Arcane1's corner of ZGeek

[rbranson]

Arcane1 is my knight and lest nobody forget it.

And Arcane scores again with the oldest trick in the book -- come to the defense of a lady when no offense was meant.

Me, I'm just a lawnmower -- you can tell by the way I walk. :jerkit:

[McZ]

This is a scream - 747 racing. (http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/XBoX_747_Race_3432.html)

[johny_roberts]

to sum up the last couple of pages:

barney is the suck and loves the :anal:

peace out,

bowls to smoke and kegs to drink

[johny_roberts]

You have sun?

Alls we got here was a grey cloud rise.

Siamhie, are you sure that barney shitting thingy wasn't taken from the message Johny left on my office machine?

Sounded awfully similar.

sucks 2 b u,

suny and hot:mfight:

[oggy]

31oC here......sucked in to all you cold fuckers!

[BtrFly]

oggy - where are you at?

[oggy]

oggy - where are you at?

i be at the "ass end of our country", south australia

[oggy]

This is a scream - 747 racing. (http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/XBoX_747_Race_3432.html)

that is quite entertaining!

[BtrFly]

sucks to be you. i am in sunny sydenee :)

[Siamhie]

sucks 2 b u,

suny and hot:mfight:

i'm thinking they need to rename your town to pleasantville....damn hicks (been there, don't wanna go back...even danville is prettier) http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/9888/roflneutest5br.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Arcane1]

i'm thinking they need to rename your town to pleasantville....damn hicks (been there, don't wanna go back...even danville is prettier)
Danville? Certainly not Danville, Illinois. THAT is a shithole...

[Seeker]

Oggy....fucking shut up and die already.

As for Barney.......sorry....I really do despise the fucking peice of shit...I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire.

Johny.....you shut the fuck up too...fucking queer.

[Siamhie]

Danville? Certainly not Danville, Illinois. THAT is a shithole...

definitely not.....(but thank you).....*remind me to change my travel itinerary*




i was thinking of danville, cali....



johny knows what town i speak of......well, i hope so!!!

('cause hicks can never get anything right....prolly due to the pink ele's getting in the way)



johny stop eating the mushrooms in the fields....your hallucinating again

:elefant:

[Seeker]

Is it a gay bar?

Would make sense.............

[Siamhie]

Danville? Certainly not Danville, Illinois. THAT is a shithole...
it seems i have some catching up to do.....




You must spread some LOve around before giving it to Arcane1 again.

[Seeker]

Fag.

[Siamhie]

Fag.
NOT


but,



You must spread LOve around before giving it to Seeker again.

[oggy]

Oggy....fucking shut up and die already.

Johny.....you shut the fuck up too...fucking queer.

fel the love!

[label]

fel the love!
Feel the man love, in this thread it is overwhelming.

[oggy]

Arcane1's corner of ZGeek 05-12-2005 04:09 PM Seeker Fag............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..................love to your sister.............

she is in the USA somewhere......tho she would be more interested inyour mother i think!

[SOC]

9:43 PM, Chicago time.

Well Folks, the puppy Verina is officially missing her playmate. SOC has departed the Chicago area aboard a BA flight for London. I have to say that he is indeed a good guest, has excellent taste in wine, appreciates good food, and tolerates Old Grumpy Dogs, (Schon only bit him once in the foot), hyper-spaz puppy, 16 year old kids and Grumpy ranting me, pretty damn well. He managed not to piss my wife off even once, which is an amazing feat in and of itself. And in all his wanderings around Chicago we only lost him once briefly. He got to freeze his ass off in the Chicago (almost) cold, and even got to play in the snow.

All in all, I'd have to say that I would rate him a pretty damn good house guest and company. Better than my wife's sister, whom had to be removed physically one night by her hair after assaulting my son. But that is another story for another time.

All of this is rather funny, since when I first invited him, and told my wife that I was considering inviting him, she said "What? Some guy that you know on the internet? On some Geek board? Coming here? To stay? Are you NUTS?" To which both kids said, "Well Duh!, we're talking about Dad here..."
Fuck I hate jetlag - only seem to get it when I'm travelling east. So I never get it when going TO the US, but am fucked up for a few days when I fly back. Oh well, I seem to be back to being more or less human now.

Thanks again to A1 and his wonderful family for putting up with me while I was there. I had a great toime in Chicago, and can't wait to get back (and see Verina again!)

Speaking of big, hairy things - I went to a preview of King Kong yesterday. Fucking AWESOME movie, 3 hours long but never boring, Naomi Watts is just stunning, Jack Black is hilarious and Kong himself has to be seen to be believed. This is definitely a film to go see at the cinema, foks - don't ust download it and watch it on your computer.

I'm now going to go shower and head off to work...

[oggy]

cant say i know what jet lag is......but get back to work you slacker!

[McZ]

Fuck I hate jetlag - only seem to get it when I'm travelling east. So I never get it when going TO the US, but am fucked up for a few days when I fly back. Oh well, I seem to be back to being more or less human now.

You are correct about the jetlag. Going east is always a killer. I used to do these around the world death marches. Most of the time I would go to SE Asia first but occasionally I would have to go to Europe first. I would never recover going east. Just about the time I would recover it was off to the next country. On one flight I woke up and asked the guy next to me where we were going. I had totally lost track of where I was and where I was going. He obviously thought I was crazy. He was not far from the truth.

SOC, when you coming to Houston? Next time bring Elf, Label, and Muchkin. :elefant:

[SOC]

Dunno about Texas - I'm back in New York in February, and my next couple of trips after that will be to the Continent.

It's weird about jetlag, most people I've spoken to only seen to get it when flying east, not west. Must be something to do with going forward in time rather than backward...

[rbranson]

Speaking of big, hairy things - I went to a preview of King Kong yesterday. Fucking AWESOME movie, 3 hours long but never boring, Naomi Watts is just stunning, Jack Black is hilarious and Kong himself has to be seen to be believed. This is definitely a film to go see at the cinema, foks - don't ust download it and watch it on your computer.

I'm now going to go shower and head off to work...

What is this -- the 10th remake of King Kong? Just how much mileage can they keep getting out of a lame story -- beyond me.

[McZ]

Dunno about Texas - I'm back in New York in February, and my next couple of trips after that will be to the Continent.

I will be in Taiwan in February. Besides you have to bring Elf, Label, and Munchkin. You will have to make the tour, Houston, Calif. Oregon, Chicago, etc.

Are these trips business?

[McZ]

What is this -- the 10th remake of King Kong? Just how much mileage can they keep getting out of a lame story -- beyond me.

The only thing would be the graphics gets better each time. Beats me.

[McZ]

A1, any pictures of SOC with the dogs?

[McZ]

I just thought of something. Ow that hurt.

I will never be able to eat a steak with A1 sauce on it without laughing.

[SOC]

What is this -- the 10th remake of King Kong? Just how much mileage can they keep getting out of a lame story -- beyond me.
It's really only the first - Peter Jackson has remade the story properly, setting it in the same time (the 1930s) and with a real affection for the original. There's only been one previous "remake" - the 1970s shcoker made by Dino de Laurentis. Man, it was bad...

[Asmodeus]

Dunno about Texas - I'm back in New York in February, and my next couple of trips after that will be to the Continent.

It's weird about jetlag, most people I've spoken to only seen to get it when flying east, not west. Must be something to do with going forward in time rather than backward...

i concur. i was find going west, but east kicked my ass

[Seeker]

I never got jetlag when I went from Australia to England, but going back to Australia really fucked me up big time.

McZ.......thanks....Can never use A1 again.....HP sauce is better on a a steak anyway.

[johny_roberts]

i'm thinking they need to rename your town to pleasantville....damn hicks (been there, don't wanna go back...even danville is prettier) http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/9888/roflneutest5br.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Pleasanton is where I reside. Danville is a nutsack away. Both areas are nice not to shabby of a a place.

Day 5 no chewing......day started off good killed another 2 mice in my office. Body count is at 6. Disgusting creatures one started eating a dead one. Blood all over the place it was gruesome

[rbranson]

It's really only the first - Peter Jackson has remade the story properly, setting it in the same time (the 1930s) and with a real affection for the original. There's only been one previous "remake" - the 1970s shcoker made by Dino de Laurentis. Man, it was bad...

The De Laurentiis version prompted me to be skeptical about a remake. Maybe I'll give the new one a chance.

[Seeker]

Pleasanton is where I reside. Danville is a nutsack away. Both areas are nice not to shabby of a a place.

Day 5 no chewing......day started off good killed another 2 mice in my office. Body count is at 6. Disgusting creatures one started eating a dead one. Blood all over the place it was gruesome

Fucking sick cunt.

[johny_roberts]

Fucking sick cunt.

If I had a camera I would have taken a picture of the bloody scene.....

[SOC]

The De Laurentiis version prompted me to be skeptical about a remake. Maybe I'll give the new one a chance.
Trust me, you won't be sorry - this film is better that his Lord of the Rings trilogy. I'm not kidding. But be warned - it runs at 3 hours, so make sure your bladder is VERY empty before you go in.

[Seeker]

If I had a camera I would have taken a picture of the bloody scene.....

So why don't you then?

[Elf]

Is it a gay bar?

Would make sense.............

I luuurve gay bars

[rbranson]

Trust me, you won't be sorry - this film is better that his Lord of the Rings trilogy. I'm not kidding. But be warned - it runs at 3 hours, so make sure your bladder is VERY empty before you go in.

Better than LOTR?

Perhaps on a purely pictorial level -- but seriously, how much of a storyline can you have with an oversized beast running amok in a city?

Unless of course, they use the time-honored film code of handing said beast the gift of gab.

I never quite understood how in most movies, aliens, beasts, deformed creatures, ambiguous lifeforms, etc., most of which have never before set foot on Earth -- how almost all of them are perfectly conversant in the English language, better than some of the dorks our schools churn out everywhere as graduates. :drink:

[johny_roberts]

I luuurve gay bars

so does Seeker :anal:

[Elf]

Got my new tattoo

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/4/3/raf.JPG

the pic isn't that great so here is the original

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/4/3/raf-th.jpg

[Elf]

so does Seeker :anal:

Heh - I got hit on my a straight guy pretending to be gay and I fell for it completely - fucking vodka :o

[johny_roberts]

So why don't you then?

I said, "If I had a camera." You stupid cunt..........

[label]

Heh - I got hit on my a straight guy pretending to be gay and I fell for it completely - fucking vodka :o

Meh, could be worse, you could have been hitting on a straight guy who was pretending to be gay -- that is embarassing :confused: after that you got to love the vodka ;)

[Elf]

Meh, could be worse, you could have been hitting on a straight guy who was pretending to be gay -- that is embarassing :confused: after that you got to love the vodka ;)

vodka + tequila + sambuka + red wine = no hangover :D

[rbranson]

Meh, could be worse, you could have been hitting on a straight guy who was pretending to be gay -- that is embarassing :confused: after that you got to love the vodka ;)

Meh, after a couple of :drink: :drink:, the encounter probably didn't look as bad. :elefant:

[rbranson]

vodka + tequila + sambuka + red wine = no hangover :D

Sambuca. Better in a coffee, though.

[Elf]

Sambuca. Better in a coffee, though.

ew - you drink that in coffee?

I can only drink it after drinking lots of vodka - it tastes like shit.

[Seeker]

I said, "If I had a camera." You stupid cunt..........

So no one in your fucking office has a cell phone with a camera?

That's what I was getting at you fucking retard.

Gay bars are pretty cool to go to...even if you're not gay, theres one down town that has European beers on tap....say no more.

Johny you can bash me for the Gay bar comment all you want you close minded closet gay homophobe.

[SOC]

Ahhh, nothing like a good vodka martini - had one last week when I was out with A1 and his family. Excellent martini it was, too - excellent restaurant as well.

[label]

If I had a camera I would have taken a picture of the bloody scene.....


This is one instance, where it is not useless without pics

[Elf]

This is one instance, where it is not useless without pics
agreed

[label]

Gay bars are pretty cool to go to...even if you're not gay, theres one down town that has European beers on tap....say no more.



I'm with you and Elf on this, Gay bars rock :)

[Elf]

Best part of going to gay bars is watching the straight homophobes with their backs to the walls all night and making a mess of their pants.

[Seeker]

Yeah it's better when the straight guys come in because they heard the bar is a good hang out, my wife and I watched a couple as it slowly sank in just where the fuck they were.......so good beer/ale on tap and free entertainment!

[Elf]

Yeah it's better when the straight guys come in because they heard the bar is a good hang out, my wife and I watched a couple as it slowly sank in just where the fuck they were.......so good beer/ale on tap and free entertainment!

Heh - all good fun until you realise bit by bit the next day that it was YOUR OWN SELF providing the entertainment :o

[Seeker]

Ah....Gays don't bother me, and if you play your cards right...a little eye contact with the barman gets you free drinks......

[johny_roberts]

Ah....Gays don't bother me, and if you play your cards right...a little eye contact with the barman gets you free drinks......

Gay bars actually rock no violence there people are cool and ya have the chance to make out with a bi-chick which is the cool...

[Elf]

Ah....Gays don't bother me, and if you play your cards right...a little eye contact with the barman gets you free drinks......

so far only label knows what I did in that gay bar :o

I also found out yesterday that my gran used to frequent Canal Street in Manchester (home of gay bars) with her friends about eleventy million years ago :coolgleam

[johny_roberts]

so far only label knows what I did in that gay bar :o

I also found out yesterday that my gran used to frequent Canal Street in Manchester (home of gay bars) with her friends about eleventy million years ago :coolgleam

Inquiring minds want to know, "I want to know."

pics please,

tyvm

[Elf]

Inquiring minds want to know, "I want to know."

pics please,

tyvm

you want to see pics of my gran down canal street? fucking perv.

Just watch little britain :)

[Elf]

The fun never ends.

On wednesday I will be going to see the League of Gentleman live

for those heathons that have no idea http://www.tiscali.co.uk/entertainment/film/trailer/the_league_of_gentlemens_apocalypse.html

[TheMightyPhill]

Gay Clubs:

Best Music
+ Best Drugs
+ Best Atmosphere
= Best Clubs

Of course there are exceptions, but there always are.

[Elf]

Gay Clubs:

Best Music
+ Best Drugs
+ Best Atmosphere
= Best Clubs

Of course there are exceptions, but there always are.

Best music I will HAVE to disagree with you on. :order:

[TheMightyPhill]

Best music I will HAVE to disagree with you on. :order:

Depends where you club. i used to hit 'Taste' in Edinburgh as well as a couple more nights around the city, they always played wicked music, not Kylie and that shit but hard driving trance sort of stuff, polished sets too, not so much of the doof doof. I guess it is what ever you are into though. Egg club in London one night too sticks in my mind too, that was an awesome set.

[SOC]

so far only label knows what I did in that gay bar :o

I also found out yesterday that my gran used to frequent Canal Street in Manchester (home of gay bars) with her friends about eleventy million years ago :coolgleam
They had GAYS back then???

[johny_roberts]

They had GAYS back then???

SOC your GF wants you to call her back.

tyvm in advance....

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/2/0/9/0/r808748329.jpeg

[Elf]

oh god - where did you find that picture - my gran will be so :o

[SOC]

The fun never ends.

On wednesday I will be going to see the League of Gentleman live
I hate you ...:fu:

[Elf]

I love you ;)

[Elf]

Heh - my friend is the Wardrobe Mistress and I get to meet the cast and crew too:fu:

[McZ]

My god parents were two gay guys in NJ. My father was in show business at the time.

I dont run in those circles and it doesnt interest me. My last boss was gay and a total jerk.

[Arcane1]

Damn, I go away and get some sleep, and all Hell breaks loose with random pics of SOC's G/F and Elf loving SOC...

I'm going back to work, you people make me crazy(er).:hit:

[rbranson]

ew - you drink that in coffee?



Absolutely. This is exactly how they serve it in Sambuca's motherland.

I believe a coffee with Sambuca is called "corretto".:elefant:

[johny_roberts]

meh,

beer is the way to go or shots of Jack Daniels none of this poofter drinks...

tequilla is also acceptable..

[Elf]

Absolutely. This is exactly how they serve in Sambuca's motherland.

I believe a coffee with Sambuca is called "corretto".:elefant:

should be called ohsicko

[Elf]

meh,

beer is the way to go or shots of Jack Daniels none of this poofter drinks...

tequilla is also acceptable..

tequila tastes like shit also

only acceptable when almost on the floor pissed after vodka :D

[rbranson]

should be called ohsicko

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

And don't mix it with just any coffee -- make that a quality espresso.

And like anything else, there is a pecking order of Sambucas -- if you haven't tasted the best, then you are judging on the basis of improper sampling.

[label]

Damn, I go away and get some sleep, and all Hell breaks loose with random pics of SOC's G/F and Elf loving SOC...

I'm going back to work, you people make me crazy(er).:hit:

We'll try and be good whilst you're away this time and abide by the rules.

Promise ;)

[Elf]

We'll try and be good whilst you're away this time and abide by the rules.

Promise ;)

LIAR:hit:

[Seeker]

meh,

beer is the way to go or shots of Jack Daniels none of this poofter drinks...

tequilla is also acceptable..

Arse bandit hit the nail on the head.

[label]

LIAR:hit:

I did say we'll try, just not how hard we'd try ;) so technically I'm telling the truth OK Arcane1, fear not.

[Elf]

Arse bandit hit the nail on the head.
Vodka is Absolut, JB is second - beer comes three miles below red wine but still good.

[Seeker]

Vodka is Absolut, JB is second - beer comes three miles below red wine but still good.

Bollox....wine is shit.

[Elf]

Bollox....wine is shit.

You clearly have no idea what you are talking about Seeker :fu:

Actually, right now - re-heated Chilli is the best thing in the world :D

[Seeker]

Trust me....wine is shit.

[Elf]

Trust me....

No :p

[Seeker]

Uhhhh...yeah.

[label]

OK kids, play nice now.....

[Elf]

OK kids, play nice now.....

no :p

[label]

no :p

:weed:

[Elf]

:weed:

exactley

[BtrFly]

i dont wanna play nice!

[Elf]

i dont wanna play nice!

See - I win

oops - wrong thread

[johny_roberts]

hey Elf is this the guy who you met at the gay bar :couch:

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/7/2/0/cripplenudeguy.jpg

copy and paste to see it...

[Elf]

sick fucker :barf:

[johny_roberts]

sick fucker :barf:

take that as a maybe then :confused:

[Elf]

take that as a maybe then :confused:

Heh - I dance like my avatar - can you see that poor bastard dancing with me???

[johny_roberts]

Heh - I dance like my avatar - can you see that poor bastard dancing with me???

lol

ya your dancing is 2 sexy for him maybe its seekers ex bf:bikini:

lol had to post that pick found it on the random news image....might have to delete it out though so I do not get my nads handed to me..

[Elf]

lol

ya your dancing is 2 sexy for him maybe its seekers ex bf:bikini:

lol had to post that pick found it on the random news image....might have to delete it out though so I do not get my nads handed to me..


just pass them to me for safe keeping ;)

[johny_roberts]

just pass them to me for safe keeping ;)


:D ignore the dust

tyvm

[Elf]

I almost said something I may have regretted then :o

[Asmodeus]

you all make me giggle.

thanks

[Arcane1]

I am trying to deal with Large, Grumpy, Polish Accountant about switching over all the data and S/W to a server based LAN... If only I could get him to give up Word Perfect and Earthlink as his mail I'd be in better shape. That give you a clue where I am coming from ? :confused:

You all make me smile.

Thank you. :cool:

[Seeker]

lol

ya your dancing is 2 sexy for him maybe its seekers ex bf:bikini:

lol had to post that pick found it on the random news image....might have to delete it out though so I do not get my nads handed to me..

Random news image my arse...you pulled it from your own computer you sick fucker.

[Asmodeus]

Random news image my arse...you pulled it from your own computer you sick fucker.

dude, look at who you're talking to.

he probably pulled it from his wallet.


they still make word perfect?

[Symon_magus]

Today's message is:
I have decided to try and forgive those that voted for Bush in 2004, after all, even they couldn't have realized how completely stupid he is.


Don't blame me, I voted against the idiot twice. It didn't matter a whole lot as both elections were stolen

:link: (http://news.yahoo.com/s/huffpost/20051204/cm_huffpost/011483;_ylt=Ai0pceNFEWKFfgGKlLqQTW8d6sgF;_ylu=X3oD MTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl)

[Elf]

What kind of link do you require exactley?:confused:

[oggy]

hey Elf is this the guy who you met at the gay bar :couch:

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/7/2/0/cripplenudeguy.jpg

copy and paste to see it...

i read the posts in this thread from most recent to the top of the page and nothing made sense untill i got to jonhy_r`s post.......explained everything!

oh yeh.....it`s Tuesday today and tomorrow should be Wednesday!

[Elf]

I would suggest to you that in future you read the posts in the order that they are written - definitely much simpler that way.

[oggy]

I would suggest to you that in future you read the posts in the order that they are written - definitely much simpler that way.

yes.....and this is at the top of the page.....woooohooooo!

[Elf]

yes.....and this is at the top of the page.....woooohooooo!

I always have to read your posts twice :confused:

[oggy]

doesnt that just shit ya!

i can see the end of the week.....just over there-----------> weekend!

[label]

doesnt that just shit ya!

i can see the end of the week.....just over there-----------> weekend!

please dude! make sense, the rest of the habitants of this site and many other forums speak English, you should not consider it a foreign language but embrace it in all its glory. It's a beautiful language and will facilitate people understanding WTF you are talking about. At the moment people are amazed at your ability to tap away at your keyboard and make no fucken sense.

[oggy]

i should have my keyboard confiscated, or get some more sleep.

[label]

i should have my keyboard confiscated, or get some more sleep.

I'm voting on the former, but if it helps I'll for with the sleep option if its stops you being annoying! :p

[Elf]

I'm voting on the former, but if it helps I'll for with the sleep option if its stops you being annoying! :p

I'm voting for both because, YES Oggy, it does shit me A LOT. It also makes me want to :hit: you and shout STFU.

EDIT: I don't like to hit people that much, so go to sleep :D.

[oggy]

i am good at annoying people, tho i dont mean to do it on purpose, i`m not retarded all the time, it just comes and goes, and on that note, i goes!

[label]

i am good at annoying people, tho i dont mean to do it on purpose, i`m not retarded all the time, it just comes and goes, and on that note, i goes!

That's cool, you kind of need to think prior to posting and read your post back as it makes little sense. You have an edit option, use it your will!

I endorse sleep if it helps or meds :)?

[Seeker]

So now they are saying that the Titanic sank in 5 minutes!

How do you get 20 minutes from survivors and push it down to 5?

[label]

So now they are saying that the Titanic sank in 5 minutes!

How do you get 20 minutes from survivors and push it down to 5?

:huh: :feedback: Who? What? When? Where?

[Seeker]

Sorry.

Scientists have made the statement after looking at the wreckage and video footage that the Titanic may have sank in 5 minutes and not the reported 20.

http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/titanic-sank-faster-than-thought/2005/12/07/1133829604899.html

[Seeker]

Ballard is a cool fucker I must say.

"They found a fragment, big deal," he said. "Am I surprised? No. When you go down there, there's stuff all over the place. It hit an iceberg and it sank. Get over it."

[Elf]

Ballard is a cool fucker I must say.


Heh

[Goat Boy]

That Titanic movie would have been a lot better if it had been over after 5 minutes.

Sweet zombie Jebus, I really need to fuck something.

I really should learn to finish my posts after the first sentence.

[Goat Boy]

It's odd, when you go to Belfast they have lots of Titanic tourist traps since it was built there. They are very proud of it.

I finally asked one guy "Why are you so proud of it? It sank."

His reply was a fair enough cop; "It was fine until we gave it to the English."

[johny_roberts]

So now they are saying that the Titanic sank in 5 minutes!

How do you get 20 minutes from survivors and push it down to 5?

Well the survivors were a bunch of women and small children wtf do they know about time:weed:


I don't like to hit people that much, so go to sleep :D.

Spank me my dear I h ave been a bad, bad boy....



i am good at annoying people, tho i dont mean to do it on purpose, i`m not retarded all the time, it just comes and goes, and on that note, i goes!

hey how did you like the pick oggy.......

[johny_roberts]

It's odd, when you go to Belfast they have lots of Titanic tourist traps since it was built there. They are very proud of it.

I finally asked one guy "Why are you so proud of it? It sank."

His reply was a fair enough cop; "It was fine until we gave it to the English."

now that is fucking funny

[label]

That Titanic movie would have been a lot better if it had been over after 5 minutes.



That is so very true, what a lame fucken movie

[johny_roberts]

That is so very true, what a lame fucken movie

I myself liked the tit shots I almost teared up when I saw the nip

[label]

I myself liked the tit shots I almost teared up when I saw the nip

You got a fucken pr0n that would have been more entertaining and b00bs with nip until your hearts content!

[Siamhie]

i like pickles!!!!

[Siamhie]

http://img14.imagevenue.com/loc230/th_40e_nasa.jpg (http://img14.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc230&image=40e_nasa.jpg)

[johny_roberts]

i like pickles!!!!

you also like boys but I dont see you posting that.............

[Elf]

you also like boys but I dont see you posting that.............

waiting for Seeker.....

[label]

i like pickles!!!!

I like pickled gherkin

[Siamhie]

you also like boys but I dont see you posting that.............
yup, just as much as i'd like to have a frontal lobotomy for christmas. :rrofl:



johny, tell your mom to stop peddling her cookies

http://img107.imagevenue.com/loc85/th_db1_girlscout.jpg (http://img107.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc85&image=db1_girlscout.jpg)

[johny_roberts]

I like pickled gherkin

I bet you do....

.JPG]http://img125.imagevenue.com/loc139/th_5e4_pickles[2].JPG (http://img125.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc139&image=5e4_pickles[2)

[label]

I bet you do....

.JPG]http://img125.imagevenue.com/loc139/th_5e4_pickles[2].JPG (http://img125.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc139&image=5e4_pickles[2)

;)

[johny_roberts]

yup, just as much as i'd like to have a frontal lobotomy for christmas. :rrofl:



johny, tell your mom to stop peddling her cookies

http://img107.imagevenue.com/loc85/th_db1_girlscout.jpg (http://img107.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc85&image=db1_girlscout.jpg)

did you at least buy some cookies you cheap ass:D

[Elf]

http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=44568
This made me LOL - who's next.

[johny_roberts]

http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=44568
This made me LOL - who's next.

thats cute... I will have to think about it *thinking involves a brew* but untill then back to fucking work.

[Seeker]

waiting for Seeker.....

You can't beat that...kudos to Johny.

[Elf]

dammit - I was expecting to fall off my chair laughing.

[Seeker]

dammit - I was expecting to fall off my chair laughing.

Then I will get hold of a picture of Johny naked from the San Fransico Gay times.

[Elf]

Then I will get hold of a picture of Johny naked from the San Fransico Gay times.

:hit: oh no I mean

:naughty: :mdr: :eclique:

no :pumpy:

[Elf]

:hit: oh no I mean

:naughty: :mdr: :eclique:

no :pumpy:


Johnny?

[johny_roberts]

Johnny?

yes darling what can I do for you :bananasex

[oggy]

today my posts will make sense, even this post doesnt make sense, but i will post it anyways!

[Elf]

Last night I was very pissed - I would like to apologise for any and all stupid stuff I may or may not have done.

:hit: oh no I mean

:naughty: :mdr: :eclique:

no :pumpy: especially this because I have absolutely no idea why I posted that :confused:

Back to bed :sleeping:

[SOC]

You all scare me very, very fucking much

[oggy]

well completely off the topic......i get to play with one of these tomorrow.
14980
Back Panel of the Denon AVR-3805 7.1 Home Theater Receiver
wooooohoooooo!

[SOC]

There's a topic?

[oggy]

There's a topic?
no

[label]

today my posts will make sense, even this post doesnt make sense, but i will post it anyways!


You fail at life :fu:

[oggy]

i wouldnt say i am a complete failure
my mum still loves me, i think.

[label]

i wouldnt say i am a complete failure
my mum still loves me, i think.

She lies.............

[johny_roberts]

Last night I was very pissed - I would like to apologise for any and all stupid stuff I may or may not have done.

especially this because I have absolutely no idea why I posted that :confused:

Back to bed :sleeping:


here you go darling this will cheer you up...

[johny_roberts]

well completely off the topic......i get to play with one of these tomorrow.
http://img107.imagevenue.com/loc207/th_ae2_amanda05.jpg (http://img107.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc207&image=ae2_amanda05.jpg)
wooooohoooooo!


you are a dirty, dirty, dirty boy

[Seeker]

Why doesn't he just fuck a corpse....at least you can warm one of them up.

[label]

Why doesn't he just fuck a corpse....at least you can warm one of them up.

I was going to suggest a lady of the night,

[Seeker]

I'm going with the fact that it looks like he doesn't like his women moving at all.

[label]

I'm going with the fact that it looks like he doesn't like his women moving at all.

Ah! I was going with the fact that women who have a choice choose No, unless paid to.

[Seeker]

All women?

If that is the case then why do so many people get laid and not pay?

I mean....if women who have the choice choose no.....

[label]

All women?

If that is the case then why do so many people get laid and not pay?

I mean....if women who have the choice choose no.....

No, I wasd referring to just the women that Oggy comes into contact with.

[Seeker]

You have a very valid point there.

[johny_roberts]

hey as long as he does not nail a chick with a dick he is doing just fine.

[Seeker]

I would rather do that than fuck a doll.

[johny_roberts]

I would rather do that than fuck a doll.

:barf:

so let me get this right if given a choice you would rather fuck a transvestite *chick with a dick* then fuck a blow up doll........

interesting very interesting and sick

[label]

:barf:

so let me get this right if given a choice you would rather fuck a transvestite *chick with a dick* then fuck a blow up doll........

interesting very interesting and sick

Just to recap the options are

Fuck a chick with a dick OR a blow up doll?

I bet the right hand has never seemed so attractive.

[johny_roberts]

Just to recap the options are

Fuck a chick with a dick OR a blow up doll?

I bet the right hand has never seemed so attractive.

I would concur with that........

[Arcane1]

There's a topic?
We don't need no steeenking topic 'round here.

[Arcane1]

Just to recap the options are

Fuck a chick with a dick OR a blow up doll?

I bet the right hand has never seemed so attractive.
If those are the two choices... frustration is my avenue.

[johny_roberts]

If those are the two choices... frustration is my avenue.

lol

[Seeker]

He likes what up his avenue?

[Elf]

He likes what up his avenue?

not telling

[Seeker]

Fair cop....

[oggy]

my post for today in this corner is......man`s best friend dies.
my 15 year old german shephard passed away peacefully in her sleep overnight, i saw her a week ago after not seeing her for nearly 2 years, feel as though she was holding on to see me 1 more time, bought tears to my eyes this afternoon and beers to my lips this evening.
14993
RIP Roxie dog!

[Dundasbro]

You got a fucken pr0n that would have been more entertaining and b00bs with nip until your hearts content!
Movie pr0n and computer pr0n are 2 very different things my friend...
Screen size is very important:D

[Dundasbro]

my post for today in this corner is......man`s best friend dies.
my 15 year old german shephard passed away peacefully in her sleep overnight, i saw her a week ago after not seeing her for nearly 2 years, feel as though she was holding on to see me 1 more time, bought tears to my eyes this afternoon and beers to my lips this evening.
14993
RIP Roxie dog!
:cry::cry::cry:

[~vjay~]

This is I think the very first time I have posted in this thread.

[Elf]

my post for today in this corner is......man`s best friend dies.
my 15 year old german shephard passed away peacefully in her sleep overnight, i saw her a week ago after not seeing her for nearly 2 years, feel as though she was holding on to see me 1 more time, bought tears to my eyes this afternoon and beers to my lips this evening.
14993
RIP Roxie dog!

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[Elf]

This is I think the very first time I have posted in this thread.

:victory: :w00t: :group: :elefant: :cheer: :8:

Hello Vikki

[label]

my post for today in this corner is......man`s best friend dies.
my 15 year old german shephard passed away peacefully in her sleep overnight, i saw her a week ago after not seeing her for nearly 2 years, feel as though she was holding on to see me 1 more time, bought tears to my eyes this afternoon and beers to my lips this evening.
14993
RIP Roxie dog!

:( RIP Roxie

[label]

Movie pr0n and computer pr0n are 2 very different things my friend...
Screen size is very important:D

Titanic cannot be classed as pr0n be it on the TV or your PC.

[label]

This is I think the very first time I have posted in this thread.

:grouphug: for ~vikki~ and Welcome to the Corner!

[FritzTheCat]

Titanic cannot be classed as pr0n be it on the TV or your PC.

that was a pretty loose boat though...going down so easily...

[johny_roberts]

my post for today in this corner is......man`s best friend dies.
my 15 year old german shephard passed away peacefully in her sleep overnight, i saw her a week ago after not seeing her for nearly 2 years, feel as though she was holding on to see me 1 more time, bought tears to my eyes this afternoon and beers to my lips this evening.
14993
RIP Roxie dog!

sorry for the loss.. oggy that sucks for you and your family watching over her.

[Seeker]

Sorry to hear about your dog Oggy....you're still a cunt tho....don't ever forget that.

[oggy]

excellent..........dam asshole wanted a 5am wakeup call.......this means i must be awake to awaken them........therefore i am not asleep anymore........bastards!

[label]

excellent..........dam asshole wanted a 5am wakeup call.......this means i must be awake to awaken them........therefore i am not asleep anymore........bastards!

:wtf:

[oggy]

oh sorry, to expand on my last post, a guest who is staying where i work requested a 5am wakeup call, i work night shift as night manager at a hotel complex, and about that time, 5am, i am usually having a nice ol` snooze, but now i am awake, but only here for the next 45 minutes.
maybe i wasnt awake when i last posted, am i awake now?
cofe and ciggie time i think.

[label]

oh sorry, to expand on my last post, a guest who is staying where i work requested a 5am wakeup call, i work night shift as night manager at a hotel complex, and about that time, 5am, i am usually having a nice ol` snooze, but now i am awake, but only here for the next 45 minutes.
maybe i wasnt awake when i last posted, am i awake now?
cofe and ciggie time i think.

Right, see you can be coherent and type in English when you make the effort. Bummer that's got to throw your sleep out, I guess phoning the guest and sounding like you just woke up is not a bright idea.

[johny_roberts]

hey oggy what did you do with that blow up doll posted a few pages back.....

[label]

hey oggy what did you do with that blow up doll posted a few pages back.....

He used it exhaustively and punctured the poor doll

[johny_roberts]

He used it exhaustively and punctured the poor doll

a guess a needle for a cock would do that

boom tish........

[label]

a guess a needle for a cock would do that

boom tish........

:lol:

[Elf]

:lol:

seconded over here:D

[~vjay~]

I feel all cosy now with all of the loving in here.:grouphug:



*Tries to avoid seeing mental images of men poking the pole into trannies or blow up dollies. :wow:

[Elf]

I feel all cosy now with all of the loving in here.:grouphug:



*Tries to avoid seeing mental images of men poking the pole into trannies or blow up dollies. :wow:

You can't avoid that in here - Seeker and Johnny (the sexy ((kissy roberts)) Roberts) are old timers.

They would love to share but get embarrased - hence all the comedy gay bashing you see around the place. :D It relieves their tension.

[label]

I feel all cosy now with all of the loving in here.:grouphug:



*Tries to avoid seeing mental images of men poking the pole into trannies or blow up dollies. :wow:

AAaaaaaaaaaaah another :grouphug: for ~vikki~

[Dundasbro]

This is I think the very first time I have posted in this thread.
~Runs around screaming~
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M!!!!!:elefant:

[FritzTheCat]

oh sorry, to expand on my last post, a guest who is staying where i work requested a 5am wakeup call, i work night shift as night manager at a hotel complex, and about that time, 5am, i am usually having a nice ol` snooze, but now i am awake, but only here for the next 45 minutes.
maybe i wasnt awake when i last posted, am i awake now?
cofe and ciggie time i think.


I know this circumstance all too well...=|

[Serpent_Girl]

This thread makes little kittens meow

[~vjay~]

This thread delights in me visiting after a glass or 2 of wine.


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee!!

[Thyrd]

This thread makes little kittens meow

Unfortunatly incorrect.

This thread actually makes the baby jesus cry.

[SOC]

Unfortunatly incorrect.

This thread actually makes the baby jesus cry.
If it bothers you so much, why post in it? :rolleyes:

[label]

Unfortunatly incorrect.

This thread actually makes the baby jesus cry.

That only started to happen when baby Jebus read your post.

[Elf]

Unfortunatly incorrect.

This thread actually makes the baby jesus cry.

idiot

[Siamhie]

did you at least buy some cookies you cheap ass:D
i ended up buying 5 boxes after listening to her sad story of wanting to send you to med school so you can stop your current profession. door-to-door bandaid salesman. :elefant:

[Siamhie]

hey as long as he does not nail a chick with a dick he is doing just fine.
http://img101.imagevenue.com/loc270/th_038d1_frenchfry.jpg

[Dundasbro]

Unfortunatly incorrect.

This thread actually makes the baby jesus cry.
Hey, i'm baby jesus and does it look like i'm crying??? I AM THE SON OF GOD AND WILL SMITE YOU DOWN WITH MY MIGHTY SMITEY POWERS SO WATCH OUT!!!!!!
(I am so going to hell for that:order:)

[Siamhie]

:w00t: ~vikki~....don't feed the animals *points towards seeker and johny*




:cry: sorry to hear of your loss, oggy.

[Dundasbro]

How To Become Republican (http://www.thefrown.com/frowners/becomerepublican.swf) I lol'd quite alot in through that, it's just so true.

[label]

Hey, i'm baby jesus and does it look like i'm crying??? I AM THE SON OF GOD AND WILL SMITE YOU DOWN WITH MY MIGHTY SMITEY POWERS SO WATCH OUT!!!!!!
(I am so going to hell for that:order:)

You were going to hell before that, so its all cool

[rbranson]

idiot

Meh, another teenage twat looking to draw attention to himself.

:Stripteas

[Arcane1]

:victory: :w00t: :group: :elefant: :cheer: :8:

Hello Vikki
Full agreement with Elf.

My daughter saw the pic of Roxie, says "awwwwwwww....." then read the caption and cried. Made two of us.

My and our hearts out to you Oggy.

[Arcane1]

Unfortunatly incorrect.

This thread actually makes the baby jesus cry.
Maybe he was hungry. You never know.

This thread makes me all warm and fuzzy happy. So Nah. :fu:

[Elf]

Maybe he was hungry. You never know.

This thread makes me all warm and fuzzy happy. So Nah. :fu:


WooHoo

I go pink and fluffy.

[label]

WooHoo

I go pink and fluffy.

I go warm and tingly.

[Dundasbro]

8 hours since someone posted??? HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??? ? PEOPLE!!! YOU THERE???

[Elf]

Label and I were asleep.

[~vjay~]

I'm here now for my daily dose of idiocy.


Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[Arcane1]

I'm here now for my daily dose of idiocy.


Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Shhhhh.... be veddy veddy quiet... we are hunting da vorkts... :elefant:

[Elf]

I think I almost caught one....

[Siamhie]

Unfortunatly incorrect.

This thread actually makes the baby jesus cry.Maybe he was hungry. You never know.

This thread makes me all warm and fuzzy happy. So Nah. :fu:
same here.


and you peanut galleriers can STFURTIGALFOESAD!!!!!!!!...and don't try to :couch:






HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[label]

I think I almost caught one....
got away

[Siamhie]

WooHoo

I go pink and fluffy.I go warm and tingly.

and i just came :D

[label]

and i just came :D

:grouphug:

[johny_roberts]

meh

[label]

meh

meh?

[Siamhie]

meh
if it weren't for METH, i could prolly look at meh in a positive light



*dammit, we aren't playing connect-the-dots*

[Arcane1]

and i just came :D
Wipe off the keyboard boy... don't make a mess.:order:

[Arcane1]

meh?
Oh no, we are not starting this again... please?:hit:

[johny_roberts]

meh:bananasex

[Siamhie]

and i just cameWipe off the keyboard boy... don't make a mess.:order:

keyboard is clean......can't say the same for the carpet

[label]

keyboard is clean......can't say the same for the carpet

just walk it in, and pretend you don't know what happened.

[DCenT3]

Then blame it on the dog

[Siamhie]

just walk it in, and pretend you don't know what happened.
care to come over for some cocktails, i just layed down some runners.

[Seeker]

Bleach..........Siamhie drinks lots of Bleach.

[label]

bleach? huh?! Drunk on bleach, there were warnings about that when I was a kid, we even had ads to prevent it from happening.

[Elf]

I am with Johnny


MEH

[Seeker]

Elf's jumping on the meh wagon.

[Elf]

I love jumping on wagons, it's easy to do afterall.

[johny_roberts]

I love jumping on wagons, it's easy to do afterall.


let the jumping commense

[Dundasbro]

There isn't enough posting in this thread!!! Post people post!!!

[Elf]

There isn't enough posting in this thread!!! Post people post!!!

Now my birthday has been and gone and we are drawing ever closer to the best day of the year. I figured we could start decorating this thread up with a few christmas images.

Here is my first contribution:


http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/4/3/sAss.gif

[Elf]

This is my card to everyone :grouphug:

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/4/3/chav-crimbo-2005-13.jpg

[FrenchSpyMonkey]

Oh my god.
I will never be able to sit on Santas knee again.