Arcane1's corner of ZGeek

[SOC]

Salted. We'll need all the butter for anal lube.

[Hairyman]

And you reckon Heiniken is better than Grolsch?

[SOC]

Yep. Hey, have you never seen the film Last Tango In Paris?
Butter is better!

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Heineken is better than Corona. Popcorn needs more salt.

[Elf]

And you reckon Heiniken is better than Grolsch?

Becks > heineken & grolsch

[Elf]

Oh and just because the entertainment is in my bedroom, doesn't mean you get a free pass to watch. You have to impress me somehow first (I am difficult to impress).

[ewe2]

Oh and just because the entertainment is in my bedroom, doesn't mean you get a free pass to watch. You have to impress me somehow first (I am difficult to impress).


I demand a preview!

[Chopcsu]

Becks > heineken & grolsch
1 beer is never better than 2....unless its a light beer....is grolsch a light beer?

[Elf]

ok then

2 bottles of Becks> better than heineken and grolsch

[~vjay~]

I hate beer. :whistle:

[L]

And you reckon Heiniken is better than Grolsch?

Never!

Elf: 2 bottles of any beer > 1 bottle of any beer ... simple mathematics :D

[Siamhie]

oh my, i think i've spilt alcohol all over my body


You are an obsession
I cannot sleep
I am a possession
Unopened at your feet
There is no balance
No equality
Be still
I will not accept defeat

I will have you
Yes I will have you
I will find a way and I will have you
Like a butterfly
A wild butterfly
I will collect you and capture you

You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me
You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me

[Serpent_Girl]

I hate beer. :whistle:

Me too :p

[Chopcsu]

even free beer?

[~vjay~]

All beer is good for is killing snails.

[SOC]

Then I must have lots of dead snails in my tummy

[ezer]

sadly i hate beer, cant stand it, im a spirits kinda guy myself, and even with my little experience, i hold my end up real well

[Twitch]

sadly i hate beer, cant stand it, im a spirits kinda guy myself, and even with my little experience, i hold my end up real well
Spirits are good but beer is the nectar of the gods especially the VB http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/9/6/5/6/img_vb_thumb.jpg

[Seeker]

Killing snails?!?!?!?!

Get in the box with Oggy Vikki.

[~vjay~]

Killing snails?!?!?!?!

Get in the box with Oggy Vikki.

What am I meant to be doing in this box with Oggy?
Hey it's dark in here!

[johny_roberts]

What am I meant to be doing in this box with Oggy?
Hey it's dark in here!

Being dark is the least of your worries if you are in a box with Oggy...



PS... Beer rocks.... :ride:

[Dundasbro]

Hey guys guess who managed to win the lottery??? Twice?????

[L]

Hey guys guess who managed to win the lottery??? Twice?????

Twice? I knew you won once... How is it that you won a second time?

[johny_roberts]

Hey guys guess who managed to win the lottery??? Twice?????


......just wipe Pirates cum off your mouth mang it looks gross :mdr:

[Dundasbro]

Twice? I knew you won once... How is it that you won a second time?
Weekly and Daily lotteries :)

[Siamhie]

Hey guys guess who managed to win the lottery??? Twice?????
which lottery is that you speak of?

[oggy]

What am I meant to be doing in this box with Oggy?
Hey it's dark in here!

what`s goin` on here?

who said you could get in my box?

it is cosy tho, move over a bit would ya!

i miss the outside world...

[~vjay~]

what`s goin` on here?

who said you could get in my box?

it is cosy tho, move over a bit would ya!

i miss the outside world...

moves over.

[Seeker]

*Opens side flap of box and pisses inside*

[johny_roberts]

*Opens side flap of box and pisses inside*


dont forget the toilet paper because you are a squater:mdr:

[Seeker]

You wish you freak.

[oggy]

people pissin` on my box now...
OI fuck ya`s...get outta my fuckin` box...it aint that big and roomy to start with, take a fuckin` number and go thru the process like everyone else...oh no, who spilt the bong, now it fuckin` stinks in this box, i want out...let me out...i want out you bastardo`s...

[Seeker]

Oggy shut the fuck up and be a good gimp now you hear?

[Siamhie]

oggy doesn't realise the box has been sealed up with duct tape....the universe' glue

[Elf]

dont forget the toilet paper because you are a squater:mdr:

You spelt squatter wrong

[johny_roberts]

You spelt squatter wrong


mehhhhhhhhhhh

[Elf]

luurve you JR ;)

[johny_roberts]

luurve you JR ;)

:o :8:

[Siamhie]

Here's a tale of Tom
Who worked the railroads long
His wife would cook his meal
As he would change the wheel

Poor Tom, Seventh Son, Always knew what's goin on
Ain't a thing that you can hide from Tom
There ain't nothing that you can hide from Tom





Poor Tom.............

[Dundasbro]

which lottery is that you speak of?
zgeek lottery, you havn't noticed it?

[~vjay~]

zgeek lottery, you havn't noticed it?

The one I haven't won yet

*sulks*

[Seeker]

Stop sulking and go out and get laid.

[~vjay~]

Are you offering?

I thought you only did J_R for free.

[Seeker]

I do well and mahunamgunamahu's mum....

[oggy]

*yawn*

i have net access at home now...yeh...i`m outta` my box!

[Seeker]

We care why?

[oggy]

cause ya`s all wanna root my mum...

[Seeker]

We have and she aint that good.

[oggy]

the sky is blue...

[~vjay~]

the sky is blue...
The day is long,
your brain is small
so is your schlong :mdr:

[Twitch]

the sky is blue...
The day is long,
your brain is small
so is your schlong :mdr:
Your very cruel, funny but still cruel I suppose he does deserve it though

[L]

Did someone let the dog out?

[Twitch]

Did someone let the dog out?
Which dog? Maybe someone did who really know's until the ranger comes a calling.
Remember 'the eyes of the ranger are upon you everything you do he's gonna see'

[oggy]

the sky is blue...
The day is long,
your brain is small
so is your schlong :mdr:

get back in the box!

[L]

Which dog? Maybe someone did who really know's until the ranger comes a calling.
Remember 'the eyes of the ranger are upon you everything you do he's gonna see'

Check out Arcane1's avatar (http://forum.zgeek.com/member.php?u=8140).

[Twitch]

Check out Arcane1's avatar (http://forum.zgeek.com/member.php?u=8140).
I get it now thansk for the clarification:8:

[Elf]

Your very cruel, funny but still cruel I suppose he does deserve it though

That's why it isn't cruel, just funny. Oggy loves it. His mum told Seeker he does, then Seeker told Johny, then John told me and finally I told vjay

[Twitch]

That's why it isn't cruel, just funny. Oggy loves it. His mum told Seeker he does, then Seeker told Johny, then John told me and finally I told vjay
I always thought cruel and funny could be the same thing and thats quite a trail of info

[Elf]

Yep - I made it all up because I was bored

[Twitch]

Kinda Scary what boredom can lead to I made TRWUZ because I was bored

[oggy]

That's why it isn't cruel, just funny. Oggy loves it. His mum told Seeker he does, then Seeker told Johny, then John told me and finally I told vjay

i lovs ya`s all`s...*burp*

[Elf]

Get back in the box with vjay - she's waiting for you with a very large stick.

[oggy]

Get back in the box with vjay - she's waiting for you with a very large stick.

mmmmmmm....beatings with a BIG stick...

heres to the west end brewery...chairs and tables

[Seeker]

Kinda Scary what boredom can lead to I made TRWUZ because I was bored

Boredem led to Oggy's dad paying for a whore and not use a condom.

[johny_roberts]

mmmmmmm....beatings with a BIG stick...

heres to the west end brewery...chairs and tables


wipes away a tear "the good old days oggy the good old days"


Note: I wish we had bars where there were brawls cause it would be cool 'n shit unless there were guns 'n that would suck or knives cause I dont like to bleed my own blood...

[oggy]

speaking of blood...karma got me today, only 15 minutes ago, while emptying the lawn mower clippings over the fence into the vacant block next door, i lost my balance and sliced open the back of my hand...i dont like blood, or pain, or oh i feel all dizzy and...

[johny_roberts]

dammmm hope you never got your redwings then.........

[Seeker]

Suck shit Oggy you garbage dumping cunt.

[oggy]

wtf?

i know if i bleed for a week i will die...how do women do it?

[Elf]

we are harder than you sorry attempts for human beings :)

[oggy]

the sky is blue today, that is a good thing...my beer is cold...that is a better thing, it is nearly 9am...*burp*

[oggy]

Suck shit Oggy you garbage dumping cunt.

somehow i missed this post till now...i dont know how many times you have to be told, like a little school boy thats just been ass raped by JR...its Spas_Cunt you fuckin retard...

i will not take simple "cunt" when refering to myself as acceptable, this is unasseptable behaveya, you will have to go to the norty room!

:whistle:

[Elf]

Sex is good, unless you're not the one getting any.

[Seeker]

Shut up Oggy I shall call you what I so please you stupid little shit...

[~vjay~]

Seeker <3's Oggy.

[johny_roberts]

Oggy did your parents have any kids that actually lived........

[Elf]

JR <3's Oggy too

[~vjay~]

JR gives Oggy sex every day and chants "Oggy Oggy Oggy oi oi oi"

[Elf]

JOHNY THE ROBERTS IS A WHORE


Sorry vjay, I can't keep a secret to save my life

[STallingU]

I left the front door unlocked. Please feel free to enter at your will. Bring beer and bewbs.

[oggy]

how`s the serenity?

i wipe my own ass...

oh what can it mean, to be a, daydream believer and a home coming queen...

i am not geeky enuff to understand this...
Seeker <3's Oggy.
JR <3's Oggy too.
is this a good thing?
Houston, we have a problem...
where`s my fuckin` beer?
i dont care it`s 3:30am...i`m awake...i`ll get it...no dont get up or nuffin, stay in bed, sorry i woke you, thought you might like to get me a fuckin` beer!
going to get beer now...

[Elf]

Thank you for the beer Oggy :D

[oggy]

Thank you for the beer Oggy :D

youre welcome...and i just discovered my beer glasses in the freezer...my woman is good to me, even while she sleeps!

[Elf]

Am I the only one here without A Winnar Is You?

[oggy]

Am I the only one here without A Winnar Is You?

sorry to say but for every winnar there is a looser...:fineprint

[oggy]

to this corner i have to say...goodnight, and that is all...
also...
mum, all is well and i hope JR is treating you right!

[Seeker]

Oggy trying to buy peoples friendship with beer...you sad little shit......

[Seeker]

Thanks anyway shithead.....and Elf, I don't seem to have one either.

[Elf]

It worked with me

[Seeker]

Yeah me too....beer the way to a mans heart....

[johny_roberts]

Yeah me too....cock the way to a mans heart....
:fag:

thanks oggy you spatstic cunt

[~vjay~]

We all have beers, lets have a PARTY!!

[oggy]

We all have beers, lets have a PARTY!!

i had a little party in my head last night...this i know as there is empty beer cans all over my desk...not to mention the mess of spilt beer too!

[oggy]

woohoo...i`m home!

[johny_roberts]

JOHNY THE ROBERTS IS A WHORE


Sorry vjay, I can't keep a secret to save my life

someone call:8:

[Seeker]

I have a cookie now wtf?

[johny_roberts]

I have a cookie now wtf?

he lieks you

[Seeker]

Someone likes you more...you suck alot of Cock to be teh winnar?

[oggy]

beer and cookies...it`s party time!

[munganah]

beer and cookies...it`s party time!


what sort of cookies have we got there?:whistle:

[Elf]

The sort of cookies that I don't have

[oggy]

what sort of cookies have we got there?:whistle:


you da` baker boy!

[oggy]

may there never be any tears or crying in this thread so it may go on...

what are you doin in my swamp?

[Twitch]

what are you doin in my swamp?
Appeciating the Beer and Cookies

[oggy]

tasty

[Arcane1]

And they said the corner wouldn't last... Tossers. :ride:

[StygiaN]

Gosh this area is homo, yup, 100% homo.

Nerd

[Serpent_Girl]

Where's my cookies? Eh, eh?

This corner is soon to have a spilt glass of beer on the floor if we aren't careful.

[oggy]

And they said the corner wouldn't last... Tossers. :ride:

the serenity...hows the serenity....

[Seeker]

Serenity is dead.....move along.

[johny_roberts]

Serenity is dead.....move along.

shut it :chair:

[oggy]

Serenity is dead.....move along.

yeh yeh yeh...move along, nothing to see here :whistle:

and dont fuckin` rush me alright...these things take time, just walked in the door and you tell me to move along...i will have a bong and a few beers and relax thank you very fuckin` much...biatch!:goodluck:

[Tyrany]

i will have a bong and a few beers and relax thank you very fuckin` much...biatch!:goodluck:

Alcohol and drugs are for people who can't handle red food colouring.

Grow up, son! Be a man. Stand proud and shout "Where the fuck is my red creaming soda?"

http://www.homeshop.com.au/images/p/92/00140092.jpg

Have one on me!

[~vjay~]

Gosh this area is homo, yup, 100% homo.

Nerd

Well it is now:8:





:whistle:

[Phife]

Well it is now:8:






:whistle:

No....NOW it is!

[~vjay~]

No....NOW it is!

You aren't gay enough, you forgot to buy a pink username.

[Phife]

Yeah I went with a fun, manly colo(u)r instead!

[Elf]

I like the u in brackets specially for us poms

[~vjay~]

I like the u in brackets specially for us poms

AUssies spell that way as well you know:8:

[Elf]

It is GoatBoys birthday today

[Elf]

AUssies spell that way as well you know:8:

that's because you are more sensible than the americans

[oggy]

Oi! Oi! Oi!

[Seeker]

Looks like someone stole my cookies and beer.

Oh hey JR!

Go fuck yourself you turd.

[fenderbasher]

that's because you are more sensible than the americans
Maybe we're just more efficient, dropping the unnecessary letters! :8:

[~vjay~]

Maybe we're just more efficient, dropping the unnecessary letters! :8:

or just plain lazy :nod:

[johny_roberts]

Looks like someone stole my cookies and beer.

Oh hey JR!

Go fuck yourself you turd.

No one wants your shitty cookies and beer no one likes you and you smell funny so no one can even get close enough even if they fucking wanted 2 so fuck off ya cunt...:8:

[fenderbasher]

or just plain lazy :nod:
Nouw, nouw, the two terms are mutually exclusive. Houw am I supposed tou grouw my beergut if I type all ouf thouse extrau letters?

Damn foreigners, can't even speak the king's english properly. ;)

[Seeker]

You're in America son, speak English.

[Elf]

I wanted to buy everyone lollipops but the gifts are now massivley expensive so I couldn't *sulks*

[Siamhie]

duh, which way did he go?

[Seeker]

Shut up Siamhie.....

[~vjay~]

If everyone shut up it'd be nice and quiet around here.

[oggy]

I wanted to buy everyone lollipops but the gifts are now massivley expensive so I couldn't *sulks*














<--------look over there...i got 1...:D

[Twitch]

I wanted to buy everyone lollipops but the gifts are now massivley expensive so I couldn't *sulks*
<--------look over there...i got 1...:D
So did I :D
Enoying the stoner ribbon? :8:

[oggy]

at this point in time...how`s the serenity?

[Twitch]

at this point in time...how`s the serenity?
I can feel the serenity, so much serenity, yep so much serenity.

[Elf]

I just can't stop thinking about shoes. There should be a gift of shoes in the store.

[Siamhie]

I wanted to buy everyone lollipops but the gifts are now massivley expensive so I couldn't *sulks*
i want a lollipop


Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistle]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistle]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistle]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistle]

Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistle]

Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
X8

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life (http://www.flurl.com/item/Always_Look_On_The_Bright_Side_Of_Life_u_94293/)

[Elf]

Your wish is my command Siamhie, and since you paid for it, how could I say no :greenwink

[oggy]

I just can't stop thinking about shoes. There should be a gift of shoes in the store.

what is it with women and fuckin` shoes?
my 8 yr old daughter has the biggest shoe collection, has always loved shoes!

[Arcane1]

what is it with women and fuckin` shoes?
my 8 yr old daughter has the biggest shoe collection, has always loved shoes!
Accept it, and use it to your advantage.

[Elf]

what is it with women and fuckin` shoes?
my 8 yr old daughter has the biggest shoe collection, has always loved shoes!

You don't like your woman to wear good shoes? Or sexy shoes? Shoes are hot. Buying us hot shoes will bring you good rewards. My man is going to buy me the hottest pair of boots ever and mmmm........

[oggy]

my daughter has like 6 pairs of bootie things...shoes hide the good things...toes!

[~vjay~]

I don't understand the shoe fetish thing and I'm a woman, *shrugs*

[johny_roberts]

I don't understand the shoe fetish thing and I'm a woman, *shrugs*

So what fetishes do you understand :bikini:

:Stripteas :D :Stripteas

[oggy]

hows the serenity?

*yawn*

[~vjay~]

Peaceful thanks.

[Siamhie]

hows the serenity?

*yawn*
just jim-dandy, thanks for asking (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare.php)

[oggy]

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

wah wah wah...has it been 24 hours yet?

[label]

This place sure is quiet, what happenend?

[Tyrany]

This place sure is quiet, what happenend?

Let me explain...

No, there is too much. Let me sum up.

Someone mentioned shoes. Elf went into throes of rapture. Every man (and most of the women) in the thread then had to excuse themselves for some "private time".

Now we are all exhausted and those who smoke are still doing so.

[~vjay~]

Talk of shoes bored everyone away from this thread :D

[Tyrany]

Talk of shoes bored everyone away from this thread :D
Elf in throes of rapture brought them back...:D

[~vjay~]

Elf in throes of rapture brought them back...:D
:Stripteas

[Tyrany]

:Stripteas

WOO HOO!!!! YEAH!! YEAH BABY!!! TAKE IT OFF!!!

I need a life.

[oggy]

evening all, just passing thru, saw ya light on, i dont eat much...

[johny_roberts]

evening all, just passing thru, saw ya light on, i dont eat much...

pass the bong and I'll pass the beer.... :weed:

[Elf]

Where's that beer??

[SOC]

It's sitting in the barrel of the pub next door to my place. You'll get it in a couple of weeks...:D

[oggy]

pass the bong and I'll pass the beer.... :weed:
i consumed excessive quantities of beer last night, hence the hangover i have today...fuckin` beer!
mmm, this bong is good!

[~vjay~]

Fuckin' hippies.

[Tyrany]

Fuckin' hippies.

Yeah. Nuke 'em 'til they glow, I say!

[~vjay~]

http://www.southparkquotes.com/themes/hippies-quotes.html

[Tyrany]

http://www.southparkquotes.com/themes/hippies-quotes.html
A smilie paints a thousand words...

:lesbians:

Oops.. he he... wrong one...

:mdr:

[Arcane1]

What? What happened? I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

[oggy]

What? What happened? I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

you must have, this corner is located just down the road from Alberturkey!

[johny_roberts]

you must have, this corner is located just down the road from Alberturkey!

How about you STFU ...............


http://img28.imagevenue.com/loc197/th_32669_n00b.JPG (http://img28.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc197&image=32669_n00b.JPG)

[Seeker]

I wonder if anyone other than Oggy's mum thinks he's funny?

[johny_roberts]

his brother probably does but he is queer as queer can be :fag:

[Seeker]

This is true...he keeps sending me rep begging to hook up....

[johny_roberts]

I think he is the one who gave my computer a virus that dirty cunt.........

[oggy]

How about you STFU ...............


http://img28.imagevenue.com/loc197/th_32669_n00b.JPG (http://img28.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc197&image=32669_n00b.JPG)

:shrug:

[Elf]

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[oggy]

*yawn* work post
well...i arrived here 3 hours ago, at 11pm, finished night audit by 11:45pm, had a cofe, and a bong in the carpark, diverted the phones to my mobile and went for a cruise...<---NOT in a ship!
found my self 15 minutes down the road at munganah`s bakery, mmm, i`ll have one of those, and one of those, and one of those...
so, here i am, back at work, with 5 hours before i see another sole!
my options are
: sit here in the office and surf around...<---NOT on a surfboard!
: wander upstairs to housekeeping apartment and 'flick, click, kick'
flick off my shoes
click on the foxtel
kick back on the couch
: go for a walk to a 5am bar and drink!
decisions, decisions, decisions...oh the pressure!
executive decision has been made...i will go have a smoko and think about it!

[oggy]

that was a 30 minute smoko...

[Seeker]

Jesus....who gives a shit mang.

[johny_roberts]

more talk about the bakery and seeeker sucks green donkey dicks and likes it

[Seeker]

I see your electroshock therapy didn't go very well yesterday JR.

[oggy]

ESPN comes thru with the goods!

morning :fag: 's

[Seeker]

Fuck off Oggy.

[johny_roberts]

ESPN comes thru with the goods!

morning :fag: 's

:anal: lover (your poor brother probabably hasn't shiped right for weeks)

[oggy]

wheres the fuckin serenity that is usually in this corner?

i`m gonna find some serenity in a bong...so fuck off, bitch`s...mumble, mumble, fuckin 2 1/2 hours, grumble, mumble... to go...

[Seeker]

Didn't you get the memo?

This is the internets no one is happy.

[oggy]

:weed: :weed: :weed: :clown:

i found serenity, also went for a drive to the other apartments cause i forgot to do that 3 hours ago when i had nothing to do, except go to the other apartments, which i have just done so now...
i did a wheelie...:shrug:

[johny_roberts]

wheres the fuckin serenity that is usually in this corner?

i`m gonna find some serenity in a bong...so fuck off, bitch`s...mumble, mumble, fuckin 2 1/2 hours, grumble, mumble... to go...

fuck you and your serenity you fucking cunt

[johny_roberts]

Hey Oggy

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/7/6/4/1/smurpapa.gif

[munganah]

(your poor brother probabably hasn't shiped right for weeks)



What the fuck are you garbling on about JR?

[oggy]

Hey Oggy

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/7/6/4/1/smurpapa.gif

johny`s dad!

fuckin` smurfs, little blue people things, yeh right, as if they really existed...did they?:shrug:

j_r`s on something good tonight

[Seeker]

It's day here fuck stick.

[oggy]

It's day here fuck stick.

meh, minor details...its also 'mom' there too isnt it?

fuckin' rednecks...:D

[johny_roberts]

I'm at work but tonight I am getting.............

Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned
Stoned

[Seeker]

Not if you aint no Amerricun.

Then it's mum.....and I fuck yours nightly.

[oggy]

*yawn*
back to ESPN and a powernap...

drowsy drivers die
take a powernap

like powerade, sort of, well nothing like powerade really...

and leave my mum outta this you sick fuckhole!

seeker oggy
:boxing:

[Seeker]

No one can leave your mum out of anything she is so fucking huge.

[johny_roberts]

....and good in bed.......

[Seeker]

Werd.

[johny_roberts]

Yo Oggy

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/8/knowsyousuck.jpg

[Tyrany]

Yo Oggy

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/8/knowsyousuck.jpg

...And how!

All those bongs have to be practice for something.

:bj:

[oggy]

Yo Oggy

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/8/knowsyousuck.jpg

Johny_Roberts` family are slowly appearing thru out the geek!

J_R Oggy
:boxing:

[johny_roberts]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/2/0/9/0/oggy.JPG

[Seeker]

My four year old can write better than you Roberts.

[johny_roberts]

My four year old can write better than you Roberts.

fuck off

[Seeker]

He can cuss me out better too.

[johny_roberts]

He can cuss me out better too.

fuck I'd rather hang out with him then your sorry cunt ass then...

[Seeker]

Yeah right....you'll change your mind when you send him out to get the beers in.

[johny_roberts]

I'll flip him 2 oreo cookies and a glass of milk

[Seeker]

You know....he just might pass for 21......he has more facial hair than you do.

[johny_roberts]

You know....he just might pass for 21......he has more facial hair than you do.

and probably can get more pussy than you.......

[Seeker]

A corpse gets more pussy than me right now.

[johny_roberts]

and I bet the corpse is probably better in bed....

[Seeker]

They're up for more freaky shit than the living.

[johny_roberts]

ya dont complain much either

[Siamhie]

I'll flip him 2 oreo cookies and a glass of milk
i'll double that wager with a bag of gummy bears :D

[oggy]

johny_roberts ya dont complain much either
1 Day Ago 09:42 AM
Seeker They're up for more freaky shit than the living.
1 Day Ago 09:40 AM
johny_roberts and I bet the corpse is probably better in bed....
1 Day Ago 09:34 AM
Seeker A corpse gets more pussy than me right now.
1 Day Ago 09:30 AM
johny_roberts Quote:
Originally Posted by Seeker
You know....he just might pass for 21......he has more facial hair than you do.


and probably can get more pussy than you.......
1 Day Ago 09:29 AM
Seeker You know....he just might pass for 21......he has more facial hair than you do.
1 Day Ago 09:24 AM
johny_roberts I'll flip him 2 oreo cookies and a glass of milk
1 Day Ago 09:24 AM
Seeker Yeah right....you'll change your mind when you send him out to get the beers in.
1 Day Ago 09:23 AM
johny_roberts Quote:
Originally Posted by Seeker
He can cuss me out better too.


fuck I'd rather hang out with him then your sorry cunt ass then...
1 Day Ago 09:21 AM
Seeker He can cuss me out better too.
1 Day Ago 09:20 AM
johny_roberts Quote:
Originally Posted by Seeker
My four year old can write better than you Roberts.


fuck off
1 Day Ago 09:10 AM
Seeker My four year old can write better than you Roberts.


feel the love here?

[Elf]

it oozes out of every post they make :love:

[~vjay~]

j_r and seeker are lovers.

ooooooh

lovers.

[oggy]

j_r and seeker are lovers.

ooooooh

lovers.

i believe this to be true. :shrug:

15707

[coreageek]

I've come into this thread late - what did I miss?

[SOC]

Absolutely nothing

[~vjay~]

Bjork-It's oh so quiet

It’s, oh, so quiet
It’s, oh, so still
You’re all alone
And so peaceful until...

You fall in love
Zing boom
The sky up above
Zing boom
Is caving in
Wow bam
You’ve never been so nuts about a guy
You wanna laugh you wanna cry
You cross your heart and hope to die

’til it’s over and then
It’s nice and quiet
But soon again
Starts another big riot

You blow a fuse
Zing boom
The devil cuts loose
Zing boom
So what’s the use
Wow bam
Of falling in love

It’s, oh, so quiet
It’s, oh, so still
You’re all alone
And so peaceful until...

You ring the bell
Bim bam
You shout and you yell
Hi ho ho
You broke the spell
Gee, this is swell you almost have a fit
This guy is ’gorge’ and I got hit
There’s no mistake this is it

’til it’s over and then
It’s nice and quiet
But soon again
Starts another big riot

You blow a fuse
Zing boom
The devil cuts loose
Zing boom
What’s the use
Wow bam
Of falling in love

The sky caves in
The devil cuts loose
You blow blow blow blow your fuse
When you’ve fallen in love

Ssshhhhh...

[johny_roberts]

i believe this to be true. :shrug:

15707

stop posting picks of you and your gay brother :anal: :fag:

[gunsella]

i didn't know this thread still existed. arcane1 hasn't been here for a while, eh?

[~vjay~]

i didn't know this thread still existed. arcane1 hasn't been here for a while, eh?

:shrug:

This keeps you coming back.

:Stripteas

[oggy]

stop posting picks of you and your gay brother :anal: :fag:

i'm tellin` mum...as soon as you release her!

[Seeker]

i'm tellin` mum...as soon as I take by brothers tiny cock out of my mouth!

Corrected for errors.

[johny_roberts]

Corrected for errors.

Oggy is a sick cunt..........

[Seeker]

He is isnt he.....

[Seeker]

Hey look I'm power rep 5 now.....

[johny_roberts]

Hey look I'm power rep 5 now.....

W00t you younguns grow up so fast to bad you are a :fag: but hey thats life....

[Seeker]

Yeah....but we are only fags due to the constant anal rapings of you old 14 levelers....

[Seeker]

Bjork-It's oh so quiet

Bjork is fucking shite by the way.

[johny_roberts]

Yeah....but we are only fags due to the constant anal rapings of you old 14 levelers....

you wuv it and know it :clown: :Stripteas :clown:

[Seeker]

Werd

[Twitch]

I think we all do

[oggy]

hello sweet serenty corner...

hows the serenity?

[Seeker]

http://img147.imagevenue.com/loc77/th_37565_funny_2.jpg (http://img147.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc77&image=37565_funny_2.jpg)


STFU with the Serenity already.

[~vjay~]

Bjork is fucking shite by the way.

I agree wholeheartedly :D

[johny_roberts]

ohhh the serenity

[Seeker]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/2/5/6/8/DanielCraig.jpg

[johny_roberts]

:fag:

[oggy]

oh google you silly tool....my search for serenity...

15721

15722

15723

[~vjay~]

Seeker, provides conclusive proof he is a man lover.

[Norm]

Seeker, provides conclusive proof he is a man lover.

Sprung

That'll learn Ya

[Seeker]

Git back to yur vibro Vjay.

[~vjay~]

Git back to yur vibro Vjay.

okay

[johny_roberts]

oh google you silly tool....my search for serenity...

15721

15722

15723

your picks suck as much as your mum does

[Norm]

okay

That took a lot of convincing.

[Seeker]

That took a lot of convincing.

Not really Norm it was already shoved up there anyway...she just had to turn it on.

[~vjay~]

Not really Norm it was already shoved up there anyway...she just had to turn it on.

You said you wouldn't tell anybody.

*runs off crying*

[Seeker]

My bad......