Arcane1's corner of ZGeek

[Elf]

:greenwink

[saaaack]

fuck,that santa made me blow

[Arcane1]

Elf, what are you doing? You're supposed to be out hunting vorkts. Get back to it girl.

[johny_roberts]

Misses Clause gives good :bj:

[Seeker]

That wasn't Mrs Claus.

$1.50 a pint on thisty Thursday......anyone wants a map let me know.

[johny_roberts]

That wasn't Mrs Claus.

$1.50 a pint on thisty Thursday......anyone wants a map let me know.

dohhhhhh,


might have to think of a time to head to that god forbidden tax free place...

[Seeker]

Werd.

[Dundasbro]

Yay! Christmas Stuff!!! /me goes perusing the internet for christmas pics...

[Arcane1]

Misses Clause gives good :bj:
Useless without pics

[TheMightyPhill]

I tried to find you some, alas, there are plenty of her doing other things, but none of the specified act :bj:

[johny_roberts]

next time she sucks me off I'll give her a facial :bj: and see about the pick...

[Elf]

Is it just me or did my pics disappear?

[TheMightyPhill]

It's you :p

[Elf]

argghhh - now some appear and some don't - I WANT MY AVATAR BACK.

Johnny the Roberts - you are now also bigger than everyone else. (please refrain from any and all obvious comebacks to that, kthnx ;))

[label]

I bet johny's blushing, he's not heard his name and big in the same sentence unless the word wanker is also included! :couch:

[Dundasbro]

Hey something just occured to me... What exactly are we using zcash for at the moment exactly???

[Dundasbro]

Speaking of christmas photos. Found this (http://forum.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=14999&d=1134194479) in the pr0n forum. Decided not to post it directly here because of the new NSFW nazi regime set in by Pirate. :D

[label]

Hey something just occured to me... What exactly are we using zcash for at the moment exactly???

betting, betting and more betting.

[Dundasbro]

betting, betting and more betting.
We can still do that now?

[~vjay~]

I can't be bothered.

[label]

We can still do that now?
You asked what are we using zCash for now, you can only use it for vBookie now. We are supposed to be able to do cool stuff with it later. Look at FAQ.

[Dundasbro]

You asked what are we using zCash for now, you can only use it for vBookie now. We are supposed to be able to do cool stuff with it later. Look at FAQ.
I thought vbookie was disabled :\
I missed out on betting all this time??

[Seeker]

meh....zcash sux.

[Arcane1]

meh

[Elf]

I took a quick peek via quick links - sports shit - sport is not my forte....

[oggy]

meh

i agree!

[Siamhie]

bleach? huh?! Drunk on bleach, there were warnings about that when I was a kid, we even had ads to prevent it from happening.
yeah, seeker likes to call it bleach. i call it house whiskey, cause it's the same brand that the bars serve.

[Elf]

Come on people - put in some effort - this thread needs decorating.

[oggy]

Come on people - put in some effort - this thread needs decorating.


i got the paint brush ready!

[Seeker]

:Starts pissing on the walls:

[Arcane1]

:Starts pissing on the walls:
Yellow is such a nasty color man... ick, just ick.

[Elf]

Get Your Lazy Asses Out There Into The Interweb And Find Me Some Good Xmas Pictures

[Elf]

Bloody hell - rep with no comments bugs me

[Seeker]

From whom?

[johny_roberts]

Bloody hell - rep with no comments bugs me

depends on who its from if they are a moron to begin with then any comment would piss me off but ordinarily I agree.

[Seeker]

Johny....the man in the middle.

[johny_roberts]

Johny....the man in the middle.

wtf you on about?

[label]

Cleverly done there!

[johny_roberts]

Cleverly done there!

thank ya darling thank y a

[oggy]

i really have no idea wtf is goin on here!

[Elf]

Seeker is pissing up the walls

[Elf]

I on the other hand just want funny xmas pics.

[Elf]

Also Arcane doesn't like yellow - which is a shame because I am rather fond of yellow :D

[Seeker]

I like yellow.

http://img129.imagevenue.com/loc232/th_405f3_sweet_krissy_yellow.jpg (http://img129.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc232&image=405f3_sweet_krissy_yellow.jpg)

[Seeker]

Here Elf.



http://img23.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_2a667_1Xmas5.jpg (http://img23.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=2a667_1Xmas5.jpg)http://img41.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_d8013_funny_xmas_card_20006.jpg (http://img41.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=d8013_funny_xmas_card_20006.jpg)http://img130.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_d069e_OSWinterSolstice.jpg (http://img130.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=d069e_OSWinterSolstice.jpg)http://img130.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_d7bd6_santa.jpg (http://img130.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=d7bd6_santa.jpg)
http://img107.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_1bc0f_xmas_worship.jpg (http://img107.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=th_1bc0f_xmas_worship.jpg)

[johny_roberts]

I like yellow.

http://img129.imagevenue.com/loc232/th_405f3_sweet_krissy_yellow.jpg (http://img129.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc232&image=405f3_sweet_krissy_yellow.jpg)

I now love yellow also........

[Elf]

I almost said something totally innappropriate :o

[Elf]

I feel sorry for santa :(

[Elf]

I have yellow panties just like the girl in Seekers picture :D


(Johnny dared me :o)

[johny_roberts]

I feel sorry for santa :(

this christmas instead of milk and cookies give santa a :bj:


Note: getting santa claus outfit ready and need to add 50 pounds to the stomach need to get drinking....

[Elf]

Don't forget the plane ticket sweetie ;)

[johny_roberts]

Don't forget the plane ticket sweetie ;)

reindeer baby reindeer or southwest....

[Jenglish]

Were you Naughty or Nice this year?
http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/5/9/0/NakedSanta.jpg

[Elf]

If I said I was naughty - would he roll over and make me :barf:

[Jenglish]

No...He would make you play "Hide the Christmas Cookies"

[Elf]

Screw it - I am gonna keep being naughty and he can hide the christmas cookies up Johny's ass :D

[Jenglish]

Alright...I spoke with Santa...
He said that you can just meet him under the mistletoe wearing only your birthday suit.

[Elf]

Unless Santa is really well toned, sexy and that photo is just a clever disguise, he can kiss my pretty little ass;) :rrofl:

[Jenglish]

http://www.acewigs.com/shop/image_uploads/SexyAdultCostumes/Santa1_M.jpg
Mrs. Claus says to bend over and mark a spot!

[Elf]

Oh my - put her under my mistletoe and I will join her quicksmart ;)

[johny_roberts]

I have yellow panties just like the girl in Seekers picture :D


(Johnny dared me :o)

Useless without pics :D

Note: No really useless without pics :D


Screw it - I am gonna keep being naughty and he can hide the christmas cookies up Johny's ass :D

mehh,

exit only darling exit only

Oh my - put her under my mistletoe and I will join her quicksmart ;)

I'll wrestle you for her.........

[Elf]

I have no need to wrestle you for her dahling - I win without trying :D

[johny_roberts]

aint that the truth aint that the truth lol

[~vjay~]

Posts here for no good reason, other than to see this post bumped up.

Inanity ensues!!

[Elf]

Today I went for an interview about being a P.A. for a director of a civil engineering company. I have been offered the job to start on a trial basis in the new year.

YAY FOR ME


:clap: :elefant: :group: :money: :drink: :w00t: :banana: :metal: :victory:

[label]

Today I went for an interview about being a P.A. for a director of a civil engineering company. I have been offered the job to start on a trial basis in the new year.

YAY FOR ME


:clap: :elefant: :group: :money: :drink: :w00t: :banana: :metal: :victory:
:victory: Congrats!!!!

[TheMightyPhill]

Nice one :)

[johny_roberts]

Posts here for no good reason, other than to see this post bumped up.

Inanity ensues!!

love insanity fucking dig insanity.........



Congrats
Elf
On the New Job

[Seeker]

What Johny said...good for you M'Lady.

[Jenglish]

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~hotdawg/congrats-c.gif

[Seeker]

So yeah....I saw this guy this morning...it was like...you know....really weird.

[Jenglish]

Did he prick you with his prickly penis?
http://www.sandiegohikes.com/trails/images/12-08-04_anzaborrego/amusing_formations.jpg

[Seeker]

Ah....no...but he did ask where you lived.

[Elf]

Thanks for the congrats everyone :D

[rbranson]

Hey, congrats Elf. Best of luck.

[Jenglish]

Ah....no...but he did ask where you lived.

Valkenvania Baby!

[Seeker]

Werd.

[Jenglish]

Peace out! :hippy:

[Seeker]

You know it.

[Elf]

I still haven't seen that film :(

[throb]

Did he prick you with his prickly penis?
http://www.sandiegohikes.com/trails/images/12-08-04_anzaborrego/amusing_formations.jpg
OMG, no amount of lube is going to make that a comfortable experience.

[Jenglish]

Maybe if you double bag it....

[Seeker]

You aint missing much Elf.

[johny_roberts]

I think Elf needs a new job spanking to aid in the celebration......

[and3w]

Why would anyone want congrats on having to have a 'JOB'???
eeeeeuuuugggghhhhhh
Unless of course the director is (how did you put it Elf) "really well toned, sexy" I guess.
Anyway, comiserations m'dear.

[Elf]

I think Elf needs a new job spanking to aid in the celebration......


You just want me to come over there and spank you Johny dahling - you may fantasise about that all you like :)

[Elf]

Why would anyone want congrats on having to have a 'JOB'???
eeeeeuuuugggghhhhhh
Unless of course the director is (how did you put it Elf) "really well toned, sexy" I guess.
Anyway, comiserations m'dear.


The way I look at it is - having a job to do outside of my house, where I am able to drink coffee in peace and go to the loo in peace is good news.

The director may not be toned and sexy but he is a top bloke :D

Thanks for the commiserations and3w

[Jenglish]

http://img68.exs.cx/img68/3549/editcrosssanta1lv.jpg

[oggy]

passing thru, i feel ill!

[Seeker]

Oggy passes thru like a urinary tract infection....

[Siamhie]

Today I went for an interview about being a P.A. for a director of a civil engineering company. I have been offered the job to start on a trial basis in the new year.

YAY FOR ME

congratulations elf http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/5885/icongreat0ti.gif







drinks are on seeker and johny

[Jenglish]

http://www.welaf.com/resources/files/1101205182.jpg
Tits the Season!

[oggy]

Oggy passes thru like a urinary tract infection....

am i really that painful?

GOOD!

[Elf]

drinks are on seeker and johny

tightass :raspberry

[Elf]

http://www.welaf.com/resources/files/1101205182.jpg
Tits the Season!

Jesus. That pic brings tears to my eyes :eek:

[Elf]

Santa sent me email and I reckon I am in for a great christmas this year :D

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/4/3/santa-buff.gif

[Seeker]

Not painfull Oggy...just something people get and don't like talking about.....kinda like crabs.

Siamhie...you are a cheap bastard.

Bah Humbug!!

[Siamhie]

drinks are on seeker and johny
tightass :raspberry
since those two are always talking 'bout drinking, i figured they have all the booze.


but since you brought it up, hands elf a $20 gift card, good at any bar of your choice.

:drink:

[imp]

Oh God! The images! THEY BURN!!!!http://img117.exs.cx/img117/5601/n1qshok.gif
I always thought Santa was such a G rated fellow.

[Elf]

and you were obviously wrong lady ;)

[Jenglish]

News Flash....This just in....
http://www.emailajoke.com/images/ver4/funny_pics/general/not_the_north_pole.jpg

[oggy]

merry x-mas to this corner!

[Siamhie]

merry whatevertraditionyoucelebratethistimeofyear


and to all a

happy new year

[Twitch]

Have fun and sink more piss than neccessary

[Elf]

WOO HOO

Santa was very generous this year :banana: :w00t: :banana:

Hope y'all got you wished for :D

[oggy]

santa was a tight-ass, but the kids enjoyed it!

[~vjay~]

Santa is always a tight ass whenever adults are concerned,

hey that sounded kinky in not such a great way :S

[Jenglish]

Santa was good to me...
and I was good to him!

[Elf]

Santa was good to me...
and I was good to him!

well before Johny asks - Pray Tell Jenglish - enquiring minds would like to know...

[johny_roberts]

Santa was good to me...
and I was good to him!

did Santa get a :bj: or did you give him :anal: and picks please..

tyvm,

johny roberts

[Jenglish]

We gave each other the oral history of sex :hippy:

[~vjay~]

We gave each other the oral history of sex :hippy:

Did you do oral demonstrations of above mentioned history on each other?

[Elf]

yet again Jenglishj - please expand and stop leaving the enquiring minds a' wanting

[label]

oral history of sex........... useless without pictures:)

[johny_roberts]

we also want the scratch and sniff pictures...

tyvm,

johny roberts

[rbranson]

Surely you mean stiff in snatch pix, JR.

[johny_roberts]

mmmmm

that will work also

[oggy]

HO! HO! HO!

OGGY! OGGY! OGGY!

OI! OI! OI!

[label]

HO! HO! HO!

OGGY! OGGY! OGGY!

OI! OI! OI!

STFU n00b

[oggy]

well finally someone has told me, but do not overuse the STFU as it`s mine to overuse, you must obtain permission before using STFU, tho there are some exceptions,1 being if you are directing it at me, then this is fine, or if you are directing it at someone i dont like, but i like everyone, sometimes, oh i should just STFU i think, ok then....OGGY, STFU NooB!

[oggy]

and now for something completely different, while shaving this morning, for some completely unknown reason, i shaved my whole chest and stomache, i have no idea why?

who slipped mushy`s into my coffee this morning?

[Jenglish]

oral history of sex........... useless without pictures:)

http://www.valleyskeptic.com/irishstained.jpg http://badgas.co.uk/animals/monkeys/monkey_035.jpg

[Angelina]

lol....that is just so wrong

[oggy]

lol....that is just so wrong

but funny, in a sick kinda way!

[Jenglish]

I try :)

[johny_roberts]

and now for something completely different, while shaving this morning, for some completely unknown reason, i shaved my whole chest and stomache, i have no idea why?

who slipped mushy`s into my coffee this morning?

oggy has now turned :fag:

[Jenglish]

and now for something completely different, while shaving this morning, for some completely unknown reason, i shaved my whole chest and stomache, i have no idea why?

who slipped mushy`s into my coffee this morning?

Word of advise...Buy some lotion that's water based. You're going to start itching. You'll get a bad rash if you don't add moisture. If you get something with tooo much moisture, you will clog your pores and break out in zits...
And trust me...Gay or Straight...No one wants to rest their head on a chest full of white heads!

[Angelina]

but funny, in a sick kinda way!

Thats true! I did get a giggle out of it LOL

[Arcane1]

Word of advise...Buy some lotion that's water based. You're going to start itching. You'll get a bad rash if you don't add moisture. If you get something with tooo much moisture, you will clog your pores and break out in zits...
And trust me...Gay or Straight...No one wants to rest their head on a chest full of white heads!
OMG, that is going to make for a very uncomfortable New Year... Listen to the Woman.

[johny_roberts]

OMG, that is going to make for a very uncomfortable New Year... Listen to the Woman.

I dont think its his chest thats going to be uncomfortable New Years its his ass thats getting the :anal: that will be uncomfortable...

[Elf]

I can't stand that smiley, it reminds me of a picture online that someone directed me to as a cruel cruel joke :barf:

[johny_roberts]

which one????

[Elf]

It was a pic of some bloke taking a bloody huge great dump straight into some girls mouth

[johny_roberts]

It was a pic of some bloke taking a bloody huge great dump straight into some girls mouth

:barf:

[Elf]

s'ok for you - that image seared itself into my brain forever:cry:

[label]

It was a pic of some bloke taking a bloody huge great dump straight into some girls mouth
:barf:

[oggy]

i fell ill

[~vjay~]

There's always a plus side.

At least she didn't say Lemon Party.

[Elf]

Oh, I fell for that one too - twice.

[Jenglish]

On that note...Consider this a Warning...:huh:
"Double" your pleasure (http://www.avspages.com/real-hermaphrodite-sex/hermaphrodite-twins.jpg)

[Elf]

fake or not - that pic is gross :barf:

[johny_roberts]

On that note...Consider this a Warning...:huh:
"Double" your pleasure (http://www.avspages.com/real-hermaphrodite-sex/hermaphrodite-twins.jpg)

where did you find Arcanes ex-girlfriends at he will be so pleased....

[Elf]

where did you find Arcanes ex-girlfriends at he will be so pleased....

LOL

[STallingU]

On that note...Consider this a Warning...:huh:
"Double" your pleasure (http://www.avspages.com/real-hermaphrodite-sex/hermaphrodite-twins.jpg)
Did you actually look for that or was it in one of doggs threads?

[johny_roberts]

Did you actually look for that or was it in one of doggs threads?

or lostreality he also has a real fucking sick sense of humour....

got to love the chap.............

[Elf]

no you don't - he is just fucking sick - sicker even than me and you...

[johny_roberts]

Lost does have a sick sense of humour.

"Mehhh" Links are cool (http://www.lemonparty.org)

[~vjay~]

Sick is good...
in context.

[Elf]

lemon the fuck party off JR - I am not that stoopid

[Elf]

I lose shit all the time

[Elf]

so you know - UFO's look like a good excuse for me :D

[johny_roberts]

lemon the fuck party off JR - I am not that stoopid


Dammit

cute and smart what a fucking dillema....

[Elf]

love ya JR

[Jenglish]

Did you actually look for that or was it in one of doggs threads?

Believe it or not, my mind is like a sick vault. I came across that along time ago when I was trying to find a book I lost. The book was called "Human Oddities" and was full of all that crap. My favorite picture was a guy with elephantitis on his balls which were 1000x the size they were suppose to be and he carried them around in a wheel barrow.

[STallingU]

Believe it or not, my mind is like a sick vault. I came across that along time ago when I was trying to find a book I lost. The book was called "Human Oddities" and was full of all that crap. My favorite picture was a guy with elephantitis on his balls which were 1000x the size they were suppose to be and he was carried them around in a wheel barrow.
So you've seen my testicles then. Girls almost drown when they give me head.

[oggy]

Happy New Years to this corner, getting in early just incase i miss the actual midnight thing and shit so get it up ya`

[Jenglish]

Ditto!
I'll be asleep mostly likey with a rocks glass near by.

[~vjay~]

I'm going to stay up and drink for the sake of it, will probably be alone, it might be a good time to take advantage of me:grr:

[STallingU]

I'm going to stay up and drink for the sake of it, will probably be alone, it might be a good time to take advantage of me:grr:
Where do you live???

[~vjay~]

Australia, is NYE tonight.

[STallingU]

Sweet I'll meet you there.
Yes nye is tonight.

[johny_roberts]

Happy New Years when it happens guys and galls and children of all ages. I decided to start drinking now and quit when the New Year comes around......

[~vjay~]

Wondering what to drink, I do have a bottle of wine in the fridge.

[STallingU]

Happy New Years when it happens guys and galls and children of all ages. I decided to start drinking now and quit when the New Year comes around......
So your gonna stop drinking right on 12. What a fucken girl.

Oh yeah almost forgot. Happy nye and all that.

[STallingU]

Wondering what to drink, I do have a bottle of wine in the fridge.
Just a single bottle. Sounds like you need a trip to the bottlo

[johny_roberts]

Wondering what to drink, I do have a bottle of wine in the fridge.

whatever gets you naked and drunk the quickest would be my vote....

[~vjay~]

I could buy some premixed cans of vodka as well, or maybe mixing drinks isnt such a great idea.

[STallingU]

Mixing drinks is a great idea





















at the time

[~vjay~]

Then you get sick and vomit......then decide never again lol

[Jenglish]

Waiting for the ball to drop tonight...
http://www.gothamist.com/images/cat_drinking_beer_watch_tv.jpg
Happy New Year to all...

[oggy]

Wondering what to drink, I do have a bottle of wine in the fridge.

a bottle of chards did it for me, sucked on it for 3 hours and saw the new year roll in, 5 minutes later i was thrown into the pool fully clothed!

now i have just picked up the missus off the bathroom floor, placed her in bed with a bucket nearby.........i hope everyone had a great night and doesnt feel like my missus looks!

Happy New Year to this corner of geek!

Oggy! Oggy! Oggy!

OI! OI! OI!

[oggy]

now i have just picked up the missus off the bathroom floor, placed her in bed with a bucket nearby.........i hope everyone had a great night and doesnt feel like my missus looks!


further to add, famous last words from the woman, i`m never drinking again!


:rrofl:

[Elf]

I am quitting drinking tomorrow :D

[Siamhie]

:cheer: happy new years to everyone in arcanes corner :cheer:

[johny_roberts]

Happy New Year all you canuts..............

Drinking a brew watching NFL football and waiting for midnight to come around. Might head to San Francisco or may stay home have not decided yet but I have decided this............

May 2006 kick serious ass for you all.................

[oggy]

oh there is a sore head and not a very happy face in this house today, and it aint mine, i feel great!

[johny_roberts]

wife still yacking Oggy ...... ask her if she would like a cigar and stale beer

[oggy]

black tea this morning........i recon i could give away this half a bottle of black bottle brandy tho!

is it new years for you yet?

want the lotto numbers?

[johny_roberts]

nope Oggy have 6 1/2 hours to go...........


mmmmmm brandy sounds good right about now...

[oggy]

mmmmmm brandy sounds good right about now...

regurgitated or straight from the bottle?

enjoy ya night johny_r, watch out for faggots, cause they are watching out for you!

[johny_roberts]

regurgitated or straight from the bottle?

enjoy ya night johny_r, watch out for faggots, cause they are watching out for you!

from the bottle and I shall watch out not Oggy I shall watch out...

[~vjay~]

Drinking is overrated.

I've never had a hangover.

[Elf]

I was good and got merry but not pissed. Had a great night and I hope y'all did too :D Kissy from Elf

No hangover either ;)

[Elf]

Drinking is overrated.

I've never had a hangover.

I rarely get hangovers - which is probably a bad thing. I am stopping drinking today - until I can learn to have a drink or two sensibly without going stupid.

[STallingU]

I rarely get hangovers - which is probably a bad thing. I am stopping drinking today - until I can learn to have a drink or two sensibly without going stupid.
If your not going to go stupid then whats the point of drinking?

[Elf]

My brand of stupid is liable to land me in hospital. But I like wine, so I need to relearn how to drink it properly.

[johny_roberts]

Happy New Years all NFL day playoffs baby playoffs....

Great New Years did not party hard had a good dinner and woke up fealing great....

I also land in the Quitting Drinking crowd tommorow. But only for a month only for a month..

Happy New Years everyone... I is gone have to watch football

[label]

Happy New Year to you all!

[Elf]

This thread is far too quiet - A1 git yer ass back in here dude.

[Jenglish]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/5/9/0/sacrifice.jpg
Where most people start their New Year!

[Elf]

Cat got yer tongue Jenglish?

[Jenglish]

No I can speak...type....whatever.
I'm just tired. 2005 ended with alot of drinking, eating, and not much sleep.

[oggy]

48 hours has passed, i really wanna` rip someones head off or do some serious damage to something, or just have a dam ciggie!

[berserk]

oggy? tried the nicotine gums etc?

[~vjay~]

Boo!!

[Elf]

Hang in there Oggy - it'll be worth it in the end.

[johny_roberts]

oggy? tried the nicotine gums etc?

nicotine gum works like a motherfucker....

I love the shit............

[Elf]

just eat more - that's what I do

[Jenglish]

When I quit smoking, I chewed an unbelievable amount of Fruit Stripe gum.
I saved all the wrappers and made a gum chain. In the end, I had a chain over 9ft long.
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/167019/2/istockphoto_167019_chain_of_gum_wrappers.jpg

[johny_roberts]

When I quit smoking, I chewed an unbelievable amount of Fruit Stripe gum.
I saved all the wrappers and made a gum chain. In the end, I had a chain over 9ft long.
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/167019/2/istockphoto_167019_chain_of_gum_wrappers.jpg


Now that takes dedication or a lot of boredom or both..........

[Elf]

When I quit smoking I felt sick so I started again - just cut down a lot.

[Sabra]

I'm reading this book a friend bought me for xmas, Allen Carr's Easy Way to Stop Smoking, and so far it's making a scary amount of sense. He claims that using this method you can *enjoy* quitting. I'll let you guys know if its bullshit once I've finished it :). But so far so good.

[oggy]

so here i am, 72 hours later, i`ve had 3 ciggies cause i was really gonna rip someones head off, 3 times, thanks for all the encouragement peoples, my missus is doing better than me, but one of us could end up headless!
no patches, no gum, doin the cold turkey, twitch is back, and i aint referring to the twitch on here, (who by the way is giving me the fuckin shits).
and all these quit adds on TV make me wanna light up!

[Elf]

I thought you loved everyone Oggy :confused:

Keep up the good work though - think about how much you stink every time you smoke.

There is a quitting smoking thread knocking around here someplace - I'd suggest you go subscribe to it.

[Goat Boy]

so here i am, 72 hours later, i`ve had 3 ciggies cause i was really gonna rip someones head off, 3 times, thanks for all the encouragement peoples, my missus is doing better than me, but one of us could end up headless!
no patches, no gum, doin the cold turkey, twitch is back, and i aint referring to the twitch on here, (who by the way is giving me the fuckin shits).
and all these quit adds on TV make me wanna light up!
:FIREdevil
It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks pretty good to me right now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy right now.

[Jenglish]

Now that takes dedication or a lot of boredom or both..........

It was more like I needed to do something with my hands. Chewing on the gum that had flavor that lasted as long as a cig occupied my mouth. and my hands needed something to do. Hence the gum chain.

Oggy...for you...you can try posting more or jerking off. They both occupy your hands :)

[Seeker]

:Originally Posted by Bill Hicks
It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks pretty good to me right now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy right now.


Quality........fucking quality.

[Elf]

Yup - I +repped him for that - one of my favourite quotes ever.

[Jenglish]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/161316/0_21_042205_smoking_chimp_1.jpg

[Seeker]

Yep.....thats Fox news alright......its a shock they didn't put Breaking News!! on there.

[Jenglish]

no...The Breaking News came 2 weeks later when the Chimp died from Lung Cancer.

:: only joking, the chimp is still alive...I think ::

[oggy]

ok, so i lasted like 5 days, then it all came to a screaming halt, course throw in the giving up the weed resolution for a challenge, and straight back to smokin like a chimney, but much more calmer!

[Jenglish]

I'm sorry Oggy. There is always 2007! :)

[oggy]

I'm sorry Oggy. There is always 2007! :)

or 2008, just definitely not the first month of 2006!

[johny_roberts]

or 2008, just definitely not the first month of 2006!

fucking pussy....

thats why I quit on December 1st by the time January 1st came around I had 30 days under the belt. Use the gum next time it helps with the first couple of days and never quit the weed when quitting the smokes. That is just fucking :screwy:

[oggy]

fucking pussy....

never quit the weed when quitting the smokes. That is just fucking :screwy:

yup, i second that, to add to it all, my missus give up the ciggies, now we have separated cause we cant communicate at all.............:fineprint

now that is fuckin :screwy:

[Seeker]

Sure you didn't separate because you're a cunt?

I side with JR to give up ALL things smokey is just plain fucking retarded.

[Jenglish]

Something tells me he was stoned when he came up with this resolution :light:

[oggy]

Sure you didn't separate because you're a cunt?


ummmmmmmmmmmmm..............yeh might have something to do with that too....

[johny_roberts]

ummmmmmmmmmmmm..............yeh might have something to do with that too....

fuck her in the ass while you are smoking some grass and she will be yours forever...

why you ask? Because if you 2 break up you can tell all her friends you fucked her in the ass?

logical I think...

[oggy]

fuck her in the ass while you are smoking some grass and she will be yours forever...

why you ask? Because if you 2 break up you can tell all her friends you fucked her in the ass?

logical I think...

i dont think you did think........logically

[Seeker]

fuck her in the ass while you are smoking some grass and she will be yours forever...

why you ask? Because if you 2 break up you can tell all her friends you fucked her in the ass?

logical I think...

That was quite poetic JR.

Sadly I think she will be the one that will be going around saying she fucked him up the arse.....no doubt with pics to back it up. :lickmyass

[oggy]

That was quite poetic JR.

Sadly I think she will be the one that will be going around saying she fucked him up the arse.....no doubt with pics to back it up. :lickmyass

once again, my ass is the innocent party here

[Seeker]

There is nothing innocent about your arse...at least thats what is said on the toilet doors at establishments of ill repute.

[oggy]

15168:fineprint

[johny_roberts]

We now have proof :fineprint





http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/2/0/9/0/bathroom.JPG

[Seeker]

Oggy. Your picture like your penis is too small for anyone to see.

[Elf]

Oggy dude - that's just plain fucking rude :p and I wonder what on earth makes you think telling me to shut up will cause me to shut up???

[oggy]

Oggy dude - that's just plain fucking rude :p and I wonder what on earth makes you think telling me to shut up will cause me to shut up???
:fineprint :screwy:

[Seeker]

Whats your new Avatar Oggy?

The national sheep appreciation society gathering 2005?

[oggy]

Whats your new Avatar Oggy?

The national sheep appreciation society gathering 2005?

<--------Fuckin` NooB......didnt realise i had changed avatar......Doh!

and it was 2004!

[Seeker]

2004 2005.....same diff....you still shagged sheep.

[Elf]

:fineprint :screwy:

fineprint? what?

"+rep, now shut up"

You are messing with the wrong Elf my dearest spas cunt. ;)


Edit: I thought you were going?

[Jenglish]

Beware of the Elf!!!!

[Seeker]

Kinda quiet round these here parts.

:Goes and shits in the corner:

[oggy]

:Goes and shits in the corner:

who`s gonna clean that mess up?

[Jenglish]

:: spray air freshner ::
That's because we have Elf kickin' ass. She scared off that damn penguin.

[Seeker]

Wow....200 pages of pointless bollox.....as the Beaver said when he received his first blowjob from Mrs Cleaver.....NEAT!

[Elf]

Kinda quiet round these here parts.

:Goes and shits in the corner:

*slaps Seeker around the ears*

I think you know that that sort of behaviour is not permitted around here :nonono:

[Jenglish]

Pussy or Poodle? That is the question!
http://www.kuhrt.net/kittypup.jpg

[Elf]

That is a sick and horrible picture :barf:

[Jenglish]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/5/9/0/screwykitty_thumb.jpg

[~vjay~]

"Here puss puss pussy"

[oggy]

"Here puss puss pussy"
15200

[Jenglish]

no no no...It's Cat in the Hats...
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/CatHat3.jpghttp://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/CatHat1.jpg
Never Cat in platforms!

[Arcane1]

"Here puss puss pussy"

You just like saying that....

[johny_roberts]

mehhh i have seen better looking pussy in my life..........

[~vjay~]

You just like saying that....

Meow?

[Jenglish]

I don't know about you guys; but I have a fine looking pussy...

[Jenglish]

cat that is... :)