't so tight lipped. ;)

[ShinymetalASS]

You've been in the sacrimental wine again, haven't you?

Yer ferschnickered.

:D

[Juice Biscuit]

Just over 500 rep points and this race is over. :cool:

[ShinymetalASS]

Baby this race was over before it began....

I just like you toying with me....


Now if you could just toy a little harder...... I'll get to the end of the race I'm running.... ;)

:)

[Juice Biscuit]

Dear whomever it may concern.

After reading the above post this race is at completion due to human excitment that is out of our control, and suprisingly out of our hands.


We wish all competitors well and offer a clean pair of pants to the winner.

[ShinymetalASS]

You haven't got any pants to offer.

and everything is in your fucking ass hands.

:D

I'll be the tortoise, you be the hair. We can fuck like really lethargic rabbits.

[Arcainus]

...

O..kay....

To this, i reply with:



http://www.froggynet.com/gallery/questionmark1/questionmark1_m.jpg

[kré]

this thread doesn't have enough flaming to belong in fight club.

well...not the right kind of flaming anyway...

[Juice Biscuit]

Fuck you cray, you arse crease.

[ShinymetalASS]

Start the flaming right meow cray.....

or maybe meow?

or right about meow?

You look like you drink out of a saucer to me.

Pussy.

:D

[Juice Biscuit]

I coulda sworn I just heard someone say pussy.

[ShinymetalASS]

I coulda sworn I just heard someone say pussy.


I don't know man, I could see the lips moving, but I couldn't make out the words.

:D

[Juice Biscuit]

I wouldn't advise you get much closer.



Last time I did the damn thing drooled all over me

[ShinymetalASS]

I wouldn't advise you get much closer.



Last time I did the damn thing drooled all over me


Not bad man, since your'e ass fucking hands.

[Juice Biscuit]

I know.





I was there. http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/962.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

Fuck man, you've won this battle on the strength of your smilies alone.

I GOT NOTHIN'

[Juice Biscuit]

You do have the title of posting in the 200th post in this thread though.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/TNBrat/Emotions/7.gif

[StAUG]

After an un-earned week of R&R, the arseiest arse to ever arse is risen. -you- arses are all fucked now!

[ShinymetalASS]

Yay!

I'm the bi-centurian.

:D

[StAUG]

Anything like a siamese centurian?

[ShinymetalASS]

Anything like a siamese centurian?

does it always come down to pussy?

:o

[Juice Biscuit]

Sometimes the pussy doesn't cum at all....



or so I have been told. http://www.metal-archives.com/board/images/smiles/theyareontome.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

Sometimes the pussy doesn't cum at all....




That is a fucking shame man. A shame and a waste and I think you need to expand your repatoire outside the ass.

If your pussy doesn't come, I don't think you are tending to it correctly.

It's all about straking it juuuuust right :D

[StAUG]

That is a fucking shame man. A shame and a waste and I think you need to expand your repatoire outside the ass.

If your pussy doesn't come, I don't think you are tending to it correctly.

It's all about straking it juuuuust right :D

This 'straking', is it a combination of stroking and raking?

[ShinymetalASS]

This 'straking', is it a combination of stroking and raking?


I'm not sure, I was typing one handed.

Guess I was busy straking myself.

either that or I've been playing too much wow and the word pussy keeps making me think of my wow pussy, who is a rake, and most likely prefers a good straking.

I'll have to check on this. Or stop playing wow.

Who am I kidding?

I'm a freaking addict!@

[StAUG]

I'm not sure, I was typing one handed.

Guess I was busy straking myself.

either that or I've been playing too much wow and the word pussy keeps making me think of my wow pussy, who is a rake, and most likely prefers a good straking.

I'll have to check on this. Or stop playing wow.

Who am I kidding?

I'm a freaking addict!@

For fucks sake, what is this rake, and from where does it hail? Anyway, commentary on the self-raking front is always welcome :D

[Kez]

This 'straking', is it a combination of stroking and raking?
Sounds like a farming thing to me....

Damn hippys

[sharpie]

For fucks sake, what is this rake, and from where does it hail? Anyway, commentary on the self-raking front is always welcome :D
the rake is from Mulgore, havent you been there before?
just take the boat

[ShinymetalASS]

the rake is from Mulgore, havent you been there before?
just take the boat


ironically, if you try to walk there you can expect an arse raping (yes, I said arse).

sharpie and I got an arse raping just the other night.

it was fun :)

[Juice Biscuit]

That is a fucking shame man. A shame and a waste and I think you need to expand your repatoire outside the ass.

If your pussy doesn't come, I don't think you are tending to it correctly.

It's all about straking it juuuuust right :D



What if use the come over here technique of waiving it over with my index finger and middle finger.


You know, the one where they are straight and then you contract them downwards in a, I want you to come here motion. :)

[ShinymetalASS]

What if use the come over here technique of waiving it over with my index finger and middle finger.


I'm more interested in the middle and index fingers using the come technique.

[Juice Biscuit]

That's it listen up people.


Linksys has now taken over HP as the fucking devil.

Linksys and their bullshitting horde over at Cisco that bullshit what the product can do and then make you call the fucking Philippines for some bitch to ignore the fact that Linksys and Cisco have bullshitted you and instead suggest that you go and buy an additional device of theirs as it is whats best for all.


I hope all those affiliated with the above corp or parent corp get cancer of the anus.

[StAUG]

Thous hast been de-railed.

[Juice Biscuit]

I brought this thread into the world and I can take it back out.


http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8569/coffin8al.gif

[StAUG]

Ahhh, but have you?

[ShinymetalASS]

I don't know.... I already thought this thread was out of this world.

*chortle*


Hey :grrr: it's Monday fucking morning.

[Juice Biscuit]

Who's world was it in then?

[ShinymetalASS]

I don't know. You brought it into this world.

I cant make representations about a destination when I am not physically capable of witnessing the final location of the object the subject of the movement. And whilst I understand this is subject to the relative position of the observer, if I am unable to even surmise an end point, I have no basis on which to relate.

[Juice Biscuit]

Then I shall sue you for libel for claiming that you thought this thread was out of this world even though you claimed you were aware that I had brought it into this world.



http://ofuabduction.com/images/alex/HissyClaw.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

My claim was metaphorical.

And besides, I want evidence of damage occuring directly or indirectly as a result of me making that statement.

[Juice Biscuit]

And besides, I want evidence of damage occuring directly or indirectly as a result of me making that statement.


Me earlier = http://img90.exs.cx/img90/2365/k1ocray.gif


Happy, huh well are ya?



Cause if you're not feel free to sit on this. http://img93.exs.cx/img93/2706/lengua9ep.gif

[StAUG]

Me earlier = http://img90.exs.cx/img90/2365/k1ocray.gif


Happy, huh well are ya?



Cause if you're not feel free to sit on this. http://img93.exs.cx/img93/2706/lengua9ep.gif

Does that apply to me too? :fu:

[Juice Biscuit]

No.




But this does.

http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/blowjob.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

Jebus!

Lucky the State isn't able to ask that question of you anymore eh?

:)

[StAUG]

No.




But this does.

http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/blowjob.gif

Wow, you'd blow me too! Yay!

[Juice Biscuit]

Sure. Why? Have you heard differen't?

[ShinymetalASS]

What butt fuck did you turn this thread into cock monkeys?

[Juice Biscuit]

What butt fuck did you turn this thread into cock monkeys?



Sorry, I told StAUG that we should probably wake you before fucking you in the ass, but he was sure that you would be cool with it.



At least now you'll be able to give the secret ass thread sign. http://home.exetel.com.au/myfiles/goatse.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

Sorry, I told StAUG that we should probably wake you before fucking you in the ass, but he was sure that you would be cool with it.

Funny how neither of you woke me up. Is that why you use your hands?

[Juice Biscuit]

I haven't had any complaints yet?*








*Maybe due to them being asleep and unaware at the time.

[ShinymetalASS]

I haven't had any complaints yet?*

*Maybe due to them being asleep and unaware at the time.

It would appear you are always in fine chloroform then?

[Juice Biscuit]

I'm not sure if I've ever had any chloroform.



There may be some on this rag, can you sniff it and tell me if you think its smells like chloroform?

[ShinymetalASS]

I'm not sure if I've ever had any chloroform.



There may be some on this rag, can you sniff it and tell me if you think its smells like chloroform?

I'm not falling for that one...... again..... :fu:

[Juice Biscuit]

Oh well.


You have to sleep again sometime.

http://www.ewah2.com/i/sleep.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

I'm about to now......


Should I be leaving the light on?

[Juice Biscuit]

I dunno if I should now.


After just told me that you have a cock.



But I spose that still means that you have an ass right? So I'd say yes by all means go to sleep. http://img236.exs.cx/img236/9268/scratchchin6hy.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

Well nothing was sore when I woke up this morning..... of course, my alarm didn't go off and I woke up an hour late and was late for work...... did you turn my alarm off...??

And Afta only presumes I have a cock because he is always asking if he can suck my dick.

:)

[Juice Biscuit]

Well nothing was sore when I woke up this morning..... of course, my alarm didn't go off and I woke up an hour late and was late for work...... did you turn my alarm off...??

I'd say that means that you have been successfully been broken in.


Oh and yes I did turn your alarm off.



And Afta only presumes I have a cock because he is always asking if he can suck my dick.
:)


Sames.

[StAUG]

What... the... FUCK!? I aint double teaming a chick unless it's with another*. Who authorised this!?

*Another chick.

[Juice Biscuit]

Curses those post deleters in the wow forum. http://img90.exs.cx/img90/2365/k1ocray.gif


This pic goes out to them.

http://www.cncreneclips.com/forum/html/emoticons/brentdance.gif

[ShinymetalASS]

My posts got deleted too.....

I think we should make a thread in the wow forum that is devoted solely to

The Thread for People Who Dont Take Themselves Seriously (and want to learn to do other stuff as well)

[Juice Biscuit]

My posts got deleted too.....

I think we should make a thread in the wow forum that is devoted solely to

The Thread for People Who Dont Take Themselves Seriously (and want to learn to do other stuff as well)


Meh, just use this one. ;)



I still fap over my undead mofo. What do you think it was that got me over the line for the third time last night.



Awwww yeah.

[ShinymetalASS]

That's only because you haven't seen teh penis yet my friend.