Arcane1's corner of ZGeek

[~vjay~]

Where?

[Scumbag]

More importantly...

Where the hell is Arcane1 ?

[oggy]

More importantly...

Where the hell is Arcane1 ?

i heard he`s runaway?

[Elf]

More importantly...

Where the hell is Arcane1 ?

Shout for him and he might magically appear :D

[Angelina]

Maybe if we all shut our eyes, press our hands together, hum softly and visually see him......he'll feel us calling him

[johny_roberts]

Maybe if we all shut our eyes, press our hands together, hum softly and visually see him......he'll feel us calling him

Nahh I heard once you post your boobs he appears. So get that digital camera and start posting boobs girls get fucking on it..

snap snap start posting boobs for the good of humanity...............

[Jenglish]

http://www.gameslove.com/baner/shck05.jpg
Slap the thigh...ride the wave in!

[Jenglish]

Where?
Here...Her name is Nala!
http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/5/9/0/1121878701Nala_Sun.jpg

[johny_roberts]

mehhh shaved pussy is much better.......

[rbranson]

Yeah Arcane.

I remember him. The good ole days.

[ChodeMaster]

I've always wondered where this arcane fellow is, and why his thread is still so popular when he is so absent..

[oggy]

mehhh shaved pussy is much better.......

just like fuckin a school girl huh?

[~vjay~]

Here...Her name is Nala!
http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/5/9/0/1121878701Nala_Sun.jpg
Cutest pussy ever.

[Angelina]

looks like she cuddles

[oggy]

has anyone seen Arcane?

where is the mystery man hiding?

[Elf]

He's in bed hiding. Pretty damn blarfketz of him to disappear from his own thread dontcha think? :grr:

[~vjay~]

Wish I was in bed, that way I could hide from the internet.

[Jenglish]

There is nothing better then a "Duvet Day"!!!

[Elf]

Wish I was in bed, that way I could hide from the internet.

That's a goddamn lie Vikki - you love the internet, the internet is your friend and mine and you know it. :nod:

[Arcane1]

Maybe if we all shut our eyes, press our hands together, hum softly and visually see him......he'll feel us calling him
I felt a disturbance in the internet. Someone calling me?

[Elf]

Well hey there Mr Arcane1 guy :naughty:

Everyone will be mighty pleased to see you back.

[Angelina]

I felt a disturbance in the internet. Someone calling me?

I knew you would feel me ;)

[johny_roberts]

I felt a disturbance in the internet. Someone calling me?

I farted










my bad

:rolleyes:

[oggy]

I farted


thought i smelt something.......

[Elf]

I farted










my bad

:rolleyes:


Was it so bad you couldn't stand it?

Being constipated for a week can make you unable to stand your own farts. :(

[Arcane1]

I knew you would feel me ;)
But will you feel me back? That is the question...

[~vjay~]

*watches with interest

[Elf]

*watches with interest

*wonders if STallingU was right about you taking over his planet and handing it over to Sutter

[~vjay~]

Probably.


*puts away binoculars.

[Angelina]

But will you feel me back? That is the question...

Witty! I like that :w00t: :w00t:

[Elf]

go ahead - feel him - he wants you to :greenwink

[Angelina]

I prefer mind melding ;)

[Seeker]

I farted once and it smelled just like fried chicken.....I was sad when it dissapated.....was getting ready to go and make up some gravy.

[johny_roberts]

that made me hungry

[Seeker]

Same here....got the urge to go and buy some.......you know how when you fart you smell it....well this one was like walking into an experts kitchen man...it was fucking everywhere.....and it was good.

[Jenglish]

There is nothing worse then a Cat fart! It's a combo off cat ass, Rotten Fish and week old uncooked chicken!:barf:

[Elf]

Dog fart beats cat fart any day of the week. My dog once ate another dogs poo, she also likes to eat horse poo when she gets the chance - imagine what her farts are like? :barf:

[johny_roberts]

not to self:

Never let Elf's dog lick my face

[Jenglish]

Cat's lick their own ass every day....
and believe it or not....Nala's (my kitten) breath doesn't smell tha bad.

[Seeker]

I can almost lick my own ass...but bloody hell does my back hurt afterwards.

[~vjay~]

I can almost lick my own ass...but bloody hell does my back hurt afterwards.

Wonders if you are one of those guys from that other thread who tries and reaches their own...........nevermind.

[oggy]

I can almost lick my own ass...but bloody hell does my back hurt afterwards.

Quote from the movie BigDaddy, "i can wipe my own ass!"

[Arcane1]

Witty! I like that :w00t: :w00t:
That a yes?

[Arcane1]

I can almost lick my own ass...but bloody hell does my back hurt afterwards.
Anyone wonder why I made myself scarce? Ass licking? Self ass licking? :screwy:

[~vjay~]

I would hide too if my name was on the title of this thread.

[rbranson]

I had no idea this thread was still active.

So here is my contribution to help keep it going. Enjoy.

[oggy]

I had no idea this thread was still active.

So here is my contribution to help keep it going. Enjoy.

i`ll second that!

[Seeker]

Siamhie WTF!?!?!

You tried to contact me last night mang....whats up?

[johny_roberts]

Siamhie WTF!?!?!

You tried to contact me last night mang....whats up?

he is pregnant with your love child and needs to cuddle :fag:

[Seeker]

Fuck off Johny...you're just grumpy cause you didn't get a reach around......go toss your salad bitch....

[Xythan]

Wonders if you are one of those guys from that other thread who tries and reaches their own...........nevermind.

Not many men can do that...but trying to find one who hasn't tried is harder...LOL

[SOC]

Hi all ... it's quite a while since I've been here. What's been happening?

[rbranson]

Finding new ways to keep this thread going.

Such as adding content-free posts.

[Elf]

Finding new ways to keep this thread going.

Such as adding content-free posts.

Branson, shame on you. Take a minute or so away from pron posting and you could have come up with something like these (Image googled Arcane)

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/4/3/wp_abby_arcane_800.jpg

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/4/3/heather-locklear-pic.jpg

[Elf]

Or if you prefer - Two of the ugliest people that Google threw up when serching Arcane :barf:

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/4/3/arcane.jpg

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/4/3/ugliest.jpg

[Hired Goon]

Hi all ... it's quite a while since I've been here. What's been happening?

welcome back dude. pretty much same old. flame wars, attention whoring threads and a bunch of clueless n00bs getting picked on by angsty internet nerds. Oh, there's always some more pr0n thrown in for good measure, of course...

[SOC]

welcome back dude. pretty much same old. flame wars, attention whoring threads and a bunch of clueless n00bs getting picked on by angsty internet nerds. Oh, there's always some more pr0n thrown in for good measure, of course...
I'll take a large helping of the pr0n, thanks. You can keep the rest.

[oggy]

:group:

[SOC]

:group:
That band had better be playing Waltzing Matilda. :mad:

[oggy]

nah, dirty deads by ac/dc.....see the resemblance?

look closely...

[~vjay~]

Or if you prefer - Two of the ugliest people that Google threw up when serching Arcane :barf:

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/4/3/ugliest.jpg

This woman scares me

*cries*

[Elf]

This woman scares me

*cries*

She scares me more cus she lives in my country :(

[Jenglish]

Scary Wax Women from across the pond!
http://img1.travelblog.org/Photos/1125/5799/t/21386-Scary-Wax-women-DONT-TRUST-HER-0.jpg
"Would you like a cookie deary?"

[Arcane1]

Branson, shame on you. Take a minute or so away from pron posting and you could have come up with something like these (Image googled Arcane)

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/4/3/wp_abby_arcane_800.jpg

Found my near cousin!

Johny would hit her.

[johny_roberts]

fuck ya I would

[Elf]

so would I :D

[s3raph]

I want, I want.

[Elf]

Heather Lockyer playing Abby is pretty damn gorgeous too

[oggy]

hi, saw ya` light on, thought i`d drop in, i dont eat much!

[Seeker]

Go back out into the garden Oggy you fucking little shit.

[Jenglish]

http://people.timezone.com/kohei/arcane/arcane1.jpg
I do believe this car is smiling.
(This came up in Google Images when searching for Arcane1.)

[oggy]

Go back out into the garden Oggy you fucking little shit.


NO, i will not...

[Seeker]

Don't make me roll up the sunday paper son!

[Xythan]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/4/3/wp_abby_arcane_800.jpg


FUCKEN AWESOME!!! THIS ROXXORZ!!! Thanks for this, the date just happens to be ON my birthday! FRIKKEN SCHWEET!!!

[Elf]

Preciate the rep but DON'T call me babe again, EVER. KTHNX

[rbranson]

Passing through.

[Elf]

Passing through.

To where? There?

[Serpent_Girl]

Maybe he's talking about his food...?

[Elf]

That was my immediate thought too :barf:

[SOC]

rbranson talking shit, as always! heh heh...

[Jenglish]

Yay! Poop Humor!

[~vjay~]

This whole thread is full of shit now I've posted in it,

yay!!

[Thyrd]

When was it not shit?

[Elf]

When you weren't in it.

[Thyrd]

I'm fairly certain the first post was smeared with poo.

[Elf]

I'm absolutely certain that you smell of shit :greenwink

[Jenglish]

Someone please pass the Febreeze!

[Elf]

Eugh - that shit smells worse than shit :barf:

[Thyrd]

I'm absolutely certain that you smell of shit :greenwink
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/36/No_u_image_macro.jpg
Why defend a shithouse thread that has gone the way of the dodo? :confused:

[Elf]

Why post in it with stupid fucking remarks like the following:

I'm fairly certain the first post was smeared with poo.

Not to your liking? Then stop reading it. :hit:

[Thyrd]

Because idiots keep insisting on trying to revive this stupid thread? :confused:

Plus you all bite so well.

[oggy]

Because idiots keep insisting on trying to revive this stupid thread? :confused:

Plus you all bite so well.


we are all idiots then...

[Elf]

Plus you all bite so well.


I was right, it didn't take you long to come back with that one.

[hazza]

im here all week try the veal ;)

[Elf]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/2/7/village_idiot.jpg

[oggy]

i like this corner...

[Thyrd]

1st rule of arcane1's corner: You do not talk about arcane1's corner!
2nd rule of arcane1's corner: You do not talk about arcane1's corner!
3rd rule of arcane1's corner: Do not respond to the internet detritus (us)!

Donut break the 'rules' of the arcane1 thread mangz.

[The Cunt]

Don't mind Thyrd, if he spent as much time and energy on his offline life as he did in cunting up other peoples threads (and forums) then he'd be a far more psychologically balanced person and not have hang ups of other zgeekers 'stealing' his girlfriend.

[oggy]

:cheer: :yes_no: :cheer:

[Arcane1]

Amazing... a total fuckwit goes out of his way to go to a thread to be an annoying ass to a bunch of people that niether invited nor requested his presence. Sounds to me like a guy that has "this" problem. (please visualize the thumb and forefinger held approx. 1cm apart) Also, medically termed 'microdick' I believe. It not only negatively affects the sexual performance, but causes serious attitude and intellect problems. In easier terms, appropriate for said person (did I say Thyrd?), clearly a mental and penile midget with the mentality to go along with it.

Everyone else, have a nice day.

[Seeker]

Woah!.....I thought this thread had died until Thyrd came in to revive it...nice one mang!!

Can you do that with some of my threads?.....maybe get someone to bite mine....or even the thread...boom tish

[SOC]

Amazing... a total fuckwit goes out of his way to go to a thread to be an annoying ass to a bunch of people that niether invited nor requested his presence. Sounds to me like a guy that has "this" problem. (please visualize the thumb and forefinger held approx. 1cm apart) Also, medically termed 'microdick' I believe. It not only negatively affects the sexual performance, but causes serious attitude and intellect problems. In easier terms, appropriate for said person (did I say Thyrd?), clearly a mental and penile midget with the mentality to go along with it.

Everyone else, have a nice day.
Dude, dude, calm down, take a chill pill or something! Be reasonable now, and keep in mind he's just a kid, about 13 or 14 years old, and probably just starting to go through puberty, which, as you may remember, can be a very confusing time and make a person spout all kinds of stupid crap.

[Dundasbro]

Shit I havn't been here in ages, ummmm to contribute i give you this (http://www.youtube.com/w/Blind-Guardian---Mr.-Sandman?v=Ayyc6ANLqr0&search=Blind%20Guardian) (Good if you're afraid of clowns) and this (http://www.liquidgeneration.com/content/a55hat.aspx?cid=235) (Sound is fucked up so you have to turn it up a bit to hear it properly)

[rbranson]

Because idiots keep insisting on trying to revive this stupid thread? :confused:



The kind of posting immunity you can get from having your tongue stuck in Pirate's ass. FOAD.

[johny_roberts]

Because idiots keep insisting on trying to revive this stupid thread? :confused:

Plus you all bite so well.


:(

I thought you loved me mang and not in that :anal: :fag: way

[oggy]

gee i thought that each time 3rd posts, the threads usually die, but fuck me over if i`m wrong, he has bought life to this thread...wooohooo...

i like this corner...so fuck off before you ruin it!

[munganah]

*****

[rbranson]

Yeah, this thread is getting interesting. Although, I'm not too sure where it's going.

Meh, who cares.

[oggy]

gee it`s peaceful in this corner...:whistle:

[ezer]

hey im here! it took me a while, so whos up for a drink?

[oggy]

just what i need...pour me a scotch and coke thanks...

[ezer]

on the rocks or on blueboys balls?

[oggy]

on the rocks or on blueboys balls?

ummm...pass on blue`s nuts thanks!

[Elf]

hey im here! it took me a while, so whos up for a drink?

If you are really not safe for work then I lurve you mang.

[Elf]

Shit I havn't been here in ages, ummmm to contribute i give you this (http://www.youtube.com/w/Blind-Guardian---Mr.-Sandman?v=Ayyc6ANLqr0&search=Blind%20Guardian) (Good if you're afraid of clowns) and this (http://www.liquidgeneration.com/content/a55hat.aspx?cid=235) (Sound is fucked up so you have to turn it up a bit to hear it properly)

I love the Mr Sandman - It's the clown from IT - YAY. Scariest clown in the world.

[Siamhie]

i like cheeseburgers for breakfast

[oggy]

i like cheeseburgers for breakfast

with french fries in them too....

[hazza]

hey guys, i just found out my own e-clique has been dissing me behind my own back ;_; can you help me out with some 'mass changing of numbers'

[Jimma]

Shutup hazza we have eyes everywhere, even here on the internet! Your numbers will pay for this!

[hazza]

oh shit mang sambellina cheated on snowball. i never knew

[Thyrd]

Better stop posting in this thread guys, I'm told you need an invite. This is a very exclusive thread and the bouncers will take away your internet reputation in an organised fashion.

[Arcane1]

Did you get one 1/3 ? I don't see any bouncers hauling your ignorant avatar out of here, though it would be justified on the grounds of stupidity alone. I see some of your internet ass lickers followed you here too, just like a misguided train.

[jak]

I'm here for my annual checkup. Will I have to wait long?

[ewe2]

ooohhh *spies*

[Jimma]

Trains these days rarely go the wrong way Arcane1, due to very complex but effective time tabling systems and highly qualified drivers.

[Arcane1]

Trains these days rarely go the wrong way Arcane1, due to very complex but effective time tabling systems and highly qualified drivers.
Ok, I will cede that point. However, whenever a group of people have their heads up eachother's assed, even the best navigation aids won't keep them on track. Often the preoccupation with licking the asshole (of the asshole) in front of you results in a derail.

[johny_roberts]

Trains these days rarely go the wrong way Arcane1, due to very complex but effective time tabling systems and highly qualified drivers.

What if the dude in charge of the train was drunk or on smack or fucking Thryds sister or brother....

what then????

think of the humanity???

[oggy]

Did you get one 1/3 ? I don't see any bouncers hauling your ignorant avatar out of here, though it would be justified on the grounds of stupidity alone. I see some of your internet ass lickers followed you here too, just like a misguided train.

:order: :duel: :secret: :gun: :eclique: :bananasex :anal: :grouphug: :whistle: :mdr:

Words are simply not required...

[rbranson]

Another bad day at the orifice, all wrapped up in this one thread.

[hazza]

arcane1 i got told this was the 2nd gayest thread on zgeek. im pretty sure i got the right directions mang.



oh and thryd has made another appearence. this is getting spooky.

[Dundasbro]

:ride: Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care! :ride:
I mean, carry on...

[Hired Goon]

Better stop posting in this thread guys, I'm told you need an invite. This is a very exclusive thread and the bouncers will take away your internet reputation in an organised fashion.

Dude, get a fucking clue. Let's recap earlier...

Because idiots keep insisting on trying to revive this stupid thread?

Plus you all bite so well.

What do antagonistic posts like that bring to the forum? Nothing is what. This whole fucking situation with TS, The Cunt, irc crew etc is about posts like this. This is Arcane1's thread, and whether you like the people in here or not it's his right to hang out here.

Go create your own "I <3 the internets mang" threads, but at least have the respect not to thread on people's fucking toes when you have nothing to contribute.

[oggy]

man, what the fuck happened to this quiet corner here...oh, i know, fuckin`:eclique: ...fuck off back to ya` chat room!

[Seeker]

Theres this shop....well there was this shop I'm not sure if it's still there or not, but when I was a kid they had the best fries......damn they were good...such a complex variation of spices that would explode in your mouth.

Sydney Fried Chicken I believe it was called, man...some things you can never replace....

[Arcane1]

Cheese is good. Melted, flamed with alcohol, over some foods.

Heineken is good. I have recently discovered Grolsch though. It was very good.

Sex is good. Well sex is really good with the right person, sucks with the wrong person, is so-so with the others.

Stupid people are bad. Far as I know, there is nowhere on the planet that you are legally allowed to kill/euthanize someone based on IQ/Mentality/Attitude.

[SOC]

Heineken > Grolsch, IMHO

[rbranson]

Better stop posting in this thread guys, I'm told you need an invite. This is a very exclusive thread and the bouncers will take away your internet reputation in an organised fashion.

Thyrd -- I'm now on your side.

The author of this thread has sent me the following message:

Actually, enough niceties... Fuck off. And should that bus get close to the curb, please step in front of it.

Arcane -- same to you and your misplaced friendships. :bs:

[Arcane1]

It is good to see that you have gone out of your way to prove the rest of what I said in that truncated quote.

It is also good to see that you may have actually gotten the full meaning of a communication directed to you.

:goodluck:

[johny_roberts]

....slowly steps away from the thread and resumes normal operating procedure

[dozer]

arselicking turned to backstabbing, oh irony.

[Arcane1]

Pretty funny isn't it? Not unexpected either, but that is ok.

And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming of levity, fun and excitement.

[rbranson]

It is good to see that you have gone out of your way to prove the rest of what I said in that truncated quote.

It is also good to see that you may have actually gotten the full meaning of a communication directed to you.

:goodluck:

Written and paid for by your childlike friend. Talk about predictable.

What else are you going to say? When you're in bed with someone, attempts at being rational are not an option.

You could have just left it at that-- but no, you had to throw an extra parting shot and that said all that we needed to know about you.

You are fake. This thread is fake. And the company you keep fits you just fine.

Wait a minute ... who cares. I don't even know who the fuck you are. :lol:

[SOC]

Take it outside, guys. Don't make me start editing posts.

[oggy]

hows the serenity....?

[McZ]

Did anyone see the movie Serenity?

[oggy]

Did anyone see the movie Serenity?

no, but i was quoting from the classic aussie movie The Castle...Hows the serenity?

oh yeh, tell him he`s dreaming....dickhead....:lol:

[oggy]

oh oh, heres a classic line....suffer in ya` jocks...ya` dickhead!

[~vjay~]

I don't watch movies.

The internet steals all my free time :D

[rbranson]

Take it outside, guys. Don't make me start editing posts.

Well, if you're going to intervene, how come my good friend Thyrd has total immunity? Thyrd has written far worse than I have, without even being provoked.

I never saw you editing Thyrd's posts.

Too close to Pirate, for your liking? Kinda figured. We all know Pirate's friends don't get edited by you or anyone else.

That's how it works here -- you can always get someone to wash dirty laundry for you after you've extended a few favors. Mod or not, that's the name of the game. Enjoy your little power trip. :lickmyass

[Blink]

Well I might start posting in this thread again. The fact that some people have described it as a "train wreck" means it must be ok :)

Arcane1 - Good on you for sticking to your guns and not letting them get you down.

[Holster]

If it's such a problem SOC I suggest splitting it into B&R, not deleting posts.

[Seeker]

I like chicken!

[rbranson]

If it's such a problem SOC I suggest splitting it into B&R, not deleting posts.

The problem was due to a Vorkt.com induced virus caused by a parasitic, condescending prima donna and his K-9 protector.

I have turned the page. The raging, errant dog will soon go back to chasing cars, which as we all know, he is very fond of, whether in this or any other thread.

[SOC]

Well, if you're going to intervene, how come my good friend Thyrd has total immunity? Thyrd has written far worse than I have, without even being provoked.

I never saw you editing Thyrd's posts.

Too close to Pirate, for your liking? Kinda figured. We all know Pirate's friends don't get edited by you or anyone else.

That's how it works here -- you can always get someone to wash dirty laundry for you after you've extended a few favors. Mod or not, that's the name of the game. Enjoy your little power trip. :lickmyass
Thyrd has nothing to do with what's going on ehre. You're bringing in stuff that's happened outside Zgeek, which violates the rules laid down by Pirate. End of story.

I'll take Holster's suggestion and split this into B&R if you keep posting this stuff.

[Arcane1]

Well I might start posting in this thread again. The fact that some people have described it as a "train wreck" means it must be ok :)

Arcane1 - Good on you for sticking to your guns and not letting them get you down.
Get me down? Hell, I find this really quite amusing. Someone says they have "turned the page" yet they have an obsessed stalker-like insistence on bringing up the same issue over and over again. Seems to me that the meds need to be upped.

And Branson, when this episode is over, and you have regained your senses and psychological balance, you can always come back. After all, all you did was bitch about ZGeek. We'll forgive you.

Until then, I'm simply going to sit back and chuckle.

[rbranson]

Thyrd has nothing to do with what's going on ehre. You're bringing in stuff that's happened outside Zgeek, which violates the rules laid down by Pirate. End of story.

I'll take Holster's suggestion and split this into B&R if you keep posting this stuff.


He responded, didn't he?

Plus, aren't you being a little drastic? Are you sure that your friendship with the guy is not getting in the way?

I don't care how you split it. I'm not going to lose any sleep over it. Suit yourself.

[SOC]

Reread my post. Then read it again. Then read it a third time, and a fourth, and a fifth, until it sinks in. Then go to the FAQ about this site that Pirate posted eons ago, and read that, and try to understand the rules here.

[Arcane1]

Oh crap, I forgot:

Chicken I can do without. I like prime rib.

[SOC]

Actually, as I learned in November, ribs is good!

[rbranson]

Reread my post. Then read it again. Then read it a third time, and a fourth, and a fifth, until it sinks in. Then go to the FAQ about this site that Pirate posted eons ago, and read that, and try to understand the rules here.

Selectively enforcing rules involving conflicts where one of the participants is your very close friend, is what this is about.

Reread the previous sentence and try to undertand it. Then read it again. Then read it a third time, and a fourth, and a fifth, until it sinks in.

For every rule you cite, there are several that are not being applied.

Thyrd continues to enjoy unfettered immunity and yet he operates under the same goddamn rules you pretend are now infallible and all encompassing. Quit hiding behind rules, when all you are doing is your K-9 friend's dirty work. :lickmyass

[SOC]

Ribs are particularly good with barbecue sauce.

[Serpent_Girl]

That tomato sauce that was green was just WRONG.

Drama gets a little tiring after a while. Oh sorry I mean :drama:, the : indicating the internet component. A bit sad really.

This corner needs a new carpet! ...yes.

[~vjay~]

That green tomato sauce was toxic looking, it scared me.

[oggy]

Ribs are particularly good with barbecue sauce.

mmmmmm......ribs......mmmmmmm......BBQ Sauce....

:confused:

[~vjay~]

Evil sauce

[McZ]

My mum bought about 50 lbs of bbq ribs and gave them to us for Christmas. I am so sick of ribs. Now prime rib is other story. Last time I had prime rib, was on a cruise. Went back for seconds. Hmm.

Only green sauce I know about is a mexican cilantro. Excellent stuff.

[~vjay~]

The evil green sauce is tomato sauce/ketchup dyed green.

It makes me want to vomit when I look at it.

[L]

The evil green sauce is tomato sauce/ketchup dyed green.

It makes me want to vomit when I look at it.

It just made me think someone had already vomited on my meal before I got to it. We still have a half a bottle in the cupboard if anyone is keen :D

*waves to Arcane1* Pleased to make your acquaintance. I really like what you've done with your place here... especially the floors. Is that parquetry? Please promise me you won't put carpet over it!

[hazza]

lol 'pirate and soc are friends'

[~vjay~]

lol 'pirate and soc are friends'

Controversy!!!

[Arcane1]

I
*waves to Arcane1* Pleased to make your acquaintance. I really like what you've done with your place here... especially the floors. Is that parquetry? Please promise me you won't put carpet over it!
Welcome! No, no carpet going in here. It's too hard to get the blood out of after people impale themselves on their own swords.

[rbranson]

you can always come back.

:lol:

[Dundasbro]

Wow... How nice it would be to know what was going on here... :P
Oh well, guess I don't come to this thread too often then...

[oggy]

nothing to see here...move along...

[hazza]

mang i love hanging out here at vgeek


i mean Zgeek.

woops

[Thyrd]

lolwat? I'm immune to rules? Ha!

[oggy]

lolwat? I'm immune to rules? Ha!

Most of the IRC crew think that...

[Thyrd]

What?? Atleast try to make some sense when you post, man.

[ezer]

seriously, if the only point of your existance is to try and bag out others, my recomendation is, thyrd, end your pitiful existance

[ms edeity]

Wat up Turd!!

[Thyrd]

Oh ezer. Now that you don't like me, my life is meaningless. Where's my emo razorblade? :cry:

[Seeker]

:Shits on the carpet then drags bottom across the room:

Sorry people....Klingons on the poop deck...

[johny_roberts]

Happy Friday all and for all you foreigners happy Saturday. May the weekend be filled with beer, BBQ and lose women................

[oggy]

Happy Friday all and for all you foreigners happy Saturday. May the weekend be filled with beer, BBQ and lose women................

fuck off...i`m at work, 3 hours to go...mmmm beer!

:whistle:

[Seeker]

Shut the fuck up you little shit or I swear to GOD!!!!!!!!

[johny_roberts]

Shut the fuck up you little shit or I swear to GOD!!!!!!!!


or what pray tell what fuck him in the ass :fag: :balls:

[Seeker]

You would like that wouldn't you dinner masher...

[Arcane1]

You would like that wouldn't you dinner masher...
Now boys... it would be much more fun to just take turns doing him...

[johny_roberts]

that term dinner masher made me pee a little when I laughed :o

[oggy]

Shut the fuck up you little shit or I swear to GOD!!!!!!!!
you wouldn`t be the 1st to swear at Pirate...
Now boys... it would be much more fun to just take turns doing him...
i dont recall approving me being done...in turns anyways!
that term dinner masher made me pee a little when I laughed :o
you`ll be ok, got ya panty liners on today...

:whistle:

morning arcane...white with 2 thanks...

[Arcane1]

morning arcane...white with 2 thanks...
2? What is it with 2's? Nah, I tend to stay single minded.

[Siamhie]

that term dinner masher made me pee a little when I laughed :o
sounds like a bladder issue.....better go see the doc and while your there, ask him about the little red sopts you keep talking about

[oggy]

2? What is it with 2's? Nah, I tend to stay single minded.

sugar, gimme sugar, i need sugar...

[~vjay~]

*pours half a packet in,

Is that enough for you?

[Dundasbro]

This thread is so plain now, what happened to the fun?

[Arcane1]

sugar, gimme sugar, i need sugar...
Eh? that made no sense Oggy.... Oi!

[Thyrd]

Vorkt blows. Fuck off you spamming cunt.

[badpauly]

Vorkt Is Here!!

http://www.#####.com - JOIN TODAY SPECIAL! Everyone gets moderator access!
Can you say SPAMMING CUNT!

[Pirate]

Seriously, I don't give a poo about people making their own zgeek. But if there's going to be spamming. There's going to be war.

[johny_roberts]

Vorkt blows. Fuck off you spamming cunt.

do you fuck with people just to fuck with people or do you fuck with people because your bobble doll brother failed to suck your cock. I swear this is just infantile at first I laughed but christ this is just crazy its like war of the web pages and shit who gives a fuck.


Get a girl grow some hair and mang get a life.

[Pirate]

ok maybe not war. But seriously guys. You know what I think about spamming.

[johny_roberts]

Seriously, I don't give a poo about people making their own zgeek. But if there's going to be spamming. There's going to be war.


mang I wonder who is spamming ya fucking KIWI

[Pirate]

say what now?

[Thyrd]

He's having a tanty because he's not allowed to advertise his site. :cry:

[~vjay~]

He's having a tanty because he's not allowed to advertise his site. :cry:

How come I have this theory it was you who set that account up?



*kisses*

me.

[johny_roberts]

He's having a tanty because he's not allowed to advertise his site. :cry:

well Pirate I think this is the cunt to blame or his half brother the whore who he fucks on weekends (well visits only cause the boy is a bottom and likes it in the ass needs some time off)

[Dundasbro]

Nice to know this site was created last year but no-one invited me. Not that I just found out about it mind you... But either way you can all get fucked:chair: :goodluck: :lol:

p.s - Except maybe elf

[johny_roberts]

Nice to know this site was created last year but no-one invited me. Not that I just found out about it mind you... But either way you can all get fucked:chair: :goodluck: :lol:

p.s - Except maybe elf

WTF if we have more chaos from you fucking Kiwis its going to be pathetic you dumb fucking cunts.......

[~vjay~]

Nice to know this site was created last year but no-one invited me. Not that I just found out about it mind you... But either way you can all get fucked:chair: :goodluck: :lol:

p.s - Except maybe elf


I can get fucked he said.

WOOT!!

I'm gonna get lucky tonight. :whistle:

[Siamhie]

I can get fucked he said.

WOOT!!

I'm gonna get lucky tonight. :whistle:
:clap:

[johny_roberts]

say what now?

dirty Kiwi

[Dundasbro]

WTF if we have more chaos from you fucking Kiwis its going to be pathetic you dumb fucking cunts.......
i'm a kiwi now? Johny needs to lay off the alchohol methinks...

[Dundasbro]

WTF if we have more chaos from you fucking Kiwis its going to be pathetic you dumb fucking cunts.......
i'm a kiwi now? Johny needs to lay off the alchohol methinks...

[oggy]

oh look, i`m at work again...

[Siamhie]

oh look, i`m at work again...
prove it, cause i can't see you working

[oggy]

prove it, cause i can't see you working

now were you saying, you cant see[B]me working or you cant see me [B]working?
that was hours ago anyhows, now i`m home!
i just ate half a jar of pickled onions at 4:20am...me thinks there will be some serious farting in bed tonights

[Seeker]

http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/8766/beethoven0zk9ds8ug1hh2jd3gg1if.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[oggy]

Eh? that made no sense Oggy.... Oi!

aparently nothing i say makes sense but this explanation may help...i needed more sugar in my cofe as it was not sweet enuff...does that make sense?

i wish i hadnt eaten those pickled onions...!

[Arcane1]

I seem to recall a number of users with their own site URLs in their visible comments. If having one in mine is so offensive, then the skin here must be pretty damn thin.

Of course it has already been proven that the mentality is pretty damn juvenile by a few, but hey, that was expected.

It's a big internet guys, deal with it. And really, it's just the internet, which if you have a life shouldn't be so damn important to you.

[Siamhie]

now were you saying, you cant see[B]me working or you cant see me [B]working?
that was hours ago anyhows, now i`m home!
i just ate half a jar of pickled onions at 4:20am...me thinks there will be some serious farting in bed tonights
if your posting on zgeek, then your not working....right?

[Seeker]

I love you Dundasbro......I just wanted you to know.

[Dundasbro]

I love you Dundasbro......I just wanted you to know.
;)

[johny_roberts]

I love you Dundasbro......I just wanted you to know.

fucking KIWI lover :balls: :lol:

[Elf]

Woohoo

[oggy]

hi mum i`m home...

[Seeker]

Fuck off Johny go and watch your Gay NFL......

[~vjay~]

He said GAY.

oooooooh *giggles*

[Elf]

Watcha doin Oggy - Yer mum just asked me to ask you if you are having a good time :D

[oggy]

evening all...passing thru...

Hi mum, i`m being good and behaving myself...did you know they have internet access in jail?

[johny_roberts]

evening all...passing thru...

Hi mum, i`m being good and behaving myself...did you know they have internet access in jail?

no way did you get your ass thrown in jail cause thats funny as fuck :mdr:

[oggy]

truth be known...i`m on a cruise ship using the captains PC on the bridge...what`s this button do?

[oggy]

and here i am now at the Irish Underground Airport in the control tower...!

[Arcane1]

Christians Riot (http://www.vorkt.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2200)

:chair: :gun: :flame:

[Blink]

truth be known...i`m on a cruise ship using the captains PC on the bridge...what`s this button do?

Did the Captain ask you to blow his horn? ;)

[~vjay~]

His lack of a reply suggests yes, yes he did blow the captains horn

[Seeker]

Meh.....Oggy is just a cunt.

Underground airport control tower? WTF you on?

Get back under the stairs bitch.

[oggy]

Meh.....Oggy is just a cunt.


Please will you get it right...SPAS-CUNT

OI! OI! OI!

Thank You very much!

[Seeker]

You aint good enough to be anything other than just a Cunt....now shut up.

[oggy]

this kinda` behavya is unasseptable, you must go sit in the norty corner!

[Siamhie]

i like pizza

[~vjay~]

So do I.

[SOC]

I don't ... or do I???

[Mr Bigglesworth]

This thread held such promise.

Where are the Heinekens again?

[Seeker]

Yeah but "such promise" is heavy, you really can't hold it for very long.

[~vjay~]

I came here for the entertainment, now where the fuck is it?

[Elf]

In my bedroom

[~vjay~]

In my bedroom

Ssssssshhhhh, don't tell the guys that, it'll make them all excited.

[L]

Ssssssshhhhh, don't tell the guys that, it'll make them all excited.

Don't tell us? We are all watching already :D

[ewe2]

Pass the popcorn, dude.

[ezer]

buttered or salted?