Arcane1's corner of ZGeek

[Arcane1]

I have decided to stake out this little corner of ZGeek to call my own. Here I will babble, blather and generally make comments that should offend many and annoy a few more. Feel free, feel welcome to comment as you'd like.

Today's message is:
I have decided to try and forgive those that voted for Bush in 2004, after all, even they couldn't have realized how completely stupid he is.

[Asmodeus]

only problem was, he looked a damn sight better than his opponent.

[Arcane1]

News Reports this AM: "A Peruvian state owned aircraft crashed today in the Peruvian jungle with approximately 120 people on board. It is unknown how many lived. There were 11 Americans on board, a family of 6 that is known to have survived and efforts are being made to locate the others."

I really hate these bastards. They act like the other 90% of the passengers and crew were no more than seat filling since they aren't American. As if none of them had family or relatives.

[Asmodeus]

Welcome to the world, unless they're your people or well known/rich/pr0n stars they ARE just seat filling.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

I like this corner of Zgeek. Mind if I make myself comfortable??

[Uther Pendragon]

I really hate these bastards. They act like the other 90% of the passengers and crew were no more than seat filling since they aren't American. As if none of them had family or relatives.

To be fair, australian media does exactly the same thing, they were going on about this one australian who died in the london bombings, ignoring the other 50 odd people

[kleph]

News Reports this AM: "A Peruvian state owned aircraft crashed today in the Peruvian jungle with approximately 120 people on board. It is unknown how many lived. There were 11 Americans on board, a family of 6 that is known to have survived and efforts are being made to locate the others."

i didn't do it

[Arcane1]

I like this corner of Zgeek. Mind if I make myself comfortable??
Welcome, have a seat. All I have right now are FedEx boxes, the furniture is due in next Tuesday. There's Heineken in the fridge.

i didn't do it
Better hide that rocket launcher anyway. You've already been called in.

[Arcane1]

To be fair, australian media does exactly the same thing, they were going on about this one australian who died in the london bombings, ignoring the other 50 odd people
I know, but I'm not Aussie so I can't bitch about their news politics. Besides, the Americans always brag about being so "fair and balanced" and "global"... fuckwits. Asmo's right though, no porn stars, no big deal.

[Directed]

i didn't do it

I can't confirm or deny my involvement in that incident.

[Arcane1]

soi-disant \swah-dee-ZAHNG (the final "NG" isn't pronounced, but the vowel is nasalized)\ adjective

: self-proclaimed, so-called

Example sentence:
Meredith is a soi-disant gourmet, but her cooking doesn't approach the quality demonstrated by the chefs she is so quick to criticize.

Did you know?
"Soi-disant," which in French means literally "saying oneself," is one of hundreds of French terms that entered English in the 17th and 18th centuries, during the period known as the Enlightenment. Even as political antipathies between France and England were being played out on battlefields in Europe and America, English speakers like Lord Chesterfield (a patron of letters and an intimate of Voltaire) were peppering their correspondence with French. "Soi-disant" first began appearing in English texts in 1752 as a disparaging term for someone who styles or fancies him- or herself in some role (for example, a "soi-disant expert"). "Crepe," "vis-à-vis," "etiquette," and "sang-froid" are a few of the other French terms that became naturalized in English at that time.

[Seeker]

There's Heineken in the fridge.

The man hath taste.

There seems to ba alot of plane crashes going on at the moment.

I smell CONSPIRACY!!!

What food do you have in this place?

[Arcane1]

The man hath taste.

There seems to ba alot of plane crashes going on at the moment.

I smell CONSPIRACY!!!

What food do you have in this place?
Little sparse past the (natural) peanut butter and blueberry jam on sourdough bread. Plenty of carry out nearby.

What does conspiracy smell like? Better than cat litter but worse than fried liver?

[Arcane1]

I'll split anything 50/50 with whoever can collect it!

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[Seeker]

What does conspiracy smell like?

A little like a rotting corpse, sour yet a little sweet, something you never forget.

As for the email, I got a similar one last week telling me I was left a fortune from some old guy, In London.

All I had to do was give them copies of my passport, ID card and Social Security Number.

Of course I sent them all right off, as well as my first born child.

[Arcane1]

A little like a rotting corpse, sour yet a little sweet, something you never forget.

As for the email, I got a similar one last week telling me I was left a fortune from some old guy, In London.

All I had to do was give them copies of my passport, ID card and Social Security Number.

Of course I sent them all right off, as well as my first born child.
Will they take a 16 y/o boy? I'll pay the shipping.

[TheMightyPhill]

As for the email, I got a similar one last week telling me I was left a fortune from some old guy, In London.

All I had to do was give them copies of my passport, ID card and Social Security Number.

Of course I sent them all right off, as well as my first born child.

The thing that scares me most about these things is that they still must yield a tiny bit of success for the sender, otherwise they wouldn't bother.... after all the press etc of these scams people are still dumb enough to bite.

Except for you Seeker, sounds like you're onto a winner :D

[Seeker]

You know it!!

Never heard of the dead guy but who cares.

Arcane1 Not sure about 16 y/o too old to brain wash but whats the worse that could happen? they would just send him back.

[johny_roberts]

Where is the toilet I have to take a piss (corner will work I guess)

Note: If you are going to ship live people I'll take a few women with little or no miles on them. Is credit accepted?

[SOC]

What's with that Heinekin crap? I'll take a pint of Guinness, thanks.

[Seeker]

I've been obssesive about IPA at the moment, Heinekin is ok, better than shit like Bud or Coores even Fosters.

Besides Guinness is only really good in Ireland.

[SOC]

If you ever visit Australia, you'll soon realise that none of us go anywhere near Fosters. It's complete shit.

Guinness is BEST in Ireland, but you CAN get good GUinness elsewhere. It's OK at a lot of pubs here in the UK.

[Arcane1]

I've been obssesive about IPA at the moment, Heinekin is ok, better than shit like Bud or Coores even Fosters.

Besides Guinness is only really good in Ireland.
I don't touch the American piss water. I had better taste than that at 15 years of age.

SOC- you show up and I'll make sure the Guinness is here, warm or cold?

[SOC]

Cold. Beer is ALWAYS best cold.

[Arcane1]

Cold. Beer is ALWAYS best cold.
That's my feeling, some like it warm though. I never can be too sure.

[SOC]

Only weird English people like their beer warm. The rest of the world is sane.

[gunsella]

i've been trying to concentrate more on my scotch drinking of late.
talikser - 15 year old single malt. MmmMmmmm.

how is everyone?

[Arcane1]

i've been trying to concentrate more on my scotch drinking of late.
talikser - 15 year old single malt. MmmMmmmm.

how is everyone?
Quite well, if I could get this stupid Audigy2 ZS board to load into this damn XP box I'd be better.

I hate consumer work.

[Seeker]

If you ever visit Australia, you'll soon realise that none of us go anywhere near Fosters. It's complete shit.

Guinness is BEST in Ireland, but you CAN get good GUinness elsewhere. It's OK at a lot of pubs here in the UK.

I grew up in OZ so I know what you say to be true.

There have been many a good pint of Guinness inhaled in England, many bad ones too, from my experience in managing a pub you MUST keep the pipes clean otherwise it ruins the taste.

Warm beer.....I would rather drink piss than warm beer.

[SOC]

i've been trying to concentrate more on my scotch drinking of late.
talikser - 15 year old single malt. MmmMmmmm.

how is everyone?
Talisker - a great malt, one of my favourites. I had a bottle of that one a couple of months ago. I'm currently working my way through a bottle of Laphroig - another favourite.

Seeker, you are so right about the Guinness and keeping the pipes clean. The best place to drink Guinnness is in a pub that serves a LOT of Guinnness, cos it doesn't sit in the pipes long enough to go off.

[Arcane1]

Only scotch I ever drank much of was Glenlivet (sp?) and I gave up the hard stuff long ago.

[Seeker]

Pipe cleans were my favourite time of the week, we would get about 30 - 40 pints out the lines before the solution went thru.

Good times.....good times.

[gunsella]

i just went for a jog for the first time in ages. it's sposed to make you feel good, but i just feel puffed out. :(

oops, sorry i should have put this in i confess.... but i refuse to go in there.

[Juice Biscuit]

Is Tintin Mr Bigglesworth or is Mr Bigglesworth Tintin?

[Arcane1]

i just went for a jog for the first time in ages. it's sposed to make you feel good, but i just feel puffed out. :(

oops, sorry i should have put this in i confess.... but i refuse to go in there.
You're forgiven. Watch that healthy behavior shit though, next thing you know you'll be eating fruits and vegetables.

(drinking Starbucks and eating a Snickers bar)

[Sagacious]

This place looks like a cool little hang out on the intermaweb. Have you got any Kilkenny? If not Heineken is fine.

Paul Hogan used to do a commercial for Fosters in the late 80s (along with his tourism commission commercial 'I'll throw another prawn on the Barbie' commercial) where he compared the taste of Fosters to 'An angel crying on your tongue'. Based on that recommendation I, foolishly, tried the stuff and the only thing I can say about it is that angels must cry through their assholes after eating a particularly fiery vindaloo. That is All.

[Sagacious]

I'll split anything 50/50 with whoever can collect it!

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Is there such a street address and if so could you authorise one of the London Based ZGeekers to go and collect your winnings in person.

Fucking bunch of fraudulent spamming cunts

[Arcane1]

...where he compared the taste of Fosters to 'An angel crying on your tongue'. ...
Why would an Angel's tears conjure up anything positive as a beverage?

Yech.

Welcome anyway! Pop the cap off a green one.

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/39/heineken_bottle.jpg

[Arcane1]

Is there such a street address and if so could you authorise one of the London Based ZGeekers to go and collect your winnings in person.

Fucking bunch of fraudulent spamming cunts
I offered a 50/50 cut for just that. Figured that it would be humorous at minimum for someone to show up to claim the cash.

SOC?

[Sagacious]

On the subject of Camberwell there is a movie called Withnail & I starring Richard E Grant which has a reference to Camberwell;

Withnail:
What are you going to do with those? D: The joint I am about to
roll requires a craftsman and can utalise up to twelve spliffs.
It is called a Camberwell carrot.
I:
It's imposible to use 12 papers on one joint. D: It is impossible
to roll a camberwell carrot with anything less.
Withnail:
Who says it's a Camberwell carrot. D: I do. I invented it in
Camberwell and it's shaped like a carrot. [Cut to Danny on the
settee. The Camberwell carrot is complete and is indeed of
prodidiuos proportions. As Danny lights it we see only the end
but as he hands it to withnail we see the true size. It is
enormous.] D: These will tend to make you very high. [Withnail
takes a long draw] D: This grass is the most powerfull in the
western hemisphere. It grows at exactly two thousand feet above
sea-level. I have it special flown in from my man in Mexico. His
name's Huang. He's an expert. [I returns from his phone call] D:
Did you get the part man? [I takes a draw on the joint and
splutters. He shakes his head]

Great movie.

Script Here (http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Withnail-and-I.html)

[Arcane1]

This came up when I did a Google for Heineken:
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/39/girl-with-beer.jpg
Thought I'd share.


edit: How do I make this pic show up larger???

[Seeker]

On the subject of Camberwell there is a movie called Withnail & I starring Richard E Grant which has a reference to Camberwell

Top movie that....fucking quality.

The camberwell carrot, that is a big fucking joint.

[gunsella]

Top movie that....fucking quality.

The camberwell carrot, that is a big fucking joint.


werd!

there are so many cool characters in that film - but i think the dealer takes the cake. uncle monty is pretty cool too.

[Arcane1]

Never heard of it before... must be an Aussie thing?

Good Site (http://www.withnail-and-i.com/) and multimedia archive from the film.

I'll have to look for it here.

[Seeker]

English.

Uncle Monty rocked.

Give in to it boy it's like a tide!

"I" was a good character too, the scene in the pub toiletwas class.

[Sagacious]

Actually the movie is english and I got on to it on the recommendation of an english mate of mine. Very funny stuff in it. The drink driving urine sample sequence is very funny indeed.

[Sagacious]

English.

Uncle Monty rocked.

Give in to it boy it's like a tide!

"I" was a good character too, the scene in the pub toiletwas class.

Heheeh

I [to himself]:
I could hardly piss straight with fear. he was a man with 3/4 of
an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. What had I done to
offend him? I don't consciously offend big men like this. And
this one's a decided imbalance of hormone in him. Get any more
masculine than that and you'd have to live up a tree. [he reads
the grafitti] 'I fuck arses', Who fucks arses? [aloud] Maybe he
fucks arses. [to himself again] Maybe he's written this in some
moment of drunken sincerity. I'm in considerable danger in here.
I must get out of here at once.
[He walks back into the bar.]

I just love this line:

Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity.

[Seeker]

Withnail & I - Withnail Quotes
• We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now.

• I feel like a pig shat in my head.

• I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze.

• I want something's flesh.

• Don't threaten me with a dead fish.

• I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.

• I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder.

• Look at that. "Accident Blackspot"? These aren't accidents. They're throwing themselves into the road gladly. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness.

• Warm up? We may as well sit round this cigarette. This is ridiculous. We'll be found dead in here next spring.

• What happened to my cigar commercial? What happened to my agent? Bastard must have died.

• We've gone on holiday by mistake.

• These are the sort of windows faces look in at.

• Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50's each, means we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning.

• This place has become impossible. Nothing to eat, freezing cold and now a madman on the prowl outside with eels.

• If I ever see that silage-heap hanging about up here, I'll take the bastard axe to him. Bastards!

• Throw yourself into the road, darling - you haven't got a chance.

• I fail to see my family's of any interest to you. I've absolutely no interest in yours. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine.

• I must say, that represents a level of hypocrisy in you that I'd previously suspected, but not noticed due to your highly evasive skills.

• Why can't I have an audition? It's ridiculous. I've been to drama school. I'm good looking. I tell you, I've a fuck sight more talent that half the rubbish that gets on television. Why can't I get on television?

That movie is choc full of brilliant onliners.

[berserk]

Is this a trick to garner rep?
Otherwise, how much for a hoegaarden in these parts?

[gunsella]

$12.50 at tonic (king's cross)

[Arcane1]

According to our records you have already voted on this thread. Changing votes is not allowed.
Bugger.

[Arcane1]

Can someone please tell me how the fly knows from 6 feet away that the rolled up newspaper in my hand is intended for him? And he knows not to land on the other side of the table until after I have sat back down?
This might work: :gun:

[Sagacious]

Can someone please tell me how the fly knows from 6 feet away that the rolled up newspaper in my hand is intended for him? And he knows not to land on the other side of the table until after I have sat back down?
This might work: :gun:
Indeed this is a knotty problem. A mystery for the ages. :stab:

[Arcane1]

I like this picure...http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/clea_3.jpg.

[Sagacious]

I like this picure...http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/clea_3.jpg.
I have to say that so do I. Is there any more where they came from?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Arcane1 again.

[btwong]

can you make that picture larger?

[Sabra]

Heineken is an American beer in the same way that Russell Crowe is an Australian actor.

[Scumbag]

hoegaarden is for poofs.


aint nothing wrong with VB.

[Sabra]

hoegaarden is for poofs.


aint nothing wrong with VB.

Except the fact that it tastes like shit compared to most beer, the old Vaginal Backwash.

Coopers > VB

[btwong]

nothing better than a Coopers Pale Ale...

hmmmm liquid amber.... hmmmm

[Scumbag]

True.


I drink Carlton Draught personally. Sure Coopers may be nicer, but $4 a longy is expensive enough as it is.

[Sagacious]

I like this picure...http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/clea_3.jpg.
I heartily endorse these breasts and the posting of their image in this thread.


That is All....for now

[Uther Pendragon]

Pub down the street from my place in London sells coopers sparkling, coopers pale ale, boags and little creatures

I love that pub, it also has shedloads of belgian, german, mexican beers.

[Arcane1]

Heineken is an American beer in the same way that Russell Crowe is an Australian actor.
Not American at all (or was that your point?) The bottle I just checked says "Product of Holland, brewed in Amsterdam"
Though my wife tells me that the Heineken in Europe tastes much better.

[Sagacious]

Not American at all (or was that your point?) The bottle I just checked says "Product of Holland, brewed in Amsterdam"
Though my wife tells me that the Heineken in Europe tastes much better.
Russell Crowe is a New Zealander. Where Steinlager comes from.

[Arcane1]

Today's message is:
If stupid people didn't breed, then who would we have to laugh at?

[Sagacious]

Today's message is:
If stupid people didn't breed, then who would we have to laugh at?
I think there needs to be a distinction drawn between laughing at people and pointing and laughing at people.

I laugh at the genuinely humorous souls in this world whose point of view makes me smile and laugh at the absurdness or inate humour in life.

I point and laugh at and often lamentingly shake my head at stupid people.

I get a better laugh from the former but a more frequent laugh from the latter.

That is all...for now.

[Arcane1]

I think there needs to be a distinction drawn between laughing at people and pointing and laughing at people.

I laugh at the genuinely humorous souls in this world whose point of view makes me smile and laugh at the absurdness or inate humour in life.

I point and laugh at and often lamentingly shake my head at stupid people.

I get a better laugh from the former but a more frequent laugh from the latter.

That is all...for now.
Always an interesting clarification from the local Solicitor.
One question though, laugh at some, point and laugh at some, point, laugh and shake head at some... which ones do you run over with your car?

[Sagacious]

Always an interesting clarification from the local Solicitor.
One question though, laugh at some, point and laugh at some, point, laugh and shake head at some... which ones do you run over with your car?
The slow and/or old and/or wounded ones.

I don't like to go cross country for my hit and runs

[FrenchSpyMonkey]

Well hello folks. I must say this really is a cosy little corner. Thank you for the invite Arcane1. I'm currently at work so have little time too pass with you fine chaps/chapettes. Ok maybe one quick drink :p

I will most certainly be back later :pimp:

[Seeker]

Steinlager isn't too bad, they always have it on sale here, so on the short days its a good drink.

Heineken is ok in Holland the only problem was them cheap fuckers and their money making scheme of 3 inch fucking head on A BEER!!!!!

Anyone going to the Heineken museum?

On the tour before they take you to the all you can drink in 45 minutes bar (If they still do that) there is an alleyway just off to the right I believe (I was ripped at the time) when the tour first starts, make sure they dont see you, duck down the alley and you shall be served bar a barman that doesnt give a shit, gives you almost another 45 mins drinking time on top, than all the others.

Archane1 whos lovely breasts were those? and why aren't there more of them?

[TheMightyPhill]

Now you get 3 or 4 free halfs.... can't remember exactly. Still worth seeing though and Amsterdamn is a gorgeous city, even minus the weed. Much more to see straight then bent.

[Seeker]

Cheap bastards, It has been several years since I was last there I must say.

Could be due to all those pricks that cut down the Alley that caused the cut back.

I'm such a prick.

[Arcane1]

Archane1 whos lovely breasts were those? and why aren't there more of them?
I haven't a clue whose those are, they were posted in the image gallery, I saw them come up in the random window and had to have them. Grade 'A' for Awesome.

[Seeker]

I keep going back to them, I'm like a deer in a pair of beautiful headlights waiting for the hit.

[Arcane1]

I keep going back to them, I'm like a deer in a pair of beautiful headlights waiting for the hit.
So who is she and how did she get posted on ZGeek?

[Sagacious]

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/media/1/blind_date.gif

Had to laugh when I saw this t-shirt

[kleph]

i move that, henceforth, we refer to Arcane1's corner of ZGeek as "The Vomitorium."

[Directed]

Arcane1's corner of ZGeek: Where the puke smells of cheap beer and cheesy nachos. MMMMMM cheesy nachos.

[lostreality]

sounds good to me.

[Arcane1]

Motion denied. Heineken isn't cheap beer, Old Milwaukee, now that's cheap beer. Used to drink that when we were digging change out of the car seats for lack of cash. :stab:

[fenderbasher]

You are all a bunch of poofty :fag: drinking poofty :fag: beers. Give me a 24-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon anyday (just $1.50/pint anytime most places; exceptions are usually cheaper). Beer should not taste good; beer is the shit that comes out of little yeasty asses. I wonder if I drink enough beer, would my piss be beer for yeasties?

On the other hand, a nice Macanudo and an XO Courvoisier (or, dare I say it, LOUIS XIII de RÉMY MARTIN - The highest quality Cognac that defines perfection!) would suit me fine, with a nice thinline doob rolled from my stash.

Arcane1 - I'm gonna sit over here a bit and do some evil plotting, if you don't mind...

[Sabra]

Beer should not taste good; beer is the shit that comes out of little yeasty asses.

Sweet jebus... you're a lost soul, my friend.

[Arcane1]

You are all a bunch of poofty :fag: drinking poofty :fag: beers. Give me a 24-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon anyday (just $1.50/pint anytime most places; exceptions are usually cheaper). Beer should not taste good; beer is the shit that comes out of little yeasty asses. I wonder if I drink enough beer, would my piss be beer for yeasties?

On the other hand, a nice Macanudo and an XO Courvoisier (or, dare I say it, LOUIS XIII de RÉMY MARTIN - The highest quality Cognac that defines perfection!) would suit me fine, with a nice thinline doob rolled from my stash.

Arcane1 - I'm gonna sit over here a bit and do some evil plotting, if you don't mind...
Have at the evil plotting. But please, leave the PBR's outside, that shit is nasty.

[johny_roberts]

Give me a hot sunny day, an ice chest filled with budwesier and ice (yes real ice)*for all the foreigners we can get ice in the usa and its easy to get* a good cigar and the beach and thats called heaven........

[Sagacious]

Give me a hot sunny day, an ice chest filled with budwesier and ice (yes real ice)*for all the foreigners we can get ice in the usa and its easy to get* a good cigar and the beach and thats called heaven........
agreed except substitute the Bud for some Stella or Cans of Kilkenny and the Cigar well that just has to be Cuban.

I am assuming this corner of the interweb is in a geopolitically neutral and trade non sanctioning zone

[btwong]

Give me a hot sunny day, an ice chest filled with budwesier and ice (yes real ice)*for all the foreigners we can get ice in the usa and its easy to get* a good cigar and the beach and thats called heaven........

Swap the budwesier for some Pale ale, and the good cigar for a big fat joint, and make sure the beach is filled with topless (or skimply clad) women...

pure heaven!

[hazza]

budweiser? may as well just drink cordial or water or something

ammiright

[Pagey]

ammiright

yes

[Pagey]

... ice chest ....

its called an esky mate...

http://www.ingrids-welt.de/reise/aus/bilder2/esky.gif

[Sagacious]

What about a nice filled out chest
Like thiis one for example...
http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/clea_3.jpg,






...a frosty beverage of your choice and a cigar

[fenderbasher]

Sweet jebus... you're a lost soul, my friend.
No, it's a defensive mechanism. Here in Portland there's a microbrewery about every 3 miles, with faggoty yuppies drinking their faggoty 3-cask specialty brew with their little pinkies sticking up, paying upwards of $5/pint just to brag about some pisswater that an evil dickhead accidentally cooked up while trying to balance the dishwater in his kitchen.
I deny that reality, and got back to my roots. When we used to gig, PBR was about the only beer we could afford (the other alternative was Thunderbird - a whole separate excercise in taste) so it was an acquired taste.

Realistically, any cold beer (lager) on a hot day works fine for me....

[Arcane1]

agreed except substitute the Bud for some Stella or Cans of Kilkenny and the Cigar well that just has to be Cuban.

I am assuming this corner of the interweb is in a geopolitically neutral and trade non sanctioning zone
Trade sanctions and political correctness are banned from this here corner Mate.

[Arcane1]

What about a nice filled out chest
Like thiis one for example...
http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/clea_3.jpg,






...a frosty beverage of your choice and a cigar
Now THAT is a chest. I'll even pass on the beer for those...

[Arcane1]

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/39/normal_Mega_Breasts.jpg

[Arcane1]

Everyone should +rep Sagacious for his cool new avatar.
http://forums.zgeek.com/image.php?u=8311&dateline=1125036973

[Sagacious]

Muchos Gracias Amigo

[SOC]

I offered a 50/50 cut for just that. Figured that it would be humorous at minimum for someone to show up to claim the cash.

SOC?
I'll see what I can do

[Arcane1]

I'll see what I can do
Sounds fun! You might even get the chance to 'meet' a spammer!

[johny_roberts]

Swap the budwesier for some Pale ale, and the good cigar for a big fat joint, and make sure the beach is filled with topless (or skimply clad) women...

pure heaven!

.....you take the pale, i'll take the budwiser and we can all enjoy the women.... how about just naked women at the beach..........

[SOC]

Dear JR

Thank-you SO much for making Arcane1's little corner of the interweb not safe for worktime perusal. It's really, really appreciated.

[johny_roberts]

Dear JR

Thank-you SO much for making Arcane1's little corner of the interweb not safe for worktime perusal. It's really, really appreciated.

I had a feeling the beer cart was going over the line :greenman:

[Arcane1]

So much for keeping it a family show... :aah:

[johny_roberts]

due to complaints lips have been removed from my previous post but titties remain :tits: If tits need to be removed also please let me know and I will respond back with :fag: and then remove them after I give up on humanity as I know it..............

[Arcane1]

due to complaints lips have been removed from my previous post but titties remain :tits: If tits need to be removed also please let me know and I will respond back with :fag: and then remove them after I give up on humanity as I know it..............
Boobies are always beee-u-tiful.

[johny_roberts]

Boobies are always beee-u-tiful.
Agree ohhh do I agreee.............

[Sagacious]

Sounds fun! You might even get the chance to 'meet' a spammer!
Ah the old meet and beat.

enjoy SOC :balls:

[Arcane1]

Tastefully nude. Or, tasty nudie.
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/39/nude.jpg
Link (http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/39/nude.jpg)

[johny_roberts]

Tastefully nude. Or, tasty nudie.
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/39/nude.jpg
Link (http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/39/nude.jpg)

what about these.................

[Arcane1]

what about these.................
I'll take two please.

[johny_roberts]

I'll take two please.

I swear if she stripped in front of me I would be so mesmorized I would not be able to move....and....If I could pick a way to die it would be inbetween her tits... Yup thats the way I want to go out........

[Seeker]

There is something wonderful about a pair of big young tight skinned breasts.

Shame gravity gets hold of them as they get older.

[Arcane1]

There is something wonderful about a pair of big young tight skinned breasts.

Shame gravity gets hold of them as they get older.
I'm sorry Dude, but this is my corner and those (ahem) "breasts" do not meet the minimum daily requirements for tastefullness. Please remove them immediately.

Now, if you're gonna' post breasts, use this as a standard to strive for:
http://priceless420.com/Pr082605titcode.jpg

[Seeker]

I just wanted to see how long it would take for someone to threaten physical bodily harm upon me.

[Seeker]

You have nice tits by the way Arcane1.

[SOC]

Denise Roberts?

(For those not in the know, it's a little "in" joke referring to Arcan1's uncanny resemblance to the actor Charlie Sheen, who is maried to the actress Denise Roberts, who has very nice tits indeed)

[johny_roberts]

Denise Roberts?

(For those not in the know, it's a little "in" joke referring to Arcan1's uncanny resemblance to the actor Charlie Sheen, who is maried to the actress Denise Roberts, who has very nice tits indeed)

So how long have you 2 been exchanging pics :fag:

[Seeker]

I thought it was Denise Richards, but yeah, she has lovley boobies.

[SOC]

Um... you may not realise this, but I had a couple of beers with Arcane1, Asmodeus and directed (and respective spouses) when I was passing through Chicago in June. We're all VERY blokey blokes with not a hint of :fag:ness in any of us.

[johny_roberts]

1) Five seconds to type www.google.com
2) Five seconds to type Denise Richards
3) 10 Seconds to find a naked picture of Denise Richards

Total Time Spent: 20 Seconds
Result: Boobies

[johny_roberts]

Um... you may not realise this, but I had a couple of beers with Arcane1, Asmodeus and directed (and respective spouses) when I was passing through Chicago in June. We're all VERY blokey blokes with not a hint of :fag:ness in any of us.

:D Just giving ya Shit SOC, love the (and respective spouses) part.........

[Seeker]

1) Five seconds to type www.google.com
2) Five seconds to type Denise Richards
3) Three seconds to find pic with her kissing another chick
4) two seconds to blow load

Total Time Spent: 15 Seconds
Result: lesbo action (Just ignore the dude in the middle.

[Nodbugger]

My old physics teacher used to baby sit Denise Richards, she still talks to her and goes to her house every once and a while. She also has her cat.

[Seeker]

This thread has been tainted by the evil.

[Seeker]

Must.......save......thread.......by showing.....Denise Richards arse up close.

[Arcane1]

My old physics teacher used to baby sit Denise Richards, she still talks to her and goes to her house every once and a while. She also has her cat.
Get the fuck out. Someone call the priest, now we have to have the place exorcised.

Damn.

[Arcane1]

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/39/Noose.jpg
Do you need instructions? Help finding a tree? Just ask if you do, I'm sure plenty would be happy to help.

[fenderbasher]

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/39/Noose.jpg
Do you need instructions? Help finding a tree? Just ask if you do, I'm sure plenty would be happy to help.
Do you have trees in Chi town? Maybe a crane rental from U-Haul might be a little more expedient...

[Nodbugger]

What the fuck kind of stupid question is that? We have tons of trees.

[Seeker]

Jesus........Is no thread sacred?

[Arcane1]

I like the crane idea. Matter of fact, I'll even pay the rental charges if Noddy wears the noose. Promise, I'll let you down in a week or two... After you stop twitching that is.

[Arcane1]

Um... you may not realise this, but I had a couple of beers with Arcane1, Asmodeus and directed (and respective spouses) when I was passing through Chicago in June. We're all VERY blokey blokes with not a hint of :fag:ness in any of us.
O'Hare Airport, ZMeet
Arcane1, Directed, SOC, Asmo
Beer, Product of Holland, Heineken
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/1/Chgo_ZMeet.JPG

[Seeker]

Look at you, you sexy bitch. You do look a bit like Charlie Sheen.

[Arcane1]

Look at you, you sexy bitch. You do look a bit like Charlie Sheen.
Since I'm older, he looks like me. That and the long hair was better.

[johny_roberts]

Look at you, you sexy bitch. You do look a bit like Charlie Sheen.

Ya after Charlie ate a dozen dougnuts and washed it down with a keg of beer :ha:

Note: Soc said there was wemens I see no wemens I see a bunch of guys playing grab ass and drinking :fag: brews :metal:

[Arcane1]

Ya after Charlie ate a dozen dougnuts and washed it down with a keg of beer :ha:

Note: Soc said there was wemens I see no wemens I see a bunch of guys playing grab ass and drinking :fag: brews :metal:
Yeah, fuck off... so I need to lose a little. Seems like the day after I turned 35 I gained 15 pounds and can't lose it for nothing.

My wife too the pic, and Asmo's was off to the side.

[Haggisboy]

O'Hare Airport, ZMeet
Arcane1, Directed, SOC, Asmo
Beer, Product of Holland, Heineken
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/1/Chgo_ZMeet.JPG

Talk about separated at birth. Shit! Put Directed and Asmodeus' heads side by side and you've a picture of my balls (minus the goatees, of course). :ha:

[Haggisboy]

BTW - what was the occasion that brought the four of you together at an airport?

[Haggisboy]

i just went for a jog for the first time in ages. it's sposed to make you feel good, but i just feel puffed out.

Silly bitch. Jogging is a form of running, not fellatio.

[johny_roberts]

BTW - what was the occasion that brought the four of you together at an airport?

It was one of the following:

1) Hair care seminar tips on managing and keeping your hear... Directed and Asmodeus needed hints.

2) All you can eat buffet night: SOC lost money on that one

3) Gay PRON filming...... titled: whose the bottom bitch

4) Getting a piss on and drinking

its one of the four no idea what one :ha:

[Seeker]

Talk about separated at birth. Shit! Put Directed and Asmodeus' heads side by side and you've a picture of my balls (minus the goatees, of course).

Are you trying to tell everyone that you shave your balls?

[Haggisboy]

Are you trying to tell everyone that you shave your balls?

One day you'll learn that grass doesn't grow on a busy street.

[Seeker]

Nice come back....very nice.

[Haggisboy]

Credit goes to Johny Roberts for inspiration on this one.

Top 10 Reasons ZGeek’s Arcane1, Directed, SOC and Asmodeus Got Together

10) Pillow Biting Power Hour at O’Hare Airport’s gay sauna.

9) Handover of industrial strength cans of spray-on hair purchased on e-bay from SOC-AR1 Industries.

8) Exchanging tips on anal buggering with Heineken bottles.

7) Casting call for Swanson’s new Hungry Man Dinner commercial.

6) Rendezvous with that Chippendales talent scout they met online.

5) Swinger wife swap.

4) Testing to see if the earth will explode if such a primo collection of male specimens gather together in one room at once.

3) Internet was down.

2) RUN FOR YOUR LIVES – THEY’RE AIRLINE PILOTS!!!!

1) What, you think these losers have anything better to do than hang around an airport bar?

[Arcane1]

Credit goes to Johny Roberts for inspiration on this one.

Top 10 Reasons ZGeek’s Arcane1, Directed, SOC and Asmodeus Got Together

10) Pillow Biting Power Hour at O’Hare Airport’s gay sauna.

9) Handover of industrial strength cans of spray-on hair purchased on e-bay from SOC-AR1 Industries.

8) Exchanging tips on anal buggering with Heineken bottles.

7) Casting call for Swanson’s new Hungry Man Dinner commercial.

6) Rendezvous with that Chippendales talent scout they met online.

5) Swinger wife swap.

4) Testing to see if the earth will explode if such a primo collection of male specimens gather together in one room at once.

3) Internet was down.

2) RUN FOR YOUR LIVES – THEY’RE AIRLINE PILOTS!!!!

1) What, you think these losers have anything better to do than hang around an airport bar?

Wow! That was an inspired listing! The likeness of two bald men to a scrotum is an entirely new one to me. There were reports of Earth tremors centered in the area that we met, so #4 does have merit. Sadly, the reality is far less interesting.
SOC had a short layover at O'Hare on the way to his next destination, and so we alll arrranged to rendezvous.
The really interesting part of the issue is what the topic of the seminar that SOC was hosting at his next destination was. But I'll have to let him tell you all that one as it is highly confidential and Top Secret material.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Credit goes to Johny Roberts for inspiration on this one.

Top 10 Reasons ZGeek’s Arcane1, Directed, SOC and Asmodeus Got Together

10) Pillow Biting Power Hour at O’Hare Airport’s gay sauna.

9) Handover of industrial strength cans of spray-on hair purchased on e-bay from SOC-AR1 Industries.

8) Exchanging tips on anal buggering with Heineken bottles.

7) Casting call for Swanson’s new Hungry Man Dinner commercial.

6) Rendezvous with that Chippendales talent scout they met online.

5) Swinger wife swap.

4) Testing to see if the earth will explode if such a primo collection of male specimens gather together in one room at once.

3) Internet was down.

2) RUN FOR YOUR LIVES – THEY’RE AIRLINE PILOTS!!!!

1) What, you think these losers have anything better to do than hang around an airport bar?

Letterman needs you. Now.

[Arcane1]

The following are some of the images that I ran across this week that struck my fancy for some reason or another... enjoy. Or don't enjoy. Your choice.

Would you buy a used car from this man?
http://home.speedsite.com/~scottl/Bush_Insincere.jpg
Yep, sincere, real sincere, he really _feels_ the pain of those that have lost family in Iraq.

[Arcane1]

Mick Jagger... Age 62. This man should be wearing leather pants? This man should retire already.

http://home.speedsite.com/~scottl/Mick_Stones.jpg
You do have to give the old bird credit though for "staying power".

[Arcane1]

A boy sits on wreckage of a Peruvian jetliner Wednesday in an Amazon marsh outside Pucallpa, Peru. The Boeing 737 with 98 people aboard crash-landed in a torrential storm Tuesday.

http://home.speedsite.com/~scottl/Kid_On_Wreck.jpg

(why is the woman in the background smiling?)

[Arcane1]

Hurricane Season in the Gulf

Steve Eagen, of Wellington, Fla., windsurfs off Palm Beach, Fla., Thursday morning before the arrival of Hurricane Katrina.

http://home.speedsite.com/~scottl/catching_air.jpg

New Orleans and the Southern Coast of the US are expecting 150mph winds with the Cat 5 (not networking either) Hurricane. Landfall expected Monday.

[Arcane1]

Take a look at this graphic:

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/5425/elevationmap9ox.gif

Notice the height of the retaining walls on the Gulf side (B).
The storm surges are expected to be 20 to 25 feet. That puts the City of New Orleans under a lot of water come Monday. The Federal Emergency Agency is preparing for 10-15 feet of water covering the town. No power, no fresh water, bad shit man.

[Seeker]

A boy sits on wreckage of a Peruvian jetliner Wednesday in an Amazon marsh outside Pucallpa, Peru. The Boeing 737 with 98 people aboard crash-landed in a torrential storm Tuesday.

http://home.speedsite.com/~scottl/Kid_On_Wreck.jpg

(why is the woman in the background smiling?)

I was thinking the very same thing, nasty bitch, I bet she is going through dead peoples stuff taking what she wants.

[kleph]

yes, that is exactly (http://www.gadsdentimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050825/API/508250583) what they were doing.

The storm surges are expected to be 20 to 25 feet. That puts the City of New Orleans under a lot of water come Monday. The Federal Emergency Agency is preparing for 10-15 feet of water covering the town. No power, no fresh water, bad shit man.

which is rather a problem since the city is between three feet below sea level at it's highest point.

[Arcane1]

yes, that is exactly (http://www.gadsdentimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050825/API/508250583) what they were doing.



which is rather a problem since the city is between three feet below sea level at it's highest point.
I was pretty sure that is what they were doing in the wreckage, as there seemed to be no security on site. Rather sad and opportunist.

[Arcane1]

Einstein once said, "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." Radio astronomers have since confirmed this observation. As a result, astrophysicists and cosmologists now suspect that human stupidity is so vast that it fills the cosmos, and in fact constitutes the "dark matter" they have been searching for to account for a set of observed cosmological phenomena.

Source: dgollub@dellnet.com

[Mr Bigglesworth]

The following are some of the images that I ran across this week that struck my fancy for some reason or another... enjoy. Or don't enjoy. Your choice.

Would you buy a used car from this man?
http://home.speedsite.com/~scottl/Bush_Insincere.jpg
Yep, sincere, real sincere, he really _feels_ the pain of those that have lost family in Iraq.

He looks dead.

[Arcane1]

He looks dead.
We could only wish...

[Arcane1]

www.chinaview.cn 2005-08-29 09:31:26

BEIJING, Aug. 29 (Xinhuanet)-- Two have been arrested on charges of unleashing computer worms that disrupted networks across the US, the FBI said.

Farid Essebar, 18, of Morocco, and Atilla Ekici, 21, of Turkey, are believed to have been responsible for the Zotob worm that hit the Internet less than two weeks ago, along with predecessors called Rbot and Mytob released earlier, the FBI said on Friday.

"The swift resolution of this matter is the direct result of effective coordination and serves as a good example of what we can achieve when we work together," Louis M. Reigel III, assistant director of the F.B.I. Cyber Division, said in a news release.

"They certainly knew each other via the Internet," Mr. Reigel said, but it was not clear whether they had met in person.

The two men will face prosecution in their native countries and FBI officials will provide evidence, he said.

Zotob caused computer outages at more than 100 US companies, including major media outlets such as CNN and the New York Times.

But the worms had a limited impact because more consumers were keeping their software up to date and using firewalls and anti-virus software, Microsoft general counsel Brad Smith said. Enditem

[Arcane1]

Holland is flat because the Dutch lack imagination.


Source: Jim Smith jim@onlinemagic.com

[Arcane1]

Mondays.


Suck.


Royally.











That is all.

[Arcane1]

Former UK prime minister Margaret Thatcher's obsession with cashew nuts reached such a disturbing intensity that prior to the 1984 general election, she lined her underwear with the ready-shelled salted variety.
Source: Stuart Estell (flying.pasty@ndirect.co.uk)

[Sagacious]

Former UK prime minister Margaret Thatcher's obsession with cashew nuts reached such a disturbing intensity that prior to the 1984 general election, she lined her underwear with the ready-shelled salted variety.
Source: Stuart Estell (flying.pasty@ndirect.co.uk)
Ewwww that's revolting

The iron lady having bacclava undies on.

My mates ex wife reckoned cashews looked like little penises on the flop.

My mate wasn't very happy at the comparison.

There was a heated discussion about scale and cold weather.

Anyway they're divorced now but we still call him Cashewboy from time to time especially when we have had a few drinks.

It is scary that he is a neurosurgeon.

That is All

[Arcane1]

So I pull up to my regular Starbucks for my daily coffee and watch a guy in a nice new Black Mercedes Coupe, AMG version (license plate "EXCLUSIV") swing into and park in the handicapped spot that is right in front of the door. He looks like one of those spiffy little twits, and leaves the girly in the car, and goes into the store.

I walk in behind him, and say "Hey, Dude, that's a handicapped spot". "Yeah, so? What do you care?" is his polite reply. I tell him that it isn't nice to park in a handicapped spot, as someone that needs it might come along. He tells me that he couldn't give a shit. "OK, look, move it, or I'll just go park you in and call the cops, let them deal with you. You do realize that the fines went up to $250 right?" He tells me to fuck off.

I have been driving my wife's Honda lately, not my van, but I was able to get the passenger door right up against the back bumper, call the cops and then call into the Starbucks to ask if they'd bring my coffee out to me. "No problem" they tell me, as we have done this before. I tried to take a pic of the MBZ through the pass side, but the damn camera's batteries were flat. It was a cool shot.

Within 5 minutes the cop was there, I moved, and last I heard the cop was ripping him a new rectum.

Justice is served

(And today, my T-Shirt says "Pissing off the Whole Planet, one person at a time)

[excalibur]

I really hate wankers like that. There was a guy that came into work driving an AMG Merc E-55. I was very jelous of his car. Mmmm.... Supercharged V8 out of the factory.....

[johny_roberts]

Dammm good job very good job.....................

rep for that if anything ever deserved it..............

[Arcane1]

The most golden aspect of the whole thing was when the manager of the Starbucks brought me out my coffee while the twit was inside bitching and crying about "that asshole out there" that was harassing him.

Someday kids, if you're good, I'll tell you about the time that I (and my son) went table to table in a restaurant looking for the owner of the White MBZ sedan that was parked in handicapped w/o plates or a tag.

That was fun!

[Arcane1]

Buried inside each of Bach's fugues is a sequence of notes that can be decoded as a prediction. Musicologists have decoded four predictions, including the American Revolution, the Dreyfus affair, and the invention of Nylon. They have not revealed the fourth prediction, but are known to be keeping a very close watch on Burkina Faso.

Source: Carlton Epson

:aah:

[Arcane1]

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/53/Javaira.jpg

No words needed.

[Sagacious]

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/53/Javaira.jpg

No words needed.PHWOAR!

That is All.

[fenderbasher]

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/53/Javaira.jpg

No words needed.
Really? Are they yours? If so, congrats on a good head start to the next ZBoobie contest... :metal:

[Arcane1]

They aren't mine, or even anyone I know. Ran across them in the image gallery by pure chance. Pirate posted them is all I know.

[excalibur]

I believe they where part of the last boobies competition. Don't know whose they are though.

[Arcane1]

I believe they where part of the last boobies competition. Don't know whose they are though.
Well, she a winner with me.

[fenderbasher]

Oh, don't get me wrong; I wasn't complaining. Any boobers are good with me, and I would've given you plenty of respect for a pair of baby-feeders like that!

[Arcane1]

Oh, don't get me wrong; I wasn't complaining. Any boobers are good with me, and I would've given you plenty of respect for a pair of baby-feeders like that!
They're not just for baby feeding...

[fenderbasher]

They're not just for baby feeding...
True, but 'funbags' seems so disrespectful... :ha: :tits:

[Sagacious]

They could belong to Javaira (http://forums.zgeek.com/image.php?u=6444&type=profile&dateline=1117440919).
State your source and reasoning Mr The Cunt

[Arcane1]

They could belong to Javaira (http://forums.zgeek.com/image.php?u=6444&type=profile&dateline=1117440919).
That is a worthless pic. She's got clothes on. WTF is with you? Posting a pic of a girl that pretty with clothes on... Damn.

The Cunt is slipping.

[Arcane1]

Since I am the Executive... I be deciden...

It is 4:04 PM, and I am going home.

Not that I'm not going to be working from home tonite... but at least I won't be here.

[excalibur]

State your source and reasoning Mr The Cunt
If I recall correctly, they where a new account first post was in the pr0n forum. Remember how it was opened to n00bs for a month? Wich makes me think an existing user was too shy to post under their own account, so did so under a dummy account.

[Sagacious]

If I recall correctly, they where a new account first post was in the pr0n forum. Remember how it was opened to n00bs for a month? Wich makes me think an existing user was too shy to post under their own account, so did so under a dummy account.
linkage please if you would be so good.

[Arcane1]

Where credit is due.

- George W. Bush cut his 5 week Crawford Texas vacation short by 2 days to fly over the affected areas at as low as 1700 feet. This is in spite of the fact that flying a jet aircraft that low over a metropolitan area is against FAA rules.

The Bush Administration should get an enormous amount of credit for the Natural Disasters that have NOT occurred in the US. For example:
-There has not been a volcanic eruption anywhere near the East Coast of the country.
-There have not been any Giant Reptile attacks against North America since the Bush Administration has been in control.
-The United States has been safe from plagues of locusts since George W. Bush has been in office, mostly in part due to the Homeland Security Department's secret Anti-Locust program.
-Thanks to the current Administration's efforts, the US has managed to avoid being hit by any substantially sized meteorites.
-The Great Lakes have not been sucked dry by a large pachyderm.

We also need to acknowledge the bits of wisdom offered to the World by president George W. Bush, comments such as these make me proud to be an educated American:
-"As bad as it looks from up here, it must be twice as devastating down there." (from 1700 feet in Air Force One)
-"Don't buy gas if you don't need to." (on Americans being more wise with gasoline usage)
-"I understand the devastation requires more than one day's attention." (Visiting New Orleans)
-"Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house -- he's lost his entire house -- there's going to be a fantastic house. And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch." (Referring to Trent Lott, 33 year verteran US Senator, wealthy and certainly insured whose house in Missippi was destroyed.)
- "We have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge." —April 20, 2005

And finally, we should understand that not every Administration is going to be great at everything. There are going to be areas where an Administration excells, and areas that they fail. Knowing this, we should realize that while propaganda, changing the message to fit the situation (Can you say Karl Rove?) and starting Wars by invading countries. Obviously the Bush Administration just isn't good at doing aftermaths.

*Note: I may be incorrect about the 1700 foot FAA rule.

[Arcane1]

eBAY Link (http://cgi.ebay.com/ADULT-BABY-HYPNOSIS-CD-WET-IN-DIAPERS-ONLY_W0QQitemZ5610734004QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmd ZViewItem)

[Sabra]

+rep to you my good Arcane1, and smashing job on your little old corner of Zgeek. You do us proud you crazy yank *salute*.

[fenderbasher]

Where credit is due.

-There have not been any Giant Reptile attacks against North America since the Bush Administration has been in control.

I beg to differ. What do you think Cheney and Rove are?

As for the EBay link, I'm curious what you were searching for when you found this. Trying a little 'regression therapy'?

[Arcane1]

I beg to differ. What do you think Cheney and Rove are?

As for the EBay link, I'm curious what you were searching for when you found this. Trying a little 'regression therapy'?
The search was for "electro stim therapy" or TEMs units. It never ceases to amaze me what an innocuous search will get you.

A friend of mine who has a horse boarded in a stable North of here was asking me about putting a camera in the stall so she could keep an eye on him whenever she wanted.

"Anyone make anything like that?" she asked.
"Gee, I don't know, lots of cameras and survailence.. let's look"
So I did a Google search (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=stall+cam&btnG=Google+Search)

:aah: :aah:

(Don't do this search at work)

[Arcane1]

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/39/Bush_Insincere.jpg

Mr. Peckerhead is currently giving a speech from the Rose Garden. He is voicing his deepest sympathy to the family of Chief Justice Rhenquist, who died last night at the age of 80.

I'm certain that he is having a difficult time not doing a happy dance. Now, he gets to replace a justice, AND the chief justice. The Supremem Court of this country is now fucked. Rights of any type, are now in serious question.

[Arcane1]

From the random news image window:
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/53/Sanura.jpg
Sanura

[Sagacious]

From the random news image window:
http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/53/Sanura.jpg
Sanura
Nice software!

Seriously...nice.

That is all

[Sagacious]

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger
Who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume,
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey everyday.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René DesCartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.


Just a little musical number by which to pass the time and raise the mood.

[Seeker]

My mood was already "raised" by that pic, but I always have time for Monty Python.

[kré]

so this is the corner of zgeek where the retards hang out?

[Seeker]

Well you just arrived, so I say it just might be.

[kré]

WOW, I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT KIND OF RESPONSE. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS, HUMOURKINGS! http://www.crayonline.com/smilies/hsughr.gif

[Seeker]

Ask a stupid question etc etc....

[Arcane1]

so this is the corner of zgeek where the retards hang out?
Fuck, there goes the corner. The average IQ just fell 45 points.

[kré]

Fuck, there goes the corner. The average IQ just fell 45 points.
the bacteria that lives in my turds has a more worthy opinion than you.

[The Cunt]

the bacteria that lives in my turds has a more worthy opinion than you.
It's nice to finally meet someone who listens to their faecal bacteria's opinions.

[kré]

It's nice to finally meet someone who listens to their faecal bacteria's opinions.
it's good to talk shit once in a while :)

[Arcane1]

the bacteria that lives in my turds has a more worthy opinion than you.
Well, at last we know who your real world peer group is now. Do you name them also? What's the sex like?

You must be one of those people that shows up at a party uninvited, then bitches about how lame the party is, how bad the drinks are and how there's no pretty women. Yet you stay there because you've got nowhere else that you're wanted.

I'd like to cordially invite you to go fuck off.

[kré]

Well, at last we know who your real world peer group is now. Do you name them also? What's the sex like?

You must be one of those people that shows up at a party uninvited, then bitches about how lame the party is, how bad the drinks are and how there's no pretty women. Yet you stay there because you've got nowhere else that you're wanted.

I'd like to cordially invite you to go fuck off.
HURRRRRRRRRRRRR BUSH HURRRRRRRRR NODBUGGER HURRRRRRRRRR

take your worthless political dribble and get the fuck off my internet, noob.

[Arcane1]

HURRRRRRRRRRRRR BUSH HURRRRRRRRR NODBUGGER HURRRRRRRRRR

take your worthless political dribble and get the fuck off my internet, noob.
Your internet? Silly twit. Don't you know that Al Gore invented the internet?

As for the n00b comment, if your actual age is relative to your posting intellect I give you a bit less than Noddy. Which means I was building computers while you were still howling for your Mommy's tit.

Seroiusly, you should go back on your medication, your psychosis is showing.

[Arcane1]

Request for something interesting and fun:
Due to the ever increasing interference of reality I have suffered from a serious humor deterioration. Too much work to do, not enough sex, too many clients calling wanting shit, etc. makes Arcane1 an unhappy boy.

Please, someone (other than that idiot Cray) put something funny in here before the thread shrivels and dies like an under used pecker out in the cold. :boohoo:

[Sagacious]

Critics have likened Nazi propaganda to Monty Python sketches follow the bouncing link

Linky (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16505071-13762,00.html)

[kré]

Request for something interesting and fun:
Due to the ever increasing interference of reality I have suffered from a serious humor deterioration. Too much work to do, not enough sex, too many clients calling wanting shit, etc. makes Arcane1 an unhappy boy.

Please, someone (other than that idiot Cray) put something funny in here before the thread shrivels and dies like an under used pecker out in the cold. :boohoo:
don't hurt me old man, i bruise easily.

[Sagacious]

Hehehe read teh onion today found this 'Quote' from George Dubya in response to being told about the humanitarian crisis in Louisiana:

'It Has Been Brought To My Attention That There Was Recently A Bad Storm'

You gotta laugh

[Arcane1]

Hehehe read teh onion today found this 'Quote' from George Dubya in response to being told about the humanitarian crisis in Louisiana:



You gotta laugh
I like that the standing water in the city of New Orleans has been named Lake George by many. Though in reality if George had been in charge of filling it there would have been much less water there.

[Seeker]

Please, someone put something funny in here before the thread shrivels and dies like an under used pecker out in the cold. :boohoo:

Jesus walks into a hotel and throws 3 nails on the counter and says to the manager, "Could you put me up for the night?"

Boom tish.

[Arcane1]

It is weeks like this that I am ashamed to be a citizen of this country.

When public officials are willing to state that "at least we got rid of all the public housing" in New Orleans, there is a problem.
When the former First Lady, and mother of the current President can say that "these people had nothing anyway, they should be happy to be living in the Astrodome" and do so publicly, there is a problem.
When people were allowed to suffer, to die, and to be treated subhumanly by the ineptitude of a government, there is a serious problem.
When Oprah does a better job at meeting with and helping people in NOLA than the president does, there is a problem.
When the President compliments the man in charge of FEMA for doing a "heroic" job, even though his performance was a bit below that of completely inept and resulted in the death and suffering of thousands, there is a problem. (at least he was removed from the NOLA situation today and put back in Washington)

That fact that I am realizing that this is a country that is more corrupt, more slanted towards the haves at the expense of the have nots, and more interested in the preservation of the few is disturbing me to an unbelievable degree. This isn't Bush's fault, this is the machine behind Bush, the machine that put him here. I don't give Bush credit for having the presence of mind to take a shit and wipe his ass well without prompting, certainly he isn't intelligent enough to have consciously planned his actions of the last 6 years.

9/11 was a wakeup call to this country about the condition that we are in. The problem is that everyone hit snooze. This week is the second ringing of the bells, and I hope that there are many people listening to the noise and taking heed. This country is in for yet a third catastrophe in the near future, maybe terrorism, maybe natural, I don't know. I do know that when it happens the lines of race and class will be even further drawn and divided. And it will not be pretty.

[Arcane1]

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/39/Owned_Bitch.jpg

So there I am, standing behid a typically over dressed for the grocery store Soccer Mom who ist rying to argue the validity of her expired coupon worth all of 25 cents.
The line is forming behind us, mostly people with just a few items for their lunch, most that have a limited amount of time for lunch to start with.

I'm standing there, my orange and Snickers bar, and after listening to her bitch long enough and now demanding to see a manager, I pulled some change, including a dollar bill, out of my pocket, loudly place it on
the conveyor and I tell the cashier to please take her damn coupon, throw it
away and use my change to cover the difference, and keep the leftovers for herself.
The women gave me
this "well, I never.." look to which I told her that "if she wasn't
such an absolutely inconsiderate, self absorbed pennypinching bitch
that she'd realize there was a line of people behind her that she was
screwing up over her expired coupon that she wasn't responsible
enough to read in the first place, AND to take her damn stuff, get in
her Mercedes SUV and please leave so that people that needed to work for a living could get on with their lives. "

With a look of shock and horror, she looked at me and asked "How did you know that I dove a Mercedes?". To which I replied, "you look like one of them."

Have a nice day.

[Sagacious]

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/thumbnails/19/Oxley.jpg (http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/19/Oxley.jpg)

Here's something nice to pass the time

[Arcane1]

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/thumbnails/19/Oxley.jpg (http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/19/Oxley.jpg)

Here's something nice to pass the time
I'll take two please.

[Arcane1]

The young man climbs to the mountain top to see the Great Zen Master.
"Oh great one, please tell me, what is death like" asks the young man.
"How should I know?" asks the Zen Master.
"Aren't you the Great Zen Master?" asks the young man.
"Yes, I am the great Zen Master" he replies, "but I'm not dead yet".

And that fulfills the compulsory Monty Python quote for the week requirement.

[Arcane1]

This pic needs to be larger. Full size preferably.

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/thumbnails/1/b013.jpg

[Arcane1]

Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade?

A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.

[SOC]

OK, it's all official and finalised - SOC's Chicago Excursion of Thanksgivng Doom is on, from Nov 17-30. Be afraid, Chicago. Be very, very afraid.

Especially YOU, Nodbugger ...

[evil]

You get to meet nodbugger?? I SO wanted to be the one to give him an aussie hug first

[SOC]

I'll post pics, I promise.

[johny_roberts]

Have fun in the Windy City one day I shall have to head over....

[SOC]

Why not come over while I'm there? You can help us "deal" with Noddy!

[johny_roberts]

Why not come over while I'm there? You can help us "deal" with Noddy!

Thought of it but the fares are damm expensive. I will hunt around. So what the hell you have family in Chicago? Or just going to raise hell.........

[johny_roberts]

Give him a liverpool kiss from me.


He's going to start one.

Now all he has to do is find a Nodbugger to impregnate with his seed.

Corrected for accuracy................. :D

[Arcane1]

Thought of it but the fares are damm expensive. I will hunt around. So what the hell you have family in Chicago? Or just going to raise hell.........
I've been called many things, but "family of SOC" is a new one.

Come on over J_R, we have plenty of room, and the way my wife cooks, we'll have enough leftovers to feed the contents of the Astro Dome.

I managed to convince my wife to put him up for a couple weeks. We figure that it'll give the dogs a new person to "play" with.

We do plan to organize a Nodbugger Excursion, baseball bats and chains are optional but highly recommended. At least we can disable his fingers so he can't post for awhile. :hit:

:D

[Arcane1]

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/39/xray_skull.jpg

Today, I was heading S. on Waukegan Rd. (main drag throught the NW Chicago 'burbs) when a lady in a mini-van decides that she wants to test the law stating that "no two objects shall occupy the same space at the same time" (without dire consequences that is) and she turns left in front of me. 40 mph to 0 in very little space or time.

The person that I was talking to via hands-free (my attorney of all people) said that all the noise and such from the crash was really crazy sounding, and at first thought it was a wild burst of static.

Guess what? All you people that accuse me of having a hard head? Well, it's harder than a Honda windshield, that's for sure. Did I leave an impression! New and improved, WITH front facing ventilation hole. Woo Hoo! Got a ride in the body wagon with lights and siren and all the whoopies.

X-Rays and all later, they have declared me hard headed and still alive.

Of course the Honda is a bit worse for the wear.

[Seeker]

Glad to hear you are OK, nice picture by the way, you really should put on some weight though you might have people thinking your a catwalk model.

[Arcane1]

Glad to hear you are OK, nice picture by the way, you really should put on some weight though you might have people thinking your a catwalk model.
Always a smart-ass in the crowd... The last pics posted of me you guys called me fat. No pleasing you...

[Seeker]

Please sire no offence meant, besides I never said you were fat.....but now that you mention it......smart arse indeed.

[Haggisboy]

http://gallery.zgeek.com/data/thumbnails/39/xray_skull.jpg

Today, I was heading S. on Waukegan Rd. (main drag throught the NW Chicago 'burbs) when a lady in a mini-van decides that she wants to test the law stating that "no two objects shall occupy the same space at the same time" (without dire consequences that is) and she turns left in front of me. 40 mph to 0 in very little space or time.

The person that I was talking to via hands-free (my attorney of all people) said that all the noise and such from the crash was really crazy sounding, and at first thought it was a wild burst of static.

Guess what? All you people that accuse me of having a hard head? Well, it's harder than a Honda windshield, that's for sure. Did I leave an impression! New and improved, WITH front facing ventilation hole. Woo Hoo! Got a ride in the body wagon with lights and siren and all the whoopies.

X-Rays and all later, they have declared me hard headed and still alive.

Of course the Honda is a bit worse for the wear.

Reads like the opposite side of this coin. (http://forums.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=679564&postcount=1)

[Arcane1]

Reads like the opposite side of this coin. (http://forums.zgeek.com/showpost.php?p=679564&postcount=1)
Bah. Fuckwits on wheels. The driver here was a 63 year old lady, I don't think that she even saw the car until it was too late.

Sound's like Blue's sister got off lucky, she could have really gotten hurt bad.

I've been driving my wife's Honda the last month or so instead of my Chevy Van, which is big and blue. That she would have seen.

[Sagacious]

Firstly congratualtions on haviong a skull with the consistency of concrete (all the better to keep safe the valuables inside it I say).

Secondly get your attorney (to whom you were on the phone) to sue the doddering old biddy for being a hazzard to other road users and infringing upon your constitutional rights (I'm sure he will find a way if he's any good).

[Sagacious]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Arcane1 again.

you'll get it once I get round to repping some more of the folks on here.

[Directed]

Arcane1, sorry to hear about the Honda, Glad to hear your head is "allegedly" still in one piece. Soccer moms in mini-vans must die. That is all.

[johny_roberts]

Thank god you are ok nothing worse than a car accident that involves going to the hospital. Hope your noggin feels better man.

Note: hell at least you can give your son a car now.......... :D

[Arcane1]

Arcane1, sorry to hear about the Honda, Glad to hear your head is "allegedly" still in one piece. Soccer moms in mini-vans must die. That is all.
Funny (funny?) thing is that she wasn't a SM, she was a Grandma. Her license info says DOB 1942, so she's 63.

It bugs me that the EMTs wouldn't tell me if she was ok or not, they had me in the ambulance all strapped in. According to the report she wasn't taken anywhere though.

What bugs me more is that if I were to call her to check, it would possibly be an implication of "guilt" or something that could be used against me. I know that has happened, because this is a fucked up litigous society.

[Arcane1]

Thank god you are ok nothing worse than a car accident that involves going to the hospital. Hope your noggin feels better man.

Note: hell at least you can give your son a car now.......... :D

Yeah, one 1995 Honda, good engine, new tires/brakes/struts. Needs windshield and front end. A real fixer upper. That way if he gets his grades up enough this semester (B averave minimum) to get his license, he _still_ won't be able to drive.

This does give me a perfect opportunity to buy a MBZ or VW diesel though, something that I started looking for about 2 months ago.

[Arcane1]

Give him a liverpool kiss from me.

That just sounds plain gross... :barf:

[Seeker]

Mr The Cunt means Headbutt the fucker.

[Arcane1]

Mr The Cunt means Headbutt the fucker.
Ohhh... OK. thats better. Anytime you putt the words 'kiss' and Noddy together I'm gonna' react with revulsion.

:barf:

[Arcane1]

Had a follow up with my Doc yesterday Re: Car crash. He said here, take one of these and it will help you sleep off the aches. "Don't take with Heineken like you do everythigng else" he added.

Well, guess what I did?

Took and went to bed about 7 last night. Here it is 2pm and I just got up. Now that's an effective little pill.

[Arcane1]

I'm wondering... (always a scary thing)

Since SOC is gonna' be here for Thanksgiving (Nov. 24 and such) maybe we should see how many others we can get here for that time period. I don't think my wife will freek too much, and the food is no problem as she cooks Greek. Cooking Greek means that she cooks great for 4 or for 50, not much in between so there is always lots left over.

So... anyone else want to come to Chicago?

[johny_roberts]

I'm wondering... (always a scary thing)

Since SOC is gonna' be here for Thanksgiving (Nov. 24 and such) maybe we should see how many others we can get here for that time period. I don't think my wife will freek too much, and the food is no problem as she cooks Greek. Cooking Greek means that she cooks great for 4 or for 50, not much in between so there is always lots left over.

So... anyone else want to come to Chicago?

Holly Christ she cooks greek. I love greek food and cant get decent amounts out here............

Looking for flights now ..............

[Arcane1]

Holly Christ she cooks greek. I love greek food and cant get decent amounts out here............

Looking for flights now ..............
She's off the boat Greek, about as authentic as it gets. I have relatives that drive in from Indiana and Ohio specifically for her cooking.

She made baklava for some function at church once. One old lady hid a plate of it and another oldlady found it and was muching on it. Next thing we knew there was a yelling match in the kitchen between them.

We called it the "Blue Hair Battle of '04"

[fenderbasher]

I have the utmost respect for a good baklava.

[Merde]

Yassou...I gotta say I love Greek culture everything from Kalamata Olives to Baklava, Tiramassu (?sp), Mousakka and Spanakopita the whole shebang. Well maybe not the predeliction for going the back door bang but everything else apart from the anal sex is OK by me!

[Seeker]

How can you not like Greek food and Anal sex? They go hand in hand.

[SOC]

I'm wondering... (always a scary thing)

Since SOC is gonna' be here for Thanksgiving (Nov. 24 and such) maybe we should see how many others we can get here for that time period. I don't think my wife will freek too much, and the food is no problem as she cooks Greek. Cooking Greek means that she cooks great for 4 or for 50, not much in between so there is always lots left over.

So... anyone else want to come to Chicago?
WHAT??? I'm not getting an authentic American Thanksgiving experience??? :hit:

[Seeker]

When Christmas comes pretend its Novemeber, problem solved.

[SOC]

What?

[Seeker]

The layout for a Thanksgiving meal is pretty much a traditional Christmas spread.

So when Christmas Comes just pretend it's Novemeber and give thanks.

[Arcane1]

WHAT??? I'm not getting an authentic American Thanksgiving experience??? :hit:
She does that too. Turkey, and all the other standard fare. Don't worry SOC.