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That is an excellent question Oggy.
Methinks you may have the answer? :D
That is an excellent question Oggy.
ahhh...the ghost appears!
johny_roberts
18-08-2006, 08:21 AM
whats up niggas
~vjay~
18-08-2006, 09:42 PM
whats up niggas
Your penis?
Asmodeus
19-08-2006, 12:53 AM
Your penis?
nah, i heard he only fucks spics
johny_roberts
19-08-2006, 01:26 AM
Your penis?
You tempting..... Thought you were on dialup..
nah, i heard he only fucks spics
..and whats wrong with that :wow:
Mr Bigglesworth
22-08-2006, 03:36 PM
Wheres Arcane1 gone?
Wheres Arcane1 gone?
You can probably find him hanging out at Vorkt.
johny_roberts
23-08-2006, 01:09 AM
Wheres Arcane1 gone?
taking care of that rash Oggy gave him the last time they were laying down the pipe, fucking each other in the rear and sharring man goo..
Seeker
23-08-2006, 02:38 AM
You're so gay Roberts.
johny_roberts
23-08-2006, 03:39 AM
Thats the pot calling the kettle black ass bandit
LauraleeBug
23-08-2006, 04:11 AM
whats goin on here?
For a little corner of the world, A1 - this joint is bigger than your whole other office; but then again - the lighting is all wrong in here for your skin colour...
BTW - What are you asking me for? I'm not a decorator! LOL!
Arcane: :stab:
Heheheheh! :D
(See Boss? You're not the only one :p )
I forgot how much fun I used to have here ...
Ah, it's GREAT to be back to normal!
:hippy:
LauraleeBug
23-08-2006, 04:17 AM
taking care of that rash Oggy gave him the last time they were laying down the pipe, fucking each other in the rear and sharring man goo..
Uh, can you put that in layman's terms? :clap:
mooshka
23-08-2006, 04:24 AM
Rump rangers
Pillow biters
Making the beast with two backs....
(I just spent a lot of time in SF)
thread bump...
where is that acrcane person?
Seeker
22-11-2006, 03:34 AM
Wanker.
johny_roberts
22-11-2006, 03:37 AM
homo
label
22-11-2006, 04:09 AM
Where did everybody go?
johny_roberts
22-11-2006, 04:12 AM
Seeker took a piss in the pool and ruined it for everyone...
where the hell have you been at christ on a stick
~vjay~
22-11-2006, 09:30 AM
OMG Thread revival.
Huh, what?
Like you know...whatever?
johny_roberts
22-11-2006, 09:39 AM
thats so like yesterday
~vjay~
22-11-2006, 09:43 AM
Can't type, too busy looking up j_r's avatars skirt.
That's old...fapped off to that ages ago...you need a new one JR
johny_roberts
22-11-2006, 09:46 AM
I agree after Vantastic's avatar mine is mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lets find a good one
Yeah, i think i need a new one..getting bored of it..
johny_roberts
22-11-2006, 09:49 AM
anothe sent me this one but I cant make it work.
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1320/1155362471834sh2.gif
johny_roberts
22-11-2006, 09:49 AM
Nsfw
it's probably not the right size...i had trouble with an animated one a while ago...
johny_roberts
22-11-2006, 09:53 AM
I need and3w to fix it me thinks
Seeker
23-11-2006, 03:34 AM
I need and3w to blow his load over my back.
Sicko. :bananasex
johny_roberts
23-11-2006, 03:36 AM
Sicko. :bananasex
Whats your point Sir
Seeker
23-11-2006, 03:48 AM
I love you.
johny_roberts
23-11-2006, 03:51 AM
:barf:
:D
sicko
label
23-11-2006, 03:56 AM
w00t - JR and Seeker still kissing in the tree?
Happy b'day JR - Are you mashed yet or on the way?
johny_roberts
23-11-2006, 04:03 AM
Sad to say I am at work and not mashed yet.. only 9:00 am and have 7 hours ago until the festivities start w00t
mehhh 35 is boring
label
23-11-2006, 04:10 AM
It could be worst - you could be 45, fat, balding broke and living in a trailer park
johny_roberts
23-11-2006, 04:13 AM
Thats true label very true (but would it be a good trailor filled with beer)
label
23-11-2006, 04:30 AM
Thats true label very true (but would it be a good trailor filled with beer)
that would be the only justification for having a trailer.
IT's TRUE - YOU ARE BACK
*jumps up and down all excited*
label
23-11-2006, 04:39 AM
IT's TRUE - YOU ARE BACK
*jumps up and down all excited*
How are are? Awh, You missed me?:tits:
johny_roberts
23-11-2006, 05:05 AM
we all missed ya label
Johny the ancient speaks the truth
label
23-11-2006, 05:17 AM
we all missed ya label
:grouphug: Awh ! You guys are making me well up!
Seeker
25-11-2006, 05:39 AM
You have a small boy at the bottom of your well?
I have a dog that will not leave me alone.
You have a small boy at the bottom of your well?
I have a dog that will not leave me alone.
:wtf:
Seeker
25-11-2006, 09:20 AM
Don't ask me I just post here.
label
29-11-2006, 03:05 AM
As above
johny_roberts
29-11-2006, 03:06 AM
whose on first?????????
saaaack
29-11-2006, 09:48 AM
your mum! thats who!!! ooooh snap
Asmodeus
20-12-2006, 12:26 PM
buuuuuuurn!
Is this where i come to get my lunch?
Asmodeus
21-12-2006, 03:51 AM
nah, its more like hell's breakfast nook.
johny_roberts
21-12-2006, 03:53 AM
whats upppppppp brotha
Asmodeus
21-12-2006, 04:33 AM
my cock, mang
Arcane1
21-12-2006, 04:34 AM
:wtf:
Damn.. what happened? Suddenly it was real dark in here, like someone closed the lights. Then, all of a sudden, it was bright again.
I bet Asmo is fucking with the power again.
he's been told before about sticking his cock in the power socket
johny_roberts
21-12-2006, 08:01 AM
and about sticking it in peoples ears
Tyrany
21-12-2006, 08:10 AM
he's been told before about sticking his cock in the power socket
Is that why pubic hair is curly?
and why arcane's place always has that singed hair smell...
Mr Bigglesworth
21-12-2006, 09:07 AM
Good to see you back Arcane1. Now stay here and dont move, bitch :)
Asmodeus
21-12-2006, 09:31 AM
im sure my pubes would be curly by now if i didnt just shave them.
Asmodeus
21-12-2006, 11:20 AM
*sings* super happy fun time people makes me hapyyyyyyyyyy
Asmodeus
22-12-2006, 02:22 AM
welcome back. we never close.
Arcane1
22-12-2006, 02:25 AM
welcome back. we never close.
Seems to me that the only time we close is when some thin skinned mentally retarded fuckwit with serious ego and esteem issues "closes" things.
Some things/people never do change, but hey, it's good to be consistent.
Arcane1
22-12-2006, 03:10 PM
Testing, One, Two, Three...
Number Nine. Number Nine.
johny_roberts
22-12-2006, 03:12 PM
testing testing testing testing whats your point mang
Arcane1
22-12-2006, 03:15 PM
Testing to make sure that someone with a small mind and a (reputedly) smaller penis hadn't closed it.
Cheers JR!
This place is opening and closing faster than Titanic, the musical!
~vjay~
22-12-2006, 03:16 PM
HO HO HO you HO!!!
Asmodeus
22-12-2006, 03:18 PM
its fun.. hi thyrd!
Arcane1
22-12-2006, 03:18 PM
News flash! Britney Spears seen in public, wearing underwear!
Of course it was crothcless.
ba dum tiiiisssshhhh
Arcane1
22-12-2006, 03:21 PM
OMFG! LOL! SOmeone needs a life that doesn't involve one of his hands and some lubricant!
(hint, the lube goes in the hand that is moving)
Arcane1
22-12-2006, 03:21 PM
needs a revolving door no less!
Asmodeus
22-12-2006, 03:21 PM
i farted and it looked like [you]
Arcane1
22-12-2006, 03:24 PM
Damn, this place is just like Paris Hilton;s thighs...
Open, close, open, close...
And damn, hard to get a post in.
BWA HA HA HA HA
(Hi turd!)
~vjay~
22-12-2006, 03:24 PM
I am a postwhore
Sup ho's?
Arcane1
22-12-2006, 03:24 PM
what is that smell?
oh, sorry Asmo.
Asmodeus
22-12-2006, 03:25 PM
more open for business than [you]'s mom
rusky85
22-12-2006, 03:25 PM
i farted and it looked like [you]
It's not a fart mang when you can see stuff.
What you did was follow through.
You seem to be able to do that from your butt, mouth and fingers, good going boy.
So who doesn't like you Arcane?
Mr Bigglesworth
22-12-2006, 03:26 PM
Asmo .... latest addition to the ZMafia. Well done ;)
Asmodeus
22-12-2006, 03:26 PM
i aim to please, but my aim is bad. check out my bathroom tile.
Lolz
http://static.flickr.com/41/85806529_9cf79e1228_m.jpg
Arcane1
22-12-2006, 03:28 PM
So who doesn't like you Arcane?
Only the stupid people last I cheked. Well, and the ones with no sense of humor, but that goes with the stupid part.
~vjay~
22-12-2006, 03:28 PM
Front?
Mr Bigglesworth
22-12-2006, 03:28 PM
i aim to please, but my aim is bad. check out my bathroom tile.
It cant be too bad. Hazza and Thyrd tell me you have no problems giving them a handjob in the dark.
Arcane1
22-12-2006, 03:28 PM
i aim to please, but my aim is bad. check out my bathroom tile.
I've seen your bathroom Asmo, and now I understand the holes in the walls.
johny_roberts
22-12-2006, 03:29 PM
I swear this thing closed again once I posted wtf is going on and why am I asking this question.
pss: you are all cunts that is all
Arcane1
22-12-2006, 03:30 PM
It cant be too bad. Hazza and Thyrd tell me you have no problems giving them a handjob in the dark.
Damn. I thought those were toothpicks! Ewww....
johny_roberts
22-12-2006, 03:30 PM
Damn. I thought those were toothpicks! Ewww....
Is that your exscuse for putting them in your mouth mang :fag: lolz
Arcane1
22-12-2006, 03:31 PM
I swear this thing closed again once I posted wtf is going on and why am I asking this question.
pss: you are all cunts that is all
Cunts is as cunts does. Someone thinks that the internet is important. The rest of us just laugh and smile, and post in between closings.
:flash:
Mr Bigglesworth
22-12-2006, 03:31 PM
Damn. I thought those were toothpicks! Ewww....
That statement is offensive to toothpicks.
Wow, it's a record for staying up..
johny_roberts
22-12-2006, 03:33 PM
Wow, it's a record for staying up..
thats what my wife said last night :D
Arcane1
22-12-2006, 03:33 PM
That statement is offensive to toothpicks.
Great, Now the fucking toothpicks have a PC group. I assume that they are in league with the tree huggers?
thats what my wife said last night :D
Made the 30 second mark did you JR?
Mr Bigglesworth
22-12-2006, 03:34 PM
Someone thinks that the internet is important.
http://www.penelopesloom.com/archives/etcetera/scared%20man%202.jpg
johny_roberts
22-12-2006, 03:34 PM
Made the 30 second mark did you JR?
32 to be exact :D
Mr Bigglesworth
22-12-2006, 03:35 PM
thats what my wife said last night :D
You mean it was up for longer that 12 seconds this time, JR?
Asmodeus
22-12-2006, 03:35 PM
yeah, he lasted almost long enough for her to charge.
almost
32 to be exact :D
Nice one...
You'll get to that minute soon..just keep taking those little blue pills...
rusky85
22-12-2006, 03:36 PM
http://family.vallisit.com/images/Puppy/i%20give%20up.JPG
Bugger, i was just about to give up trying to post before the thread was going to close.
Looks like we can all rest at ease now.
Mr Bigglesworth
22-12-2006, 03:36 PM
Great, Now the fucking toothpicks have a PC group. I assume that they are in league with the tree huggers?
No. Just the Holocaust revisionists ;)
~vjay~
22-12-2006, 03:36 PM
I've seen your bathroom Asmo, and now I understand the holes in the walls.
His dick is really that big?
Wow, just wow
*buys plane ticket*
Asmodeus
22-12-2006, 03:37 PM
His dick is really that big?
Wow, just wow
*buys plane ticket*
theres a reason its called the BBBS
Mr Bigglesworth
22-12-2006, 03:38 PM
His dick is really that big?
Wow, just wow
*buys plane ticket*
Just use a baseball bat. Its cheaper.
johny_roberts
22-12-2006, 03:38 PM
You mean it was up for longer that 12 seconds this time, JR?
ya fuck you also :D
yeah, he lasted almost long enough for her to charge.
almost
almost but with the coupon it was free fucker
Nice one...
You'll get to that minute soon..just keep taking those little blue pills...
Question how can you tell if a women has an orgasm?
Answer: Who cares.
Mr Bigglesworth
22-12-2006, 03:38 PM
Fuck, this thread is getting harder than Michael Jackson at Disneyland.
So how about that local sports team?
Arcane1
22-12-2006, 03:39 PM
Made the 30 second mark did you JR?
No man... move that decimal to the Left one place.
Mr Bigglesworth
22-12-2006, 03:39 PM
Way to kill a thread Ic3 :(
johny_roberts
22-12-2006, 03:39 PM
So how about that local sports team?
heard the cheerleaders give good :bj:'s
Asmodeus
22-12-2006, 03:40 PM
ask your wife
johny_roberts
22-12-2006, 03:41 PM
ask your mum
Way to kill a thread Ic3 :(
I do my best!
~vjay~
22-12-2006, 03:42 PM
Just use a baseball bat. Its cheaper.
I'll pass on baseball bat sized thanks.
Scary.
johny_roberts
22-12-2006, 03:44 PM
I'll pass on baseball bat sized thanks.
Scary.
well then I guess we cant get together then :D stick to asmo, biggles and Ic3 heard hampsters were hung more than those guys are.
Note: Arcane was the one who mentioned this after there sex spreee bunch of :fag:s
Mr Bigglesworth
22-12-2006, 03:46 PM
were missing Seeker and Haggisboy in these shenanigans. Where the fuck are they.
well then I guess we cant get together then :D stick to asmo, biggles and Ic3 heard hampsters were hung more than those guys are.
Note: Arcane was the one who mentioned this after there sex spreee bunch of :fag:s
You know what they say, "Any hole's a goal!"
Asmodeus
22-12-2006, 03:47 PM
ask your mum
sorry, shes dead, so dad and i share yours
Arcane1
22-12-2006, 03:48 PM
sorry, shes dead, so dad and i share yours
I thought that was a sack of potatoes you were humping... Ewww..
johny_roberts
22-12-2006, 03:49 PM
were missing Seeker and Haggisboy in these shenanigans. Where the fuck are they.
fucking of course
sorry, shes dead, so dad and i share yours
fuck you leave one dead mum and fuck another dead one... return the shovel when you are done cause she has been under for a bit........
Asmodeus
22-12-2006, 03:49 PM
I thought that was a sack of potatoes you were humping... Ewww..
i just thought she was an australian broad. we know all them just lay there anyways.
Mr Bigglesworth
22-12-2006, 03:50 PM
all this necro mother fucking is making me horny.
Asmodeus
22-12-2006, 03:50 PM
fucking of course
fuck you leave one dead mum and fuck another dead one... return the shovel when you are done cause she has been under for a bit........
no wonder she didnt move that much, i just thought she was australian
Mr Bigglesworth
22-12-2006, 03:52 PM
Aussie chicks are dud roots. Give me Canadian for $100.
Aussie girls move...how else are they meant to grab your beer for you?
~vjay~
22-12-2006, 03:53 PM
no wonder she didnt move that much, i just thought she was australian
Not my fault you gave me too many drugs.
Can't move when you are unconscious.
Asmodeus
22-12-2006, 03:53 PM
Aussie chicks are dud roots. Give me Canadian for $100.
thats about $10.35 american
Arcane1
22-12-2006, 03:53 PM
Britney's Great Snatch (http://www.vorkt.com/forums/f66/britneys-great-snatch-24254/#post48734)
Asmodeus
22-12-2006, 03:53 PM
Aussie girls move...how else are they meant to grab your beer for you?
only time i see them move is when they godzilla their way to the free buffet table
johny_roberts
22-12-2006, 03:54 PM
Aussie girls move...how else are they meant to grab your beer for you?
i'm using that as a quote I think mang that is awesome :D
Mr Bigglesworth
22-12-2006, 03:54 PM
I wouldnt call it a "snatch". Id call it a "clean and jerk".
i'm using that as a quote I think mang that is awesome :D
Fair's fair :D
johny_roberts
22-12-2006, 03:55 PM
only time i see them move is when they godzilla their way to the free buffet table
your just pissed cause you did not get laid in Australia unless you count Pirate and well he puts out for everyone
~vjay~
22-12-2006, 03:57 PM
You know what this thread means.
No sex for any of you.
Fuckig adobe photoshop just fucking crashed, stupid fucking shit won't fucking save my fucking work..
Asmodeus
22-12-2006, 03:58 PM
your just pissed cause you did not get laid in Australia unless you count Pirate and well he puts out for everyone
nah, i saw a few of them, they're all upside down and shit..
hey, i did get to hump pirates leg tho. i dont think he knew how to react
Asmodeus
22-12-2006, 03:58 PM
You know what this thread means.
No sex for any of you.
id rather microwave a grapefruit
Mr Bigglesworth
22-12-2006, 04:00 PM
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/2/2/280058295_f1e4a1bf93.jpg
~vjay~
22-12-2006, 04:02 PM
id rather microwave a grapefruit
Not everyone likes sex with fruit and vegetables.
Go sleep with J_R.
johny_roberts
22-12-2006, 04:02 PM
intersting how fast this thread got replies it was like 30 in two minutes christ maybe arcane and asmo need to show up more the cunts and stop fucking each other
Asmodeus
22-12-2006, 04:02 PM
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/2/2/280058295_f1e4a1bf93.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y177/mrasmodeus/surprise.jpg
Asmodeus
22-12-2006, 04:03 PM
Not everyone likes sex with fruit and vegetables.
Go sleep with J_R.
if i wanted sec with a vegetable, id fuck an aussie broad, for a fruit, an aussie guy.
like.. duh..
johny_roberts
22-12-2006, 04:03 PM
id rather microwave a grapefruit
by the way you owe me one grapefruit
Asmodeus
22-12-2006, 04:04 PM
intersting how fast this thread got replies it was like 30 in two minutes christ maybe arcane and asmo need to show up more the cunts and stop fucking each other
i just like to jerk off a lot.
~vjay~
22-12-2006, 04:04 PM
if i wanted sec with a vegetable, id fuck an aussie broad, for a fruit, an aussie guy.
like.. duh..
Bite me.
Asmodeus
22-12-2006, 04:05 PM
by the way you owe me one grapefruit
its liek they say, 9 out of 10 men who try camels prefer women
johny_roberts
22-12-2006, 04:07 PM
I love wireless internet I am able to post and read all this while taking a healthy shit.
by healthy I mean a combo pizza, buffalo wings and beer :D
now the women will start fighting for JR all women like that talk its sexy talk :D
~vjay~
22-12-2006, 04:09 PM
I love wireless internet I am able to post and read all this while taking a healthy shit.
by healthy I mean a combo pizza, buffalo wings and beer :D
now the women will start fighting for JR all women like that talk its sexy talk :D
I'd do you...with that aforementioned baseball bat.
johny_roberts
22-12-2006, 04:12 PM
I'd do you...with that aforementioned baseball bat.
my translator from australian to english took it like this:
Please JR fuck me in the ass with that baseball size cock and then smack me on the face with it twice cause I am a bad girl :D
Mr Bigglesworth
22-12-2006, 04:13 PM
my translator from australian to english took it like this:
Please JR fuck me in the ass with that baseball size cock and then smack me on the face with it twice cause I am a bad girl :D
Time for a new translator.
muppet
22-12-2006, 04:13 PM
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3539/seehereblogspotcom20catsc1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
johny_roberts
22-12-2006, 04:16 PM
Time for a new translator.
it says what I like I am buying stock in the company :mad: dont piss on my parade :D
johny_roberts
22-12-2006, 04:17 PM
shit its late night all
Arcane1
22-12-2006, 04:18 PM
:shitfan:
People still talking here?
~vjay~
22-12-2006, 04:26 PM
*sucks on lollipop, waits for innuendo*
*sucks on lollipop, waits for innuendo*
You can suck on my lollipop anytime... *winks*
~vjay~
22-12-2006, 04:38 PM
You can suck on my lollipop anytime... *winks*
I'm chewing on the stick now, do you like teeth?
Asmodeus
22-12-2006, 05:14 PM
I'm chewing on the stick now, do you like teeth?
only if you know how to use them
Hmm..could be a bit painful...
~vjay~
22-12-2006, 07:27 PM
Hey!!
http://i16.tinypic.com/47l3c7n.png
~vjay~
22-12-2006, 07:28 PM
Mimi says hi.
http://i17.tinypic.com/2e3bjnc.gif
~vjay~
22-12-2006, 07:30 PM
http://i10.tinypic.com/48qhoow.gif
Hooty Mcboob
22-12-2006, 07:31 PM
Arse-licking toilet... :| weird
~vjay~
22-12-2006, 07:33 PM
I'm weird, what's new.
And now for some fashion advice, men should never wear lycra.
http://i12.tinypic.com/2vt4fuh.jpg
~vjay~
22-12-2006, 07:36 PM
Please be nice to the snowman.
http://i10.tinypic.com/4dmkrir.jpg
muppet
22-12-2006, 10:39 PM
haha this thread is getting opened and closed more times than a hookers legs :rrofl:
and3w
22-12-2006, 11:08 PM
Put it out of it's misery..
Dundasbro
22-12-2006, 11:17 PM
No keep it open, I like it for the nostalgic value
I've had a look at the moderating history ... Asmo is the one who keeps reopening this thread, but there is no record of who is closing it ... weird...
*cue Twilight Zone theme*
Dundasbro
22-12-2006, 11:41 PM
I've had a look at the moderating history ... Asmo is the one who keeps reopening this thread, but there is no record of who is closing it ... weird...
*cue Twilight Zone theme*
Hmmm, i'm getting this odd feeling that you are closing it confirm\deny??
Mr Bigglesworth
22-12-2006, 11:54 PM
SOCs a good boy. Hes not the arsefarming type to close good threads.
Asmodeus
23-12-2006, 12:50 AM
Hmm..could be a bit painful...
most pleasure is
Asmodeus
23-12-2006, 12:52 AM
I've had a look at the moderating history ... Asmo is the one who keeps reopening this thread, but there is no record of who is closing it ... weird...
*cue Twilight Zone theme*
check the vstore section.. someone keeps buying thread closures... 1k down teh drain every time
Arcane1
23-12-2006, 01:35 AM
Arcane1's Corner: Where the people with a decent sense if humor go.
Well, and a few retards also, but since it is a universally accessible internet thread, you can;t always keep the riff raff out.
check the vstore section.. someone keeps buying thread closures... 1k down teh drain every time
Aha, I see:
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/vbplaza.php?do=itemhistory&itemid=22
Thyrd has closed it 19 times now; Antz just once. :nod:
and3w
23-12-2006, 02:31 AM
Thats once to many for a good bloke, IMHO
Jimma
23-12-2006, 02:34 AM
I was just coming in here to say "shit thread" but for a laugh I'll close it instead.
and3w
23-12-2006, 02:40 AM
He bloody did as well!
anyone want to help me contiuously close the 'I confess' thread?
johny_roberts
23-12-2006, 02:42 AM
mehhhhh cant be fucked closing threads and3w my New Years resolution is to be kind to others and respect the ways of others. :D
thats whats wrong with this world today people just annoy others for jollies but in reality its hurting them more. does not a jew bleed just like a nigger does not a wetback bleed the same color as a white.
yes it will be a New Year filled with such thoughtful thoughts
and3w
23-12-2006, 02:50 AM
and poo rep, I hope?
Jimma
23-12-2006, 02:54 AM
He bloody did as well!
anyone want to help me contiuously close the 'I confess' thread?
Oh shit yeah. I'll close that one now.
rusky85
23-12-2006, 02:57 AM
i guess i can close 30 threads, if we are lucky i have created 30 threads to close myself - it'd be like cutting myself but on the internets.
johny_roberts
23-12-2006, 03:01 AM
dont get all emo on us rusky
rusky85
23-12-2006, 03:02 AM
Dont worry, we have more cassowarys here than Emus
Are those Emus bitter? (West Aussies will get that joke...) :D
rusky85
23-12-2006, 03:05 AM
I have no friggen Idea. I havent eaten Emu in quite a while, not since i last went to Trade Wings and had some Buffalo, Crocodile, Kangaroo and Emu.
and3w
23-12-2006, 03:06 AM
Good on ya Jimma..now just TRUWZ to kill and we can all have a merry crimbo :-)
rusky85
23-12-2006, 03:08 AM
Dont you dare touch my home.
I will get emo on you, or hump your leg long time.
I have no friggen Idea. I havent eaten Emu in quite a while, not since i last went to Trade Wings and had some Buffalo, Crocodile, Kangaroo and Emu.
I was referring to Emu Bitter, a rather bad beer (lager) that's brewed in WA ... I too have eaten crocodile, kangaroo and emu. Also had alligator...
johny_roberts
23-12-2006, 03:10 AM
he likes leg humping dont encourage the boy
rusky85
23-12-2006, 03:11 AM
For Nadoc week we ate Turtle, that wasnt too bad.
My mum once ate what she thought was a widgety grub, but it was a wood bug - ah well we learn things the hard way sometimes.
rusky85
23-12-2006, 03:11 AM
he likes leg humping dont encourage the boy
YARRRRRRRR where be yar peg leg
johny_roberts
23-12-2006, 03:12 AM
YARRRRRRRRRRRR a humping you ask for a humping you will receive
rusky85
23-12-2006, 03:13 AM
It's 2 am, im tired and have a head ache.
johny_roberts
23-12-2006, 03:14 AM
go to bed and root your women that way she will also have a headache and you to can discuss it fully
rusky85
23-12-2006, 03:16 AM
So like where is the corner in this room, i need to piss
johny_roberts
23-12-2006, 03:18 AM
I just piss anywhere its Arcanes place he is dirty and does not care
rusky85
23-12-2006, 03:20 AM
Hmm that is ok then. That sort of reminds me of a thing a guy said to me once, I was trying to tell him that i was a bit old fashioned with my ways and he just simply replied "So do you go home drunk, bash the wife around and piss all over her thinking she's the shitter, cause mate, that is what old fashioned is"
Man of much wisdom.
johny_roberts
23-12-2006, 03:20 AM
hell I just took a shit over there .........................dont step in it its a gift for Asmo
johny_roberts
23-12-2006, 03:21 AM
Hmm that is ok then. That sort of reminds me of a thing a guy said to me once, I was trying to tell him that i was a bit old fashioned with my ways and he just simply replied "So do you go home drunk, bash the wife around and piss all over her thinking she's the shitter, cause mate, that is what old fashioned is"
Man of much wisdom.
brilliant fucking brilliant
rusky85
23-12-2006, 03:21 AM
man i might eat some of your shit, you seem to be boucning all over the site, need whatever your getting in your system./
johny_roberts
23-12-2006, 03:22 AM
I have nothing to do no where to go but sit in this office for 8 hours its one day before the hollidays and I got fuck all to do.
Once you all crash I will have to surf for pron, look at ugly hookers and email transvestite pictures to my friends just to piss them off.
All in all a balanced day
rusky85
23-12-2006, 03:24 AM
I may still be awake from my Friday (which was yesterday) when you finish your day in 8 hours :p
I got a mate arriving around 7 am and that is only 4.5 hours away, no use going to sleep, plus the fucking email account i want to clean up has over 1million emails in it, the fucker has taken over 1 hour so far to sort a filter i just enabled.
johny_roberts
23-12-2006, 03:25 AM
1,000,000 dollars................
thats a lot of spam and did not know you had any mates shit how much did this one cost per day :D
got to run for a second will return
Seeker
23-12-2006, 03:54 AM
were missing Seeker and Haggisboy in these shenanigans. Where the fuck are they.
Just finished fucking your mum.
Haggis was getting your dad drunk last time I saw them, so he should be around sometime soon. :deadroot:
johny_roberts
23-12-2006, 03:56 AM
that crazy Haggisboy and his shenanigans
Seeker
23-12-2006, 04:00 AM
Yep.
Whenever he is a round it's like being at a Vaudeville show.
johny_roberts
23-12-2006, 04:07 AM
a real gay Vaudeville show
Seeker
23-12-2006, 04:08 AM
With lots of gays in it.
rusky85
23-12-2006, 04:08 AM
I dont know about being gay at the moment, too zombey like to be happyish.
johny_roberts
23-12-2006, 04:13 AM
when you male escort shows up at 7:00 am rusky you will gay it up seriously gay it up
rusky85
23-12-2006, 04:17 AM
I dont know about that, he will be tired and might not be that happy cause more than likely he will step in a big mound of dog shit when he gets into the yard.
Either that or when the dog jumps up on him he will rub shit all into his shirt cause the dog usually steps in his own shit.
johny_roberts
23-12-2006, 04:20 AM
dont you clean up the shit in your shitty backyard. get a shovel and start cleaning sheesshhh what a shitty host i'd be in a shitty mood also if I walked into a yard filled with shit with a dog rolling in shit putting shit on my shitty clothes I had to wear on the shit flight just to visit my shit friend.
Just make sure you dont have shitty beer so you can get shitfaced and then shoot the shit about the shitty jobs you have and the shitty bosses you have to take shit from. Shit
rusky85
23-12-2006, 04:22 AM
I only have 1 beer in the fridge and it is a Carona, or whatever that mexican beer is.
Actually, it is the last beer left from the last time Glarbnaught visited.
I think i might get to bed, it is nearly 3:30 and this friggin email account is still thinking about shit so im going to call it quits.
Adios.
Seeker
23-12-2006, 04:24 AM
Toodle pip you fucker.
johny_roberts
23-12-2006, 05:12 AM
rusky must sleep to get ready for the :anal: :bj: and other :fag: assortment of tricks he has up his sleeve
Mr Bigglesworth
23-12-2006, 01:32 PM
Open sesame
~vjay~
23-12-2006, 01:46 PM
Follows MrBigglesworth in
Hit And Rum
23-12-2006, 02:19 PM
Let there be guitar!
~vjay~
23-12-2006, 02:53 PM
*dances*
Arcane1
23-12-2006, 02:55 PM
Like OMG! Thyrd must have gotten a life and stopped stalking an entire thread. :fag:
That, or he ran out of money. Poor baby... wah. :rolleyes:
Mr Bigglesworth
23-12-2006, 02:56 PM
Like OMG! Thyrd must have gotten a life
ROFL, I dont think so.
Hit And Rum
23-12-2006, 03:11 PM
Reard Fish Baby
Harold
23-12-2006, 03:15 PM
Hello Arcane1. I have heard alot about you. The enormity of your manhood mostly. Around these parts, we refer to you as "the great one".
johny_roberts
23-12-2006, 03:30 PM
Thyrd is a cunt take a look at his his pictures he is a young skinny kid who did not get enough love from ma
Harold
23-12-2006, 03:32 PM
Thyrd is Gaelic for "pile of shit".
Seeker
24-12-2006, 04:56 AM
Maybe you guys should get a room and some pics of Thyrd to make a circle jerk.
Asmodeus
24-12-2006, 02:31 PM
Thyrd is a cunt take a look at his his pictures he is a young skinny kid who did not get enough love from ma
lol actually thyrd is usually pretty all right.
Asmodeus
24-12-2006, 02:33 PM
beware the farting magpie with the spoon up his nose.
(this is not an encoded message)
johny_roberts
24-12-2006, 02:41 PM
beware the mouse with the round spoon
i think this thread needs to be closed again... :nonono:
~vjay~
26-12-2006, 12:08 AM
It's not Christmas anymore.
it never was. christmas is just an illusion. move along, nothing to see here. there is no turkey roasting in the oven...
Arcane1
28-12-2006, 04:19 AM
Tap, tap... is this thing on? Good.
Hi, my name is Arcane1, and I'm not a sniveling loser, see, I know that it is just the internet and realize that life is too short to be an asshole just for the sake of it or to try to be "cool".
I hadn't looked in the CP lately, and saw my rep listings. Damn, there were a bunch of positive reps. Thanks folks! The funnies one was from this user named "rry" though, whom I have no idea of and have never heard from. Here it is for your amusement: (neg rep) You idiot. What makes you think it's only me? Speaking of getting a life, how's your shithouse site going? Vorkt, was it? The one you started because you had a cry about how zgeek is run?
Wow! Is that priceless or what?!?!? People, they just crack me up.
Cheers to you rry.
Oh and for all of those that I didn;t get to send off a Happy Christmas, or Getmas, or whatever you celebrate, I hope you had a great one. Have a fun and safe New Years and look out for the amatuers on the roads.
Asmodeus
28-12-2006, 04:21 AM
heh being able to see who buys a thread closure is definitely amusing.
PsychoNavigator
28-12-2006, 05:29 AM
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/PsychoNavigator/bushwar.jpg
Asmodeus
28-12-2006, 09:37 AM
lame
Arcane1
28-12-2006, 09:44 AM
Actually, Bush would ask the audience. Wouldn't listen. Unless the little box and earpiece told him to.
Dundasbro
28-12-2006, 01:55 PM
Oh and for all of those that I didn;t get to send off a Happy Christmas, or Getmas, or whatever you celebrate, I hope you had a great one. Have a fun and safe New Years and look out for the amatuers on the roads.
It's festivus ;)
4000th post in this very shit thread.
Thanks.
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