The parallel universe

[Vardsy]

Welcome to the parallel universe thread,


I think George Bush has done a terrific job in the whitehouse and I only wish that presidents could do more than two terms

[Afro88]

I find Paris Hilton highly attractive in a goody two shoes, innocent kind of way.

[Vardsy]

Purchasing Casey Donavon's new album is certainly on my list of things to do

[eeefreak]

All of my customers are a pleasure to deal with, and none of them EVER fuck up their computer hardware installations.

I love my job.

[Afro88]

My favourite movie is Garfield: The Movie, closely followed by Home Alone 3.

[Aardvark]

I love each and every one of you and wish you all the best in all of your various endevours and do not wish for any of you to die, least of all in painful and humiliating manners

[t101]

Bronwyn Bishop is wise beyond her obviously few years, while still maintaining a girlish figure that in no way makes me want to run screaming in the opposite direction.

[Sagacious]

Amanda Vanstone is a Hottie and rocks my world. She should be Prime Minister for life. I want to be part of whatever party she is involved with as she has a midas touch and is a humanitarian of obvious depth and feeling. When she dies the pope will immediately cannonise her.

[Vardsy]

I can't wait to take my holidays so I can go to Bali and do fuckloads of hard party drugs

[Benwah]

"Uhhh, Homer Simpson is a...brilliant man who has come up with many...well-thought-out, practical ideas, and is insuring the financial future of this company. Oh, and his personal hygiene is beyond reproach."

[dwarfthrower]

I nailed my pee-pee to the floor.

[Vardsy]

I have enjoyed helping Dwarfthrower remove his penis from the floor

[eeefreak]

The fact that i have had a shocking case of the shits since yesterday morning at 2:12am is one of the most satisfying events of my life.

I am glad that i havent called in sick.

[druckfugged]

I believe everyone at ZGeek has an interesting and challenging point of view, and that all posts are considerate and thought out. Except for that Kleph character. He just spouts bullshit constantly.

[Vardsy]

I don't waste too much of my time at work posting sensless ramblings on Zgeek.

[King_Crud]

I'm studying really hard and will pass my exam this saturday with flying colours

[Afro88]

I didn't just miss my bus because I was reading zgeek.

After this post I still have all of my dignity intact.

[snoopen]

It is my vision that all the people of the earth unite in one religion in the faith of God. Finding the Lord Jesus has been the most enlightening experience of my life and I shall be eternally indebt to the Lord Jesus. I know in my heart that non-believers will realise that my kind are not just religious loonies who do not know fuck from suck. We do know what it is just that we choose to blatantly ignore our bodies natural desires. Anything that goes on down there is filthy and disgusting thus I am having my bowels and bladder removed surgically and having them replaced with a futuristic looking nitrifying sustenance machine. Further more I shall have all appendages and orifices removed and closed, thus purging my body of any filthy ungodly things. Lets all hold hands and pray that the Lord Jesus assists us in the conversion of all man kind!!!!!111oneoneone

Come on everybody, lets sing a song! A song of love... for our God. A song of thanks... to our God. A song of appreciation... of our God. Now everybody lets donate to the church! (minimum $80 donation else we shall shun you)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cpt Jellybean]

I think John Brogdan is amazingly talented and decent in the way he conducts his political carrer and treats women.

[abelgold]

I don't like boobs.

[snoopen]

I have never thought about getting laid by 10 thousand young bisexual virgin women.

[Directed]

I went to zgeek fight club and everyone was nice. Then I went to the war forum and noddy was talking about the benefits of multi-lateralism. I read a nibls66 thread, and it was well-sourced and logical. Asskickergod was very encouraging and polite.

[Juice Biscuit]

Jesus loves you all.

[badkarate]

I want to go buy a Honda Civic to race every V8 vehicle I can find, then go hug Nodbugger and thank him for changing my political views. GO BUSH!! And I think I'm going to apply to be goatse guy's apprentice.

[Deimos]

This thread is funny, intelligent and definitely worth reading.

[TheMightyPhill]

Today my motivation levels are unusually high and following this post I will stop reading Zgeek and go and do some work.

[wolfpac181]

Art Garfunkel's career skyrocketed since he left that pussy Paul Simon.

[Uther Pendragon]

I truly hate pornography, it is an evil scourge on the planet and must be eradicated.

Also I think John Howard is god amongst men who has so much boundless compassion that it constantly astounds me.

[Hired Goon]

1. My Holiday to Baghdad was great. It's a great place for a holiday

2. Work is so rewarding!

3. Michael Jackson is so cool!*

Hang on, is this parallel dimension the 1980's?

[Quasi]

Reading this thread has made me a better person. Now I'll go put on my favourite Kenny G CD and have a non-alcoholic beer.

[Cassa]

All the members of zgeek are true intellectual powerhouses with interesting points of view, who would never be so petty as to stoop to cliquing and bandwagoning, and it brings joy to my heart to read their contributions to the internet. This was a well-plotted piece of non claptrap that never made me want to retch.

[108]

All the members of zgeek are true intellectual powerhouses with interesting points of view, who would never be so petty as to stoop to cliquing and bandwagoning, and it brings joy to my heart to read their contributions to the internet. This was a well-plotted piece of non claptrap that never made me want to retch.
Yeah, that's all well and good, but water boils at 100 degrees celcius and standard temperature and pressure. It will not ALWAYS boil at 100degrees. Any impurities will also lead this temperature to vary aswell.

:greenman:

[StAUG]

Army life is just like in the movies. Seriously.

[Asmodeus]

I heartily endorse this highly original thread.

cabbages are my friends and we have long and productive talks about particle physics nightly

[snoopen]

While bored at work I decided not to make darts out of office supplies but to actaully do some work. Further more I did not decide to make the darts out of pins, some sticky tape, post-it flags and bluetack.

[snoopen]

I am not reduced to eating Cup-a-soups for lunch because I was wise and watched what money I spent over the past forghtnight. Becoming a member of zgeek was the most productive decision of my life. Since I have focused harder on work than ever before and am unparalleled in workplace knowedge.

[ms edeity]

I quit smoking

[Happy Camper]

I never drink to excess and I study hard.

[wolfpac181]

My mom actually planned to have me

[reykjavik]

I love the fact I missed the last express to reality.

[Enos]

I love my work and was thrilled to be moved from a nice little nook with few interruptions into main street area with people walking back and forth behind me non-stop all day.

I am not a bitter and twisted individual.

[evil]

I love my work and was thrilled to be moved from a nice little nook with few interruptions into main street area with people walking back and forth behind me non-stop all day.

I am not a bitter and twisted individual.
And you get laid all the time :)

[abelgold]

my balls are hairy

[Cpt Jellybean]

There is nothing better than a good itching dose of smoothe love called hemorrhoids.

[Aardvark]

I enjoy the austero network more than slicing my eyeballs out with a rusty spork

[Merudo]

merudo is such an ugly, abusive annoying prick

[snoopen]

merudo is such an ugly, abusive annoying prick
The above statement is a lie! Merudo is being pesemistic in this parallel universe.
On another note, I've been getting TONNES of sleep lately!

[MADCAT]

My life would be so much better if I could only find a religion that dictates everything I can and can't do.

[Lesser]

Women can't wait to get in bed with me. Wherever I go they keep harassing me. I love it!

I'm finding a way to trade places with parallel universe me.