Zgeek Haiku 2.1

[coreageek]

You know what to do, lads.*

*These should be your own works.

[coreageek]

When I mow the lawn
sometimes i run over poop
does it hit my legs?

[coreageek]

are dolphins smarter?
smarter than people some say
dolphins can suck it

[gunsella]

haiku is just lame

only seven syllables

in the middle line

[snoopen]

there is no reason

currently ponderable

for this to go on

[snoopen]

woe is bitter me

in solemn contemplation

misfortune abound

[StAUG]

I day I tried to
Rape a jar or vegemite
I sure hurt my cock

[iaidoka]

one two three four five!

i use my fingers to count

all the syllables

[Something Fast]

The amount of pron
On the net makes me quite sad.
More tissues needed.

[coreageek]

A bird soars above
Featers spread and floating
then it exploded

[snoopen]

odour of heifer
machineries ticking heart
milk pours from udder

[StAUG]

One two threefour-five.
Once I caught a fish alive.
Then I ate its spleen.

[Faidel]

Snoopen's 'ku look cool
All formatted in the middle
now my penis shrinks

[royale]

Try all day I may
to centre the words like you
i cant do it right

[StAUG]

Pie is pretty good.
Bacon and eggs is better.
But condensed milk wins.

[StAUG]

Seven syllables?
Telecommunications!
My arse is itchy.

[DestRuct0r]

I will ease your pain
With a large handy wire brush
Stop your complaining

[perverse.]

frustrating clients
ready to cockslap the cunts
serenity now

[ShinymetalASS]

banks suck stinky cock
organisational hell
wish i was postal

[Aardvark]

I still don't get it. Can someone explain to me, what is a haiku?

[perverse.]

programming boredom
dying for a new challenge
wasting potential

[Buffalo]

Haiku Presents Challenge
AardVark - In the dark is he!
I sound like Yoda!

[dwarfthrower]

not answering phone
customers suck anyway
friday is for beer

[ShinymetalASS]

worst week on record
plenty of drinking tonight
hungover next day

[dwarfthrower]

worst week on record
plenty of drinking tonight
hungover next day
beer, beer and more beer
to escape her troubled week
the ASS is puking

[royale]

dwarfthrower throws dwarf
dwarf hits ground, breaks head, bleeds
I roflcopter

[ShinymetalASS]

beer, beer and more beer
to escape her troubled week
the ASS is puking

the ASS does not puke
drunken bum is more fitting
alcohol soothes pain

:D

[Merudo]

dwarfthrower throws dwarf
dwarf hits ground, breaks head, bleeds
I roflcopter

haiku has five man
then seven on the second
then another five



(heh, i answered you with a haiku. werd.)

[perverse.]

back from the toilet
unnecessary wiping
grog bogs fucking suck

[royale]

haiku has five man
then seven on the second
then another five



(heh, i answered you with a haiku. werd.)


my first line had 5
line two has seven sounds
three was five. you suck.

:cool:

[Munchkin]

I washed my Corsa,
A passing crow crapped on it,
I fucking hate birds.

[coreageek]

the white surf moved forward
as the waves of the sea flowed
so i pissed in it

[FireHart]

hurme säilällä,
sieluni janoaa -
lisää kuolemaa.

[iaidoka]

my cat stares and meows
what do you want ? i ask him
Im not a free man

[Munchkin]

A friend IM'd me some 'cat haiku' she got emailed .. some are amusing, here's the link.

http://www.nanceestar.com/CatHaiku.html

[coreageek]

hurme säilällä,
sieluni janoaa -
lisää kuolemaa.

soori tuli

kanoaa

[FireHart]

soori tuli

kanoaa
It's funny because it's almost Finnish.

[MasterFarter]

Want to do haiku
Maybe I should give up and
Do a limerick!