Arcane1's corner of ZGeek

[ribblefizz]

Somebody ought to do a survey and count how many of ZGeek's active forum threads these two have turned into homo heaven. :coolgleam

They ought to just get together for a weekend of hot monkey sex and get it out of their systems. Get in touch with their effeminate sides and all.

Edited to say: And each other's effeminate sides, too, of course.

I came directly from the shower to post this edit, am sitting here naked and wet, because that's just how much I care.

You can all go get the Clorox to scrub that image off of your brains now. hee.

[Sagacious]

After reviewing Arcane1's comments regarding my sig I have amended it to be less offensive to the mods whilst still carrying the essential message it is intended to convey.

[Arcane1]

After reviewing Arcane1's comments regarding my sig I have amended it to be less offensive to the mods whilst still carrying the essential message it is intended to convey.
Very cool.

I see Bishi, in his own mild minded manner has his own version.

[Arcane1]

They ought to just get together for a weekend of hot monkey sex and get it out of their systems. Get in touch with their effeminate sides and all.

Edited to say: And each other's effeminate sides, too, of course.

I came directly from the shower to post this edit, am sitting here naked and wet, because that's just how much I care.

You can all go get the Clorox to scrub that image off of your brains now. hee.
You know, that's what web cams are for. Don't you?

[Arcane1]

Noddy made a funny. And it wasn't hateful or mean... I'm having a difficult time not +repping him for it. HERE (http://forum.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=727888&postcount=15)

[Seeker]

Count to ten then put a knife in an outlet...should stop the urge.

On a side note, why do people really give a toss when it comes to Johny's and my stupid banter? the threads in question have/are detoriating to a point where no one cares any more anyway, Arcane1's corner is an open thread to talk/dick about as you wish isn't it?

[Arcane1]

I actually +repped him. Then he said something totally idiotic and I had to -rep him.

Oh well.

He seems to have run out of Drive after the Summit of our conversation. Such a shame, it was going in such a Homeward direction.:coolgleam

[Arcane1]

Count to ten then put a knife in an outlet...should stop the urge.

On a side note, why do people really give a toss when it comes to Johny's and my stupid banter? the threads in question have/are detoriating to a point where no one cares any more anyway, Arcane1's corner is an open thread to talk/dick about as you wish isn't it?
I didn't know anyone cared? I certainly wasn't making a stink earlier (a couple pages up), as a matter of fact I was having fun with it.

Look at it this way: ZGeek is as big as the internet, give or take a few Gig of Hard Disk space on a server somewhere. If someone cares too much, screw them, they can go look elsewhere. The Bishis and the Hazzas and the other fucktard e-cliquers can go get skewered. As long as you aren't breaking the "rules", then you're cool.

And the bottom line is that if they really care, they can put you on "Ignore" and never see your posts anyway. Thus your behaviors, however offensive, won't intrude into their little realities.

[Seeker]

I wasn't getting funny so my apologies if it seemed that way, a few tools Mr Haggis not being one have told me to shut the fuck up.

As you have already mentioned, Ignore is your friend use it like a cheap whore.

[johny_roberts]

i am sitting here naked and wet, because that's just how much I care. hee.


Gosh jolly,

:wank:
:wank:
:wank:
&
:wank:

God dammm, God Bless Texas :D

[Seeker]

Gosh jolly,

:wank:
:wank:
:wank:
&
:wank:

God dammm, God Bless Texas :D

Why? :bukkake:

[johny_roberts]

Why? :bukkake:

Why?

I dont know but you better figure it out fast and soon because those fuckers surrounding you are having a hell of a time at your expense :bukkake:

[Seeker]

Why?

I dont know but you better put your ass against the wall fast because I want to force you to the floor, surround you and have a hell of a time at your expense :bukkake:

:sheep: :bananasex

[johny_roberts]

mehhh,

misquoting is like so last week...........

[Dundasbro]

lol Arcane you genious check out how many people have different versions of the Iraq deathtoll sig in this thread:coolgleam

[Seeker]

mehhh,

misquoting is like soooo cool! You the man Seeker, I wish I wasn't gay just so I could be cool too

:wank: :drink:

[Arcane1]

lol Arcane you genious check out how many people have different versions of the Iraq deathtoll sig in this thread:coolgleam
I lost count Dundasbro, but seriously, if I'm such a genius why are there bananas wanking off in my corner?????

[berserk]

if I'm such a genius why are there bananas wanking off in my corner?????
You make it sound like thats a bad thing

[Dundasbro]

I lost count Dundasbro, but seriously, if I'm such a genius why are there bananas wanking off in my corner?????
And this became a bad thing when exactly?:coolgleam

[label]

I lost count Dundasbro, but seriously, if I'm such a genius why are there bananas wanking off in my corner?????

Mehh, they're good kids -- thats not wanking, its mutual stimulation. :bananasex :anal:

[Arcane1]

Happy Thursday to all within 15(?) time zones.

And this became a bad thing when exactly?:coolgleam
OK, OK, I cede. From today on I will not ever think that banannas wanking off either to, with or at eachother is an "odd" thing and will consider it a healthy part of daily life. As long as no one gets hurt, and everyone keeps their peels on... I don't want to see any de-peeling though. That can only lead to darkening of inner material and eventual spoilage.

Now, as for the smiley trio, can someone at least confirm for me that the smiley in the middle is female? Otherwise I'll have to move that particular emoticon over to the :fag: side of the bunch.

The :drink: smiley needs to be modified to be a coffee cup for those of us that are java dependant.

:p

[The Cunt]

The :drink: smiley needs to be modified to be a coffee cup for those of us that are java dependant.
http://smilies.storagebin.us/smilies/coffee_copy1.gif

[Arcane1]

http://smilies.storagebin.us/smilies/coffee_copy1.gif
Thank you greatly Mr. The Cunt.

[ribblefizz]

LOL!! The scary part is, I think I have a webcam around here somewhere... (c:
Trust me, yeah: Scary.

[ribblefizz]

On a side note, why do people really give a toss when it comes to Johny's and my stupid banter?

Maybe they're just jealous because they're not enjoying themselves as much as y'all are? I think it's entertaining, for my part. Hope you didn't take my remarks as criticism.

[ribblefizz]

God dammm, God Bless Texas :D

You wouldn't be saying that if I had the webcam up. You'd be too busy trying to stop your eyeballs bleeding... (c:

[johny_roberts]

LOL!! The scary part is, I think I have a webcam around here somewhere... (c:
Trust me, yeah: Scary.

Grabbing a :drink: a chair and some popcorn............

Ok when is this going to happen :p

[Seeker]

Maybe they're just jealous because they're not enjoying themselves as much as y'all are? I think it's entertaining, for my part. Hope you didn't take my remarks as criticism.

No offence was taken, fear not my humble servant....now go git me a beer. :jackson:

[ribblefizz]

Grabbing a :drink: a chair and some popcorn............

Ok when is this going to happen :p

6 P.M. your time... if I'm not there yet, just go ahead and start without me.

[rbranson]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/7/7/5/7/mylife.jpeg

[Dundasbro]

They ought to just get together for a weekend of hot monkey sex and get it out of their systems. Get in touch with their effeminate sides and all.

Edited to say: And each other's effeminate sides, too, of course.

I came directly from the shower to post this edit, am sitting here naked and wet, because that's just how much I care.

You can all go get the Clorox to scrub that image off of your brains now. hee.
Useless without pics\video

[Seeker]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to rbranson again.

[Arcane1]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/7/7/5/7/mylife.jpeg
That is awesome.

[Arcane1]

Here we go again... It's getting to where waking up and seeing the news sucks.

Today we add 3 more to the dead, that's one every 8 hours or one for every standard work

shift. If that was an industry the Feds would be all over them for safety reasons.

Everybody check out SIAMHE's SIG (http://forum.zgeek.com/member.php?u=10153),

it's a cool thing.

Keep up the good work!

Scott

[rbranson]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/7/7/5/7/idiot.jpeg

[Seeker]

Classic.

[Arcane1]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/7/7/5/7/idiot.jpeg
And, would he make a good Supreme Court Justice?

[rbranson]

And, would he make a good Supreme Court Justice?

Dunno, but he might make a nice Lipton's Chicken Supreme, if he ever gets around to understanding the instructions.

[Arcane1]

Dunno, but he might make a nice Lipton's Chicken Supreme, if he ever gets around to understanding the instructions.
Don't you have to be able to read the directions for that?

[Seeker]

6 P.M. your time... if I'm not there yet, just go ahead and start without me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA suck shit Johny you got

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1105/potatowned4ef.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Arcane1]

Hey All, remember the Noddy Bashing Thread in the Renegade forums? Well it is still happening, though it has gotten split off into an abortion debate. Don't ask me how, it just has. Turns out that the conservatives are pretty good debaters, and are nothing like Nodfuck in their conversation skills.

Check it out; LINK (http://www.renegadeforums.com/index.php?t=msg&th=17815&start=0&rid=20365)

And behave Johny! :coolgleam

[Haggisboy]

On a different note, perhaps we should take a survey among those who post here in Arcane1's corner and find out our respective ages. I have a hunch that most of us are old farts.

I'm 45.

Note, this is not to be measured in dog years, Arcanine old boy.

[Seeker]

33 here.

Johny is 34 and loves to blow goats, his favourite colour is pink and has a lovely collection of anal lube bottles.

[Elf]

33 too ( 34 very soon) I hope I'm not the youngest, I think it might be quite sad to be the youngest old fart :(

[Arcane1]

According to my Driver's License, I was born in 1966

According to those that know me, I'm about 80

My son says 5,926 but he's 16 and obnoxious.

[johny_roberts]

33 here.

Johny is 34 and loves to blow goats, his favourite colour is pink and has a lovely collection of anal lube bottles.

Johny will be 34 and is content to be 33 as of this moment.

As far as the goats, pink and anal lube bottles hell I have to keep the stuff around so when my favorite :fag: shows up I have all the things he needs to enjoy himself......

Seeker is a sick, sick man. But hey you have to love the adorable little :wank:er

[johny_roberts]

33 too ( 34 very soon) I hope I'm not the youngest, I think it might be quite sad to be the youngest old fart :(

well if you are the youngest old fart I can Guarantee you are the cutest :love: :banana:

[Arcane1]

Johny will be 34 and is content to be 33 as of this moment.

As far as the goats, pink and anal lube bottles hell I have to keep the stuff around so when my favorite :fag: shows up I have all the things he needs to enjoy himself......

Seeker is a sick, sick man. But hey you have to love the adorable little :wank:er
Just rememeber, after 18, it's all down hill. Women don't peak until 35.

[Elf]

Women don't peak until 35.

That makes me feel really optimistic about my future :D

[Arcane1]

That makes me feel really optimistic about my future :D
You just need to keep getting younger men...

[label]

On a different note, perhaps we should take a survey among those who post here in Arcane1's corner and find out our respective ages. I have a hunch that most of us are old farts.

I'm 45.

Note, this is not to be measured in dog years, Arcanine old boy.


26, I only come here for Arcane's wisdom and OAP association is part of my rehab programme, but Sssshhhhh don't tell anyone, else people will think I'm like a criminal or something.

[DOGG]

Is it true that you can use your fingerprints to pay for stuff at Cub Foods?

[rbranson]

Why is everyone so obsessed with their age -- let it go already.

I'm more interested in the age of your reasoning (your maturity level in other words).

This is not a dating service after all and we all know the pitfalls of just focusing on one thing, and losing sight of what is really important.

If you are 20, or 35, 45, or whatever, but can make sense, and interact with others in a meaningful manner, I am interested in what you have to say. And additional props to you if you are passionate about something and you are able to inspire some of us along the way.

Peace out.

[Elf]

to younger men :zzzz:

[rbranson]

33 here.

Johny is 34 and loves to blow goats, his favourite colour is pink and has a lovely collection of anal lube bottles.

Seeker, you continue to amaze me.

So much personal info about the man you loathe and despise. :FIREdevil

[rbranson]

Johny will be 34 and is content to be 33 as of this moment.

As far as the goats, pink and anal lube bottles hell I have to keep the stuff around so when my favorite :fag: shows up I have all the things he needs to enjoy himself......

Seeker is a sick, sick man. But hey you have to love the adorable little :wank:er


When will it ever end? :laughing:

I see a movie on the horizon. :jackson:

[Elf]

I had a letter the other day telling me that the fuckwit that tried to put his car where mine with no warning, was still disputing the fact that he was not responsible for causing an accident. He was found guilty at magistrates, then also made to pay me back my costs in a private case between the insurance companies (or whatever, not sure how it all works).

My insurance company sent me a letter asking me to provide my MOT and Service history docs up till and including the date of the accident.

I can do that, because I can get my hands on it pretty quick, but I don't see why I should. I tried phoning my insurance idiots, but they kept me on hold on a national rate number, I'm not paying for that. I will wait till they phone me.

My question is do I really have to provide all this stuff?

[Seeker]

When will it ever end? :laughing:

I see a movie on the horizon. :jackson:


Johny Roberts Blows Goats IN 3D!!!!!

I want to have rbransons love child. :wank:

[Arcane1]

I had a letter the other day telling me that the fuckwit that tried to put his car where mine with no warning, was still disputing the fact that he was not responsible for causing an accident. He was found guilty at magistrates, then also made to pay me back my costs in a private case between the insurance companies (or whatever, not sure how it all works).

My insurance company sent me a letter asking me to provide my MOT and Service history docs up till and including the date of the accident.

I can do that, because I can get my hands on it pretty quick, but I don't see why I should. I tried phoning my insurance idiots, but they kept me on hold on a national rate number, I'm not paying for that. I will wait till they phone me.

My question is do I really have to provide all this stuff?
What is MOT?
Are they trying to evaluate your car's value?

[ribblefizz]

Just rememeber, after 18, it's all down hill. Women don't peak until 35.

I hit my peak last year. It lasted about 16 minutes. ::sigh::

I'm trying to come to terms with the fact that I'll be 37 in a few weeks - 37 seems such a non-age. I don't usually get hung up on ages - was far more bothered by turning 20 than by turning 30 (was no longer a teenager!) but something about 37 spooks me. At 36, I'm close enough to 35 and at 38, I'll be close enough to 40, but 37 feels like some kind of no man's land.

Heh heh. "No man's land." Not like that's a fucking PUN or anything... grrrrrrr... meh, I amuse me sometimes.

Aside to [I forgot her name] who said "Pfffft to younger man" - I always felt that way too... until recently. Suddenly I'm seeing the attraction... LOL

[label]

I had a letter the other day telling me that the fuckwit that tried to put his car where mine with no warning, was still disputing the fact that he was not responsible for causing an accident. He was found guilty at magistrates, then also made to pay me back my costs in a private case between the insurance companies (or whatever, not sure how it all works).

My insurance company sent me a letter asking me to provide my MOT and Service history docs up till and including the date of the accident.

I can do that, because I can get my hands on it pretty quick, but I don't see why I should. I tried phoning my insurance idiots, but they kept me on hold on a national rate number, I'm not paying for that. I will wait till they phone me.

My question is do I really have to provide all this stuff?

You have to prove the car was legal and roadworthy, not having a valid MOT invalidates your insurance. I haven't heard about the service history requirement before though. Note the leeching fucks don't give a shit about this when charging the premiums, only in the settlement.

You could previously just disclose your MOT and V5, but that may have changed, you get an update from CAB.

[Siamhie]

It also appearst that we've stirred up a little bit too: LINK (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?p=727768#post727768)

:FIREdevil we are.
i don't see what is all the fuss over our casualty sig's. i'm standing up to be counted as one who is disappointed in g-dub bush's decision to go to war in the first place.

"Mission Accomplished" ended 5/1/03
"Election" occured on 1/31/05
WMD were NEVER found

the war is over, the iraqi election was held and WMD were never found......job done


so why are we still there. for the love of g*d, give the iraqi's there country back!!!!!!!

:banghead:

[Elf]

You have to prove the car was legal and roadworthy, not having a valid MOT invalidates your insurance. I haven't heard about the service history requirement before though. Note the leeching fucks don't give a shit about this when charging the premiums, only in the settlement.

You could previously just disclose your MOT and V5, but that may have changed, you get an update from CAB.

I figured that they were just looking for a loophole, but surely they should have done all this before it went to court and before they paid me out?

[johny_roberts]

I hit my peak last year. It lasted about 16 minutes. ::sigh::

Hell if you ever come to Cali or I head to Texas I can promise the peak lasting well 16 1/2 minutes at least.. :whistle: :p

Now with what Arcane1 said about 35 and women. I could see that. When I was in College I dated several gals in there mid 30's and damm was that some fun times. Older/younger I could care less its all about the chemistry.

[Arcane1]

i don't see what is all the fuss over our casualty sig's. i'm standing up to be counted as one who is disappointed in g-dub bush's decision to go to war in the first place.

"Mission Accomplished" ended 5/1/03
"Election" occured on 1/31/05
WMD were NEVER found

the war is over, the iraqi election was held and WMD were never found......job done


so why are we still there. for the love of g*d, give the iraqi's there country back!!!!!!!

:banghead:


My point with the casualty sigs is that they are continuing to incurr deaths. We are losing lives, both American and Iraqi daily. All of the other issues, like us being there in the first place, like Bush even being elected in the first place, are past issues. We can't really change the past.

maybe we can stop the future?

[ribblefizz]

Aside to [I forgot her name] who said "Pfffft to younger man" - I always felt that way too... until recently. Suddenly I'm seeing the attraction... LOL

Just thought I should clarify here in case I was unclear: I wasn't referring to anyone in PARTICULAR.
Johny.

But that +rep comment made me laugh out loud, so it's all good... thanks! (c;

[Seeker]

You could previously just disclose your MOT and V5, but that may have changed, you get an update from CAB.

I thought you had to take your MOT and pair it with the TOD to get the V5 form, once you get the V5 form you then apply for the TK-24 release in order to attain the SP-32-1 owners rights to release form, then submit the LIY history sheet to get the I-2112-V documentation, once they are all submitted you get the TY-7 form that will give you the pass to get the 175-L waiver form, this must be processed in order to release the V5 from the SP-32-1 owners rights release form, if that form is not complete then you must return the 1-TR-5 release release form to release you from the waiver.

It's really not that hard you know...geeeeez.

[Elf]

+ rep to you (when I can)

[Siamhie]

My point with the casualty sigs is that they are continuing to incurr deaths. We are losing lives, both American and Iraqi daily. All of the other issues, like us being there in the first place, like Bush even being elected in the first place, are past issues. We can't really change the past.

maybe we can stop the future?
yes, we can

go rebecca rotzler (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Rotzler)




btw, i'm 41 this year and i'm looking forward to next year where I will become the answer to life, the universe and everything...muhahaha

[label]

I figured that they were just looking for a loophole, but surely they should have done all this before it went to court and before they paid me out?

Yes, but its an insurance co - they are leeching bastards.

I thought you had to take your MOT and pair it with the TOD to get the V5 form, once you get the V5 form you then apply for the TK-24 release in order to attain the SP-32-1 owners rights to release form, then submit the LIY history sheet to get the I-2112-V documentation, once they are all submitted you get the TY-7 form that will give you the pass to get the 175-L waiver form, this must be processed in order to release the V5 from the SP-32-1 owners rights release form, if that form is not complete then you must return the 1-TR-5 release release form to release you from the waiver.

It's really not that hard you know...geeeeez.

:p

What is MOT?
Are they trying to evaluate your car's value?

MOT = Motor Office Testing Certificate
V5 = Vehicle registration document
CAB = Citizens Advise Bureau

No just being pedantic idiots.

Must spread reputation before giving it to Seeker again.

[Haggisboy]

In one corner you have folks talking about cars and insurance, and in the other corner you have Johny trying to score.

If only this could be captured on film.

[Dundasbro]

I'm 14:coolgleam (15 next wednesday:D)
Yep 14, could any of you guys guess?

[label]

I'm 14:coolgleam (15 next wednesday:D)
Yep 14, could any of you guys guess?

:liar: you're 13, you're not going to score with the chix with those kind of lies.

[Arcane1]

I think you're all fucking NUTS. And since I have to go and cook dinner now, I am going to go away. So you can all play just as nicely or absurdly as you'd like as long as you have fun and nobody gets hurt.

Hear that Johny?

Cheers,

Scott

[Seeker]

Has Arcane1 gone?

Cool! lets put super glue on his toilet seat!!

[label]

and farting cushions on his chair, lets put pins on the back too. yay!

[Seeker]

Salt in the sugar!!

An oldie but a goodie.

Don't forget those pics Johny has been emailing everyone, lets throw a few of them in the spread sheets so his accountant can find them....I think the one with Johny and the stuffed Panda is golden.

[label]

Arcane1 isn't that bad, the Johny pictures can be saved for real amusement at a later date. The goat pics, they are gold and I'm sure Arcane1 will see the funny side one day.

[Arcane1]

Damn my coffee tastes funny. And... WTF... my ass is stuck to my chair? Great, I leave again and all Hell breaks loose.

And that doesn't count around here either.

So my pizza was good. Damn good. Of course my daughter smoked the shit out of the house with the garlic bread in the toaster over... but hey, who needs to see.

But now they all hate me again here.

They wanted to play Trivial Pursuit. OK, fine... there's only one problem with that though, and that is that unless I try, I end up beating them all. Well, my daughter and I do a good 1, 2, but the other 2 are just lost. So in all reality, we kicked their asses. Both games. Oops, we did it again. :p

Now I have to take them out for ice cream or something to placate them. Bah. Good thing I like chocolate.

And some cute little chickadee sent me this cute .gif, anyone want to tell me how to upload it to the smilie thingy please? Since it has some t & a in it, I'm sure that Johny will love it.

[Elf]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Arcane1 again.

:D

[label]

LOL! Emoticon -- PM Pirate, he deals with those requests, alternatively you can post in this (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43236)thread like everybody else did.

[fenderbasher]

Hey! I turned 36 yesterday, and all I have to show for it is a shiny new license. Gone is the last picture ID that still showed me with hair. :(

[fenderbasher]

But I did get dinner cooked for me 2 nights in a row! :)

[Arcane1]

Hey! I turned 36 yesterday, and all I have to show for it is a shiny new license. Gone is the last picture ID that still showed me with hair. :(
Man... do I feel like a putz. Happy Birthday Fender. I say your name on the list and didn't get back to saying anything to you. You may de-rep me at will for being a cad.

Good for you for getting a new license... I let mine expire for 7 years. It took me 5 days and a few hundred dollars to finally resolve the matter just last month. I was on the phone with my atty. about getting it resolved (hands free) when I got into the wreck in the Honda.

Why the fuck would I let my license expire? Well, it was my last little bit of "refusing to conform" and also it was from a feeling of disgust at giving the State of Illinois another freaking nickel. Issues like the Govenor using taxpayer money to remodel his home and go gambling, the Tollway Authority manager using the State helicopter to go on afternoon retreats with his girlfriend (his wife was real impressed) and the massive degree of corruption overall in this bankrupt state were my reasons. Part of the new Patriot Act provisions however mandate that a valid DL number be attached to every vehicle title and license plate. Since my plates were up this month I had no choice but give in.

Oh, well that and I couldn't let my 16 year old son get a valid license before I had one... that was just too much of an absurdity. Fortunately his grades sucked so bad last term that he couldn't get it anyway.

Cheers to you Fender! :drink:

[Arcane1]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Arcane1 again.

:D
Well, then start spreading, my little Chickadee! :coolgleam

[fenderbasher]

Thanks, buddy. All I wanted for my birthday was a nice steak, a blowjob, and a chance to relax at home. Got 2 out of 3, so that's not too bad.
It was a mandatory license change, as there's a new design (ghey) with lots of unused space on it (more ghey) that should've been used for the signature line.
Paid $34.50 for an 8-year license (also new, but NOT ghey); works out to a little over $4/year. That's about the right amount I'm willing to give the state for the 'privilege' of 'being allowed' to drive.

[rbranson]

Hey! I turned 36 yesterday, and all I have to show for it is a shiny new license. Gone is the last picture ID that still showed me with hair. :(

A happy birthday to you, fenderbasher. Hopefully that third item on your wish list materializes -- I hear that trying to relax at home is pretty hard to get. :p

[johny_roberts]

Thanks, buddy. All I wanted for my birthday was a nice steak, a blowjob, and a chance to relax at home. Got 2 out of 3, so that's not too bad.

I did not know that Seeker could cook, and I agree he is a yappy bitch...


Well yall I am chugging:drink: at 10:00 am with a bunch of mates who are yelling for me to get off the computer. Of to a football game Berkely vs. who the fuck cares. Hope to find some hotties and well thats it...

peace out yall

[rbranson]

Jhony -- how about taking a few pics and posting them here? Make sure they are of the :wow: caliber, and not just Seeker ammo stuff.

[Seeker]

NFL.................Johny, you're so fucking queer you make camp homos look straight.

[rbranson]

Hey Seeker -- what happened to your previous avatar? Why the change?

[Seeker]

It scared Johny Roberts...he said it freaked him out.

[rbranson]

Too bad -- I dunno why, but your previous avatar kind of suited you. It made you look like a "seeker" (whatever that means ...).

Who am I to talk -- I'm just a wiggly mousetit. :boobies:

[fenderbasher]

Do you not realize the grave importance of a 'wiggly mousetit'?
It's a serious responsibility! :)

[Seeker]

Too bad -- I dunno why, but your previous avatar kind of suited you. It made you look like a "seeker" (whatever that means ...).

Who am I to talk -- I'm just a wiggly mousetit. :boobies:

Funny you should say that rbranson, my 4 year old took that picture of me and that is how it came out, I didn't alter it at all.....

[rbranson]

Some people's avatars don't seem to match their online personalities but in your case it was really you in more ways than one.

Should we have a poll about you going back to your previous avatar? WTF -- we've got nothing better to do after all. :drink:

[rbranson]

Do you not realize the grave importance of a 'wiggly mousetit'?
It's a serious responsibility! :)

Absolutely, I do. Especially when I am admiring/massaging/tasting a beautiful one in reality. :naughty:

[Seeker]

I was thinking about going back to it, if for no other reason than to annoy Johny.



Here you go sir.......just for you.

[rbranson]

I was thinking about going back to it, if for no other reason than to annoy Johny.



Here you go sir.......just for you.

Hey, that's really cool. Now I'm sure Jhony is going to find something gay to say about all of this.

Get your retaliation material ready. :drink:

[Seeker]

My material comes when Johny vomits his drivel on the screen.

The poor little poppit sets himself up every time.

[Siamhie]

Well yall I am chugging:drink: at 10:00 am with a bunch of mates who are yelling for me to get off the computer. Of to a football game Berkely vs. who the fuck cares. Hope to find some hotties and well thats it...

peace out yallNFL.................Johny, you're so fucking queer you make camp homos look straight.

http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/9888/roflneutest5br.gif (http://imageshack.us) @seeker




the civil war will commence on nov. 18th (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_War_(college_football_game))


go beavers
14689

[Seeker]

I can only hope they all get guns and blow each other away.

[rbranson]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Seeker again.

Haggisboy may not like your slugfests with Jhony, but something tells me he's in the minority this time around.

[Seeker]

Haggis is a sly man, he like smoke in the wind, the waters cascading down the sharp slopes of a mountain in the spring, he like polar bear searching for mate.

[Elf]

Some people's avatars don't seem to match their online personalities but in your case it was really you in more ways than one.


I can think of many that do.

There are far to many people on here with uptight avatars

[Arcane1]

Haggis is a sly man, he like smoke in the wind, the waters cascading down the sharp slopes of a mountain in the spring, he like polar bear searching for mate.
Like Polar Bear searching for Mate... There's an image. How'd you like to be on the recieving end of that Love Fest? Yikes!

[Arcane1]

I can think of many that do.

There are far to many people on here with uptight avatars
Not in this Corner Love... certainly out in the general population though.

[Seeker]

Hmmmmm, can I have a smoke afterwards?

[rbranson]

I can think of many that do.

There are far to many people on here with uptight avatars

True enough, Elf.

And you're only 4 posts away from a life-changing experience. Wait till you see all the pr0n you've been missing!

[Elf]

Everytime I look in the mirror and see my tits - I think rbranson - I see the wiggly mouse thing and everything. I am thinking rbranson is a superspy who posted spy cameras in my house.

[Elf]

My pron experience is not lacking rbranson ;)

[rbranson]

Everytime I look in the mirror and see my tits - I think rbranson - I see the wiggly mouse thing and everything. I am thinking rbranson is a superspy who posted spy cameras in my house.

:laughing:

I only wish.

Now ... only 3 posts away ... hummmmmmmmmm ... as soon as you hit 100 posts and the pr0n section opens to you, I'll have a couple of threads to suggest depending on what you like.

And there is a lot to like, trust me. :wow:

Well ... yes and no ... all depending on whether you enjoy that kind of stuff. :drink:

[rbranson]

My pron experience is not lacking rbranson ;)

Pray tell (now I won't be able to leave my computer screen ...).

And this thread is now going to provoke an immediate chorus of hard-ons. :FIREdevil

[Seeker]

You mean like that link you threw up of the guy blowing on the other guys face?

Or the good stuff?

[rbranson]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/7/7/5/7/nodoubt.jpg

[ribblefizz]

Everytime I look in the mirror and see my tits - I think rbranson - I see the wiggly mouse thing and everything.

You too? I've had to hide my makeup because I just KNOW that one day I'm going to get bored enough to try it.

[Elf]

Pray tell (now I won't be able to leave my computer screen ...).

And this thread is now going to provoke an immediate chorus of hard-ons. :FIREdevil

a good way to remove yourself from your puter screen = http://www.lemonparty.org.*


*stolen from JR I think

[rbranson]

You too? I've had to hide my makeup because I just KNOW that one day I'm going to get bored enough to try it.

How about a contest?

Hummmmmmmmmm ... that promises to be one long thread -- for every pic of a mouse-decorated breast that a lady member here exhibits, there will be about 100 replies from the guys.

The winning pic becomes my new avatar.

Sounds like a ZCash extravaganza. :tits:

[rbranson]

a good way to remove yourself from your puter screen = http://www.lemonparty.org.*


*stolen from JR I think


Talk about a cold shower. :uhh:


:omfg:


http://forum.zgeek.com/images/smilies/barf.gif

[Seeker]

Johny is the sick fucker lying on his back.

[Haggisboy]

You mean like that link you threw up of the guy blowing on the other guys face?

Or the good stuff?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Seeker again.

[Elf]

Talk about a cold shower. :uhh:


:omfg:


http://forum.zgeek.com/images/smilies/barf.gif

I am decoratng my right tit to look like rbransons avatar and posting it.


much :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: is needed

[Haggisboy]

How about a contest?

Hummmmmmmmmm ... that promises to be one long thread -- for every pic of a mouse-decorated breast that a lady member here exhibits, there will be about 100 replies from the guys.

The winning pic becomes my new avatar.

Question 1) So what? I should post a pic of my man boob or my johnson?


Question 2) Are you prepared to have this blow up in your face and endure having my wang as your avatar?
:wank:

[Seeker]

Question 1) So what? I should post a pic of my man boob or my johnson?


Question 2) Are you prepared to have this blow up in your face and endure having my wang as your avatar?
:wank:

You could always make an elephant with your johnson.

[rbranson]

Question 1) So what? I should post a pic of my man boob or my johnson?




Seeker -- where is Jhony when you need him the most? :laughing:

[Seeker]

Johny went to a gay fest AKA an NFL game.....much man love will come from this.

[rbranson]

I am decoratng my right tit to look like rbransons avatar and posting it.


much :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: is needed


You have our attention yet again.

But rather than ruin it with an expectation, this time, we'll just enjoy the comment and hope that no Jhony-inspired image follows ...

[Seeker]

I am decoratng my right tit to look like rbransons avatar and posting it.


much :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: is needed

I fully endorse this product.

[rbranson]

Johny went to a gay fest AKA an NFL game.....much man love will come from this.

Yeah, I hope his favorite steroid-users beat the other team's performance-enhancing guinea pigs.

[Seeker]

While slapping each others bottoms and shouting to the world of their straightness.

[rbranson]

Seeker, the best NFL stories always come out in the pre-season -- the wives of the players end up being seated at one end of the stadium, and at the opposite end, their mistresses -- and I mean several mistresses for the same player. Inevitably, one always finds out about one of the others being there, and fights sometimes break out in the stands.

Imagine the eye-candy of a cat fight between scantily-dressed women in stilts. Who cares about the drug users in uniform -- ain't where the action is.

[Seeker]

NFL is still gay......

[label]

NFL is still gay......

You've just spoiled the mystery of the sport for me.

[rbranson]

NFL is still gay......

Which is why a timely comment by Elf can be a savior.

We need to find a way to get her all the :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: she needs.

[rbranson]

You've just spoiled the mystery of the sport for me.

Mehhh ... you're not missing much. Kinda overhyped.

[Haggisboy]

Johny went to a gay fest AKA an NFL game.....much man love will come from this.

Correction. Given that a) the NFL isn't yet playing Saturday games, and b) Johny mentioned the name of a college, I suspect he's taking in the gheyest form of football on the planet - US college ball.

BTW - if someone can figure out the wacky rating system that seeds college teams and decides who plays who in the overabundance of bowl games each year, I will give you +rep.

[Arcane1]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/7/7/5/7/nodoubt.jpg
That is fucking AWESOME!
Especially since he says that he doesn't read... he just looks at the pictures.

[Seeker]

I love that baseball has the "World" series yet only American teams play.

[Seeker]

I just farted and it made me dry retch.....not sure what I ate....just had to share.

[Seeker]

Correction. Given that a) the NFL isn't yet playing Saturday games, and b) Johny mentioned the name of a college, I suspect he's taking in the gheyest form of football on the planet - US college ball.

BTW - if someone can figure out the wacky rating system that seeds college teams and decides who plays who in the overabundance of bowl games each year, I will give you +rep.

Thank you for the correction sire....and I must agree with you that it is the ultimute in gayness. :drink:

[Elf]

mouse enabled :)

[Seeker]

You need to write zgeek on them so we can confirm it is yours.....dems da rules....I just made up.

Small but just right to fill a mouth.

[Arcane1]

You need to write zgeek on them so we can confirm it is yours.....dems da rules....I just made up.

Small but just right to fill a mouth.
Those actually are the rules... but who the Hell cares.
As for the mouthful... that's all that counts, a mouthful topped with a beautiful nipple.

[Seeker]

They are the rules?

Cool....I'm da man!

[Elf]

You need to write zgeek on them so we can confirm it is yours.....dems da rules....I just made up.

Small but just right to fill a mouth.

I need to do nothing at all.

:D

[fenderbasher]

the civil war will commence on nov. 18th (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_War_(college_football_game))
go beavers
14689
Yeah, tell me about it. I tread lightly until the Beavs are assured victory, else I may as well not come home.
Hell, the missus only went to OSU for a few years, didn't graduate. Why all the hubbub?
Then again, she's a die-hard Niners fan, so I have to refrain from giving her crap about that as well....

[Arcane1]

I've always had issues with the percieved need for huge breasts... They dont hold up over time. It's those like Elf's that look good for a looooonngggg time. Those are the keepers.

[Arcane1]

Oh, right, I did (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43450).

Enjoy.:FIREdevil

[ribblefizz]

I've always had issues with the percieved need for huge breasts... They dont hold up over time. It's those like Elf's that look good for a looooonngggg time. Those are the keepers.


... must... fight... urge... to post... pics.......

Nothing particularly WRONG with big boobs either, though. Half the reason I'm not too motivated to lose any weight right now is that I really really really like my tits where they are right now. They do need a bit of support to be at their best, but the worst thing I can say about them is that they have.. sort of like strabismus, I guess.

[Arcane1]

... must... fight... urge... to post... pics.......

Nothing particularly WRONG with big boobs either, though. Half the reason I'm not too motivated to lose any weight right now is that I really really really like my tits where they are right now. They do need a bit of support to be at their best, but the worst thing I can say about them is that they have.. sort of like strabismus, I guess.
Don't resist! Post Pics!

I wasn't saying that there was anything wrong with any size boobs. I was saying that the obsession with large boobs is unrealistic. There are wonderful aspects to large boobs in the there is so much more surface area to lick and nibble, that wonderful area in between to... You know? I think I'll just stop there for now...
But please... post pics!

BTW, I had to look up "strabismus". And it isn't too often I get stumped like that. I owe you one.

[ribblefizz]

Heh. It's the medical transcriptionist in me.

I can't actually take credit for it, though, I heard two guys talking about their favorite kinds of boobs, and the one guy said he loved boobs that had strabismus. We were ALL going, "HUH??" until he demo'd with fingers at nipple level.

[Haggisboy]

mouse enabled :)

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Elf again.

[Haggisboy]

Don't resist! Post Pics!

It is with sadness of heart that we must report that Arcane1, aka Scott, passed away suddenly Saturday night after his wife turned on the computer and saw the naughtiness he's been up to.

Cause of death: a frying pan to the head. Coroners were amazed that it took a cast iron skillet and multiple blows to penetrate the thick skull which was renowned around the Chicago area for it's windshield smashing strength.

I lieu of flowers donations should be sent to the American Breast Cancer Society.

[Siamhie]

... must... fight... urge... to post... pics.......


DON'T POST


or


fight the future and POST THEM PICS!!!! of :boobies:

[Arcane1]

POST THEM PICS!!!! of :boobies:
I'll bet that if we alll PM her to post them, she might just
a) Tell us to all go get Fukt
b) post them
c) well, knowing her she'd come up with a good (c) option.

Posting from the beyond:reaper:

[Siamhie]

Hell, the missus only went to OSU for a few years, didn't graduate. Why all the hubbub?

i thought the same thing when i first moved here 10+ years ago...then i looked into the history of the civil war



damn thing has been going on for 111 years now

[label]

I'll bet that if we alll PM her to post them, she might just
a) Tell us to all go get Fukt
b) post them
c) well, knowing her she'd come up with a good (c) option.

Posting from the beyond:reaper:

I bet option c.

[Arcane1]

Hey all,

McZ posted an interesting idea over HERE (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43449) and of course the e-clique had to jump his ass like flies looking for a fix. Take a look please. I'm sure you'll find it interesting.

From the beyond :reaper:

[ribblefizz]

::wearing black in mourning for Arcane1::

"Flies looking for a fix"?? Never heard that one before.

[Haggisboy]

McZ posted an interesting idea over HERE (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43449) and of course the e-clique had to jump his ass like flies looking for a fix. Take a look please. I'm sure you'll find it interesting.

I think Randy Newman had them in mind when he wrote Small People.

[rbranson]

mouse enabled :)

Thx Elf.

How about that mouse drawing? :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:

[McZ]

While I was waiting for zgeek to come back online, I wandered over to www.asianthumbs.org . I am a big fan of Julie Baek, Satomi Mizuno, and Kiko Wu. My ex boss looks like Julie and my wife looks like Satomi.

What amazed me most of all was the post about NASA paying Russian for four more launches. I don't know what cray's problem is. NASA needs time to figure out how to fix the foam and Russia needs the money. BTW, one of the discussions at NASA is this really large condom.

The other post was meant to be a serious discussion of what might happen in the next 100 years if things go the way they are going. Maybe my debating skills suck. Ribblefizz made me look like an idiot the other day but I deserved that one.

[rbranson]

While I was waiting for zgeek to come back online, I wandered over to www.asianthumbs.org . I am a big fan of Julie Baek, Satomi Mizuno, and Kiko Wu. My ex boss looks like Julie and my wife looks like Satomi.

What amazed me most of all was the post about NASA paying Russian for four more launches. I don't know what cray's problem is. NASA needs time to figure out how to fix the foam and Russia needs the money. BTW, one of the discussions at NASA is this really large condom.

The other post was meant to be a serious discussion of what might happen in the next 100 years if things go the way they are going. Maybe my debating skills suck. Ribblefizz made me look like an idiot the other day but I deserved that one.

Dude -- you did nothing wrong. This kind of shit goes on here all the time. Fortunately, it's not generalized yet.

Submitting news is a damn risky business. :deadhorse

[Sagacious]

While I was waiting for zgeek to come back online, I wandered over to www.asianthumbs.org . I am a big fan of Julie Baek, Satomi Mizuno, and Kiko Wu. My ex boss looks like Julie and my wife looks like Satomi.

What amazed me most of all was the post about NASA paying Russian for four more launches. I don't know what cray's problem is. NASA needs time to figure out how to fix the foam and Russia needs the money. BTW, one of the discussions at NASA is this really large condom.

The other post was meant to be a serious discussion of what might happen in the next 100 years if things go the way they are going. Maybe my debating skills suck. Ribblefizz made me look like an idiot the other day but I deserved that one.

If NASA needs condoms to keep the foam on the Extenal Fuel Tank form falling off they may be in luck. Since the birth of our sencond child my wife has had an IUD inserted and I now have a packet of condoms with about 10 left in it that NASA is welcome to acquire on reasonable terms. They are unlikely to be a perfect fit but if they tie the end off the rubber shouldn't slide off regardless of how loose it might be.

[McZ]

I have some incredible images of the tank and the boosters from STS-114. I need to get permission to post them but the files are 300mb+- so I have not found a place to post them anyway. They were taken with our groups cameras. They even have sound. We have been passing them around on flash.

Lots of little pieces can be seen coming off of the tanks. Most of it is really small. There was one piece that scared the shit out of everyone. That one piece is holding up everything. They know how to fix that one problem but they are concerned that it may screw up something else. One of the suggestions was to put a condom like piece over the foam. Something like panty hose material. But then you worry about screwing up the foam. That is why everyone want to drop the Shuttle system and move to the CLV.

[ribblefizz]

Maybe my debating skills suck. Ribblefizz made me look like an idiot the other day but I deserved that one.

Awwwww... your debating skills don't suck, I'm just kind of pit-bullish on certain topics and won't.ever.give.up. (c: I got serious warm fuzzies from your +rep comment, by the way... that made my day; very gracious of you. Thanks!

[Arcane1]

While I was waiting for zgeek to come back online, I wandered over to www.asianthumbs.org . I am a big fan of Julie Baek, Satomi Mizuno, and Kiko Wu. My ex boss looks like Julie and my wife looks like Satomi.

What amazed me most of all was the post about NASA paying Russian for four more launches. I don't know what cray's problem is. NASA needs time to figure out how to fix the foam and Russia needs the money. BTW, one of the discussions at NASA is this really large condom.

The other post was meant to be a serious discussion of what might happen in the next 100 years if things go the way they are going. Maybe my debating skills suck. Ribblefizz made me look like an idiot the other day but I deserved that one.
That McZ, is what the Calvary is for. And as you see, they are an effective bunch of bastards.

As for Cray, well, you see, there is a very simple answer to your question about "what Cray's problem is".
Do this:
a) Hold out your Right hand, palm facing away from you
b) bring your thumb and forefinger together until they touch
c) separate the thumb and forefinger by about the thickness of a #2 pencil
d) it's about this big.

End of issue.

-Scott (from the other side) :reaper:

[Arcane1]

This POST (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43452) was good enough to be news for the Chicago Tribune.

[Dundasbro]

That McZ, is what the Calvary is for.
Ummmm, Scott... Is it intentional that you spelt cavalry like that?

[Hairyman]

Yes I think he did mean Calvary - you ride up, grab the fucker by the balls and nail him to a cross.

[rbranson]

That McZ, is what the Calvary is for. And as you see, they are an effective bunch of bastards.




But, imagine for a sec. that Bush was calling on the Calvary ...

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/7/7/5/7/bush1.jpg

[Arcane1]

Ummmm, Scott... Is it intentional that you spelt cavalry like that?
I figured that someone with a Sysyphysian theme for an avatar would get that one...

calvary: religious themed endeavor, similar to jihad
cavelry: horseback military unit.

Now, it seems that we need to go all Prometheus on the fuckers.

[Arcane1]

But, imagine for a sec. that Bush was calling on the Calvary ...

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/7/7/5/7/bush1.jpg
You do not have enough Rep to give RBranson for that one. Try again later.

Damn. I tried.:reaper:

[rbranson]

Arcane -- you're really too kind.

[McZ]

Ribblefizz, I lived in Lubbock for 1 year in 1979. I was going to Tech and working at TI on the northside. Lubbock was just to dry, desolate and isolated for me. I learned in Lubbock that it can rain and never get to the ground (virga) and tumbleweeds are not soft and fluffy. Now I live in the swamps on the southeastern side of Houston. If you get down here give me a shout. That goes for anyone else. The least I can do is give you a tour of NASA.

[rbranson]

If you get down here give me a shout. That goes for anyone else. The least I can do is give you a tour of NASA.

It's really cool of you to offer that -- man, what a class act.

:clap:

[Arcane1]

Ribblefizz, I lived in Lubbock for 1 year in 1979. I was going to Tech and working at TI on the northside. Lubbock was just to dry, desolate and isolated for me. I learned in Lubbock that it can rain and never get to the ground (virga) and tumbleweeds are not soft and fluffy. Now I live in the swamps on the southeastern side of Houston. If you get down here give me a shout. That goes for anyone else. The least I can do is give you a tour of NASA.

Loading the van now. When you see a Blue Chevy Astro pull up, it's me.

[Arcane1]

So y'all know,

Thanksgiving here is open to anyone that would like to come. A little notice would be great, but you're welcome to show.

Keep in mind, I have a Greek wife, she can cook for 4 for dinners or 40 for events. She really doesn't have an in between mode. Last Easter I had 20 realtives here, and there was still enough left to feed us for a week, and that was AFTER we sent home stuff with everyone intul we ran out of containers.

[rbranson]

Loading the van now. When you see a Blue Chevy Astro pull up, it's me.

If I ever get up to Texas, I hear there is a real good cook-off trail -- what's it called "the BBQ trail", I believe -- their meats on the grill are to die for.

Nothin' tastes as good as a charbroiled steak and those Texans have the best recipes (not to mention the best steak sauces and meats).

I know someone who was living there for a while and told me about this one restaurant where you get a free meal if you manage to ingest this giant slab of meat -- they even have a list of people who have successfully done it, including grandmothers and even kids. Most people can't hack it.

[McZ]

Ribblefizz would get the special tour.

More the merrier. We have a big house, a big pool and a small fishing lake out back. The pool is 76 degrees right now which for a Texan is a little cold.

Texans pride themselves on good beef and bbq. When I go to SE Asia, I find Aussie beef a little gamey. Beats eating tofu but just not the same as grain feed beef. There is a restaurant that has a steak so large that most people cant eat it. I dont remember the details but I will look it up. There is also a steakhouse that if you show up wearing a tie they will cut it off and hang it on the wall.

There is a restaurant out the back gate that serves buffalo burgers on a sweet sour dough bun. Low fat, great taste.

[rbranson]

Ribblefizz would get the special tour.



Oops. Misread your offer, I guess.

Oh well. Ribblefizz, if you go, post them pics. :drink:

McZ -- care to share some of your personal NASA pics? It's a destination for
several but few of us ever make it there. I have a feeling your priviledged access
to the site could provide amazing views.

And if you would oblige -- please do so in Arcane's thread exclusively.

[ribblefizz]

... Lubbock was just to dry, desolate and isolated for me. I learned in Lubbock that it can rain and never get to the ground (virga) and tumbleweeds are not soft and fluffy.

Heh. And from where I live, Lubbock looks like a refreshing oasis.

Tumbleweeds are indeed not soft and fluffy, but they are kinda cute when people grab a few of 'em, wedge them together by some means of which I am completely ignorant, and decorate them as snowmen. When there's a windstorm and they're piled up higher than the roof of your house blocking the front door, not so cute. (I'll have to see if I can find the pics of that. We had to go out the back door, come around front, and pull them away to be able to open the door. Took my dad's pickup eleven trips to the dump, loaded full each time but the last time, to get rid of them all. I was scratched and full of bramble-things for more than a month.)

I need to get the hell out of here, but can't manage it yet... one day. And I will definitely keep your offer in mind if we get out Houston way - got room on that tour for a preteen boy? I have a few other east Texas friends I keep meaning to visit, so maybe I'll do a Grand Tour one of these days.

[McZ]

Oops. Misread your offer, I guess.

Oh well. Ribblefizz, if you go, post them pics. :drink:

McZ -- care to share some of your personal NASA pics? It's a destination for
several but few of us ever make it there. I have a feeling your priviledged access
to the site could provide amazing views.

And if you would oblige -- please do so in Arcane's thread exclusively.


No the offer is still valid for everyone. It's just that Ribblefizz would get a special tour.

Geek chicks rate! I am very supportive of women in the workplace. My bosses over the last few years have been women. All of them brilliant, great managers, and every one of them beautiful. I am getting off topic but I want everyone to get an education, get a good job and PAY LOTS OF TAXES.

[McZ]

Heh. And from where I live, Lubbock looks like a refreshing oasis.

Tumbleweeds are indeed not soft and fluffy, but they are kinda cute when people grab a few of 'em, wedge them together by some means of which I am completely ignorant, and decorate them as snowmen. When there's a windstorm and they're piled up higher than the roof of your house blocking the front door, not so cute. (I'll have to see if I can find the pics of that. We had to go out the back door, come around front, and pull them away to be able to open the door. Took my dad's pickup eleven trips to the dump, loaded full each time but the last time, to get rid of them all. I was scratched and full of bramble-things for more than a month.)

I need to get the hell out of here, but can't manage it yet... one day. And I will definitely keep your offer in mind if we get out Houston way - got room on that tour for a preteen boy? I have a few other east Texas friends I keep meaning to visit, so maybe I'll do a Grand Tour one of these days.

I remember opening the front door one morning and the tumbleweeds filled the porch. I too had to go around the back to move them.

Of course we have room for you and a preteen boy. Just as long as he stays away from my neice.

Why is it too hard to get out of west texas? Still have family there?

[McZ]

Single shots are easy to come by. The station guys send us earth shots all of the time. There is a special window in the station lab. It has special optical glass and a cover that swings out of the way. They have a optical bench that mounts into the window so they can get really good pictures.

I will dig through the photos, anything in particular that you would like?

Like I said earlier, I am trying to get the hires videos from STS-114 released.

It gets pretty boring up there. They sometimes call people on the ground just to talk. Leroy called one of my coworkers a couple of months ago just to see what was going on. My friend forgot Leroy was on station and did not remember until after the call. I have met most of the astronauts and I know about 10 pretty well. They are all really nice people. No jerks that I have met. A couple of them live in my neighborhood, and of them lives next door.

[McZ]

I can think of many that do.

There are far to many people on here with uptight avatars

I have not really thought about the avatars of others other than some are deceiving. Maybe that is the point but everytime I see rbranson's or bifrost's avatar I think that they are female. Is this some subconcious thing? My avatar is pretty much me.

[McZ]

Here is a couple pictures out my old office window. My office looked out into the highbay of building 9 which is where all of the flight simulators and mockups are kept.

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/9/nasa1.JPG

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/9/nasa2.JPG

[Haggisboy]

Loading the van now. When you see a Blue Chevy Astro pull up, it's me.

Arcane for got to add to keep a lookout for the Chevy Astro with the large spiderweb impact mark in the windshield.

You can throw a tailgate party in the NASA parking lot and he'll entertain the engineers with his amazing ability to crush huge portions of aircraft fuselage with his forehead.

[Haggisboy]

Here is a couple pictures out my old office window. My office looked out into the highbay of building 9 which is where all of the flight simulators and mockups are kept.

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Out of curiosity, who makes those sims? I have a suspicion they're made by my company.

[McZ]

The dumb mockups are made by NASA. I think some were made by a Canadian company but I cant remember the name. NEPTEC does a lot of work for NASA. If I remember I will look it up tomorrow.

Who do you work for?

[Haggisboy]

The dumb mockups are made by NASA. I think some were made by a Canadian company but I cant remember the name. NEPTEC does a lot of work for NASA. If I remember I will look it up tomorrow.

Who do you work for?

I won't state that sort of info in a public thread.

[ribblefizz]

No the offer is still valid for everyone. It's just that Ribblefizz would get a special tour.

The special tour... that's the one where I get pushed into a barrel of rocket fuel at the end, right? (c;

[ribblefizz]

Of course we have room for you and a preteen boy. Just as long as he stays away from my neice.

Why is it too hard to get out of west texas? Still have family there?

He's still at the "Girls are icky" stage so I think that's good.

The family is part of the reason I keep trying to get out, actually.

The excuse I'm using for staying right now is that I have an awesome job, which I'd be hard pressed to duplicate elsewhere for various reasons (not worth going into detail but all very valid), and because the expenses involved in moving a household across country are more than I can handle at the moment. Hell, moving two blocks up and across the street nearly killed me - I'm still recovering from that, physically and financially, and that was a year and a half ago.

There's some upheaval wrt my job at the moment, and its awesomeness might not last out the week, so who knows what'll come next.

[McZ]

He's still at the "Girls are icky" stage so I think that's good.

Hell, I am still at the "Girls are icky" stage.

There's some upheaval wrt my job at the moment, and its awesomeness might not last out the week, so who knows what'll come next.

I understand the feeling. I am hunkered down at NASA right now trying to stay employed. No matter what happens at NASA it is still a very cool place.

Houston has a huge medical base that could probably improve your position.

Switch to PM if you want.

[McZ]

The special tour... that's the one where I get pushed into a barrel of rocket fuel at the end, right? (c;

No it is the tour where they give you desk, a pc and tell you to go to work.

[McZ]

No it is the tour where they give you desk, a pc and tell you to go to work.

Funny thing about NASA. I did the Space Center Houston tour a couple of years before I came here. I was standing on the balcony on the opposite side of the high bay (see pictures) and I was thinking, man this would a cool place to work.

Now I am kind of jaded. We used to stand out on the highbay floor and do line dances to amuse the tourists while we were working on the hardware. Of course we would also comment about the women while we were leaning on the Shuttle.

[ribblefizz]

No it is the tour where they give you desk, a pc and tell you to go to work.

If they'd give me a laptop and a satellite connection, tell me to go home and get to work, I'd be all over it. Doubt they'd hire me, though. College degrees are pretty important these days.

[Arcane1]

Arcane for got to add to keep a lookout for the Chevy Astro with the large spiderweb impact mark in the windshield.

You can throw a tailgate party in the NASA parking lot and he'll entertain the engineers with his amazing ability to crush huge portions of aircraft fuselage with his forehead.
That was a Honda... and it is gone to Honda Heaven.:reaper:

[rbranson]

That was a Honda... and it is gone to Honda Heaven.:reaper:

See that -- you meet Haggisboy just once, and there he goes spilling out the most intimate details about your ex-vehicle.

I believe there is a rule against this in the "Man Rules" thread.

Next thing you know, Haggisboy will reveal how many times passengers in your ex-vehicle passed gas on your van seats, after your visits to fast-food joints.

:drink:

[johny_roberts]

The special tour...;

I got a special tour for ya,

Note: it will require helmets and lots of padding

[johny_roberts]

See that -- you meet Haggisboy just once, and there he goes spilling out the most intimate details about your ex-vehicle.

I believe there is a rule against this in the "Man Rules" thread.

Next thing you know, Haggisboy will reveal how many times passengers in your ex-vehicle passed gas on your van seats, after your visits to fast-food joints.

:drink:

mehhh,

you swollow though :wank:

[rbranson]

mehhh,

you swollow though :wank:

I can see your visit at the massage parlor did you no good.

Unless of course, you left out some very important details -- like, the fact that the "girl" giving you the massage was really a transvestite and that the goo you walked out with, was really the result of :anal:

[SOC]

So y'all know,

Thanksgiving here is open to anyone that would like to come. A little notice would be great, but you're welcome to show.

Keep in mind, I have a Greek wife, she can cook for 4 for dinners or 40 for events. She really doesn't have an in between mode. Last Easter I had 20 realtives here, and there was still enough left to feed us for a week, and that was AFTER we sent home stuff with everyone intul we ran out of containers.
I might just join you guys for the feasting frenzy ;)

[Elf]

My house is a male free zone for three nights and four days :cheer:

[rbranson]

My house is a male free zone for three nights and four days :cheer:

Bush aides have been informed of your post and an army helicopter has been re-routed from New Orleans to your home.

Don't forget to :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/7/7/5/7/ourboysinblue.jpeg

[rbranson]

In an effort to better understand Bush's declarations, I have located a vid compiled by a Presidential Speechalist -- seems like a lot of the inane stuff Bush blurts out, is in fact intended.

Judge for yourselves:

http://gprime.net/video.php/presidentialspeechalist

:deadhorse

[Arcane1]

Stop the presses--F.D.A. declares condoms prevent pregnancy

The Food and Drug Administration has released a 63-page report that declares, among other things, that latex condoms are effective in preventing pregnancy and in reducing the risk of infection from sexually transmitted diseases and AIDS.
The report will form the basis on new condom packaging in the United States.

The F.D.A.'s report also concludes that latex condoms are less effective against genital herpes, syphillis, and the human papillomavirus than they are against potential pregnancy and other STD's. The human papillomavirus--the leading cause of cervical cancer--has become the subject of a new right-wing campaign to "protect" girls from being sexually active.

NY Times (http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/11/health/11condom.html?oref=login)
UID: scott_l
PW: corner

[Arcane1]

Fiscal Quagmire

Commentary: Say this for the Bush administration: it will stick with a failed policy, come what may.

By Bernard Wasow
November 11, 2005
Article created by The Century Foundation.

The Bush administration has been better at starting policy initiatives and sticking to them than at finishing the job successfully. The war in Iraq is only the most salient of the failed policies that the administration is steadfastly pursuing.

On the economic front, the administration has launched one tax bill after another, all aimed at reducing taxes, especially on income from capital.

Unlike the war in Iraq, where every day brings news to families of the devastating human cost, the war on taxes is only preparing the ground for a harvest of economic problems. It may be years before the chronic build-up of national debt leads to flight from the dollar, high interest rates, and accelerating inflation, but that is where our fiscal policy is taking us.

Congress is now negotiating to approve tax cuts that will cost about $70 billion between 2006 and 2010. Some of these cuts, notably reform of the out-of-control Alternative Minimum Tax, are necessary. But other tax cuts that are likely to come out of the reconciliation process now underway in Congress are disastrously misguided. In particular, the plan to extend the huge tax breaks on income from dividends and capital gains only makes sense if the goal is for the federal government to borrow money in order to reward the very rich.

Full Commentary (http://www.motherjones.com/commentary/columns/2005/11/fiscal_quagmire.html)

[Arcane1]

Emphasis on Former

http://home.speedsite.com/scottl/FormerModel.jpg“Of course they’re real. They’re rock hard from … exercise.”

Back in the 1970s, when boob jobs were still in their infancy, she rushed at the chance to get the operaion in hopes that it would increase business. Large breasts were big back then (excuse the pun). Just as she traded her first small sex toy for one with more battery power, she traded in her AAs for a pair of Cs.

Little did she know that being a surgical early adopter was not such a good plan. The 1980s came and the androgynous look returned. Small breasts were the thing to have. Now she is left with purple scars, creepy stretch marks and the appearance of having Tupperware bowls under her skin.

Credit: Davezilla

[rbranson]

Arcane -- great stuff. We can submit news items here and do without intrusive moderatorship. :drink:

[Arcane1]

Arcane -- great stuff. We can submit news items here and do without intrusive moderatorship. :drink:
Tsk, Tsk. Now did I say that? :coolgleam

[rbranson]

Tsk, Tsk. Now did I say that? :coolgleam

Errrrrrr ... back to Bush's position on da Bomb.

http://www.sandy-xxx.com/foro/attachments/iimg_00015.JPG

[rbranson]

Single shots are easy to come by. The station guys send us earth shots all of the time. There is a special window in the station lab. It has special optical glass and a cover that swings out of the way. They have a optical bench that mounts into the window so they can get really good pictures.

I will dig through the photos, anything in particular that you would like?



McZ -- some earth shots would be nice. And pics of space taken from the station lab as well.

Are we talking material that has never been published before?

Also, what is the current status of the following -- any new images that can be shared?

If no unforeseen failures occur, we will be able to maintain communications with both spacecraft until at least the year 2030. Both Voyagers have plenty of hydrazine fuel -- Voyager 1 is expected to have enough propellant until 2040 and Voyager 2 until 2034. The limiting factor is the RTGs (radio-isotope thermal generators). The power output from the RTGs is slowly dropping each year. By 2000, there won't be enough power for the UVS (ultraviolet spectrometer) instrument. By 2010, the power will have dropped low enough such that not all of the fields and particles instruments can be powered on at the same time. A power sharing plan will go into effect then, where some of the F & P instruments are powered on, and others off. The spacecraft can last in this mode for about another 10 years, and after that the power will probably be too low to maintain the spacecraft.

LINK: http://www.nineplanets.org/spacecraft.html#Voyager2

[Elf]

Emphasis on Former

http://home.speedsite.com/scottl/FormerModel.jpg“Of course they’re real. They’re rock hard from … exercise.”

Back in the 1970s, when boob jobs were still in their infancy, she rushed at the chance to get the operaion in hopes that it would increase business. Large breasts were big back then (excuse the pun). Just as she traded her first small sex toy for one with more battery power, she traded in her AAs for a pair of Cs.

Little did she know that being a surgical early adopter was not such a good plan. The 1980s came and the androgynous look returned. Small breasts were the thing to have. Now she is left with purple scars, creepy stretch marks and the appearance of having Tupperware bowls under her skin.

Credit: Davezilla

I sicked up my tea

[Elf]

Edit: My dog did to - gonna getcha gitface for posting that

[rbranson]

gonna getcha gitface for posting that

Elf getting upset ... that could get interesting.

Arcane -- just make sure you have a jock strap on. ;)

[Arcane1]

Elf getting upset ... that could get interesting.

Arcane -- just make sure you have a jock strap on. ;)
Steel reinforced cup.

[johny_roberts]

Steel reinforced cup.

did you buy it in the kiddy section :laughing:

[McZ]

McZ -- some earth shots would be nice. And pics of space taken from the station lab as well.

Are we talking material that has never been published before?



Probably not seen by too many people. NASA has so much earth video they dont know what to do with it. Most of the time they just leave the cameras on and record it endlessly.

I requested some DVD's of earth videos and they gave me so much I have not seen is all.

Leroy sent us a really cool picture of a Caribbean blue hole. I think I have it at the house if not I have it a work.

What I need is a server that I can upload about 1gb of data for the first group.

[McZ]

Also, what is the current status of the following -- any new images that can be shared?


The Voyagers are managed out of JPL. I have not been keeping up with them. See this link and the JPL site.

http://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/index.html

They also manage the Mars Rovers.

BTW this is why NASA needs more Plutonium. There are three sources of Plutonium, Russia, Japan or restart the USA production. Russia is the prefered source but Japan was also under consideration until the law was changed last week. A restart of the USA production would make a lot of people nervous. Japan has the largest stockpile of Plutonium. I heard somewhere that they have more than all other countries combined.

[McZ]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/9/384-hotbombshell.jpeg

[Elf]

Thought these may have ben sufficient http://www.ezystep.co.nz/images/saugkapseln.jpg

How wrong one can be

[rbranson]

Probably not seen by too many people. NASA has so much earth video they dont know what to do with it. Most of the time they just leave the cameras on and record it endlessly.

I requested some DVD's of earth videos and they gave me so much I have not seen is all.

Leroy sent us a really cool picture of a Caribbean blue hole. I think I have it at the house if not I have it a work.

What I need is a server that I can upload about 1gb of data for the first group.

For pics, you can always upload here.

As far as vids go, I have seen hosting sites that allow in the neighborhood of 250 MBs. Maybe someone can help us out.

Can you chop them up into shorter segments, so that it will be a lot easier on us to download?

[johny_roberts]

Thought these may have ben sufficient http://www.ezystep.co.nz/images/saugkapseln.jpg

How wrong one can be

are those hats for garden gnomes.............

[rbranson]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/7/7/5/7/untitled.bmp

Yes, yes ... crotch space, the final frontier. :elefant:

[McZ]

These are images of the external tank falling away from the Orbiter on the last flight STS-114. I don't know what place on the earth this is.

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/9/ET1.JPG

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/9/ET2.JPG

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/9/ET3.JPG

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/9/ET4.JPG

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/9/ET5.JPG

[McZ]

Yes, yes ... crotch space, the final frontier. :elefant:

I forgot to title it. "Crotch Rocket"

[rbranson]

are those hats for garden gnomes.............

I believe they are S&M repellants to stave off bites and clothespins.

I had no idea Elf owned Domina-type accessories. I'll be darned.

[McZ]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/9/Piratepix.bmp

Pirate posted this picture on the front page. So far he has not come up with a name.

rbranson, I am confident that you will know.

[rbranson]

I forgot to title it. "Crotch Rocket"

Well, the crotch area in your picture, lies in the shadows and remains unexplored.

The cleavage tunnel is heavily emphasized but it is still considered a repository of many secrets, so it is a challenging pursuit in its own right -- hence, primed for repeated examinations.

[rbranson]

These are images of the external tank falling away from the Orbiter on the last flight STS-114. I don't know what place on the earth this is.

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I see that they saved on the paint -- I imagine these rust buckets simply disintegrate into the atmosphere or do they split up in several tiny particles, showering someone's tomato garden with unexpected minerals?

[rbranson]

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Pirate posted this picture on the front page. So far he has not come up with a name.

rbranson, I am confident that you will know.

Her t-shirt says "maybe" and her look is perplexed -- all signs pointing to a possible change of heart.

I guess we'll call it: "Maybe love you long long time." :elefant:

[Arcane1]

I see that they saved on the paint -- I imagine these rust buckets simply disintegrate into the atmosphere or do they split up in several tiny particles, showering someone's tomato garden with unexpected minerals?
I'm sure McZ knows that exact weight, but the total weight of the paint to cover that tank is substantial enough to be missed. I remember the first time I read that and then thought about how much a gallon of paint weighs (about 11 pounds) and primer X a very tall tank.

[DOGG]

What I need is a server that I can upload about 1gb of data for the first group.
There is a server... check out my series of NASA stuff

http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43149&highlight=video
http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43148&highlight=video
http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43147&highlight=video
http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43145&highlight=video
http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43139&highlight=video
http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43137&highlight=video
http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43132&highlight=video
http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43085&highlight=video
http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43134&highlight=video

Serve your shit at www.archive.org

[Siamhie]

What I need is a server that I can upload about 1gb of data for the first group.

check out the links DOGG provided here

http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=39918

[McZ]

There is a server... check out my series of NASA stuff

http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43149&highlight=video
http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43148&highlight=video
http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43147&highlight=video
http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43145&highlight=video
http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43139&highlight=video
http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43137&highlight=video
http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43132&highlight=video
http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43085&highlight=video
http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43134&highlight=video

Serve your shit at www.archive.org

I saw your vids the other day. I forgot about that. Sorry. Good stuff.

[McZ]

I'm sure McZ knows that exact weight, but the total weight of the paint to cover that tank is substantial enough to be missed. I remember the first time I read that and then thought about how much a gallon of paint weighs (about 11 pounds) and primer X a very tall tank.

Most of the External Tank is made up of composites and aluminum. No heavy metals. The tanks vaporize completely. The SRB's are another story. The orange color is the foam. Where you see white is where the foam came off. The third picture show the missing foam that came off. They was a pretty big piece and people at NASA shit all over themselves when they say it come off. In the videos you can see that piece come off and exit between the tank and the orbiter wing. They dont paint them anymore to save weight. The orange helps see foam better.

In the second picture you see some plumbing. This is the hydrogen line going from the tank to the main engines. The picture is just after the tank separates. The open end of the pipe just came out of the embilical well which is where the camera is located. There are two door, one on each side of the well wells. The other embilical well has a high speed 16mm film camera. They have to develop the film after it comes back. I am working on a new camera to replace the film camera.

[McZ]

These pictures are from a new manuever that the orbiter does as it approaches the station. The idea is to present the top and bottom of the orbiter so that the astronauts can take pictures and inspect for damage.
Eileen Collins flew this by hand without the computer. The flight data recorders showed that she did it better than the computer could do it. I think the distance is actually about 500ft. The manuever takes about 2 minutes if remember. So beautiful.

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/9/rpm1.JPG

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/9/rpm2.JPG

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/9/rpm3.JPG

[McZ]

Another comment about the first picture. You can see the Ku band antenna on the left side of the cargo bay. The doors are open. On the right side you can see the robot arm. In the second picture you can see the arm and the OBSS on the opposite side. OBSS is Orbiter Boom Sensor System. It looks like a long pipe. The robot arm is 50 ft long and the OBSS is a 50ft extention that they hook on. At the end of the OBSS you can see the sensors. There are several cameras and laser imaging systems to measure the contour of the wings to see if there is any damage. Again you can see Ku band antenna just above the OBSS on the Starboard side.

[rbranson]

These pictures are from a new manuever that the orbiter does as it approaches the station. The idea is to present the top and bottom of the orbiter so that the astronauts can take pictures and inspect for damage.
Eileen Collins flew this by hand without the computer. The flight data recorders showed that she did it better than the computer could