Arcane1's corner of ZGeek

[Dundasbro]

(Btw my goal in life is to one day be able to answer any question posed to me in ten words or less. I will die before that day arrives, I know it.)
Hmmmm, maybe I can help you with that goal...
How many letters are in you're username?:clap:

[rbranson]

Sent you an email SOC....

While Jhony is gambling his life savings away, he's asked me to relay you a message.

He sent to me via text messaging on my berry-- said he couldn't post on ZGeek from the playing floor.


Mehhhhhh these Aussies are thicker than thieves.

One left his homeland when he was 5 and is now an Ameriggun, and the other is living in the UK and plans to move to NY.

And they're still obsessed with Aussieism. :eclique: :fag:s

You don't know what SOC stands for? Mehhh, so easy. Suck Our Cocks.

In any case, I hope Seeker is :anal: his new boyfriend SOC. And tell SOC I've had Seeker's sister and she tastes like chicken.

Friggin' Jhony -- how about that. :order:

[fenderbasher]

Alright, since I've been reading and not posting for the last week (PC crash, full re-install -- pain in the ass...) I'll sum up my input easily.

First: SOC - You're welcome in Oregon anytime. I'll even sign your permission slip to live here (being one of the few native Oregonians left...). Arcane1 will vouch for me; he's welcome here anytime as well. You'll love it; beautiful country, easy women, and the original home of the microbrew. Not many places in the country where you can go from snow skiing to a walk on the beach in four hours or less. And most of us smokers are courteous to others (well, I am at least). And the Chinook Salmon is to die for. Oh yeah, Tillamook cheese is the best, too!

Second: My user name came about from the wear and tear put on my Fender P-bass; it's my 'gig' bass, and I tried to get 'fenderbender' - due to my penchant for bass neck bends - a decade ago when I got my first user name (Yahoo, nonetheless...) but it was unavailable. Being smart enough to not use user names that are similar to each other (I have enough trouble remembering the few I have now!) I've used fenderbasher for just about everything. Except throwaway accounts.

[SOC]

Not wanting to turn this into a you show me yours I'll show you mine...but if I inform her and she asks what you look like....what the fuck am I supposed to tell her....and age for that matter....
I look like George Clooney, and I'm younger than him.

[SOC]

I'm surprised Haggisboy's top 10 went below the radar.

Nicely done. :order:
I +repped him for it, and chortled out loud...

[SOC]

Mehhhh, What nip? (http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2684099)
that's the one we tried to get to work earlier today, and couldn't

[Arcane1]

I'm surprised Haggisboy's top 10 went below the radar.

Nicely done. :order:
It didn't get missed, it was seriously laughed at. We also saw it as the steaks were coming off the grill and landing on the table.

Steaks vs. internet ? We went to the dinner.

[SOC]

Oh, by the way, for those wondering what SOC stands for:


Silly Old Cunt.

[Arcane1]

Oh, by the way, for those wondering what SOC stands for:


Silly Old Cunt.
I can vouch for that. The old part at least.

[SOC]

Hey, I still look younger than you, mate.

[oggy]

Oh, by the way, for those wondering what SOC stands for:


Silly Old Cunt.

not SLY or STUBBORN?

[SOC]

no. silly.

[oggy]

Definitions of silly on the Web:

cockamamie: ludicrous, foolish; "gave me a cockamamie reason for not going"; "wore a goofy hat"; "a silly idea"; "some wacky plan for selling more books"
airheaded: lacking seriousness; given to frivolity; "a dizzy blonde"; "light-headed teenagers"; "silly giggles"
pathetic: inspiring scornful pity; "how silly an ardent and unsuccessful wooer can be especially if he is getting on in years"- Dashiell Hammett
a word used for misbehaving children; "don't be a silly"
punch-drunk: dazed from or as if from repeated blows; "knocked silly by the impact"; "slaphappy with exhaustion"

:shrug:

[SOC]

yup. they all work.

[Arcane1]

I rather think that "scornful" would make a good phrase, as in "scornful old cunt". But SOC is more of a 'silly' one really.

[SOC]

yep. I tried being sally once, but it didn't take, so I went back to silly.

[oggy]

yep. I tried being sally once, but it didn't take, so I went back to silly.

:shrug:

[ewe2]

you're not drunk enough

[Arcane1]

you're not drunk enough
Everyone here is quite sober. When we get drunk, then we get really silly. Of course it is rather difficult to tell since the typing gets a little screwed up.

BTW- The latest in juvenile idiocy is currently happening in the "Stalking" thread. It is rather quite the display of "Idiots on Parade". I don't think that the :eclique: likes me too much.

[oggy]

you're not drunk enough

not drunk anything today!

:sick:

[Arcane1]

not drunk anything today!

:sick:
I didn't say that. But we had to sober up enough to go to the Harry Potter 4 movie.

[oggy]

I didn't say that. But we had to sober up enough to go to the Harry Potter 4 movie.

would have been a good time to catch some sleep!

[Arcane1]

First one that I've seen, and it was really quite entertaining. The effects were awesome, and the scenery was incredible.

[oggy]

not really into potter and his magical spells and shit but do agree with the awesome effects they come up with these days!

saw madagasca for the 1st time over the weekend, thats funny!

[Dundasbro]

BTW- The latest in juvenile idiocy is currently happening in the "Stalking" thread. It is rather quite the display of "Idiots on Parade". I don't think that the :eclique: likes me too much.
JUVENILE IDIOCY!!!! OMG I AM SO THERE!!!!1!!1!eleven!1!! omglolz!!!!!!

[Scrat-atat]

First one that I've seen, and it was really quite entertaining. The effects were awesome, and the scenery was incredible.


Agreed, it was quite entertaining. i'm not a huge fan of the harry potter series like my friends, but this one really had alot of elements that make up a good movie. plenty of action and humor. kind of glad they added a dark/gloomy scenario, i think that is what kinda put me off with the other ones, not dark enough.

ps is the chick that plays hermoine (sp?) legal yet? :bananasex

[oggy]

ugh!

:shrug:

[Elf]

But that whole "kissing an ashtray" thing... Blech. Of course the other lips aren't smoke contaminated for kissing... so I guess it's ok.

I smoke :(

[Elf]

Hey, I still look younger than you, mate.

Heh, that's actually true :ha:

[Elf]

not really into potter and his magical spells and shit but do agree with the awesome effects they come up with these days!

saw madagasca for the 1st time over the weekend, thats funny!

I thought Madagascar was a bit crap.

Seeing Harry and his chums next week :clap: - YAY - can't wait.

[rbranson]

ps is the chick that plays hermoine (sp?) legal yet? :bananasex

Looks like she is ...

http://www.sandy-xxx.com/foro/attachments/harry3.jpg

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/7/7/5/7/bush_warad.jpg

[Arcane1]

I smoke :(
I never said that it was an absolute disqualifier, did I? It's all a matter of the rest of the package and the more important bits... like what's between the ears, the eyes, and more importantly the heart.

[rbranson]

the more important bits...

Yeah, especially when they stand to attention.

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/7/7/5/7/bush_warad.jpg

[AhhDiddums]

I have decided to stake out this little corner of ZGeek to call my own. Here I will babble, blather and generally make comments that should offend many and annoy a few more. Feel free, feel welcome to comment as you'd like.

Today's message is:
I have decided to try and forgive those that voted for Bush in 2004, after all, even they couldn't have realized how completely stupid he is.

I don't view Bush as the problem here, the source of all the bullshit that is going on. I view capitalism and imperialism to be the problems here. Bush is just a tool, another part of the corrupt capitalist system. Everyone said "Vote John Kerry, get Bush out!" Under John Kerry, the underlying problems would have still remained. The United States is not a democracy or democratic republic, it is a plutocracy - a government of, by, and for the rich. Nearly all of the politicians are bought out by their big-time supporters... Kerry was bought out by Telecommunications, Bush by Big Oil and other corporations. Americans having a say in what goes on is a simple illusion to give people the belief that they have any control at all. Meanwhile, we're being fucked in the ass harder and harder by the ruling elite. Everyone says "Bush sucks!" I don't. I say "Capitalism sucks!"

[Arcane1]

I don't view Bush as the problem here, the source of all the bullshit that is going on. I view capitalism and imperialism to be the problems here. Bush is just a tool, another part of the corrupt capitalist system. Everyone said "Vote John Kerry, get Bush out!" Under John Kerry, the underlying problems would have still remained. The United States is not a democracy or democratic republic, it is a plutocracy - a government of, by, and for the rich. Nearly all of the politicians are bought out by their big-time supporters... Kerry was bought out by Telecommunications, Bush by Big Oil and other corporations. Americans having a say in what goes on is a simple illusion to give people the belief that they have any control at all. Meanwhile, we're being fucked in the ass harder and harder by the ruling elite. Everyone says "Bush sucks!" I don't. I say "Capitalism sucks!"
Cool! Fresh Meat! Woo Hoo! Welcome to the corner.

Short on time, but I certainly want to welcome you. I don't agree with your views entirely, but that is really moot. No, wait, not moot, but really a welcome input. Clearly you have views that are not regurgitations of what you've been told to think, and have the ability to argue them. I think that you'll find that in this Corner of ZGeek opposing views discussed rationally are welcome as opposed to most other areas. :eclique:

Since you post exemplifies the "Tip of the Iceberg theory", as in 98% is not visible below the water line, I'm not about to touch that this morning. Not enough carbon based resources available at the moment.

Welcome. Oh, yeah, look out for SOC, he's a real bastard that will rip you mercilessly for the slightest infraction of grammar or spelling.

[Arcane1]

Yeah, especially when they stand to attention.

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/7/7/5/7/bush_warad.jpg

You Naughty Boy! Are you implying something? Nipples maybe? I love nipples.

:victory:

(did I say that out loud?)

[SOC]

Welcome. Oh, yeah, look out for SOC, he's a real bastard that will rip you mercilessly for the slightest infraction of grammar or spelling.
Fuck off, cunt - who just asked me how to spell "mercilessly"???

[Arcane1]

As a compliment to RBranson's brilliant daily pics, I thought I should add the "Daily Insinuation" or "Daily Innuendo" of the Day.

So for today, I submit:

"You know that your lady is happy when she has her feet on your shoulders, and two handfuls of your hair, being pulled near the point of pain, you know you're doing something right."

[rbranson]

You Naughty Boy! Are you implying something? Nipples maybe? I love nipples.

:victory:

(did I say that out loud?)

I love it.

A fuckwit or two got into Pirate's head and had my Bush banner sig removed.

Now, I have found a way of leaving it in there permanently, even when my sig changes.

Not only that, it ends up appearing every time people quote me.

Nicely done, fuckwits. :eclique:

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/7/7/5/7/bush_warad.jpg

:victory:

[McZ]

Another picture. Some guys in PA. built this train engine. I am trying to make a copy of it. It runs on 30" gauge track like some RR in OZ and in Taiwan. It weighs about 5 tons.

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/9/shay2004_01.jpg

Anyone else into steam powered heavy metal?

[Arcane1]

Coming out of my Cave.

Being as "old" as I am... I grew up on old AMerican Television. Shows like Rockford Files, Ba Ba Black Sheep (about Pappy Boyington, WWII Ace), Bob Newhart, Happy Days and old Clint Eastwood Spaghetti Westerns to name a few.

So SOC is telling me about how all the old American TV shows are being transferred to DVD collections. Now I've read about that, and how much of a success it's been. So, we go to a Best Buy store, and I walk into the aisle of TV DVD box sets. I felt like I got whacked in the heaad. Here's all these shows that I grew up on, used to plan my evenings to watch... on DVDs... I freaked.

I also bought The Good The Bad and The Ugly, and the first 2 seasons of Ba Ba Black Sheep. The story based on Major Pappy" Boyington. He was a Blue Ribbon Fuck-Up of incredible proportions. He was also the first American Ace in the Pacific arena, and the leader of one of the most successful flight squadrons ever. We stuck the DVD in, and started watching it. Watching it is like going back in time, I can hear the lines said before they come out... Fucking incredible.

Pappy Boyington (http://www.warbirdforum.com/gregboy.htm)

SOC may be a Cunt, but I have to credit him for pulling me partially out of the cave I have lived in. Now if only I can find all the Speed Racer episodes on DVD.

:victory:

[SOC]

It's not just old - and new - American shows being released as DVD box sets, dude - same goes for British,Japanese and Australian shows. The day that all episodes of The Aunty Jack Show are finally released on DVD is the day I can die a happy man. Oh, and by the way, Speed Racer is already out on DVD. Oh, and stop calling me cunt, cunt, or The Cunt might takes offense and lock us out of his pr0n forum, and then where would we be?

[McZ]

Old ha. I grew up in the sixties. I saw a lot of the classics the first time around. We did not get colour TV until after I went to college. I think the first time I saw colour TV was at the Varsity in Atlanta. I remember watching Star Trek at the Varsity. It was awesome but compared to the latest stuff a garage band can do better videos.

GBU is one of my favourite movies. You also have to get Fistful of Dollars and For a Few Dollars More. High Plains Drifter and Two Mules for Sister Sara are also in the series. The Two Mules is a :mdr:

:

[McZ]

There is another movie by Henry Fonda called "They call me nobody" that is pretty good.

A cult classic and sort of a western is "Time Rider". Maybe everyone knows that one.

[McZ]

Again I may be stating the obvious but "www.IMDB.com" has a box up in the right hand corner that lists what is available and in what media.

[Arcane1]

Old ha. I grew up in the sixties. I saw a lot of the classics the first time around. We did not get colour TV until after I went to college. I think the first time I saw colour TV was at the Varsity in Atlanta. I remember watching Star Trek at the Varsity. It was awesome but compared to the latest stuff a garage band can do better videos.

GBU is one of my favourite movies. You also have to get Fistful of Dollars and For a Few Dollars More. High Plains Drifter and Two Mules for Sister Sara are also in the series. The Two Mules is a :mdr:

:
The Rockford Files is probably one of my most loved TV series'.

[McZ]

It is high on my list too but with so much good stuff going to DVD, I have to priortize my toys.

[SOC]

There is another movie by Henry Fonda called "They call me nobody" that is pretty good.

A cult classic and sort of a western is "Time Rider". Maybe everyone knows that one.
I don't know The Call Me Nobody, but They Call Me Trinity and They Call Me Bruce? are two great, funny movies. Were you thinking of My Name Is Nobody?

And I don't know Time Rider either, but a western I love is Eastwood's Pale Rider. Great flick.

[McZ]

Brain fart. Remember I grew up in the sixties. You are correct the name is "My Name is Nobody".

Any western with Eastwood is great. I am not too big a fan of the Dirty Harry series.

Some other goodies are "Midway", "In Harms Way".

Timerider http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086443/

[SOC]

I love the Dirty Harry flicks, especially the first 2. Dead Pool ain't that great tho.

[Arcane1]

Brain fart. Remember I grew up in the sixties. You are correct the name is "My Name is Nobody".

Any western with Eastwood is great. I am not too big a fan of the Dirty Harry series.

Some other goodies are "Midway", "In Harms Way".

Timerider http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086443/
But the Musical now... Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin, singing. That was a frightening piece. Paint Your Wagon. I even have the soundtrack on vinyl still.

[McZ]

So Arcane is into musicals? He even has the vinyl. Uh-oh. The only vinyls I have are Blue Oyster Cult, etc.

[McZ]

While we are name dropping...

Dark Star
Goin' South

And the most important movie in a geeks collection is

International House

If you dont have it get it immediately. I am not joking it is the meaning of life happiness and everything...

[Seeker]

Kelly's Heros.

Say no more.

[EvilMuppet]

ill jump on the clint eastwood is god in spagetti western's band wagon. Also dirty harry was pretty cool. http://www.galleryofguns.com/shootingtimes/Articles/DisplayArticles.asp?ID=29

[McZ]

Seeker wins, how soon we forget the good stuff. If I remember correctly (and if the sixties dont interfere), Kelly's Heros has some truth in the plot.

"Play Dirty".

[McZ]

They Might be Giants
The Hindenburg

[Elf]

I like Spongebob Squarepants :D

[McZ]

I like Spongebob Squarepants :D


Does it require meds to enjoy?

[EvilMuppet]

the great escape, what? i thought we were naming old movies we like.

[Elf]

Does it require meds to enjoy?

apparently so - Patrick is the sexiest starfish I know

[McZ]

the great escape, what? i thought we were naming old movies we like.

Yupp and The Great Escape it good.

Maybe I am going to rent the square pants thing. I will probably have to borrow someones kids so I dont look too wierd. Or at least not more than usual.

[ribblefizz]

Off topic: I changed a few things in my profile last night, and my "unrepentant slattern" thing disappeared, and I can't for the life of me find where the option is to bring it back (or change it). Anyone?

[Seeker]

Yupp and The Great Escape it good.

Maybe I am going to rent the square pants thing. I will probably have to borrow someones kids so I dont look too wierd. Or at least not more than usual.

You would be surprised at how many adults are into Spongebob.

[EvilMuppet]

does anyone remember the name of that pow movie with pele in it?

[Seeker]

Mehhhhhh these Aussies are thicker than thieves.

One left his homeland when he was 5 and is now an Ameriggun, and the other is living in the UK and plans to move to NY.

And they're still obsessed with Aussieism. s

You don't know what SOC stands for? Mehhh, so easy. Suck Our Cocks.

In any case, I hope Seeker is his new boyfriend SOC. And tell SOC I've had Seeker's sister and she tastes like chicken.

Johny's just pissed off because he sux at poker and ended up having to blow some 80 year old man in an alleyway to get his ticket money back to the Gay capital of America. :sperm: open wide johny.

[Elf]

Spongebob is made for the adult audience McZ - they just added the kid appeal to boost ratings.

[Elf]

does anyone remember the name of that pow movie with pele in it?

Escape to Victory

[EvilMuppet]

yes! thats it hank you :) now to findd a torrent.

[Elf]

Changing toppic again - I just saw the pic of superseksiwomans tits on the front page and I am in AWE.

[Elf]

yet again - is Bishi really that seksi - because I just don't see it myself

[label]

Where are superseksiwomans tits?!?! i need to know if I should jealously bitch, or LOL? :p

Don't know on that front -- from the posts and the mental image I have the answer would have to be a resounding NO. The only thing that will change my mind is a likeness to Marcus and heavy duty duct tape applied on mouth and permanet restraints from using a PC. :p

[Elf]

no jealously bitching - just be in AWE at how HUGE they are (LOLing is optional).

Lolo Ferrari has been on my telly much this weekend so ridiculously, awesomley HUGE tits are stuck in my head :D

[label]

Where are they?

Who is Lolo Ferrari?

[Elf]

Where are they?

Who is Lolo Ferrari?

Label you have to google that woman (Lolo)

those boobies are fucking amazing :o

[label]

Label you have to google that woman (Lolo)

those boobies are fucking amazing :o

Woah -- Just googled it, and found this (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/667728.stm) and this. (http://loloferrari.hugetit.us/)

Fucking amazing -- No, No, No the words I would use are insane and painful -- Surely that would cause serious problems health wise?!?! (BTW, This is not bitching. I have not even scratched the surface of cattiness within)

Why would you?

[McZ]

I am a big fan of "quality over quantity". Without getting crude...she was plain gross. Wasnt very good looking either. First link said she died at 30.

[label]

She had multiple surgeries to get to that size, so ummm? emotional issues?

[McZ]

She probably had emotional issues that her manager used to his advantage.

[label]

She probably had emotional issues that her manager used to his advantage.

Thats possible, but c'mon common sense, a sense of what looks OK should have prompted her to rethink the surgery idea after the 2nd/ 3rd time.

[Seeker]

Nasty tart.

Fucking gross boobs.

Like to see the coffin they throw that bag of shite into.

[McZ]

I heard somewhere that they have to be removed before cremating. Gross

[rbranson]

(BTW, This is not bitching. I have not even scratched the surface of cattiness within)



:laughing:

I caught that, label. I knew you had that cattiness within you. I'm not sure I want to see it used on me, though.

But feel free to experiment with others -- I occasionally enjoy watching. :drink:

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/7/7/5/7/bush_warad.jpg

[Arcane1]

Kelly's Heros.

Say no more.
Hogan's Heroes. "I know NOTHINK!... Nothink!" Saw those too. If only I could spend a few hundred on them I'd be having a lot of fun. Of course I don't where I'd live after I brought them home.

:victory:

[Arcane1]

the great escape, what? i thought we were naming old movies we like.
Inline 4 cylinder Indian Chief motorcycle. McQueen is cool as Hell, but the bike was certainly the co-star in that one.

[McZ]

One show I never got into was Seinfeld. I never could handle whiny New Yorkers.

[McZ]

Inline 4 cylinder Indian Chief motorcycle. McQueen is cool as Hell, but the bike was certainly the co-star in that one.

Inline 4 cylinder Indian Chief motorcycle? Dont remember but I am going to have to research that. Got a pix?

[SOC]

yet again - is Bishi really that seksi - because I just don't see it myself
Only in his own mind... which is pretty fucking tiny.

[SOC]

One show I never got into was Seinfeld. I never could handle whiny New Yorkers.
That's probably my favourite American sitcom - I'm buying each season as it comes out on DVD. Each to his own...

[Arcane1]

That's probably my favourite American sitcom - I'm buying each season as it comes out on DVD. Each to his own...
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[fenderbasher]

I love the Dirty Harry flicks, especially the first 2. Dead Pool ain't that great tho.
"The Dead Pool" is good by virtue of a very young (and unknown) Jim Carrey as the rock star "Axel Rose" wannabe that gets offed pretty quickly and messily.

As for the Clint Eastwood westerns, lets not forget "Hang 'Em High".....

[Arcane1]

As for the Clint Eastwood westerns, lets not forget "Hang 'Em High".....
Fistful of Dollars.

[SOC]

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Thank you for your understanding.

-The Mgmt.
Ah go and get fucked...:bananasex

[rbranson]

It's not just old - and new - American shows being released as DVD box sets, dude - same goes for British,Japanese and Australian shows. The day that all episodes of The Aunty Jack Show are finally released on DVD is the day I can die a happy man.

What's the story with The Aunty Jack Show -- what is so engrossing about it? Would a non-local audience who has never heard of it, be able to partake in what made it special or is it one of those shows you grew up with and brings back memories?


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[fenderbasher]

For myself, I'd love to see the complete collection of Sid & Marty Kroft put on disk. (Bugaloos, Sigmund the Sea Monster, H.R. Pufenstuf, The Lost Saucer, etc.)

[rbranson]

Coming out of my Cave.

Being as "old" as I am... I grew up on old AMerican Television. Shows like Rockford Files, Ba Ba Black Sheep (about Pappy Boyington, WWII Ace), Bob Newhart, Happy Days and old Clint Eastwood Spaghetti Westerns to name a few.

So SOC is telling me about how all the old American TV shows are being transferred to DVD collections. Now I've read about that, and how much of a success it's been. So, we go to a Best Buy store, and I walk into the aisle of TV DVD box sets. I felt like I got whacked in the heaad. Here's all these shows that I grew up on, used to plan my evenings to watch... on DVDs... I freaked.

I also bought The Good The Bad and The Ugly, and the first 2 seasons of Ba Ba Black Sheep. The story based on Major Pappy" Boyington. He was a Blue Ribbon Fuck-Up of incredible proportions. He was also the first American Ace in the Pacific arena, and the leader of one of the most successful flight squadrons ever. We stuck the DVD in, and started watching it. Watching it is like going back in time, I can hear the lines said before they come out... Fucking incredible.

Pappy Boyington (http://www.warbirdforum.com/gregboy.htm)

SOC may be a Cunt, but I have to credit him for pulling me partially out of the cave I have lived in. Now if only I can find all the Speed Racer episodes on DVD.

:victory:

Good ole shows, in more innocent times.

Missed out on a lot of them, as they weren't available as reruns when I watched but used to enjoy the old Batman series, Get Smart (most of it is real corny), Gilligan's Island (totally brainless).

The worst show for me when I was a kid was The Johnny Cash Show -- I used to hate country music and all the whiny guests he used to have on seemed like an endless funeral.

Seinfeld was smartly written and enjoyed from the first episode while its currnent version, Curb Your Enthusiasm, tries much too hard to be witty and becomes annoying.

One the movies front, my all-time fave remains The Shawshank Redemption -- watched well over 20 times and I still find it inspiring. It's a must-have movie for our intrepid traveller SOC although I suspect it is readily available where he lives.


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[Arcane1]

Ah go and get fucked...:bananasex
If I wasn't sitting here watching this fucking DVD and laughing my arse off I might be able to... Some Bastard brought over a couple seasons of Little Britain. Classic British comedy, men dressing up as women and doing stupidly funny things like wearing dresses and pissing in the Men's room. Definately turns off the bloke at the next stall.:clap:

[SOC]

For myself, I'd love to see the complete collection of Sid & Marty Kroft put on disk. (Bugaloos, Sigmund the Sea Monster, H.R. Pufenstuf, The Lost Saucer, etc.)
Most of that stuff is out on DVD already - I saw a few of them today at the Virgin Megastore in downtown Chicago...

[SOC]

What's the story with The Aunty Jack Show -- what is so engrossing about it? Would a non-local audience who has never heard of it, be able to partake in what made it special or is it one of those shows you grew up with and brings back memories?


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I'll go into detail about it tomorrow - right now I'm introducing some Americans to the cult comedy Little Britain - and they're loving it.

[rbranson]

I'll go into detail about it tomorrow - right now I'm introducing some Americans to the cult comedy Little Britain - and they're loving it.

Let me get this straight -- the welcoming family that has opened their house to you, fed you, provided you with your own computer and has been driving you around at your leisure, has now become "some Americans"?

Arcane, does your dog love British calf done rare? Just checking. :drink:


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[SOC]

Let me get this straight -- the welcoming family that has opened their house to you, fed you, provided you with your own computer and has been driving you around at your leisure, has now become "some Americans"?

Arcane, does your dog love British calf done rare? Just checking. :drink:


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I'm an Australian ... as Australian as football, meat pies, kangaroos and Holden cars.

[oggy]

Ah go and get fucked...:bananasex


i`ll second that!

:shrug:

[rbranson]

I'm an Australian ... as Australian as football, meat pies, kangaroos and Holden cars.

Australian, English, whatever.

Doesn't change the fact that you are disrespecting those fine individuals who are bending over backwards to make your stay a comfortable one.

"Some Americans" -- man, they should charge you rent after that. :order:


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[SOC]

Australian, English, whatever.

Doesn't change the fact that you are disrespecting those fine individuals who are bending over backwards to make your stay a comfortable one.

"Some Americans" -- man, they should charge you rent after that. :order:


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I smack people upside the head for calling me English! I'm an Aussie through and through and damned fucking proud of it.

And I'm sure you realised my "some Americans" line was just tongue in cheek!

[SOC]

Seinfeld was smartly written and enjoyed from the first episode while its currnent version, Curb Your Enthusiasm, tries much too hard to be witty and becomes annoying.

One the movies front, my all-time fave remains The Shawshank Redemption -- watched well over 20 times and I still find it inspiring. It's a must-have movie for our intrepid traveller SOC although I suspect it is readily available where he lives.
I actually love Curb Your Enthusiasm - I think Larry David is an absolute genius.

And yes, The Shawshank Redemption is a favourite film of mine, as is the original Stephen King story it's based on.

[rbranson]

I smack people upside the head for calling me English! I'm an Aussie through and through and damned fucking proud of it.

And I'm sure you realised my "some Americans" line was just tongue in cheek!

Of course I did -- was pulling your leg.

Viva the internet where jokes don't always translate all that well.

About calling you English -- how bad is that? I love English people, but if you insist on being called an Aussie, that's fine too. It's all good.

And no more jokes from me -- I have caused enough e-damage for a while. ;)

[rbranson]

I actually love Curb Your Enthusiasm - I think Larry David is an absolute genius.

And yes, The Shawshank Redemption is a favourite film of mine, as is the original Stephen King story it's based on.

Funny you mention the book as I have never read it -- I am now intrigued.

Back to the movie -- how not to love Morgan Freeman?

And that beautiful aria playing on the loudspeakers, when Dufresne stubbornly raises the volume in that office with the glass door?

[oggy]

Aussie Aussie Aussie

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OI! OI! OI!

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mmmmm.......pie floater!

[rbranson]

Aussie Aussie Aussie

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OI! OI! OI!

14828

mmmmm.......pie floater!

Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!!!

[SOC]

Of course I did -- was pulling your leg.

Viva the internet where jokes don't always translate all that well.

About calling you English -- how bad is that? I love English people, but if you insist on being called an Aussie, that's fine too. It's all good.

And no more jokes from me -- I have caused enough e-damage for a while. ;)
Calling me English is pretty bad ... one thing I've found while travelling the world is that while a lot of people hate the English (French, Germans, Spanish to name a few), nobody, but nobody, hates Australians. We're just too open and friendly and laid back for that. So yes, I wear my Aussie pride on my sleeve, and the day I lose this accent is the day I want someone to shoot me in the head and put me in my coffin.

I didn't realise you were kidding, but no offense was taken. Trust me, I'm definitely no "American basher" - if I didn't like this place, and its people (for the most part), I wouodn't be here right now.

[oggy]

Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!!!


yeh, thats how it used to be until the country stole it from me!

oggy oggy oggy

OI! OI! OI!

[rbranson]

Calling me English is pretty bad ... one thing I've found while travelling the world is that while a lot of people hate the English (French, Germans, Spanish to name a few), nobody, but nobody, hates Australians. We're just too open and friendly and laid back for that. So yes, I wear my Aussie pride on my sleeve, and the day I lose this accent is the day I want someone to shoot me in the head and put me in my coffin.

I didn't realise you were kidding, but no offense was taken. Trust me, I'm definitely no "American basher" - if I didn't like this place, and its people (for the most part), I wouodn't be here right now.

C'mon, not everyone shares your opinion about the English -- they're cool, like any place else, there is always a quota of jerks.

I don't know enough about Aussies but I do understand that they have a very good reputation and that is to your credit.

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming -- what will it be, music this time?

How about Vivo per lei by Boccelli? Or Caruso by Lucio Dalla? That aria in the Shawshank inspires you to delve into Italian music all the more.

[SOC]

C'mon, not everyone shares your opinion about the English -- they're cool, like any place else, there is always a quota of jerks.
That wasn't MY opinion of English people - with some exceptions, most of them are OK. BUt they DO have a lot of enemies on the continent.

[oggy]

C'mon, not everyone shares your opinion about the English -- they're cool, like any place else, there is always a quota of jerks.

I don't know enough about Aussies but I do understand that they have a very good reputation and that is to your credit.



we hate tourists!

:shrug:

[rbranson]

That wasn't MY opinion of English people - with some exceptions, most of them are OK. BUt they DO have a lot of enemies on the continent.

I am told that the English from the northern part of the country are more polite and patient.

London is not necessarily the best place to form an opinion but that's where all the tourists end up, so I guess a good impression is harder to come by.

So, how about that Italian music? Do you like Boccelli?;)


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[DOGG]

Arcane1

WTF is going on? reply to my email/pm

[rbranson]

we hate tourists!

:shrug:

Mehhhhh, everybody hates tourists but their spending is quite charming.

Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!!!

OI OI OI !!


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[rbranson]

Arcane1

WTF is going on? reply to my email/pm

DOGG -- I believe he just called it a night.


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[oggy]

Mehhhhh, everybody hates tourists but their spending is quite charming.

Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!!!

OI OI OI !!


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yes, 2 million tourists a year thru byron bay!

[fenderbasher]

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming -- what will it be, music this time?

How about Vivo per lei by Boccelli? Or Caruso by Lucio Dalla? That aria in the Shawshank inspires you to delve into Italian music all the more.

The default music that plays in my head is Rossini's 'Overture' to "The Barber of Seville". Majestic, impish, emotional, inspiring.

God bless Warner Bros. for introducing me to all of that wonderful classical music as viewed through the rougish antics of Bugs Bunny.

[DOGG]

DOGG -- I believe he just called it a night.


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Thx for the info. It's all good now anyhow.

[Dundasbro]

yet again - is Bishi really that seksi - because I just don't see it myself
Well the truth is that you don't want to know! And I don't know!!!

[Arcane1]

The default music that plays in my head is Rossini's 'Overture' to "The Barber of Seville". Majestic, impish, emotional, inspiring.

God bless Warner Bros. for introducing me to all of that wonderful classical music as viewed through the rougish antics of Bugs Bunny.
Fucking Cool! Someone else that acknowledges that!

When I had my shop, and Fantasia (the Original) was released on videotape, I had a client that owned a family video store. I ordered the "Boxed Edition" with the print, the CD's and book and all, and 20 (or more) copies of the video. I gave them to everyone that appreciated that I knew had kids with the caveat "I'm gonna' ask (child) if you actually watched it with them!" I had most all of them come back amazed about never having seen it or having forgotton how wonderful it was. Ironicly, as a release originally it flopped hard and nearly bankrupted Disney, which tells us a lot about society. It is still one of my Son's favorite movies. I framed the print of Mickey as the Sorcer's Apprentice, it hangs in my office.

And one other great Bugs line, done to the "Barber" during a classic Bugs conflict; "Of course you know... This means War".

[McZ]

Good morning Arcane. I bought the Fantasia box set when it came out. It is in my special corner of them study. Bugs is my hero. I use lines from his cartoons all of the time. And Elmer's "hunting wabbits" slays me.

[McZ]

Tell SOC when he wakes up, if he needs some warm weather, drop on down to Houston.

[McZ]

Referencing the English humour. My mother was Canadian and I was born in Toronto. My father was an American in the RAF. He flew Lancasters and later Dakotas. I grew up watching old English movies with my father. Unfortunately the only English TV shows were on PBS and very few of them.
Monty Python is a classic and I used to be able to recite "Norwegian Blue" and "The Lumber Jack Song".

[Arcane1]

1. Decide to take a course of action, however Right. (this is not the "ass" part)
2. Use the "sledgehammer" route of attack (again, not always bad)
3. Choose to launch it on a convienent raher than appropriate target
4. Unjustifiably and wrongly hurt said target.

For further information and clarification, please see this Thread (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43811) and most specifically, this Post (http://forum.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=739994&postcount=69).

Apology submitted for approval.

[Arcane1]

Referencing the English humour. My mother was Canadian and I was born in Toronto. My father was an American in the RAF. He flew Lancasters and later Dakotas. I grew up watching old English movies with my father. Unfortunately the only English TV shows were on PBS and very few of them.
Monty Python is a classic and I used to be able to recite "Norwegian Blue" and "The Lumber Jack Song".
Don't tell me you've got panties and a bra on under that conservative NASA consultant casual wear? Aren't the High Heels a bit uncomfortable?

[McZ]

Don't tell me you've got panties and a bra on under that conservative NASA consultant casual wear? Aren't the High Heels a bit uncomfortable?

You peeked you pervert.

[Arcane1]

Roll up, roll up, get your best evening gowns on and suck back a mountain of blow before the show...

That's right kiddies, it's time for the Fourth Annual Montogmery Burns ZGeek Awards. (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=42539)

Check 'Em Out, Vote 'Em In. Here's a few of my favorites:

Fambz Awards (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=42539)

Best Thread (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43891)

Most Active Poster with Full Time Job (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43907)[/URL]

[URL="http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43898"]Golden Pr0ng (RBranson) (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43897)

Best Individual Post (label) (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43893)

Worst Moderator (this is a tough one ;) ) (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43889)

Best Moderator (SOC) (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43888)

Funniest IRCer (SOC of Course ;) ) (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43908)

Most Informative (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43885)

Get to it everyone. And keep in mind that unlike the US Presidential Elections, your vote counts here.

[ribblefizz]

1. Decide to take a course of action, however Right. (this is not the "ass" part)
2. Use the "sledgehammer" route of attack (again, not always bad)
3. Choose to launch it on a convienent raher than appropriate target
4. Unjustifiably and wrongly hurt said target.

For further information and clarification, please see this Thread (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43811) and most specifically, this Post (http://forum.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=739994&postcount=69).

Apology submitted for approval.

:snort:
Well. SOME of us aren't authorized to view that page... harrumph.

Unrelated: Three of the soldiers killed in Iraq in the last month have been from my immediate area. Two El Pasoans and one Las Crucen.

http://www.borderlandnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051121/NEWS/511210331/1001

Now, I have a question.. according to that article, the Las Crucen was a Mexican national who was a PFC in the US Army, and "planned to become a US Citizen."

In all my years of military dependency, I've never heard of a non-US citizen/national being in the military. (Puerto Rico ?and I think Guam? are "possessions" or something, so they don't count.) Is this something new they've started up, perhaps to boost the ranks for the war (offering citizenship in exchange for service, perhaps??), or has this always been done and I just never heard about it before?

[Arcane1]

:snort:
Well. SOME of us aren't authorized to view that page... harrumph.

Unrelated: Three of the soldiers killed in Iraq in the last month have been from my immediate area. Two El Pasoans and one Las Crucen.

http://www.borderlandnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051121/NEWS/511210331/1001

Now, I have a question.. according to that article, the Las Crucen was a Mexican national who was a PFC in the US Army, and "planned to become a US Citizen."

In all my years of military dependency, I've never heard of a non-US national being in the military. (Puerto Rico ?and I think Guam? are "possessions" or something, so they don't count.) Is this something new they've started up, perhaps to boost the ranks for the war (offering citizenship in exchange for service, perhaps??), or has this always been done and I just never heard about it before?


I have read of a number of "to become citizens" that have died. Typically they are awarded citizenship posthumously, which does them a great bit of good. Don't know what the specific issues are, but I think that if you'lll swear to be loyal, can walk reasonably well and carry a gun the service will take you these days.

I've also read that the competency level of the last 8 months' recruits is the lowest ever. The majority of recruits scored in the lower third of the exams all around.

Seems to be a case of War accelerating Darwinism.

[McZ]

:snort:
Well. SOME of us aren't authorized to view that page... harrumph.

Unrelated: Three of the soldiers killed in Iraq in the last month have been from my immediate area. Two El Pasoans and one Las Crucen.

http://www.borderlandnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051121/NEWS/511210331/1001

Now, I have a question.. according to that article, the Las Crucen was a Mexican national who was a PFC in the US Army, and "planned to become a US Citizen."

In all my years of military dependency, I've never heard of a non-US citizen/national being in the military. (Puerto Rico ?and I think Guam? are "possessions" or something, so they don't count.) Is this something new they've started up, perhaps to boost the ranks for the war (offering citizenship in exchange for service, perhaps??), or has this always been done and I just never heard about it before?

Citizenship in exchange for service has been around for a long time. I was in the Navy and there were a few guys in that mode. Obviously does not include the enemy.

[SOC]

And some I am rather fond of:

Cashmere Award for the Best Thread (this one) (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43891)
Wikimedia Foundation Most Informative Award (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43885)
Unabomber Award for the Best Individual Post (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43893)
The La-Z-Boy Award for the most active member with a full time job (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43907)

Get voting, folks... the safety of the world depends on it.

[McZ]

I am a big fan of National Service. I think that everyone should do a minimum of public service. Minimum wage but free room and board, in exchange you get educational vouchers based on length of service. National Service would include public works projects, disaster relief, peace core, park service, health care, etc. Military service would also be an option but not a requirement.

I believe that citizenship should also be awarded based on National Service. For example Texas is up to its long horns in illegal aliens but most are hardworking good people that deserve a chance at improving their lives. Unfortunately they are breaking the law. But on the other hand Texas could not survive without our amigos.

What to do?

[Arcane1]

I am a big fan of National Service. I think that everyone should do a minimum of public service. Minimum wage but free room and board, in exchange you get educational vouchers based on length of service. National Service would include public works projects, disaster relief, peace core, park service, health care, etc. Military service would also be an option but not a requirement.

I believe that citizenship should also be awarded based on National Service. For example Texas is up to its long horns in illegal aliens but most are hardworking good people that deserve a chance at improving their lives. Unfortunately they are breaking the law. But on the other hand Texas could not survive without our amigos.

What to do?
Latest "solution" that I have heard is to build a containment fence along the entire border. And every restaurant and service company will be hurting immediately.

[McZ]

SOC, how long are you going to be in the USA? Do you have enough time to come down and visit ribble and I down here in the land of dust and swamps?

[McZ]

Latest "solution" that I have heard is to build a containment fence along the entire border. And every restaurant and service company will be hurting immediately.

I dont have a problem with the fence. They are a lot of M13 gang members coming across the border and god knows what else. We probably need a guest worker program with part of the taxes going to pay local services and the rest going to Mexico.

[rbranson]

And some I am rather fond of:

Cashmere Award for the Best Thread (this one) (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43891)
Wikimedia Foundation Most Informative Award (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43885)
Unabomber Award for the Best Individual Post (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43893)
The La-Z-Boy Award for the most active member with a full time job (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43907)

Get voting, folks... the safety of the world depends on it.

All systems go -- Arcane, SOC, Haggisboy, label, Seeker, Jhony -- all the regs from the Arcane thread deserve support (hope I didn't forget anyone). Don't just look for the cats that SOC is shamelessly self-promoting (that scoundrel ;) ). And, don't forget, who the fuck cares.

I'm personally voting for Elf in all categories cause I'm a poontang. :elefant:

Good luck to all of you (although, if you win, you really have been spending too much time here and not in your real life. Mehhhh) :drink: :drink: :drink:

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[SOC]

SOC, how long are you going to be in the USA? Do you have enough time to come down and visit ribble and I down here in the land of dust and swamps?
ONly two weeks, so won't have enough time to head down your way. BUt I plan to be back in the US at least once or twice next year - airfares are pretty cheap these days. So I'll definitely try to get down that part of the world.

[oggy]

I'm personally voting for Elf in all categories cause I'm a poontang. :elefant:

[/IMG]

isnt that, chips and gravy with melted cheese?

:shrug:

[rbranson]

isnt that, chips and gravy with melted cheese?

:shrug:

What you are referring to is poutine.

I would have voted for you but Elf is sexier. ;)

Still, you win as the avatar that inspires the best chant (a bullshit category I just made up to get you off my back).

Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!!!

OI! OI! OI!

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[oggy]

ok got that sorted!

back to the bongalongalongathon!

[rbranson]

ok got that sorted!

back to the bongalongalongathon!

Nahhh.

Was kidding.

An Oggy chant is the real deal. I meant every oversized colored letter and exclamation mark. :drink: :drink: :drink:

OI! OI! OI!

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[ewe2]

bum-bums

teehee!!

[oggy]

oh a many a time i have heard the crys from afar, cheers of joy, and just plain o`l pissed as a minda,

OGGY OGGY OGGY, OI OI OI!

ya can get it rootin ya dog, or droppin a log,
ya can even get it milkin a cow,
matter of fact,
i got 1 right now!

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[rbranson]

Just in case Oggy is busy and doesn't hear your cry for help, then here is a plan B ...

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Mexican Batman

[oggy]

Just in case Oggy is busy and doesn't hear your cry for help, then here is a plan B ...


Mexican Batman

its ok, i have my utility belt!
14841

i need some anti-geek tablets, or my isp to disconnect me, this site is interferring with my life!

[Seeker]

Look ma!!! I'm in a POLL!!!

With....1 vote......sigh......And no I didn't vote for myself.

I had to vote for Johny Roberts....and SOC...and rbranson....and I need some coffee.

A 12 pack with a cold makes for a shitty morning.

[oggy]

A 12 pack with a cold makes for a shitty morning.

yet a cold 12 pack makes for a great afternoon!

[Seeker]

Very true....very true.

[Elf]

I am a big fan of "quality over quantity". Without getting crude...she was plain gross. Wasnt very good looking either. First link said she died at 30.

actually, before the surgeries she was quite lovely - Bardot style

[oggy]

tho down under we buy beer in 30 packs.......cause we drink a shitload!

hmmmmmmmm......beeeeeeeeeeer!

[Seeker]

oh a many a time i have heard the crys from afar, cheers of joy, and just plain o`l pissed as a minda,

OGGY OGGY OGGY, OI OI OI!

ya can get it rootin ya dog, or droppin a log,
ya can even get it milkin a cow,
matter of fact,
i got 1 right now!

14839

You reminded me of a sick moment I had at Safeway.

On the shelf there is a VB style can, same colours etc etc, with Fosters Bitter in place of VB.

WTF?!?!?

[SOC]

actually, before the surgeries she was quite lovely
The same can be said about both Jordan and Pamela Anderson.

[Elf]

I'll go into detail about it tomorrow - right now I'm introducing some Americans to the cult comedy Little Britain - and they're loving it.

Also The League of Gentleman is very fantastic - I am seeing them on tour for the second time this year.

I also watched an austration show this weekend that made me lol - DoubleFist (or something like that) I watched the Fistalothon - classic.

[Elf]

That wasn't MY opinion of English people - with some exceptions, most of them are OK. BUt they DO have a lot of enemies on the continent.

The French in particular love to take the piss - but hey - I'd rather have the piss took out of me for eating dodgy food and drinking tea in large mugs, than being hairy smelly rude little fuckers :D

[McZ]

Do elves really have wings? I thought that was reserved for fairies.

[Elf]

The same can be said about both Jordan and Pamela Anderson.

nah - Jordan was a dog before surgery too - don't know about Pammy

[Elf]

Do elves really have wings? I thought that was reserved for fairies.

This Elf has anything she wants to have :D

[Elf]

I want a picture of you in fishnet stockings - that way I can make an informed decision as to whether or not you are sexier than Patrick the Starfish ;)

[SOC]

Also The League of Gentleman is very fantastic - I am seeing them on tour for the second time this year
I love the Gents, got all their series on DVD. :reaper:

[Seeker]

Pam Anderson was pretty hot before she fucked herself up.

I take the before girl rather than the after....then again the after also has the Hep.

[SOC]

I want a picture of you in fishnet stockings - that way I can make an informed decision as to whether or not you are sexier than Patrick the Starfish ;)
Now that's a pretty fucking scary picture right there, missy!

[McZ]

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[rbranson]

You reminded me of a sick moment I had at Safeway.

On the shelf there is a VB style can, same colours etc etc, with Fosters Bitter in place of VB.

WTF?!?!?

I voted for all my Arcane Corner buddies -- but not for myself.

So if I lose by one vote, so be it. :drink:

[johny_roberts]

Howdy all,

Got back from Vegas and now :barf: left and right. Ohh well so hungover I could die and no calling in sick because the fuckers knew I was in Vegas. Lost all my money but came in 29th out of 150 in the poker tourney. Some aussie was there also and kicking ass. Also met all the high rollers of poker *not all of them but around 10 of them*

Had a great time and now need to :barf: in my trash can. ohh well..

[Seeker]

Fag.

[Arcane1]

Howdy all,

Got back from Vegas and now :barf: left and right. Ohh well so hungover I could die and no calling in sick because the fuckers knew I was in Vegas. Lost all my money but came in 29th out of 150 in the poker tourney. Some aussie was there also and kicking ass. Also met all the high rollers of poker *not all of them but around 10 of them*

Had a great time and now need to :barf: in my trash can. ohh well..
So if I am hearing you correctly, you came in the top 20% in the games... adn now you are ranking in the top few % in the vomit arena? Not too bad. Hope you got the numbers of those 10 you met.

Sounds like an overall success to me. Have a nice day at work!

[johny_roberts]

Fag.
:(

[johny_roberts]

So if I am hearing you correctly, you came in the top 20% in the games... adn now you are ranking in the top few % in the vomit arena? Not too bad. Hope you got the numbers of those 10 you met.

Sounds like an overall success to me. Have a nice day at work!

Ya it was a blast just drank way to much and now reaping the consequences of my actions.

Ohh well I will survive and feel better tommorow.......

[rbranson]

:(

:laughing:

Jhony barely had time to provide a first post on his return, and already Seeker has him :anal:

Jhony -- I think Seeker missed you big time. :drink:

Welcome back, dude. I hope you didn't have to mortgage your home.

Any escorts worthy of note? Did you see prosts on street corners handing out photos of themselves?

Give us the whole dirt -- well, as soon as you feel better. :FIREdevil

[johny_roberts]

:laughing:

Jhony barely had time to provide a first post on his return, and already Seeker has him :anal:

Jhony -- I think Seeker missed you big time. :drink:

Welcome back, dude. I hope you didn't have to mortgage your home.

Any escorts worthy of note? Did you see prosts on street corners handing out photos of themselves?

Give us the whole dirt -- well, as soon as you feel better. :FIREdevil

Once I can type and not :barf: I will list all the fun and seeker is just pissed cause he once again got :bukkake: this weekend..

[Seeker]

Once I can type and not :barf: I will list all the fun and seeker is just pissed cause he once again got :bukkake: this weekend..

You know it.....you never said your sister was a squirter though man....could have given me the heads up....damn near drowned. :wank:

[rbranson]

They ought to name a category after both of you for next year's awards. :laughing:

[Seeker]

The "See Seeker beat Johny Roberts into submission" award.

[rbranson]

While Jhony regroups and gets his Seeker-bashing material ready for posting, please take a few seconds and give me your thoughts about owning a pool/billiards table -- is it worth it?

Take the poll right here: http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?p=740794#post740794

(by the way, how do you shorten URLs into words only?)

[Seeker]

I had the worst case of Beer shits this morning, 4:20 I'm sitting in the bathroom shitting my entire body through my arse.

It's a shame I didn't eat any camels the night before, I could have gotten a few rich people into Heaven....so long as someone could hold a needle next to my arse.

Had to share.

Pool table, but only if you like to play Pool....otherwise whats the point?

[rbranson]

Pool table, but only if you like to play Pool....otherwise whats the point?


Everyone who buys pool tables likes pool -- they all say that.

A few years later, they're not being used any more. And since they're so cumbersome to move about, relatively expensive and are a drag to resell (must be dismantled, need transportation, etc) -- just wondering if it's worth going through it, despite the downside.

Basically, you just don't know how much you really like pool until you own one it seems cause people keep on buying them for the short term. Or for decoration.

[Elf]

Everyone who buys pool tables likes pool -- they all say that.

A few years later, they're not being used any more. And since they're so cumbersome to move about, relatively expensive and are a drag to resell (must be dismantled, need transportation, etc) -- just wondering if it's worth going through it, despite the downside.

Basically, you just don't know how much you really like pool until you own one it seems cause people keep on buying them for the short term. Or for decoration.

I figure pool and snooker is a pub game - don't be dragging that stuff into your house.

A pool table for decoration means you have NO FUCKING TASTE :D

[Elf]

Now that's a pretty fucking scary picture right there, missy!


You provided the picture sonny jim -

I am a starfish, I am sexier than him (rep from SOC)

[rbranson]

I figure pool and snooker is a pub game - don't be dragging that stuff into your house.

A pool table for decoration means you have NO FUCKING TASTE :D

Damn straight.

The decoration part is a by-product of one no longer playing -- certainly wasn't recommending buying one for esthetic purposes although there a lot of models that are real cool to look at.

Jhony Roberts, for instance, advocates using pool table tops for sex. The cool thing to do might be to call a cum shot, as you would a ball during a game.

So just as you are being brought to the point of eruption, you make your call ...

"I'm going to shoot off the tip of your left shoulder, into the left corner pocket."

A cum shot like that would be legendary. :drink:

[Arcane1]

I had the worst case of Beer shits this morning, 4:20 I'm sitting in the bathroom shitting my entire body through my arse.

It's a shame I didn't eat any camels the night before, I could have gotten a few rich people into Heaven....so long as someone could hold a needle next to my arse.

Had to share.

Pool table, but only if you like to play Pool....otherwise whats the point?
TMI
(Too Much Information) for me.

[Arcane1]

Damn straight.

The decoration part is a by-product of one no longer playing -- certainly wasn't recommending buying one for esthetic purposes although there a lot of models that are real cool to look at.

Jhony Roberts, for instance, advocates using pool table tops for sex. The cool thing to do might be to call a cum shot, as you would a ball during a game.

Think about this: Felt covered slate table... Knees and buttocks... Bruises. This is bad. Almost as bad as cheap carpeting.

[rbranson]

Think about this: Felt covered slate table... Knees and buttocks... Bruises. This is bad. Almost as bad as cheap carpeting.

Not to mention that getting juice out of the felt could be a bitch.

Then again, a permanent stain could be a permanent badge of honor.

Extra points if a leftover aroma lingers, especially pussy juice. :drink:

[Arcane1]

Makes the balls go off track, then the game gets screwed. No double meanings there.

[Dundasbro]

According to front page it's Johny_Roberts birthday, everyone rep him for it:D

[Elf]

According to front page it's Johny_Roberts birthday, everyone rep him for it:D

Not till tomorrow over here young un

[SOC]

Johnny Roberts was born? And here I was, thinking he'd simply been shat out of Satan's arsehole... :D

[johny_roberts]

According to front page it's Johny_Roberts birthday, everyone rep him for it:D

Thanks bro :victory: I turn fricking 34 tommorow fucking 34... Ohh well I guess we all age.



Johnny Roberts was born? And here I was, thinking he'd simply been shat out of Satan's arsehole... :D

I was and thank you for reminding me........

[Seeker]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to johny_roberts again.


Oh well.

Sucks to be you....ol fart.

[Arcane1]

Johnny Roberts was born? And here I was, thinking he'd simply been shat out of Satan's arsehole... :D
He He... SOC said "Satan's arsehole"... he he he :FIREdevil

[SOC]

What, I should have said "asshole"???

[johny_roberts]

Just voted for rbranson for the

Fapmaster 5000 Award for the best Pr0n contributor......

[Elf]

Just voted for rbranson for the

Fapmaster 5000 Award for the best Pr0n contributor......

I voted for everyone I love - ie Arcane1 Corner contributors.

I feel guilty for handing our -rep though for the first time ever.

[Seeker]

I voted for everyone I love - ie Arcane1 Corner contributors.

I feel guilty for handing our -rep though for the first time ever.

To whom did you give this -rep you speak of?

[johny_roberts]

To whom did you give this -rep you speak of?

hope it was asskickergod cause he is a biatch and a :wank:er

[Seeker]

Johny come on man....don't skirt around the edges tell us what you really think.

[johny_roberts]

Johny come on man....don't skirt around the edges tell us what you really think.

:drink:

[Elf]

Yes it was asslickyshit


WTF is going on in the newbie lounge - You post in your own thread 4 weeks on and get + repped?

[ribblefizz]

(by the way, how do you shorten URLs into words only?)

In the reply screen that has the formatting options (fonts, font treatments, smilies, etc), you type your message. Use the cursor to highlight the words that you want to hyperlink, then click on the little globe with two links on the bottom of it - it also looks like the infinity symbol, black-and-white balls, or a paperclip. Click on that, and a user prompt window will pop up. You type or paste in the link into that window, click "ok" and now your word (or even just a lett (http://www.zgeek.com)er) is hyperlinked.

You have to make sure that you get the http: //www.blahblah in there, though - if you just give it a www.blahblah, or if you paste it in and get http: //http://www.blahblah, it won't work.

[rbranson]

In the reply screen that has the formatting options (fonts, font treatments, smilies, etc), you type your message. Use the cursor to highlight the words that you want to hyperlink, then click on the little globe with two links on the bottom of it - it also looks like the infinity symbol, black-and-white balls, or a paperclip. Click on that, and a user prompt window will pop up. You type or paste in the link into that window, click "ok" and now your word (or even just a lett (http://www.zgeek.com)er) is hyperlinked.

You have to make sure that you get the http: //www.blahblah in there, though - if you just give it a www.blahblah, or if you paste it in and get http: //http://www.blahblah, it won't work.

Ribbs (I hope you don't mind me calling you that -- it kind of flows) -- you have identified exactly what I was doing wrong. Gotta test it. Thanks also to Elf for chiming in. The dudettes in Arcane's Corner rock. :coolgleam

[johny_roberts]

Damm Seeker is teh :fag:

http://img108.imagevenue.com/loc285/th_26c_seeker.JPG (http://img108.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc285&image=26c_seeker.JPG)

[rbranson]

Just voted for rbranson for the

Fapmaster 5000 Award for the best Pr0n contributor......

Jhony man, thx -- I certainly didn't expect that.

To quote Vardsy:

"You must spread some Menstrual Discharge around before giving it to johny_roberts again."

And ... happy birthday, dude. :drink: (gotta dig up a special birthday gif, to make it official).

[SOC]

What's the story with The Aunty Jack Show?
Here you go, as promised. Thanks to the vast resources of the magical interwebs you can learn more about Aunty Jack and its creators HERE (http://pcug.org.au/~stmcdona/auntyjac.html), HERE (http://users.chariot.net.au/~rmiles/ajdisc/tvaj.html) and HERE (http://milesago.gq.nu/auntyjack.htm). Seminal Australian comedy, yet little of it still exists.

[rbranson]

Blowing the candles for Mr. Roberts (http://www.muyzorras.com/noti/soplando_velas.shtml)


In any case, just click on that link, Mr. Roberts -- the candles are ready to be blown. :drink:

[johny_roberts]

thats some funny shit..........

[royale]

Just voted for rbranson for the

Fapmaster 5000 Award for the best Pr0n contributor......


Me too, and johny you got a stroke for something - best drunk i think it was ;). I do expect it to be recipricated here http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=43893

PS, Happy birthday you old cock-knocker

[rbranson]

Here you go, as promised. Thanks to the vast resources of the magical interwebs you can learn more about Aunty Jack and its creators HERE (http://pcug.org.au/~stmcdona/auntyjac.html), HERE (http://users.chariot.net.au/~rmiles/ajdisc/tvaj.html) and HERE (http://milesago.gq.nu/auntyjack.htm). Seminal Australian comedy, yet little of it still exists.

Thx so much SOC -- that's so cool. I'm going to take some time later tonight to read up on it in detail and take in some of the audio links.

[SOC]

Download the song Farewell Aunty Jack, if you can - it closed the show each week, and is terrific.

[ribblefizz]

http://www.muyzorras.com/noti/soplando_velas.shtml

(I have used the paper clip prompt but after I press OK, the link appears as above -- it doesn't give me the option of inserting words -- damn).

In any case, just click on that link, Mr. Roberts -- the candles are ready to be blown. :drink:

Okay, two things - and Arcane's made a comment that makes me think I'm the butt of a joke here, but whatever... hope y'all aren't laughing at me...

1., it's not the paperclip proper, that's for attachments. It's the blue globe that has a doohicky at the bottom of it that kind of looks like a paperclip (but it's actually two links). On my editing screen, it's right underneath the little white-faced smiley, in between the alignment buttons and a set of links with a red X through it.

2., you have to type the words in that you want to link, first.
So, let's say you want to say, "Happy Birthday Johny" and hyperlink it to the image you've listed above. First you're going to type,

Happy Birthday, Johny

Then you're going to select/highlight those words

Then you click on the globey-linky thing, and the user prompt should come up (if you have a popup stopper enabled, you might have to disable it - not usually, but maybe)

Then you type or paste the link into that box, and click okay

And you should get

Happy Birthday, Johny! (http://www.muyzorras.com/noti/soplando_velas.shtml)

Alternately, if you feel like typing it, you can just type out the [ URL="link" ]blah blah [ /URL ] manually.

Anyway, feeling kind of dumb here and not sure why, so I'm shutting up now, except: Happy Birthday, Johny!

[Arcane1]

Okay, two things - and Arcane's made a comment that makes me think I'm the butt of a joke here, but whatever... hope y'all aren't laughing at me...
The comment was sincere there Lady. You should know well enough that I wouldn't make a joke about you without doing it with your involvement. That's that "behind the back shit" and this is Arcane1's corner, not the IRC e-clique! My +rep comment was mostly for the fact the the n00b was the one that answered the inquiry before we old farts did. I was feeling guilty about not answering but I was previously indisposed due to clients wanting stuff done. Bastards.

Oh, and Johny, Happy Fucking Birthday. Just think, next year is the big 35, which means you are damn close to 40, which means that you are damn near very OLD. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Can't ya'll feel the love?

[Seeker]

I just watched water shoot like a geyser and hit the cieling of some lady's house....would have been cool if it wasn't full of shitty black sludge.

Wasn't my place so still funny.

[ribblefizz]

The comment was sincere there Lady. You should know well enough that I wouldn't make a joke about you without doing it with your involvement. That's that "behind the back shit" and this is Arcane1's corner, not the IRC e-clique! My +rep comment was mostly for the fact the the n00b was the one that answered the inquiry before we old farts did. I was feeling guilty about not answering but I was previously indisposed due to clients wanting stuff done. Bastards.

Okay... thanks then, and sorry for being suspicious. I've had a few days of abuse on another forum, and am a bit gunshy.

[SOC]

Okay... thanks then, and sorry for being suspicious. I've had a few days of abuse on another forum, and am a bit gunshy.
Oh, THIS is ZGeek. Nobody EVER abuses anybody here. :rolleyes:

[oggy]

Here you go, as promised. Thanks to the vast resources of the magical interwebs you can learn more about Aunty Jack and its creators HERE (http://pcug.org.au/~stmcdona/auntyjac.html), HERE (http://users.chariot.net.au/~rmiles/ajdisc/tvaj.html) and HERE (http://milesago.gq.nu/auntyjack.htm). Seminal Australian comedy, yet little of it still exists.

my sisters name is jacqueline, or Jack for short, but she is a dyke, and my daughter, 8yrs old, occassionally lets slip with uncle jackie!

oh her uncles are nasty!

[Elf]

who cares

Johny should be buying :D

[Elf]

who cares

Johny should be buying :D

[oggy]

Oh, and Johny, Happy Fucking Birthday. Just think, next year is the big 35, which means you are damn close to 40, which means that you are damn near very OLD. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Can't ya'll feel the love?

i feel old!

[rbranson]

who cares

Johny should be buying :D

Especially after we offer him this:

http://img120.imagevenue.com/loc57/th_fd4_muyzorras_idioteces_guarras003.jpg (http://img120.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc57&image=fd4_muyzorras_idioteces_guarras003.jpg)
Click to enlarge

Happy B-Day Jhony Roberts!

[Elf]

oh shit

[johny_roberts]

christ almighty....

thanks everyone for the bday wishes. Have to admit this is the first time anyone has wished me a happy b-day at Zgeek and I just might have to tear up a bit. Thanks again you made my day...

:drink: are on me...........

ohhh ya got a nice pre-bday present today...visited a new "massage parlor" today.........

[oggy]

[QUOTE=johny_roberts]christ almighty....

thanks everyone for the bday wishes. Have to admit this is the first time anyone has wished me a happy b-day at Zgeek and I just might have to tear up a bit.QUOTE]

fuckin sook! no room in here for teary eyed babies......

happy fuckin` birthday.....get old ya mole!

oh and take the day off if you like.....with pay ofcourse!

[Elf]

christ almighty....

thanks everyone for the bday wishes. Have to admit this is the first time anyone has wished me a happy b-day at Zgeek and I just might have to tear up a bit. Thanks again you made my day...

:drink: are on me...........

ohhh ya got a nice pre-bday present today...visited a new "massage parlor" today.........




Could've come by my house ;)

[johny_roberts]

Could've come by my house ;)


:D

hell booking the flight now :drink:

[Elf]

:D

hell booking the flight now :drink:
my :fag: neighbours are eagerly anticipating your arrival

[McZ]

Elf what is such a little girl doing up so late? Munchin says she is freezing. You must be colder.

[johny_roberts]

my :fag: neighbours are eagerly anticipating your arrival

shit if thats the case I am bringing seeker also. He can hangout with your :fag: neigbors and we can get to know each other a little bit more :mdr:

[oggy]

shit if thats the case I am bringing seeker also. He can hangout with your :fag: neigbors and we can get to know each other a little bit more :mdr:

i`ll bring the camera, click click click!

[Elf]

Elf what is such a little girl doing up so late? Munchin says she is freezing. You must be colder.

McZ

I am rich - I can afford heating bills

[Elf]

i`ll bring the camera, click click click!

to photo my gy neighbours and seeker?

fucking pervert :o

[royale]

Sure shes not talking about a really bad aussie soap that's hugely popular in the UK?

[McZ]

Elf if you are rich then you can treat Johnny to a proper bd. And you can come visit us...

[Elf]

Elf if you are rich then you can treat Johnny to a proper bd. And you can come visit us...

But All I want is Roberts

[McZ]

But All I want is Roberts

Johny Roberts?

[johny_roberts]

But All I want is Roberts

i'll :drink: to that.....

I hearby Decree that Elf is the smartest Zgeeker in all of zgeek......

so let it be written so let it be done....

[McZ]

i'll :drink: to that.....

I hearby Decree that Elf is the smartest Zgeeker in all of zgeek......

so let it be written so let it be done....

Smart women are so sexy. You are a lucky man Johny!

[johny_roberts]

Smart women are so sexy. You are a lucky man Johny!

too bad it does not follow me in real life:mdr:

[McZ]

Funny thing. If I pursue I lose. But if I decide to be a good monk, I get raped. And it is always good looking smart women. I can guarantee I look more like my avatar than I would like to admit.

[Arcane1]

Things that sneak up on you:

Realizing that you still have that damn teal colored infinity shaped tattoo on your ass? It is easy to forget about since you don't look there all that often. I remember her name well, and why she ended up here, but damn...that was a long strange trip indeed.

That in the picture that was taken last Summer of you and your Son shows him to be damn near as big as you are.

You are listening to your kids playing video games with some strange Aussie in the family room. Of course they are kicking his ass.

That your current age, minus 16, equals a long, long time ago in reality years.

That your hair hasn't been down past your shoulders in over 15 years.

The mortgage is due on the First of the Month, every month.

That if 1000 people guess how much a cow weighs based on nothing more than visual inspection, no single person will get it within 5%. However, if you take the mean guess value, it will consistently be within 1% or better.

That Johny_Roberts and Seeker really are gay lovers, and all the other talk and chat about sexing it up with hot tub girls is a cover.

That sometimes your intellect and your heart take completely different directions, typically contrary to eachother and denying all logic.

That reality is a subjective matter, and a subject that really matters to me in that I try to avoid it.

That really, none of this is supposed to make sense. :huh:

Edit:
Upon going back to the front page, I realized that:

This thread has reached the 100 Page mark.

and

Whoever owns these: http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/8/bj_82.jpg has lovely nipples.

[fenderbasher]

That reality is a subjective matter, and a subject that really matters to me in that I try to avoid it.


One could say that matter is a subjective reality, as well.


Carry on.

[Arcane1]

One could say that matter is a subjective reality, as well.


Carry on.
See: Edit Carry on.

[fenderbasher]

Eh?
No comprende, amigo.

[johny_roberts]

that was an awesome post Arcane1 damm awesome. Except the line where you got Seeker and I :fag:ing it up think you had a typo...

ohhh yell tell Soc he is a pussy and I hope he is enjoying his time with you guy and I was also wondering which one of you are power bottoms :anal:

[rbranson]

Would you believe ZCreep pwned my birthday pic for Jhony?

I lost the pic so Seeker had me replace it with the following. Sorry dude ...

http://img102.imagevenue.com/loc79/th_a8f_muyzorras_tonterias_porno002.jpg (http://img102.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc79&image=a8f_muyzorras_tonterias_porno002.jpg)
Click to enlarge.

[johny_roberts]

Would you believe ZCreep pwned my birthday pic for Jhony?

I lost the pic so Seeker had me replace it with the following. Sorry dude ...

http://img102.imagevenue.com/loc79/th_a8f_muyzorras_tonterias_porno002.jpg (http://img102.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc79&image=a8f_muyzorras_tonterias_porno002.jpg)
Click to enlarge.

hey mang,

why do you that black bar going across your eyes and I hope you did not burn seeker to much.... :drink: :mdr:

[rbranson]

Okay, two things - and Arcane's made a comment that makes me think I'm the butt of a joke here, but whatever... hope y'all aren't laughing at me...



Ribbs -- no one is laughing at you.

But, please know that this guy admires your patience -- thanks so much for taking the time to explain it. Thanks to you, I finally got it. :coolgleam

[rbranson]

hey mang,

why do you that black bar going across your eyes and I hope you did not burn seeker to much.... :drink: :mdr:

I had no idea I was Asian.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. :drink:

I liked my previous pic better but ZCreep will pwn you worse than a prostitute on drugs, truth be told.

[fenderbasher]

Eh?
No comprende, amigo.
Ah. Comprendo, ahora. Los sientos.

[johny_roberts]

I had no idea I was Asian.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. :drink:

I liked my previous pic better but ZCreep will pwn you worse than a prostitute on drugs, truth be told.

lol I saw it ...no idea how you found 1 shot of a chick with a candle up her bum and a 2 shot of a dude with a candle up his can but fuck it was funny