Arcane1's corner of ZGeek

[SOC]

Well thats uncalled for.
No it's not, cos you're a cunt or so I'm told on the internets.

[johny_roberts]

Washington State?

They are pretty fucking moronic.

and this guy fits the mold... whinny cunt also....

[label]

label.

But she is a she isn't she....so that would be right...unless she was a she that munched rug, then it would be wrong.

huh?

[johny_roberts]

No it's not, cos you're a cunt or so I'm told on the internets.

the internets never lie

[Seeker]

No it's not, cos you're a cunt or so I'm told on the internets.

Sir.

I do believe the information you received from the internets was false due to the incompetence of the individuals that have pass said information onto you.

Please accept my apologise for your hanging around with tools.

Sincerly

Seeker

[rbranson]

Mehhh,

stop thinking of my cock you :anal: dwelling :fag: go :jizz: over your :pclove: and let me deal with this moron from Washington for a while.....

love training I am doing a great job :lesbians:

The fuck you doing -- still around? When are you leaving for your bank account withdrawal junket?

Seeker is already starting to miss you -- can't you tell?:chair:

[johny_roberts]

The fuck you doing -- still around? When are you leaving for your bank account withdrawal junket?

Seeker is already starting to miss you -- can't you tell?:chair:

Six hours left at work then the fun begins..

Really fucking busy also but this tool I am training does not know his ass from a hole in the ground so I am waiting for him to find it..

I hate morons...

[Seeker]

Where in Washginton is he from?

Would help to know if you should just smack him with a 2 X 4.

[rbranson]

Six hours left at work then the fun begins..

Really fucking busy also but this tool I am training does not know his ass from a hole in the ground so I am waiting for him to find it..

I hate morons...

Mehhh, at least if you were training a babe, it would have been an investment. :drink:

[Seeker]

Yeah an investment in pain when his missus finds out.

[label]

Yeah an investment in pain when his missus finds out.

who? the morons?

[Seeker]

Johny.

[Arcane1]

I'm safe from Johny? :rrofl:

:mdr:
:mdr:
:mdr:
Safe from Johny = Steel Plate in your shorts

[Arcane1]

I can already imagine the scene, when a female ZGeeker gets (paid) to visit Arcane and SOC ...

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/7/7/5/7/hehegirl.gif
Looks a lot like SOC, but you're way off with me. I'm far better looking than that twit.

[Seeker]

Hey Arcanes back from giving SOC a reach around!

[johny_roberts]

Where in Washginton is he from?

Would help to know if you should just smack him with a 2 X 4.

From Battle Ground wherever that is...

Hey Arcane1 how was your protein shake :jizz: from SOC........ ya dirty :fag:s

[rbranson]

Arcane -- what's with all these ZGeekers using your house like some hotel?

And, why are there never any babes coming over -- what's the deal with that?

[SOC]

I can already imagine the scene, when a female ZGeeker gets (paid) to visit Arcane and SOC ...

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/7/7/5/7/hehegirl.gifI'm sorry, the guy on the left looks more like Spingo than me. I look like George Clooney. Or so I'm told.

[rbranson]

From Battle Ground wherever that is...

Hey Arcane1 how was your protein shake :jizz: from SOC........ ya dirty :fag:s

:mdr:

[Seeker]

From Battle Ground wherever that is...

Hey Arcane1 how was your protein shake :jizz: from SOC........ ya dirty :fag:s

Battle Ground Vancouver Washington.

Sad.......very sad...just smack him upside the head...and call him a hillbilly mother fucker. :victory:

[johny_roberts]

Battle Ground Vancouver Washington.

Sad.......very sad...just smack him upside the head...and call him a hillbilly mother fucker. :victory:

no shit :grr: ohh well :grr:

[Arcane1]

I hate morons...
Hating Morons = Despising 98% of the Planet's Population

Cynic? Me? Damn straight.

:victory:

[Seeker]

I hate you SOC.

[Arcane1]

Arcane -- what's with all these ZGeekers using your house like some hotel?

And, why are there never any babes coming over -- what's the deal with that?
Elf and Ribbles have a standing invitation... straight up. (pun, pun, whak)

[SOC]

I hate you SOC.
See? You're catching on. Next you'll be making up lies about *why* you hate me.

[rbranson]

Elf and Ribbles have a standing invitation... straight up. (pun, pun, whak)

Ribbles might come over, but Elf ... you'll have to catch her on a good day. She packs a wallop.

[Seeker]

See? You're catching on. Next you'll be making up lies about *why* you hate me.


I would say IRC but you already did that.

Must think hard!!!!

Pressure building!!!!

AAhh fuck it.

Who wants to go out and have a game of Footy??

Thats Soccer to the ignorant. :futbol:

[label]

See? You're catching on. Next you'll be making up lies about *why* you hate me.

Isn't you smell, or you're a boy enough anymore!

[SOC]

Who wants to go out and have a game of Footy??
Make it Aussie Rules and I'll think about it.

[Seeker]

Aussie rules with Arcane1....now that would be fun!

I played Aussie rules at school...got me knee shot down pat.

[oggy]

can really feel the love in this corner of zgeek!

[johny_roberts]

can really feel the love in this corner of zgeek!

carefull or seeker will give you :anal: love....

this area rocks its mellow with just the right amount of :lesbians:

[oggy]

carefull or seeker will give you :anal: love...

fuck no!

seeker dont use lube!

:offtopic: i win.......oops wrong thread

[Seeker]

STFU oggy and drop your shorts.

YOU HEAR ME HILL BILLY BOY?!?!?!?

I'm going to get medieval on yo ass.

[Seeker]

I still hate you SOC, but now I hate Arcane1 as well.

[rbranson]

STFU oggy and drop your shorts.

YOU HEAR ME HILL BILLY BOY?!?!?!?

I'm going to get medieval on yo ass.

Man -- Jhony is gonna make this post part of his sig. You're now owned. :drink:

[label]

I still hate you SOC, but now I hate Arcane1 as well.

What did they ever do to you?

Or do I not want to know? :anal:

[Seeker]

Man -- Jhony is gonna make this post part of his sig. You're now owned. :drink:

Johny couldn't own a paper bag.

[Seeker]

What did they ever do to you?

Or do I not want to know? :anal:

Nah.....day off coming down with a head cold....playing the grumpy card.:victory:

[label]

Nah.....day off coming down with a head cold....playing the grumpy card.:victory:

WTF is a head cold? headache or cold?

[Seeker]

You never heard of a head cold?

[label]

I've heard of it, and still don't know WTF it is.. Flu, headache, a cold?

[Seeker]

I believe it is a sinus thing, eveything stuffs up, eyes water nose blocks up, ears hurt....that kind of shit.

[Arcane1]

WTF is a head cold? headache or cold?
It's where the fool is getting off with this ice cube contraption... see, and his, well, head, gets cold...

[label]

I believe it is a sinus thing, eveything stuffs up, eyes water nose blocks up, ears hurt....that kind of shit.

Thats flu


It's where the fool is getting off with this ice cube contraption... see, and his, well, head, gets cold...

That's silly, why doesn't he then have a hot drink or have the heating on.

[label]

:(

[Seeker]

I feel too good for it to be flu...that shit knocks you on your arse.

Come label....let us kiss with tongues.

[Arcane1]

:(
Bad, bad George.

[label]

I feel too good for it to be flu...that shit knocks you on your arse.

Come label....let us kiss with tongues.

It aint no head cold, its either flu or not as severe a cold -- what's your head got to do with it. Spoiling a perfectly decent language!



:couch: I'm heading home soon!

[label]

Bad, bad George.

yep -- arsehole!

[rbranson]

Come label....let us kiss with tongues.

This is becoming a pick-up joint.

Arcane -- who's paying for the escorts tonight -- you or SOC?

[label]

FFS -- That is pitiful, man! Can one of you Geeks not pick up a female in the normal way -- just ply them with drink and compliments. Its a fail safe...

[rbranson]

FFS -- That is pitiful, man! Can one of you Geeks not pick up a female in the normal way -- just ply them with drink and compliments. Its a fail safe...

The only thing we're all going to pick up is carpel tunnel syndrome.

The rest is a big pile of BS.

And the best part of it is, you can start rebuilding it the very next day. :w00t:

[johny_roberts]

It aint no head cold, its either flu or not as severe a cold -- what's your head got to do with it. Spoiling a perfectly decent language!



:couch: I'm heading home soon!

wtf do you expect from an Australian/English/American. He does not know what language to use.

Hope you feel better Seeker get the old lady to :bj: that will cure it

[rbranson]

Changing the topic for a quick sec., how did all of you get to choose your current monikers?

[johny_roberts]

Changing the topic for a quick sec., how did all of you get to choose your current monikers?

wtf is a monikers

[label]

wtf is a monikers

Name you tank -- WTF are you people doing to the English language?

[johny_roberts]

Name you tank -- WTF are you people doing to the English language?

its the name of a tank :huh:

[rbranson]

wtf is a monikers

The "label" you are known by (errr ... sorry about that, label). :drink:

Your user name.

Your posting identity.

Arrrrgh .... I need lesbians right now. :lesbians:

[johny_roberts]

Thread dedicated to it but its longer than shit. I used this nick whenever I signed up for pron sites and I use it for other email addresses when I want to fuck with people. Did not expect to like this place so used johny_roberts.

Would have changed it but mehhhh people are used to seeing it now and I guess it does not matter.

[Seeker]

wtf do you expect from an Australian/English/American. He does not know what language to use.

Hope you feel better Seeker get the old lady to :bj: that will cure it

It's on the cards BABY YEAH!! <---- bad Austin Powers accent.

I got my moni....moncil......tank in 2000, I was searching for Demon and Angel info for a book I'm writing and it just stuck....always searching for something.

[rbranson]

Thread dedicated to it but its longer than shit. I used this nick whenever I signed up for pron sites and I use it for other email addresses when I want to fuck with people. Did not expect to like this place so used johny_roberts.

Would have changed it but mehhhh people are used to seeing it now and I guess it does not matter.

Yeah, I do that too -- I have a "fuck-you" name I use whenever I go to places I don't care for -- cause it's just the thing to do.

[rbranson]

It's on the cards BABY YEAH!! <---- bad Austin Powers accent.

I got my moni....moncil......tank in 2000, I was searching for Demon and Angel info for a book I'm writing and it just stuck....always searching for something.

Had no idea you were a writer.

Does Jhony figure prominently in your book?

[johny_roberts]

Had no idea you were a writer.

Does Jhony figure prominently in your book?

I was surprised also. That is mighty cool seeker mighty cool.

[label]

I got mine cos I couldn't get any the cool ones I wanted, I got pissed off chose name - taken I still couldn't think of a name/ nickname so typed label and the rest is history.

[label]

It's on the cards BABY YEAH!! <---- bad Austin Powers accent.

I got my moni....moncil......tank in 2000, I was searching for Demon and Angel info for a book I'm writing and it just stuck....always searching for something.

What sort of book?

[Seeker]

How I write in forums and how I write are very different.....you would be suprised, Im a poet as well.

As for Johny being in one of my stories........not yet, but there is still time to write some gay stuff.

[rbranson]

I got mine cos I couldn't get any the cool ones I wanted, I got pissed off chose name - taken I still couldn't think of a name/ nickname so typed label and the rest is history.

Well, it IS original, despite the way you arrived at it.

[rbranson]

How I write in forums and how I write are very different.....you would be suprised, Im a poet as well.

As for Johny being in one of my stories........not yet, but there is still time to write some gay stuff.

That's interesting -- I wouldn't have thought there would be such a schism in your writing.

I have written forever -- it's always been one of my ambitions to write a book.

I was thinking about a Seeker vs. Jhony compendium, but somehow, there is always new material. Going to have to wait a while.

[Seeker]

Mostly dark stuff, I'm currently having issues with God so I have been leaning towards things of a similar theme....Demons, Angels and the real reason God created mankind.

Poetry also tends to be dark, I pull the negativity from peoples daily lives and the things I witness and find in the real job I must do in order to survive.

[Seeker]

I was thinking about a Seeker vs. Jhony compendium, but somehow, there is always new material. Going to have to wait a while.

That would make for an interesting read, I can't even remember half of the insults I have thrown out at Johny.

[rbranson]

Mostly dark stuff, I'm currently having issues with God so I have been leaning towards things of a similar theme....Demons, Angels and the real reason God created mankind..

There was real great book on how all of the world's religions came to be ( a best-seller from a couple of years back).

If you find out why God created mankind, I want to be on the mailing list.


Poetry also tends to be dark, I pull the negativity from peoples daily lives and the things I witness and find in the real job I must do in order to survive

I have written lyrics for songs when I played in rock bands (somewhat tantamount to poetry).

Of course, I didn't make it anywhere, which is why I am posting here.

[rbranson]

Mostly dark stuff, I'm currently having issues with God so I have been leaning towards things of a similar theme....Demons, Angels and the real reason God created mankind.

Poetry also tends to be dark, I pull the negativity from peoples daily lives and the things I witness and find in the real job I must do in order to survive.

Kidding aside, this is totally fascinating.

I would have never realized there was this artistically intellectual penchant in you. More, pray tell.

[Siamhie]

We don't get "humor"? This from the country that gave the world Rodney Dangerfield.
even in death, the man still gets no respect

[Seeker]

Of course, I didn't make it anywhere, which is why I am posting here.

Yeah I feel your pain, but at the ripe age of 33 I still have time.

The bones of my theory is the mirror image, Yin Yang and just for Johny the number 69 are the reasons why Lucifer Morningstar is the way he is and how it could never change for the sake of Gods continued existance.

[Arcane1]

There was real great book on how all of the world's religions came to be ( a best-seller from a couple of years back).

If you find out why God created mankind, I want to be on the mailing list.

Are you sure that it isn't the other way around? That in the search for stability and a base system to operate within Man did not create God? How else could early Man explain to himself the forces of nature and reason to himself what happens around him?

Another medically based notion is that Man's R and L brain halves were not well joined early on, and when the opposing ideas were "thought" ie. ID vs. Ego, it "sounded" as if another voice were intoning reason.

Issues with God? Issues with religion? Issues? We got Issues...

[Arcane1]

Oh, and another thing...

If "God" is so damn wonderful, then why didn't he design dogs better? Huh? I wnat to know why such a noble and intelligent animal has to die so young.

Tell me that, God.

[rbranson]

Yeah I feel your pain, but at the ripe age of 33 I still have time.

The bones of my theory is the mirror image, Yin Yang and just for Johny the number 69 are the reasons why Lucifer Morningstar is the way he is and how it could never change for the sake of Gods continued existance.

Edit -- Did you ever see the drawings of Escher? Not quite Yin Yang, but the images complete themselves like a ... 69.

I have spent hours trying to figure out how some of his drawings can be looked at from a totally different perspective.

His most famous drawing (and the most basic) is the following:

http://www.worldofescher.com/gallery/jpgs/P22.jpg


The rest of his gallery -- well worth a look. Enlarge the pics to get a good sense of how he draws you into his illusions.

http://www.worldofescher.com/gallery/

[Seeker]

Very cool sir thanks for the link.

Has his work ever appeared at the Tate Gallery in London by chance?

I have seen similar works before. My theory came about in a public toilet believe it or not.

[rbranson]

Oh, and another thing...

If "God" is so damn wonderful, then why didn't he design dogs better? Huh? I wnat to know why such a noble and intelligent animal has to die so young.

Tell me that, God.

Why is a noble and intelligent animal so dedicated to a lot of us, who let's face it, are fuckwits?

[Siamhie]

From Battle Ground wherever that is...
it's too close to portland, that's where it is


i heard they are a little :screwy:

[rbranson]

Very cool sir thanks for the link.

Has his work ever appeared at the Tate Gallery in London by chance?

I have seen similar works before. My theory came about in a public toilet believe it or not.

You mean, Yin = male = toilet seat cover.

Yang = female = receptacle.

:rrofl:

[Seeker]

Oh, and another thing...

If "God" is so damn wonderful, then why didn't he design dogs better? Huh? I wnat to know why such a noble and intelligent animal has to die so young.

Tell me that, God.

I believe God is not wonderful, he/she/it is on a mission for self survival, hence we have so many different levels of weakness and strength.

Humanity and animals have become the Yin Yang along with Angels and Demons.

Forever to repeat without end.

[Seeker]

You mean, Yin = male = toilet seat cover.

Yang = female = receptacle.

:rrofl:

:rrofl:

More along the lines of 2 mirrors facing each other, I was drunk at the time and it all popped into my head.

Ask poor Siamhie we have spent many hours going over all aspects of this.

[rbranson]

I believe God is not wonderful, he/she/it is on a mission for self survival, hence we have so many different levels of weakness and strength.

Humanity and animals have become the Yin Yang along with Angels and Demons.

Forever to repeat without end.

If that's the case, we'll never invent anything of value.

Which kind of makes those who profess mass destruction, interruptors of repetitiveness.

Just what we need -- more fuckwit megalomaniacs.

[rbranson]

:rrofl:

More along the lines of 2 mirrors facing each other, I was drunk at the time and it all popped into my head.

Ask poor Siamhie we have spent many hours going over all aspects of this.

Just curious, is your reading for entertainment, also chosen along the same subject-matter? Is this an ongoing, all-consuming quest?

And, how can you make a living writing this stuff unless you are teaching it to some fuckwit, zit-laden turds who wack off while you're trying to make sense of it all?

There is nothing more fascinating than this kind of stuff, only to be rebuffed by the real world and the sheer paucity of opportunity to actually make a living writing about it.

[Seeker]

It's much along the lines of the Chaos theory, without Evil you can not have Good and vice versa.

I'm just looking more at the possible reasons why.

Taking it to a personal level where God is concerned.

[Seeker]

Just curious, is your reading for entertainment, also chosen along the same subject-matter? Is this an ongoing, all-consuming quest?

And, how can you make a living writing this stuff unless you are teaching it to some fuckwit, zit-laden turds who wack off while you're trying to make sense of it all?

There is nothing more fascinating than this kind of stuff, only to be rebuffed by the real world and the sheer paucity of opportunity to actually make a living writing about it.

I make a living like everyone else.

9-5

It is fascinating yet not all consuming, there are other things to write about it's just one subject I find intriguing.

Although my Uncle has made it a full time job....so who knows. :victory:

[rbranson]

It's much along the lines of the Chaos theory, without Evil you can not have Good and vice versa.

I'm just looking more at the possible reasons why.

Taking it to a personal level where God is concerned.

Care to share a few authors and titles that have been eye-opening experiences for you?

What are you currently reading?

And once you've considered the above, ask yourself how come, after such valiant and laudable intellectual pursuits, you manage to waste hours on a site such as this, that is merely a pitiful excuse for mass pr0n pr0liferation?

Not to mention that I ask myself the same goddamn question. :chair:

[Dundasbro]

Changing the topic for a quick sec., how did all of you get to choose your current monikers?
Well Dundas is my last name, and I couldn't think of anything to add to it, so i just added "Bro" to the end:w00t:

[Arcane1]

:rrofl:

More along the lines of 2 mirrors facing each other, I was drunk at the time and it all popped into my head.

Ask poor Siamhie we have spent many hours going over all aspects of this.
I had locked myself in my apartment one weekend, with a lot of beer and a lot of pot. Proceeded to consume both while listening to all of the Doors albumns in order of release, then all of Todd Rundgren and with Utopia and Nazz in order...

At some point I realized that glass, was a lower life form, that was never to be ralized until able to asccend to the level of mirror. Makes sense, right? I then set out to remove all of the windows in the apartment, and the front were three floor to ceiling windows that faced out over Main Street. With all the windows in the front room, I proceeded to break them, into the smallest pieces I could, in order to set as much free as possible. All the while of course yelling "Free, Glass be Free!"

Makes sense, right? My neighbors were real Grateful Dead potheads, and even they were impressed they told me later...

So, here I am, it is late October (I hate Fall), I have decimated all the glass and there is a wind howling through the apartment... and I have set all the glass free. I am jubilant! I have succeeded in letting all of that fused silica free, back to it's near natural state so that it can now work to ascend to a near God Mirror Status. I'm walking around in all this glass...

And suddenly, like a wet mattress dropped from a great height, my joy and triumph is felled. The realization that a mirror is not a higher form of consciousness, not at all. I am completely wrong, and have misinterpreted the Grand Scheme and Universal Intelligence.

Mirrors, are the lowest form of consciousness. Mirrors do not, can not have a self. Mirrors are powerless to be without another entity to tell them what to be. Mirrors can only reflect what is put in front of them. Mirrors are doomed to never be able to even reflect what is in front of them well due to the inherant flaws of the glass, the silvering and the manufacturing process... I have needlessly killed all the glass...

And then it started raining. That kind of rain that the wind pushes almost sideways...

It was a bad, but educational trip.

[Seeker]

Care to share a few authors and titles that have been eye-opening experiences for you?

What are you currently reading?

And once you've considered the above, ask yourself how come, after such valiant and laudable intellectual pursuits, you manage to waste hours on a site such as this, that is merely a pitiful excuse for mass pr0n pr0liferation?

Not to mention that I ask myself the same goddamn question. :chair:

:mdr:

I'm taking a time out from it, it seems to depress me if I go to deep inside the machanics, I write my poetry jot down synopsis for ideas that pop into my head to keep the mind flowing.

zgeek is the perfect place to just veg.

My current book of choice to read is Leonardo da Vinci By Antonina Valentine, an oldie but a goodie.

[Siamhie]

Changing the topic for a quick sec., how did all of you get to choose your current monikers?
we'll, my nick is a two-part name. i just came to me when i signed up for this forum (http://www.deliriumsrealmforum.com/)
siam = short for siamese, which is the type of cat i own
hie = thesaurus for travel

[Seeker]

Arcane1. That sounds like a bad trip.

[rbranson]

Well Dundas is my last name, and I couldn't think of anything to add to it, so i just added "Bro" to the end:w00t:

Funny how sometimes we tend to think usernames are the result of some complicated thought process.

Just how does someone go about calling themselves TheCunt?

[Seeker]

I have wondered that myself........

[Arcane1]

Arcane1 = play on Arcane Computing

I had to put the def. of arcane on the back of my card because everyone asked what it meant. Which really, in and of itself is a rather funny circular joke.

"What does Arcane mean"
"well, it's an old word that is mysterious, unknown... secret"
"so what does it mean?"
:banghead:

[Arcane1]

Arcane1. That sounds like a bad trip.
It really was fantastic... really. I learned an awful lot that week. It would take me days to write all that happened, and much of it I know because of my cousin that was there with me and my neighbors. To say that I couldn't exaggerate it, or embellish it, is an understatement. My cousin, being the kind of geek that he is, a rocket engine engineer for McDonnal Douglas (I think), he actually took notes, like a freaking lab experiment.

It was a perfect storm of time, opportunity, place, a manic episode and readily available drugs, all in an environment that was safe. What more could you ask for? (ok, women... but thatis another whole aspect of the week)

[rbranson]

:mdr:

I'm taking a time out from it, it seems to depress me if I go to deep inside the machanics, I write my poetry jot down synopsis for ideas that pop into my head to keep the mind flowing.

zgeek is the perfect place to just veg.

My current book of choice to read is Leonardo da Vinci By Antonina Valentine, an oldie but a goodie.

I am always looking for books and why people read them. I became frustrated with that thread in the Book forum about what people are reading right now -- totally irrelevant.

Into the mix, you have people reading shit for school, some reading books they picked up at a yard sale (cause they were included with the used basin they bought), others are just cheap bastards picking up novels from the sales bin -- basically, not always true indicators of reading for reading's sake. You don't get to know if they even like what they read -- people just blurt out titles.

I like autobiographical works -- I was once told that the biography of Julius Caesar is fascinating but never really looked into it -- there are probably a few on the market.

But Da Vinci is worth a read in his own right.

[rbranson]

It really was fantastic... really. I learned an awful lot that week. It would take me days to write all that happened, and much of it I know because of my cousin that was there with me and my neighbors. To say that I couldn't exaggerate it, or embellish it, is an understatement. My cousin, being the kind of geek that he is, a rocket engine engineer for McDonnal Douglas (I think), he actually took notes, like a freaking lab experiment.

It was a perfect storm of time, opportunity, place, a manic episode and readily available drugs, all in an environment that was safe. What more could you ask for? (ok, women... but thatis another whole aspect of the week)

*Fuck*

You always leave out the best part.

Did you do the commune bit? Did you do anything Woodstock-like? Since you remember what happened, did it really happen?

Which is what they usually say about people who lived through the drug-experimentation years.

[Asmodeus]

True Geeks would have the fridge wired to post the beer inventory online, thus making the human interaction unnecessary.

i tried, but whomever made the device was using a kludged xml database and it couldn't keep up with the count changes. we thought about upgrading the processor and using the fridge itself as a massive phase change cooler but all we could find were old amd 1.3 ghz chips and that made the beer get too warm. other methods proved just as futile so we went back to the manual version since we all spent our last ollars for the month on wow subscriptions instead of just getting dorm room sized fridges in our own rooms like a same person would.

[Seeker]

I am always looking for books and why people read them. I became frustrated with that thread in the Book forum about what people are reading right now -- totally irrelevant.

Into the mix, you have people reading shit for school, some reading books they picked up at a yard sale (cause they were included with the used basin they bought), others are just cheap bastards picking up novels from the sales bin -- basically, not always true indicators of reading for reading's sake. You don't get to know if they even like what they read -- people just blurt out titles.

I like autobiographical works -- I was once told that the biography of Julius Caesar is fascinating but never really looked into it -- there are probably a few on the market.

But Da Vinci is worth a read in his own right.

Another book worth taking a look at is the Encyclopedia of Witchcraft and Demonology, very fasinating as it features official notes taken down during the Salem Witch trials, another for a laugh (Sort of) is the Necronomicon.

If anything The Necronomicon shows just how a person can create something from just their mind and others cling to it and create a whole new religious belief system.....giving access to the fragile structure of the human mind and its need to believe in something....anything.


Arcane1, man I wish I was there, I would be along side your cousin taking notes and pissing myself laughing.

[rbranson]

i tried, but whomever made the device was using a kludged xml database and it couldn't keep up with the count changes. we thought about upgrading the processor and using the fridge itself as a massive phase change cooler but all we could find were old amd 1.3 ghz chips and that made the beer get too warm. other methods proved just as futile so we went back to the manual version since we all spent our last ollars for the month on wow subscriptions instead of just getting dorm room sized fridges in our own rooms like a same person would.


Did you do the yelling from the other room bit, as you were both typing messages on ZGeek?

That is like, really :fag: but I'll forgive Arcane -- as long as he has a babe or two at his house next time.

[Arcane1]

*Fuck*

You always leave out the best part.

Did you do the commune bit? Did you do anything Woodstock-like? Since you remember what happened, did it really happen?

Which is what they usually say about people who lived through the drug-experimentation years.
Not commune, but near for about 6 months. I seem to have collected a group and we all really just enjoyed the Hell out of it all for awhile. When I lost the lease to the house, to make way for an apartment building, it pretty much ended there.

I remember the "thought" stuff very clearly, to this day. The actual actions and many of those details were foggy, but the results were there to see. I also remember my roomate coming home a week later and being not too impressed, but not surprised either.

It wasn't as bad as over Christmas break one year I was rebuilding a Harley in the kitchen of our apaartment and the land lady came in unannounced. She was NOT impressed, and she was surprised. She's the one we paid the semester's rent to in crumpled up $1 bills because the heat never came on all winter.

:victory:

[rbranson]

Another book worth taking a look at is the Encyclopedia of Witchcraft and Demonology, very fasinating as it features official notes taken down during the Salem Witch trials, another for a laugh (Sort of) is the Necronomicon.

If anything The Necronomicon shows just how a person can create something from just their mind and others cling to it and create a whole new religious belief system.....giving access to the fragile structure of the human mind and its need to believe in something....anything.


Arcane1, man I wish I was there, I would be along side your cousin taking notes and pissing myself laughing.

The Necronomicon concept is exactly what happened at Jonesville, where an entire cult membership fatally drugged themselves in anticipation of the world ending.

Seems that people are always willing to re-enact that one.

Thx for the suggestions -- will have to keep a keen eye out for those, next time I go book surfing.

For now, I am submitting a short poem, for consideration in the Fecal Matter section of your future poetry book (this shall be in the non-sequitur, non-rhyming, 4-line verse category):

The Sinewy Path of Arcane the Experimenter

Arcane and Arcane Computing ...

From Shattered Glass,

To Crashing Windows;

You have come full circle.

[Arcane1]

i tried, but whomever made the device was using a kludged xml database and it couldn't keep up with the count changes. we thought about upgrading the processor and using the fridge itself as a massive phase change cooler but all we could find were old amd 1.3 ghz chips and that made the beer get too warm. other methods proved just as futile so we went back to the manual version since we all spent our last ollars for the month on wow subscriptions instead of just getting dorm room sized fridges in our own rooms like a same person would.
I think that it was at MIT, one of the first tries at that was a web enabled coke machine that you could check the inventory of. Personally I'd be more concerned about the Snickers bar inventory.

[Seeker]

The Necronomicon concept is exactly what happened at Jonesville, where an entire cult membership fatally drugged themselves in anticipation of the world ending.

Seems that people are always willing to re-enact that one.

Thx for the suggestions -- will have to keep a keen eye out for those, next time I go book surfing.

For now, I am submitting a short poem, for consideration in the Fecal Matter section of your future poetry book (this shall be in the non-sequitur, non-rhyming, 4-line verse category):

Deep man......very deep.

I would have gone down the dark path with that poem.....but that seems to be an issue of mine. :victory:

[Arcane1]

The Necronomicon concept is exactly what happened at Jonesville, where an entire cult membership fatally drug themselves in anticipation of the world ending.

Seems that people are always willing to re-enact that one.

Thx for the suggestions -- will have to keep a keen eye out for those, next time I go book surfing.

For now, I am submitting a short poem, for consideration in the Fecal Matter section of your future poetry book (this shall be in the non-sequitur, non-rhyming, 4-line verse category):
The Sinewy Path of Arcane the Experimenter

Arcane and Arcane Computing ...

From Shattered Glass,

To Crashing Windows;

You have come full circle.

Classic. True. Classic.

My Son wrote about that for a story in class and his teacher was a bit taken aback. Even without the drug references she was still a bit freaked and asked him if it was possibly true. He said "Oh, yeah, I even asked my Dad's cousin for more details"

Fucking kid.

[johny_roberts]

Classic. True. Classic.

My Son wrote about that for a story in class and his teacher was a bit taken aback. Even without the drug references she was still a bit freaked and asked him if it was possibly true. He said "Oh, yeah, I even asked my Dad's cousin for more details"

Fucking kid.

Tonight at dinner you should bring up that story again then chuckle and mention the fact "son thats why you do not have a car."

Also that must be some strong fucking pot to get you that tweaked. Sure it was not acid you dropped.

[rbranson]

Deep man......very deep.

I would have gone down the dark path with that poem.....but that seems to be an issue of mine. :victory:

Going down the dark path to find the light?

Or to have your soul forever tainted on account of it?

Fucked if you do, fucked if you don't.

[rbranson]

Classic. True. Classic.




Arcane Computing and Crashing Windows are the result of your drug experimentation. It was all pre-destined.

[rbranson]

Tonight at dinner you should bring up that story again then chuckle and mention the fact "son thats why you do not have a car."

Also that must be some strong fucking pot to get you that tweaked. Sure it was not acid you dropped.

This is probably the first post I have seen from you where you didn't schtoompf Seeker's mom and sister.

Your mind must be at those velvety green tables already.

What are you into, poker? Are you a pro?

[Arcane1]

Tonight at dinner you should bring up that story again then chuckle and mention the fact "son thats why you do not have a car."

Also that must be some strong fucking pot to get you that tweaked. Sure it was not acid you dropped.
The immediate reason that he didn't take driver's ed. last Summer when he turned 16 was his grades sucked. But he knows that my precedent has me worried. Of course my Mother has told him that if he ever thinks he can get away with anything, forget it, because his Father has done it all twice.

Thanks Mom.

Oh, and I said I left a lot of details out.

:victory:

[johny_roberts]

This is probably the first post I have seen from you where you didn't schtoompf Seeker's mom and sister.

Your mind must be at those velvety green tables already.

What are you into, poker? Are you a pro?

Nahh cant make fun of Seekers sister at the moment since she is under my desk :bj: good girl......

Love poker not a pro yet but have entered a handfull of tournaments and have done quite well. Came in 4th out of around 65 last time. If the cards are good we will see. Can not tell. Just hope that they have the tournament still on. Only problem is its on Saturday at 6:00 pm so no drinking on Saturday which sucks.:lesbians:

[Asmodeus]

Did you do the yelling from the other room bit, as you were both typing messages on ZGeek?

That is like, really :fag: but I'll forgive Arcane -- as long as he has a babe or two at his house next time.

nah, we didnt want to wake his roommate and worse, we were sending the messages back and forth on wow.

[Arcane1]

While you are staying sober and waiting for the poker to start, try this for amusement:

15 things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "code 3" in housewares...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" SIGN to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera: use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! Its those voices again!!!!"

(And last, but not least)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly. "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[rbranson]

Nahh cant make fun of Seekers sister at the moment since she is under my desk :bj: good girl......

Love poker not a pro yet but have entered a handfull of tournaments and have done quite well. Came in 4th out of around 65 last time. If the cards are good we will see. Can not tell. Just hope that they have the tournament still on. Only problem is its on Saturday at 6:00 pm so no drinking on Saturday which sucks.:lesbians:

Is :lesbians: considered drinking?

What got you into the poker thing -- am noticing a lot of shows now showing games but as usual, celebrity idiots are getting into the mix cause it's the cool thing to do.

How much of it is cards and how much of it is actual skill? Or would that be your ability to bullshit that your cards are better than they actually are?

[johny_roberts]

Is :lesbians: considered drinking?

What got you into the poker thing -- am noticing a lot of shows now showing games but as usual, celebrity idiots are getting into the mix cause it's the cool thing to do.

How much of it is cards and how much of it is actual skill? Or would that be your ability to bullshit that your cards are better than they actually are?

Well a couple of years ago my company downsized and I was gone. Nothing to do but look for jobs and surf the internet and started playing at free sites. So I was playing for around six months for extended periods of time. This gave me enough skill to play pretty good.

Then I started playing live and live you have to be able to bluff but also good cards do help. Also reading the players help. I am not great but damm good. We will see this weekend... Ohh ya also read a couple of books on the subject that helped quite a bit also.

Celebrity poker sucks.

[rbranson]

While you are staying sober and waiting for the poker to start, try this for amusement:

15 things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.



The first one was featured prominently in a recent book as a counter-attack in supermarkets, whenever people leave their shopping carts unattended or blocking your path.

The strategy involves picking up your ammo, as soon as you enter the store -- typically, condoms or expensive items that are small -- and you drop them into the cart of a fuckwit shopper.

Once you're at the cash, enjoy the scene as they are forced to deal with your droppings.

[Seeker]

I like autobiographical works -- I was once told that the biography of Julius Caesar is fascinating but never really looked into it -- there are probably a few on the market.

But Da Vinci is worth a read in his own right.

Strangly enough I have finished reading Alan Alda's autobiography as well as Bruce Campbell's, a little off the beaten track yet still a good read.

[rbranson]

Well a couple of years ago my company downsized and I was gone. Nothing to do but look for jobs and surf the internet and started playing at free sites. So I was playing for around six months for extended periods of time. This gave me enough skill to play pretty good.

Then I started playing live and live you have to be able to bluff but also good cards do help. Also reading the players help. I am not great but damm good. We will see this weekend... Ohh ya also read a couple of books on the subject that helped quite a bit also.

Celebrity poker sucks.

Are you going to use a Fuck-You name at the tables, or just with the escorts later?

Never been to Vegas but someone told me that the poontangs are so well-organized that they stand at street corners handing out cards with their photo on them (similar to sports cards), with their measurements and other vital stats on the back.

They even distribute them when kids are around.



Kid: Are you Penis-Suckahola, the Lower Sack Annihilator?

PSLSA: Yup, that's me kid!

Kid: Could I have your autograph?

PSLSA: With my ink-dipped tit?

[rbranson]

Strangly enough I have finished reading Alan Alda's autobiography as well as Bruce Campbell's, a little off the beaten track yet still a good read.

Wouldn't occur to me to read Alan Alda - doesn't strike me as someone fascinating, based on a few sound bytes I heard from him.

Campbell I don't know much about ... is he like a bean-spilling showbiz tart, who is maxing out on other people's stories?

Dunno, but I prefer your Da Vinci book as a first choice.

[rbranson]

Then I started playing live and live you have to be able to bluff but also good cards do help. Also reading the players help. I am not great but damm good. We will see this weekend... Ohh ya also read a couple of books on the subject that helped quite a bit also.

Celebrity poker sucks.

What kind of money are you laying down?

[Seeker]

Wouldn't occur to me to read Alan Alda - doesn't strike me as someone fascinating, based on a few sound bytes I heard from him.

Campbell I don't know much about ... is he like a bean-spilling showbiz tart, who is maxing out on other people's stories?

Dunno, but I prefer your Da Vinci book as a first choice.

Alan Alda was quite interesting believe it or not, Bruce Campbell was down to the Evil Dead movies...I got hooked on them years ago....I am ashamed.

[rbranson]

Alan Alda was quite interesting believe it or not, Bruce Campbell was down to the Evil Dead movies...I got hooked on them years ago....I am ashamed.

Mehhh ... a pretty harmless guilty pleasure.

At least, you didn't buy the biography of Boy George, The Village People or Rob Pilatus.

Although, you might be surprised by the biography of Gene Simmons (Kiss, who else) -- heard good things about it. The guy practises a lifestyle bent on Calvinistic values and even though he doesn't need to work another day in his life.

I was always intrigued by those Fuck-Hero biographies -- just for the sheer idiocy of it -- finding out how Wilt Chamberlain ended up fornicating with over 20,000 women during his lifetime. I mean, that's a fucking town, for crissakes.

Or a headcase like Rick James and all the shit he pulled at Studio 54 -- imagine the fucking on command -- the guy was the prototypical Disco God in heat.

[ribblefizz]

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "code 3" in housewares...and see what happens.

Ever tried this?

Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

They won't let you - no food items and no glass, as I learned when I tried to put 20 picture frames on LA once.

Look right into the security camera: use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

Have you been shopping with my son?

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

ROFL You KNOW I am going to do this next time I'm in the store.


I entertained myself for quite a while once coming up with unwise combinations of purchases. You know, if you're in to buy a pack of condoms or tampons or laxatives, you always have to get some "filler" stuff so people won't know that you're there just to but that one particular item, so I was thinking of "fillers" that would, instead, draw more attention to the "taboo" item. (Conversely, sometimes you only need two things but they are really weird things in relation to each other.)

A box of tampons and a hammer
A "commercial" size jar of mayonnaise and a Bible
Jumper cables and anything from womens' lingerie or the pet department (particularly if it's a live fish or hamster)
Oven cleaner and an umbrella
Nair and tinsel

etc.

A friend and I were in Home Depot once to get what we needed to make an egg drying rack (it's a loooooooong story, just trust me on this one) which was going to consist of one square-ish piece of wood with a shitload of 3" nails hammered through it for the eggs to rest on. But when we got there, I couldn't tell if this box of 3" nails was going to be too thick for the holes in the eggs (just TRUST me, I'm telling you), or if that box of 3" nails was going to be too thin. So we got the one piece of wood, and two #100 boxes of 3" nails. We're chatting at the register, and it never even occurred to me until the 19, 20 year old male clerk said, "Um... I don't mean to be nosy, but... what exactly are you planning to build here?"

My friend and I glanced at each other for a second and I said, "A nipple piercing device, why?" I did eventually try to explain the project to the clerk, but I don't know if he believed me.

[Elf]

Mehhh ... a pretty harmless guilty pleasure.

At least, you didn't buy the biography of Boy George, The Village People or Rob Pilatus.

Although, you might be surprised by the biography of Gene Simmons (Kiss, who else) -- heard good things about it. The guy practises a lifestyle bent on Calvinistic values and even though he doesn't need to work another day in his life.

I was always intrigued by those Fuck-Hero biographies -- just for the sheer idiocy of it -- finding out how Wilt Chamberlain ended up fornicating with over 20,000 women during his lifetime. I mean, that's a fucking town, for crissakes.

Or a headcase like Rick James and all the shit he pulled at Studio 54 -- imagine the fucking on command -- the guy was the prototypical Disco God in heat.



Gene Simmons is currently starring in a shitey english show about making classical music loving kids into rock stars - he is shit :nonono:

[rbranson]

Gene Simmons is currently starring in a shitey english show about making classical music loving kids into rock stars - he is shit :nonono:

Doesn't surprise me.

But, he's apparently quite smart in real life.

[Seeker]

Doesn't surprise me.

But, he's apparently quite smart in real life.

I also heard that.

I've seen the show...wasn't impressed by it much, still I don't judge a person fully by what type of work they do.

[gyro]

Well First time in this thread

I have a feeling I will be back

and on the item combos

A cucumber, tubeof KY gel, box of condoms and an ice cube tray

[ribblefizz]

I believe God is not wonderful, he/she/it is on a mission for self survival, hence we have so many different levels of weakness and strength.

Humanity and animals have become the Yin Yang along with Angels and Demons.

Forever to repeat without end.

Have any theories on the soul?

Your self-survival and mirror comments wrt God (and Arcane's "If God's so wonderful" query) remind me of a treatment that Piers Anthony did of God in And Eternity. I'd disclaim it as a spoiler, but the book itself actually pretty much sucked (IMO), so I doubt anyone'll care: The protagonists go off in search of God because of some really tangled and contrived "plot." When they finally arrive in Heaven, St. Peter ... or wait, is it Gabriel? Anyway, someone tells them they can't talk to God and they're all "Yes we can, we came all this way" and finally they are reluctantly allowed in... to find that God is seated in front of an array of mirrors, utterly lost in comtemplation of the Wonder and Majesty of himself - blind and deaf to the prayers and plight of the world he created, dead to anything other than the wonder of himself repeated forever in the infinite mirrors.

[rbranson]

I also heard that.

I've seen the show...wasn't impressed by it much, still I don't judge a person fully by what type of work they do.

Tell me about it -- we've done fuck-all today, except posting bullshit here.

We're real shining examples of that, aren't we.:nonono:

[gyro]

I have a solution for that

[rbranson]

Actually Gyro, your sig is the solution. We're all searching for something that ain't here.

So what do we do?

Spend more time here.

[Elf]

Tell me about it -- we've done fuck-all today, except posting bullshit here.

We're real shining examples of that, aren't we.:nonono:

Fridays are good for this - seems I missed out on a posting frenzy today :o

[Elf]

Oh and Gyro - ASL :D

[rbranson]

Fridays are good for this - seems I missed out on a posting frenzy today :o

You can always redeem yourself with a few patented Elf-bombs.

It's not the number of posts, but their impact.

"Short and sweet", remember. :elefant:

[Arcane1]

I entertained myself for quite a while once coming up with unwise combinations of purchases. You know, if you're in to buy a pack of condoms or tampons or laxatives, you always have to get some "filler" stuff so people won't know that you're there just to but that one particular item, so I was thinking of "fillers" that would, instead, draw more attention to the "taboo" item. (Conversely, sometimes you only need two things but they are really weird things in relation to each other.)

A box of tampons and a hammer
A "commercial" size jar of mayonnaise and a Bible
Jumper cables and anything from womens' lingerie or the pet department (particularly if it's a live fish or hamster)
Oven cleaner and an umbrella
Nair and tinsel

etc.

A friend and I were in Home Depot once to get what we needed to make an egg drying rack (it's a loooooooong story, just trust me on this one) which was going to consist of one square-ish piece of wood with a shitload of 3" nails hammered through it for the eggs to rest on. But when we got there, I couldn't tell if this box of 3" nails was going to be too thick for the holes in the eggs (just TRUST me, I'm telling you), or if that box of 3" nails was going to be too thin. So we got the one piece of wood, and two #100 boxes of 3" nails. We're chatting at the register, and it never even occurred to me until the 19, 20 year old male clerk said, "Um... I don't mean to be nosy, but... what exactly are you planning to build here?"

My friend and I glanced at each other for a second and I said, "A nipple piercing device, why?" I did eventually try to explain the project to the clerk, but I don't know if he believed me.
You fucking crazy woman!

We just got back from dinner, a wonderful Italian dinner with great food, wine, women and dancing...
And I come in and look at this... I'm laughing so fucking hard that the kids, my wife, SOC and the dogs are all looking at me like I'm flipping out. I think that a couple of the houseplants were even expressing concern...

The "box of tampons and a hammer" together with the "bodily fluids on the bathroom wall" issue in my head somewhere combined to cause what was ultimately a painful condition.

Wow.

[Arcane1]

Have any theories on the soul?

Your self-survival and mirror comments wrt God (and Arcane's "If God's so wonderful" query) remind me of a treatment that Piers Anthony did of God in And Eternity. I'd disclaim it as a spoiler, but the book itself actually pretty much sucked (IMO), so I doubt anyone'll care: The protagonists go off in search of God because of some really tangled and contrived "plot." When they finally arrive in Heaven, St. Peter ... or wait, is it Gabriel? Anyway, someone tells them they can't talk to God and they're all "Yes we can, we came all this way" and finally they are reluctantly allowed in... to find that God is seated in front of an array of mirrors, utterly lost in comtemplation of the Wonder and Majesty of himself - blind and deaf to the prayers and plight of the world he created, dead to anything other than the wonder of himself repeated forever in the infinite mirrors.
PA also wrote Macroscope, one of the most science fiction meets existentialism books I have ever experienced. I have read it a number of times and gotten more out of it each time.

[McZ]

I feel like posting another picture. Took this while I was in Honduras last year.

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/9/CruiseMay12004012.jpg

[ribblefizz]

The "box of tampons and a hammer" together with the "bodily fluids on the bathroom wall" issue in my head somewhere combined to cause what was ultimately a painful condition.

Wow.

(I suppose I shouldn't admit that I kind of admired the in-your-face-ness of that particular fuck-off gesture... I'd never do something like that, but let me tell you, nothing says "kiss my ass" quite like bodily fluids on the walls.)

The tampons/hammer combo works even better if it's a guy making the purchase, and bonus points if you add a six-pack of beer.

Timing is also important - anyone can need health or certain household items (drain-cleaner, toilet paper) at 3 A.M., but who needs automotive or office supplies? If you made a special trip out in the middle of the night for a three-hole-punch and a tube of Neosporin, there is Something Interesting going on in your house.

Quantity is the other key - a large quantity of any one thing and then one or two odd, unrelated things will also work.

Someone asked me once, "But what would you do with mayonnaise and a Bible??" and I'm like, that's the POINT, you want the people in line behind you (or the clerk) to spend the entire rest of the night going, "Damn... What was she gonna DO with mayonnaise and a Bible??" You want them to really lose sleep trying to figure out why you were in line at 11 P.M. with a single jar of baby food (plum dessert) and a collapsable funnel. Or a can of compressed air, a disposable camera, and eight 40-count boxes of quart-sized Ziploc baggies. Or a set of wineglasses and a single pair of tube socks.

I think I'll go do some shopping now.

[Elf]

Changing the topic for a quick sec., how did all of you get to choose your current monikers?

One of my friends started calling me Elf, because I am very small. I usually use song-names, but I've already used up all the best ones.

[Elf]

Edit -- Did you ever see the drawings of Escher? Not quite Yin Yang, but the images complete themselves like a ... 69.

I have spent hours trying to figure out how some of his drawings can be looked at from a totally different perspective.

His most famous drawing (and the most basic) is the following:

http://www.worldofescher.com/gallery/jpgs/P22.jpg


The rest of his gallery -- well worth a look. Enlarge the pics to get a good sense of how he draws you into his illusions.

http://www.worldofescher.com/gallery/

I've come across his work before, it is very absorbing.

[Haggisboy]

And now for something completely different: Tony Blair meets the Sex Pistols (Flash animation) (http://www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk/blair.html)

If there's one thing the above link reminded me of, it's just how terrific a band the Sex Pistols were. Virtually all of their stuff was first rate, straight ahead rock with some of the most catchy guitar riffs of their era. Music meant for playing in a car - really loud.

[Elf]

And now for something completely different: Tony Blair meets the Sex Pistols (Flash animation) (http://www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk/blair.html)

If there's one thing the above link reminded me of, it's just how terrific a band the Sex Pistols were. Virtually all of their stuff was first rate, straight ahead rock with some of the most catchy guitar riffs of their era. Music meant for playing in a car - really loud.


Great way to start my saturday afternoon :clap:

[SOC]

You fucking crazy woman!

We just got back from dinner, a wonderful Italian dinner with great food, wine, women and dancing...
And I come in and look at this... I'm laughing so fucking hard that the kids, my wife, SOC and the dogs are all looking at me like I'm flipping out. I think that a couple of the houseplants were even expressing concern...

The "box of tampons and a hammer" together with the "bodily fluids on the bathroom wall" issue in my head somewhere combined to cause what was ultimately a painful condition.

Wow.
And thanks for explaining to us last night what you were laughing about, fucker. I had to wait till I read this today to find out! :hit:

[McZ]

I think I'll go do some shopping now.

When I see little kids sitting the basket part of the cart (rather than the child seat), I like to ask the parents what department they got that in. Some laugh and others look at you like you are nuts.

[Arcane1]

When I see little kids sitting the basket part of the cart (rather than the child seat), I like to ask the parents what department they got that in. Some laugh and others look at you like you are nuts.
When Frank was but a wee little runt, his sister (about 7 at the time) and I were at Sears. I had to exchange something for his Motherpost Christmas, so off I went to the Exchanges/Customer Service Desk. After standing in line, and Frank getting a bit whiney, we finally got up to the desk amidst the crowd. Over Frank's crying and the associated noise, I said to the Lady, "Excuse me, this one is defective and I need a new one" while pointing at Frank in the crook of my left arm. Suddenly the room got really quiet...

[SOC]

According to media reports yesterday, Wednesday night's ep of "The O.C." here in the US saw one of Mischa Barton's breasts make an accidental guest appearance, while she's getting out of bed. There's quite a few articles about it HERE (http://news.google.com/nwshp?hl=en&tab=wn&ie=UTF-8&ncl=http://www.chortler.com/20788cici.shtml), and HERE (http://news.google.com/nwshp?hl=en&tab=wn&ie=UTF-8&ncl=http://www.chortler.com/20788cici.shtml) is a link to the video of the incident, although for some reason neither Arcane1 not I can get it to work - maybe it's being hit too hard? rbranson, maybe you could find a copy that works?

Anyway, for anyone who wants to see more pics of Mischa's tiny titties, go HERE (http://gorillamask.net/mbnip.shtml) and HERE (http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/the_oc/000669.php).

[Seeker]

The O.C sux...I wouldn't piss on that show if it were on fire.

[SOC]

Like most soaps, it's a very, very funny show to watch if you laugh AT it, not WITH it. And Mischa Barton would have to be the worst actress I have EVER seen in a professional production, ever, anywhere. She's like a car crash, you just can't look away.

And anyway, stop whining - boobs is boobs.

[Seeker]

I was making a statement not whining....so nahhh.

[Seeker]

There is a kids show you must check out SOC its call sprout on the PBS, you need to wait until the early evening to see the "Goodnight show" with some chick called melani I think....you want to see bad acting? she is the queen of shite...her father HAS to be high up in that place.

[SOC]

I was making a statement not whining....so nahhh.
Fuck off Seeker, I e-hate you, cos e-hating is cool.

[SOC]

There is a kids show you must check out SOC its call sprout on the PBS, you need to wait until the early evening to see the "Goodnight show" with some chick called melani I think....you want to see bad acting? she is the queen of shite...her father HAS to be high up in that place.
Has she got nice tits? Does she get them out on the air? I've heard that PBS has almost as much porno stuff as HBO, but the person who told me that was probably lying cos everyone lies on the internets.

[Seeker]

Your just pissed because I wouldn't give you a reach around....your such a girl.

[Seeker]

Has she got nice tits? Does she get them out on the air? I've heard that PBS has almost as much porno stuff as HBO, but the person who told me that was probably lying cos everyone lies on the internets.

I've never seen a single bit or porn on PBS, they rely on donations from the public so I highly doubt it...she has no tits from what I can see...but her mouth is fucking HUGE!!!

[SOC]

I've never seen a single bit or porn on PBS, they rely on donations from the public so I highly doubt it...she has no tits from what I can see...but her mouth if fucking HUGE!!!
Does she swallow? My most recent girlfriend did - the only girl I've ever met who does! She told me her brothers taught her how to do it...

[SOC]

Your just pissed because I wouldn't give you a reach around....your such a girl.
hay, don't make me come round there and correct your grammar! :mad:

[Seeker]

Sorry...still trying to wake up...you're.......How the hell should I know if she swollows.....she works on a kids show so it stands to reason she does...and she like the anal too.....give a lick to the ol rusty sheriffs badge.

[Arcane1]

Does she swallow? My most recent girlfriend did - the only girl I've ever met who does! She told me her brothers taught her how to do it...
You need to meet more girls SOC. One of the best "introduction" lines I've heard from a girl was "well, I think that spitters are quitters". One of my other favorites is "you can fuck me after you eat me out, not a moment before". That is a positive mental attitude.

[SOC]

Hey, I went to a catholic school growing up, those girls didn't even give head!


But the priests did ...

[Seeker]

Hey, I went to a catholic school growing up, those girls didn't even give head!


But the priests did ...

:bj: :barf:

[Arcane1]

Hey, I went to a catholic school growing up, those girls didn't even give head!


But the priests did ...
Too bad you weren't in the States, I hear that is the new way to make a lot of $$$ in settlements.

[rbranson]

And thanks for explaining to us last night what you were laughing about, fucker. I had to wait till I read this today to find out! :hit:

That'll teach you to have people over at your house. :clap:

Arcane -- did you get to spy on SOC while he was surfing ZGeek from your place -- does he have access to any special buttons as a Mod? Like, can he see through our webcams? Our toilets?

Just wonderin'. :drink:

[rbranson]

Fuck off Seeker, I e-hate you, cos e-hating is cool.

Mehhhh, I thought that OMG lol si fag0rt! was the new cool.

What are we missing?

[SOC]

Hey branson, stop fucking around and go find a working video of Mischa Barton's tit flash from the other night's OC episode!

[SOC]

Mehhhh, I thought that OMG lol si fag0rt! was the new cool.

What are we missing?
Fuck off, gaylord, I e-hate you too.

OMG lol si fag0rt! There, you happy? Are you in the e-clique now?

[Arcane1]

That'll teach you to have people over at your house. :clap:

Arcane -- did you get to spy on SOC while he was surfing ZGeek from your place -- does he have access to any special buttons as a Mod? Like, can he see through our webcams? Our toilets?

Just wonderin'. :drink:
Damn, is that why he is so hunched over the monitor? Every time anyone goes into that room he pulls up a blank browser page...

And that puddle that has formed on the floor under him, he said it was from the puppy... Good thing there is a solid coat of urethane over the wood and keyboard/mouse sets are cheap.

[Arcane1]

Fuck off, gaylord, I e-hate you too.

OMG lol si fag0rt! There, you happy? Are you in the e-clique now?
That'w why he hasn't already found that tit shot, he's been jerking off e-clique style..:eclique:

[rbranson]

Hey branson, stop fucking around and go find a working video of Mischa Barton's tit flash from the other night's OC episode!

I saw your message earlier and was trying to impress you by looking for it.

I have some good sites on my favorites index at work -- I'll see what I can do.

Why are you so smitten with her? I don't find her that attractive. Plus, it's just a boob -- we have plenty of stuff way better in our pr0n forum.

[rbranson]

Fuck off, gaylord, I e-hate you too.

OMG lol si fag0rt! There, you happy? Are you in the e-clique now?

Now I know why you are "so lovely".

So, please educate the uninformed -- do you even know what the etymological derivation of the famed line that launched 3 threads at the same time and wreaked havoc with repetitive chants, in italics?

Will there be a Gregorian version?

[label]

Now I know why your are "so lovely".


SOC lovely? I was told he was awful and mean, I believe it too -- the internet never lies and I can't think for myself.


So, please educate the uninformed -- do you even know what the etymological derivation of the famed line that launched 3 threads at the same time and wreaked havoc with repetitive chants, in italics?

Will there be a Gregorian version?

No & No.

[SOC]

Now I know why your are "so lovely".

So, please educate the uninformed -- do you even know what the etymological derivation of the famed line that launched 3 threads at the same time and wreaked havoc with repetitive chants, in italics?
nah, just some stupid joke the e-clique came up with to amuse themselves, I guess. They find it funniest when only a very small number of them gets the joke, they love being exclusionist, makes them feel all superior like. lake even.

[SOC]

I saw your message earlier and was trying to impress you by looking for it.

I have some good sites on my favorites index at work -- I'll see what I can do.

Why are you so smitten with her? I don't find her that attractive. Plus, it's just a boob -- we have plenty of stuff way better in our pr0n forum.
yeah, but these are FAMOUS tits ... so when I'm watching The OC I can think to myself, "man, I've seen those tits" as I'm sitting there cringing at her apalling lack of acting skills.

[Seeker]

Mr SOC sir you just described the entire casts acting abilities.

[Seeker]

I found out where SOC got his sig.

http://serf.org/jon/soc.bi/

[SOC]

Mr SOC sir you just described the entire casts acting abilities.
Actually, the guy who plays sandy cohen is pretty decent, as is the kid who plays his son, seth. But the rest are shit. But the girls are nice to look at.

[SOC]

I found out where SOC got his sig.

http://serf.org/jon/soc.bi/
my sig? my sig is actually a pisstake of noddy's, cos I'm all smart and clever and lovely and have to make fun of people on the internets.

[rbranson]

SOC lovely? I was told he was awful and mean, I believe it too -- the internet never lies and I can't think for myself.





label -- I didn't say that, I was merely quoting the line under his user name: "I am lovely".

Now we know the truth.

label -- I need your help since SOC has admitted to not being hip enough to find out, but I do know that YOU are an intrepid information-gatherer and can break into the e-clique (might be your womanly sixth sense and cattiness, I dunno).

I don't know why, but that line does have a cool ring to it.

I just have to know ... please help.


OMG lol si fag0rt!

[Seeker]

OMG lol si fag0rt!

I'm sorry, but anyone who says shit like that an means it needs some serious fucking help, or needs to get a life.

[Arcane1]

label -- I didn't say that, I was merely quoting the line under his user name: "I am lovely".

Now we know the truth.

label -- I need your help since SOC has admitted to not being hip enough to find out, but I do know that YOU are an intrepid information-gatherer and can break into the e-clique (might be your womanly sixth sense and cattiness, I dunno).

I don't know why, but that line does have a cool ring to it.

I just have to know ... please help.


OMG lol si fag0rt!
I shall clear up any misconceptions for you from a first person standpoint:
SOC is indeed a horrible person. Ugly, mean, awfult to be around. This is why we are both posting but from different rooms. After less than 10 minutes my wife told me that he either goes out to the garage to stay, or I'm out the door. My children rann screaming, my daughter is going to need therapy and my lawyer is looking into getting some of the costs out of SOC.

Going to be a long few weeks.

[Arcane1]

I'm sorry, but anyone who says shit like that an means it needs some serious fucking help, or needs to get a life.
K-Mart, aisle 3, look for the blue flashing light.

[SOC]

I'm sorry, but anyone who says shit like that an means it needs some serious fucking help, or needs to get a life.
IOU ++rep. And ++beer.

[SOC]

I shall clear up any misconceptions for you from a first person standpoint:
SOC is indeed a horrible person. Ugly, mean, awfult to be around. This is why we are both posting but from different rooms. After less than 10 minutes my wife told me that he either goes out to the garage to stay, or I'm out the door. My children rann screaming, my daughter is going to need therapy and my lawyer is looking into getting some of the costs out of SOC.

Going to be a long few weeks.
Liar - you're sitting on the couch right behind me! And if you're gonna be like that, I'll go and stay with Nodbugger - we all know he loves me.

[Arcane1]

IOU ++rep. And ++beer.
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you: there is a case of 24 Heineken out on the deck table getting cold. There is one good thing about Winter and sub freezing weather.:drink: :drink:

[SOC]

True - and with the forecast for this week of -12C, the beer's gonna be fucking cold! I'm gonna go buy a nice bottle of single malt ...

[Seeker]

IOU ++rep. And ++beer.


http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/8366/gotbeer2ue.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[label]

label -- I need your help since SOC has admitted to not being hip enough to find out, but I do know that YOU are an intrepid information-gatherer and can break into the e-clique (might be your womanly sixth sense and cattiness, I dunno).

I don't know why, but that line does have a cool ring to it.

I just have to know ... please help.


OMG lol si fag0rt!

Breaking into the :eclique: seems like a waste of time, having spent time with brain dead idiots in real life I conclude the meaning as follows -:



OMG lol si fag0rt!

Oh My Lord, Laugh out loud, I cannot think for myself, have nothing to say, I heard this said and it sounds cool! Should I develop social skills and begin taking my medication I shall be able to speak the English with proficiency.

[Elf]

Breaking into the :eclique: seems like a waste of time, having spent time with brain dead idiots in real life I conclude the meaning as follows -:



OMG lol si fag0rt!

Oh My Lord, Laugh out loud, I cannot think for myself, have nothing to say, I heard this said and it sounds cool! Should I develop social skills and begin taking my medication I shall be able to speak the English with proficiency.

Very well done with your conclusion label :clap: When I am next where you are - I shall buy you any alcohol you desire :)

[label]

Very well done with your conclusion label :clap: When I am next where you are - I shall buy you any alcohol you desire :)

Cheers, muchas grazias!

[SOC]

so I guess you'll be wanting tequila?

[label]

so I guess you'll be wanting tequila?

merci!

[Arcane1]

Cheers, muchas grazias!
Now that sounds interesting... Getting drunk with Elf and Label... Think I'll head East.

[SOC]

merci!
Bordeaux? Champagne? Armagnac even?

[label]

Now that sounds interesting... Getting drunk with Elf and Label... Think I'll head East.

Bordeaux? Champagne? Armagnac even?

Chuck in some smokes and I'm there!

[SOC]

Chuck in some smokes and I'm there!

Oh, you're another of those dirty smoking Pommies? Ewwww...

[label]

Oh, you're another of those dirty smoking Pommies? Ewwww...


Bah! If it wasn't for us Pommie (sp?) smokers, who'd pay the taxes, we subsidise this country through our good nature, and this is the Thanks we get! :(

[SOC]

But you make it almost impossible for me to go to the pub!

[label]

But you make it almost impossible for me to go to the pub!

You'll have your revenge when we're sent to the poky "smokers room" or made to stand outside.

[Seeker]

But you make it almost impossible for me to go to the pub!

You want a pint of whinecan to wash down those french cries?

[Seeker]

SMOKERS.

We are a dying breed.

[Arcane1]

Bah! If it wasn't for us Pommie (sp?) smokers, who'd pay the taxes, we subsidise this country through our good nature, and this is the Thanks we get! :(
But that whole "kissing an ashtray" thing... Blech. Of course the other lips aren't smoke contaminated for kissing... so I guess it's ok.

[Arcane1]

SMOKERS.

We are a dying breed.

Um, quite literally. Supplying morticials worldwide with an accelerate business model.

[Seeker]

But that whole "kissing an ashtray" thing... Blech. Of course the other lips aren't smoke contaminated for kissing... so I guess it's ok.

I don't kow....I saw that chick that used hers to smoke with...she could even blow rings from it.

[Seeker]

Um, quite literally. Supplying morticials worldwide with an accelerate business model.

That was the joke......you see dying breed because....sigh...never mind.

[SOC]

You'll have your revenge when we're sent to the poky "smokers room" or made to stand outside.
Yeah, but Blair is such a fucking wimp (except when buddy George is telling him what to do) that'll it'll be at least 2010 before smoking is even banned in restaurants in the UK (which it should be by now - I mean, smoking around FOOD for fuck's sake?)

Why do you think I want to move to New York???

[SOC]

Oh yeah, and smoking killed my Dad, too. Another reason I hate it.

I should also mention I'm an ex-smoker ...

[Arcane1]

Yeah, but Blair is such a fucking wimp (except when buddy George is telling him what to do) that'll it'll be at least 2010 before smoking is even banned in restaurants in the UK (which it should be by now - I mean, smoking around FOOD for fuck's sake?)

Why do you think I want to move to New York???
Um, SOC? I am pretty certain the NY banned smoking in public places... And Chicago has it on the books to be implemented.

[rbranson]

Breaking into the :eclique: seems like a waste of time, having spent time with brain dead idiots in real life I conclude the meaning as follows -:



OMG lol si fag0rt!

Oh My Lord, Laugh out loud, I cannot think for myself, have nothing to say, I heard this said and it sounds cool! Should I develop social skills and begin taking my medication I shall be able to speak the English with proficiency.

I knew you would figure it out. Your 6th sense came in real handy.

I owe you rep +. Nicely done. :order:

[Arcane1]

Smoked maybe 3 cigs in my life. The other stuff isn't so bad for you, but haven't done that in almost 20 years. (have at it label...)

[rbranson]

Now that sounds interesting... Getting drunk with Elf and Label... Think I'll head East.

Finally getting the message -- what more could you ask for. :drink:

[SOC]

Um, SOC? I am pretty certain the NY banned smoking in public places...
Yeah, I know, that's why I like the place so much - you can go sit in a bar for hours and come out without your clothes stinking of smoke, and your lungs hurting from breathing everyojne else's shit.

I was meeting some friends after work the other night, at the pub across the road from the newspaper offices. I walked inside and could barely see a metre iin front of me, and my lungs were in pain after 5 seconds. Needless to say, after I'd bought my pint of Guinness I went outside to wait for my friends, even though it was fucking cold. Then we went to a pub down the road that was far, far less smoky. AND served food until 10.30pm - a rare thing indeed in London.

[label]

SMOKERS.

We are a dying breed.

Literally!

Oh yeah, and smoking killed my Dad, too. Another reason I hate it.

I should also mention I'm an ex-smoker ...

I'm sorry to hear about your dad.

Ex-Smokers who is holier than thou?

Smoked maybe 3 cigs in my life. The other stuff isn't so bad for you, but haven't done that in almost 20 years. (have at it label...)

Done :) :weed: :)

All this talking about smoking and my head is screaming nicotine.

[label]

I knew you would figure it out. Your 6th sense came in real handy.

I owe you rep +. Nicely done. :order:

No problems those translation classes in retard came in handy at last.

[Seeker]

:weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed:

[SOC]

fags

[Seeker]

When I first came to America I asked a guy sitting next to me in a bar if I could "Bum a fag" until my girlfriend shows up then I could throw one back at him....poor bastard just about shit himself.

[rbranson]

fags

That has got to be the most overused concept here.

Seeker -- how are you pulling through without Jhony this week-end?

Is SOC enough of a challenge?

[SOC]

When I first came to America I asked a guy sitting next to me in a bar if I could "Bum a fag" until my girlfriend shows up then I could throw one back at him....poor bastard just about shit himself.
OH? You're not a real 'Merican? Where you from?

[label]

When I first came to America I asked a guy sitting next to me in a bar if I could "Bum a fag" until my girlfriend shows up then I could throw one back at him....poor bastard just about shit himself.

:mdr: yep! Luckily being a woman I just get a strange look and it is not seen as an invite to a :anal:

[Seeker]

OH? You're not a real 'Merican? Where you from?

English born - Australian bred - travelled the world for 10 years ending in the US - married an American.....been here ever since.

[SOC]

That has got to be the most overused concept here.
I was using it in regard to the cigarettes.

[Seeker]

That has got to be the most overused concept here.

Seeker -- how are you pulling through without Jhony this week-end?

Is SOC enough of a challenge?

Johny left me a message on my answering machine to tide me over the weekend.

SOC is like getting a date with the Prom queen.

Johny is like getting oral satisfaction from a drug filled street walker in an alleyway at the bad side of town.

[SOC]

English born - Australian bred - travelled the world for 10 years ending in the US - married an American.....been here ever since.
She got a sister? Cos I so wanna move here - I love the place. Shame about its guv'ment, though!

Where in Aus did you grow up?

[Seeker]

She got a sister? Cos I so wanna move here - I love the place. Shame about its guv'ment, though!

Where in Aus did you grow up?

Funny you should mention sisters...yeah she does...6 foot long blonde hair and single....got out of a bad marriage had a couple of crappy boyfriends and decided to concentrate on work instead.

Quite a hottie....I just hope my wife doesn't read this though.

I grew up in Campbelltown outside of Sydney...back when the town was still pretty good.

[Haggisboy]

Top 10 Reasons why SOC and Arcane1 are Spending Time Together

10) Spending their nights giving each other direct rep, if you know what I mean.

9) Doing IRC old school, minus the Internet and the Relay part.

8) Leaving burning bags of dog poo on Directed’s porch.

7) Introducing SOC to what makes Chicago a world class city – so much for the first 15 minutes.

6) Two words: Butler Auditions.

5) They’re gay.

4) It’s a little known fact that an English gentleman and a Chicago auto mechanic have lots in common. Now where’d I leave those smelling salts?

3) Exchanging cross dressing tips.

2) Trying to make Seeker and Johny jealous.

1) Two words: Headbanger’s Ball – if you know what I mean.

[Seeker]

I thought SOC was an Aussie.

[label]

I thought SOC was an Aussie.

He is, can we cease referring to SOC as an English gentelman!