how do you take your coffee?

[lostreality]

probably been done before but i dont really care and I cant realy be arsed to search as the search feature on this site is crap anyway, so entertain me bitchs.

how do you take your coffee?

mine is black with 3 sugars, usually a mild coffee (3), or if its an espresso its 2 sugars then straight down the 'chute. Or if im in a fancy restaurant I will have a cappuchino with 2 sugars.

and

What sort of beans/pre-ground do you usually buy?

ATM im on american which is quite nice, normally i wouldnt buy it (which i didnt, my better half did) usually i would go for italian.

Instant doesnt count, thats for fags. I dont care how poor you are even when I was at college I never drank that stuff. It was always a double espresso in the morning with 2 pro plus.

[dilligaf]

Been done before.

[lostreality]

Been done before.

oh toes,

did you read my first post?

:fag:

[tomsyman]

In the arse.

[rayjayjohnson]

like noddy takes his men, black and strong.

[MisterBishi]

In the arse.

I too opt for the espresso enema.

I usually drink instant at home because I cbf fucking about with filters and shit at 6am and rarely drink coffee in the evenings.

[Canalien]

I like mine sweet and blonde.

[That Bloke]

how do you take your coffee?


Wrap my whole right hand around the cup, I don't use the loopy handles, they cramp my hand.

Sometimes I grasp the cup around the top like one of those coin operated crane/hand things that have toys in them.

[repeat]

how do you take your coffee?
With water at 97.3 degrees C, 42 grains of sugar and 23ml of soy milk.

[Deimos]

Intravenously...?

[Asmodeus]

I take my coffee the same way I take my women.

Ground up and in teh freezer.

[abelgold]

i take my coffee with passion, sometimes with my dick just poking out of my pants into my coffee mug

[Cassa]

Double shot soy in the mornings, sometimes 2 cups throughout the day, rarely after I've finished work.

I used to drink 10 cups a day, the shakes got to me after a while.

[Hired Goon]

strong latte or capuccino. one or no sugar. Will go expresso from time to time, usually in the evening. Vittoria kohi is the business.

[Sagacious]

White No Sugar bucket with a handle

[dwarfthrower]

Strong enough to strip paint, black, no sugar.

[Munchkin]

Strong, but very milky.

[Asmodeus]

Theres always the turkish proverb:
"Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love."

[eeefreak]

Strong enough to give a speed junkie the shakes, no sugar, and a fuckin weeeeee tiny dash of milk. (gotta be skim milk so i maintain my lithe girlish phisique) and a ciggie on the side.

[and3w]

Arabic, very very thick & bitter, with sugar cubes on the side. Put a cube in your mouth then swirl the coffee around until it is sweet as you want. Repeat as often as your nerves will stand. It is lovely, you get that full, bitter as fuck straight whizzy coffee flavour then the sweetness kicks in..oh man, like licking pussy, I love it!

As for tea, also arabic style, with mint, black and very very sweet or again the cube trick.

[Supreme_Cmdr]

Ah coffee my fine friend.

I take mine strong, white with 1 sugar. Used to go moo with 2-3 but trying to cut down on sugar to keep my trim figure.

If it is really good coffee a short black, its nice to get that really strong coffee taste.