For serious Cunters

[Vardsy]

There is a game that has been a favourite of ours when we are on the piss and there is no football / cricket / womans beach volleyball on.

Pick a topic and go from A-Z mentioning something from the topic with each letter of the alphabet.

On completion another topic is chosen and the hilarity starts again.

The first one I propose is -----Insults



A.....

Arsefucker

[Kez]

B

Bastard

[du_mm_yy]

Bumpoo sillyfart!!

[Vardsy]

Cunt

[Kez]

Dickfuckingshitstain

[The Cunt]

Enormoustwatitch

[The Cunt]

Fuckingfunnyfannyfarter

[Uther Pendragon]

G

genitalwartsface

[gunsella]

hideous looking piece of shit

[Sutto]

Inbred Donkey Rapist?

[The Cunt]

Jethro Tull Flute Playing Sex Change Queer Fuck

[Sutto]

Knob

[The Cunt]

Limp-Wristed Anal-Prodding Nancy-Boy

[Conny!]

Mother Fucker!!!

[Josh]

Newb, or Noob, or even N00b, don't forget the ever popular Newbie

[The Cunt]

Oriface Phelcher

[gunsella]

poo head

[eeefreak]

queef sucking felch monkey

[Vardsy]

Rectum Licker

[TheMightyPhill]

Seamen Sucking Shitforehead Sicko

[gunsella]

tosser

[King_Crud]

underpanties licker

[johny_roberts]

vaginal seepage sniffer

[King_Crud]

wanker

[TK-421]

XXXX Beer Drinker

[kré]

yank

[kré]

zgeeker

/thread

[Kez]

Topic: Alcohol

Absinthe

[gunsella]

beer

[kré]

you can have any beer you want, as long as it's a Corona

[King_Crud]

Duff

[The Cunt]

Elephant Beer

[The Cunt]

Finlandia Vodka

[The Cunt]

Gordons Gin

[The Cunt]

Havana Rum

[etherealchild]

I

Irish Car Bomb

[King_Crud]

James Boags

[The Cunt]

Kilkenny

[King_Crud]

Lowenbrau

[Sagacious]

Millers

[MAX POWER]

Night Cap

[The Cunt]

Ouzo

[kré]

pernod

[Sagacious]

Queensland Bitter

http://forums.zgeek.com/gallery/data/media/1/qldbitter.jpg

[hazza]

reschs

[King_Crud]

Schnapps

[ewe2]

tequila

[hazza]

under proof rum

[abelgold]

Vanilla Schnapps

[King_Crud]

Warsteiner

[hazza]

xanadu wines (yes its real we sell it)

[King_Crud]

yellowglen

[spurr]

Zambucca!

[Tintin]

New topic: Lollies/Sweets/Icecreams/Chips :boohoo:

Almonds, those ones covered in icing at Italian weddings.

Also, Aero bar

[pnkru`]

B...

Ball sack

[spurr]

Cobbers

[Up_All_Night]

Dorito's

[Vardsy]

Easter Eggs

[King_Crud]

freddo frogs

[hazza]

GUMMI BEARS



mmm

[Up_All_Night]

hersheys kisses (taste like cat vomit)

[gunsella]

gumdrops

[Vardsy]

hershy's

[gooey]

icy pole

[Up_All_Night]

jelly bean

[kré]

kit kat

[Vardsy]

lollypop

[Up_All_Night]

mars bar

[Afro88]

nut break

[Up_All_Night]

oreo

[Vardsy]

Paddle Pop

[Sagacious]

Quality Street chocolates

[Vardsy]

Rocky Road

[Sagacious]

Snickers Bars

[Vardsy]

Twizzler

[Sagacious]

Ultra Choc Ice Cream by Sara Lee

[Vardsy]

Vanilla Ice Cream

[King_Crud]

Whiz Fizz

[Sagacious]

XXX Strong mints

[Vardsy]

Yowie

[Nuisance Value]

Zuffle Master

[Vardsy]

/Thread

New Topic: Sex

A.....

Anal Beads

[HAL]

B00b135

[pliskin]

cunt

[Sutto]

Dildo.

[pliskin]

donkey dick

[pliskin]

enema

[pliskin]

felch

[pliskin]

golden showers

[gunsella]

hymen

[Sutto]

Intercourse.

[tomsyman]

Jizm

[Sutto]

Knob

[pliskin]

lolesbians

[pliskin]

milf

[pliskin]

nipples

[pliskin]

oral

[pliskin]

poontang

[pliskin]

queef

[pliskin]

rimjob

[pliskin]

snowballing

[pliskin]

titty fuck

[pliskin]

Uncircumcised

[pliskin]

vulva

[pliskin]

watersports

[pliskin]

Xxx

[pliskin]

yellow crust hanky

[pliskin]

zoophile

[ShadowNemesis]

Zdrilic

[pliskin]

next topic is science fiction films .
i start with alien

[Whiskers]

Bladerunner

[abelgold]

Close encounters of the third kind

[Sagacious]

Darkstar

Darkman

Dr Strangelove (not strictly sci fi but a way cool flick none the less)

[kré]

ET

The ExtraHomosexual

[Sagacious]

Fright Night
Fright Night II
Friday 13th
Friday 13th Part II
Friday 13th Part III etc.
Futureworld

[hazza]

Ghoulies

[kré]

Fright Night
Fright Night II
Friday 13th
Friday 13th Part II
Friday 13th Part III etc.


those aren't sci-fi http://www.crayonline.com/smilies/hsugh.gif

[Vardsy]

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

[pnkru`]

I dont know

[Sagacious]

I Robot

[hazza]

Jurassic park

(come on think about it, its totally science fiction)

[Sagacious]

Krull

[King_Crud]

Logans Run

[Juice Biscuit]

Mission to Mars.


*bad movie*

[Vardsy]

Never ending story

[JuanPablo]

Outland

[King_Crud]

Pinochio

[Vardsy]

Quantam Leap

[djgcorporation]

R u ok?

[King_Crud]

Star Wars

[hazza]

TR0N


woo

[Sagacious]

Underworld....Hmmmmmm Kate Beckinsale ....Drool (this forum needs a homer simpson drooling smiley)

[Vardsy]

V (The series with the lizard aliens)

[Sagacious]

When Dinosaurs roamed the earth

[Vardsy]

Xanadu

[Sagacious]

Yeti

[Vardsy]

Zemeckis' all time classic Back to the Future (I cheated a little)

/thread

--anyone got a new topic

[King_Crud]

New topic, Cars:

Accord

[Sagacious]

Beetle

[King_Crud]

Chrysler

[Vardsy]

Datsun Bluebird - chick magnet

[DestRuct0r]

Eunos - 30X

[Vardsy]

Ford Falcon

[DestRuct0r]

Giocattolo

[Sabra]

Peugeot Fuego :)

[DestRuct0r]

Hillman
Hino
Holden
Honda
Hyundai

[pliskin]

isuzu

[pliskin]

jeep

[pliskin]

kia

[pliskin]

lada

http://forums.zgeek.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11547

[Vardsy]

mazda

[DestRuct0r]

nissan

[DestRuct0r]

oldsmobile

[DestRuct0r]

Pagani
Peugeot
Pontiac
Porsche
Proton

[DestRuct0r]

Q?

[Sagacious]

Quatro (Audi)

[Sagacious]

Rodeo (Holden)

Subaru

Triumph

Ute (Holden)

Vauxhaul

Winnebego

XR-8

[MAX POWER]

Yellow Cab

[Vardsy]

Z - (Nissan)

[Vardsy]

/thread

New topic

Cities

Adelaide

[Sagacious]

Viva Brisvegas

[excalibur]

Copenhagen

[Sagacious]

Des Moines

[TheMightyPhill]

Edinburgh

[BlueBoy]

Frankston

[Cassa]

Greensborough

[abelgold]

Hobart

[JuanPablo]

Indianapolis

[Uther Pendragon]

Johannesburg (ttp://www.joburg.org.za/)

[Uther Pendragon]

Kuala Lumpur (http://www.klia.com.my/)

[Uther Pendragon]

London (http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=London&spn=0.101518,0.251141&hl=en)

[Uther Pendragon]

Moscow (http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=Moscow&spn=0.091781,0.251141&t=k&hl=en)

[Uther Pendragon]

New York (http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=New+York&spn=0.123609,0.251141&t=h&hl=en)

[kré]

orlando

[Vardsy]

Pyongyang

[gunsella]

Qingdao

[eeefreak]

Rio De Janeiro

[lostreality]

San Francisco

[Vardsy]

Tokyo

[gunsella]

Ulladulla

[eeefreak]

Venezuela

[gunsella]

Walthamstow

[King_Crud]

Xi'an (http://www.travelchinaguide.com/map.htm)

[Cassa]

Yagoona

[gunsella]

Zagreb.

next topic: colours...


Aquamarine

[lostreality]

Blue

[King_Crud]

Cian

[MAX POWER]

Danaë (http://tx4.us/mo/moac-d.htm)

[kré]

eggplant

[Vardsy]

edit:

Fire Engine Red

[MAX POWER]

Green

[King_Crud]

horse shit brown

[Sagacious]

Indigo

[racycoot]

indigo

[racycoot]

jade green

[Sagacious]

kakhi

[racycoot]

lime

[MAX POWER]

maroon

[Sagacious]

Navy

[CapnCallipygian]

orange

[Sagacious]

peuce

[Vardsy]

quince

[hazza]

red

[Vardsy]

sandstone

[Cassa]

taupe

[DestRuct0r]

taupe


"They say Taupe is very soothing."

Urban Sunset


http://www.colourlovers.com/index.cfm?section=palettes&view=display&palette=1466

[King_Crud]

Violet

[hazza]

white

[Vardsy]

Xtra Bright Pink - (Bullshit I know)

[racycoot]

yellow

[MAX POWER]

Zgeek Blue/Grey

[King_Crud]

Bands:

Aerosmith

[Sagacious]

Beastie Boys

[King_Crud]

Creed

[Sagacious]

Deep Purple

[Uther Pendragon]

Electric Light Orchestra, hehehe

[abelgold]

Foo Fighters

[Trips]

Gwar

[gunsella]

Hummingbirds, The

[Sagacious]

Icehouse

[gunsella]

Jamiroquai, Juice, Jane's Addiction

[Sagacious]

korn

[gunsella]

Led Zeppelin

[Vardsy]

Metallica

[Sagacious]

Nickelback

Nana Mouskouri

[CapnCallipygian]

\m/ Opeth \m/

[Sagacious]

Pretenders (The)

[Up_All_Night]

Queens of the Stone Age

[Cpt Jellybean]

Rollins Band

[Sagacious]

Stranglers (The)
Silverchair
Simple Plan
Simple Minds
(Bob) Seger and the Silver Bullet Band

[Cpt Jellybean]

T-Rex
Taj Mahal

[gunsella]

ultravox

[Cpt Jellybean]

Violent Femmes

[CapnCallipygian]

White Snake

[King_Crud]

X-Ray Specs

[gunsella]

you am i

[hazza]

Zoo Brazil

[MAX POWER]

New Topic: Zgeek Members

Aardvark

[hazza]

blolunt

[Colonel Kurtz]

chocoholic?

[annie]

darkside

[Colonel Kurtz]

edeity

[kré]

FireHart

[annie]

geggle

[gunsella]

hairyman

[Sagacious]

Imp

[Cassa]

jasebert

[annie]

kez

[Pagey]

LauraleeBug

[Pagey]

MC SoD