GENUINE WoW Help Please

[lostreality]

The Priest class is the master of healing and hate control. Other classes such as the Shaman, Druid, and Paladin can heal, but not as well as the Priest.

:fag: :fag: :fag: :fag:

This is the start of a War.

[Josh]

Thus begins the great WoWbash of 2005.

[StygiaN]

What should I expect to have to deal with playing a priest?


You should expect to grind slower than more other classes. Priests are quite possibly the most defensively-oriented class in the game, meaning that it generally takes a priest longer to kill an enemy than it would take another class to do so. This can be quite frustrating.


You should expect some groups you're in to insist that you heal and do nothing but heal. Almost any experienced player will not have this attitude, but I guarantee you that you will be in at least a few groups that expect you to only do what they think you should do. This, too, can be quite frustrating.


You should expect to be blamed when things go wrong in a group. If the tank died that was "obviously" because he/she wasn't healed, which means that you "obviously" weren't doing your job. Nevermind, of course, that they charged in while you weren't at full mana... Again, almost all expereinced players are mature and responsible enough to know that it isn't always the priest's fault, though I'll guarantee you that you'll have at least a few groups that will turn you into a scapegoat. This, as well, can be quite frustrating.


You should expect to have the opportunity to be the pivotal member in any party. There will be many fights in which every second counts and knowing the right heal to cast at the right time determines whether your party lives or gets wiped. You'll know why you chose to be a priest when your party says "Wow... I thought we were all dead with that pull." This can be quite rewarding.


You should expect to be viewed as a team player and to have a reputation for contributing to the party as a whole. Priests interact with every member of the party and everyone will know that you're not focusing just on you being the star. People respect those who think of and act on others, and being a priest naturally tends towards that behavior. This, too, can be quite rewarding.


More than anything else, you should expect to have a character that you will grow to love playing. From Mind Controlling enemies and getting them to kill each other, Psychic Scream/Mind Flay kiting enemies above your level to death, being able to take away an enemy's health and mana at the same time, and making the occasional newbie paranoid with Mind Vision, you'll never be at a lack of rich experiences. This, as well, can be quite rewarding.

[plext]

Boys, I think old Styg just took the first battle in this war of yours.

In fact, he routed you.

[StygiaN]

HAhaha

Go Stygian :)

[Josh]

Boys, I think old Styg just took the first battle in this war of yours.

In fact, he routed you.


Yeah about as much as Sean Penn at last years academy awards. "I'll tell you who Jude Law is. He is one of the finest actors of our time". -Sean Penn. Ouch!

[That Bloke]

Thus begins the great WoWbash of 2005.
Do you really think it will be annual? Games industry/culture is fickle, this time next year WoW will be a memory & will have some other online gaming craze.

[Josh]

Do you really think it will be annual? Games industry/culture is fickle, this time next year WoW will be a memory & will have some other online gaming craze.

No, probably not annual. But, it is 2005 and also great.

[johny_roberts]

All I know is when people in WOW start talking about creating a tonga line *whatever the fuck its called * then I know the people need to stop :fag: ing it up and get a life...


and stygian you had it fucking wrong with your rant:

When playing a priest expect to have a lot of candy at your disposal. The reason for this is to lure other WOW players next to you. Remember the spell of the candy only works for those WOW players who are boys and between the ages of 7-14. When finding such player use your candy handling ability swiftly and silently. If caught the church will try to bail you out but its hard considering your a :fag: and like young boys.........

why in fuck would anyone play a priest christ sakes :fag:

Yours trully,

Johny Roberts


psss. I am taking a shit and it smells funny

[Grumblefish]

I hear WoW doesn't have single-player mode, what's up with that shit? I don't want to be running around in the same game as you :fag:s.

[johny_roberts]

I hear WoW doesn't have single-player mode, what's up with that shit? I don't want to be running around in the same game as you :fag:s.

nahhh you cant be a :fag: in single-player mode :fag:

[King_Crud]

i heard in WoW you have together in groups and play soggy sao because there are no chicks around