attn: bishi. 300 brows and running.

[kré]

bishi called for some battlerap flame threads so i thought i'd make it known that if any of you wanna step you better step correct. the ultra dymamic keyboard mechanic, mc cray up in this motherfucker.

bishi, get in here, i'm calling you out
this shit's gonna be bigger than the rocky and apollo bout
there's no doubt, i've got clout
i'll lyrically, literally and physically knock you out
this shit's crazy, you wanna mess with cray, b?
you wanna flame me? i'll break your neck quicker than you can shout "no! please!"
so bow your head and get down on your knees
you pathetic broke-toothed stankin' ass limey
with your mono-brow and saturday night takeaway show
all the ant and dec fans in the house say ho!

oh noes!!1
bishi tries to get in the back door
from birmingham to blacktown they know
don't give a shit if you're west or east coast
step up and salute your superior
step away from the fucking keyboard
or cray will fuck you up with his flow

step up britpop, let's see what you got.

[FireHart]

I hate Spice Girls.

[kré]

I hate Spice Girls.
word

[MisterBishi]

meet cray, or should I say - The Reverend Saul Goode?
eats three square meals a day, bush, soil and some mud.
from the poor hood, he got three fingers - and they all wood,
so I aint touchin nothin he's spittin, and who could?

brit pop? come on buddy, just make this shit stop,
a ute and cork hat aint ever gonna be hip hop
I'll flip flop ninja kick yo mama's lips, what
leave 300lbs of bitch flesh, running on the spot

so son, I think its time to end this and quit,
dyslexic shit, like you hit a keyboard with a brick
so grab a chopstick with all three fingers and grip
and get back to picking splinters out the end of your dick

[Goat Boy]

I like music.

[Directed]

I like music.

You are obviously in the wrong thread, Goat Boy.

[deevil]

You are obviously in the wrong thread, Goat Boy.

Yes, you should be in this (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?p=648202#post648202) thread.

[Directed]

Yes, you should be in this (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?p=648202#post648202) thread.

Don't fall for it. Only enter that thread realizing you will REALLY REALLY wish you hadn't. You have been warned.

[kré]

relax and take notes, while i make jokes out of everything you wrote
break it til it's broke, you know how it goes
you'd be better off in a flame war with noddy
and my three wooden fingers got more soul than your whole body

i got the power and you're gonna get hit
the reverend be back on this crazy shit
crazy shit? this shit is fucking manic
i'll cut the power to your house and force you to the panic-
-room, but unlike jodie foster, you're doomed
break you so bad, they'll have to clean you up with a mop and broom
not only am i gonna be wrecking shit to do with you
i'm all up in your base and i'm killing ur doodz

you claim to be a ninja but i'll kill you dead
your flow sucks more than the spice girls' street cred
all that skipping showers got you smelling like feces
and hell, on a rap tip, sapia could rip you to pieces

my ute and cork hat are more hip hop than you'll ever be
and my fat mama is still more attractive than any bitch you'll ever see
so instead of shooting your wack ass shit randomly
you wanna bring it, g? how's about you actually aim at me

word.

[MC SoD]

Thread delivers.

[kré]

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