Arcane1's corner of ZGeek

[Elf]

Drinking makes ugly people look pretty and stupid people appear smarter. I love beer I am going to go home and look at all my beer and say to the beer "I love you and I am going to drink you all."

Mmmmmm beer and nicotine but I am trying to quit after this month. I chew tobacco and it costs $6.50 a fucking can *note I go through a can every other day*

You chew tobacco?
bleugh:barf:

[Elf]

I am 5'2" in the morning and weigh 108 lbs, for the amount I drink - I don't do bad. I did, however, grow out of a lot of my clothes soon after becoming a fairly heavy drinker - which is very bad :(

[Elf]

I believe dogwomble is available? Don't think he'd fancy you much, though ... :mdr:

I didn't see this till now + rep you funny man :D

[johny_roberts]

You chew tobacco?
bleugh:barf:

so I guess a kiss is out of the question :mdr:

Ya dirty habbit but hey I am a hick and thats a thing hicks do:coolgleam

[Elf]

It's the chewing thing - cows do it and they make me laugh.

Edit - not in a good way .

[Seeker]

so I guess a kiss is out of the question :mdr:

Ya dirty habbit but hey I am a hick and thats a thing hicks do:coolgleam

Are you sure you're not from Montana?

[SOC]

I didn't see this till now + rep you funny man :D
I am teh funniest man on this internets! OMG si lol fag0rts!!!111 :mdr:

[johny_roberts]

I am teh funniest man on this internets! OMG si lol fag0rts!!!111 :mdr:

funniest, ugliest gayest you have a monopoly there soc :mdr:

[SOC]

Is that why I'm winning all the polls that are worth winning??? :mdr:

[johny_roberts]

Are you sure you're not from Montana?

Fuck Ya

But raised in Redding you must have heard of that shit hole its close to your area *will at least close to Oregon*

[label]

Actually I cut back a lot, too damn cold to be outside smoking.

/shiver

Tell me about it.


My mother still smokes and she is 80. A pack of 20 cigs cost almost $4 us. What does it cost in uk and oz?

In the UK -- Around £5, which is about $8.9 at an exch rate of 1.78.


Mmmmmm beer and nicotine but I am trying to quit after this month. I chew tobacco and it costs $6.50 a fucking can *note I go through a can every other day*

Is chewing tobacco stronger than cigarettes?


What is snow?

God masturbating.

No, God beautifying (is that a word?) the world for the angels and fairies.

[johny_roberts]

Is that why I'm winning all the polls that are worth winning??? :mdr:

its because you are well loved hell I might have a little :wank: over your name again

[Seeker]

Weird I have a mate from Montana...he chews and he sounds exactly like you, when you first called I though it was him.

Must be a gene thing.

[johny_roberts]

Don't think Chewing is stronger than smoking its just easier to do. You can chew at work, on the bus, on a train, at the bar, in church it just does not matter. Just nasty when you spit....

But tell you one thing it sucks to quit. Tried it three times and I just want to kill people after. The nicotine gum works but then you get addicted to that.

ohhh well

[Elf]

heh

you are all :fag:

I voted for everyone once.

[SOC]

its because you are well loved hell I might have a little :wank: over your name again
:barf:

[johny_roberts]

Weird I have a mate from Montana...he chews and he sounds exactly like you, when you first called I though it was him.

Must be a gene thing.

Its because we chew and dont smoke our voice boxes have not been aged giving the husky deep voice.

[SOC]

heh

you are all :fag:

I voted for everyone once.
ONCE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!!!!

GO on, go and vote for us all again. And again. And again. :coolgleam :mdr:

[Elf]

I can't give up smoking - it makes me feel really sick

[Seeker]

Its because we chew and dont smoke our voice boxes have not been aged giving the husky deep voice.

Deep voice?

Who the fuck said anything about a deep voice?

You both sound like a canary with a cucumber shoved up its arse.....:wank:

[label]

I can't get past wanting everyone dead -- I don't think that's healthy.

[Seeker]

Or maybe a little girl.

[Elf]

I can't get past wanting everyone dead -- I don't think that's healthy.

it may not be healthy - but I think you may be in the majority

[Seeker]

Or a choir boy being jumped by a priest.

[Seeker]

Or an old gay guy being rogered by a horse.

[Seeker]

Or an 18 year old having his nuts squeezed in a vice.

[Seeker]

That last one made me cross my legs.

[johny_roberts]

Or an 18 year old having his nuts squeezed in a vice.

:mdr:

You are a sick, sick fucker. My voice kicks ass, people get to listen to it all day and pay good $$$$ to hear it :mdr:

[McZ]

It is going to be 84 deg F on Turkey Day in Houston. :w00t:

[McZ]

Here is a picture of my "trouble and strife".

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/9/HsiouHuanTwoPiece.jpg

[Elf]

:mdr:

You are a sick, sick fucker. My voice kicks ass, people get to listen to it all day and pay good $$$$ to hear it :mdr:

Meh - I bet I hear it for free some day.

[Seeker]

I heard it for free and I still want a refund.

[SOC]

OMG! Someone broked the internets!!!!

[oggy]

:mdr:

You are a sick, sick fucker. My voice kicks ass, people get to listen to it all day and pay good $$$$ to hear it :mdr:

we are all sick fuckers.......i`m sicker than you all........

:sick: :barf:

[johny_roberts]

Meh - I bet I hear it for free some day.

one could only hope :greenwink


I heard it for free and I still want a refund.

meh

you loved it


we are all sick fuckers.......i`m sicker than you all........

:sick: :barf:

told you not to eat yellow snow...

[Seeker]

Your name did throw me a bit, I was waiting for "The third" to get added at the end.

[Arcane1]

Here is a picture of my "trouble and strife".

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/9/HsiouHuanTwoPiece.jpg
I could see how she could cause strife...

[johny_roberts]

have to say she is cute........

[SOC]

Here you go, as promised. Thanks to the vast resources of the magical interwebs you can learn more about Aunty Jack and its creators HERE (http://pcug.org.au/~stmcdona/auntyjac.html), HERE (http://users.chariot.net.au/~rmiles/ajdisc/tvaj.html) and HERE (http://milesago.gq.nu/auntyjack.htm). Seminal Australian comedy, yet little of it still exists.
Remember my mention of The Aunty Jack SHow a couple of days ago, and rbranson asking me what it was, and me posting the above links?

Well, I've just read HERE (http://www.smh.com.au/news/tv--radio/oneglove-wonder-out-to-rip-ya-bloody-arms-off-again/2005/11/22/1132421664283.html) that the FIRST SEASON of The Aunty Jack Show is being released on DVD next month! Oh man, THIS is great news!

I'm just emailed my sister in Australia and told her what she's getting me for Christmas!!!

[Haggisboy]

have to say she is cute........

No slag toward McZ or his beau, but Johny you'd think a fire hydrant was cute if you slapped a bra on it.

[SOC]

:aah: fire hydrants have TITS now??? :aah:

[McZ]

:aah: fire hydrants have TITS now??? :aah:

I have seen some painted painted that way. Doesnt last long before someone repaints them. In 1976 they painted a lot of them in the 1776 military uniforms. I am sure there are some pix on I.

[johny_roberts]

No slag toward McZ or his beau, but Johny you'd think a fire hydrant was cute if you slapped a bra on it.

Well come down to California and I'll slap a bra on ya and see if your theory works :silly:

[McZ]

While I am puting up pictures. This is a google sat. of ZPlace.

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/9/ZPlace.JPG <-- lake

[rbranson]

What is ZPlace?

[McZ]

What is ZPlace?

It is where McZ is.

[rbranson]

It is where McZ is.

Thought it had something to do with ZGeek.

To be more clear, it should have been named McZPlace. :drink:

Damn internets -- everything can be interpreted in so many ways.

So, given your access to NASA facilities, could you not have gotten a clearer shot using their duper-high reso satellites, instead of the standard google earth fare?

Just wonderin'.

[Haggisboy]

Thought it had something to do with ZGeek.

To be more clear, it should have been named McZPlace. :drink:

Damn internets -- everything can be interpreted in so many ways.

So, given your access to NASA facilities, could you not have gotten a clearer shot using their duper-high reso satellites, instead of the standard google earth fare?

Just wonderin'.

Fuck that, let's give the boy a real mission. Have that satellite fly over the Playboy mansion and hone in on the grotto.

[berserk]

I could see how she could cause strife...
I nominate Arcane's corner as thread of the year for the next ZAwards.

Mrs McZ > niece

[rbranson]

In the interest of better understanding each other when we write shit here, here is a cool site I picked up in another thread on this site (the envelope vs. brick debate -- don't ask). You can have your text pre-read before you post it.

Another neat trick when talking to someone who is not in front of your screen, use the voice-gizmo to speak on your behalf -- and yes, it picks up most dirty verbiage: just click HERE. (http://www.research.att.com/projects/tts/demo.html)

I can already imagine Arcane and SOC speaking to each other, each using a voice from the above site.

[oggy]

To be more clear, it should have been named McZPlace. :drink:



yeh, get it McFuckin right!

[rbranson]

OI! OI! OI!

[oggy]

OI! OI! OI!

do you have to be so Mcfuckin noisy?

:drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :sick: :barf: :sick:

[Seeker]

Here is one of my properties...got to love google earth.

The field on the top left is the one I mentioned earlier, covered in frost.

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/5241/ge2657qn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Dundasbro]

I can't get past wanting everyone dead -- I don't think that's healthy.
Meh, nearly everyone does so don't worry about it...

[johny_roberts]

Smoker tried to open plane door

The woman was arrested when the plane landed in Australia
A French woman has admitted attempting to open an aeroplane door mid-flight so that she could smoke a cigarette.


Front page news ya jackass

[johny_roberts]

so seeker is that the field you suck all the men off at :fag:

[rbranson]

Front page news ya jackass

All my news are for this thread -- stay tuned.

This is my spot dude -- I couldn't give a rat's ass about the front page. :pimp:

[johny_roberts]

All my news are for this thread -- stay tuned.

This is my spot dude -- I couldn't give a rat's ass about the front page. :pimp:

just saying it was posted a long fucking time ago. But it was a funny story :sperm: :o

[Seeker]

so seeker is that the field you suck all the men off at :fag:

No this is the field where I bury shit heads that chew tobacco and think envelope is a big word.

[rbranson]

just saying it was posted a long fucking time ago. But it was a funny story :sperm: :o

My bad -- missed it.

Got some better ones that haven't gone on the front page.

I'll post them here without a link, cause I couldn't give a shit.

[johny_roberts]

why

[Seeker]

why

Maybe he saw pics of you naked and now all is lost to him.

[johny_roberts]

Maybe he saw pics of you naked and now all is lost to him.

It does scare a lot of people when they see 12" surrounded by drooling women....

[Seeker]

Johny?

JOHNY WAKE UP!!! YOU'RE DREAMING AGAIN!!.

I'm not washing your sheets either...it's just wrong for a grown man to have wet dreams.

[johny_roberts]

Johny?

JOHNY WAKE UP!!! YOU'RE DREAMING AGAIN!!.

I'm not washing your sheets either...it's just wrong for a grown man to have wet dreams.

fuck right

naked drooling hot women :o

almost forgot

[Seeker]

fuck right

naked drooling hot women :o

almost forgot

Forgot what?

That you're gay?

Yeah bummer that.

:lickmyass

[johny_roberts]

Forgot what?

That you're gay?

Yeah bummer that.

:lickmyass

ya sorry I just dont go there ask pirate he might help you out ::clap:

[rbranson]

why

Here is the real reason ...

http://www.sandy-xxx.com/foro/attachments/sensual223.jpg

:drink:

(that wasn't directed at you, BTW)

[johny_roberts]

That was awesome pic by the way.....Dont fret chet life is good

[rbranson]

Danes provide prostitutes for the disabled

The Danish government is under attack for paying for its disabled citizens to have sex with prostitutes.

The official 'Sex, irrespective of disability' campaign pays sex workers to provide sex once a month for disabled people.

The legal guidelines advise: "It could be of great importance that the carer speaks to the prostitute together with the person in their care, to help them express their wishes."

But opposition parties have attacked the regulations, claiming it is an immoral way of spending tax-payers' money.

Social-Democrat spokesperson Kristen Brosboel said: "We spend a large proportion of our taxes rescuing women from prostitution. But at the same time we officially encourage carers to help contact with prostitutes."

But Stig Langvad of the country's Disabled Association said the politicians critical of the plan are showing "double standards".

He said: "The disabled must have the same possibilities as other people. Politicians can debate whether prostitution should be allowed in general, instead of preventing only the disabled from having access to it."

:sperm: :sperm: :sperm:

[rbranson]

Police powerless on outdoor orgies

Dutch police and park rangers have admitted they are powerless to stop a growing trend of outdoor sex orgies.

In the latest incident, a large group of people were found romping naked on a beach in the Bussloo area of the country.

They including 10 couples who were being "particularly boisterous" with each other while the others watched.

But police called to the scene admitted they were powerless to act despite numerous complaints from other beach users, and could only give the naked orgy lovers a verbal warning.

The head of one of Holland's biggest national parks says the problem is getting worse and has called for the government to make clear guidelines on outdoor sex orgies to allow police to act.

Eric Droogh, who is director at the Veluwe National Park, said: "A national debate on wild sex parties in the countryside is essential.

"Police and park wardens currently have too little scope to intervene. The only possibility is to catch the transgressors red-handed.

"Outdoor sex is now commonly occurring in national parks and other public places. In some cases they just stopped beside the road in the picnic area or a meadow for the orgies."

He called for clearer guidelines and sanctions to deal with the outdoor sex phenomenon.

:sperm: :sperm: :sperm:

[rbranson]

Girl sold camcorder - with mom's sex film inside

A Canadian teenager is in trouble after selling her mum's camcorder - with a home made blue movie still inside.

The mother did not even know the camera was missing until her boyfriend complained the video was going around town.

The film showed the mother and her boyfriend engaged in an intimate act, reports Canadian Press.

The daughter, now 19, of Peterborough, Ontario, admitted she'd taken the camera from her mother's bedroom closet and sold it to a friend for £100.

The mother called police and her daughter was charged with theft.

Lawyer Robert Beninger said his client didn't know the tape was in the camera.

"It's an unfortunate byproduct of her taking the camera," he said.


:sperm: :sperm: :sperm:

[rbranson]

'Police? My onion rings are cold!'

A US woman was arrested for calling 911 after a restaurant served her cold onion rings.

Sharita Williams, 30, of Houma, Louisiana, told police the food was cold when she received it and the waiter refused to replace it.

So she dialled 911 from the Malt-N-Burger restaurant in Thibodaux, reports the Daily Comet.

Police turned up - but only to arrest Williams for wasting police time. She is due in court in December.

:jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit:

[Dundasbro]

Just thought I should direct you towards this (http://forum.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=744104&postcount=42) post by me, i'd always noticed a slight resemblance but once i'd posted i knew i was spot on! Makes me chuckle every time I see it now...

[johny_roberts]

scarry similar...

[oggy]

'Police? My onion rings are cold!'

A US woman was arrested for calling 911 after a restaurant served her cold onion rings.

Sharita Williams, 30, of Houma, Louisiana, told police the food was cold when she received it and the waiter refused to replace it.

So she dialled 911 from the Malt-N-Burger restaurant in Thibodaux, reports the Daily Comet.

Police turned up - but only to arrest Williams for wasting police time. She is due in court in December.

:jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit:

whats the number for 911?

[rbranson]

No hookers and lost a considerable amount of money a considerable bit :barf:

Johny -- is this why you lost?

http://www.sandy-xxx.com/foro/attachments/GamblingWithPleasures_001.jpeg

Dude, pay attention -- the girl on the right pwnd you -- she's giving cunt signals to the other player. No kidding you lost.

[Siamhie]

I have seen some painted painted that way. Doesnt last long before someone repaints them. In 1976 they painted a lot of them in the 1776 military uniforms. I am sure there are some pix on I.
i remember that....the dogs in my neighborhood were lost for awile.

[Arcane1]

Girl sold camcorder - with mom's sex film inside

A Canadian teenager is in trouble after selling her mum's camcorder - with a home made blue movie still inside.

The mother did not even know the camera was missing until her boyfriend complained the video was going around town.

The film showed the mother and her boyfriend engaged in an intimate act, reports Canadian Press.

The daughter, now 19, of Peterborough, Ontario, admitted she'd taken the camera from her mother's bedroom closet and sold it to a friend for £100.

The mother called police and her daughter was charged with theft.

Lawyer Robert Beninger said his client didn't know the tape was in the camera.

"It's an unfortunate byproduct of her taking the camera," he said.


:sperm: :sperm: :sperm:

That is just funny as Hell. :clap:

[Arcane1]

Meh, nearly everyone does so don't worry about it...
I can't say I want everyone dead, there's a few that don't post here that can continue to live. But just a few.

[Arcane1]

Today is Thanksgiving... I was made to get out of bed to watch the Macy's Parade, have had food pushed at me since... And I was told that my computer time is limited.

Best to all!

[rbranson]

Today is Thanksgiving... I was made to get out of bed to watch the Macy's Parade, have had food pushed at me since... And I was told that my computer time is limited.

Best to all!

Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family and that certain individual who is seeking refuge in your home.

Of course, I would have a special NSFW picture to share with you on this momentous occasion (when don't I) ... will do so, if any of you request.

[johny_roberts]

Happy Thanksgiving just woke up from a burly nap eating some food and watching football. Everyone have a great day and we all need a good NSFW pic posted...

[label]

Happy Thanksgiving to all celebrating! Fuck it Happy Thanksgiving to everyone..

[Siamhie]

Happy Thanksgiving to all celebrating! Fuck it Happy Thanksgiving to everyone..
i second the nomination :clap:






now, fuck off, where's the beer????

[royale]

Happy thanksgiving!

(Can someone please explain to a rest-of-the-world'ite wtf thanksgiving is all about, all i remember from history is something about pilgrims and yams covered in marshmallows, both of which sound highly unsavory)

[johny_roberts]

Happy thanksgiving!

(Can someone please explain to a rest-of-the-world'ite wtf thanksgiving is all about, all i remember from history is something about pilgrims and yams covered in marshmallows, both of which sound highly unsavory)

When the Yanks first came to the americas the pilgrims were starving and the indians fed them *I think* so they clebrate that. Little did the indians know tht feeding the pilgrims would make them come back in droves and eventualy kill all the indians.

the indians that survived then created what we call Indian Casinos. So in essence we are celebrating that first meeting and gambling....

How many days until married life?

[Siamhie]

How many days until married life?
lots, if i can help it



pass the yams, please

[johny_roberts]

lots, if i can help it



pass the yams, please

:barf: on yams

[royale]

Thanks for that.


32 hours left (and the feet are still toastie ;))

[johny_roberts]

Thanks for that.


32 hours left (and the feet are still toastie ;))

holly krap coming right up...... well enjoy the wedding and the honey moon even more. I will give ya a toast in 32 hours royale.

Well everyone I am out of here for a bit. Have to pack and head out for a bit.

peace out

[Siamhie]

:barf: on yams
:boohoo:


cry me a river, you sourpuss

[oggy]

i feel i am missing out.....we dont celebrate thanks giving down here.......maybe we dont give thanks enuff to warrant thanking giving......but what the fuck......i`m gonna celebrate thanks giving.......fire up the barbie!

happy thanks giving yoall!

[Siamhie]

DU - Doowutchyalike

Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh

Now as the record spins around, you recognize this sound,
Well, it's the underground,
You know that we're down with wutchyalike
Yeah, with wutchyalike, yeah
And though we're usually on the serious tip, check it out:
Tonight we're gonna flip and trip and let it all hang out tonight,
We're gonna say what we like.
'Cause, yo, yo, we wanna know how many people in the flow,
Would like to just let yourselves go
And doowutchyalike,
Yeah, well tonight's your night.
Just eat food, try not to be crude or rude,
Kill the attitude, chill the serious mood,
And doowutchyalike,
Yeah, and doowutchyalike,
Everybody doowutchyalike

Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yeah, doowutchyalike
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Just doowutchyalike
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yo, go whereyalike
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I mean rich, poor, high, low, or upper-middle class,
Let's all get together and have a few laughs
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Yeah, and doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike.
And since you came here you gotta show and prove,
And do thatdance, until it don't move,
Doowutchyalike,
Sometimes I bite.
Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat,
And if you're dirty, then go take a bath.
Messed up the line?
Nope, sometimes I don't rhyme.
Help yourself to a cracker, with a spread of cheddar cheese,
Have a neck bone, you don't have to say please
Eatwutchyalike, yo, smellhowyalike.
Everybody doowutchyalike

Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Doowutchyalike
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yo, doowutchyalike, you know what I'm sayin'?
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Whatever you like to do...talkhowyalike
Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh

Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool,
'Cause everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool,
And doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike.
Homegirls, for once, forget you got class,
See a guy you like: just grab 'im in the biscuits!
And doowutchyalike.
Now, red, white, tan, black, yellow, or brown,
It really doesn't matter, we can all get down,
And doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike.
From a pink-skinned yankee, to a blue black southerner,
Ditch digger or a governor,
Just doowutchyalike,
Lookhowyalike,
Now don't you know we're gettin' busy, it can't be corrected,
Shaffer had to be deaf
I say whatIlike,
Like I said, sometimes we bite,
Even though you don't think it's right,
Yo, I like to bite,
Just havin' fun y'all, and if you think that it's wrong,
You got to admit, it's a new type of song,
Doowutchyalike,

Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yeah, doowutchyalike,
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yo, gowhereyalike,
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yo, doowhoyalike
Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Alright, here we go, y'all:
Doowutchyalike,
Talkhowyalike,
Drinkwutchyalike,
Grabwhoyalike,
Feelwutchyalike,
Eatwutchyalike,
Scratchwhereyalike,
Itchifyalike,
[Daddy, can I go outside?]
Ha, gowhereyalike, kid!

Beep

...A brief announcement to all radio DJ's: If this record is currently
being played at your station, we will provide the following time for you
to announce your station identification.

...We'd also like to add that we've now reached the three-and-a-half
minute mark of this song. Radio stations may begin your fade here. For
those that would like help, we will start your fade for you...
{Fade}

Beep

...Now if this records is being played a a club, disco, lounge, house
basement, or block party, car stereo, stoop, or at any other social
gathering, we will now allow the beat to continue, and proceed to give
you more of what you like. This message has been brought to you by the
makers of the way we swing, and the underground talkhowyalike posse.

[Ah, ah, ah, I feel like a nice big bowl of cereal, icy cold milk]
[Daddy, can I eat some ice cream?]
[Look, I told you kid, eatwutchyalike, ok?]
Now the beat goes on 'til the break of dawn,
And just peep this, y'all, 'cause we're singin' a song,
And doowutchyalike, yeah doowutchyalike
And since you came here you gotta show and prove,
And do that dance, until it don't move,
And doowutchyalike,
Like I said, sometimes we bite
Now we're all gettin' stupid, and actin' a fool,
Anything that ya really wanna do is cool,
So, Goldfingers, cutwutchyalike
[Now let me tell you who I am...Ah shit...]
Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat,
And if you're dirty, then go take a bath,
And doowutchyalike.
Stetsasonics, adjust for the hip-hop fans,
And since we're not your average everyday rap band,
Yo, Pianoman, playhowyalike
{piano solo}

Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool,
'Cause everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool,
[Wait a minute, wait a minute, don't take your clothes off yet, not yet,
wait 'til we get home]
Now if you wear corrective shoes and you got big bunyons,
Toenails smell and look like onions,
Don't doowutchyalike--
Go see a foot doctor tonight!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody doowutchyalike

Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yeah, doowutchyalike,
Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Know what I'm sayin'? Just doowutchyalike.
Ooh, ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Ah, everybody doowutchyalike,
Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh

Straight hair, curled, casual and glamor,
A shy girl, or loud like a bama.
From Connecticut, or from Louisiana,
Bad table ettiqutte, too much chatter,
Very well spoken, or real bad grammer,
I minority token, a brother in the slammer,
A free civilian with a house in Santa Ana,
If ya got a million, and live in Atlanta,
If you got a weak bladder, or can't climb a ladder,
What we're sayin' is, it really doesn't matter,
I need a word that sounds like "atta"
Slipped on a peel of banana,
Doowutchyalike.
[Yeah, cool, gettin' stupid, once again, you got the sound of the
underground. Baby dope is in the house.]
[Boyyy!!]
[Are we puttin' things in check, Baby D?]
[Too stupid check]
[I'm wit' it. Yo Dave, let's show 'em some old school]
It makes no sense just standin' around,
Come on everybody, let's all...[Hang out]
Yeah, and doowutwelike,
From a lime to a lemon, a lemon to a lime,
Come on, young ladies, let's have...[Good times]
And doowutwelike.
Now, I can sing, I can dance, I'm the king of romance,
Are you sweet young ladies gonna give me a chance,
To doowutchyalike?
And get that thing packed tonight.
Vanessa Williams, ooh, you're so divine,
Just wanted to put your name in my rhyme,
And doowutchyalike,
Yeah, everybody doowutchyalike.
[Hey, how 'bout you and me just go in the back room right now? Ok? just
me and you]

Ooh, ooh
[Yo, don't take your clothes off, not yet]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
[Gowhereyalike, and since you came here you gotta show and prove]
I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'
[Sometimes I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah]
I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'
[If you're fat, hungry, dirty, and need to take a bath: go wash your feet]
I see, I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'
I see, I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'
[Just buggin' in the place to be, you got the sound of Shock G]
End the record howwelike!

[Siamhie]

i feel i am missing out.....we dont celebrate thanks giving down here.......maybe we dont give thanks enuff to warrant thanking giving......but what the fuck......i`m gonna celebrate thanks giving.......fire up the barbie!

happy thanks giving yoall!
fuck the barbie, fire up a bowl


thanks for the givin'

[oggy]

fuck the barbie, fire up a bowl


thanks for the givin'

back at ya!
:w00t:

[rbranson]

Happy Thanksgiving just woke up from a burly nap eating some food and watching football. Everyone have a great day and we all need a good NSFW pic posted...

Since you asked ...

SOC stuffing the turkey at Arcane's home (NSFW) (http://img108.imagevenue.com/loc139/th_91b_pollo.jpeg)

[Elf]

DU - Doowutchyalike

Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh

Now as the record spins around, you recognize this sound,
Well, it's the underground,
You know that we're down with wutchyalike
Yeah, with wutchyalike, yeah
And though we're usually on the serious tip, check it out:
Tonight we're gonna flip and trip and let it all hang out tonight,
We're gonna say what we like.
'Cause, yo, yo, we wanna know how many people in the flow,
Would like to just let yourselves go
And doowutchyalike,
Yeah, well tonight's your night.
Just eat food, try not to be crude or rude,
Kill the attitude, chill the serious mood,
And doowutchyalike,
Yeah, and doowutchyalike,
Everybody doowutchyalike

Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yeah, doowutchyalike
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Just doowutchyalike
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yo, go whereyalike
Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh

I mean rich, poor, high, low, or upper-middle class,
Let's all get together and have a few laughs
And doowhatwelike
Yeah, and doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike.
And since you came here you gotta show and prove,
And do thatdance, until it don't move,
Doowutchyalike,
Sometimes I bite.
Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat,
And if you're dirty, then go take a bath.
Messed up the line?
Nope, sometimes I don't rhyme.
Help yourself to a cracker, with a spread of cheddar cheese,
Have a neck bone, you don't have to say please
Eatwutchyalike, yo, smellhowyalike.
Everybody doowutchyalike

Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Doowutchyalike
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yo, doowutchyalike, you know what I'm sayin'?
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Whatever you like to do...talkhowyalike
Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh

Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool,
'Cause everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool,
And doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike.
Homegirls, for once, forget you got class,
See a guy you like: just grab 'im in the biscuits!
And doowutchyalike.
Now, red, white, tan, black, yellow, or brown,
It really doesn't matter, we can all get down,
And doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike.
From a pink-skinned yankee, to a blue black southerner,
Ditch digger or a governor,
Just doowutchyalike,
Lookhowyalike,
Now don't you know we're gettin' busy, it can't be corrected,
Shaffer had to be deaf
I say whatIlike,
Like I said, sometimes we bite,
Even though you don't think it's right,
Yo, I like to bite,
Just havin' fun y'all, and if you think that it's wrong,
You got to admit, it's a new type of song,
Doowutchyalike,

Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yeah, doowutchyalike,
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yo, gowhereyalike,
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yo, doowhoyalike
Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Alright, here we go, y'all:
Doowutchyalike,
Talkhowyalike,
Drinkwutchyalike,
Grabwhoyalike,
Feelwutchyalike,
Eatwutchyalike,
Scratchwhereyalike,
Itchifyalike,
[Daddy, can I go outside?]
Ha, gowhereyalike, kid!

Beep

...A brief announcement to all radio DJ's: If this record is currently
being played at your station, we will provide the following time for you
to announce your station identification.

...We'd also like to add that we've now reached the three-and-a-half
minute mark of this song. Radio stations may begin your fade here. For
those that would like help, we will start your fade for you...
{Fade}

Beep

...Now if this records is being played a a club, disco, lounge, house
basement, or block party, car stereo, stoop, or at any other social
gathering, we will now allow the beat to continue, and proceed to give
you more of what you like. This message has been brought to you by the
makers of the way we swing, and the underground talkhowyalike posse.

[Ah, ah, ah, I feel like a nice big bowl of cereal, icy cold milk]
[Daddy, can I eat some ice cream?]
[Look, I told you kid, eatwutchyalike, ok?]
Now the beat goes on 'til the break of dawn,
And just peep this, y'all, 'cause we're singin' a song,
And doowutchyalike, yeah doowutchyalike
And since you came here you gotta show and prove,
And do that dance, until it don't move,
And doowutchyalike,
Like I said, sometimes we bite
Now we're all gettin' stupid, and actin' a fool,
Anything that ya really wanna do is cool,
So, Goldfingers, cutwutchyalike
[Now let me tell you who I am...Ah shit...]
Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat,
And if you're dirty, then go take a bath,
And doowutchyalike.
Stetsasonics, adjust for the hip-hop fans,
And since we're not your average everyday rap band,
Yo, Pianoman, playhowyalike
{piano solo}

Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool,
'Cause everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool,
[Wait a minute, wait a minute, don't take your clothes off yet, not yet,
wait 'til we get home]
Now if you wear corrective shoes and you got big bunyons,
Toenails smell and look like onions,
Don't doowutchyalike--
Go see a foot doctor tonight!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody doowutchyalike

Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Yeah, doowutchyalike,
Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Know what I'm sayin'? Just doowutchyalike.
Ooh, ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Ah, everybody doowutchyalike,
Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh

Straight hair, curled, casual and glamor,
A shy girl, or loud like a bama.
From Connecticut, or from Louisiana,
Bad table ettiqutte, too much chatter,
Very well spoken, or real bad grammer,
I minority token, a brother in the slammer,
A free civilian with a house in Santa Ana,
If ya got a million, and live in Atlanta,
If you got a weak bladder, or can't climb a ladder,
What we're sayin' is, it really doesn't matter,
I need a word that sounds like "atta"
Slipped on a peel of banana,
Doowutchyalike.
[Yeah, cool, gettin' stupid, once again, you got the sound of the
underground. Baby dope is in the house.]
[Boyyy!!]
[Are we puttin' things in check, Baby D?]
[Too stupid check]
[I'm wit' it. Yo Dave, let's show 'em some old school]
It makes no sense just standin' around,
Come on everybody, let's all...[Hang out]
Yeah, and doowutwelike,
From a lime to a lemon, a lemon to a lime,
Come on, young ladies, let's have...[Good times]
And doowutwelike.
Now, I can sing, I can dance, I'm the king of romance,
Are you sweet young ladies gonna give me a chance,
To doowutchyalike?
And get that thing packed tonight.
Vanessa Williams, ooh, you're so divine,
Just wanted to put your name in my rhyme,
And doowutchyalike,
Yeah, everybody doowutchyalike.
[Hey, how 'bout you and me just go in the back room right now? Ok? just
me and you]

Ooh, ooh
[Yo, don't take your clothes off, not yet]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
[Gowhereyalike, and since you came here you gotta show and prove]
I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'
[Sometimes I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah]
I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'
[If you're fat, hungry, dirty, and need to take a bath: go wash your feet]
I see, I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'
I see, I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'
[Just buggin' in the place to be, you got the sound of Shock G]
End the record howwelike!


That song is HUMUNGOUS

[Siamhie]

thanks 'R'

American Pie ruined apple pies for me and now you've managed to ruin any turkey meals for me


*tells the psych*

you see, we had this BIG bird and then.......

[Elf]

Since you asked ...

SOC stuffing the turkey at Arcane's home (NSFW) (http://img108.imagevenue.com/loc139/th_91b_pollo.jpeg)


Branson - that is vile

[McZ]

When the Yanks first came to the americas the pilgrims were starving and the indians fed them *I think* so they clebrate that. Little did the indians know tht feeding the pilgrims would make them come back in droves and eventualy kill all the indians.

the indians that survived then created what we call Indian Casinos. So in essence we are celebrating that first meeting and gambling....

So in that spirit, I spent the day driving my mother, wife and niece to go gambling in Lake Charles Louisiana. 6 fuckin hours of driving round trip for 2hours of slot machines. You really cant call them slot machines since the machines dont take coins anymore. You put paper money or script in and get script out. You take the script to a machine or cashier to get your money. When you cashout from the machine they have this chesey coins falling sound. So now I smell of cigarettes.

[Elf]

sucks to be you

[Siamhie]

back at ya!
:w00t:
aahhhhhhhhhhhhh....now, that's a giving to be thankful fore

[McZ]

When the Yanks first came to the americas the pilgrims were starving and the indians fed them *I think* so they clebrate that. Little did the indians know tht feeding the pilgrims would make them come back in droves and eventualy kill all the indians.

the indians that survived then created what we call Indian Casinos. So in essence we are celebrating that first meeting and gambling....



Actually we were not "Yanks" back then. The Pilgrims were the "Religious Nuts" that were run out of England. Once the "Colonies" got their independence in 1776, England had to send their castoffs somewhere else. They call that place Australia. We must have gotten more than our share of "Religious Nuts" and Australia got the criminals. Thats not fair. We need to send some our Nuts in exchange for your most hardend criminals. We prefer mass murderers to Nuts.

[Siamhie]

Mac Zed, remind me NOT to go gambling in Lake Charles, Louisiana

[Haggisboy]

Everybody that's posted previous to this thread entry is a fag

[Elf]

Everybody that's posted previous to this thread entry is a fag

Meh - that means you are too


I have the hiccups :(

[SOC]

OMG, Arcane1's thread is being invaded by a rogue haggis! This is the beginning of the end! Evacuate, evacuate ...

[Arcane1]

i second the nomination :clap:






now, fuck off, where's the beer????
Out in the garage with the other food that we ran out of room in the Fridge for. That is the good thing about Winter.

[SOC]

Oh man, was THAT ever a feast. I'm not eating again for a week! My first Thanksgiving, and the best Thanksgiving ever. Mrs Arcane1 is just incredible.

[johny_roberts]

glad the food was good would have come on down if it was not for the family... dammit something tells me you are eating 200 times better than me.

I will look at the RB movie in a bit have to eat first and Elf the best way to cure hiccups is giving a :bj:

[Elf]

glad the food was good would have come on down if it was not for the family... dammit something tells me you are eating 200 times better than me.

I will look at the RB movie in a bit have to eat first and Elf the best way to cure hiccups is giving a :bj:


Johnny the Roberts - If I could I would..

sucks to be me :boohoo:

[johny_roberts]

Johnny the Roberts - If I could I would..

sucks to be me :boohoo:

damm and I would be a happy donor ....

sucks to be me :boohoo:

[Elf]

Cats (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=44004) are not as cute as Dogs (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?p=743423#post743423)

Arcane when you and SOC have finished stuffing yourselves, then lovely pictures of Schon and Hilde as puppies are needed :)

[McZ]

Cats (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=44004) are not as cute as Dogs (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?p=743423#post743423)


And they are not as good eating.

[Elf]

And they are not as good eating.

I wouldn't know about that - I only like to eat plain chocolate

[McZ]

I wouldn't know about that - I only like to eat plain chocolate

So you would probably like Chocolate Covered Crunchy Frog.

[Arcane1]

Cats (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=44004) are not as cute as Dogs (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?p=743423#post743423)

Arcane when you and SOC have finished stuffing yourselves, then lovely pictures of Schon and Hilde as puppies are needed :)
I can do that. Recovering from having a battle with the kids right now. We went through a whole can of whipped cream... all over the walls, the floor, in my hair, down my pants, up my nose...

When the damn kids get big enough it becomes difficult to win out. Especially when the gang up on you. As for SOC, I hope you do better in a pub fight than this battle... the bastard sat there and watched. Not a bit of help.

[Elf]

SOC - Poor show

[oggy]

As for SOC, I hope you do better in a pub fight than this battle... the bastard sat there and watched. Not a bit of help.

maybe SOC should be NSOC.......NOT silly.......didnt get involved......who wasn`t covered in cream?

:clap:

[Haggisboy]

Cats (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=44004) are not as cute as Dogs (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?p=743423#post743423)

Arcane when you and SOC have finished stuffing yourselves, then lovely pictures of Schon and Hilde as puppies are needed :)

True, plus it's too fine a thread to let that trolling retard Cray have the last post.

[Thyrd]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/1/0/8/participate.jpg

Dawg

[kré]

True, plus it's too fine a thread to let that trolling retard Cray have the last post.
ouch, that hurts so much coming from such a fucking wack ass cock eyed sack of shit

[Haggisboy]

ouch, that hurts so much coming from such a fucking wack ass cock eyed sack of shit

Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.

[Thyrd]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a150/Thyrd/flameon.jpg

[kré]

Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.
http://www.crayonline.com/smilies/hsugh.gif

[oggy]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a150/Thyrd/flameon.jpg

now thats flame grilled!

[Arcane1]

Happy thanksgiving!

(Can someone please explain to a rest-of-the-world'ite wtf thanksgiving is all about, all i remember from history is something about pilgrims and yams covered in marshmallows, both of which sound highly unsavory)
Thanksgiving is the event where the Native American Indians and the Pilgrims had a feast celebrating the bounty of the Fall harvest. It has been promoted in such a way to minimize the reality that within a few short years the invading Pilgrims had effectively killed, enslaved or infected the Natives. Schoolchildren are taught that it is a "happy happy" holiday with no reference to the realities. Much like Christoher Columbus Day.

[SOC]

I can do that. Recovering from having a battle with the kids right now. We went through a whole can of whipped cream... all over the walls, the floor, in my hair, down my pants, up my nose...

When the damn kids get big enough it becomes difficult to win out. Especially when the gang up on you. As for SOC, I hope you do better in a pub fight than this battle... the bastard sat there and watched. Not a bit of help.
You lying cunt. I did not just sit there. I sat there and laughed.

[rbranson]

Thanksgiving is the event where the Native American Indians and the Pilgrims had a feast celebrating the bounty of the Fall harvest. It has been promoted in such a way to minimize the reality that within a few short years the invading Pilgrims had effectively killed, enslaved or infected the Natives. Schoolchildren are taught that it is a "happy happy" holiday with no reference to the realities. Much like Christoher Columbus Day.

Hence, the metaphor of stuffing the turkey.

[Siamhie]

You lying cunt. I did not just sit there. I sat there and laughed.
damn, that sounds like one of those kodak moments...





got pictures???

[oggy]

You lying cunt. I did not just sit there. I sat there and laughed.

straight to the point i guess!

[Arcane1]

True, plus it's too fine a thread to let that trolling retard Cray have the last post.
There is a little known policy for such an event. I posted it HERE (http://home.speedsite.com/scottl/Posting%20Rules.htm) so that everyone can be made aware of it.

:clap:

[SOC]

damn, that sounds like one of those kodak moments...





got pictures???
yes

[johny_roberts]

You lying cunt. I did not just sit there. I sat there and laughed.

I have new respect for you SOC new respect.....


Cray repped me once and now I have crabs :(

[johny_roberts]

There is a little known policy for such an event. I posted it HERE (http://home.speedsite.com/scottl/Posting%20Rules.htm) so that everyone can be made aware of it.

:clap:

Where is the line to find the zwhores ya dirty fucker:eek:

[rbranson]

Cray repped me once and now I have crabs :(

Seeker is going to get jealous.

[rbranson]

I have new respect for you SOC new respect.....





SOC sure learns quick. Did you see how he stuffed that turkey like a pro. :sperm:

[oggy]

wheres my fuckin` thanks?

no fuckin` thanks to me......so to say!

[Arcane1]

wheres my fuckin` thanks?

no fuckin` thanks to me......so to say!
THANKS! Oggy!

How's that?

As for the pics, Mrs. Arcane1 doesn't know how to use the camera too well, thus no flash. I think that you can get the idea from THIS (http://home.speedsite.com/scottl/WhCreamFight.jpg) that the kids clearly whooped me (or is it whipped?). This was after I found that most of a piece of pumpkin pie had found it's way down the back of my pants thanks to the Girl Child. Damn kids! I tell you, if you don't sell them when they are really little they just cost you a fortune.

[SOC]

How much do you think you get for them on ebay?

[oggy]

THANKS! Oggy!

How's that?



thats what i call thanks given!

:w00t:

[Sagacious]

There is a little known policy for such an event. I posted it HERE (http://home.speedsite.com/scottl/Posting%20Rules.htm) so that everyone can be made aware of it.

:clap:
Is the nice day thing mandatory?

I find I get so much more accompliched if I am having a shitty day because me being in a foul mood often results in cases settling.

[oggy]

mmmmmm........my neighbours just got home........

:offtopic:

[SOC]

Is the nice day thing mandatory?
Yes it is, you wothless fuckpole.:eek:

[Sagacious]

Yes it is, you wothless fuckpole.:eek:
Don't you oppress my Polish heritage you.....you...you..YOU!:wank:

[SOC]

Actually, compared to what some people have called me, wanker is a term of endearment.

[Sagacious]

Actually, compared to what some people have called me, wanker is a term of endearment.
you mean like


I :wank: Love :wank: :wank: :wank: you :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :jizz:

[SOC]

Your name has been added to the list of people who scare me. It's a long list.

[Sagacious]

Your name has been added to the list of people who scare me. It's a long list.
Then my work here is done.

That is all.

[Seeker]

Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.

Respect.

[Siamhie]

That song is HUMUNGOUS
You must spread some love @ Arcane1's corner of ZGeek before giving it to Elf again.

:oops:


IOU

[Siamhie]

Out in the garage with the other food that we ran out of room in the Fridge for. That is the good thing about Winter.
beer and food in the garage away from the kids and dirty dishes...doesn't get much better

:victory:

[Siamhie]

There is a little known policy for such an event. I posted it HERE (http://home.speedsite.com/scottl/Posting%20Rules.htm) so that everyone can be made aware of it.

:clap:
especially rule #3

[Siamhie]

Cray repped me once and now I have crabs :(

You must spread some love around Arcane1's corner of ZGeek before giving it to johny_roberts again.



i'm burning out from laughter...gotta go to bed


IOU

[berserk]

you know you've arrived in Zgeek when you have a parody thread (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=44102)

[Elf]

My new avatar doesn't move when I upload it - what am I doing wrong?:confused:

[CharmedOne]

Hello to all... and a big howdy to Arcane1... thanks for the invite. :)

[Hairyman]

Elf you avatar is working. Too well I think...

[oggy]

here i am for the next 7 hours........at work.........been here for 30 minutes and i`m here already..............must be nearly smoko!

[Arcane1]

you know you've arrived in Zgeek when you have a parody thread (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=44102)
Isn't being copied a sincere form of flattery? Oops, not sincere, but absurd in this case. The posts in there from this group so far have been funny, though I doubt that the humor is appreciated by Mr. Ghey, the actual thread starter. Intelligent humor doesn't seem to be his strong suit. The modifying of Arcane1 to Inane1 is such a witty play on words that I was taken aback by the brilliant humor and had to get over the laughing fit in order to post this.*

Say a big "Hello!" please to CharmedOne, one of the people closer to my heart. She's a little nutty (of course) and very talented. If we ask nice she might post some of her photos of the harbor for us. They are as awesome as McZ's photos, just without the Space Shuttle technology geek aspect as they are beauty that Man shall never be able to create.

Today we are sending SOC and the kids Downtown, on the most insane Shopping Day of the Year. Known as "Black Friday", today is the day that retailers all hope to make enough sales to be in the black financially. Since 9/11 that has not happened, not even close. If a 1 Gig flash drive for $39 is any indicator of how far they have discounted merchandise, I'm not sure they can make a profit. Last year it was a retail disaster.

I of course get to avoid all of that "fun" and all those damn people. My fun shall be reloading a hinkey 2003 server that is annoying me.

We have an absolute mass of food here that is left over. Dry ice and FedEx next day can accomplish sharing if anyone is hungry.

The "oh so funny e-clique" has decided start neg-repping me with abandon. I find that rather humorous, as they can't really come up with intelligent comments to justify or even a good post to come off of. It must really suck when the most powerful or effective thing you can do in life is -rep someone. I think that might classify as "complete body and mind impotence", a condition that even Viagra can't resolve.

I say Vorkt to them all.

Here's what dinner looked like, not including the dessert table:
http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/8/1/4/0/table.jpg

*Um, really, not too much laughing, I just figured that he couldn't spell.:oops:

[Arcane1]

Elf you avatar is working. Too well I think...
Between Elf's and CharmedOne's avatars I, um, well...

Never mind.

[oggy]

someone has stolen my avatar.........not happy jan!

[Arcane1]

someone has stolen my avatar.........not happy jan!
Who? I didn't see it.
I noticed that someone like the pic of Verina so much that they are using it for their avatar too. That Inane1 guy has pretty good taste in puppies eh?

[oggy]

Who? I didn't see it.
I noticed that someone like the pic of Verina so much that they are using it for their avatar too. That Inane1 guy has pretty good taste in puppies eh?

it is a shephard pup?

i have a shephard pup........tho she is 15 years old, but still a pup at heart, just a little slower moving!

[McZ]

Fry's had 1GB PNY thumb drives on sale for $34.95. One per customer. Went back for a second.

Last night I was digging in my toy box and found one of my old cameras. It is a Minolta 110 Zoom SLR. A very rare, old (30yr) camera. My niece was looking at it and asked how to upload the pictures. I was laughing so hard she got in a huff.

My niece bought a MP3 player with 1GB for $49 at Radio Shack. I dont know what brand but the price is good for 1GB. Creative and Apple are well over $100.

Great day at work. No jerks here today. Internet here I come...

[Arcane1]

it is a shephard pup?

i have a shephard pup........tho she is 15 years old, but still a pup at heart, just a little slower moving!
She is indeed, and a very hyper one at that. About 8 months old. The other puppy is Schon, and he is pushing 16 in December. He is a grumpy old bastard, and having a lot of problems with the back end and arthritis. We've had a couple real scares where I just didn't think that he'd bounce back, but he is too stubborn to give up. Our Vet is amazed at him, she comes over to check on him avery couple weeks. He just won't give up, which considering the alternative is fine by me.

Verina the Crazy Puppy:
http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/8/1/4/0/pic_02.jpg

Schon, the Perpetual Puppy:
http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/8/1/4/0/schon2.jpg

[oggy]

awesome.....i had my shephard for 8 years before i sent her to my brothers farm where she has spent the last 7 years with plenty of open space....she is still quite good in the legs but has signs of arthritis, which i believe is common, taking into account that i think the average life span for a shephard is around 12 years. havent seen her for nearly 2 years and hoping to see her this weekend. it`ll be like a reunion, and she always remembers me.

oh..i`m gettin` all teary eyed!

[SOC]

Verina is sitting right by me as I sit here and post. She's a lovely dog, so playfull and good-natured.

Mr A1, you should post all those -rep comments here so we can point at them and laugh.

[oggy]

they are very protective dogs........mine(Roxie) used to come between anyone and my daughter.....and even as a baby my daughter used to fall asleep lying on her.........awe........gonna dig out those ol` photo`s now..yeh photo`s.......taken with a camera and taken to be developed...yeh developed!

[SOC]

If a 1 Gig flash drive for $39 is any indicator of how far they have discounted merchandise, I'm not sure they can make a profit. Last year it was a retail disaster.
I gotta get me one of those...

[McZ]

NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE by John Cleese

To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. You should look up revocation in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up aluminium. Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour'; skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix ize will be replaced by the suffix ise. You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up vocabulary. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up interspersed. There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.
2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize.

3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as Taggart will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is Devon. If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become shires, e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.

4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as Men Behaving Badly or Red Dwarf will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.

5. You should relearn your original national anthem, God Save The Queen, but only after fully carrying out task #1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.
6. You should stop playing American football. There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American football is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays American football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2005. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called rounders, which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.

7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called Indecisive Day.

9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer, which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.

11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.
12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. The substances formerly known as American Beer will henceforth be referred to as Near-Frozen Knat's Urine, with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine. This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.

13. From November 10th the UK will harmonise petrol (or Gasoline, as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon - get used to it).
14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.

16. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
Thank you for your co-operation.

[Asmodeus]

NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE by John Cleese


http://trephination.net/gallery/macros/last_week.jpg

[Seeker]

Me love pictures with funny stuff on them...make me laugh.

[oggy]

munganah just visited.....coffee and cones.......and hot crossoints at 5:30am....

[Seeker]

So.

[oggy]

so now i am stoned with a stomach full of crossoints and only have 1 hour to go before i go home to sleepsville!

[Arcane1]

Me love pictures with funny stuff on them...make me laugh.
Then you shall enjoy THIS (http://forum.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=745539&postcount=29)


:victory:

[Seeker]

Well that settles it.

Oggy's pointless info post has altered the equilibrium to the right side of my brain, causing a minor eruption of the senses, I have now discovered the path that shall set man upon the right path to utopia.

[Seeker]

Then you shall enjoy THIS (http://forum.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=745539&postcount=29)


:victory:

Meh

I used that pic in the Johny Roberts thread weeks ago....I'm so ahead of the game I scare myself sometimes.

[oggy]

Well that settles it.

Oggy's pointless info post has altered the equilibrium to the right side of my brain, causing a minor eruption of the senses, I have now discovered the path that shall set man upon the right path to utopia.

for fucksake, you know i dont understand big words with lots of letters!

[Seeker]

for fucksake, you know i dont understand big words with lots of letters!

OK translation for you.

Oggy made me pee myself with bordem.

[oggy]

OK translation for you.

Oggy made me pee myself with bordem.

time for a nappy change........

[SOC]

bordem?

[Seeker]

Hangover SOC...leave my spelling inabilities alone.

[oggy]

yup.......paid boredom

[Seeker]

I'm not even sure it is a hangover, but I feel totally detached from my body right now.

[McZ]

time for a nappy change........

Speaking of nappies. I was going through the NASA drawing database looking for station drawings and I ran across the drawings for Huggies Wipes. I thought it was a joke and took the drawings to my boss. She said that everything that goes to Shuttle or Station has to have a documentation package including drawings. That includes testing. Some jobs out here must really suck.

[Asmodeus]

bored? go to www.i-am-bored.com

[oggy]

havent got time now........gotta get ready to hand over the shift, but none the less, i have wasted another 7 hours on zgeek.........gonna have nightmares about this place when i get to sleep today!

[Seeker]

havent got time now........gotta get ready to hand over the shift, but none the less, i have wasted another 7 hours on zgeek.........gonna have nightmares about this place when i get to sleep today!


http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/1120/quietfaggot7wn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Arcane1]

Notice: Asmo is cool. He is a Chicago ZGeeker also. I took it upon myself to drink his share Wednesday night since he had to drive about an hour to meet us and thus had to stay sober. Taking a hit for the team I did...

[Asmodeus]

yep.. and i tried that alternate route and it looked like it was under construction so i went back to the expressway the route a originally took.

.. and missed every damn turn and busted u turns in teh middle of the mostly abandoned streets :P

even missed dempster as well, but lo and behold, theres an on ramp for 294 south just about 100 feet past dempster on rand rd.

[Arcane1]

yep.. and i tried that alternate route and it looked like it was under construction so i went back to the expressway the route a originally took.

.. and missed every damn turn and busted u turns in teh middle of the mostly abandoned streets :P

even missed dempster as well, but lo and behold, theres an on ramp for 294 south just about 100 feet past dempster on rand rd.
That is the closest one S. of here. Willow is a fucking mess, but the 294 ramps are clear, just took them to O'Hare and back.

SOC and the kids walked to the METRA station in Wheeling only to find that they should have checked the schedule first. Froze their asses walking back. Took them to the Blue Line and threw them out.

[Asmodeus]

is cool. either way, i had a ball

[Dundasbro]

Yay for dogs! My dog Sherry is about 5 now, shes a labrador (sp?) cross cattle dog and she is extremely cute. Shes a bit of a wuss sometimes though:silly:

[Seeker]

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/8707/americabig6ly.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Elf]

Yay for dogs! My dog Sherry is about 5 now, shes a labrador (sp?) cross cattle dog and she is extremely cute. Shes a bit of a wuss sometimes though:silly:

Did you post thos cute dogs in the cute dog thread?

The cats are taking over :spingo:

[Elf]

my mouse is having it's period

[Seeker]

http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/7811/kittenpile2wh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Elf]

I went all girly and wanted to scoop up all the lovely kittens

[johny_roberts]

my mouse is having it's period

then get the poor bugger a little mouse tampoon?

How the fuck is everyone tried to head home this weekend but its two fucking hours to get out of the bay area. Yup 2 fucking hours to get to a bridge 32 miles away from my pad.

Said fuck it. Went home. Loaded a bowl and bought brews. Life is good....

Ohh ya wtf is up with this site. Got Buffy talking about cliques got Arcane1 saying the same thing...

I guess no one loves me cause I never knew about the cliques :(

[Elf]

johny the roberts - you hold a speshul place in my heart

[johny_roberts]

johny the roberts - you hold a speshul place in my heart
:greenwink

The day got even better.

Now to watch "A fistful of Dynamite" a movie with 3 stars whooo hoooo...

[McZ]

Actually I like cats. I had a Manx many years ago. I think he thought he was a dog.

When I was a kid, we had a Saint Bernard. Very cool dog. Lots of class. Only problem is he was very playful even at 200+ lbs. He ran over me one time and dislocated my shoulder.

[Elf]

This is probably the only time I ever get to say teh word *chortle* it fits somehow

[McZ]

On the last flight STS-114 they carried makeup for the two women on the flight. No big deal other than because the Orbiter and the Station have recycled enviroment, the makeup had to specially tested. They now have space flight makeup. Frankly if I had to spend 3 months on Station with another guy, he better be wearing makeup.

[Arcane1]

This is probably the only time I ever get to say teh word *chortle* it fits somehow
Very Large dog, runs over kid, joints are dislocated, no permament damage...

Yep, I think that "chortle" works very well.

[Arcane1]

Verina is sitting right by me as I sit here and post. She's a lovely dog, so playfull and good-natured.

Mr A1, you should post all those -rep comments here so we can point at them and laugh.
http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/8/1/4/0/neg-reps-ha.jpg

[Arcane1]

then get the poor bugger a little mouse tampoon?

How the fuck is everyone tried to head home this weekend but its two fucking hours to get out of the bay area. Yup 2 fucking hours to get to a bridge 32 miles away from my pad.

Said fuck it. Went home. Loaded a bowl and bought brews. Life is good....

Ohh ya wtf is up with this site. Got Buffy talking about cliques got Arcane1 saying the same thing...

I guess no one loves me cause I never knew about the cliques :(
What did I say? Last I heard, the whole e-clique thing was a falsehood.

These are my friends and the only people I let sway my actions on the site. Funnily enough these guys never sway my actions because they are my friends.

The eclique conspiracy is dead.

[CharmedOne]

Verina is the cutest puppy...

My beautiful Golden Cocker Spaniel, Barney, died in Ausust. He was 11. Then yesterday my cat, abby tab died, she too was 11. Just hard to loose them both within in a few months.

Big 'HI' to SOC.. Glad to hear you are in Chicago and doing well. :)

[johny_roberts]

think thats lord phat and Hazza can not tell... Must look at thread but christ we need funny insults not the meh ones...

[Haggisboy]

Originally Posted by Pirate
These are my friends and the only people I let sway my actions on the site. Funnily enough these guys never sway my actions because they are my friends.

The eclique conspiracy is dead.

Huh? :confused:

[Haggisboy]

think thats lord phat and Hazza can not tell... Must look at thread but christ we need funny insults not the meh ones...

Ditto on those two, plus Urban, none of which surprise me.

[Arcane1]

Huh? :confused:
From the "stalking" thread.

[johny_roberts]

Ditto on those two, plus Urban, none of which surprise me.

Yup Urban....

meh

not bad children the just like the occasional :bukkake: circle.

good kids they are good kids nothing they say is in insult:clap:

[johny_roberts]

This is probably the only time I ever get to say teh word *chortle* it fits somehow

Will you marry me :o

[Haggisboy]

Looks like Johny's gone and gotten himself completely wasted this time.

[Dundasbro]

Looks like Johny's gone and gotten himself completely wasted this time.
At least he's proposing to a woman, he can't be THAT wasted then:silly:

[Arcane1]

Will you marry me :o
Her profile says "Taken" Mate... that means No. :eek:

[Arcane1]

Ditto on those two, plus Urban, none of which surprise me.
How can you tell? I did such a thorough job of blurring the names... sheesh. You guys are just too smart for me and my photoshop skills. :greenwink

[Arcane1]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Don't forget about the November Photo Contest (http://forum.zgeek.com/showthread.php?t=42760). Get out those KodaChrome's and get snapping folks.

Caustics it is.

[johny_roberts]

[Looks like Johny's gone and gotten himself completely wasted this time.

Doing my best my very best..... I am going to drink myself sober tonight..

QUOTE=Arcane1]Her profile says "Taken" Mate... that means No. :eek:[/QUOTE]

So does mine :eek:

How can you tell? I did such a thorough job of blurring the names... sheesh. You guys are just too smart for me and my photoshop skills. :greenwink

:oops: they all touched us in our pee pees also. They are good guys actually the only one that has no qualities is asskickergod that is the only person on this site I would pee on after eating a viatamin B. Cause it makes your pee orange and stinky...:greenman:

[Arcane1]

:oops: they all touched us in our pee pees also. They are good guys actually the only one that has no qualities is asskickergod that is the only person on this site I would pee on after eating a viatamin B. Cause it makes your pee orange and stinky...:greenman:
I'm not sure if I'd pay to see that, or pay not to see that episode of Johny_Roberts does justice.

Could be frightening.

[Seeker]

asskickergod that is the only person on this site I would pee on after eating a viatamin B. Cause it makes your pee orange and stinky...:greenman:

Dude..........you're fucking weird.

[johny_roberts]

Dude..........you're fucking weird.

take a piss after taking a B tablet. It makes your piss stink and orange....

[Seeker]

I'll take your word for it man...................................FREAK!!!

Keep it in the circus.

[johny_roberts]

meh

http://img21.imagevenue.com/loc218/th_14d_bl.jpg (http://img21.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc218&image=14d_bl.jpg)

[Dundasbro]

Beach
(http://www.k-fee.com/fileadmin/video/KFEESTRAND.MPG)Meadow (http://www.k-fee.com/fileadmin/video/KFEEWIESE.MPG)
On A Rock (http://www.k-fee.com/fileadmin/video/KFEEYOGA.MPG)
On A Golf Course (http://www.k-fee.com/fileadmin/video/KFEEGOLF.MPG)
In A Car (http://www.k-fee.com/fileadmin/video/KFEEAUTO.MPG)
With Buddha (http://www.k-fee.com/fileadmin/video/KFEEBUDD.MPG)
Don't look at them in order, pick them in random. Then Discuss...

[Seeker]

I can hardly see....drunk...sorry....shall dicuss tomorrow.

[johny_roberts]

this place got zraped

[Dundasbro]

I can hardly see....drunk...sorry....shall dicuss tomorrow.
Yes I'm afraid vision is required to look at the videos:rolleyes::silly:

[Dundasbro]

Found this (www.nationstates.net) site awile ago, it's actually quite interesting if you can get used to it. If you want to try it just sign up and join The Land Of Many Water (http://www.nationstates.net/45258/page=display_region/region=the_land_of_many_water) so that the region can become big and powerful!
This (http://www.nationstates.net/mummified_corpses) is my country at the moment, i've changed it from a dictatorship to a "psychotic dictatorship" to a "father knows best state" and now i'm trying to make it a socialist place, but it's gonna take time.

[Dundasbro]

this place got zraped
What do you mean johny?

[johny_roberts]

What do you mean johny?

all this bitching and moaning and moaning and bitching got rid of one thing I love the pron and other items in the threads. thats what I mean. Somehow all the whinning and the cunting up of things fucked something up I like. Thats why we got Zraped....

[Dundasbro]

all this bitching and moaning and moaning and bitching got rid of one thing I love the pron and other items in the threads. thats what I mean. Somehow all the whinning and the cunting up of things fucked something up I like. Thats why we got Zraped....
Ahh Johny it'll be ok, we still have the pr0n thread right?

[johny_roberts]

Ahh Johny it'll be ok, we still have the pr0n thread right?

yes sir it will be all right...

[Elf]

It's bloody awful when your pet dies. Much sympathy to you CharmedOne :(

[Arcane1]

Beach
(http://www.k-fee.com/fileadmin/video/KFEESTRAND.MPG)Meadow (http://www.k-fee.com/fileadmin/video/KFEEWIESE.MPG)
On A Rock (http://www.k-fee.com/fileadmin/video/KFEEYOGA.MPG)
On A Golf Course (http://www.k-fee.com/fileadmin/video/KFEEGOLF.MPG)
In A Car (http://www.k-fee.com/fileadmin/video/KFEEAUTO.MPG)
With Buddha (http://www.k-fee.com/fileadmin/video/KFEEBUDD.MPG)
Don't look at them in order, pick them in random. Then Discuss...
Meadow. Ouch. Mean. :oops:

[Arcane1]

yes sir it will be all right...
Yes, it will all be good again, I assure you.

be prepared... Vorkt is coming.:light:

[Arcane1]

http://forum.zgeek.com/images/avatars/avatar_ani_127.gif

Heh, heh, Elf is Pink and Fluffy... Yum. Breakfast.

[SOC]

That is the closest one S. of here. Willow is a fucking mess, but the 294 ramps are clear, just took them to O'Hare and back.

SOC and the kids walked to the METRA station in Wheeling only to find that they should have checked the schedule first. Froze their asses walking back. Took them to the Blue Line and threw them out.
Yesa. Dropped us as the train station at O'Hare airport. Dude, were you trying to tell us something???:silly:

[SOC]

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/8707/americabig6ly.gif (http://imageshack.us)
Welcome to 2002

[SOC]

What did I say? Last I heard, the whole e-clique thing was a falsehood.
Quote=Pirate:: Look into my eyes, look deep into my eyes, not around the eyes but into the eyes - there is no e-clique I tells you, OK??? ... /quote

:D

[SOC]

Verina is the cutest puppy...

My beautiful Golden Cocker Spaniel, Barney, died in Ausust. He was 11. Then yesterday my cat, abby tab died, she too was 11. Just hard to loose them both within in a few months.

Big 'HI' to SOC.. Glad to hear you are in Chicago and doing well. :)
Hiya, CO ... yeah, it's fun here, all cold and snowy and pretty and a house full of dogs and nice, friendly people ... A1 and his misses have been excellent hosts, and I had a ball downtown last night with their kids (well, they're both 16, so not quite "kids" any more, but we *still* couldn't hang out in any bars, dammit)

[plext]

Yes, it will all be good again, I assure you.

be prepared... Vorkt is coming.:light:It's been done, just sign up over here (http://forums.ozgeek.net/) for all your 'we hate e-quiche' needs.

[Arcane1]

Hiya, CO ... yeah, it's fun here, all cold and snowy and pretty and a house full of dogs and nice, friendly people ... A1 and his misses have been excellent hosts, and I had a ball downtown last night with their kids (well, they're both 16, so not quite "kids" any more, but we *still* couldn't hang out in any bars, dammit)
Don't you go getting my daughter near the bars buddy... that would be a bad thing... I'm certain they wouldn't card her, which would be worse.

[SOC]

I'm sure, but they *did* card you and me at that bar the other night, didn't they!!!

[ribblefizz]

Doing my best my very best..... I am going to drink myself sober tonight..

Her profile says "Taken" Mate... that means No. :eek:

So does mine :eek:

I thought yours said single but waiting for Jesus. Did you get taken in Vegas?